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-# Punishments from ancient times -Roman, rotten, rank and ruthless | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# Cavemen savage Fierce and toothless | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
-# Groovy Greeks, brainy sages -# Mean and measley Middle Ages | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# Gory stories, we do that | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# And your host a talking rat | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# The past is no longer a mystery | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# Welcome to Horrible Histories # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:31 | |
-Oh, hello. Are you a searcher for the dead? -Yes, I am indeed. Yes. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
-Could I be your apprentice, please? -Um. Yeah, I don't see why not. Yeah. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
-Oh, great. I hear it pays well. -Yeah. You get a four-pence finders' fee | 0:00:47 | 0:00:52 | |
for every plague victim you identify. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
There's a lot of plague victims out there. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
-Yes. -Business has never been better, really. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
How do you spot a plague victim? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
You're just looking for a big, nasty plague sore, you know. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
What, you mean like that one there? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Yeah, a bit like that one. Yeah. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
He's dead. He's dead from plague. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
This is easy. I've never... | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Are you a searcher for the dead? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
I am now. I just spotted my first deadie. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Oh, yes. Can I be your apprentice, please? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
-I don't see why not. -I hear it's well paid. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Yes. You get a four-pence finder's fee... | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
I've got four pence. I've got four pence. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Excuse me. Are you a searcher for the dead? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
I might be. Uh! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Well, you get the idea. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
The plague was so serious that public meeting places | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
including the new Stuart coffee houses were closed down | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
to stop it spreading. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Ten years later, Charles II wanted them closed down again | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
for another reason altogether. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
-Good morning. -Hello. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
I'd like a cup of coffee, please. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
-What kind of coffee would you like, Sir? -Er, what kinds do you have? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Well, we've got coffee... | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
OK, what sizes do you do? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Well, we do standard... | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
One standard-sized coffee then, please. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Good choice, coming right up. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Not so fast. Step away from the coffee, please, Sir. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
-I'm sorry? -King Charles II has just had coffee houses banned. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
He seems to think people only go to coffee houses | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
to plot against the monarchy and write rebellious poetry. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
I still need something hot, what else have you got? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
-I could do you a tea? -That'll do me. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
That plan wasn't rebellious, but it was criminal. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
It's OK to serve tea then? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
I suppose so, but coffee houses are banned. Do I make myself clear? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
-Yes. -I'll see you tomorrow then. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
-All right, see you tomorrow, Frank. -Love to Gina. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Righty-ho! What kind of tea would you like? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
-What kind do you have? -Got tea... | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
One standard-sized cup of tea, please. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Very good, Sir. What's your name? I'll just write it on this mug. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
I'm the only person in the shop. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
The only person in the shop. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Squeak, squeak... | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
You're making that noise with your mouth. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
-That'll be a month's salary, please. -For a cup of tea? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
It doesn't grow on trees! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
Well, it does grow on bushes. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
But it still has to be shipped from a very long way away. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
I just want a hot beverage. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Well, you'll be pleased to hear that King Charles has changed his mind | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
and lifted the ban on coffee houses. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
He was worried it might make him unpopular. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
And we all know what happened to his dad when he became unpopular. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
Well, tell the King he's very smart and in no way at all a silly old... | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Don't push your luck. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Farmer. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Hi, I'm a gorgeous Roman scientist and I'm going to tell you | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
about the wonders of the ancient Roman universe. It's amazing! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
We Roman scientists perfected complex architectural aids | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
like concrete and arches, and that meant | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
we could make buildings with vast domes, like the Pantheon in Rome, | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
that lasted thousands of years. Imagine that! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Not four, not three, not 12 - thousands of years. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
And we understood how the universe worked too. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
It was Julius Caesar who decided that a year would last 365 days, | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
with an extra day every four years for a leap year. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Yeah, THAT Julius Caesar. No wonder Cleopatra fancied him. Amazing! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:24 | |
And we knew all about Mercury and Neptune and Venus and Saturn | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
and Uranus and Mars and Pluto and Jupiter. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
-Really? -Yeah. -That's actually quite impressive. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
You knew all about planets. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Yeah, but they're not just planets, they're all gods. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Giant beings, who played games deciding the fate | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
of everyone in the world. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
It's ancient Roman scientific fact. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
Brian, it always starts so well, doesn't it? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Luckily, we can work out what the gods are planning | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
by cutting open animals and looking at their insides. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
It's how we predict the future. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
All right, if we could just, erm... | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
There's one bloke called a Haruspex, who cut open a chicken | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
to find out what Saturn, the God of Agriculture, is planning. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
It's ancient Roman scientific fact. Amazing! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
It's true. We Romans used to slice open animals. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
But that wasn't the only way we could predict the future. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Argh! Didn't see that coming. Ironic. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Men of Rome. Today is a day of glory. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
For today we shall fight the Carthaginians | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
and we shall be victorious. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
ALL: Hooray! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
But do not take my word for it, listen to the pronouncements | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
of she who has been blessed by the gods | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
with the power to see the future. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
All hail the sacred chicken! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Hai...! Did you just say chicken? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
I will feed seed to the chicken | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
and, by her actions, we will know our fate. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
If the sacred chicken eats the seed, then we shall be victorious. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:51 | |
ALL: Hooray! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
What happens if, erm, the chicken doesn't eat the seed? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
Trust me, she will. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Oh, sacred chicken. Show us our fate. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
I thought I told you to starve her for a few days? | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
I did, I think she might be a bit seasick. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
The sacred chicken has spoken, we're doomed! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
ALL: Argh. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Men, I pray you, do not let your warrior spirit | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
be downcast by a non-hungry hen. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
No, it's no good, sir, they're panicking, what are we going to do? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Right, take this. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
No, da, da, da... | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
Right. Clearly, the chicken was not hungry. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
But maybe she is thirsty. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Look, she is drinking. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
-She is drowning. -OK, granted, she is drinking quite a lot. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
He's killed the sacred chicken. We're even more doomed than before. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
No! I have a plan. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Don't do it, I will pay you not to do it. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-Don't do... -Cluck, cluck... | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
Oh! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
I am a sacred chicken. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
When the sacred chicken was thrown into the sea, | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
the crew panicked and the Romans lost the battle. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
I often use chickens to predict the future myself. Yeah. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
If I eat a whole one, I predict I'll have a stomach ache. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
Welcome to Middle Ages Antiques Roadshow at Caernarfon Castle. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:27 | |
Hundreds of people have come down here | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
to see if they're sitting on a small fortune. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
So, let's find out what our expert, Martin Ballpark, | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
has made of today's offerings. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
And the first thing that has caught his eye | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
is a rather curious Middle Ages metalloid. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Now, it looks like lead, doesn't it? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
If I'm not much mistaken, it is in fact antimony, am I right? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
You are, that's quite correct, yes. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
I thought as much. Now antimony is a well-known Middle Ages disease cure. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:58 | |
-Mm-hm. -It's very rare. It's much sought-after. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
-Mm-hm. -So, it's actually worth a lot of money. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
I was hoping you'd say that. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
How long's it been in the family, John? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
In total, it's hard to say. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
It's been in my grandparents a few times, my parents too, | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
and it's just been inside me. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Sorry, erm... | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
See, the great thing about antimony is it doesn't dissolve in the gut, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
so, once you've swallowed it, you can just rummage through your poo | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
to find it and use it again. Are you OK? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
I feel a bit sick actually. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
Do you want to borrow some of my antimony? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Just make sure you give it back when it comes out the other end, please. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
-That's an antique. -I'll be the judge of that! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Oh, Martin, but here he is with the next hopeful, | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
who's brought along an intriguing Middle Ages concoction. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
So, what have you got for me? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
I've brought some gold. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Get the hands dirty, shall we? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
And the gold's in here, is it? | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
No. No, that is the gold. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Or rather, it should be, it's an old monk's recipe | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
for making gold, but I've put the chicken's eggs | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
in with the rotting dung for ages | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
and it doesn't seem to have turned into gold yet. Weird! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Not again. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
-Are you sure you don't want to borrow some of my anti...? -No. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
So sorry, everyone. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
Antimony is actually a toxic metal, which makes you sick | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
and gives you diarrhoea. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
The people of the Middle Ages swallowed it | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
because they thought it got rid of the bad stuff inside you. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Hm. Like the, erm, toxic metal, for instance. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
In the Middle Ages, they also believed in magic. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
It's the Middle Ages Magic Set for all the family. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
Three great tricks in one box. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Amaze your family by turning water into wine. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Look, a glass of water, then I simply add the secret ingredient. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:45 | |
Ta-dah! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Wow, how did you do that? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
It's magic. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
Well, erm, no, it's not. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
The bread she used was soaked in strong red wine. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
I can make the apple move all by itself. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
With a bit of help from a beetle hidden inside the apple. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
Brilliant! Oh, oh, that is rotten, | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
got a bit of beetle in there as well. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
And best of all, you can learn how to make an egg fly. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Wow! That's magic. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
Or has he just tied a very long hair round the egg? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
It's all here in the instruction book, | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
and there's loads more tricks too. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
The people who came up with them must be amazing magicians. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Actually, they're not magicians at all. They're monks. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
No, I'm sorry, cut. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:32 | |
When we wrote the book, we didn't intend for people to have fun. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
It was meant to be a serious expose | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
of con artistes in the Medieval world, | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
not a manual for doing magic tricks. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Oh, what is that smell? Have you done one? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
It's your egg, mate. You want to put a fresh one in your box | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
when you sell your... Great magic tricks. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
No, not that, not that. We wrote it to stop people doing them. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
Right, what's going on here? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Did you write the book of magic tricks | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
that teaches people how to turn water into wine and make eggs float? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
Yes, and I was just explaining to these good people | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
that we were attempting to show people how these tricks | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
-are used in... -Witchcraft. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Yes, exactly. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
-Right, take him away, have him hanged. -What? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
New Middle Ages Magic Set... Well, sort of. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Warning - performing magic tricks in the Middle Ages | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
could get you executed. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
-Right, what's going on here? -Nothing. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Just hanging out with the family, just sitting. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
You guffed? It smells very eggy in here. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
You might want to think about opening a window. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
The last major battle of the War Of The Roses | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
was the famous Battle Of Bosworth Field between King Richard III | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
and Henry Tudor, who was after his crown. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Powerful nobleman Lord Stanley found himself stuck in the middle. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:55 | |
Gentlemen, your actions on this day | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
will change the course of history itself. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
For this battle here, on this humble Bosworth field, | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
will decide whether the Crown of England | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
is to remain with Richard III and the House of York, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
or is to be taken by the young Lancastrian, Henry Tudor. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
So, let us fight. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
My Lord, er, just one tiny thing. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
Erm, which side are we actually on? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Ah, well, I haven't entirely decided yet, | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
but, the second I do, I'll let you know. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Right, it's just that the battle's already started | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
and it would be really handy tactic-wise | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
to know which way to charge. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
My head says Richard III's the favourite, right? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
And we do have quite a long history. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
I held the mace at his coronation. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
He made me Lord High Constable of England. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
I've literally lost track of the amount of land he's given me, | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
it's embarrassing. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Men, we fight for the House of York, on my mark. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
But there's a lot to be said for the plucky underdog, isn't there? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
And Henry Tudor's royal bloodline does stretch back to Edward III. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:04 | |
Let's not forget I am married to his mum. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
If I side with the other guy, | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
well, imagine how awkward Christmas is going to be. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
No, thank you, sir. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Very good, my lord. House of Lancaster it is. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
-Men, on my mark. -But.. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
Oh! My lord, we must make a decision. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
-All right, all right, all right, all right. -Let's toss a coin. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Heads, King Richard, because, um, well, his head's on it. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Or... We could just see which side looks like they're going to win | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
and then just sort of join them. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
Actually that sounds like a pretty good plan. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
The House of Lancaster's looking a pretty good bet to me. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
Right then, we side with Henry Tudor. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Very good, my lord, charge! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
No, no, not that way, not that way. No, they're on our side. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
The answer is... | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
C. His grave was recently discovered under a car park in Leicester. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
When Richard died, Henry VII took over | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
and became the first King of the Tudor dynasty. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Take it away, Henry. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Of all the kings called Henry, I'm the one you've rarely heard. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Shakespeare wrote IV, V, VI, VIII - but VII, not a word. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
People think I'm dreary. To some extent I am. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
But look a little closer. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
# Glam, bam, thank you, mam! | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
# I didn't agree with King Richard III | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
# So, I fought him at Bosworth Field and won victory | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
# How cool does this sound? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
# I'm the king who found | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
# Rich's crown in a hedge on the winning battleground | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
# The only way to end war and avert further disaster | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
# There's got to be a way to unite York and Lancaster | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
# I'm the original Tu-Tu-Tu-Tudor | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
# Founder of that dynasty | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
# The man who closes the Wars Of The Roses | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
# That's right That's right, that's me | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
# I launched attacks On lords who earned stacks | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
# Mine was a noble cause to tap them all for tax | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
# They paid their share Was only fair | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
# To make England rich And me a millionaire | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
# Elizabeth York became my wife for life, that make me a bore? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
# Joined our family seat That's neat, made my rule secure | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
# I'm the original Tu-Tu-Tu-Tudor | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
# Returning power to the state | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
# Seemed quite toothless | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
# But actually ruthless | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
# I make the monarchy great | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
# Spent a long time fighting | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
# Pretenders to the throne | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
# Lambert Simnel and Perkin Warbeck | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
# Said my throne was their own | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
# They claimed they'd been princes | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
# In the Tower, their rule delayed | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
# I said "This crown ain't big enough for the three of us" | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
# And had one slayed | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
# I'm the original Tu-Tu-Tu-Tudor | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
# King of foreign policy | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
# To end hostile relations With enemy nations | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
# I asked them to make friends with me | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
# Yeah, the original Tu-Tu-Tu-Tudor | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
# They say dullness's my main trait | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
# Well, that's a sad indictment | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
# Cos if you're looking for excitement | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
# My son was Henry VIII. # | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
This week on Historical Wife Swap, | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
these Egyptian peasants will be doing the wife swap with... | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
Pharaoh Ramesses II and his wife, Nefertari. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
So, how will these different ancient Egyptian couples get on? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Oh! Who are you? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
-Mrs Pharaoh. -Shouldn't you be at my house? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
Mrs Pharaoh is at your house, I'm Mrs Pharaoh number two. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
Ramesses II's got six wives. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
A bit greedy. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:26 | |
And 200 girlfriends. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
I am the great Pharaoh Bon of Rah, chosen of Rah, | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
for powerful is the truth of Rah, half king, half god, | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
master of all I survey, Ramesses II, glory be to my name. And you are...? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:42 | |
Susan. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
An honour for you to meet me. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
So, what will Nefertari, the Pharaoh's number one wife, | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
make of Mr Peasant? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
-Oh, Your Majesty. -Get up, peasant, but don't look at me. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
Oh, what's that terrible smell? | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
It could be me, Your Majesty. I've been dragging | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
two-ton boulders round the desert to help build your husband's temple. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
No, you do stink, peasant, but it's much worse than that. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Oh, it could be the gazelle dung I've put on the floor. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
Oh! Why on earth would you do that? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
-Keeps the rats away from food. -Rats! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Or, it could be the walls, they're made of manure, | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
and the Nile flooded the hut last month, | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
so they're still a bit, how shall I put it, sweaty. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
-I can tell I'm going to just love it here. -Great. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:29 | |
Meanwhile, over at the palace, it's dinner time. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Here, peasant, try one of these. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
What is it, my Pharaoh? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Locust in honey. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
That's delicious. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
I feel I'm going to grab an early night. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
I have to be up before the sun comes up. Well, obviously I do. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:46 | |
I'm the one who gets the sun up. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
I done a joke. BOTH: LAUGH | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
That's more like it. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
You won't believe this, | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
the royal palace has got beds with comfy pillows made of stone. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:03 | |
And a sort of seat thing that you sit on to go to toilet. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
What will they think of next? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
And it's also dinner time in the peasant hut. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Ow! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Sorry, Your Majesty, we do get a lot of mosquitoes, | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
that's the downside of living near the Nile. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
The plus side is that the Nile floods, | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
so the soil here is very fertile. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
And when it does flood, we farmers get a few months off | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
to go to the desert and drag around two-ton boulders for the Pharaoh. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
Ow! Well, at least it gets you away from all these mosquitoes. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
And nearer the deadly scorpions! | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
-Do you not want your onion? -Don't look at me. -Sorry. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
You're not going to believe where I had to sleep. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
On some straw on the floor. Yes, that's right. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
On the floor with all the gazelle poop. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
I swear I've got nits. Oh! Oh! | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
Oh, look, look, there's one. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
I'll have to throw this wig away. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
The wife swap is at an end. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
And it's time for the royal couple | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
and the peasant couple to discuss their experiences. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
I understand you've been helping build my temple, | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
the Ramessium. What an honour for you. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
How looks the 19-metre statue of me? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Oh, it is magnificent, Pharaoh. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Although not as impressive as the real thing. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
Ah, your work is done! But I have some good news for you. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
I would like you to build another massive temple alongside | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
for my favourite wife. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
Oh, Romy baby, that's so sweet. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Oh, you want one too, do you? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
Don't book any holidays. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
-We did actually discuss this, Romy. -Did we? I don't remember. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
-Well, you had a lot of palm wine to drink. -Well, you don't speak up. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
Do you think we can get up now, love? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
-I wouldn't risk it. -No. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Queen Nefertari suffered from alopecia, so she wore a wig. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
Expensive Egyptian wigs were made of 120,000 human hairs | 0:20:46 | 0:20:51 | |
held in place by beeswax. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Is that a wig, Your Majesty? "Oh! Mind your own beeswax." | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
One of the most famous Victorian inventors was Alexander Graham Bell, | 0:21:04 | 0:21:08 | |
who came up with the telephone - ring a bell? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
But his design was to be improved by American inventor Thomas Edison. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:17 | |
Good day to you. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
Mr Edison, telephone for you. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
Thank you. What does it even mean? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
No, I bought you a telephone, it's a new invention | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
by this guy, Alexander Graham Bell. I thought it might interest you. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
It ties in nicely with the experiments we're doing | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
-on the transmission of sound. -Really? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
It allows you to talk to somebody down a cable. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:37 | |
You can talk to somebody in a different room | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
and, maybe, who knows, one day in a different building. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Extraordinary! Well, can we try it? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
Of course! But Mr Bell insists | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
that we use the official telephone greeting. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
-Which is? -Ahoy-hoy. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
As the caller, I have to say, "Ahoy-hoy" to you, | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
you say, "Ahoy-hoy" back, | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
-that way we know we're receiving each other. -Understood. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Are you ready, sir? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
-Oh, yes, indeed. -Here we go. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
-Ahoy-hoy. -Hello. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
No, sir, you have to say, "Ahoy-hoy" back to me. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
Yes, I was just shocked that it actually worked, | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
so the Victorian expression of surprise crept out. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
"Hello", as in, "wow"! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
-Shall we try it again? -Yeah! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
-Ahoy-hoy. -Hello. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
-Hello, you said it again. -So did you. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
Well, I was surprised that you said it again. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Well, I'm still surprised it works. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Hm. OK, sir, shall we try it one more time? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
-Ahoy-hoy. -Hello. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
Hello. You just said hello. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
Of course I said "hello", I was surprised that you said "ahoy-hoy", | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
I thought I was going to say "ahoy-hoy" first, | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
and then you said "ahoy-hoy". That's why I said hello. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
-Hello. -Ah! Sir, you have to... | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
It doesn't matter. I'm going to take these away. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
No, wait, I was just getting the hang of it. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
In fact, I think I can improve on the design. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
I very much doubt it, sir, | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
you cannot even grasp the official telephone greeting. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
Imagine a world where people say into the telephone, | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
"Hello." Goodbye. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Hello. Hello, I think I have a problem. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
Another Victorian invention was photography. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
Say, "Cheese", I always do. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
You! Kiss goodbye to time-consuming painting, | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
because photography is here. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
-What? -Yes, and we've got everything you need to know | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
in our new Photographic Monthly Chronicle. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
Hello, I'm Henry Fox Talbot, | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
one of the great Victorian pioneers of photography. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
And, with my handy tips, you'll be able to take photographs like this. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:34 | |
And this. And even this. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
With exposure times of several minutes, | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
best opt for an expression you can easily keep up. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
That's why we Victorians looked so miserable in photos. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
And, remember, whatever you do, don't try and maintain a smile. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
I'm Prince Albert, I can smile if I like. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
As you like, Your Highness. OK, hold it. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
-Hah. -Just hold it there. -It's starting to hurt. -Shh. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:02 | |
And we've got all the very latest accessories. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
These rigid neck irons and body braces | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
make movement blurs a thing of the past, don't they? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
He's trying to nod. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
And subscribe now to receive a voucher for a free photo session | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
with a recently deceased loved one of your choice. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
Well, being photographed with a dead relative is the latest craze, | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
isn't it, darling? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
"Yes, it is, and I love you." Oh, darling. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
So, get your copy of Photographic Monthly Chronicle today, | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
the pastime with Royal approval. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
-I hurt so much. -I did say not to smile. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
I've started now, yeah? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Words we get from the Stone Age. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
What? Words we get from the Stone Age? Well, that's ridiculous. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
How many words could we possibly get from the Stone Age? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
Really, what are they? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
Well, make up your mind. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Oh, I see you're an idiot. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
You. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
No, not me, you. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
You know what, I'm an idiot for even trying to talk to you. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
Yes, we're both idiots. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
Wait a second... | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
All actual words that date back to the Stone Age. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
Amazing! Maybe you early men weren't so dumb after all. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
Oh! | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Oh, no. I was right the first time. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Not only did we invent words, we invented the idea of having a home. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:33 | |
For the first time, we Stone Age people settled in one place. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:38 | |
Hello, and welcome to A Historical Place In The Sun. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
The show where we find people who want a place in the sun, | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
a place in the sun. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
This week, I'm joined by Carl and Natalie, | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
two hardworking Mesolithic hunters looking for a place in the sun. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
So, guys, what kind of home are you after? | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Erm, we're not really sure what, erm... | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
-What "home" mean? -Yeah. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
OK, a home is somewhere you live, it's a permanent dwelling. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Permabum dwelling? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
We don't have "home". | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Er, we move from cave to cave, find best hunting. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Right, well, hopefully, I'll be able to show you somewhere | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
that will encourage you to get on the property ladder. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
Probably ladder? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
This is going to take a while. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
I'm taking Carl and Natalie to see Star Carr - | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
a brand-new development on the shore of Lake Flickston | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
in North Yorkshire. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
So, first impressions, guys? | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
Why cave not in cliff face? | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
Oh, this isn't a cave, this is a house. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
Instead of being constrained by the location of caves, | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
you can simply pick where you want to live and put your house there. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
These babies were the first in Europe | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
and I think they're going to spread like wildfire. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
My uncle die in wildfire. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
I'm so sorry, I didn't know. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
Star Carr's beautiful lakeside location | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
and purpose-built wooden quay | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
means residents can enjoy a wide range of water sports, | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
including harpoon fishing and... | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
harpoon fishing. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
And the surrounding countryside is perfect for hunting. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:11 | |
Hedgehog. A Mesolithic delicacy, so I'm led to believe. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:15 | |
So, guys, what do you think of Star Carr? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
-Well, we like it. -And it would be nice to have a permabum base. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
But stay forever, too long. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
Well, that's the great thing about Star Carr, | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
it's only inhabited for half the year, | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
so you're only looking at a six-month commitment. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
-In that case, we'll take it. -We'll take it. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
Wonderful. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
So, there you have it, Mesolithic hunters Carl and Natalie | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
have abandoned cave-dwelling | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
in favour of a new home here at Star Carr. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
We found another couple their place in the sun. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
It's about that, there doesn't seem to be much sun, does there? | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
It's Yorkshire, what do you expect? It's Yorkshire. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
Can't get enough of Horrible Histories? | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
Then go to the CBBC Website and click on the link. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
See you there! | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 |