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# Terrible Tudors. Gorgeous Georgians Slimy Stuarts. Vile Victorians | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Woeful wars. Ferocious fights Dingy castles. Daring knights | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Horrors that defy description Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
# Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes Punishment from ancient times | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# Roman rotten, rank and ruthless Cavemen savage fierce and toothless | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Groovy Greeks, brainy sages Mean and measly Middle Ages | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# Gory stories we do that | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# And your host a talking rat | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# The past is no longer a mystery | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# Welcome to | 0:00:26 | 0:00:27 | |
# Horrible Histories # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:32 | |
Hi, I'm a shouty man and I'm here to tell you | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
about all new Roman Baths. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
After a hard day watching your slave do all the work, | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
why not de-stress in a range of temperature-controlled baths? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
This room is freezing. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
It's supposed to be. It's called the frigidarium. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
Now, this room is boiling. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
Of course it is, this is the steam room or caldarium. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
-Where's the nice temperature area? -You mean tepidarium. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
-Yeah, that one. -Not telling you. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
-Oh, you're starting to get annoying now, mate. -I get that a lot. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Or you can relax in the library. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
-Sh! -(Or you can relax in the library.) | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
And there's a state of the art security system | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
to make sure your clothes aren't stolen. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
It's a slave. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
I didn't have enough change for the slave, someone's nicked my toga. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Well, at least the library's useful for something. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
-Oh, oh. -Whether you're meeting your friends, | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
meeting for business or just doing your business. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
-Tell me you're not? -I most certainly am. Ah. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
The Roman baths is the place to come and just look at the results. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Before... Slightly dirty. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
After... Covered in blood, excrement, pus and wee. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
-I'm covered in what? -So, come to the Roman baths today. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
And when I say today, I mean this morning. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
The water isn't changed all day. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
So, by the afternoon, it's disgustingly dirty. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
And don't miss your chance to get 25% off. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Just take a Roman bath with an open wound on your leg, | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
catch gangrene from the dirty water and get 25% off. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Yes, get your leg chopped off to prevent the gangrene from spreading. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
You can find it all in new Roman baths. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Yeah I've just been for a Roman bath, now I need a good wash. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
Get away from me, Marco! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Did you know - Romans didn't use soap? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Hm, something we have in common. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Instead they used to clean themselves with olive oil, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
which they'd scrape off with a small metal tool called a stridgel. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
Hm, the Romans were a really advanced society, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
but they were surprisingly superstitious. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
# Stupid deaths, stupid deaths | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
# They're funny cos they're true | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
# Stupid deaths, stupid deaths | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
# Hope next time it's not you # | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
No, a pine nut. Very nice in salads. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Next! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
I said, "Next! Anybody there?" | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Come on, we haven't got for ever. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Well, we have actually but that's not the point. Oh, there you are! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Look, we can see you, mate. You may as well come on out. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
There's nobody to fear here. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
It's just me, Death, and a couple of skeletons. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Sorry about that, I'm just a bit paranoid | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
about people trying to kill me. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Well, I've got some good news for you, mate. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Your worries are over, you're already dead, otherwise you wouldn't be here. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
-Oh, yeah. -So, who are you anyway? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Oh, oh, Domitian, Roman Emperor Domitian. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
And you're paranoid someone wants to kill you, yeah? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Who told you that? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
You did just then. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Oh yeah, I suppose I did, yeah. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Yeah, I am. I had all of the marble in my palace cleaned | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
so shiny it was like a mirror, so I could see any strangers approaching. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
-Watch out, behind you! -Oh! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
I'm messing with you, mate, I do that sometimes. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
So, what made you so paranoid? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
When I was younger, soothsayers foretold the exact year, | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
day and hour when I would die. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Hey, I'm a fortune teller too. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
I predict that this death is going to be stupid. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
Yes, very good. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
As you can imagine, when the predicted day came | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
-I was like, super duper paranoid. -As you would be. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
It was foretold that I would be killed at midday, | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
so I spent the whole morning in dread | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
until my attendants came and told me that 12 o'clock had long passed. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
The soothsayer was wrong. So, much relieved, I went for a bath and... | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
Oh, and er, you were scalded to death, erm, drowned in the bath, | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
in the toilets, slipped on the soap, er, swallowed a loofah? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
No, no, I was killed by an assassin. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
-But I thought it was long gone midday? -So did I. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
It turns out my attendants had lied about the time. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
The soothsayers were right. I was killed at 12 on the dot. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
You... They lied to you. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
LAUGHS What time did you think it was? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
-12 hurty? -Well, around then, yeah. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Not 12:30. Hurty. 12 hurty. LAUGHS | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
You're through to the afterlife. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-Thanks very much. -Assassin! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Ah! I'm messing with you, mate. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
-Quite a joker. -You're already dead. Chillax, man. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
Ooh, sometimes I love my job, I do though, I really do. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
# Stupid deaths, stupid deaths | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
# Hope next time it's not you. Hoo hoo # | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
Factory bosses in Victorian times could be very mean, | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
and working conditions were appalling. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
But it wasn't all bad. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
A few employers actually wanted to improve the lives of their workers. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Jolly good! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
In this week's episode of Victorian Undercover Proprietor... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Sir Titus Salt has gone into the mills where he made his fortune. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
He's disguised as one of the workers, | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
to see what life is really like for his employees. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
So, what's it like to work in my... This factory? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:38 | |
-Noisy. -Sorry, I can't hear you, it's too noisy. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
No, no, it's noisy. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
-It's smoggy too, it gets into the lungs. -Sorry? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
I see, the smog gets into your lungs. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
No, it gets into the lungs. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
-What? -What? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Titus has finally got the message about the terrible conditions | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
his employees work in, | 0:06:00 | 0:06:01 | |
and their living conditions aren't much better. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Wife, kids, here's the new bloke I was telling you about. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
Pleased to meet you. Could I possibly use your lavatory? | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
-Our what-atory? -Lavatory. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
A small room outside you use to, er, do your business. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
-Your business? -No, it's not my business. I'm just a humble worker. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
Oh, you said, er, do your business? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Yes, er, toilet. Er, small room you use to poo in. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
ALL: Urgh. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Disgusting, just go in the back yard like everybody else. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
OK. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Oh, will you not stay for your tea? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
I'd love to. What is for tea? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
I think it's... Nothing tonight. We can't afford it. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Luckily, we're not that hungry because all the cotton fluff | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
from the mill gets in our bellies. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
-HE COUGHS -I wish you wouldn't do that. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
-I am sorry. -Not wanting to spend any longer living with them | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
than he absolutely has to, Titus has decided | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
it's time to reveal his true identity to the hovel family. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
I expect you're wondering why I brought you here. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
I'm not a humble mill worker. I am, in fact, | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
the owner of these here mills - Sir Titus Salt. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
-No! -I knew it. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
I knew that were a disguise, as soon as I saw the daft, fake beard. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
-Ow! -So sorry. -It's all right. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Over this past week, well, day, I've experienced first hand | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
the hardships of working in one of my mills. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
I've seen how tough it is for you to live in such | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
a horrible, dirty, filthy, cramped, disgusting little hovel. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
-Steady on. -So, I'm going to build a new village. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
And I'm going to call it Saltaire. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
And it'll be a model village. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
-We'll never fit in it. -Not that sort of model village! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
It'll be the model of all a village should be, | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
everything you could possibly want will be there - | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
fresh air, a hospital, a church. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
-Even a reading room. -We can't read. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Aye, but your children will be able to. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
For there will be a school there. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
-Oh! -And you'll even have your own lavatory. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Why would anyone want a small room to poo in? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
And I shall build a new cleaner mill nearby where you can work for me. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
I'm not being funny, but what's in it for you? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Well, happy and healthy people make better workers. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
-You've got yourself a deal. -All right. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
-Just one question. -Fire away, my friend. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
-Are you sure that's not a fake beard? -Don't push it. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Next week on Victorian Undercover Proprietor, Lord Lever reveals | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
his plans to build his factory workers houses | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
which have bathrooms. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
-What's a bathroom? -It's a small room with a bath in it. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
What's a bath? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
It's where you wash yourself with soap. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
What's soap? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
This is going to be harder than I thought. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
A number of Victorian bosses, er, Sir Titus Salt, | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
the Lever Brothers, Joseph Rowntree, and George Cadbury, | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
created cleaner, better accommodation | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
for their factory employees. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
But did any of them spare a thought | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
for how this would affect the factory rats? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Not one, it's an absolute scandal. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
-Report, Corporal. -The battle is fierce, sir. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
We've lost 1,000 men. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
1,001. But then so have the enemy, so it's pretty much even Steven. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
Then we fight on to victory. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
-To victory! -We will never give up. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
-Never give up. -With one final push, we will reclaim our bucket. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Reclaim our... | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Sorry, it sounded like you said reclaim our bucket. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
-Yes, reclaim our bucket. -Right, what bucket? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Well, a couple of guys from Modena stole our town's bucket. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
To get it back, the Pope has insisted we launch a full scale war. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
-Over a bucket? -It's a ceremonial bucket. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
I don't care if it's a magic bucket. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
-We've lost 1,000 men. -1,001. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
Sorry, mate, 1,001. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
I thought this was a Holy War, church against Empire, | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
not some squabble over a bucket. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
Captain Liza, any luck? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
No sign of the bucket, sir. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
But I did find this cup. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Oh, Liza, I told you it has to be the bucket. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Well, what does it look like? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Well, it's about so big, erm, made of solid oak, it's got an opening... | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
Well, it looks like a bucket! | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Can't we just buy a new one? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
No, this bucket is a symbol of Bologna's civic pride, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
and we cannot allow those dogs from Modena to take it from us. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
That is why the Pope has commanded we get out there and get it back. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
So, get out there and get it back. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
As you command. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
And, Liza, make sure you don't damage it. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
I don't want a hole in my bucket, dear Liza. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
OK, right, on my command then. Charge! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
Charge! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Argh! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
It looks like he kicked the bucket. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Too soon? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Fancy going to war over a bucket. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
This next lot were fighting over the Crown of England. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Yes, when Henry I died, his daughter, Matilda, | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
wanted to be queen, but her cousin, Stephen, had other ideas. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:48 | |
Let battle commence. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
# Here's the tale of me, Matilda | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
# And my fight with cousin Stephen | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
# To succeed Henry I's throne | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
# My wife's also called Matilda | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
# Quite confusing because we choose to claim Matilda's throne's our own | 0:11:09 | 0:11:17 | |
# I'm Henry, that Matilda's son | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
# You got that? Here's the story of our spat | 0:11:19 | 0:11:24 | |
# Starts in 1135 When King Henry - my father - died | 0:11:25 | 0:11:32 | |
# And I think you'll find named me | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
# Matilda as his heir | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
# But his nephew Stephen said | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
# That crown should be upon my head | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
# I'm a man and men come first | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
# What? It's only fair | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
# Had married Geoffrey of Anjou Stuck in France, not Waterloo | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
# When Steve, without a voulez-vous | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
# Took throne from me | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
# Should be Dancing Queen | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
# Oh, stop causing such a scene | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
# Gimme gimme crown and take a chance on me | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
# I'm heir to the throne, not you | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
# Aha | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
# Think you'll get it back, now that I'd like to see | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
# Oh, I do, I do, I do | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
# Fought in Lincoln | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
# She caught me | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
# Was proclaimed first English Lady | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
# But she made many enemies | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
# Remember me? I'm Stephen's wife | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
# Made Royal counsellors agree | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
# That she lacked femininity | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
# Took Stephen's army and besieged her | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
# Ugh, more strife | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
# I was trapped, so faked my death | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
# Hid in coffin, held my breath Escaped | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
# You think that I'm impressed? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
# Well, I'm not | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
# Just look who I've got | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Your half brother, want to swap? | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
# Gimme gimme hubbie | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
# And we'll fight again | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
# The winner takes it all | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
# Aha | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
# In Oxford I'll besiege | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
# And I'll escape and then | 0:13:10 | 0:13:11 | |
# I'll join the battle call | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
# Age 14, I fought but lost | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
# So Uncle Stephen stayed as boss | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
# Who should be ruler, mamma? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
# Me-a! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
# Here we go again | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
# Sadly my darling Matilda | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
# Caught a fever and it killed her | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
# I gave up my dream to build a Royal dynasty | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
# When my son died | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
# Had no heir, which was a bind | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
# Gimme gimme crown Cos next in line it's me | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
# You can have it when I'm done | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
# Aha | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
# So Empress Matilda never did make queen | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
# The throne went to my son | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
# Knowing Mum, knowing you | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
# Everybody happy? Good # | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
The Georgian era saw a revolution in industry. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
You might call it an Industrial Revolution. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
Why make textiles by hand | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
when you can invent a machine to make them for you? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Morning. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
-Morning, Lord Sugar. -Hi. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
This week's task was all about making dosh, | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
which is all our tasks are about, so I'll be more specific, Karren. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
I asked you to made dosh from textiles. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
So, what's the name of your team, Karren? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Yes, that's right. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:34 | |
No, what's the name? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:35 | |
Indeed it is. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
No, what is it called? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
It's what. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
I asked first. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
No, as in Team Watt, | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
as in James Watt the Scottish inventor and engineer. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
That's my name, don't wear it out. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Well, don't I look stupid. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
-Aye. -No, I don't. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
You're the one that looks stupid cos you got a stupid name. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
Nick, please tell me your team's got a more sensible name? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
Team Jenny. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
Oh, that's much better. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
So I'm guessing you're Jenny? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
No, I'm Mary. The jenny refers to our spinning jenny. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
-What?! -Aye? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
Sorry, can I get a rewind, is it me or is she talking nonsense? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
The spinning jenny is a machine, Lord Sugar, | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
a multi-spool spinning frame. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
Is it me, or is he talking nonsense? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Basically, erm, it's a fancy machine we've just bought | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
which enables me to make more yarn in less time than ever before. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
I then take Mary's yarn and turn it into fabric on my hand loom | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
and our little family business is making more fabric than ever before. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Point of fact, Lord Sugar, | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
with the help of the spinning jenny, this family has massively increased | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
its weekly textile production to a whopping three kilos. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
Three kilos, that's impressive. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
What have you got to say about that, Watt? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
The spinning jenny is all well and good up to a point, | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
but there's a limit to what you can do without more power. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
That's where I come in. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
You heat water, create steam which makes pressure. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Now, I've perfected an engine | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
to harness that power to drive machines. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
It's called the Watt Steam Engine, named after my good self. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
You, sir, have a massive ego. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Correct. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
-You're going to go far. -Thank you. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
What's your story, handsome? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
I own a textile factory, Lord Sugar. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
We use Watt's steam engine to power bigger, faster machines called | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
spinning mules, to make the yarn, | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
and power looms to weave the material. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
My factory is making even more fabric than ever before actually. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
It's true, Lord Sugar. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
With the help of the Watt steam engine, | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
the factory business has produced 300 kilos of textiles, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
that's a staggering 100 times as much as the other team. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
So what have you got to say about that then, Team Mary? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
-Team Jenny. -What? -Aye? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Ours is a family business, we lovingly craft our textiles. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
These factories are just wrong, my wife and I | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
will have nothing to do with them. Isn't that right...? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Mind if I come and work for you? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
Welcome on board, bump the fist. Boom. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Sorry, love, you can't stop progress. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Oh dear, oh dear. So, what's left of Team Jenny... | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
Beep, beep, beep, uh-oh! You're fired. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
-What? -Aye? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
-What? -What? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:01 | |
Aye, no. What? | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
A stink trap is a bend in the toilet pipe | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
that stops smells coming up through the drains. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
It was a clever idea. But not all Georgians were quite so sensible. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:32 | |
Check out this politician. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Do you think something needs to be done about | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
the appalling levels of poverty in Britain today? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
Do you worry about healthcare and hospitals and whatnot? | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
Do you think poor people should be educated | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
to give them a better chance in life? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
No, neither do I. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:47 | |
My name's Mad Jack Mytton, | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
and I want you to elect me MP for Shrewsbury, | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
so I can ride expensive racehorses out of windows. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
Baaaaargh! Nnn... | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
If you vote for me, I guarantee I will go naked duck hunting at night. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:04 | |
IMITATES DUCK | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
But why else should you vote for me? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
Well, I'm just an ordinary guy, like you. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
And, yes, I set myself on fire when I've got the hiccups. Who doesn't? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
Worth a try, and like you, I also enjoy riding bears. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
Giddy up. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
So if you want someone honest, | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
someone with integrity and someone connected with real people, | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
then vote for someone else. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Don't care. Work's boring. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
Vote for who you like, it won't make any difference, | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
I own the seat and I'm going to fix the result anyway. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Arrrrrgh. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
My name's Mad Jack Mytton, | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
and I will be MP for Shrewsbury whether you like it or not. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
Saddle the bear. I'm leaving. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Hello, and welcome to the News at When. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
When? 1911, when most of Britain seemed to be on strike, | 0:18:57 | 0:19:02 | |
including the miners, the dockers and the Transport Union. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
We sent our reporter, Jennifer Townsend, | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
to investigate one of the more unusual strikes. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
Sorry I'm late, the train was delayed, | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
obviously because the transport workers are on strike. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
-Now I've got to find the strike leader. -Hello. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
Clear off, sonny, I need to find the strike leader. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Us schoolboys are on strike as well. What do we want? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
Shorter school days! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
When do we want them? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:29 | |
Monday to Friday, ideally. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
So your school's come out on strike? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Not just our school, | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
schoolboys are striking in 60 cities around the country. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
We figure if everybody else is striking | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
for better working conditions, we should as well. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
I see. I've heard that you want better school hours. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
What are your other demands? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
What do we want? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
More holidays! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
When do we want them? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
Somewhere sunny would be nice. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
We also want to talk about the school leaving age. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
It seems all your demands | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
are about spending less time at school working. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
Isn't that what everybody wants? | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
No. You haven't heard our main demands yet. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
Two, four, eight, six, we want more mathematics. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
-Shush! -Sorry. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
That one's just his demand. This is the main one. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Two, four, six, eight, no more caning would be great. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:13 | |
We've had enough of being beaten. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
Well, we're not taking any more, we're making a stand. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
Griffiths, you've made your point. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Now get back to school or there'll be serious trouble. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
And that goes for the rest of you as well. Come on. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
Write out 100 times, "I must not strike." | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
This is Jennifer Townsend reporting for HH TV News, | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
demanding better pay and shorter hours. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
See me afterwards, Townsend. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
What do I want? More rotten food. When do I want it? Now. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
Yes, the first schoolboy strike was in Llanelli in Wales. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
It didn't last very long, | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
but set off copycat school strikes all round Britain. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Yeah, they loved a good protest in the early 1900s. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
May I help you? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:11 | |
Er, 10 Downing Street? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Er, yeah. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Delivery for Prime Minister Asquith. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Prime Minister Asquith. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
So what have you got for the PM? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Er, just these two packages. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Let me guess, it's a couple of suffragettes | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
trying to pull another publicity stunt. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
No, we're not. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
Votes for women, votes for women, | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
votes for women! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
I thought so. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
Suffragettes. I should have you both locked up. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
Well, you can't. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
It's perfectly legal to have oneself posted via Royal Mail, isn't it? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
Yeah, only my poor back's got issue with it. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
You see, perfectly legal. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
Anyway, we needed to engineer a meeting with the PM somehow | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
in order to speak to him about getting the law changed | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
so that women have the right to vote. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
Votes for women. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
Votes for women, votes for women, | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
votes for women! | 0:21:57 | 0:21:58 | |
If you want a meeting with the Prime Minister, | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
you have to apply through the correct channels. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
What, so he can refuse to see us? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
Of course. You're women. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
What would be the point in the Prime Minister keeping you happy? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
Can't get him re-elected, you haven't got the right to vote. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
Well, that's the whole point. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Votes for women. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
Votes for women, votes for women, votes for women! | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
Actually, you know what, you are going to get the law changed. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
Seriously? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:23 | |
We're going to make it illegal to send people in the mail. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
Ugh! | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Oh! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
Ugh! | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Postie, return to sender, please. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Oh, well, it was worth a try. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Votes for women, votes for... | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
-Ouch, ouch! -Ow! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
I'm a villain. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:54 | |
I'm a vagrant. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
And I used to be a pickpocket. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Until they caught him and chopped his hands off. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
Bring that up, why don't you? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:01 | |
And this is Real Tudor Hustle, | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
the show where real Tudor criminals show you real Tudor scams. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
-What you doing? -What you doing? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:08 | |
Supposed to be my mate. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
'This fopdoodle thinks she's bought herself a nice plump chicken.' | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
Nice and plump cos I sewed its bottom up, so now it's full of poo. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
Fit to eat? It's fit to burst! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
Oi! | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
These cod's heads make it all too easy | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
when we pull this classic Tudor scam. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
Erm, ladies and gentleman, there are pickpockets operating in the area, | 0:23:36 | 0:23:41 | |
so could you all check your valuables, please. All right. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
'Now the thieves know exactly where everyone's keeping their valuables.' | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
A strange woman calls at your house | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
and says she's friends with the Fairy Queen. Sounds too good to be true. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
It is. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
'This is Judith Doll Phillips, a notorious Tudor con artist, | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
'and she's about to call on her next victim.' | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Hello, I'm a friend of the Fairy Queen. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Oh. Well, I suppose you'd better come in then. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
'Having easily talked her way into the house, | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
'next, Judith has a proposition.' | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
Oh, now, I'm sensing there is gold in the house? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
Yes, yes, there is, I've got lots of gold things. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Yes, but I'm sensing there is secret gold, | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
there is gold here that you don't know about. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
Oh! | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
Now, I could find it for you, | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
but I'll need you to go and get all the gold that you do know about | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
and put it in a pile on the floor. OK? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
Just go and sit over there and close your eyes, all right? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
OK. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Can I open them yet? | 0:24:56 | 0:24:57 | |
So remember, with no law keepers around, | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
you've got to keep your glaziers open, | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
cos if someone's trying to sell you a chicken and they've got a big "F" | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
on their forehead, it probably don't stand for free range. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
Isn't that right, me old... What are you doing? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
-What are you doing? -No, no, no! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Crime was rife in Tudor times. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
There were even criminal training schools | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
where you could be taught how to be a pickpocket. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Hey, imagine that, a school for criminals. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
You'd get in trouble for not being naughty! | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Anyway, if you were caught committing a crime, | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
the Tudor authorities really left their mark. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR Come. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
And you are? | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
Edward Doit. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
Edward, you do realise that the job that you're applying for, | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
Steward to Lord Buckingham, is a very responsible one, | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
one that requires complete trust? | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
Well, you're all right there, then, cos I am completely trustworthy. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
You're in no way a liar? | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
No. What makes you think that? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
The "P" on your face. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:03 | |
Oh! Well, actually, it's just a birthmark. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
I see. It's just having a "P" branded on your forehead | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
is a well-known Tudor punishment for being a perjurer. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Somebody who lied in court. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
Right. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
Well, you're all right, cos as I say, it's just a birthmark. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
It's just, it looks very much like a scar left by a branding iron | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
on the forehead of a liar. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:23 | |
No, I admit, it was caused by a branding iron. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Well, Edward, I'm afraid we can't... | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
But I'm not a perjurer. And I'm not a liar, absolutely not. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
No, I used to work for a blacksmith and he was working on some perjurers | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
one day, and I pulled the branding iron out of the fire and I slipped. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
Do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
branded yourself in the middle of the forehead? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
OK, no, that's fine, both my hands are up. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
It wasn't an accident. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
OK? But the "P" doesn't stand for perjurer. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
It, erm, it stands for... | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
Perfect employee. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:56 | |
OK, Edward, both hands up, get out. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
OK. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:00 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR Come. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
I'm sorry, I thought we'd been through all this. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
No, no, no, you are confusing me with my twin brother. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
He has a "P" on his head for perjurer, | 0:27:12 | 0:27:16 | |
and I have a "B" on my head for... | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
Brilliant. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Well, you're exactly the type of person we're looking for. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
Congratulations, you've got the job. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
Sweet! I mean, sweet... | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
as an nut. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
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