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Welcome to Hotel Trubble. Meet Sally, our receptionist. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
People, trying to have a conversation here! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
This is Dolly. She's Mr Trubble's, erm, fiancee. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:17 | |
And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bellboy. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# It's the pits and we know we're stuck | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
# But we love it | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
# So the hotel survives | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
# Trubble, Trubble | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
# Keep the hotel alive. # | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
'Our top story: An elephant has disappeared from London Zoo. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
'It's believed the thief is a young woman, Daisy Burchill. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
'All have been advised to remain on their guard.' | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Hey, I was watching that film! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
What film? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
You know, the one about the man who sits behind the desk | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
and chats away for a bit | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
and then at the end, he meets a lovely weather girl. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
You do understand the difference | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-between the news and a film, don't you? -No. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
MUFFLED VOICE | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Sh! If you keep quiet, | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
I promise I'll send you all the new issues of Gossip magazine. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
Sally, do you know where... | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Sorry, that's my new ring tone. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Who are you? Where's Sally? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
She's gone away. A long way away. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
I'm the new receptionist. I'm filling in until she gets back. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
I don't know anything about this. Who hired you? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
Oh, it was, erm... Miss... | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
-Miss? -Mrs... -Mrs? -Mr... | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
-Oh, Mr. -Mr, erm... Ru... -Ru... -Veth... -Veth... -Se... | 0:02:06 | 0:02:12 | |
-Se... -Set... Te... -Trubble? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
-Yes! Mr Trubble. He gave me the job. -Well, he is the boss. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
Jamie, Lenny, have you met our... | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Sorry. What was your name, sweetheart? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
-Daisy. -Daisy. -Hi, Daisy. -Daisy? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
-Don't I know you from somewhere? -No. -Oh, right then. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:33 | |
-Would you like a hand with your package? -Don't touch it! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
I mean, yes, please. Just put it outside. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
Lovely. Where are you posting this to? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
-Guatemala. -So where's Sally? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:50 | |
She's on her way to Guatemala. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
What? She never said goodbye. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Lenny, did Sally say goodbye to you? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Right, while I've got you all here, the bookings are down. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
If we don't get a high-profile guest to stay here soon, | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
we might have to close the hotel. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Nobody move! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
The President of the US of A needs somewhere to hide | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
and Hotel Trubble is the quietest, least important hotel | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
that no-one has ever heard of or even cares about. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
You can relax now. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
The President, here at Hotel Trubble! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Oh, I'm so excited to tell everyone! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Mum, the President's coming here... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
This is top secret. No phone calls, no cameras. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:43 | |
Or this hotel will cease to exist. We can do that, you know. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
We did it to Hotel Muddle. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-Hotel Muddle? Never heard of it. -Precisely. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
Mission Hotel is go. Let's get that helicopter grounded, people. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
The least important hotel in town? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Huh! Well, if the world knew the President was staying here, | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
that would soon change. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
I must just go and finish knitting... | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
..Mr Trubble's pants. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
We really don't want Hotel Trubble to be erased so if anyone asks, | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
the President is definitely not here. Got it? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
-But the President isn't here. -Not yet. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
But when he is here, the President is definitely not here, OK? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
The President is here! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Hi there. Very good to meet you all. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Mr President, we promise to do our best to give you the respect | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
an important and dignified person like yourself deserves. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Much appreciated, | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
but if you'll excuse me, I'm going to play hopscotch now. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
He likes to unwind when he's off duty. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
The President would also like a hot dog with ketchup | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
and a super-size cola. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
Can I have a stars and stripes party trumpet | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
that unwinds when you blow it, so I can go brrrrrrrr? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:20 | |
-TO TUNE OF STAR-SPANGLED BANNER: -# Oh say can you see | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
# That Lenny's not right | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
# And Sally's a flirt | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
# And Jamie's not a good bellboy. # | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Hello, News of the Globe? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
Have I got a story for you! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Have I? Yes, I have. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
The President... | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
No. THE American President is staying here at Hotel Trubble. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:44 | |
Hotel Trubble. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
T-R-U-B... | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Look, never mind. Just send down your finest paparazzi. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
Hi, Dolly. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
P-p-p-p-p-papara-paparoni. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
Yes, one pepperoni. Hold the anchovies. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
-I'm ordering pizza. -I'm sure you just said paparazzi. -Hang on. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
No, I mean yes, no, I mean Jamie, look, | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
someone's spotted paparazzi out in the garden. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Go and check because we don't want paps taking snaps of the President. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:18 | |
No, we don't. Otherwise it'll be over for Hotel Trubble. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Nice glasses and ear thingy by the way. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
Oh, this. It's nothing. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
'So you want to be a spy. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
'Well, get your cheap plastic tat from cheapplastictat.com. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
'We've got spy glasses and totally safe earpieces. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
'And our prices can't be broken. Unlike our tat. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
'All tat made from recycled toilet seats. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
'Optional silly tie a must.' | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Right, where were we? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
What do you mean, | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
you don't send paps down to a hotel you've never heard of? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
Everyone's heard of Hotel Trubble. Well, at least... | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Around seven people. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
I'm going to have to take a photograph and send it myself then. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
It's just as well I've got this new camera. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Which button actually makes it... | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Oh, can't see. Can't see. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
-What's in the box, ma'am? -Nothing. Just currant buns. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
-Buns, huh? -They're for a guest in room 360. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
That's a lot of buns for one guest. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
He's a big guest. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-Why are you hiding your face? -I'm shy. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
# Well she's so fine, fine, fine | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
# She's so fine. # | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Hi Daisy. Do you like my costume? It's American style. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
-You know, to make the American President feel at home. -It's great. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-Can I have a bun? -No. Put it back. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
They're for a guest. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Oh, room service. Bouncing makes you real thirsty. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
LONG BURP | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
I think I should let you know, I broke the toilet. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
I thought it was a good idea | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
to throw shampoo down there to make bubbles. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-It wasn't. -It must be amazing being president. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
If you have a cool idea, you can just do it | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
and no-one tells you it's stupid. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
It's not easy running the most powerful country in the world. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
-Wanna try some bouncing? -Yeah! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Whoo! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Bounce and tuck. Bounce and tuck. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
-Wehey! -That was a good one! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Whoa! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
Help! Help! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
Somebody help! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
-What's happened? -He's banged his head on the door. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
One minute. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
We should get him to hospital. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Please don't tell the other secret agents. They'll laugh at me. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:47 | |
Just give me a minute. I'll be fine. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-# Gonna fix you good -Gonna fix you good | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
-# Every time you're bad -Every time you're bad... # | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
I'll get him into bed to recover. You keep guard. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
And remember, the President is not here. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
This snap of the President is going to put Hotel Trubble on the map. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
-What's that behind your back? -What? -Dolly, you're hiding something. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:19 | |
-No, I'm not. -Show me your hand. Show me your other hand. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Show me both hands. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Ah! See, I knew you were hiding something. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-That? No, it's a hat. -That's not a hat. It's a camera. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:39 | |
Is it? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
So it is. That's brilliant! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Teddy. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
# Baby let me be | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
# Your lovin' teddy bear | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
# Put a chain around my neck. # | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Gosh! Darn it! All that cola. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Now I'm gonna have to find another bathroom. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
So the President is here but really he isn't here. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
-No, no. -I need to use the little President's room. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Yeah, right, OK. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Oooh! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Ah! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
I think I've got it. The President is not here. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
Oh, hi, Daisy. Wait! I know where I've seen you before. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
You were in that brilliant film on the telly. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
The one about the horrible elephant thief. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
No, I wasn't. And I'm not horrible. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
She... She's not horrible. Maybe she had a good reason. | 0:11:55 | 0:12:00 | |
Maybe the elephant was imprisoned in a lab and she rescued it | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
and tried to hide it in a hotel. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
But the receptionist caught her so she had to put her in a box | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
and post her to Guatemala. Did you think of that? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
No. I wonder how you'd hide an elephant in a hotel anyway. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
You'd need a massive room. Like the one we've got on the third floor. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
Don't think about it. Just forget everything about elephants. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:25 | |
Right. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:26 | |
What are elephants? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
No secret agent? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
No. He had a bit of an accident. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Oh, good. I mean, oh, goodness gracious me. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
Yep. I'm guarding the President now. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
And don't you look the part. Very guard-like. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:55 | |
Actually, can I get a picture? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
-Yes. -Could you just stand there? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
Yeah, there. A little bit further back. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
A bit more. Keep going. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Keep going. A bit more. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
To the left. To the left. A bit more to the left. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
A bit more to the left. To the left. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
OK Mr President, say cheesy peas. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
Mr President? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Hey! You didn't want a picture of me. You wanted one of the President. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
-That's naughty, Dolly. -The President is not here. -That's right. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
The President is not here. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
No, Lenny, the President is not here. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
Brrrr! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
How am I meant to get out of here? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Just... | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Oh! Ah! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Dolly, you were trying to get a photo of the President. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
-You could get the hotel erased forever. -That's not important now. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
-I need to tell you... -Not important! -Jamie, the President is not here. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:16 | |
Well done for remembering, but now is not... | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
-No, the President is not here. -Yes, all right. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
People. I can't find the President's room. I was hijacked. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:27 | |
They tied me up and they put me in another room and when I came to, | 0:14:27 | 0:14:32 | |
I looked around the room... | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Don't worry. The President is safe. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
I personally saw to it. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
While he was busy, lazing round in bed. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
Definitely not cuddling me. You weren't cuddling me. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:49 | |
He better be safe or it's curtains for this hotel. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Can it be those ones that open automatically? They're well cool. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
-I prefer blinds... -French blinds. -Ones where you clap and they open. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
No, no. When I say curtains, I mean... | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
You know, like...curtains. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Never mind. Which way? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
It's room 10. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Hang on. If you're both here, who's guarding the President? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
Jamie, the President is not here. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Yes, good. The President is not here. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
You told us to say the President was not here even though he was here, | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
and now he really isn't here, we're not just saying he isn't here. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
What? We've got to stop the secret agent. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
The President... | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
..is probably having a nice time in his room. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Look over there! Is that Paris Hilton? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:49 | |
-Let me in. -Wait. The handle's a bit stiff. There's a knack to it. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
You need to give it a jiggle and then a quick turn. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
Lenny, give me a hand. | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
There's something on your glasses. Let me get it off for you. Hang on. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:04 | |
-Pretend to be the President. -I can't! -Yes, you can. You have to. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
There we go. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
Get on the bed and cover yourself. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Look, see, here's the President. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
Are you OK Mr President? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
-I sure am fine. -Have you got a sore throat Mr President? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
Your voice sounds higher than normal. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
DEEP VOICE: I sure am fine. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Great, brilliant. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Well, you probably need to get on with your presidenting, so bye-bye. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:38 | |
Great. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Dolly, we need to find the President quickly. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
OK, General, time to do your business. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Hey there, have you come to rescue me? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Mr President? Sir? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
I was meant to fix this door, | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
but I got distracted by a spaceship. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
I looked up in the sky and there it was. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
Oh, hello, it's still up there. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Oh! Silly me! It's a spec on my glasses! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:19 | |
-Now, are you OK? -I'm A-OK. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
I'll leave the General here with you to look after you | 0:17:23 | 0:17:28 | |
while I go and get a tool kit. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Come on, General, up and over. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Hello, puss. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Fancy a staring competition? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Oh, you're good. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
Mr President? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
# One way or another I'm gonna find ya | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
# I'm gonna getcha Getcha, getcha... # | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
Maybe we should look in another room. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Mr President? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
# I'm gonna, getcha, getcha One way or another... # | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
-Oh, hi. I'm looking for the President. -He's not here. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Pardon me. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
# One way or another I'm gonna find ya | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
# I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
# One way or another I'm gonna win ya | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
# I'll getcha, I'll getcha One way or another | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
# I'm gonna see ya | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
# I'm gonna meetcha, meetcha Meetcha, meetcha... # | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Ah, Mrs Poshington. This door is stuck. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Fix it and then help us find the President. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
-But Jamie, Mr President... -Is not going to find himself. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
Yes, but you see, he's... | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
# Can't take my eyes off you. # | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
Hello. Hello. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
'Type in the law you wish to be passed and press return.' | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
Everyone in the world | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
must wear clown noses and wigs. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
-'Law passed.' -Awesome! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
'We're getting reports that the American President | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
'has made some unfathomably nonsensically laws. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
'People everywhere are expected to wear clown noses and wigs, | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
'walk like chickens and do the hokey cokey after every sentence.' | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
It must be Lenny making all these silly laws. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
-We have to stop him. -How are we going to get past the guard? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
Follow me. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
BOTH: Knees bent, arms stretched, raa, raa, raa. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
CHICKEN NOISES | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
# Whoa, hokey-cokey-cokey | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
# Whoa, hokey-cokey-cokey Whoa, hokey-cokey-cokey | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
# Knees bent, arms stretched Raa, raa, raa. # | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
-Still here? -Yes. -Guarding the President. -Yes. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
-Are you sure you've got the right room? -Yes. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
It's the one with the American flags outside. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
Oh, I think I've got something in my eye. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Can you just have a look for me? | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
I think there's something in there like a big piece of grit. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
-No, there's nothing there. -Under the eyelid. -Sh! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
-I reckon it is in there. -No. -It's a big one. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
What about my teeth? I think there's something in my teeth. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
-Can't see anything. -Look closer. -No. There's nothing there. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:33 | |
Thanks for looking anyway. It was really painful. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
-You all right? -Yes. Great. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
Lenny, what have you done? The world is going crazy. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
-I didn't do anything. -'Law passed.' | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Apart from making really stupid laws. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
My laws aren't stupid. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
I just made one saying that all cars must now run on chutney. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:03 | |
-It's environmental. -We need to find the President and cancel your laws. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:07 | |
Mr President? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
What the...?! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
The game is up. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
Howdy. Would you like to come and bounce? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
-You're not the President. -Oh, the President! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
We thought you meant Mr P. Resident. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
Mr Peter Resident. Not the President. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
-We lost the President. -Dolly! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
Jamie, you're forgetting that this man is an experienced professional. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
-There's no need to panic. -You've lost the president?! | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! I'm going to lose my job! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:48 | |
My Mom'll be really mad. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
I won't have money to buy any comics. This is so not fair! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
You were saying? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Anyway, don't worry. I think I've got an idea. Follow me. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
When a politician does something stupid, they go on TV and apologise. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:11 | |
Yes. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
So we need you to go on TV as the President and apologise. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:18 | |
Yeah. No! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
Are you sure this will work? He doesn't even look like the President. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:24 | |
No. But he will. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
He doesn't sound like the President. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
I've been practising. Have I got time for a doughnut? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
No doughnuts. We're about to go live. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
Here, take this. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
I'll tell you what to say through this walkie-talkie, OK? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:45 | |
Yes. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
And we're going live in three, two... | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
Quick! What about the President's suit? | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
And one. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
-I'm, erm... -You are the President of America. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
You are the President of America. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
I'm here today to... | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
Prove I had perfectly good reasons for making those bonkers laws. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
To prove I had perfectly good reasons | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
for making those bonkers laws. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
Hey, some of those laws were brilliant! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
TELEPHONE RINGS | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Hawaii would like to know if the President is fit for duty. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
-Let me do it this time. -No, I've got it. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
FEEDBACK | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
Hello? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
(I'm sorry!) | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
Well, OK. Yes, I am. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:50 | |
And not only that, but you see, because... | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
Anything that's worth having is sure enough worth fighting for. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
Quitting's out of the question. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
When it gets tough, gotta fight some more. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, for this love. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:11 | |
We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this love. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:16 | |
We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this love. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
Oh, the cheek! That President's nicked my song. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Still, he's got a better voice than I have. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
He's through to the next round. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
If it's worth having, it's worth fighting for. Thank you. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:32 | |
And we're off air. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
Lenny, you did it! I don't know how, but you did it! Everyone's happy. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:42 | |
-HELICOPTER WHIRS -For now. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! oh, no! The President is still missing. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:50 | |
I'm so going to lose my job. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
And Hotel Trubble is finished. Finished, I tell ya! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
Hello everyone. Have you met the President? | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
There, there. Pressie's here. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Hey, you guys, I really love your hotel. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
Me and Mrs Posh have been having a whole lot of fun. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
Yes. He got locked in the toilet but I got him out. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
Did we miss anything? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
Mr President, sir, I think that somehow we - well, Lenny - | 0:25:17 | 0:25:22 | |
managed to make a few little tiny laws by mistake | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
and now people are walking like chickens and wearing clown wigs. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:30 | |
They were happy because they liked the speech, | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
but in a minute they'll realise they also have to walk like chickens | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
-and it'll be a disaster again. -Don't worry. I do that all the time. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
Which is why my scientists have invented this special rewind button. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:45 | |
# When you can't find the music To get down and boogie | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
# All you can do is step back in time | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
# Ball of confusion When nothing is new | 0:25:57 | 0:26:01 | |
# And there's nothing doin' Step back in time. # | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
OK. That's that. All wiped out. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Hey, Lenny, some of those laws looked real cool. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
I'll have a think about keeping some of them. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
Your helicopter is waiting, sir. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
Bye. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:19 | |
ALL: BYE. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
Well, after all that, we didn't get erased | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
and everything is back to normal. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Have they gone? Yes! I'm safe! | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
To work in reception until Sally gets back. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
How long is she away for? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Not long. I'm sure she'll be back very soon. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Good. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:43 | |
Because Lenny misses her. Don't you, Lenny? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
-Do I? -Very much. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
So are you all clear on your duties? | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
-What are my duties again? -Can you file your nails and ignore people? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
-And you have to be rude. -Shut up! I'm doin' my nails. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
That all seems to be in order. It's like Sally's still here! | 0:27:01 | 0:27:06 | |
One more thing. Usually at this point in the episode, | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
the phone rings and we need you to answer with, "Hello, Hotel Trubble." | 0:27:09 | 0:27:13 | |
-Got ya. -But before that, why is there an elephant in room 360? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:19 | |
-You get used to her. -That's just Mrs P. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
I heard it this morning. I was outside dusting. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
Oh, yes. Are you a bit overtired, Mrs P? | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
TELEPHONE RINGS | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
Hello? Hello? Hello? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
Hello? | 0:27:43 | 0:27:44 | |
Hello, Hotel Trubble. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
# It's the pits And we know we're stuck | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
# But we love it | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
# So the hotel survives Trubble, Trubble | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
# Keep the hotel alive. # | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 |