Underwater Whizzway Kerwhizz

# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

# Answer the questions and get them right

# You'll have a Pod that's out of sight

# Take your racers round the track Use those Mods to get you back

# In Kerwhizz The quiz with added whizz

# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

# Kerwhizz The quiz with added whizz

# It's the bizz You'll never want to miss

# Hey!

# In Kerwhizz, cos that's where it is

# Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz. #

Hi, Kerwhizz kids.

ALL: Hi, Kerwhizzitor!

Hi there. I'm Kerwhizzitor.

You're quiz controller on this rock'n'roller-coaster of a show.

And I have some cunning questions for our six "ker-razy" contestants!

Are you ready to meet them?

All: Yes!

Who will you be rooting for, when our contestants hit the floor?

Please welcome them all.

Ninki and Pip!

# I'm Ninki, I thinkie that I'm the best

# With my hot pooch Pip we'll beat the rest. #

Twist and Snout!

-# I'm Twist

-I'm Snout

# We're cool, we're neat With skill

# And sprouts

# We're the team to beat. #

Kit and Kaboodle!

-# I'm brainy

-I'm zany

BOTH: # We're Kit and Kaboodle.

# I'll electrify you

# I'll use my noodle! #

CHEERING

Our teams are as ready as they can be,

but let's hope they won't all feel at sea!

-Is that a raceworld clue?

-It might be, Kaboodle.

Keep listening really hard.

-Arr!

-Yeah, Pip. We'll listen hard too!

If we get the most questions right,

we'll get the best Pod Mod for the race!

Don't forget the mystery Mod. Don't forget the mystery Mod.

Snout, I've got a cool plan to get the questions right.

Oh, no!

Teams, answer the questions and get them right,

and you'll have a Pod that's out of sight!

So, let's play...

ALL: Kerwhizz!

Yellow, that's the plan. We always go for yellow.

We're bound to be right some of the time!

Uh-oh!

It's Round One. Don't forget to join in if you know the answer.

There's a creature who travels the world, under and over water.

Do you know who?

CHILDREN: Natterjack!

That's right. Natterjack's taken time to draw this fabulous fish,

but he's only showing us one half.

Where, my clever Kerwhizz Kids, is the other half?

Is it here - the green box,

here, the yellow,

here, in the blue box,

or here, in the red?

Which bit fits Natterjack's fish?

Start the Kerwhizzical Clock.

ALARM RINGS

Time's up, teams. What's your answer?

-Team Ninki says...

-Blue!

-Team Twist...

-Yellow.

-Team Kit...

-Red.

What do you think, my clever Kerwhizz Kids?

Twist and Ninki said yellow and blue.

No points in this round for you.

Oh, so close.

The fish was the one in the space coloured red.

-Wah-hoo!

-There's something fishy about these Kerquestions.

-OK, teams,

we're swimming onto Natterjack Kerquestion Two.

Natterjack's a terrific underwater explorer.

He's looking at a strange fish that's shaped just like this.

Which of these fishes matches Natterjack's?

Is it this, the red,

this, the yellow,

this, the green,

or this, the blue?

Can you see from the shape, Kerwhizz Kids?

Start the Kerwhizzical Clock.

ALARM RINGS

That's all the time you have. Team Ninki,

-what's your answer?

-Red.

-Team Kit?

-Er, green.

-Team Twist?

-Definitely yellow.

Who has the correct answer? Do you think you know?

The fish that Natterjack wished for was red.

-Well done, Ninki.

-CHEERING

-Oh, we're good, Pip!

-Rrrr!

So, let's have a look at that leader board.

Team Kit and Team Ninki have one point each.

Kerwhizzitor, what Mods have you got for our Pods today?

CHILDREN: Pod Mod! Pod Mod!

Teams, the Mods you could win for your Pods today are...

a rusty old anchor on a very long chain...

CHILDREN: Eugh!

..a plug that is used for plugging a drain...

CHILDREN: Eugh!

..and fish food!

CHILDREN: Eugh!

Some strange Mods you may think,

but will they help our contestants swim...or sink?

LAUGHTER

-Aha! Big clues for today's raceworld.

-Hmm!

Rrrr!

Boom!

Who's got the pong that's terribly strong?

CHILDREN: King Pong!

This is our chance to win the extra-special Mod, Snout.

ALL: The Mystery Mod!

Now, Pip, Snout, Kaboodle, this round's for you.

Our hide-and-seeking skunk's a floaty boater today,

but he can't decide which boat he likes the most.

Watch him very carefully, cos he'll be popping from boat to boat fast,

but, Kerwhizz Kids, which will be the boat he hides in last?

-Let's play...

-ALL: Hunt The Skunk.

Time's up.

Pip, which boat did you choose?

-Rrrr!

-Kaboodle?

-G-reen!

-And Snout?

-Well, I'm sure it wasn't...

-Yellow.

-He said yellow.

-Did I?

I'm afraid it's not yellow. I'll have to come clean.

King Pong last hid in the boat that was green.

Kaboodle, you won today's special Mystery Mod!

-Yay!

-Yes! We're in first place and we've got the Mystery Mod.

And they still haven't guessed the raceworld.

The Mystery Mod could help you win the race,

but it could put you into last place.

Do you want it in today's raceworld?

We do, we do, we do!

CHANTING: Team Kit! Team Kit!

Now, do you want a sneaky peek at today's Mystery Mod?

It's a muncher fish, a strange-looking creature,

it's always, always hungry.

Don't let it eat you! Crunch, crunch!

LAUGHTER

Here's someone else who's always hungry. It's...

ALL: Herbert!

Herbert's the dizziest dinosaur.

He has some sunken treasure in his chest.

Look inside. There's a banana, a strawberry,

a pineapple and an orange.

Remember, a banana, a strawberry, a pineapple and an orange.

-That's not treasure.

-Well, it's treasure to him, Kit.

Aha! You've hidden some of your sunken treasure away,

but which piece?

Is it red, the cherry,

green, the smelly sock,

blue, the pineapple,

or yellow, the coconut?

What's Herbert hidden away?

What do you think, Kerwhizz Kids? Start the clock.

ALARM RINGS

Time's up.

Teams, what did you choose?

It's got to be blue - the pineapple.

I'm going for the pineapple too.

We think it's also the...

-Coconut, yellow.

-Oh-h!

LAUGHTER

What do you think? Herbert, show us your hidden treasure.

-If you chose blue, you're on song.

-CHEERING

-If you chose yellow, you're on...

-NEGATIVE BUZZER

Yay!

Temporary glitch, Snout. Nothing to worry about.

It's still neck-and-neck between Team Kit and Team Ninki,

and if you've got a few questions wrong, don't feel blue,

keep on trying.

-CHIMING MUSIC

-Aha!

That riff tells us it's time for...

Kat Kool's Sound Round!

Meet one of Kat Kool's musical cousins. It's Mercy, the meerkat.

She's a cat who's a star with a harp.

Listen to that beautiful watery sound she makes.

Please, play your heartfelt tune once more, Mercy.

Now listen to these notes -

the green...

RISING SCALE

..the yellow...

PLUCKED STRINGS

..the red...

POUNDING DRUMS

..and the blue note.

MELODY IS SUNG

Which note matches Mercy's music?

Do you think you know? The Kerwhizzical Clock is ready to tock.

POUNDING DRUMS

RISING SCALE

PLUCKED STRINGS

MELODY IS SUNG

ALARM RINGS

Time's up, teams.

Team Kit says...

Yellow.

Er, blue.

I think it's yellow this time. I really do.

No, Snout, you're right. We've been wasting our time on yellow.

-Red!

-No!

LAUGHTER

What do you think, Kerwhizz Kids?

The correct-coloured note was the one that was...

yellow!

CHEERING

So let's take a look at the final score.

Today's winners, surfing a wave of success, are Kit and Kaboodle.

Yay! CHEERING

How did you do? Were you in the swim or all at sea?

However you did, you're all great Kerwhizz Kids.

CHEERING

I think I know what the raceworld will be.

Have you noticed all the watery clues?

Watery clues? Where? Where? Where?

LAUGHTER Oh-h!

OK, everybody, it's Pod Mod time.

CHANTING: Pod Mod! Pod Mod! Pod Mod!

Kit and Kaboodle, you got the most correct answers,

so you have the first choice of Mod.

What do you fancy...

the plug,

the anchor,

or the fish food?

None of them seem that cool.

Sometimes you have to stop fast in the races.

-Maybe the anchor will keep us out of trouble.

-Oh, yeah.

We choose the anchor, please!

And the Mystery Mod is yours. Looking good, Team Kit.

I still don't know where we're racing, though.

-Oh, Boodle!

-Oh!

-LAUGHTER

So, two Mods are left for Ninki and Pip to choose from.

-Rrrr-rrrr-rrrr!

-The fish food?

We're not keeping a pet, we're trying to win a race.

-Rrrr!

-That's true. A plug will only get stuck in a hole and hold us back.

-Rrrr-rrrr!

-And I have a feeling the race might be in water.

-Rrrr!

-Then there might be a friendly fish who could show us a shortcut.

-Rrrr!

We'd like the fish food, please, Kerwhizzitor.

So what's left for Team Twist?

-The plug. We'll never win the race now.

-No, no.

-I've got a plan.

-Another one.

-Yeah.

I've realised where we've been going wrong. We don't need Pod Mods at all.

-So what do we need?

-Ninki just gave me the idea.

Shortcuts. We just keep finding shortcuts.

-It's so simple!

-Oh-h!

-LAUGHTER

Teams, you've chosen your Mods, let's build your Pods.

Time to cut to the chase and find the place where our teams will race.

Have you guessed it, Kerwhizz Kids?

Reveal the raceworld!

It's a world underwater. It's Underwater World.

Teams, you'll skim the avenue of arches,

shimmy through the sunken shipwreck,

weave round the whirling waters of the vortex,

and speed through the weed way to the finish line.

And, teams, today there's a natty shortcut.

Will you find it?

-Oh, yes!

-Oh, no!

Two laps of the track, teams, round and back. Ready?

Ready!

Ready!

Ready!

And they're away!

Into the avenue of arches they head.

-Deep!

-Rrrr-rrrr!

Team Twist's swerve sweeps them into the lead.

There's the shortcut, Snout.

Are you sure?

That wasn't it.

Our racers have reached the sunken shipwreck.

Hey, there's Natterjack. I wonder what he wants.

Hi, Natterjack!

Don't worry, Snout, the shortcut can't be far away.

Out in front, it's Ninki and Pip,

but something's wrong.

The teams had better be careful

not to get sucked into the vicious vortex.

Uh-oh! Ninki and Pip are heading straight for it.

Don't worry, Pip, watch this!

See? I used the power of the vortex to spin us free.

NINKI GASPS

But now we're going the wrong way.

Whoa! The vortex! What can we do?

-CHILDREN: Pod Mod!

-Use our Pod Mod.

The anchor!

-Brilliant! I knew that anchor would come in handy.

-Now what?

Er...

-It's the vortex!

-It's a shortcut! I'm going in!

-Wrong again!

-Oh-h!

Twist and Snout have plugged it up. Now's our chance.

See you at the finish line! We'll be there first.

They're getting away.

What can we do? We're stuck like a plug in the bath.

CHILDREN: Pod Mod!

-BOTH: Our Pod Mod!

-The plug!

Now!

Yay!

They've done it. They're weaving through the weed way,

with Ninki and Pip in first place, followed by Kit and Kaboodle,

while Twist and Snout are getting closer at the end of...

the first lap.

Pip, we need to slow down the other teams, but how?

-CHILDREN: Pod Mod!

-Rrrr!

Yes, let's use our fabulous fish flakes.

Oooh, sneaky! How can we drive through this?

Use the Mystery Mod.

It's our only chance.

A fish!

A muncher fish!

So what does it do?

It munches!

Thanks, fishy!

Thanks, Kit and Kaboodle.

Will Twist and Kit catch up with Ninki?

No way!

-If only we could find that shortcut.

-Or we just race like everyone else.

Aha!

Not again!

I was sure that was it.

-Hold on a minute, Boodle.

-Oh, yes!

TOGETHER: There's the shortcut!

-Only the weed way to go, Pip.

-Rrrr!

-No-one can stop us now.

-Rrrr!

Except us!

No! They found a shortcut.

Teams Ninki and Kit are neck-and-neck

as they head for the finish...

..but Kit and Kaboodle take first place.

Yay!

Kit and Kaboodle were our underwater wonders in today's race.

But where are Twist and Snout?

That shortcut is around here somewhere.

No. Maybe over there.

How about there?

I know - there!

Who'll win the next cool, crazy race in Kerwhizz -

the quiz with added whizz.

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