Episode 5 HH: Gory Games


Episode 5

Quirky quizzes and gory games. Danyal, Rose and Tia get to test their knowledge of Horrible Histories with quirky quiz questions.


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Get up to anything nice at the weekend, Rattus?

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Yeah, went to the British Museum. It's great.

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-It's even got free entry for rats.

-Really?

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Yeah, via the U-bend in the toilets.

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See anything good? Rosetta Stone? The Elgin Marbles?

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The cat mummies. Got to love a dead cat.

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But if they want to attract more rats...

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Which I very much doubt.

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..they really need some new exhibits,

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and I've got an idea.

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I don't like the sound of that.

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# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

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# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

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# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

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# You better turn off This show ain't for you

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# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

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# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

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# Horrible Histories Gory...

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# ..Games! #

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Hello, and welcome to Gory Games

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with me, Dave Lamb.

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And him, Dave Lamb.

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And so it begins.

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Let's meet today's horrible historians.

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Hi, I'm Danyal, and I'm from London.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hi, I'm Rose and this is Magic,

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-and we're from the Wirral!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Hi, I'm Tia, and I'm from Derby.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Welcome, everybody. You are playing to win Year Spheres, of course.

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The person with the highest year score at the end of the show

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will win a prize that has been plucked

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out of the Time Sewer by Mr Rattus Rattus.

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And you won't be disappointed.

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I beg to differ. Time to crack on with round one.

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Let's find out what it's about by going over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Incredible Inca.

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So, four questions, then, on the Incredible Inca coming up.

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The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

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And your four Inca topics are...

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So, Danyal, you get to pick first this round.

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-Which of those takes your fancy?

-Pachacuti, please.

-Pachacuti.

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-Let's hear that question.

-Pachacuti was a famous Inca emperor,

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but what does his name actually mean -

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A, he who shakes the Earth,

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B, he who rules the skies,

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C, he who ate too much llama?

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Show me now, please.

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OK, Danyal and Rose think it's A. Tia thinks it's C.

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What's the answer?

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The answer is A, he who shakes the Earth.

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Me, I'm he who ate too much llama.

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-TUMMY RUMBLES

-Oh! Excuse me!

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Ooh, crikey! Excellent start. Bad luck, Tia.

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That's a point apiece for Danyal and Rose.

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And, Rose, it's your turn to pick now. What'll you have?

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-Myths, please.

-Let's hear that question.

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What did the Inca believe the first man emerged from?

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Show me now, please.

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Danyal and Tia think it's A.

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Rose disagrees this time. What's the answer, please?

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The answer is B. We believe the first man

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emerged from a cave called Paqariq Tampu.

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Point for you there, Rose. Well played. Well played indeed.

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Tia, your turn to pick.

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Could I have Discipline, please?

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You certainly can, and that is a prop question.

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-BOTH:

-Prop question! Prop question! Prop question! Prop question!

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-Oh.

-No-one's joining in. How embarrassing.

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In Inca times, badly-behaved school pupils

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were disciplined by caning, but where were they caned?

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Was it A, on the palms of their hands,

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was it B, on the soles of their feet,

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or was it C, on their bottoms?

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-HE LAUGHS

-You said bottom!

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-Rattus...

-Zip!

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All right, let's see those answers now, please.

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Everybody thinks it's C.

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The answer is actually B,

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they were caned on the soles of their feet. Wha-cha!

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Oh, bottoms would have been funnier.

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To be fair, it probably would have been.

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Right, there is one topic left in this round, and it is Llamas.

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How many llamas were sacrificed every month

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at the Temple of the Sun God?

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Let's have a look at those answers.

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Everybody thinks it's C.

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Are they all right or are they all wrong?

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The answer is B, 100 llamas.

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It's to make sure the God brings the sun up every morning,

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and it works!

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Whatever you say. So, that's a point for no-one there. Unlucky.

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But it does mean that, at the end of this round, Rose,

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you have won the first Year Sphere. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And that means it's also time for me to say...

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TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ..all hail the Potty Pyramid!

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OK, Rose, help yourself to your first Year Sphere.

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Choose carefully, though, Rose,

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because AD dates will be added to your total,

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and as you know, BC dates will be subtracted.

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We'll see what's inside there later on.

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So, winning the Inca quiz means that Rose

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is automatically through to play the Inca game.

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But will she be alone or will everyone get to play?

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Let's find out, shall we?

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Ooh, it's a single-player game, Rose.

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So, off down the Time Sewer on your own.

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You can take Magic.

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-See you, Rose!

-Bye!

-Oh, it stinks!

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For this next game, we've got a royal Inca mummy -

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don't ask how - and it needs to get stuffed. It's time to play...

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First, get the guts out and stuff some herbs in.

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Then, swap the eyeballs for shells.

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Tie them up, pop on the wig and headpiece so they look lovely.

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Well, less horrible.

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Do it all within the time limit, and the Year Sphere is yours.

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Are you ready, Rose? Are you ready, Magic?

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In three, two, one...

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HORN BLARES

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Away goes Rose.

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Sensibly, a look over the shoulder there at the instructions.

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-Isn't that sensible, Rattus?

-Very sensible.

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And, straight away, out come the intestines.

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-Oh, she's really pulling.

-Oh, it's like a tug of gore.

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Actually, that's very good, Rattus. Well done. Well done.

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She's bunging them in the rope basket. Nice.

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-Yeah, the guts are taken out and they are replaced with herbs.

-Herbs.

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-Herbs!

-Herbs!

-Herbs!

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And in go the herbs. Superb. A little tentative here.

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She needs to go a little bit faster, I feel. Onto the eyes.

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Onto the eyes, and there, she's involved a spoon.

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That's great. The judges are very happy with that,

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-and out comes the first eyeball, Rattus.

-Scoopy McScoop.

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Scoopy McScoop-face. It's in there. She's got to take a shell now

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and replace the eyeball with that in the bandaged socket.

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Out comes the second eye. Oh, you never get used to this,

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no matter how many times you've seen it, Rattus.

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There goes the second shell. Still that's done now. That is done.

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And that is what she's aiming for, Rattus.

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That gentleman in the background there. Oh!

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Oh, it's a bit of snappy leggy there.

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Oh, it went back the wrong way!

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It's a good job this mummy's passed on

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because that really would have hurt.

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He's not playing ball, though, is he, this mummy?

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The rigor mortis has set in there.

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That's what's the problem here, I think. He's not very pliable.

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30 seconds remaining.

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Just 30 seconds left, and, thankfully,

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Rose is onto the rope.

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She's really got her work cut out here,

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but she's still in the game.

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Now, that's got to get tied up.

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We're not going to insist on it looking exactly like

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that one in the background, are we, Rattus?

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-No, we're not pedants.

-No, we're not pedants.

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That's the last accusation

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that could be levelled at us.

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But we do like to see the rope involved,

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and that is a rope, and it is involved.

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She just needs now to get

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the wig and the headdress on,

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and she's going to have this, Rattus.

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There goes the wig! There goes the hat!

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She's done it!

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And what, I wonder, did Magic think of that?

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Magic thought that it was very gross, like I did.

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Well, it was disgusting, but how did you complete it in the time?

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I think I might have broken its leg just a little bit.

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Well, what's a little break amongst friends?

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Congratulations, Rose, on a splendid mummy.

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Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

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Excellent. What's in there? We'll find out later on.

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HE SNIFFS Rattus, what is that terrible stink?

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No, the fabulous stink is my new museum exhibit -

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the Rattus Rattus collection.

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Mm, yeah, I've gone down the Time Sewer to get

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a sample of poop from every single king or queen of England

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and Britain since William the Conqueror.

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Oh, good grief!

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When it's complete, I'm going to leave it to the British Museum.

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-Quite sure they're going to want that?

-Course. Who wouldn't?

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I can think of one person who wouldn't.

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Do you mind if I put it down here for a bit? Oof!

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Onto round two. To find out what's up next,

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it's over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Terrible Tudors.

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And here are your all-important Terrible Tudor topics...

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So, Rose, it's your turn to pick first this time.

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-Which one do you fancy?

-Father Christmas.

-Father Christmas.

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And that is a prop question.

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Prop question! Prop question!

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-ALL:

-Prop question! Prop question!

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Whoosh! Ho-ho-ho!

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True or false - during Tudor times,

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Father Christmas was known as Daddy Christmas?

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Is that true or is that false? Show me now.

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Ooh, everybody thinks it's true.

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Well, I can tell you, it's false.

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In Tudor times, Father Christmas was known as Captain Christmas.

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Tia, it's your turn to pick.

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Henry VIII, please.

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True or false - in 1513,

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Henry VIII took a portable bowling alley with him to France?

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Is that true or is that false? Show me now, please.

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Wow. Everybody in total agreement once again.

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They all think it's true. What's the answer?

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It's true.

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Henry VIII loved playing skittles so much,

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he took a portable set with him when he travelled to France.

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Well done, everybody. A point apiece there. Superb stuff.

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Danyal, pick away.

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-Spies, please.

-Spies.

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That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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True or false - to send secret messages,

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spy master Sir Francis Walsingham used wee as an invisible ink?

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Is that true or is that false? Show me now, please.

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They all think it's true. Are they right or are they wrong, Rattus?

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Oh, it's a terrible shame because

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it's true!

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Walsingham did indeed use wee as an invisible ink.

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He did. He also used lemon juice.

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Mm. I use wee to leave messages myself.

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The message is usually,

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-"Rattus weed here."

-THEY LAUGH

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HE SIGHS One topic left in this round.

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It is Gardens. Here comes the question.

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True or false - in Tudor times,

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posh people would keep their gardens free of pests

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by burying a pig bladder in the garden?

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Is that true or is that false? Let's have a look at those answers.

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Well, some disagreement here. Danyal thinks it's false.

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Rose and Tia both think it's true. What's the answer, please?

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It's false.

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Tudors kept pests away by burying a horse's head in the garden.

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-That was supposed to keep pests away?

-Mm.

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-I bet it attracted rats.

-Oi! We are not pests.

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I beg to differ.

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Danyal, congratulations. An extra point for you.

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That means that you have won your first Year Sphere.

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Help yourself. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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HE SNIFFS He sniffed it.

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-He sniffed it, Rattus.

-Good choice.

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Well done, Danyal. You're through to play the Tudor game,

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but will it just be you or will the others get to play, too?

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Let's find out, shall we?

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It's an all-play game!

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Everybody, down the Time Sewer together.

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-Bye!

-Off you go, Tia. Bye!

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-Bye, Rattus.

-Oh, see you later.

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-Bye, Rattus and Lamb.

-Rattus?

-Have fun!

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Henry VIII was one of Britain's most powerful kings ever,

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so he had people to do everything for him, and I mean everything,

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even wipe his bottom.

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It's time to play...

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Oh, that's great.

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I haven't got a sample of Henry VIII's poop yet.

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Oi, will one of you bring some back, please?

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You are the groom of the stool, groom meaning servant,

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stool meaning, well, poop. HE LAUGHS

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When Henry calls, you come running and check his poop.

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In the meantime, brick up the bedroom door

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so that he can sleep safe from assassins.

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First to brick up the entire doorway

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wins themselves a lovely Year Sphere.

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In three, two, one, go! HORN BLARES

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OK, off we go, and Tia is off like a shot. What a start, Rattus.

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-It's excellent.

-Danyal's had a refusal already,

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and Rose very calmly assessing the situation.

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I like it. I like it a lot.

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The trick to this game is to get a couple of pieces in play

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-to discover which is the wrong bit.

-Yeah, no, that's true.

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-You've got to make mistakes to make progress.

-I'm finished!

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Now, Henry needs his stool groomed, and here come the willing groomers.

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Tia taking a cursory look there.

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Danyal plopping it out really quite aggressively, I thought.

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And Rose trying not to look. I don't blame her.

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I don't blame her at all. It's disgusting, that bit.

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OK, back to these walls.

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Look at this. Rose is doing very nicely indeed.

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That's a tricky little piece, and she's got it secured properly.

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That looks wrong from Danyal there.

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And Tia's got a bit that's sticking out

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facing either the corridor or the room, we don't know.

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-I'm finished!

-Oh, look out!

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-Henry's gone again. Everybody, look away now!

-Why?

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-You'll miss the best bit.

-It's not the best bit.

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It's absolutely disgusting.

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I can't believe we're allowed to get away with it.

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-It's a lovely brown soup.

-Oh!

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Back to the wall building, which I really quite enjoy.

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And Rose is doing remarkably well here.

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She's only one piece shy.

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-I think she's going to do this, Rattus.

-I think she is.

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Oh, Magic will be absolutely cock-a-hoop about this.

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-And so will Rose.

-And it's in there!

-It's in!

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It's all over, and look at the pattern.

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Beautiful pattern, as well. Well played, Rose. Well done, Magic.

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The poo was all sloppy, and it looked like diarrhoea,

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and it was so gross.

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I was very close to Rose, but when I was building, my bricks,

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they just stuck together, but Rose did a good job.

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I think it was annoying that Henry VIII very helpfully called,

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"I'm finished" just when you are putting the right bricks in.

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-I'm finished!

-No, no, no. No. No.

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Well played. Well played, Rose. Brilliant.

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-What's that?

-Poo!

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-It's for Rattus?

-Oh, Rose! Is that Henry VIII's poo?

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Oh, for goodness' sake! I suppose you want me to put this

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-in your collection, do you?

-Yes, please.

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Oh, Rattus, this is absolutely revolting. Oh!

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Do you know, you're just jealous

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because the only impressive collection you've got

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is of your hair down your plughole.

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THEY LAUGH Right, round three, I think.

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Bye, poops. See you later.

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Let's go over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

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It's the Rotten Romans.

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So, four questions, as always,

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and here are your four Roman topics...

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So, Tia, it's your turn to lead us off.

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-Can I have Cures, please?

-Cures? You certainly can.

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We ancient Romans believed a person suffering from illness

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could be cured by being rubbed all over with a what?

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Show me your answers now, please.

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Wow! Danyal thinks it's A.

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Rose and Tia think it's B. What's the answer, please?

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The answer is B.

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To cure sickness, rub yourself

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-with a puppy.

-Yeah.

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Or to catch sickness, rub yourself with a rat.

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That's points for Rose and for Tia.

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Danyal, which of those topics do you fancy?

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-Sewers, please.

-Sewers. Let's hear the question.

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What was the name of Rome's sewer system?

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Show me now, please.

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They all think it's A. What's the answer?

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The answer is A,

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the Cloaca Maxima, which was thought to be

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presided over by the goddess Cloacina.

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She's one of our pongier deities. Lovely girl, though.

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Yes, I can imagine.

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Well done, everybody. A point apiece there.

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Everybody still in this round. Rose, which one would you like?

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-Evil Spirits, please.

-Evil Spirits.

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That, unfortunately, is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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RATTUS CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Romans would attempt to keep evil spirits away from the house

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by putting what underneath it -

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A, rotten chicken livers,

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B, dogs' blood,

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or C, a dead... Ooh-ooh-ooh! ..cat?

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Show me now, please.

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Ooh, Danyal thinks it's C.

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Rose and Tia think it's A. What's the answer, Rattus?

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I'm afraid the answer is B.

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Romans tried to keep evil spirits away

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by placing dogs' blood under the house.

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One topic left in this round. It is Fires.

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What were Roman fire hoses made out of?

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Let's have a look at those answers.

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Ooh, Danyal and Rose agreeing this time with C.

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Tia thinks it's B. What's the answer, please?

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The answer is A.

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Roman fire hoses were made out of pickled

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cow intestines. Brilliant, isn't it?

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Yeah, I'll say!

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Pickled cow intestines make great hoses,

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-and even better snacks.

-HE LAUGHS

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Oh, for heaven's sake! Well, that's the end of the round,

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and as we can see here, we have a tie-breaker situation.

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OK, this is between Rose and Tia.

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Starting with the letter I,

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which modern country did the Roman Empire originate from?

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PFRRRRRRT! Rose?

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-Italy.

-Italy is absolutely correct. Well done, Rose.

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Help yourself to another Year Sphere.

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Bad luck, Tia.

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Rose, as the winner of the Roman quiz,

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you're through to play the Roman game.

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But will it be just you, or will the others go, too?

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Let's have a look.

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Oh, it's a single player. Are you ready, Rose?

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Then off you go down the Time Sewer.

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-Bye, Rattus.

-See you, Rose. Bring me back another poo!

-OK.

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You can never have too many poos.

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It's all kicking off in 31 BC.

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Mark Antony and Octavian are fighting each other

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for control of the Roman Empire. Let's play...

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You are on Octavian's side.

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Use your catapult to sink Mark Antony's ships.

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For every direct hit, you get a point.

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For Mark Antony's blue ship, it's double bubble - two points.

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Five points gets you a big, fat Year Sphere.

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Let the mayhem commence in three, two, one.

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HORN BLARES So, here we go, then.

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It's war, and it's time to start sinking ships.

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Rose readying the catapult for that all-important first shot.

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Oh, dear. Well, that's just plopped out.

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I think there may have been a problem

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-with the mechanism there, Rattus.

-I'm thinking that myself.

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I think that must have been what happened,

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because that second shot is much more like it.

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Really troubling those ships.

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Mark Antony's fleet's in trouble here.

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-And that's what... Oh!

-Oh!

-Oh, it stayed up!

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You've got to strike them high on the mainsail.

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You're absolutely right, Rattus. You really do have to do that.

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Otherwise, they don't go over, and that one does go over,

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and I think we saw there the benefit of catching it flush on the sail.

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Oh, she's being so unlucky here, Rattus!

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-They're very well laden with ballast in this game.

-They are.

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-Mark Antony's a clever tactician...

-30 seconds remaining.

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..and he's clearly loaded up his ships very heavily.

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Just 30 seconds left now,

0:20:190:20:20

and here comes Trevor the seagull.

0:20:200:20:22

Watch out for your chips!

0:20:220:20:23

Yeah, hold on to your chips, folks!

0:20:230:20:25

It's big Trev the seagull,

0:20:250:20:27

and he's back to cause mischief and mayhem.

0:20:270:20:29

And, to be fair, he's putting Rose off here.

0:20:290:20:31

She's really grappling with that catapult still.

0:20:310:20:34

-It's an admirable effort.

-It certainly is.

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She needs to get some shots away.

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Magic can't watch any more,

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or maybe he's scared of Trevor,

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which, frankly, would be sensible.

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It's not going to happen for her here.

0:20:430:20:44

-Just two seconds left.

-Time's up.

-Oh!

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And Mark Antony survives unscathed. No Year Sphere for Rose.

0:20:470:20:51

Bad luck, Rose. Trevor the seagull put you off there, didn't he?

0:20:510:20:54

Cheeky Trevor.

0:20:540:20:56

Still, one more Year Sphere still to be won.

0:20:560:20:59

I've dropped the sample of Henry VI's poop somewhere.

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Has anybody seen it?

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Er, Henry VI was only nine months old

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when he came to the throne, so it's kind of green.

0:21:070:21:09

Oh, well, I suppose it should be easy to spot.

0:21:090:21:12

-SQUELCH! Oh!

-Oh, Dave, you found it!

0:21:120:21:16

Oh, for heaven's sake!

0:21:160:21:19

The Rattus Rattus collection is complete!

0:21:190:21:24

Congratulations, I suppose.

0:21:240:21:26

I think I'll just put that down there.

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Time for the final round.

0:21:280:21:30

Over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.

0:21:300:21:32

It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

0:21:340:21:37

So, no quiz, as always.

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Straight to our jumbo-sized, all-play end game,

0:21:390:21:42

and this one really puts the horrible into Horrible Histories.

0:21:420:21:45

Come on, off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.

0:21:450:21:48

-Bye, Dave and Rattus!

-Bye!

-Bye, Rattus!

-See you, guys.

0:21:480:21:52

-Bye, Rattus and Dave.

-See you, Danyal.

0:21:520:21:54

At the start of Queen Victoria's reign,

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surgeons needed dead bodies to practise on.

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It's time to play...

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All you have to do is get three corpses

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onto the surgeon's table and grab your cash.

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But there's a policeman about, so if you hear a whistle...

0:22:100:22:13

WHISTLE BLOWS ..rush back to the cemetery

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and hide until you get the all clear.

0:22:150:22:17

First to get their hands on the dosh is the winner.

0:22:170:22:20

Three, two, one... HORN BLARES

0:22:200:22:24

And they're off, and Tia, as always,

0:22:240:22:25

very quick out of the blocks, isn't she, Rattus?

0:22:250:22:27

Oh, she's quick off the mark, that girl.

0:22:270:22:29

Yeah, but let's hope she's got the right corpse there.

0:22:290:22:31

She didn't actually check for the key, I don't think.

0:22:310:22:34

-And the key's key in this game.

-The key is key, as it always is.

0:22:340:22:37

So, she may get up the other end here

0:22:370:22:39

and realise she hasn't got the key she needs. Let's see.

0:22:390:22:41

-We're not sure.

-Oh, strangely, that cadaver's made a run for it.

0:22:410:22:45

Yeah, I think gravity's taking over there a little bit,

0:22:450:22:47

but she's popped it back on, and that, I like to see.

0:22:470:22:50

This is getting very close. Now, this is the big moment.

0:22:500:22:53

Has that cadaver got the key on it?

0:22:530:22:54

-Yes, it has.

-Excellent.

-Well, that's good news for Tia.

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So, how are we looking here?

0:22:570:22:59

All three of them up at the gates and wrestling with their padlocks,

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and Tia and Rose through simultaneously there.

0:23:020:23:05

-Pretty much neck and neck there.

-It really is close, this, isn't it?

0:23:050:23:08

Danyal struggling a little bit over there,

0:23:080:23:11

and now we're on board, we're getting a sense there

0:23:110:23:13

-of what it's like to be an actual cadaver on a trolley.

-Nice.

0:23:130:23:17

Yeah, really nice. I like that. I liked it a lot.

0:23:170:23:20

Danyal through now, delivers his first one.

0:23:200:23:22

So, they're all in the game,

0:23:220:23:24

and Tia wrestling her second body through those railings there.

0:23:240:23:27

Look at that. WHISTLE BLOWS

0:23:270:23:29

-Ah, the policeman!

-Here's Peter the Peeler.

0:23:290:23:31

Yeah, here he comes. Now, wait a minute.

0:23:310:23:33

Danyal has not returned to the graveyard,

0:23:330:23:35

which is against the rules.

0:23:350:23:37

The policeman's playing it very cool here,

0:23:370:23:38

but I think he's spotted Danyal,

0:23:380:23:40

and there could trouble for him later on because of that.

0:23:400:23:42

WHISTLE BLOWS Well, they're carrying on,

0:23:420:23:45

but I think we haven't heard the last of that incident.

0:23:450:23:48

Yes, I'm pretty certain Danyal's in trouble there.

0:23:480:23:50

But, anyway, Tia and Rose are back neck and neck. This is remarkable.

0:23:500:23:56

Tia the first to get the second body through the gate,

0:23:560:23:59

and there's Rose, levelling it up.

0:23:590:24:02

And here comes Danyal.

0:24:020:24:03

Really struggling with that wobbly trolley there.

0:24:030:24:05

-We love a wobbly trolley.

-Yeah.

0:24:050:24:07

Everybody's snatching bodies very nicely at the moment,

0:24:070:24:11

but Tia maintaining a good lead. Here she goes.

0:24:110:24:15

Wrestling that third body. Watch Danyal, though, in the background.

0:24:150:24:18

Look at that technique through the railings.

0:24:180:24:20

He just put his arm through and grabbed the body,

0:24:200:24:23

and he's made up a huge amount of ground there. Look at that.

0:24:230:24:25

It's a slim lead now for Tia. She's got to grab the bag of money,

0:24:250:24:28

and she's gone the wrong way, Rattus.

0:24:280:24:30

There's the bag, Tia! It's behind you! It's behind you!

0:24:300:24:34

Danyal's spotted his. Danyal's now taken a small lead.

0:24:340:24:37

He's through! He's in the lead here. He's through the railings. Tia's...

0:24:370:24:42

-Ooh, Tia's nearly over.

-She's down on the ground,

0:24:420:24:44

but, yes, the policeman spotted the rule break.

0:24:440:24:48

Danyal spending a night in the cell. Tia spends the night celebrating.

0:24:480:24:52

I felt really good because I was trying my hardest to get there,

0:24:520:24:56

and then I just felt like...

0:24:560:24:57

I just felt like dancing everywhere.

0:24:570:25:00

Well played. What a controversial end.

0:25:000:25:02

Help yourself to a Year Sphere, Tia.

0:25:020:25:05

Marvellous. There we go.

0:25:060:25:09

It's time to count up those Year Spheres.

0:25:090:25:12

And, remember, AD dates are added to your total,

0:25:120:25:15

and BC dates are subtracted from it. Here we go.

0:25:150:25:19

OK, Danyal, let's have a look inside that

0:25:190:25:21

Year Sphere. What have you got?

0:25:210:25:23

Open it up for us.

0:25:230:25:24

There we go. It's 1003 AD.

0:25:250:25:28

Edward the Confessor was born that year.

0:25:280:25:30

So, Danyal, that's good.

0:25:300:25:32

OK, Rose, let's start off

0:25:320:25:33

going through your four.

0:25:330:25:35

Let's have a look.

0:25:350:25:36

1650 BC.

0:25:360:25:39

Ooh, it's not a great start,

0:25:390:25:40

but it's not disastrous either.

0:25:400:25:42

The last mammoths became extinct

0:25:420:25:44

around that time.

0:25:440:25:45

Let's have a look at the second one.

0:25:450:25:47

Oh, it's another BC.

0:25:480:25:49

1343 BC - the birth of Tutankhamen.

0:25:490:25:53

Come on, let's get some positives going.

0:25:530:25:55

Let's have a look at the next one.

0:25:550:25:57

There we go. That's better. 1286 AD.

0:25:570:26:00

Eyeglasses were invented

0:26:000:26:02

in Italy that year. And let's have a look

0:26:020:26:04

at your final one.

0:26:040:26:05

1807 AD -

0:26:060:26:08

the first steamships were invented.

0:26:080:26:11

Rose, that means you've got 100 points,

0:26:110:26:14

so it means you're currently

0:26:140:26:15

in second place.

0:26:150:26:16

Danyal, you're still in the lead.

0:26:160:26:18

It all rests on the opening of this final Sphere.

0:26:180:26:22

Tia, let's have a look at it.

0:26:220:26:24

1756 AD.

0:26:250:26:28

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

0:26:280:26:30

was born that year, and that means that, Tia,

0:26:300:26:33

-you have come with a late run and you are today's winner.

-Yes!

0:26:330:26:38

And, Tia, your prize has been personally selected

0:26:380:26:41

by Rattus from the horrors floating in the Time Sewer.

0:26:410:26:45

Yeah. Once owned by America's first president, George Washington,

0:26:450:26:50

this prize is sure to put a smile on your face.

0:26:500:26:53

-Because it's a set of false teeth.

-Yes, indeed.

0:26:530:26:56

Made from ivory, lead, and Washington's own teeth,

0:26:560:27:00

as well as teeth extracted from his slaves.

0:27:000:27:02

-What?!

-Oh, it's OK, sort of.

0:27:020:27:05

He paid for them - 122 shillings for nine teeth.

0:27:050:27:08

-Tia, I can only apologise.

-It's OK.

0:27:080:27:11

-I hope you take some pleasure from them.

-Thank you.

0:27:110:27:13

Apologies also to our two runners-up,

0:27:130:27:15

who are taking the fast but smelly route home

0:27:150:27:18

down the Time Sewer.

0:27:180:27:20

Sorry. Off you go, Rose. Off you go.

0:27:200:27:24

-Bye, Rattus!

-See you, Rose!

0:27:240:27:26

Oh, this is gross!

0:27:260:27:29

-Bye, cruel world.

-See you, Danyal.

0:27:290:27:31

Bye, cruel world!

0:27:310:27:32

Oh! It's so cold! It's so cold!

0:27:320:27:36

I'm off to present my collection

0:27:360:27:38

to the British Museum.

0:27:380:27:40

There you go, Rattus.

0:27:400:27:41

Take that with you.

0:27:410:27:43

That was Rattus Rattus. I've been Dave Lamb.

0:27:430:27:45

You've been watching Gory Games.

0:27:450:27:46

Goodbye.

0:27:460:27:47

-# Games. #

-So gross! Oh!

0:27:470:27:50

-Eeh!

-So, did they like it?

0:27:520:27:55

Oh, did they like it? Did they like it?

0:27:550:27:58

They've given it pride of place. Look!

0:27:580:28:01

-In the bin?

-Exactly!

0:28:020:28:04

Oh, I am so proud. So proud! Eeh!

0:28:040:28:09

Danyal, Rose and Tia get to test their knowledge of Horrible Histories with quirky quiz questions, set by the country's finest historical brains and Rattus Rattus.


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