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-# If you're a sad duck in the park

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-# Or a bear who's scared of the dark

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-# If you're a stressed out bat,

-then hark!

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-# Call Hana's Helpline.

-You'll be fine

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-# Moo, baa,

-double quack, double quack

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-# Hana's always here

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-# Moo, baa,

-double quack, double quack

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-# She makes problems disappear

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-# If you're a bird

-who can't get off the ground

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-# Or an owl who makes an awful sound

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-# Or a giraffe

-with the longest neck around

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-# Call Hana's Helpline.

-You'll be fine

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-# Moo, baa,

-double quack, double quack

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-# Hana's always here

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-# Moo, baa,

-double quack, double quack

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-# She makes problems disappear. #

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-I'm Ernie.

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-My problem was

-I kept on getting told off.

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-These are today's sums.

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-Write them down.

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-Stop it, Ernie!

-I can't hear myself think.

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-Ernie, stop it!

-You're making me write untidily.

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-Stop it, Ernie!

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-I was only drumming her shell,

-Mrs Winger.

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-Stop it! Everyone's trying to work.

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-I don't like lettuce.

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-No chips?

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-What, no chips?

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-Patsy, that's a pretty top.

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-Thanks.

-Mam bought it for me yesterday.

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-Oh, no!

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-Ernie! Look what you've done!

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-Sorry, Patsy.

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-Ernie!

-Are you causing trouble, yet again?

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-HE SCREECHES

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-What?! Betty, where are you?

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-A spaceship

-has landed in our office!

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-An alien

-has just appeared before me!

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-Hilarious, Owen!

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-Phew! It's you, Betty.

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-Phew! It's you, Betty.

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-Yes. I'm cleaning.

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-Would you like to help?

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-Would you like to help?

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-Me - help?

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-HE LAUGHS

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-Ouch! That hurt.

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-I think I've injured my back.

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-I'm sorry, Betty, but I can't

-help you get rid of this rubbish.

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-It isn't rubbish

-and I'm not throwing it away.

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-This pile of stuff is important

-and it's very useful.

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-DRUMMING

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-DRUMMING

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-(ALL) Stop it, Ernie! Stop it!

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-We're trying to watch this.

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-Ernie, stop it!

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-I know!

-Why don't we all start drumming?

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-No, Ernie!

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-We're watching television.

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-Get out of the way!

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-Ernie! Get out of the way!

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-I'm going home. You lot are no fun.

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-Ernie!

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-I enjoy drumming.

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-I was only having a bit of fun.

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-It's not fair.

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-MUSIC ON THE RADIO

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-Call Hana's Helpline on moo, baa,

-double quack, double quack.

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-You can't keep this! Who wants

-a kettle with a hole in it?

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-I do! You never know

-when it will come in handy.

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-Handy for what?

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-Get rid of this rubbish, Betty!

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-Get rid of this rubbish, Betty!

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-It isn't rubbish.

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-You never know

-when we might need it.

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-Hana's Helpline. Oh, hello, Ernie.

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-Really? Come to the office

-and I'll help you.

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-I don't understand it.

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-Nobody likes me any more.

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-Everyone keeps shouting at me.

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-Really? Why would they do that?

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-Really? Why would they do that?

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-I've no idea.

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-Ernie, there must be a reason

-why everyone's angry with you.

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-Have you done anything wrong?

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-Ernie! I'm trying to talk to you.

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-I can't help you

-if you won't listen to me.

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-(OWEN) What's that awful noise?

-Are the pipes rattling?

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-You're doing it, too.

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-Everyone shouts at me for nothing.

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-I'll use this

-to switch off the lights.

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-THUD

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-THUD

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-Owen!

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-Owen! What are you doing?

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-Owen! What are you doing?

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-Nothing.

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-Owen! What are you doing?

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-What are you doing

-with my useful stuff?

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-I'm doing some weightlifting.

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-You went to bed early.

-What's wrong?

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-I have a headache, thanks to Ernie.

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-Ernie?

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-Ernie?

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-Yes. He drums all the time.

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-He'll drum anything,

-even Myrtle's shell.

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-He's driving everyone

-around the bend.

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-I see.

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-Let's have another go, Ernie.

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-This time,

-I promise not to be angry.

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-Come to town with me and Francis.

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-Francis, if Ernie starts drumming,

-don't be angry with him.

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-Yes, Mam.

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-Mam! There's something happening.

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-Hey, Francis! Isn't this great?

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-Ernie!

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-Yes, Ernie. It's great.

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-Yes, the band is brilliant.

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-Yes - perfect.

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-Drumming is fun

-and you're a good drummer...

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-..but there's a time and a place

-for it.

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-Hana, there's never

-a time or a place for it.

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-My friends hate my drumming and

-they never want to drum with me.

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-Why don't you form a band?

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-They'll want to join in and

-you can drum as often as you like.

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-Come on! Let's tell Francis.

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-Brilliant! We can play at school.

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-It'll be fun.

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-I'm sure lots of your friends

-will want to join the band.

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-What's wrong, Ernie?

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-Don't you like the idea?

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-Yes but we have no instruments.

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-We can't play without instruments.

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-I didn't think of that.

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-Where will we find

-some instruments?

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-I know where you'll find

-some instruments.

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-Betty, when I was a little owl -

-no more than a pile of feathers...

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-..I was in a band.

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-Owen and the Owls.

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-We made our own instruments, using

-ironing boards and tea chests.

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-It's called skiffle music.

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-Ernie.

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-Ernie.

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-Yes, I know - save it for the show.

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-I must practise, Hana.

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-Yes, Ernie.

-That's why you have band practises.

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-Alright, Hana.

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-Go on, Ernie.

-They're waiting for you.

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-I was right

-not to throw anything away, Owen.

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-It was all very useful.

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-Music isn't what it used to be,

-when I was young.

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-If you're a small animal

-in big trouble...

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-..call Hana's Helpline on moo, baa,

-double quack, double quack.

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-Let's get quacking!

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