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GENTLE MUSIC

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This pencil tastes like monkeys.

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SNORES

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DISCORDANT MUSIC

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'That's me - Rufus Hound.

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'I'm a television presenter...

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'and every day I save the world.'

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Ah!

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See him? Well, this ugly dipstick is the evil Dr Muhaha...

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It's pronounced "Muhahaha".

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...and his geeky sidekick, Steve.

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Shall I?

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Every day he comes up with some new plan to conquer us,

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and every day I stop him.

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What? Someone's got to do it. And that's not the half of it.

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If at the end of the day I have beaten him, well,

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he just hits rewind, and the whole day goes back to the beginning.

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FAST REWIND

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GENTLE MUSIC

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-DISCORDANT MUSIC

-Not again!

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Whoa!

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'Right, off to my first day at work...

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'again!'

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So, you think I'd know exactly what's going to happen.

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Morning!

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Unfortunately, it's not always that simple,

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because Dr Mu's always coming up with a new plan.

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Luckily, whatever world I'm in, these two always turn up to help.

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The only thing is, I never know what they're going to look like.

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Last but by no means least is this good-looking chap.

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That's me, from years ahead in the future.

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Future Rufus likes to think he's helping,

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but sometimes I'm not so sure it's not his fault I'm in this mess.

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So that's it, in a nutshell.

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You never know, maybe one day I'll wake up and it'll be tomorrow.

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BIRD CAWS

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Or at the very least, I'll remember about that bird.

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OINKING

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Everybody relax - I'm here.

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Oh, it's the new guy! Hi there, I'm Gill.

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Hiya, I'm Barry.

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That's odd - have I met you before?

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No, we've not been formally introduced,

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but I did once break wind in a lift you were standing in.

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Well, come on, then, we haven't got all day.

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'Initiating ejection sequence, over.

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'Commencing rear valve expulsion.'

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-DIRECTOR:

-'30 seconds to show time.'

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-So this experiment?

-HE BURPS

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It's really exciting, actually. It's called a reverser ray.

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-It turns things into their opposite...

-BURP!

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..so turns black white or hard things into soft.

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You see that? That was a man-eating shark.

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No way! Really?

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Here's something we did earlier.

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We used the reverser ray on these school dinners,

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and it turned them into sweets.

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Unfortunately they still tasted horrible,

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but we're going to try the experiment again today.

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-Now, the thing to remember is... DIRECTOR:

-'Ten seconds.'

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Oh, don't worry! You'll work it out.

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But what if I...?

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You'll be fine. Nothing will go wrong.

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-DIRECTOR:

-'And in five...'

-HE BURPS

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-'..four...three...'

-Eugh!

-Go!

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-Oh!

-DIRECTOR:

-On air.

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Hello, and welcome to FunLab.

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The show that puts the fizz into physics...

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The mystery into chemistry...

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And the "Oh, gee" into biology.

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And kicking off today's experiment is brand-new presenter Rory Hound.

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Yeah, thanks...Jenny!

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Rufus Hound here...

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'And just as I'm getting going,

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'my meddling future self turns up to ruin my day.'

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All you have to do is press the button here on the front and...

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Wah!

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Rudolf?

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'Sorry, we have a technical hitch. FunLab will resume shortly.'

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You see, Steve,

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I'm such an evil genius, I sometimes surprise even myself.

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I mean, I'm bringing their entire planet to its knees

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and I'm not even sweating.

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See how they cower before my might,

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but what they don't know is the worst is yet to come.

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I said, "See how they cower."

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-Steve.

-What?

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Will you come and look at them cowering, please?

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Oh, yeah, very good(!)

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What's wrong now? Steve, you're so negative.

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You take the fun out of everything.

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It stinks here.

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It sti...?

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Of course it stinks. The entire planet is made from rubbish.

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What do you expect it to smell of?

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-I'm just saying...

-Be quiet.

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Or I'll have you smeared in jam and custard

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and served up as trifle to the Zulterian nose gypsies, yes.

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-Actually, they don't like custard.

-Pardon?

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The Zulterian nose gypsies? They're lactose intolerant?

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Keith!

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'So now I'm off to meet my future self,

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'so he can send me on some harebrained mission.'

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Looking good!

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Why do you do this?

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-I enjoy it.

-I don't.

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You will, one day. I know that for a fact.

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Look, just cos you're me from the future, doesn't...

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-Yeah, yeah, look, take these.

-A handful of sweets?

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These aren't just normal sweets, Rufus,

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-so be sure to use them wisely.

-How?

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A-hem!

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Be thoughtful and dear, and the purpose is clear.

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A-hem!

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What are you...

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even going on about?

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You'll work it out.

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You really enjoy this, don't you?

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Yeah.

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DR MU: Here he is.

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Yes, Dr Mu.

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The robotic equivalent of blancmange,

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by which I mean, he's useless and no-one likes him.

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That's very unkind, Dr Mu.

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You may be an evil genius, but some of us have feelings.

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Besides, my therapist told me that I...

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Now, Keith.

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I've got something for you.

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Really? What are you doing, Dr Mu?

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Ooh, you're tinkering with my back, ooh!

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It's an evil upgrade from my evil robot lab.

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But why, Dr Mu?

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-Well, there's no point you having all these

-evil

-weapons

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-if you haven't got the

-evil

-guts to use them.

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-There. It's currently installing.

-Ooh! Ooh!

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I think it's working.

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-(IN LOWER VOICE)

-Exterminate!

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Well!

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Yes, not very original, but, well, it's a start.

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Now, I've installed a voice-activated transporter,

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which means you appear whenever we call your name three times.

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Exterminate!

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-Oh, do stop that.

-Yes, master.

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Oh, for heaven's sake, have you heard me call your name three times?

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-No, master.

-Well, get lost, then.

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-Right. Kill, kill, I'm going to go and kill things.

-Agh!

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I think he's getting the knack of this evil thing.

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You stand right where you are, dude.

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Tell us your name, yeah.

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Rufus Hound of Planet Earth at your...disposal!

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So you're, like, not one of them guards, then.

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No.

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Safe.

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Then I'm Buck, and this is Gelina of da resistance movement.

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The resistance movement where? Planet Stink?

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You're on Flotsam, a junk asteroid, a planet made from anything

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that's been thrown away anywhere in the multiverse.

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So what's Dr Mu's ship doing

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hanging round a planet that's made entirely of junk?

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He came here to extract the grot particle, innit?

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The what particle innit?

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The grot particle.

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A microscopic subatomic matter responsible for bad smells.

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He extracted it from the rubbish mines here

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and now he's beaming it straight back down to Earth.

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Not only is it polluting the atmosphere there,

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but it's like a virus, yeah.

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It gets inside human beings and spreads,

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making their breath unbelievably bad, you get me?

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That's where I've smelt this smell before -

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Barry's breath this morning.

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Know what I mean? If he succeeds, yeah,

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then everyone on Earth will have bad breath.

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Like a planet populated with people

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who have only eaten Brussels sprouts.

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Yeah, but that's not the worst of it, though.

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Once it reaches toxic levels there's nothing for it.

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The smell is going to be so bad

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the whole Earth is going to have to be evacuated.

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So how long do we have till that happens?

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He activated the ray about four hours ago,

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so that means we got, like...

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Yeah, hold on.

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Yeah, hold on, bruv, 17 minutes and 41 seconds to stop him.

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Well, what are we doing hanging round here?

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Let's go and save Planet Earth. Again.

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Easier said than done, bruv.

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Britain stinks!

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That's the latest from officials who claim the eggy breath phenomenon

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is spreading faster and more widely than previously anticipated.

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Baffled scientists describe the smell as

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"a cross between rotten eggs and a public toilet on a hot day".

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And they said it couldn't be done.

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Who did?

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Actually, you did, Steve.

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Well, your plans do have a habit of going wrong.

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I always knew my bad breath ray would work.

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All I needed was enough grot

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to charge the ray to saturate the Earth's atmosphere,

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and that is what I have here.

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Takes a bajillion tons of rubbish just to create one drop,

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and now I have enough to ensure

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that no human will ever be able to speak to each other face to face

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ever again.

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Yes.

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Society will fall apart, and they will beg me to lead them.

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Or they could just eat mints or use mouthwash.

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Grot is more powerful than mints or mouthwash.

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Whatever. When can we go home? It stinks.

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Be patient, Steve.

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The ray's only been on for four hours.

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It has yet to reach toxic levels.

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So by my calculations that's another 16 minutes and 23 seconds.

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Hm, exactly.

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Here you are, my beauty.

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Identify yourself.

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Er, robot guards...think.

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You confuse them, makes them short-circuit their brains.

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This always works.

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Good day, stout yeoman! My name is Dr Muhahaha.

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Ha.

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No, it's not.

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What's not?

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You're not Dr Muhahahaha.

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I never said I was.

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-Yes, you did.

-Did what?

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You said you were Dr Muhahahahaha.

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I am, and so are they.

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You know what I think?

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No.

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I think you're trying to confuse us.

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To make us short-circuit.

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Who? Me? No!

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Well, it's not going to work.

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Oh, dear.

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Recycle.

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Recycle. Recycle.

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-Hold me.

-This ain't no time for no cuddles.

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Recycle. Recycle.

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Just hold me.

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ALARM BLARES

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Steve, get down to the surface and find out what's happening.

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There seems to be a problem.

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But it really smells.

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Just do it.

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And Steve? I'm going for a nap.

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Being an evil genius is very tiring.

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Nice one, fridge face, you let them get away.

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Well, I'm not taking the blame for it, not this time.

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Hello.

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What seems to be the problem here?

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Another intruder.

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No, no, I'm not an intruder. I work for Dr Muhahaha.

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Oh, nice one, nice one. You think I'm going to fall for that again?

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You think it's so easy to make a robot short-circuit, don't you?

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What are you talking about?

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Get her!

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No...no, no!

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No, no, no, no...no, no... Agh!

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Mu's headquarters, yeah?

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We gotta find the grot particle.

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Then we stand a good chance of stoppin' him.

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We should be out in five minutes.

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-What does this thing look like?

-Ah!

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That didn't sound like a good "Ah".

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-Well, this is the problem.

-We don't know, bruv.

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-Right. Phone a friend?

-What?

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It's an Earth thing. Never mind.

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Right.

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I'm not joking.

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I am actually your boss.

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So, you let me go right now,

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we'll forget about this whole silly thing.

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I'm not laughing.

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-You'll be sorry for that.

-THEY LAUGH

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I mean it.

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Oh, no, we haven't got long. Look!

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The ray's almost reached toxic levels.

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The Earth is going to be uninhabitable.

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Think. If you were Mu, where would you put it?

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That's it.

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The grot particle. It must be there. Rufus, respect! You found it.

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Wicked! Let's destroy it and get out of here.

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Exterminate!

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-Exterminate!

-It's all right, it's only Keith.

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Rufus Hound and dissidents of Planet Flotsam.

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-What did they do to you?

-Prepare to be terminated.

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-In ten...nine...

-It's not working.

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Eight...

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This is your last chance to let me go and say sorry.

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You asked for it. Keith, Keith, Keith.

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Five...four...

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-Three...two...

-It's been nice knowing you, yeah?

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One.

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You called my name three times. How can I help?

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Look what you did.

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Do you think you might have gone over the top?

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CAT MIAOWS

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Negative.

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Don't know how I feel about this new Keith, if I'm honest.

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D'you think he's comin' back?

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Who cares? Let's destroy this thing and get out.

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But it's not as simple as that, though.

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It's never as simple as that, though.

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All right. I'm listening. Why?

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The ray's been targeted at Earth

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for over four hours now, yeah?

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The process is already nearly complete.

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What we need to do, yeah,

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is figure out a way to reverse the whole process, innit!

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Well, all right. Well, let's think of something.

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I know!

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What about if everyone just stopped breathing?

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Yeah, don't think that's really a long-term solution.

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We gotta keep thinking, yeah, and quick.

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Eugh! This is horrible.

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I'm getting cold chicken, lumpy gravy, really horrible mash.

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Sounds like some dirty school dinner.

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Innit!

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'It turns things into their opposite.'

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School dinner! That's how we defeat Dr Mu.

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Buck, you're a genius! Wait here.

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I'll be back.

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There. I've reversed the upgrade.

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I preferred you before. You were a lot less dangerous.

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I want to teach the world to sing, Steve.

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But don't let Dr Muhahaha know, though.

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Mu's got all the grot he needs now. This plan might actually work.

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Yup, yup, yup, yup, no.

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SHE LAUGHS

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He's strutting around like a hero, we're stuck in here.

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-He knows what he's doin'.

-We are the resistance. We should resist.

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There's gotta be something we can do. Come on.

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Check it. Check it out.

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-Oh, Rowan, I thought you were...

-Gill, where's the ray?

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-SHE BURPS

-The reverser ray.

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-TV:

-'The planet is now officially on a state of alert.

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'Sources close to the Prime Minister, but not too close, say

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'that if the eggy breath continues to worsen,

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'it is only a matter of time

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'until the total collapse of world order.'

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-Check it out, dude.

-That is, like, well ring.

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I'll take that.

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Oh, impressive, isn't it?

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You don't scare us, dude.

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I will do.

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Where is Rufus Hound?

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You expect us to talk, Dr Muhaha-hoo-doo?

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No, I expect you to cry...

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as I unleash my evil torture machine on you.

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HE LAUGHS

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Keith! Keith! Keith!

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Where is he?

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Keith! Keith! Keith!

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Keith! Keith! Keith!

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Well, Steve, no-one ever listens to a word I say.

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I just feel under-appreciated.

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Like he doesn't really get me.

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You know?

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It's like with Dr Mu, he interrupts everything I say.

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It's like I start speaking, and then he...

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-Definitely, he definitely does.

-Oh, OK.

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Must be heading back. His Highness will be wanting his supper.

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OK, Steve, never mind what I was saying. What's the point?

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So, let me get this straight.

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You've been travelling through dimensions

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fighting battles with a megalomaniac who plans

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-to conquer us by making everybody's breath smell.

-In a nutshell.

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-What do you want me to do?

-Listen very carefully.

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Keith! Keith! Keith!

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Ah!

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Mm, I know.

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There you are.

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I've been calling and calling.

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Didn't you hear me?

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No, sorry, Dr Mu.

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Never mind. Begin the evil torture

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with your evil laser wheel.

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-Ah, right. Slight problem there.

-What?

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Well, where are the lasers?

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I spent a fortune on the lasers.

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I wanted you to take her toes off one by one. Now what?

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This is much more evil, Dr Mu. It's a "Tickle 2000".

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-Really?

-Yeah.

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All right, well, I suppose you'd better

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take her shoes off one by one.

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Righto. And, er...this might... hurt a tiny bit.

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-And it's going to be...

-GELINA: Yo, get off me, dude.

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No, stop it! No, stop! SHE LAUGHS

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How delicious!

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Well done, Keith!

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Gill, you've got to send it through to me in exactly...

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GILL: Five minutes.

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Five minutes.

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-Wow! We're going to save the world, eh?

-Yeah.

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We are, hopefully.

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It's a bit weird, isn't it?

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It's done, it's done.

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All sorted. Dr Mu is not coming back from...

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He's behind me.

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Hound.

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I wondered when you'd turn up.

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Go on, Keith, get him.

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-All right, Dr Mu.

-HE GROWLS

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Well, come on. Laser him, or nuke him or something.

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-Oh, yeah, OK.

-GROWLS LOWER

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What are you doing?

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I was going to give him a really hard stare, Dr Mu.

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I'll have serious words with that evil robot lab.

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There's a portal, so I'll just...

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After him!

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# Working in the trash, man Digging out the grot

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# Down in the dumps Wondering where it's going to stop

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# Load it into weapons Fire it at mankind

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# Watch 'em start to stink Just like old cheese rind

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# Bad breath Nobody can talk face to face

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# Bad breath Down fell the whole human race

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# Muhahaha! Muhahaha-hahaha!

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# Muhahaha! #

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-You couldn't do as you were told, could you?

-Me?

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You gotta follow orders,

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or things are going to come crashing down on top of you.

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Oh! Er!

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That's really going to hurt. Sorry!

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EVIL LAUGHING

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You are too late, Rufus Hound.

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I've already brought your pathetic little planet to its knees

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using my evil breath ray,

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and in just 30 seconds,

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my evil breath ray will finally reach toxic levels...

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HE LAUGHS

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..making your pathetic little planet uninhabitable,

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and Earth will be mine.

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So then you'll be the ruler of a really stinky planet.

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Well done(!) Cool(!)

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You may mock.

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May we, though! Right, you wearing your grandma's brooch!

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-THEY LAUGH

-You got skin where your hair should be!

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Silence, fools!

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Hound, I'm glad you're here to witness the demise

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of your pathetic little planet.

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Steve, let the show commence.

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EVIL LAUGHING

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Earth is mine at last.

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I am a genius, I thank you.

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You're an idiot and you're welcome.

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Trying to go somewhere?

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No, I'm just expecting a delivery, which should be coming any minute...

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..now.

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Everyone breathe in.

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I can't believe this worked.

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What on Earth are you doing now?

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This? Oh, it's just a simple reverser ray,

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turns everything into its opposite,

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so by firing at your grot particle, what was grot is now...

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..not.

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What?

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Looks like I win again, Muhahahaha-h-hee-hee-h-hoo-hoo!

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No, his name's Dr Muhaha... Oh, you probably knew that.

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Never mind.

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Hound?

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Go on, then, hit your big red button.

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It was nice meeting you, guys.

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I'll get you for this.

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Until the next time.

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'Britain stinks!'

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See how they cower.

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Keith! Keith! Keith!

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BURPS

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Be thoughtful and dear.

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Identify yourself.

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Everybody relax - I'm here.

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Ah, well. I'm definitely going to beat him tomorrow.

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Or is that today?

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# Working in the trash, man Digging out the grot

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# Down in the dumps Wondering where it's gonna stop

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# Load it into weapons Fire it at mankind

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# Watch 'em start to stink Just like old cheese rind

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# Bad breath

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-# Nobody can talk face to face... #

-EVIL LAUGH

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