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# Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Woeful wars, ferocious fights Dingy castles, daring knights | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
# Horrors that defy description Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
# Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes Punishment from ancient times | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# Roman, rotten, rank and ruthless | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# Cavemen savage, fierce and toothless | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
# Groovy Greeks, brainy sages Mean and measly Middle Ages | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# Gory stories, we do that | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# And your host, a talking rat | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# The past is no longer a mystery | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
# Welcome to Horrible Histories. # | 0:00:25 | 0:00:30 | |
Travelling around in Stuart Britain can be very dangerous. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
I think I'll just stay at home. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
FLAGEOLET PLAYS | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Darling, must you? | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
It calms my nerves. You know how dangerous coach travel can be | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
nowadays, what with all the highwaymen on the road. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Oh, what was that? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Just a rut in the road, I expect. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Oh, what was that? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Just a branch hitting the roof. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
Oh! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Oh, what's happening? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Just a quick stop to feed the horses, I'd imagine. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Rah! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
And that's just a highwayman pointing a loaded pistol at us. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
-Huh! -Oh! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
Stand and deliver. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
By which I mean, stay seated and give me stuff. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
I reckon a couple of toffs like you carry at least £400 in cash, | 0:01:23 | 0:01:28 | |
so if you hand it over calmly, there is no need to... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
A flageolet. Tell me, do you play? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
-I do indeed. -Shall we? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
FLAGEOLETS PLAY | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Sorry, just to check, are you still holding us up? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
You know it is so nice to meet a fellow musician. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Do you know Jackdaws In Spring? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
I do. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
Well, this couldn't get any weirder if it... | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
MORE FLAGEOLETS PLAY | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
My mistake. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
Yeah, look, sorry to be a party-pooper, | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
but could we possibly get back to the hold-up? We have dinner at six. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:10 | |
Of course, of course. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Enchante. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
Now where were we? Oh, yes, armed robbery. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Now, since you are kind enough to allow me to dance | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
with your very talented wife. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Oh, you! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
I shall do a special knockdown rate. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
Say £100 for the whole crime, what do you think? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
Oh, very decent of you. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
Not a problem, least I can do. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
-There you are. -Ah! Thank you. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Have you ever considered getting into the music business? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
No, between you and I, I hear it is full of crooks. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
What's the difference between Claude Duval and Strictly Come Dancing? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
One's a dancing criminal, the other's got criminal dancing. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
All right, suit yourself. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
When Claude Duval was eventually caught, Charles II liked him | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
so much he tried to get him released. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
But poor Claude was hanged all the same. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
During World War II, all sorts of weird | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
and unlikely new weapons were developed. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
But none perhaps as weird and unlikely as the bat bomb. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
Yes, the Americans came up with a plan to glue firebombs to bats | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
and release them over Japan. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
The idea was the bats would go and roost in Japanese wooden | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
buildings and then explode and set fire to their cities. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
It was a brilliant plan. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
But there was just one slight problem. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Some of the bat bombs escaped... | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Come back here, come back here now, that's an order! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
..and blew an American air base to pieces. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
It was very much back to the drawing board... | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
..which had also been blown to pieces. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
In World War II, British Air Command started using radar | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
to see German planes at night. | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
But radar was a big secret. So to stop the Germans finding out, | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
the British cooked up a rather unusual cover story. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Carry on. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
-Well, how did the bombing raid go? -Not very well. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
He got shot down. BOTH: Again! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
What?! This keeps happening. Even though we attack them at night. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
I know. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
It's as though they have some sort of groundbreaking new | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
technology that allows them to scan the skies for aircraft | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
and plot our exact position on some sort of screen? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
That is exactly what it's like, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
and do you know what my intelligence reports tell me it is? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Carrots. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
They have trained carrots to scan the sky for aircraft and... | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
No, no, no. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Apparently, eating lots of carrots improves their ability | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
to see in the dark. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
That is how they can see us even on night raids. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
And this is not some vile rumour, there is a leak. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
Is it carrots or leeks? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
No, no, there is a source. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
A leek sauce? | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
No, no, there is an informer inside the British Air Ministry | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
who has let us know that it is eating lots of carrots | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
that allows their pilots to see in the dark. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Ja, could it not be a bluff? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Well if it is, it's a very good bluff. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
They have even started to tell the British people that eating | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
the carrots will allow them to see better during the blackouts. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
There is a poster and everything. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Then there is only one thing for it. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
We build a weapon to destroy the world's carrots! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
And to be safe, any other brightly-coloured root vegetable. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
Dumkoffs! We give ourselves the same advantage. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:33 | |
If we also start eating the carrots | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
then we too will be able to see in the dark. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
The table will be turned. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
It's brilliant. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Now darkness is our ally. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-To your planes. -Ja wohl! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
CRASH! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Yeah, I don't think it's the carrots. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Yeah, possibly not carrots. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Yes, it was in fact radar that helped British pilots | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
to see in the dark, not carrots. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Although the vitamins in carrots are good for your eyes. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
Carrots are also good for a nose, if you're a snowman. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Now, That's What They Called Greek Battle Music. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
Pumping music to motivate, focus and help you get fired up for battle. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
Featuring this track for Athenian troops. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Oh, yeah, love it! Now well psyched up. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:32 | |
Woo, let's do this thing, come on. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
This hit for Theban Warriors. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Oh, I pity the warrior, that has to face me today. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
I pity him! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Oh, bring it on. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
And music for Spartan Warriors. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Oh, I'm so pumped. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
Hey, hey, hey, guys, chillax, yeah? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Dude, this music isn't going to get you fired up. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Us Spartans are permanently fired up and ready for battle, | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
so much so that before we fight, we need music just to calm us down, | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
yeah? Can you dig? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
So you're trying not to get psyched up? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Of course! You don't want the fun of battle to be over too quickly, | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
do you? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
Who wants a fight?! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
I'll knock your head off! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
Now, That's What They Called Greek Battle Music. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
Hit after hit, after hit. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Sparta! COUGHS | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Argh! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
Buy now while enemies last. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
It's true. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
Spartan men were full-time warriors, so battle-ready they preferred to | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
listen to flutes and panpipes, you really wouldn't want to face them. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
I guess the good thing about wearing a tunic was, | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
if you weed yourself it wasn't so obvious. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
And every Spartan warrior needed a Spartan bride. | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
Tomorrow is Spartan bride Creosa's wedding day, | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
perhaps the biggest day of her life. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
Ow! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Will you hold still? I'm nearly done. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
But she has let her fiance, Actaeon, | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
plan every single detail of their wedding. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Well I've chosen her outfit, planned the ceremony, | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
even picked her hairstyle. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
I just hope she likes it. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
So, will it be a day to remember, or one she'd rather forget? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
-Oh, dear! -There, just like he asked for, what do you think? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
Well I think...it's wonderful, you're the best bridesmaid ever. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:34 | |
Oh! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
Oh, yeah, sorry, this is Don't Tell The Spartan Bride. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:40 | |
With her fiance's choice of haircut having gone down surprisingly well | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
in fact, Creosa is now waiting for the delivery | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
of the wedding outfit Actaeon has picked for her. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Knock, knock! I've got your bridal wear. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
'I've gone pretty traditional with the outfit.' | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
I mean all me army buddies went for the same thing with their brides, | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
so, you know, if it ain't broke... | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
So will Actaeon's traditional outfit be everything that Creosa | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
-ever dreamed of? -Ta-dah! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Oh, no! Actaeon has dressed his wife up like a Spartan man! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
He's going to be in so much trouble now. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
-What do you think? -Stunning. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
-I know. -You look like a man! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Grrh! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
As a Spartan Warrior, Actaeon's devotion | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
to the men in his unit is absolute. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
So making me look like a man on our big day, | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
it just shows how much he loves me. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
It's so romantic. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
Who'd have thought?! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
Well with her wedding outfit complete, apparently, | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
Creosa has just one more night as a single woman before | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
she finally sees the ceremony that Actaeon has spent so long planning. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
Ha-haa! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
Oh, right, it seems Actaeon is kidnapping his fiancee. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Is no-one else finding this a bit weird? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
No? OK. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Actaeon has delivered Creosa back to her mother's house - great! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
So now it must be time for the ceremony. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Right, I'm off to war. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
Yeah see you, babe. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Yeah, see you in ten years, | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-Ta-ra. -What? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:01 | |
That was it, she shaves her head, dresses like a man, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
he kidnaps her and then leaves her straight away to go off to war? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
That was a Spartan wedding?! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Actaeon was amazing, I mean our wedding was perfect in every detail. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:15 | |
It was just perfect. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
Oh, I give up! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
I wonder if that nice antique show needs a voice-over person. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
When the Titanic set sail in 1912, | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
it was thought to be practically unsinkable. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
This might explain why everyone on board | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
was so badly off when disaster struck. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Imagine if the crew had got together | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
to discuss how ill-prepared they were. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Right, gentlemen, | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
as you know, we've got over 2,000 passengers on board the Titanic | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
for this trip and we're sailing into an area well-known for its icebergs. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:52 | |
So I thought it only prudent to go through a few safety checks. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
How did today's lifeboat drill go? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
It was cancelled, Captain Smith, as per your orders. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Good work, Murdoch, who needs a lifeboat drill | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
when you're on a ship this size? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
I mean surely it's unsinkable, right? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
You'd have thought so, sir. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:08 | |
Hm, best be on the safe side though. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Have you checked there are enough lifeboats for everyone on board? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
Of course we have, sir, there aren't. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
We've only got 20 lifeboats, | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
-not nearly enough for all of our passengers. -Is that wise? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
I don't really know, sir, nobody's ever made a ship this big | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
so regulations don't really cover it. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Oh, only the regulations are regulations | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
even if there aren't any regulations. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
And, er, do we know how to use these lifeboats? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
No idea, sir. Most of us haven't had the necessary training. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Oh, well, I'm sure it'll be fine anyway. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Wireless operator, | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
have we received any warnings of any icebergs in the area? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
Yes, we've had warnings from other ships. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Mm-hm. Don't suppose there's anything to worry about. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
-Probably not, sir. -Good, who's on the lookout tonight? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
-I am, sir. -And have you got your binoculars? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
-No, sir. -Oh! Won't you need them when you're manning the searchlight? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
There isn't a searchlight, sir. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Just testing, seaman, this is all just precautionary stuff anyway. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
I've been at sea 40 years and I've never had a problem. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
We might as well increase the ship's speed to maximum. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
That way, we'll arrive in New York earlier than expected. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
Oh, er, who's the most experienced officer on the bridge? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
-Erm, you are, sir. -I'm off to bed then. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
Murdoch, you're in charge, don't worry about a thing. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
It's not as if the Titanic's going to sink! | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
-Funny. -Right then, I think I deserve a nightcap. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Oh, anyone know where I can get any ice? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
Oh, I'm sure some will show up. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
The Titanic was meant to be unsinkable, | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
so there weren't enough safety measures put in place. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
And when it did hit an iceberg, well, the result was a tragedy. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
1,502 people died and only around 700 survived. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:56 | |
But some of the survivors' stories, well, they're amazing. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
# Stupid deaths, stupid deaths They're funny cos they're true, woo! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:07 | |
# Stupid deaths, stupid deaths Hope next time it's not you. # | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
Ha-hee. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Hm, new hairdo, is it, it looks like you've seen a ghost. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
Boo! Ha-ha! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Oh, cheer up, just trying to help you out. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Next! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
-Name? -Arthur John Priest. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
-Occupation? -I worked stoking boilers on ships, you know, | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
basically shovelling coal into furnaces. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Any ships I might have heard of? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:31 | |
Well, er, the Titanic. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Hm, no, never heard of it. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
I'm kidding! Of course I have. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
So you drowned on the Titanic, did you? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
No, I survived. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
Hm, but you worked in the engine room, which means you must | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
have been in the very bowels of the ship when the iceberg hit? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Yes, I was, and I had to make my way up through | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
a maze of gangways to get onto the top deck. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Once I eventually got there the lifeboats had almost all gone, | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
so I had to dive into the ocean. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Oh, it must have been freezing? | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Well you're not kidding, and cos it was so hot in the boiler room, | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
all I was wearing was shorts and a vest. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
A lifeboat did pick me up eventually, | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
but not before I got frostbite. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Listen, mate, if you've only lost a couple of tootsies, | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
you're not going to impress anyone here, you follow? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
So anyway, the Titanic must have put you off ships for good, did it? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
No, I later went on to serve on the Alcantara in the First World War. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
1916, I think it was, yes. She sunk in a sea battle. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
-And then you drowned? -No, I survived. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Well, surely that must have put you off sailing? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
No, my next ship was the Britannic | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
which was even bigger than the Titanic. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
During the First World War, they used it as a hospital ship. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
Don't tell me that sunk as well? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
It certainly did, got hit by a mine. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
And then you drowned? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
No, I survived! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
You survived the sinking of three ships? Incredible! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
Don't tell me, fourth time lucky? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
In 1917, I worked on another hospital ship, the Donegal. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:51 | |
She was hit by a torpedo and sunk. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
And then you drowned? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:54 | |
No, I survived. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
What! Again? So when did you drown? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
I didn't! I died decades later on land. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Of pneumonia, as it happens, in a nice warm bed. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Heavens above! That's not a stupid death, that's a boring death! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
You want the queue next door, can't miss it, | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
it's the long and boring one. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
Go on, hop it, you time-waster. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Oh, you mean I don't get to go through the, er, the whatsit? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
No, you don't go through the whatsit. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
Well, there's a first for everything. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Honestly, where do they find them? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
Not at the bottom of the ocean, that's for sure! | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Ha-ha! Come on. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
# Stupid deaths, stupid deaths Hope next time it's not you. # | 0:15:29 | 0:15:34 | |
This is our patch. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
-It's ours. -Your turf ends at the waterfall. This land is ours. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
Was yours. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Don't push your luck, Radnor, you might not live to regret it. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
We have a claim to this land. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
-You're disrespecting me. -So what if I am? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
You're disrespecting my whole family. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
So what are you going to do about it? | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
There's only one thing we can do. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
That's right. We settle this the Viking way. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
We settle it the Viking way! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
-With reasoned discussion and democratic debate. -Agreed. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
We need to discuss this dispute in a Viking parliament. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
-Agreed. -Well, I'll see you there next Saturday. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
-Lovely. -I'll look forward to it. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
-Hm. -How's Pat? -Very well, how's Judith? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Oh, she's wonderful. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:20 | |
Good. You're looking good, have you lost weight? | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
Oh, you know, a bit of the old... | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
Roar! It's true! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
We Vikings did discuss disputes in a Viking Parliament called | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
an Althing, yes, we were more peaceful than you might think. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
# We Vikings have an awful reputation with your nation | 0:16:43 | 0:16:48 | |
# But when we'd finished plundering and pillages... | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
# Made nice villages | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
# Any place name ending -thorpe or -kirk or -by was us, you see | 0:16:56 | 0:17:01 | |
# Scunthorpe, Ormskirk, Wetherby, Scarborough fair, | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
# We named them, yeah | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
# We split your isles diagonally from south-east to north-west | 0:17:09 | 0:17:14 | |
# Our section called the Danelaw, King Alfred ruled the rest | 0:17:14 | 0:17:20 | |
# Think we're scary? No don't flee | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
# Conquered Saxons would find we | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
# Settled and lived in | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
# Harmony | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
# Vike-Eng-land | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
# Though we began as raiders | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
# So well-planned | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
# You accepted us as traders | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
# We introduced some new terms - | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
# Husband, gasp, egg Awkward, nag, leg | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
# More than 50 words to leave your lingo | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
# To your liking, thank a Viking | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
# Your little town of Swansea City | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
# Named for our King Sweyn | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
# Waterford and Dublin... | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
# Us old Norse Vikings again | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
# As farmers we made doubly sure to respect agriculture | 0:18:08 | 0:18:14 | |
# With us, locals felt secure | 0:18:14 | 0:18:19 | |
# Norse-Scot-land | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
# Large parts of that whole region | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
# Norse got land | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
# Were improved by Norwegians | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
# London Bridge is falling down | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
# The nursery rhyme comes from our time | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
# Vikings played key roles | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
# In 1014 it was pulled down by Olaf Haraldsson | 0:18:41 | 0:18:47 | |
# You can call him Ol | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
# In a dispute with King Canute Olaf's side won | 0:18:50 | 0:18:55 | |
# Ethelred returned as king and could be heard proclaiming | 0:18:55 | 0:19:00 | |
# "Here's to you, Olaf Haraldsson" | 0:19:00 | 0:19:05 | |
# Vike-Eng-land | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
# We swapped our life of violence | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
# Norse-Scot-land | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
# To enjoy the sound of silence | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
# There's no doubt under Viking rule Britain did improv-y | 0:19:16 | 0:19:21 | |
# Feelin' groovy | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
# And that's no lie La-lie, la, la, lie. # | 0:19:28 | 0:19:33 | |
In order to get a divorce from his first wife, | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
Catherine of Aragon, Henry VIII broke away from the Catholic church | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
and that meant a big change for everyone. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
It's time to say goodbye to your Catholic religion. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
The Religious Switchover is coming to England. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
From 1534, you'll no longer be able to receive | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
your religious services from the Pope. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
Instead you'll have to get them from King Henry VIII, | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Head of the all new Church of England. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
But don't worry, it's easy to convert. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
There are no forms to fill in. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
You can even keep your old Bible. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
But if you're a monk, you'll have to hand over everything of any value. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
What? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Here's a monk before religious switchover. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
And here he is after. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:22 | |
Actually, I think I might take the Bible as well. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
Looks like it might be worth something. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
In fact the only difference you'll really notice | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
is the King's now got a lovely new wife. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
And I'm quite a lot richer. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
As if I wasn't attractive enough already, eh, Anne? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
Hm. (FARTS) Oops, sorry about that, had rather a heavy lunch. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
Yes, switching really is that simple. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
Just tick the box that says you accept the supreme | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
authority of the King and you'll be able to carry on as normal. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
But if, like Royal Councillor, Sir Thomas More, | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
you refuse to acknowledge the new powers of the Church of England... | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
Then you can just talk to one of our special advisors | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
-about the other options available. -Er, ergh! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
So don't let your head get left behind! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
AXE THUDS | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Right, who's next? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
The great Religious Switchover is coming, are you ready? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
Did you know Anne Boleyn had a bird as her emblem, a white falcon. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:14 | |
Though a headless chicken might have been more appropriate! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
Sorry. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:19 | |
Young Henry VIII here demonstrating an early form of the pole vault. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
He was always up to mischief like this when he was younger. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Are you sure this is wise, Your Majesty? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
Oh, stop fussing, Wolsey. Keep filming, you. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
Right, I'm going to own this stream. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
You've got your run up, your jump... | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
Yeah, and your plummet head-first into a muddy stream. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
Textbook, yeah, looks like he missed the other side by two feet. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:43 | |
Parting can be such sweet sorrow. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
It can be a pain, too, especially when you follow the Tudor | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
tradition of throwing a shoe after the traveller. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
All right, love, steady on. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
It's good luck to throw one shoe, not hundreds! | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Join us after the break when Henry VIII nearly causes | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
a diplomatic incident by shaving his beard off. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
In Georgian times, there were lots of great poets and authors | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
like Jane Austen, Lord Byron and the brilliant Mary Shelley. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
Hello, my name's Mary Shelley and I have written a book that | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
I believe would make a great movie. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
Oh, please, don't waste our time. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
We had a woman in here called JK Rowling saying the same thing. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
We threw her out, she never worked again. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Actually they made those movies, it's the most successful film series | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
-of all time. -I love Lord Voldemort. I said his name! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
OK, maybe we should listen then. OK, shoot, Shelley Mary. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
-Mary Shelley. -Whatever. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
Right, I was spending the weekend with my soon-to-be-husband | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
at a house in Lake Geneva | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
in Switzerland as a guest of Lord Byron. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
-Uh-oh, name dropper! -Clang. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
I hate name droppers and so does my good friend, Brad Pitt. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Brad Pitt! | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
Well, anyway, er, a huge volcano had recently erupted | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
in the Far East, causing freak weather and an ominous darkness | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
across Europe, which was the perfect conditions | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
for telling horror stories. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
I got a horror story for you - this meeting! | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
No, no, one night we had a competition to see who could | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
make up the scariest horror story, and one guest, Mr Polladory, | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
came up with the first vampire story in English. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
But my story was even better than his story, so I called it | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
the Modern Prometheus, or to call it it's more common name, Frankenstein. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
You wrote Frankenstein? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
-I am Frankenstein! -He's alive! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
You've heard my story? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:35 | |
Your story has been made into a film already. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Like about a zillion times. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
-There's, er, Frankenstein. -Frankenstein. -Frankenstein. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
-Young Frankenstein. -Bride of Frankenstein. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
-Count Duckula. -No, that's the other guy. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
You see, everyone is sick and tired of your monster, Frankenstein. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
Yeah, but my monster isn't called Frankenstein, | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
that's the doctor's name - Victor Von Frankenstein. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
-So what's your monster called? -Voldemort... I said it again! | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
It's Adam. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
-Adam? -Adam...the monster? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
-I'm not scared. -I'm not scared. -I'm a bit scared. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Would it play as a romcom, Adam the friendly neighbourhood monster? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Girls scream wherever he goes, I'm thinking Justin Bieber. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
Justin! Justin! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Er, my book is a serious work of literature about man playing God, | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
about the soul and, and this new exciting thing called electricity. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
You know the problem with your movie? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
-It frankenstinks. -It's a flopenstein. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
I don't have to put up with this actually. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
I'm leaving. You, you're all monsters. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
You'll never leave this castle! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
-Grrh. -Monsters, she's getting away! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
-Don't touch the suit. -Sorry. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
The answer is...all three. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Byron also kept peacocks, geese and monkeys as pets. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
He was a strange man, pale, aristocratic, | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
and interested in dark, gothic things. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
A bit like a vampire! | 0:24:58 | 0:24:59 | |
When danger lurks in a world of darkness, | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
it's right to be scared of the twilight. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Hello, is there anybody there? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
I'm looking for the house of the Lord Byron. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Ah, close the curtains. The light, it hurts me. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
Lord Byron, you frightened me. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
-Good. -Oh! | 0:25:20 | 0:25:21 | |
Is Lord Byron a creature of the night? | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
Why - Lord Byron, you've turned into a wolf. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
No, it's an actual wolf. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
-Oh! -He's my pet. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
Oh, that's so dangerous. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
He's called Lion. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
That's so stupid. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
In a time when life is short, can love last forever? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
Bite me and make me like you? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Say it. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
I can't. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Say it. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
A vampire! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
A what? | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
No, no, a poet. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
But I thought, well, you know, you're pale, aristocratic, | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
you drink from skulls, you're a vampire. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
No, I'm just a really pretentious poet. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
But you said the light hurts you? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
It does, it makes me look awful. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
I mean, I'm so overweight, | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
I have to wear several waistcoats just to sweat the fat off. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Oh! | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
-You're not exactly an oil painting yourself, love. -Rude! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
Twit Light, the dark and mysterious story of Lord Byron. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
It's been, er, lovely meeting you, must do it again sometime, | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
maybe next year. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
-Don't want to stick around for the poetry? -No. -Yeah. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Warning, some scenes may contain romantic poetry, crammy. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
And let thy gentle fingers fling its melting murmurs o'er mine ear. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:39 | |
WOLVES HOWL | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Everyone's a critic, aren't they? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
# Tall tales, atrocious acts | 0:26:44 | 0:26:45 | |
# We gave you all the fearsome facts... # | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
Can't get enough of Horrible Histories? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
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# The past is no longer a mystery | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
# Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories. # | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 |