Episode 8 HH: Gory Games


Quirky quizzes and gory games. The contestants are against the clock, practising their best looting skills in the tomb of William the Conqueror when something messy happens!


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# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

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# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

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# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

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# You'd better turn off

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# This show ain't for you

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# Still watching?

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# Then let's test your brains

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# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

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# Horrible Histories Gory...

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# Games #

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Hello and welcome to Gory Games, with me, Dave Lamb.

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You may have heard me on Come Dine With Me.

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And me, Rattus Rattus. You may have heard me rooting through your bins.

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Can I thank the couple at number 17, Riverside Road,

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for throwing out that chicken carcase? Cheers, guys!

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This is the show where you get to test your knowledge

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of Horrible Histories with quirky questions and gory games,

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so before Rattus thanks anyone else for their leftovers,

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let's meet our Horrible Historians. Introduce yourselves, please!

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-Hi, I'm Joanne.

-Hello, Joanne!

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-Hi, I'm James.

-Welcome, James!

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-Hi! I'm Ty!

-To start the show off, a little warm-up game

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of my very own - a sort of cookery challenge,

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to see if our contestants can whip up a batch

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of that much-loved Roman delicacy, garum sauce.

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This bucket contains the three main ingredients,

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-mackerel, tuna and eels.

-OK. Well, that all sounds all right.

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HE CHOKES AND GAGS Yes, I should've said, shouldn't I?

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The fish has to be completely rotten. HE CACKLES

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Our contestants have to pull out the rotting fish guts

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-and leave them to dry in the sun.

-That is disgusting!

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-What is wrong with you?

-No, honestly! Once it's dried out,

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garum sauce actually has quite a subtle, delicate aroma.

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-Look! Here's some I prepared earlier.

-Really?

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-It's subtle and delicate?

-Yeah, yeah!

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HE SNIFFS DEEPLY Argh!

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HE SNORTS

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Well, it's subtle and delicate if you live down a sewer.

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Ugh... Right!

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Joanne, James and Ty, you're playing to win Year Spheres.

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Each sphere contains a historical date,

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and at the end of the show your dates will be added up,

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with AD dates being added to your total

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and BC dates being subtracted from it.

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So, if these were your spheres, your total would be... Rattus?

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-Er...six?

-No.

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-Has it got six in it?

-No.

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It's 735.

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Ah, so close!

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The person with the highest year score

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will win a fantastic prize.

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-Chosen by yours truly!

-All right. Maybe not a fantastic prize, then,

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but a prize nonetheless.

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Right! Off we go. And to find out what round one's all about,

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it's over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Measly Middle Ages.

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So, four questions on the Measly Middle Ages coming up.

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The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere,

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and your four topics are...

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Joanne, you get to pick first this round.

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-What's it going to be?

-Ink.

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-Ink!

-True or false -

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monks used to make ink from squished woodlice.

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Hmm! So, true or false.

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Let's see your answers now, please.

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-Oh!

-And you've all gone for false!

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Interesting! Let's hear what the correct answer is.

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False. But they did use wasps' eggs,

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mixed with vinegar, gum to thicken it,

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-and copper water for colour.

-You've all made a fantastic start.

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It's a point each. James, it's your turn to choose a topic.

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-I choose washing.

-Washing!

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True or false - in the Middle Ages,

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peasants used to wash their clothes in buckets of poo.

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What a question that was!

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Well, Ty and Joanne going for false. James thinks that's true.

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Interesting! Let's hear the correct answer.

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It's false, although they did wash their clothes in buckets of wee.

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-SHE SNIFFS

-Mmm! Fragrant!

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So, there you go, you see. Washing your clothes in poo

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is probably not a very good idea.

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Mind you, neither's washing them in wee, and they did that!

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-Ty, your turn to choose a topic.

-Swords!

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Bet you don't know this one.

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Well, a clean sweep of trues! What's the answer?

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It's true! It was massive, as tall as a man.

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Look at the scores. Three points each for Joanne and Ty,

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two for James, with one question left.

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James, you can still bring this into a tiebreak.

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The final question is on kings. Let's hear it now, please.

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True or false - in 1216, King John lost his crown jewels.

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They were being transported along the coast

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when the tide came in and swept them out to sea.

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Everybody has gone for false.

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-What's the actual answer?

-It's true!

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King John also died in 1216.

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I think it's safe to say 1216 wasn't his best year.

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Awful! Losing your jewels and dying. Terrible business.

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I'm afraid no-one got that right, but what it does mean

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is that Joanne and Ty have drawn that round.

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So we're in a tiebreaker situation. Ty and Joanne,

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fingers on your buzzers.

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The first person to buzz in with the correct answer

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wins the Year Sphere. Beginning with the letter H,

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what is the name of the battle in which William the Conqueror -

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-Joanne?

-Hastings.

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Hastings is absolutely right, Joanne!

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You have won the quiz. Time to choose your Year Sphere.

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-Push-push-push-push-push! Ah!

-I hope you don't pick one

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with a Stone Age date, with a few million minus points,

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but I can think of two people who hope you do.

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That's them there. OK, Joanne.

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You've won the quiz, so you're automatically through

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to play the Measly Middle Ages game, but will you be playing alone

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or will everyone get a go? Let's find out.

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It's an all-play gory game! You can hear them celebrating.

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They want to get down there. Let's put them out of their misery.

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Off down the Time Sewer with all of you!

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-HE YELLS

-There goes Ty.

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Urgh!

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Oh, stinky!

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At William the Conqueror's funeral, his servants stole his jewels

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and the church burnt down. Apart from that it went smoothly.

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It's time to play Yuckaroo!

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You are William's servants, and your challenge

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is to take his treasure and put it in your chest.

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All the treasure is colour coded. You must only take your own colour.

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Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere.

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And you'd better be quick, because the church is going to burn down.

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-Your time starts...

-HORN BLARES

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Here we go, then, with Yuckaroo.

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Treasure needs to be colour coded. They need to steal their own bit

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and pop it in their chest.

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You must have done a bit of theft in your time, Rattus.

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I don't know what you're saying, Dave. I've never stolen anything.

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A likely story. Look, he's unscrewing that candlestick

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as much as he can. He's doing quite well, though, Ty.

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He's off to a pretty decent start.

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That's two pieces he's got. Joanna also off the mark.

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James is having problems with that crown, but he's got it off now,

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and it's in the chest. Can I just make it clear

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that we're not in any way encouraging stealing?

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Even if it's from a murderous tyrant from the Middle Ages?

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-Yes, even then.

-Oh.

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They're all trying these things...

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-They're finding them difficult to remove.

-They're bolted down, Dave.

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The area I live in, if it's not bolted down, it goes.

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Oh, and his stomach has exploded!

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I think I may have failed to tell you

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that his stomach exploded during the funeral,

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but you saw it with your own eyes there. Guts absolutely everywhere.

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Let's hope that hasn't put them off too much.

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This game is more my cup of tea - or, as we rats say,

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my dustbin of entrails. HE LAUGHS

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I can't imagine what the smell is like

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with all that entrails, guts and gore spread everywhere.

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That doesn't come across from the pictures.

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It must be absolutely humming in there.

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Guts everywhere - the guts of a dead person, as well,

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-not a live one.

-Not a live one.

-Not nice fragrant guts.

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There's another piece going in for James.

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He may be mounting something of a comeback.

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Look out! The church is on fire!

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There's smoke rising up everywhere!

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They're going to have to finish this fast!

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-HORN BLARES

-Time's up. That's how it's finished,

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and that is what actually happened at William the Conqueror's funeral.

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The church did catch fire. What a result!

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Welcome back! Take your places. With a total of six pieces,

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the winner was Ty! Collect your Year Sphere now.

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So, tell me, everybody, did you enjoy Yuckaroo?

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Yes!

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-Who actually saw the stomach explode?

-Me.

-I did.

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-I went, like, "Ooh!"

-You weren't expecting it?

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-No.

-No.

-I thought it was going to pop up.

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So the explosion was probably a good thing!

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Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

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It's the Vile Victorians. Good day!

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Four questions again. Here are your four Victorian topics.

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James, it's your turn to pick first this time.

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Queen Victoria.

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The question is as follows.

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Look at that! Everyone seems very confident that it's B.

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-Let's find out.

-The answer is...

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You're absolutely right. Well played indeed.

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She had a fear of bishops as a small child,

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and she kept it into adulthood.

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Hey! I too have an irrational fear -

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of soap and clean water.

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It is irrational, and it's very unfortunate for me.

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Ty, your turn to pick a topic.

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I'm going to go for Eccentrics.

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Which of these would you not have found

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inside the second Baron Rothschild's house -

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A, snakes twined around the banisters,

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B, a lion wearing a bow tie,

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or C, 12 dressed monkeys having a dinner party?

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Wow! Everybody thinks it's B. Let's find out.

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It's B, a lion wearing a bow tie.

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Imagine trying to put a bow tie on a lion!

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The second Baron Rothschild was eccentric, not crazy.

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You fancy putting a bow tie on a lion, Rat?

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-Not really, no.

-But you've all scored two points.

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This is a tremendous round for all of you. Joanne, pick a topic.

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I'll pick cars.

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How fast was the speed limit for early Victorian cars?

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This is extraordinary! They're all in total agreement again.

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-But are they right?

-The answer is A, four miles per hour.

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Who could want to travel faster than that? It would be madness!

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Victorian Top Gear can't have been very exciting.

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The track record would have been two hours!

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-Yeah. Victorians didn't have TV.

-I know! I was just joking.

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-It was just a silly joke. Huh!

-You're all doing amazingly well.

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You've got three points each. This is the last question in this round.

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-It's about gadgets, and it's a prop question.

-A prop question!

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I love prop questions! Oh, look!

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That is a prop. This is a genuine Victorian contraption.

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But what was it used for? Was it A, blowing up whoopi cushions...

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Let's see those answers now, please!

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It's all in total agreement again!

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You've all gone for B, oiling bicycles.

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On this occasion, you're all absolutely...

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wrong!

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RATTUS CACKLES

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I know. Look at Ty's face. He can't believe it!

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The answer was C.

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-This was for filling doughnuts.

-Filling doughnuts!

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HE CACKLES

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What that means, of course, is that we have a three-way tie,

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and that means fingers on your buzzers.

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Here we go. Beginning with the letter V,

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which queen, famous for wearing black clothes...

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-Ty?

-Victoria.

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Is the right answer. Well done, Ty.

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You have just won yourself a second Year Sphere.

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-He's quick off the mark!

-OK. Ty, as the quiz winner,

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you're also through to play the Victorian Game.

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But will it be just you, or will the others all play too?

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It's a single-player brainy game!

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Ty, get yourself down that Time Sewer. Go on, fella!

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HE YELLS

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Not everyone in Victorian times had a sensible name

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like Queen Victoria. Oh, no. In fact, some had very silly names -

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-for instance, Princess Cheese.

-RATTUS LAUGHS

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That was a real Victorian name. She wasn't a real princess.

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I think I'd remember if we'd had a Queen Cheese.

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HE LAUGHS

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-It's time to play the...

-'Name Shame Game!'

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Seven Victorian names, but two are totally made up.

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Your challenge, to work out which five are real.

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Choose five names and move them to the "real" board,

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then touch the Princess Cheese to find out how many you've got right.

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Keep trying new combinations until you've got all five,

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-and your time starts now!

-HORN BLARES

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Ty is off. So, we're looking for real Victorian names.

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He's gone for Scary Looker.

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Oh, Minty Badger. Minty Badger getting a run-out.

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-That's good news.

-You're not wrong, Dave!

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And there it is. That's Farting Clack. Farting Clack.

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I don't know about Farting Clack or Minty Badger, Dave,

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but I did once live on a riverbank near a farting badger.

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Too much information there, Rattus.

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Artemis Bumwhistle there.

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And the final one, Susan Semolina-Thrower.

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Well, he's got one wrong.

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John Idiot going in there, off the subs bench.

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-'You have all five right!'

-He has done it!

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He has won that game in extraordinary time.

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Princess Cheese only got two hammerings.

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RATTUS LAUGHS

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He was right - Artemis Bumwhistle and Stupid Cupid were made up,

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but the others, remarkably, were all genuine Victorian names.

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-John Idiot was a real Victorian?

-Yes, he was, Rattus.

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Do you think he had a descendant - Dave Idiot?

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HE CACKLES THEY LAUGH

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Just asking. Just asking.

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Ty, tell us exactly how you managed to do that game.

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I just knew all of them apart from that one.

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Well, you were incredibly quick. Right! Over to the Gory Grid

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to find out who's up next.

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It's the Awful Egyptians.

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And here are your four Egyptian topics.

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And Ty, it's your turn to lead us off.

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Toothpaste!

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Toothpaste.

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Here's what I want to know.

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A, crushed bat,

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B, liquefied snail,

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or C, chopped mouse.

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Let's see your answers now, please.

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So, you've all gone for C.

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Well, I can tell you, the answer is...

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C! We used chopped-up mouse.

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You should not use mice to clean your teeth.

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They're disgusting little things, with their little tails

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-and their strange little whiskers.

-Have you looked in a mirror lately?

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So, that's a point each there. Well done.

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-Joanne, it's your turn to pick a topic.

-Er, Mummies.

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-That is a prop question.

-I like the prop questions.

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Hello! A mummy's hand. Hello, everyone.

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Lovely. Mummification was very popular in ancient Egypt,

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and so many mummies were dug up in the Victorian era

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they became used for all sorts of things.

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But which of these was not one of them?

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Was it A, making newspaper,

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B, scaring birds away from fields,

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or C, repairing cracked walls?

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Ah! So Ty and Joanne with A,

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James a B. The answer is...

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B, James! The mummy's going to give you a point.

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Mummies were not used for scaring birds away from fields,

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but they were mulched and used as newspaper,

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as well as filler for walls. Excellent. James,

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-your turn to pick.

-I'm going to pick Festivals.

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Festivals.

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What did we pharaohs have to wear during the Heb Sed festival -

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A, a pineapple on our head,

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B, a wolf's tail on our backside,

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or C, a monkey on our shoulder?

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Three Cs. All in complete agreement. Let's see if they're all right.

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The answer is B, a wolf's tail on our backside.

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Let me tell you, I wasn't very happy about it.

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-Nor was the wolf, for that matter.

-I'm not surprised.

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So you all got that one wrong,

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which means, as we come to the last question in the round,

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James is in the lead. So James, if you get this right,

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-you've won your first Year Sphere.

-Yes!

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The remaining category is Ramesses IV.

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When archaeologists found the mummy of Ramesses IV,

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what was unusual about it?

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Was it A, he was actually a woman,

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B, he had seven fingers on one hand,

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or C, his eyes had been replaced with onions?

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You've all gone for C.

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Let's hear if you're right.

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The answer is C. His eyes had been replaced with onions.

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Onions! Brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.

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Onions were, of course, valuable, and sometimes the eyes were replaced

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with valuable things. So, James, you have won yourself

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-your first Year Sphere!

-Yeah!

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-Pick away.

-They're shiny, they're round,

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they come from under the ground. Year Spheres!

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Year Spheres!

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-No reason. Just felt like it.

-Lovely, Rattus.

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So, James, you're through to play the Egyptian Game.

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Will it be just you, or will everybody else be coming along?

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It's time to find out.

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It's an All Play brainy game!

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It's off down the Time Sewer with all of you!

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-There goes Ty.

-Urgh!

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-There goes James.

-HE COUGHS

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And there goes Joanne.

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Now, Egyptian pharaohs liked to be buried in style,

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and what could be more stylish than a pyramid?

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It's time to play...

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It took about two million heavy blocks to build a pyramid,

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and you've just got nine light ones.

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Your challenge, to work out which block goes where.

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To help you, we've put one block in place. First of you to finish

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wins the Year Sphere. So, ready, steady...

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Get building! And they're off.

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They've got to build a pyramid. Sounds easy, doesn't it, Rattus?

0:19:230:19:27

-Rattus? Rattus!

-Well, yes. The puzzle did come with instructions.

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Unfortunately they were all in hieroglyphics.

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That's not going to be an awful lot of use here.

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So, the first pieces now beginning to go into place.

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And it's a big piece.

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Oh, Joanne also going in for a big piece.

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James has started with a slightly smaller piece.

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Isn't it interesting to see the different tactics?

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I'm not so sure it's tactics. It's blind, wild guessing.

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Well, yes, that's the unkind way of looking at it.

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I like to think they're using their tactical nous here.

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Joanne really weighing this up.

0:19:590:20:02

Look at James. He's doing extremely well here.

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What an excellent start from James! Ty is all over the place.

0:20:050:20:08

Let's be fair. With the best will in the world,

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you're not going to make a pyramid like that.

0:20:100:20:13

James has got that upside down at the moment.

0:20:140:20:17

Let's hope he turns it round. Yes, of course he has.

0:20:170:20:20

Ty looks as if he's doing well. I don't think he is.

0:20:220:20:24

Whereas Joanne is doing very, very nicely.

0:20:240:20:27

She has the whole ground floor in place, as it were,

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and she's beginning to start on the first floor.

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There's the first piece. James is not too far behind,

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assuming the pieces he's already got down are right. I'm not sure,

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to be honest. And they need to realise that each piece

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will only fit on one specific place. That's the whole point.

0:20:480:20:52

Yes, one of those pieces is quite clearly wrong.

0:20:520:20:55

That's not sitting squarely on the plinth at all,

0:20:550:20:58

and I don't know what Ty's building, but it's definitely not a pyramid.

0:20:580:21:01

Joanne is getting very close to completing this pyramid, I think.

0:21:010:21:05

It's taking shape very, very nicely indeed.

0:21:050:21:08

That's another level completed. Three more pieces to go for Joanne.

0:21:080:21:13

That's another piece in place. There's a huge crack in her pyramid,

0:21:130:21:16

but we won't hold that against her. Here comes the top piece!

0:21:160:21:20

-She's about to take a sphere!

-Come on! One more!

0:21:200:21:23

-That's the one!

-Joanne!

0:21:230:21:25

-Joanne wins hands-down!

-And her hands go up in triumph.

0:21:250:21:29

What a superb pyramid that is,

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even though it has got a massive crack in it.

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Well done, Joanne. Collect your Year Sphere.

0:21:360:21:38

So, a quick look at the scores at this stage

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means that Ty has three Year Spheres, Joanne has two,

0:21:410:21:44

and James has one, so everybody's in the game. That's fantastic.

0:21:440:21:47

Time now for the final round,

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and it's over to the Gory Grid one last time

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-to find out who we've got.

-It's the Terrible Tudors.

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No Quirky Quiz in our final round.

0:21:560:21:58

It's straight to a big all-play Tudor endgame,

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and it is a silly one.

0:22:010:22:03

Everybody, get back down that Time Sewer.

0:22:030:22:07

-Oh, not again!

-I know. I'm sorry, Joanne.

0:22:070:22:09

This'll be the last time, I promise.

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THEY GROAN

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-Now, it's no secret that Henry VIII liked his food.

-Oh, yes.

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It's true. I can't deny it.

0:22:200:22:22

-Ho-ho-ho! Look at that!

-HIS TUMMY GURGLES

0:22:220:22:25

You see? And now he wants feeding.

0:22:250:22:27

It's time to play...

0:22:270:22:29

You have to collect pies and fling them into Henry's mouth.

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Sounds easy! It would be, if you weren't attached to a bungee cord.

0:22:340:22:38

The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth

0:22:380:22:41

in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.

0:22:410:22:44

Three, two, one...

0:22:440:22:46

It's pie time! So here we go, then,

0:22:460:22:49

with Who Ate All The Pies, and the answer will be Henry VIII,

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because there are three of him, with their mouths wide open

0:22:520:22:55

while our plucky gamers try to run up the lane

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on their bungee cords and hurl pies into his open mouth.

0:22:580:23:02

There's our pie man. This is his fourth appearance this season.

0:23:020:23:05

He's terrific. We're very lucky to get him.

0:23:050:23:07

So, no pies have found their mark yet. There's Ty.

0:23:070:23:11

He's already beginning to tire. That one just misses to the right.

0:23:110:23:15

Catches on the chin. One on the nose.

0:23:150:23:17

This is very exciting, but not many pies finding their mark.

0:23:170:23:20

That's right, Dave. Not many at all. We've got three Henrys there,

0:23:200:23:24

all with their mouths wide open, but not one single pie has gone through

0:23:240:23:28

-as far as I can see.

-Some varying techniques being employed,

0:23:280:23:33

Ty going with the underarm hoick,

0:23:330:23:36

and some of the others going with the classical Frisbee delivery.

0:23:360:23:39

-There's a perfect example.

-Henry's diet is more unhealthy than mine,

0:23:390:23:43

and that's saying something, I can tell you.

0:23:430:23:47

There's one gone in! Yes, Joanne has fed Henry his first pie.

0:23:480:23:51

They're not really getting many in.

0:23:540:23:57

They're not, and they're beginning to tire.

0:23:570:23:59

It's a very difficult game. I tried playing it earlier on,

0:23:590:24:02

-and failed miserably.

-As, I'm afraid, are our contestants,

0:24:020:24:06

at the moment. James scores! Joanne's got another!

0:24:060:24:09

THEY BOTH SHOUT EXCITEDLY

0:24:090:24:12

After a long period of nothing happening,

0:24:120:24:15

James and Joanne scored... Oh, and Joanne's scored again!

0:24:150:24:19

This is tremendous of Joanne.

0:24:190:24:21

But, oh, dear, me, Ty's fallen over there,

0:24:210:24:24

that bungee cord recoiling and whipping him back.

0:24:240:24:27

James, though... Look at that concentration.

0:24:290:24:33

Lovely shot. Caught him right in the eye.

0:24:330:24:35

And I think Joanne landed another one there!

0:24:350:24:38

She's way out in front now. She's surely not going to be caught.

0:24:380:24:41

-'Time's up!'

-The game is over.

0:24:420:24:45

The pie man stands with two pies that'll never be flung in anger,

0:24:450:24:49

and Joanne is our winner!

0:24:490:24:52

Back you come, gory gamers.

0:24:540:24:57

Joanne, please pick yourself another Year Sphere.

0:24:570:25:01

So, now it's time to count up those Year Spheres.

0:25:030:25:07

Remember, AD years are added to your total,

0:25:070:25:11

and BC years subtracted from it,

0:25:110:25:13

so the fact that you've only got one, James,

0:25:130:25:16

does not mean that you're out of the running.

0:25:160:25:19

Joanne, if you could open your Year Spheres first.

0:25:190:25:22

1658 AD!

0:25:230:25:26

The death of Oliver Cromwell.

0:25:260:25:28

1918 AD! The end of the First World War.

0:25:290:25:33

And the last one - 1875 AD,

0:25:330:25:38

law bans child chimney sweeps.

0:25:380:25:41

But you have got an impressive 5,451 points.

0:25:410:25:47

-RATTUS LAUGHS

-Wow! James,

0:25:470:25:49

this is going to be difficult with one sphere,

0:25:490:25:52

but let's see what you've got in there.

0:25:520:25:55

Oh, it's 2560 BC!

0:25:550:26:00

The Great Pyramid at Giza was finished that year,

0:26:000:26:03

and unfortunately so are your chances of winning today.

0:26:030:26:06

But history is horrible! Ty, you've got 5,451 to beat.

0:26:060:26:11

Let's see what you've got in your spheres.

0:26:110:26:14

867 AD. The Viking army was captured in York.

0:26:140:26:19

1603 AD. The death of Queen Elizabeth I.

0:26:210:26:25

This is the all-important one. Let's have a look at it.

0:26:250:26:29

1801 AD!

0:26:290:26:32

Ireland joins Great Britain and the Union Jack is created.

0:26:320:26:36

That gives you a total of 4,271,

0:26:360:26:41

which means that today's winner, with 5,451 points,

0:26:410:26:44

-is Joanne!

-Yay!

-Yay!

0:26:440:26:46

She goes home with our star prize -

0:26:460:26:49

bits of old historical tat picked out of the Time Sewer

0:26:490:26:53

by my flea-ridden friend here. So, what's the big prize, then?

0:26:530:26:57

Well, you've probably heard of the expression "winning by a nose".

0:26:570:27:00

Well, Joanne, you've just won...a nose!

0:27:000:27:04

-Thanks.

-Yes, a Saxon nose.

0:27:040:27:06

Saxons had a system called weregild, which meant, if you injured someone,

0:27:060:27:11

chopped off their nose, for instance, you had to pay for the damage!

0:27:110:27:14

-Not me - I just found it.

-Obviously.

0:27:140:27:17

Congratulations, Joanne!

0:27:170:27:19

-Joanne...

-HE SIGHS

0:27:190:27:20

..you've done so well, and you've ended up with a human nose.

0:27:200:27:24

-Er...

-I do apologise. But at least you get to tickle his nasal hair,

0:27:240:27:28

if you so desire.

0:27:280:27:30

It just remains for me to say thanks to our champion Joanne,

0:27:300:27:34

and also to our gallant runners-up, James and Ty.

0:27:340:27:37

And to say no thanks whatsoever to Rattus.

0:27:370:27:39

Ah, come on. You're missing me already.

0:27:390:27:41

-You've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.

-Goodbye!

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