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Welcome to Hotel Trubble. | 0:00:01 | 0:00:03 | |
Meet Sally, our receptionist... always service with a smile. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
And that's Lenny. He's a man of many talents. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
We're just not sure what they are yet. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
And here's Mrs Poshington | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
and her cat General Sirius Poshington. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
She's our regular pest... | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
I mean...guest. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:25 | |
She never leaves. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Which just leaves me, Jamie. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
I'm the bellboy. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
Can I take your bags? | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
# It's the pits and we know it | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# We're stuck but we love it | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
# As we try to survive each day brings disaster | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
# We're a team staying calm arm in arm | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
# So the hotel survives | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
# Trubble Trubble always got a plan | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
# Hotel Trubble we're your biggest fan | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
# Trubble Trubble keep the hotel alive. # | 0:01:05 | 0:01:10 | |
Lovely, can I take your name? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:24 | |
J...apostrophe, B-O-T-T-O-M | 0:01:24 | 0:01:32 | |
And your first name? Hugh. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
So Mr Hugh J'Bottom... | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
Huge bottom? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
This is another prank call, isn't it? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Sally, what's that monstrosity? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
-That's Lenny. -I know, but what's he putting up? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Oh, it's a painting Mr Trubble's asked us to display. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
It's of his great, great, great, | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
great, great, great, great, great, | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
-great, great, great, great, great, great... -OWL HOOTS | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
-COCKEREL CROWS -..great, great, great, great, great, great-uncle Sir Trubblalot. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:11 | |
Fascinating. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
But I have a small problem. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Oh, that's unusual. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
I want to watch my favourite TV show, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Haunted Places Live, but there's something wrong with the television. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:25 | |
Don't worry Mrs Poshington, never fear. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
I know the perfect man for the job. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Unfortunately he doesn't even work here, | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
so I'll ask Lenny. Lenny! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
What? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
I'm OK, I'm OK...I'm OK. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
I wasn't worried. Mrs. Poshington needs some help fixing the TV. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
Ah, don't you worry about that I know just the man for the job. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Although unfortunately he doesn't work here, so we'll ask Jamie. Jamie! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
What seems to be the prob...? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Ah, Mrs Poshington. I should have known. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
-There, do you see what I mean? -Ah I love this programme. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
That's not a programme, there's something wrong with the telly. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
And my favourite show Haunted Places Live is about to start. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:17 | |
Oh, is it? Oh. Ow! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Right. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Lenny, stand on that chair. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
OK, move it to the right a bit. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
-Right. Is this OK? -Higher. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Is this OK? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
-No, move the aerial higher. -Oh, the aerial, right. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
That's it, don't move, Haunted Places Live. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Sssh! Sh! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
As far back as I can remember I have always been fascinated | 0:03:47 | 0:03:52 | |
by ghosts, ghouls and things that go bump in the night, | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
which is why I have dedicated my life to finding | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
the most haunted buildings in the world. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
And I am currently searching for Britain's most haunted hotel. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:09 | |
HE LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
So...Dr Pants is a real person? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:17 | |
Well, of course. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Oh. Well, in that case, I think he's coming to Hotel Trubble. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:24 | |
-What? -Well, a Dr Pants called earlier but I thought it was a prank call. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
-That was no prank call. -Maybe Professor Pooh really is coming to stay next week. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:33 | |
Dr Pants is coming to Hotel Trubble? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Do you realise what this means? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Oh, my arm aches. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
If we can convince Dr Pants that Hotel Trubble's haunted... | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
we'll get featured on the show, | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
people will flock from around the world to come and visit us. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:52 | |
Can I come down now? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
And I'll be famous! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
-Sssh, ssh. -There's just one problem. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
-What? -Hotel Trubble isn't haunted. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
So we currently have the world's least haunted hotel. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:13 | |
And you want to persuade Dr Pants it's the world's most haunted hotel? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Yeah. Any ideas? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
-Yes? -What? No, I don't have any ideas. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
Maybe the hotel is haunted, think about it. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Have you two ever seen anything unusual ever? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
-Chef's shepherd's pie? -No, but I mean like anything scary. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:39 | |
Sally without make-up. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
-Have you ever seen a ghost? -What do ghosts look like? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
Very old and spooky. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
-Does Mrs Poshington count? -No! -I've never seen a ghost. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Well, it doesn't sound like Hotel Trubble is haunted. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
I'm not giving up that easy. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
Hotel Trubble! Are you haunted? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
Give me a sign! | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Any sign will do! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Teeny weeny sign? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
See, I told you there was nothing going on... CREAKING | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
It's a sign! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Mr Trubble's great, great, great, | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
-great, great, great, great... -OWL HOOTS | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
COCKEREL CROWS | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
..great, great great-uncle Sir Trubbalot must be trying | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
to tell us he's returned. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Oh! Maybe he's escaped from the painting and he's roaming around | 0:06:40 | 0:06:45 | |
the hotel like some spooky... | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
ghostly ghost. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
-Yeah. Wow. -Yeah, or...or it could simply | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
be a sign that Lenny's not very good at putting up paintings. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Jamie! If Sir Trubbalot has returned | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
I think we should go and look for him. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
I don't think that's a particularly good idea. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
-This'll help us find the spirit of Sir Trubbalot. -What? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
A spirit level. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Right...Lenny, couch. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Jamie...cupboards. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Sir Trubbalot! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Sir Trubbalot! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-Boo! -Aargh! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
Whoo! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Sir Trubbalot! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
-Where are you? -Oh! -Oh! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Stop it. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
Well, Sally it looks like you were wrong, Sir Trubbalot | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
is nowhere to be seen and Lenny is just awful at hanging up paintings. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
Oh, I've got it! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Oh, well if you've got it then we've got it too now. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
All we need to do is find a ghost, | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
put it in Hotel Trubble and pretend it's Sir Trubbalot. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
-Oh, Sally that's a silly idea. -Hang on, that's a great idea. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Like I said, Sally, a fantastic idea. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
So, now all we need to do is find a ghost. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
How hard can that be? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
OK, so we've got the pictures of the ghosts, let's go and get 'em. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
They're for you, OK, let's go. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Lenny! Come on. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
Is this you? It's you. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Jamie! Jamie! Is that...? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
-Hold it. -Jamie, it's him. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Mrs Margaret Smith, are you Mrs Margaret Smith? You look like her. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Oh, no, his head's a bit... a bit big. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
-That's, that's... -Yeah, but his head is like quite big. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
-And generally quite ugly. -Yeah, sorry. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Oh, it's all right stay there, stay there, stay there, it's a ghost. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
It's a ghost. It's OK, it's OK, it's OK. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
I've got the ghost, I've got the ghost. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
You're all right, I've got it. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Is that you? You look very similar. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
He's got different teeth, Harry hasn't any got teeth. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
-Your eyes are uglier... -Sorry. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Excuse me, excuse me, just stay still, stay, are you a ghost? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
I don't think so, thank you. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
-No, this is telling me you're a ghost... -Oh, I'm so sorry, | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
but I'm not, I don't wanna disillusion you.... | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
You're gonna have to come with me I'm afraid... | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
-I'm sorry, no! -It's giving off very strong ghost signals. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
It's OK, it's OK, it's a ghost, I've got it. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
I've got the ghost, just ghost busting, stay still, stay still. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:34 | |
It's all right I've got the ghost. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-It's you. Belinda! -Belinda! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
-Belinda, it's you. -Yeah. -Where have you been? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
I don't know. I've been hiding. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Yeah, because you're a ghost and you can't just escape, Belinda. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
-What did you do it? -Oh, no, I'm sorry. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Yeah, but Belinda has a nicer chin. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Well, I didn't catch a ghost, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
but I did manage to find this stinky green sock. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Oh, that's mine, I wondered where that had got to. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
-Oh, of course! -Well, I managed to find 56... | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
6p. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
All I managed to collect was that bag of dust. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
Never fear, my fellow ghost busters, because I managed to find a ghost. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
I've gotta be careful so it doesn't float away. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
But here is the ghost! Oh! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
-It's candyfloss. -Is it? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Well, seeing as we didn't find a real ghost, | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
-I guess we have no choice. -Exactly. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
We're just gonna have to give up. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
-Get someone to pretend to be a ghost. -What? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
We'll have to find someone who's willing | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
to dress up as Sir Trubbalot. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Oh, Sally, I'm really flattered but I don't think I... | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Don't be silly, I didn't mean you. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
I have a plan! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Yeah. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
HE BURPS | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Guys, I feel sick. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
-Oh, right. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
THEY MAKE GHOSTLY NOISES | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Whoo! Ha ha ha! | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
Whoo! Whoo! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
-I am going to eat you. -Get you. -Get you. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
-Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo! -That's brilliant. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Actually I'm not happy with, you can drag out the hee... | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
Oooooh! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
I don't think I can do this. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
Just go "whaaa". | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Whaaa! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
-I don't think we should give her the job. -No, she's not very good. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
Whooo! Ha ha ha! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Rah! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:53 | |
How about we try it with a wig on? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
-That's a good idea. -A wig and a wart? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Whoo! Whoo! | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
I'm going to get you, I'm going to eat you, yummy, yummy in my tummy. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:04 | |
That's good, you could just leave it like that. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
Yeah you start, go. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Ha ha! Whoo! Whoo! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
SHE SHRIEKS | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
SHE SHRIEKS | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
-Now, I'm scared. -Oh, Jamie. -Boo! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
SHE CACKLES | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
SHE SHRIEKS | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
SHE CACKLES | 0:12:31 | 0:12:36 | |
SHE MAKES GHOSTLY NOISES | 0:12:41 | 0:12:46 | |
We couldn't find anyone to pose as Sir Trubbalot. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
What are we gonna do now? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Get something to eat. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Chef's asked if he can use the bag of dust to make some gravy. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
-Maybe I'll eat later. -Any sign of Pants yet? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
-I'll get some tissues! -What? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
-A tissue. -Bless you. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
-The tissues. -Oh, the tissues! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Oh, my make-up is ruined. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
You can hardly tell, grey really suits you. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Yeah, it matches your roots. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Don't worry. I'll help. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
You'll be as good as new. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
New might be a slight exaggeration. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
-Da-da! -Oh, my goodness, I look young again. | 0:13:56 | 0:14:01 | |
You'd never guess I was 32. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Tissues. Hello! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
-Sally, you didn't tell me you had a younger sister. -Oh! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
-And such a pretty one. -Oh! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
-Lenny... -What? -That's Mrs Poshington. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
It's not Mrs... Oh! Oh! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
-Wait a minute, Sally... can you make anyone up? -Sure. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
So you could make one of us look like Sir Trubbalot to fool Dr Pants? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
And get us on TV! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
That is such an amazing idea. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
This ghost hunting lark might not be such a bad idea after all. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Ooh. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Aw, you make such a lovely couple. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
OK, yeah. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
-Yeah. -Oh, hello, welcome to Hotel Trubble. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:51 | |
-How may I help? -Pants. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Yeah. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
Yeah. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:00 | |
No, my name is Pants. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Oh, your name is... your name is Pants? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:10 | |
Sorry about that. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
Oh, it could be worse, | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
we've got Professor Pooh coming to stay next week. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Look, I am TV's Dr Egon Pants from the hugely successful TV show | 0:15:16 | 0:15:21 | |
Haunted Places Live. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Oh, I see, right... | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
-Jamie! -Yes, Lenny? Oh! | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Welcome to Hotel Trubble. I hope you enjoy your stay, | 0:15:30 | 0:15:35 | |
but before you check in, | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
I must warn you that this hotel is haunted. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
A lot. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
By ghosts and ghouls and things that go bump in the night. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:48 | |
-This is such a coincidence. -Why? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
For I am TV's Dr Egon Pants from the hugely successful TV show | 0:15:51 | 0:15:57 | |
Haunted Places Live and I am searching | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
for Britain's most haunted hotel. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
-I had no idea. -You did, we watched the programme earlier. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
-What is that noise? -Oh, noise? -It sounds other worldly. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:16 | |
Oh, that's just Mr Trubble on the phone. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
OK, bye. He means it's Mr Trubble's great, great, great, great... | 0:16:19 | 0:16:26 | |
..great, great, great, great, great... | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
great, great, great, great, great great, great, great, great, | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
-great, great, great, grate, great... -OWL HOOTS | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
COCKEREL CROWS | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
..great, great great-uncle Sir Trubbalot. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:44 | |
Yes, Sir Trubbalot. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
He's the medieval knight who haunts this hotel, | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
roaming the corridors, bedrooms and, erm... | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
toilets in search for his long-lost love. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
Sally of Sussex. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Legend has it that on the night before their wedding, | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Sir Trubbalot and Sally of Sussex played hide-and-seek. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:07 | |
Yeah, and she hid so well he never saw her again. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
He should have checked behind the sofa. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
This explains why the hotel is haunted. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
Sir Trubbalot cannot rest without his beloved Sally. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:23 | |
-FARTING NOISE -And what is that unusual smell? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Oh, it's a classic sign of paranormal activity. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
Sorry that...that was me. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
Do you know what this means? | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
If Hotel Trubble really is haunted | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
then I will feature it on my TV show, Haunted Places Live... | 0:17:36 | 0:17:42 | |
as Britain's most haunted hotel. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
TV show, you say? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
I had no idea, like... I just didn't even know. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
Do you need a glamorous assistant? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
No, I provide all the glamour on my TV show. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Squire, I will return at midnight tonight | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
when I will find out for myself just how haunted your hotel really is. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:08 | |
HE LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Right, we need a dress rehearsal. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
OK, we need to practise being really scary, OK? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
And I think I know just the place. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Follow me. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
-Wah! -Argh! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
-Wah! -Argh! | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
Wah! | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
-Rah! -Rah! -Rah! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Rah! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
-Rah! -Rah! Rah! -LAUGHTER | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
-Wah! -Argh! -You scared me then. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
-Wah! -Argh! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
-Wah! -Oh! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:25 | |
OK, we'd better get ready. Dr Pants will be here soon. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
That reminds me there's something I have to tell you about him. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
-What? -Er...I've written it down somewhere. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
Oh, of course. "Put open sign on front door of hotel." | 0:19:44 | 0:19:50 | |
Oops, better go and do that now. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
-Erm, Lenny? -What? -Dr Pants? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
Oh. Er...Dr Pants has arrived. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
-Oh, Dr Pants has arrived, he's in reception. -Argh! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
He's here! Right, action stations, everyone, you know what to do. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:07 | |
I'm taking Pants off for a little haunted tour of Hotel Trubble. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
I think you'd better keep your pants on for the tour! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
You know what I mean. Lenny, you're in charge of the skeleton, | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
You sure you can manage that? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Have I ever let you down before, Jamie? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Hey, when we're finished with him he'll be Dr Scaredy Pants. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
That was really funny. Well, for you. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
I trust you had a pleasant evening, Dr Pants? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
Why, yes, as a matter of fact I had a very... Hey, what the...? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
Oh, oh, it appears you've angered Sir Trubbalot. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:54 | |
Interesting, I sensed there was someone else in the room. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
Oh, I think he's gone, that can only mean one thing. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:06 | |
Sir Trubbalot has gone to his bedroom. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
Then let us follow him. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
-If ye dare go up the stairs. -I dare. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
-But beware... -I'm aware the whom is where? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
Up there and then you take a left before the bathroom. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
-I should probably show you. -Before the...? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
-I should probably show you actually. -Yeah. -It's quite complicated. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
So this is it. This was Sir Trubbalot's bedroom? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
-Yes. -And you say Hotel Trubble's been here since the 12th century? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
Yes. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:40 | |
Do you see that? The eyes are moving! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
-It must be Sir Trubbalot. -Why is he wearing mascara? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
Men did in the Middle Ages. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
And eye shadow? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
-Did I mention that this was his bedroom? -Yes, you did. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
KNOCKING | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
I'll get it, whatever you do while my back's turned... | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
don't look in that cupboard. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
It's about that skeleton you wanted me to put in the wardrobe. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
Oh! What is it Dr Pants? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
Did you find a skeleton? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
Yes, and no. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
It was all the chef had. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Go and get into costume. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
How spooky. Chicken was Sir Trubbalot's favourite meal. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
Come with me to the room across the hall. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
There's something else I'd like to show you. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Dare I ask what that was? | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
Let's see. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
Three, two...one... | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
HE WAILS AND GROANS | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
I'm not surprised you're scared, it's Sir Trubbalot. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:26 | |
I'm not scared, he's standing on my foot. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Oh, sorry, oh... | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
Oh. Er... Boo! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
I knew it! This hotel isn't haunted at all. This is icing sugar. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:42 | |
Is it? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
Gentlemen, this is a farce. I have seen better amateur dramatics. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
Jamie, taste this, it's delicious! | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Whoo! Whoo-o-o-o-o! | 0:23:55 | 0:24:00 | |
I'm Sally of Sussex. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
-Sally. -Whoo! I'm a ghost, don't you know? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:08 | |
And the farce continues. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Sally! Sally! | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
-What? -You can stop now, Dr Pants knows the hotel isn't haunted. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:17 | |
-And we won't get to be on the show? -No. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
You shan't be appearing on Haunted Places Live. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:25 | |
-And I won't be your glamorous assistant? -Definitely not. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
I risked breaking a nail for you. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
I've had enough of this gobbledegook. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
I'll be checking out of this very un-haunted hotel in the morning. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
Dr Pants, I'm really sorry about last night. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
Are you certain you have to go? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
I am most certain. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
What's this? Another one of your pretend ghosts, | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
although it's the scariest looking one of the lot so far | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
-apart from that awful wig. -Ah! What are you doing? | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
You horrid little man, get off. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Oh, and to think I was a fan of your show. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:11 | |
-Get him, Sirius, get him! -Miaow! | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
I'm sorry, please accept my sincere apologies, | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
but I don't apologise to the rest of you. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
You did not trick me with that ridiculous Sir Trubbalot nonsense. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:23 | |
It is not that easy to make Dr Egon Pants look like a fool. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:29 | |
It's quite stiff. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
Well, we almost persuaded Dr Pants that the Hotel Trubble is haunted. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
-But it is haunted. -And I guess you could... Pardon? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
Hotel Trubble is haunted. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
Surely you knew that. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
Go on. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Well, who do you think it is that walks down creaky corridors | 0:25:57 | 0:26:02 | |
in the wee small hours of the night? | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
-You? -And who do you think it is that switches on the bedroom lights | 0:26:04 | 0:26:09 | |
when there's nobody in them? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
-You. -And who do you think it is that hides things around the hotel? | 0:26:10 | 0:26:16 | |
-Still you. -No, it's the Hotel Trubble's ghost. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
He's a friendly ghost, of course. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
-Syrius can sense him, can't you, Syrius? -Miaow! | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
Well, I can't stand here chatter boxing all day, I'm off. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
Goodbye, handsome. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Do you think she's right? Is Hotel Trubble haunted? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:40 | |
Nah, let's just say Mrs Poshington has an overactive imagination. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:45 | |
Yeah, and bad eyesight. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
She thinks Lenny's handsome! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:48 | |
Oi! | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Hello, Hotel Trubble. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Hello? | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
Hang on, the phone's not plugged in. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
How did it ring? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
# It's the pits and we know it | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
# We're stuck but we love it | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
# We're a team staying calm arm in arm | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
# So the hotel survives. # | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 |