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Welcome to Hotel Trubble. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Meet Sally, our receptionist. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
People...trying to have a conversation here! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
This is Dolly. She's Mr Trubble's...fiancee. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:17 | |
This is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bell boy. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# It's the pits and we know | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# We're stuck but we love it | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm | 0:00:34 | 0:00:39 | |
# So the hotel survives | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
# Trubble, Trubble | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
-# Keep the hotel alive. -# | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
"Sunny Guatemala - | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
"please help me." | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
It must be from Sally. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Ah, it says she's having a lovely time. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
Yeah, but she's wrote don't trust the receptionist. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
Yes, that's Guatemalan for ah, lovely time. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
Daisy, do you want to borrow Sally's magazines? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
They're cluttering up the TV room. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Lip Gloss, Lip Gloss, Chatter. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
Yeah, I love fashion. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
-I see she's still on the run. -Who? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
This runner. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
And the Receptionist-kidnapping elephant thief. Look at that. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:26 | |
-SHE SNEEZES -Sorry, got a cold. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:34 | |
Anyway, these fashion magazines are just what I need. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
Apparently there's an annual inter-hotel best-dressed staff competition. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
I'm trying to forget. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Top style judges Thingy and Sultana will be here any minute. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Those two a total geniuses. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
-On fashion? -No, on rudeness! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
"Don't wear that, you look like a haddock. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
"Is your face on backwards?" | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
I think they're brilliant. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
You three, my office. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Aren't you forgetting the magic word? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Oh yeah, NOW! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
I've just had Mr Trubble on the blower and he's sick to the back | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
teeth of losing the best-dressed staff competition every year. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Hotel Trubble has been voted the least stylish hotel | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
in Britain are 10 years running. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
At least we won something. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
So, Trubbly wants the uniform to be redesigned. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
But I love this uniform. I'm never out of it. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
We've noticed. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
# Steptoe and Son theme | 0:02:32 | 0:02:37 | |
It's comfy. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
I'm sure the new uniform will be just as comfy. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Who's going to design it? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Because I think there's only one person with the style, | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
fashion and skills to pull off a top like this. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
That's right. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
Me. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
What? You? Fashion? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Yes. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
What about it? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
OK, look at you. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
# That's why the lady is a tramp | 0:03:06 | 0:03:11 | |
# Why the lady | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
# That's why the lady | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
# Why the lady... # | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
There's no time to argue. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Hotel Trubble will be having a new uniform, | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
I'll be designing it and you'll be wearing it. Now, any questions? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
Are those your real teeth? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
What? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Nothing! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
HORSE WHINNIES | 0:03:38 | 0:03:44 | |
It's not fair. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
I should be designing the new uniform. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Thingy and Sultana would see what a fashion genius I am | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
and I'd be rich. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
I could get out of this hotel and start a new life in the jungle. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:57 | |
Why do you want to go to the jungle? | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
No reason! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
Good morning, darlings. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Thingy! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
Look at you. Your shape is all wrong. You've a box-shaped body and a pear-shaped head. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
You need to wear things that accentuate your ankles. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:19 | |
Right. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
The boxing gloves make her arms look longer. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
And the peaked cap draws attention away from her pointy nose. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:30 | |
I've no idea what you mean. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
Well, of course not. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
I wouldn't expect fashion sense from a man with a pancake face. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
And sausage fingers. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
Sausages? Where? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Now, settle down, riff-raff. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
I'm here to judge the best-dressed staff competition. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
You lot have no hope. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Someone get my bag! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
Seconds out, round one! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
So, will Sultana be joining you, Miss... | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Thingy. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
No, I'm going it alone. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
I'm fed up being the Thingy to her Sultana. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Everyone knows her name but no one knows mine. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Thingy this and Thingy that. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
-What's your real name, then? -I can't remember. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
I'll help you. I'm good with things like this. Is it... | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Cordelia Thunderbucket. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
No, No. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
What about Henrietta Griddlestick. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Lenny! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Jemima Squidgywatt. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
You look like a Squidgywatt to me. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Lenny! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
Why don't you take the bags to the dining room | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
so she can set up for the competition. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Look at the unstylish way you're walking. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
You've slanty legs and banana feet. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Head up, knees back and straighten those arms. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:50 | |
What a lovely lady(!) | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
I'll show her who has got no style. And Dolly, too. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
I'm going to win that competition just you wait and see. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
I don't think so, Daisy. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Especially as you're not even entering the competition. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Are Thingy and Sultana here yet? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Sultana isn't coming. But Thingy's in the dining room. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:11 | |
Fantastic, I can't wait to hear what she thinks of my style! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
This I have to see. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
This is amazing. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:30 | |
How did all of this come out of them? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:36 | |
It's a matter of style. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
The vertical stripes make them look smaller than they really are. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
This is such an honour. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
I'm Dolly. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
This evening you'll be picking my design to win the best-dressed staff competition. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:52 | |
-No, I won't. -See?! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
I only pick the two top designs then it's a public vote. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
The audience decide which gets the trophy and £5,000. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Well, you're bound to pick mine in the top two. I'm so stylish. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
You think you're a stylish? Wearing an outfit like that | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
with a body shaped like a grandfather clock, that's a no-no. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
See, I told you it should be me designing the uniforms. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
I'm the style icon around here. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
Really? With those eyebrows? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:22 | |
Tell you what, I could do with a laugh, why did you both have a go? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
And then we can see which is worst. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
-You mean best? -No. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
I'll soon have this competition sewn up. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
I'll cut you down to size. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
I'll stitch you right up. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
I've got the measure of you. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Ladies, save your cattiness for the catwalk. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
And get out before you muddy my aura. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
# Down on my knees | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
# You know I him down on my knees | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
# Yes, I'm bent down on my knees... # | 0:07:57 | 0:08:03 | |
I don't see the fuss with all this fashion stuff. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
-I'm as fashionable as the next man... -And here's the next man! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
What was all that about? He's trampled right through reception! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
-CRASH! -Well...erm... | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
CRASH, COMMOTION | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
But they've gone out the back door... | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Do you know something about this? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Would a flashback help? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
HARP PLAYS | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
Wooo! Woo-hoo! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Whaaa.... | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Lenny...? Have you signed Chef's birthday card? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
Er... No. I've been... been busy, Jamie. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
Well, do it now. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
It's on top of the papers we've been ignoring for seven months. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
-The top one? -Yeah. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
"Binding letter of agreement - sign with caution"...? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
I'd have gone with "Happy birthday, Chef". | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
So what DID you sign, Lenny? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
-An agreement to re-establish an old footpath through the hotel? -What?! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
Well...I suppose we can deal with the odd rambler. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
So long as Dolly doesn't find out. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
-Oo-arr, oo-arr, morning... -Aargh! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
-Aargh! Sheep! -Oo-arr, oo-arr - my Betsy. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
-Aww... She's pooed. -Poo! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Oo-arr, oo-arr - right old mess on your floor. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Mrs Poshington! Emergency clean-up! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
You can't bring a sheep in here. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Oo-arr, oo-arr, public footpath! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
You...! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
-SHE GASPS -You can't have a sheep in the hotel! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
You'll make Dolly... baa-aa-arking mad. Ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:57 | |
FAKE LAUGHTER Yeah. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
I know that, Mrs P. I've got no idea what he's doing here. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Oo-arr, oo-arr, oo-arr - shortcut to my grazing land! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
FART! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
We're going to be up to our ears in sheep... This is an emergency! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
I know exactly what to do. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
This is not the time for your emergency ice cream! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
If Dolly finds out we've let a footpath go through the hotel, | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
she'll put our heads on spikes. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Oooh! Nasty. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
We're supposed to be making this hotel more stylish. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
Not filling it with sheep poo and bumpkins! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Oo-arr, oo-arr - charming. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
I'm going to get on the phone to the council and get out of this mess. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
My design's going to be hotter than a volcano vindaloo! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Yeah? Well, mine's going to be cooler than an Eskimo's fridge. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:49 | |
Yeah? Well, mine's going to be sharper | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
than a sword swallower in stilettos! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Yeah? Well, my design's going to be smoother | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
than a...than a... | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
a smoothie! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
(Who is this?) | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
Oh erm... | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
he's a guest, yeah. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Just er...checking him in, now. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
-What name was it again? -Oo-arr. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
-And er...how do you spell that? -Oo... Arr. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
BAAAA! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:21 | |
-What's that noise? -Er... | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
It's just er... my new...novelty phone ringing. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
Ha-ha! Hello...? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
Yeah! Is it all right if you can call me back later? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
Yeah, thanks. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
BAAAA! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Bit later than that! Thanks... | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
Well - have a very pleasant stay. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
This...is war! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
My design skill, against yours. You take the TV room - | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
-I'll take the office. Then there's no peeking. -Suits me! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
Right...you can come out now. She's gone. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
BAAAA! | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
No... No problem at all. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
We've got a problem. The good news is we've got until the end of the day | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
to break the contract on the footpath. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
The bad news - is it's going to cost us £5,000. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
-Would you say this is a real emergency now, Jamie? -Yes! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Goody... | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Will you stop doing that?! | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
We need to find five grand by the end of the day, | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
and ice cream is not the answer! | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Oo-arr, oo-arr, looks tasty! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
Or maybe it is. KER-CHING! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
-Oo-arr, oo-arr, lovely jubbly! -Cash for cones it is! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
-Lenny - get the ice cream maker from the kitchen. -Eh? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Every public footpath needs an ice cream seller - | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
and that is going to be you. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Oo-arr, oo-arr, keep 'em comin'. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Ohhh! | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
This is terrible. I'm never going to win that prize money! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
I'm going to be stuck here forever. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
I need help. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:11 | |
-SWEETLY: -Jamie...? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
Jamie...? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
JAMIE! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
What is it, Daisy? I'm a little busy. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
I'm not having any trouble or anything... | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
but if you designed a new hotel uniform, what would it look like? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Good question. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
If I could pick anything at all, I think it would be er... | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
Ah! Yeah. Yeah. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
A blue jacket...with gold buttons, | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
and a gold name badge. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
You mean exactly like the one you've got on. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Wha... | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
HE CHUCKLES Oh, yeah! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Anyway, you're meant to be full of fashion ideas. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Yeah, well, maybe I exaggerated a little bit. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
A lot. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Completely! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
I can sometimes do things without thinking through the consequences. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
TRUMPETING | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Pardon you?! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
Thanks. So...any ideas? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Give up? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Something less awful...? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Don't give up? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Look - I don't know, Daisy, it's only a stupid competition. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
It's not like it's a convoluted sheep/ice cream/footpath crisis. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
MOOING | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Er, I've got to go. Sorry... | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
-BAAAA! -Oh... | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Oo-arr, oo-arr - more! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
-How's it going? -Great. I'm making a mint. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Mint choc chip, in fact. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Mmm! Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, toothpaste-y! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
What other flavours you got, then? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Mushroom? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
Oven chips? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
Chopped liver?! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
Lenny, we are supposed to be making ice cream. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Chef's in a really bad mood | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
with everyone trampling through his kitchen, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
so I just grabbed what I could. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
Yeah, but who's going to want gravy granules and king prawn ice cream? | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, give it a whirl! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Really? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
Well, what have I always told you? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
If a sardine's more than four inches long, technically it's a pilchard? | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
Right, then. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
Which one of you 'orrible lot's a pilchard? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Why, I ought to get the one who put the finger on me! | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
Oh, no, look out, it's the finger! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
No, no. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
-The customer is always right, if a little bonkers. -Choc chip! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:29 | |
Right, time for a cappuccino break. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Ah, I'll just get you one from the kitchen. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
SHOUTING AND CRASHING | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
From the TV room. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:38 | |
Follow me. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:39 | |
This way. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
And...there we go, down the hatch. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Ooh-arr! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:45 | |
Ooh-arr, tasty fishy! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
Ooh! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
This way. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
TV room. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
Ooh, how's the grand design coming along? | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
It's top secret. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
It's in invisible ink. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Oh, really? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:14 | |
You haven't a hope of winning the £5,000 prize. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
KLAXON GOES OFF IN HIS HEAD | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
£5,000! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
There's £5,000 up for grabs? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:27 | |
Oh, suddenly you're not too busy to help me? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
There's something you need to know. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Here we go, Mr Ooh-arr. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
Mushroom and custard flavour. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Ooh-arr! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
You're the best only customer I could wish for. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
So there's a footpath through the hotel, | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
and this is your genius plan | 0:16:45 | 0:16:46 | |
to raise five grand by the end of today? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
Yep. How are we doing, Lenny? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Let's just check. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Er...£4,981. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:59 | |
Blimey! We're nearly there! | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Eh? No, no, that's how much we've got left to go, we've made £19. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:06 | |
Hard going with only one single customer. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
Two customers! Brilliant! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Where did he come from? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, spreading the word! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Ah! The more the merrier! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Right, let's see what we can rustle up. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
-Toilet paper and candlesticks? -Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, give it a whirl! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
We'll never make enough in one day. We're going to need your winnings. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
What winnings? I haven't got any ideas. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Unless, of course, someone had a clever plan | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
-to make sure you did win. -You've got a plan?! | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
But only if I get the prize money to sort out the footpath. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
But I need that money to move to the jungle. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Look, Daisy, without my plan, you won't win anyway. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
And unless you fancy working in the coldest, | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
muddiest reception in the country... | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
All right, all right, it's a deal. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Yes! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
Now, you told me you need Thingy to pick you in the top two, | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
-and then win the audience vote, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Right. Meet me in the TV room in five minutes, | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
and we're going to sort this out Jamie-style. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
'Jamie-style, the new fragrance for bellboys. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:11 | |
'Ding-ding!' | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
I'm not happy. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
I'm the only Jamie that should be releasing me own fragrance. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
HE BREAKS WIND | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
That stuff's only good for chips! | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Hello. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
Do you mind? I'm trying to make a catwalk. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
If you're talking about General Poshington, | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
I'm afraid he'll never walk again. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
CAT MIAOWS | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
It's very sad. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
No, for the fashion show. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
Oh, yes, sorry, the fashion show. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Look, I just wanted to check, the public vote, | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
that's members of the audience, right? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Everyone in the audience who's not a hotel employee. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
We don't want anyone nobbling the vote, do we? | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Perish the thought. So, as long as they're not employees, | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
it doesn't matter who they are? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
I mean, they don't need any fashion experience. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
No. I will have done the hard part by choosing the top two designs, | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
they just pick their favourite. As long as they're people with style. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
Like me. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
No, people with style. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
Brilliant. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
OK, we've got denim and sushi, there you go, you can have that one. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
This one, look at this, pepper plaster on parsnip. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
Aye! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
Er, carrot and hand cream. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
Look at that one! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
And, ooh, just vanilla left. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Oh, no... | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Er, vanilla and pencil shavings! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Ooh-arr, now you're talking! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
'Why not enjoy all of nature's goodness with Lenny Lemon's | 0:19:51 | 0:19:55 | |
'farmers' favourite ice cream? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
'All our flavours are straight from the countryside, | 0:19:57 | 0:20:02 | |
'manufactured using only the best ingredients. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
'A good source of iron, | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
'rubber, plastic and hay. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
'Lenny Lemon ice creams. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
'More flavours than you can imagine...or would like.' | 0:20:15 | 0:20:20 | |
Er, excuse me, all of you, all of you. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
Yes, you, too. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
SHEEP BAAS | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
Thank you for all your custom today, you've been great. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
-And as a special treat, we'd like to offer you a present. -Ooh! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:35 | |
Free entry to a fashion show. What do you say? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:40 | |
Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, it's not my cup of tea. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
Er, how do I put this? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, ooh-arr, free ice cream. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, ooh-arr, love a bit of fashion! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
The only question is, have you got style? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
-Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, we've got a -stile. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
Close enough. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
I just have one small favour to ask. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Can I borrow your sheep? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Right! I've got a plan to make sure you're in the top two designs, | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
and I've loaded the audience with farmers. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
So all you have to do | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
is come with a design that farmers are going to vote for. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:28 | |
Now, we know they like ice cream... and sheep. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Some really cool knitwear, then! We need wool. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
Coming right up. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
Mrs Poshington! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
We need your wool. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
Oh, are you going to do a spot of knitting? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
I used to be a real demon on the knitting needles. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
Let's just see if the old skills are still there. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
Taa-ra! | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Whoa! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
-Look at this! -Huh! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
Wow! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
Way to go Mrs P! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Any chance you could help me make a new uniform? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
I don't see why not. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Brilliant! | 0:22:21 | 0:22:22 | |
Let's get knitted. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Free ice creams! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
Get your free ice creams! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
There you go - onions and chips. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
There's one - carrot and mushrooms. Ha-ha-hey. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
What is going on? Who are these...people?! | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
It's all right, Dolly, this is the audience for the fashion show. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
They're going to make a mess of my nice hotel! | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
-At least we got rid of all the sheep. -Sheep? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
-What sheep? -These sheep. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
BAA-ING DROWNS OUT HIS SPEECH | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
What did you say? | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
I said... | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
BAA-ING DROWNS OUT HIS SPEECH | 0:23:01 | 0:23:07 | |
And that's why it's better to keep them outside. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
There are hundreds of sheep out there! | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
They're completely blocking the driveway. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
How do you expect the contestants from the other hotels to fight their way through it?! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
I don't. If no-one else can make it | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
you and Daisy will automatically be the top two entries | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
and Hotel Trubble is guaranteed to win | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
best-dressed staff one way or another. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Jamie, that is despicable, | 0:23:30 | 0:23:35 | |
underhanded | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
and totally brilliant! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
You...are going down. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
FUNK MUSIC PLAYS | 0:23:46 | 0:23:51 | |
Hello, everyone and welcome to this year's | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
best-dressed staff competition. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Let's kick things right off | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
with an entry from right here in Hotel Trubble. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
Please welcome, Dolly! | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Service, please! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
Thank you, Dolly. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Showing us you're never too old to go on the catwalk. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
Coming up, our second contestant is also from Hotel Trubble, | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
please welcome, Daisy! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
# Oo-ar, oo-ar | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
# Come on now darling | 0:24:38 | 0:24:39 | |
# You got something I need | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
# Cos I got a brand new combine harvester | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
# And I'll give you the key | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
# Come on now and stick together In perfect harmony | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
# I got 20 acres and you got 43... # | 0:24:52 | 0:24:57 | |
Hello, Hotel Trubble! | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
CHEERING | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
Ah-har! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:03 | |
Baa-aa. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
The least said about that... | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
the better. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
Let's move on quickly, shall we? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
Who's next? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
No-one. That's your lot. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
What? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
There are only two entries? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
-Afraid so. So if you could just pick the top two... -Pick the top two? | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
-From your two unsightly efforts? -Yeah. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
Right! | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Fine. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
Let's get this over with. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
You're both through to the public vote. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
-Oh! -Well done. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Everyone who thinks Dolly's foil-shaped folly | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
should be the winner, clap now. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
Shut up! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
All right. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
And if you Daisy's knitted nonsense should win, clap now. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
That's settled - | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Daisy's the winner! | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Here's your trophy. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Here's your £5,000. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Well done. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Now, I'm getting out of here. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
This whole event has been a complete waste of my time | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
You're all a bunch of fashion rejects. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
Oh, and I am never setting foot in this style-free hotel again! | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
That's the last we'll see of her. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
Oo-ar, oo-ar, want to bet? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
Erm, could someone move these sheep so I can get out, please? | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
Well, what a day that was, eh? | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
On the plus-side, we did finally win the best-dressed staff trophy! | 0:26:36 | 0:26:41 | |
On the minus-side, because we were the only two entries | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
we did come last, as well. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
But to show you that there are no hard feelings, I hope you all | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
enjoy wearing your award-winningly fashionable new uniforms! | 0:26:51 | 0:26:55 | |
What do you say? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
You're welcome. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:00 | |
I can't believe we've got to wear these horrible things. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
You should be proud of yourself. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
You showed Dolly, won the competition and thanks to you, | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
we were able to close down the footpath. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
Yeah, I'm a real fashion icone... | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
-HE LAUGHS -That was a good one. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
Hello, Hotel Trubble. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
# It's the pits and we know | 0:27:31 | 0:27:32 | |
# We're stuck but we love it | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
# So the hotel survives | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
# Trubble, Trubble... # | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 |