Goldfish Gulp Kerwhizz

# Answer the questions and get them right

# Grab a Pod that's out of sight

# Take your racers round the track

# Use those Mods to get you back

# In Kerwhizz

# The quiz with added whizz!

# Kerwhizz The quiz with added whizz

# It's the biz You'll never want to miss

# Kerwhizz Cos that's where it is

# Kerwhizz The quiz with added whi-izz! #

Hi, Kerwhizz kids!

Hello, Kerwhizzitor!

Hi, I'm Kerwhizzitor,

your quiz controller on this rock 'n' rollercoaster of a show.

Today on Kerwhizz, it's bring a buddy to work day.

And here's my buddy.

Goldie the, er, goldfish.

Goldie's also a big clue to today's race world.

But his fishy lips are sealed. Isn't that right, Goldie?

That's one funny fish.

What was that, Goldie?

Oh, of course. The teams!

Who will you be rooting for when our contestants hit the floor?

Please, welcome them all.

Ninki and Pip!

I'm Ninki, I thinki that I'm the best.

With my hot pooch Pip we'll beat the rest.

ALL: Yeah!

Twist and Snout!

-I'm Twist.

-I'm Snout.

We're cool, we're neat. With skills and sprouts we're the team to beat!

CHEERING

Kit and Kaboodle!

-I'm brainy.

-I'm zany.

-We're Kit and Kaboodle.

I'll electrify you.

I'll use my noodle.

Teams, I hope you've all brought a buddy today

to help you play Kerwhizz.

Yeah, we've got teddy bear Tim to help us win the best Mod.

Who's your best buddy, Twist and Snout?

Can't you guess?

Mr Sprout.

We haven't got a buddy.

And Goldie looks so sweet...

It's a shame Ninki and Pip don't have a buddy like Goldie

in today's Race world. Perhaps we can find them one!

Until then, it's on with the show.

Teams, answer the questions and get them right,

and you'll have a racer that's out of sight!

So, let's play...

ALL: Kerwhizz!

Snout, leave Mr Sprout alone and listen.

We're ready!

Raowww?

Don't worry, Pip. We can get this right without a buddy.

It's round one. Join in if you know the answer.

Time to meet the toad with the wacky wardrobe!

The liveliest lad on the lily pad, it's...

Natterjack!

Natterjack has a net full of wet things he's found.

Take a good look at his catch.

Now, look at these four nets.

Which one is just like Natterjack's?

The green,

the yellow,

the blue

or the red?

Can you match Natterjack's catch?

Start the clock!

Time's up!

Let's see who got it right. Who got the correct net?

Team Ninki says...

Yellow!

Team Twist says...

Red!

Team Kit says...

We think it's yellow!

And you say? What's your answer?

Let's match that catch.

Team Twist, you missed.

Teams Ninki and Kit,

you've both been bright because yellow is right!

ALL: YEAH!

If you're correct, you're really flying.

If you got it wrong, keep on trying.

Well done, teddy bear Tim.

Oh, Mr Sprout!

OK, teams, without further ado,

we're diving into Natterjack question two!

Look at this puzzling picture of a fish. One piece is missing.

Can you help Natterjack find the right filler?

The piece that'll make the fish look swish?

Is it this piece, the red,

this, the blue,

this, the green,

or this, the yellow?

Which piece will finish this fish? Start the Kerwhizzical clock!

Tick, tock, stop.

Now, who's been swish and matched the fish?

If you chose red, you're well ahead.

Well done, Team Twist.

-All right!

-Go, Mr Sprout!

How did you do? Did you choose red too?

Let's take a pause and look at the scores.

Wow! It's closer than close, with each team winning one point so far.

Kerwhizzitor? What word begins with M and rhymes with "odd"?

Erm, er...

Mod?

Great idea! We'd love to see today's Mods!

Ah, very clever, Kit.

Now, do YOU want to see what Mods we've got for our Pods today?

ALL: Yeah!

I'm afraid Goldie didn't catch that!

ALL: YEAH!!!

ALL: Pod Mods! Pod Mods! Pod Mods!

Well, teams, today's Mods for your Pods are...

A big bouncy bubble.

AUDIENCE: Oooh!

A propeller.

AUDIENCE: Ahhh!

And a rubber ring.

AUDIENCE: Wow!

Our teams are bound to make a splash with these Mods.

Have you guessed where today's race will be?

NINKI SNIFFS AUDIENCE: Ewww!

Phew! What a whiff!

It's the skunk with a quiff!

ALL: King Pong!

Keep your nose closed but your eyes peeled,

because finding King Pong will win you...

ALL: ..The Mystery Mod!

Pip, Snout and Kaboodle, this round's just for you.

Watch our hide and seeking skunk very carefully.

He just loves to weave in and out of these watery weeds.

But which weeds will he be hiding behind last?

Let's play...

ALL: ..Hunt The Skunk!

Pong's gone. Which are the weeds he's hiding behind?

The red,

the green,

the yellow

or the blue?

Do you think you know? Pip says...

..Rrraow!

-Snout says...

-..Blue.

-Kaboodle says...

-..The green weeds!

I think.

Did you see which weeds are hiding King Pong?

It's time to weed out the whiffy one.

The answer's blue. Snout sniffed King Pong out.

You win the Mystery Mod.

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

-Yay!

-Yes!

Now, this prize could help you win the race.

But it could be something that will spoil your fun.

Do you want it in today's Race world?

Mr Sprout says, "Yes!"

Good choice, buddy! I love a surprise.

Do you want a...sneaky peek at today's Mystery Mod?

Hmm. A fishy fin. Will it help Twist and Snout swim to victory?

Or leave them high and dry?

Watch out for Mr Sprout, Snout. It's...

ALL: Burping Herbert!

What's Burping Herbert got for us, Kerwhizzitor?

Well, Kit, our bumbling Burp-osaur has been fishing!

But he missed the fish and caught these things instead.

There's a submarine,

a treasure chest,

an old boot

and a beach ball.

Remember - a submarine, a treasure chest, an old boot and a beach ball.

KIT: Surely Herbert's not going to eat any of them!

ALL: Herbert!

What has Herbert just eaten?

An old boot,

a shell,

an underwater castle

or a smelly sock?

Do you know the answer, Kerwhizz kids? Start our clock!

Splish, splash, the time has dashed. Let's take a glance at your answers.

Teams, what did you choose?

-Blue.

-Red.

-Uhhh, green?

Our teddy bear buddy says green.

Rrra, rrerrow?

Well, my best buddy says yellow!

Rrerrow.

And what's your answer?

The answer is...

Green! He chomped on the old boot.

Yeah!

Excellent.

If you said green, then your brain is supreme! Well done.

A Kerwhick look at the scores

shows us that teams Twist and Kit are tied on two points each

while Team Ninki is just behind...with one.

Rrrrow.

Don't worry, Pip, there's still one more round to go.

DING!

And listen. It's...

ALL: Kat Kool's Sound Round!

Kat Kool's a great musician.

He can blow the saxophone. He can blow his own trumpet.

And he's forever blowing bubbles.

Just like these. Just listen to them...pop!

# Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo. #

Listen again.

# Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo. #

Now, listen to the pops behind the notes.

Which ones match our top cat's scat?

This, the red...

# Dee, dee, dee, dee-dee. #

This, the yellow...

# Dur, dur, dur, dur-dur. #

This, the blue...

# Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. #

Or this, the green?

# Da, da, da, da-da. #

What do you think, Kerwhizz kids? Start the clock.

# Dee, dee, dee, dee-dee. #

# Da, da, da, da-da. #

# Dur, dur, dur, dur-dur. #

# Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. #

Time's up!

So, which bubble-pop matches Kat Kool's?

Team Ninki says...

Green's our scene.

Team Kit says...

Red's in our head.

And Team Twist says...

-Blue...

-..Must be true!

So, what's the correct colour...bubble?

Do you know?

-# Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo #

-It's blue!

Team Twist, you found the right sound.

Who's got less and who's got more?

Let's take a look at the final score.

Team Ninki has just one point.

Team Kit has two.

But our top Kerwhizz kids today

are Twist and Snout with three correct answers!

We did it! It helped having our buddy Mr Sprout, didn't it, Snout?

MUNCH, MUNCH!

Snout!

How did you do, my Kerwhizzical crew?

However you did, you're all great Kerwhizz kids!

CHEERING

Now, stand in line. It's Pod Mod time!

ALL: Pod Mod! Pod Mod! Pod Mod!

Twist and Snout, you have first choice of Mod to put on your Pod.

What's it to be?

The bubble, the propeller,

or the rubber ring?

SNOUT WHISPERS

Great idea, Snout!

The propeller, please.

It's the propeller for Twist and Snout.

And they have the Mystery Mod too!

Now, who has second dibs? Our second place team, that's Kit and Kaboodle.

I calculate that the rubber ring

has approximately 101 possible uses on a pod. We'll take that one.

Ummm... Exactly!

A very good choice. So what's left for team Ninki?

It's the bubble. To match the bubbliest and best team of all!

Rrraaow!

All of our teams have chosen their Mods,

so it's time to give the race even more pace.

On with the Pod Mods!

Where's the place for today's race?

Reveal the... Oh, sorry Goldie.

Reveal the Race world!

CHEERING

Wow.

It's...a world in a fish bowl.

Goldfish Bowl Gulp.

Let's dive in the bowl to see where we'll go.

Teams, you'll take the plunge through Pipe Wipeout,

swish and sway through Weedy Way,

then splash and dash through Fishy Fortress.

to cross the finish line.

Two laps of the track, teams, round and back.

-Ready?

-BOTH: Ready!

-Ready!

-Ready!

Ready!

Go, go, go!

The Pods are away, quicker than quick.

TWIST: Woo, surfs up, Snout.

Let's go with the flow, Boodle. We've got plenty of time to make our move.

As the teams head for Pipe Wipeout,

it's Team Kit who's in front, followed by Teams Twist and Ninki.

Rrr, rrraow?

No, I don't know why fish don't have fingers. Just step on it!

It's a wet and wild race to take first place

Wah-hoodle!

-Whoa, this tube is spinning, Snout!

-And twisting, Twist!

Team Kit are first to burst through the pipe.

But what's next Kerwhizz kids?

Who can say, as we head down to Weedy Way?

KIT: This could be tricky, Boodle.

Look, Kit and Kaboodle have slowed down. How can we get past them?

AUDIENCE: Pod Mod! Pod Mod!

The Pod Mod.

Yeah! The propeller will take us past, mega fast!

Hit it, Snout.

Yes, sir!

This race is a piece of fishcake!

-Huh?

-Oh, no!

The propeller's all tangled up, Snout.

Look, Pip. Twist and Snout are hanging about. This is our chance!

Ninki and Pip are the weed leaders!

But will it be plain sailing through Fishy Fortress?

Fishy Fortress? I see no fish.

Rrarr, rrarr!

A baby burper whale is staring right at us, Pip?

This is no time for silly jokes.

Mama?

KIT: Ninki, that burper whale likes you!

Huh?

KIT: It thinks your Pod is a fish!

Mama!

KIT: A mummy fish!

-Let's get out of here!

-Rrar, rraow.

Whoa!

Mama?

Well, Kerwhizz kids, it's time for the end of lap recap.

Ninki and Pip have reversed into first.

At two, it's Team Kit.

Then it's Team Twist and Snout hanging about at three.

Now, just for you, here comes Kerwhizz lap two.

Tip top driving, Pip. But couldn't we drive the right way round now?

Ninki's pod's in a pickle, Boodle.

Now's our chance to overtake, but how?

AUDIENCE: Pod Mod!

Use the Pod Mod!

How can we use the rubber ring underwater?

Let's see!

Well, that's no help. Is it?

Wahey!

Rrruff, rruff, rraaow!

CRASH!

Yes! We're in second place!

No propeller this time, Snout. Watch those weeds.

We've got to think of a way to get us out of the sand, Pip.

AUDIENCE: Pod Mod!

-Rrruf!

-Oh, yes! Our Pod Mod. The out of trouble bubble!

Let's go, Pip.

We can float over Weedy Way and catch the others.

Wow! Who leads out of the weeds now?

Teams Kit and Twist are neck and neck,

but look who's dropping in to try and win.

Team Ninki.

The finish line is just ahead.

-Maybe the Mystery Mod will give us the speed we need.

-OK.

Deep. A fishy fin to help us go faster.

Mama?

-Big fish! Very big fish!

-Mama!

I think it means us, Snout.

Whoaaa!

Whoa, whoaaa.

It's a fishy finish as Twist and Snout

cross the line to win the race.

Mama!

CHILDREN CHEER

Twist and Snout have made a great splash in today's race.

But what about Ninki and Pip?

I think Ninki's found another best buddy.

This fin looks much better on our pod, Pip.

It really complements my outfit.

-Mama!

-Rruff?

Aarrggghh!

Not again!

See you next time, Kerwhizz Kids.

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