Llandeilo Jac Russell
Similar Content
Browse content similar to Llandeilo. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!
Transcript
| Line | From | To | |
|---|---|---|---|
-888 | 0:00:00 | 0:00:00 | |
-# Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
-# A friend of yours -and a friend of mine | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
-# Jac. Jac. A good little boy | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
-# The name's Jac Russell # | 0:00:13 | 0:00:14 | |
-So, looking after Jac this weekend -is your responsibility. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
-Huh! They call that homework? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
-When I was your age... | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
-Yeah, yeah, very interesting. -It's not easy looking after Jac. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
-He has a lot of bad habits. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
-He makes a mess everywhere he goes. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-We'll sort him out. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
-HE BURPS | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
-That tinned food makes me burp. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
-Is there something tastier -in the fridge? A steak maybe. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
-Oh! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
-HE BREAKS WIND | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
-Chew on that. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
-Jac, you're a bad dog. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
-Ah! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
-Ah! - -You never listen. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
-Do you want another go? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
-Jac, you're a bad dog. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
-Jac, you're a bad dog. - -You never listen. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
-Always misbehaving. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
-Always misbehaving. - -Oh, thank you. I agree. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
-But I am cute. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
-I am. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
-I'm the world's cutest dog. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
-Cue music. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
-# Who's the cutest dog in the world? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-# Jac Russell, Jac Russell | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
-# A ball of fluff... # | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
-He mimes, too. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
-Hey, even the best mime. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
-Bow-once, Kylie Min-dog-ue -and David Bow-bow-bowie. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
-HE BURPS | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
-I don't think you're as cute -as you think. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
-Remember on the way home -from school? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
-There was nothing wrong with that. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
-The flashback hasn't finished yet. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
-Ow! Ow, ow, ow! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
-HE WEES | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
-That's better. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
-# We're off to see the Wiz'ard, -the wonderful Wiz'ard of Oz # | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
-I had to go. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
-On the way back in the car... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
-Well, Miss Huws is still upset. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
-HE BREAKS WIND | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
-That was funny. -Her glasses steamed up. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
-Ha-ha! We've sorted that out. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
-I'm off to dig a hole in the garden. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-Help! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
-Hello. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
-Shoulders back. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
-Feet together | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
-Well done, well done. -Mouths open, chocolate drop. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
-HE SNIFFS | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
-Where's the dog? -I can definitely smell the dog. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
-Who are you? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
-Who are you? - -I'm... Shoulders back, please. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
-Thank you. -I am Barbara the dog trainer. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
-Where's the dog? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
-Digging a hole. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
-Digging a hole. - -Digging a hole? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
-Follow me. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-Ah, yes. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
-I can see your problem. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-This dog has had too much -of his own road. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
-Own road? | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
-Own way. Not road. Own way. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
-Are you their grandmother? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-You look just like Anneka. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
-You're a little hairier but don't -worry, your time will come. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
-I'm Barbara the dog trainer. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:20 | |
-I'm here to make you obedient -and docile, you bitch. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
-Hey, less of the bitch. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
-The last time I raised my leg, -I was most definitely a dog. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
-A large one. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
-Right. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
-The first lesson. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
-To get Jac to follow my heel. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
-Heel, Jac. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
-Watch out for the hole. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-I'm sorry, kids, -but I don't think it's funny. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
-What's this? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
-What's this? - -A flip-flop. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
-It's not too bad to be honest. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
-I had a wellington starter -but it was a bit tough. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
-Just like rubber. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
-I've never heard such nonsense -in my entire life. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:16 | |
-Flip-flops. They're very popular -during the summer. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
-I bought a pair last year but the -shopkeeper gave me two left feet. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
-They weren't flip-flops - -they were flip-flips. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
-Or flop-flops. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-Out with those messy things. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
-We've done that joke before. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
-I enjoyed it so much, -we did it again. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
-Right, children. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
-I'm going to ask you -a few questions. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
-Oh, look! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
-The button's right down there. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
-Right... Right, children. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
-I'm going to ask you -a few questions. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-Right, great, I love quizzes. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
-OK then. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
-Does the dog sleep in its basket -or on the sofa? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-Sofa. Easy - next. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
-What does the dog eat? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
-BUZZER | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
-Food. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
-What's the prize for this quiz? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
-Does the dog have enough exercise? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
-Yes. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
-Oh, yeah. Every Monday night -I go to... to... loga. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
-I might, you never know. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
-Yoga! Every... | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
-Oh, no, come on then. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
-On Monday nights, I go to yoga. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
-On Tuesday night, I go to Pilates. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-On Fridays, -I do this thing with the big ball. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
-I'm not doing too well. -It's too big for my mouth. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
-Ah! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
-Right. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
-Children, shoulders back, sit up. -OK, right. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
-When you call the dog, does he -a) come to you right away... | 0:07:18 | 0:07:23 | |
-..b) come to you after a while -or c) not come to you at all? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
-BUZZER | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
-Can I phone a friend? Thank you. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
-It's upside-down! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
-Hello? Carwyn? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
-Wassup?! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-I was just phoning to see -what you were doing next week. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
-Fancy going out for a coffee? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
-Great. Cheers, ta-ra. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
-What was the question? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
-Does he a) come to you right away... | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-..b) come to you after a while -or c) not come to you at all? | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
-BUZZER | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
-I remember. It's d). | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
-I remember. It's d). - -Are you going to play the fool... | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
-..for the rest of your life? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
-..for the rest of your life? - -Sounds good to me. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
-Let me show you a dog -I've trained in the past. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:20 | |
-Whistle. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
-Ah, ah, ah. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:28 | |
-Here's an example of a dog -that's lost all control. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
-Super-dooper-pooper-scooper. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
-This is Ffi-Ffi. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
-Ffi-Ffi, show Jac -and the Davies family... | 0:08:41 | 0:08:46 | |
-..what you can do. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
-Shake paws. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
-Turn around. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-Beg. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
-Arabesque. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
-Jac! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
-Jac! - -Aargh! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
-Yeah. I'll do anything -to be with Ffi-Ffi. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
-Anything? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
-Anything within reason. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
-HE SNIFFS | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
-Oh-hoh! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
-Right. The first lesson. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
-How to behave -when the postman visits the house. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
-Oscar, please? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
-Woof, woof! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
-Jac! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
-Jac, Jac, Jac, no! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
-No. Sorry. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
-I'm out of practice. -I'll be a lot worse next time. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
-Hey, Oscar, you deserve an Oscar -for that performance. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:44 | |
-Oscar! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
-Ffi-Ffi, show Jac -how it's meant to be done. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
-Oscar, once again, postman. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
-Bonjour. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
-Monsieur la poste. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
-Pour moi? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
-Merci beaucoup. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
-Au revoir. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
-Wonderful. Thank you, Ffi-Ffi. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
-Now then, Jac. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
-Another go, I think. Oscar? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
-Rargh... | 0:11:19 | 0:11:20 | |
-Rargh-rar... No, no. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
-Oh, yeah. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
-Good morning, the weather is fine. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
-Thanks for bringing the post. -Would you like a cuppa? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
-Oh, much better. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
-Much better, Jac. -What do you think, Ffi-Ffi? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
-Tres bon, Jac, oui oui. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
-Upstairs and to the right -for the toilet. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
-SHE LAUGHS | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
-Yagga-zagga-vous. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
-Woof-woof-woof! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
-I've spoiled everything. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
-I was doing so well with Ffi-Ffi. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
-Woe is me, what will I do? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
-SAD MUSIC | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
-Everyone, meeting. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
-As you can see... | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
-..I've set out an obstacle course. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
-This is what they do -in proper competitions. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
-First, I'll ask Ffi-Ffi darling... | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
-..to complete the course -to show us how it's done. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
-Ffi-Ffi, darling, after three. -One, two, three, whistle. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
-Bravo. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
-Excellent, superb -and other words I never use. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:43 | |
-Jac. Jac, it's your turn, please. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
-After three. -One, two, three, whistle. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
-Whoo! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
-Excellent, excellent. -Chocolate drop. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
-A big one for you. Marvellous. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
-Do you see? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
-There's a good dog inside -even the naughtiest little dog. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
-Kiss for Barbara, kiss for Barbara. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
-No way. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
-No kiss for Barbara. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
-FFI-FFI BREAKS WIND | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
-That felt good. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
-Ffi-Ffi? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
-Ffi-Ffi? - -Jac? Jac? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
-You're not speaking French. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
-And you're breaking wind. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
-Did you hear that? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
-I think everyone heard it. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
-I didn't think a dog... -a bitch like you behaved like that? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:55 | |
-You're so perfect. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
-I'm not perfect. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
-People think I am because of all -those tricks and the silly accent. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
-I've had enough of trying to be... | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
-Can I stop you there? -This is very dramatic. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
-Can we have some dramatic music? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
-I've had enough of trying to be... | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
-I've had enough of trying to be... - -Wait. I can't hear you. Pardon? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
-I've had enough of trying to be... | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
-Hold on a minute. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
-Hey, turn it down, you wombat. -I've got a chance with this one. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
-Yeah, right. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
-I've had enough of trying to be -something I'm not. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
-You've helped me realize that, Jac. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
-Yes, I break wind and I scratch. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
-I chew shoes, -oh, I love chewing shoes! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
-I dribble, oh, how I dribble! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
-Are you disappointed? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
-Disappointed? -No, I like you even more. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
-Would you like to go on a date? -This afternoon, maybe? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
-I thought you'd never ask. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
-Right after my song, OK? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
-You have a song? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
-Just a little song. -Really catchy. Brilliant. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
-Cue music. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
-# Who's the cutest dog in the world? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
-# Jac Russell, Jac Russell | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
-# A ball of fluff that's always fun | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
-# Jac Russell, Jac Russell | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
-# Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
-# A friend of yours -and a friend of mine | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
-# Jac. Jac. A good little boy | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
-# The name's Jac Russell, -tra-la-la-la # | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
-It's a single. It's my single. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
-Single! | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
-A single of me. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
-Me! Ffi-Ffi. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
-Jac Russell. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
-You see, Yellow Teddy, -you have to be true to yourself. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
-Be honest with one another. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
-That's what happened to Ffi-Ffi -and me. We love each other. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
-PHONE | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
-That's her. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
-Hello. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:13 | |
-The light of my life. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
-My squiggly-wiggly fluffy bumpkin. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
-What? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:21 | |
-No. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:23 | |
-I understand. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
-What? Yes, she's finished with me. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
-Well, I was going to finish -with her anyway. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
-She's such a fraud, a fake. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
-S4C Subtitles by Simian 04 Cyf. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
-. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:41 |