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# Answer the questions and get them right

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# Grab a Pod that's out of sight

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# Take your racers round the track

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# Use those Mods to get you back

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# In Kerwhizz

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# The quiz with added whizz!

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# Kerwhizz

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# The quiz with added whizz

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# It's the biz

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# You'll never want to miss... # ALL: Yay!

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# In Kerwhizz

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# Cos that's where it is

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# Kerwhizz

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# The quiz with added whi-izz! #

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Hi, Kerwhizz Kids!

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Hi, Kerwhizzitor!

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Hi, I'm Kerwhizzitor, your quiz controller

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on this rock-and-rollercoaster of a show!

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But you know, there's no show without our totally terrific teams!

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So...

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please welcome them all.

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Ninki and Pip!

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# I'm Ninki, I thinki, that's how I'm the best

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# With my hot pooch, Pip, we'll beat the rest! #

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CHEERING

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Twist and Snout!

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-# I'm Twist

-I'm Snout

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# We're cool, we're neat With skill

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-# And sprouts

-We're the team to beat! #

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CHEERING

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Kit and Kaboodle!

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-# I'm brainy

-I'm zainy

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# We're Kit and Kaboodle

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# I'll electrify you

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# I'll use my noodle. #

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CHEERING

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Welcome, teams.

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You know the rules.

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Answer the questions, get them right -

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have a racer that's out of sight!

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So, let's play...

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ALL: Kerwhizz!

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I've a good feeling about this, buddy!

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- Me too! - Me three!

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THEY GIGGLE

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Round one! Join in if you know the answer.

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Before the question, here's another.

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Who's the toad who's top of the track?

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ALL: Natterjack! BOINGING

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And here's that hopping, bopping bouncer now!

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Hi, Natterjack!

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Hmm, Natterjack's holding something. But what is it?

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It's the shadow

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of one of these items. But which one?

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Is it red? A baseball bat.

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Blue? A golf club.

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Green? A tennis racket.

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Or yellow? A smelly sock.

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Can you spot what our top toad's got?

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Start the Kerwhizzical clock!

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-ALARM RINGS

-We're out of time.

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Let's shed light on the answer. Ninki and Pip?

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The answer's blue! The golf club.

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Team Twist?

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Blue, for the club.

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Team Kit?

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Blue!

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And you say? What's your answer?

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If you chose blue, then you're right on target!

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Hey! All our teams were right!

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They each win one point.

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CHEERING

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-We're on the ball today, Snout.

-Mmm.

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What's wrong? We got the answer right.

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Well, there were a lot of sporty things in that question,

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-and...

-And?

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You know I'm not very good at sports.

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Don't worry, Snout, you can't be good at everything.

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Unless you're like me, of course. LAUGHTER

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-Rowl.

-PIP LAUGHS

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OK, teams, without further ado,

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we're swinging into Natterjack - question two!

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Look at Natterjack's artful artwork. Is it the moon? Is it a ball?

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Oh, it's a ball.

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It is, Snout! A golf ball picture with one piece missing.

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But which piece is it?

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Is it this one?

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The blue.

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This? The green.

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This? The yellow.

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Or this? The red.

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Which bit fits? Let's start the clock.

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-ALARM RINGS

-Oh, how time flies.

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Did you manage to make the match? Let's see

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who's correct.

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Ninki and Pip took a shot at green.

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-But missed.

-Oh!

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Team Kit and Twist - you went straight for the yellow.

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But does it fit in the hole?

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It does!

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-You picked the matching piece.

-CHEERING

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And how did you do?

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If you got it right, you're really flying.

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If you got it wrong, keep on trying.

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Snout, we're on a roll!

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Twist, today's raceworld will be a sporty raceworld, I just know it!

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-Ohhh.

-Oh.

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We'll soon see if Snout is right about the raceworld.

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Between you and me, he's better than he thinks at sport.

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Let's take a look at the scoreboard, see who's top of the shots!

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Soaring into the lead with two points

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-are teams Twist and Kit!

-CHEERING

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Er...Kerwhizzitor?

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Yes, Kaboodle?

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-Can we race now? Can we race now?

-Not yet, Kaboodle.

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-We haven't had all the questions yet.

-Right, Kit,

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we haven't even seen today's Pod Mods!

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Would you like to see them?

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ALL: Yes!

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ALL: Pod Mods! Pod Mods! Pod Mods!

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Aha. Will our teams be hitting the mark with the Right-On Cue?

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ALL: Oooh.

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Or will they pick up the Putt-Putt Putter?

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ALL: Aaaah!

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Or maybe, they'll close the gap with this - the Plug Mod.

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ALL: Ooooh!

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Some really crazy Mods for today's raceworld.

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Have you guessed where today's race will be?

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Snout thinks he knows. Perhaps a pong will help you along.

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It's that funny skunk! SHE GIGGLES

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ALL: King Pong!

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How do you do, Your Highness?

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Pip, Snout, Kaboodle, get this question right -

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you could win that special prize...

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ALL: The Mystery Mod!

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That's right.

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Now, King Pong's found some top holes to hide in!

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Here they are.

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All four of them.

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Our funky skunk will be popping

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in and out of these hidey-holes very fast.

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But which will be the hole he hides in last?

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Will you be able to tell, Kerwhizz Kids?

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Let's play...

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ALL: Hunt The Skunk!

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Which hole is King Pong hiding in now?

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The blue?

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The green?

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The yellow?

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Or the red?

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Hmm. Do you think you know?

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-Pip says...

-Rowl!

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-Snout says...

-Blue.

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-Kaboodle says...

-Yellow!

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What do you think? King Pong...

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show yourself once more!

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Snout!

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You found Pong's last hiding place.

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CHEERING

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Nice one, Snout. I knew you could do it!

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This prize could help you win the race!

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But it may put you into last place.

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Do you want it in today's raceworld?

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-Yeah...

-No, thanks, Kerwhizzitor, I don't think it'll help.

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What's wrong with Snout?

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He thinks today's raceworld is sporty.

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He's not keen on sport. We won't take the Mystery Mod today, Kerwhizzitor.

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AUDIENCE: Huh?

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It's your choice, team Twist.

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Do you want a sneaky peek at the Mystery Mod?

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ALL: Yeah!

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It's a mega-bouncing ball.

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If Snout doesn't like sport,

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then maybe he was right not to take the Mystery Mod.

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BURPING

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It's my favourite dinosaur...

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ALL: Burping Herbert!

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Our bumbling, bungling, burposaur

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has brought some fancy flags to look at.

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And they all have numbers on them.

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Apart from one.

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Look...4...6...

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BURPING

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..10.

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There's a pattern there. But one number is missing.

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Which number is it?

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Is it red? The number 2.

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Yellow? Zero.

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Green? 8.

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Or blue? 180.

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Which number makes a perfect pattern? Start that clock!

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-ALARM RINGS

-Time's up!

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Let's flag up the answer, and see who's correct.

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Teams, what did you choose?

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Number 2.

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I think it's zero.

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It's number 8.

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Did you match that missing number?

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CHEERING

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BURPING

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LAUGHTER

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Thanks, Burping Herbert. The missing flag was the number 8.

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4, 6, 8, 10.

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Oh, no, Pip, we've only got one right!

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True, Ninki. But who's answered the most questions correctly?

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Who's out in front?

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Rolling into the lead with three - it's Kit and Kaboodle!

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ALL: Kit and Kaboodle! Kit and Kaboodle!

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I'm sorry, Twist, I'm just no good at sport.

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Cheer up, little buddy. The game's not over yet.

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-We're flying.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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-Does that mean we're winning?

-KIT GIGGLES

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-Yes.

-Yay, yay, yay!

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Have you guessed the raceworld?

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You may agree with Snout that it's sporty.

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Which sport's the place we're going to race?

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Oh, yes. Welcome to...

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ALL: Kat Kool's sound round!

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Kat Kool's saxophone can play the sweetest tune! Have a listen.

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HE PLAYS JAZZ

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He can play high, and he can play low.

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But tell me, how low can Kat Kool go?

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Listen to these notes, and tell me which note is the lowest.

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Is it this? The red note.

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LOW NOTE SOUNDS

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This? The green note.

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HIGHER NOTE SOUNDS

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This? The yellow one.

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MEDIUM NOTE SOUNDS

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Or this? The blue.

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MEDIUM NOTE SOUNDS

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Which note goes low? Do you think you know?

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Start the Kerwhizzical clock!

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HE PLAYS FOUR DIFFERENT NOTES

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ALARM RINGS

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Which note's the lowest? Do you think you knowest?

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Team Ninki says...

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Green! That one's low.

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Team Twist says...

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Yellow. Snout and I think it's yellow.

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Team Kit says...

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-Boodle?

-Red!

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And you say?

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Kat Kool, please reveal your low blow.

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HE PLAYS LOW NOTE

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That was low!

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If you chose red, you're well ahead.

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Well done, Team Kit!

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Yes!

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At the end of our quiz, who's our top twosome?

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The team who got today's top score with four, are Kit and Kaboodle!

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THEY CHEER

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Yay!

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How did you do? Did you do as well as Team Kit?

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However you did, you're all great Kerwhizz Kids!

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THEY ALL CHEER

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At last, it's time to pick your Pod Mod.

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Kit and Kaboodle, the first choice is yours.

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Will you choose the Putt-Putt-Putter,

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the Right-On Cue,

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or the Plug Mod?

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We'll take the Putt-Putt-Putter, please, Kerwhizzitor.

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Yeah, putt-putt-putt!

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That might just "putt" you into the lead!

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Time for seconds. It's Twist and Snout's chance to choose.

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-What do you think, Snout?

-I don't mind, you choose.

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The Right-On Cue, please, Kerwhizzitor.

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Right on! It's yours. Which leaves one Mod for our third-place team.

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NINKI GASPS

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I don't believe this is happening.

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A plug? I don't want to be seen with a plug.

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It won't go with my Pod.

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PIP GROWLS

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OK, "our" Pod.

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We'll take it, please, Kerwhizzitor.

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You've chosen your Mods, teams. Now you need your Pods.

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It's time to find the place where our teams will race.

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Balls, flags, Putt-Putt-Putters...

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It is a sports world, but which one?

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Reveal the race world!

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Wow...

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It's a golf world! Crazy Racy Golf World!

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Teams, you'll roll down into hole one, Natterjack's Sphinx Street,

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zoom through to hole two, Pong's Parade,

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then steam up to hole three, Kat Kool's Causeway,

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before racing away to the finish!

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Two laps of the track, teams.

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Round and back. Ready?

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Ready... Ready... Ready!

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BEEPING

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Our teams have driven off, heading for the first crazy golf hole,

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Natterjack's Sphinx Street.

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Look, Snout! Natterjack's playing golf!

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He's better than me...

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A few holes-in-one, and this race will be won!

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Nothing crazy about this place.

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Time to take the lead!

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What's that smell?

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ALL: King Pong!

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Quickly, to the hole!

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-Aaah!

-It's OK, Snout. Nothing to worry about now!

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Really, Twist?

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Our teams need to be top dodgers to get through Kat Kool's Causeway!

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Great driving!

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Teams Kit and Ninki are swip-swapping places

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while at the back, but still on track...it's Twist and Snout.

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How will they do in lap two?

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To get the lead we need more speed!

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-But how?

-Putt-Putt-Putter in Pod Mod!

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Good idea! Hit it, Kaboodle.

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Uh-oh...

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No! Closing the hole!

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Teams Ninki and Twist are a "hole" lot faster than Team Kit now!

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Pip...

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We're out in front with a Pod Mod to burn!

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Or should I say... Plug Mod!

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Oh, no!

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Ninki's used her Plug Mod to block the hole!

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What are we going to do?

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CHILDREN SHOUT

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Yes - use our Pod Mod,

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the Right-On Cue!

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Oh! Ker-rumbs.

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Never mind. You tried.

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-Snout, you have a go!

-Me?

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-I'm no good...

-Think of the ball as a sprout, Snout.

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Mmmm... Sprouts...

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No! They're not for eating!

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Shoot them at the hole!

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Umm... Well, I'll try.

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Ooh! Almost.

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Great shot, Snout. Hit it a bit harder this time!

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While Snout thinks sprouts, whereabouts are Ninki and Pip?

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Not far to the finish, now, Pip!

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Ohh... I think we might be in trouble, Pip!

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One more time, Snout. It's nearly out!

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One, two, three...

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-Yay!

-You did it, buddy!

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-Great shot, Snout!

-Yeah, brilliant!

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Thank you.

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Snout, you drive.

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-Me?

-Why not?

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Just imagine there's the biggest sprout ever at the finish!

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It looks like Team Kit will be the winners today.

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They're weaving through Kat Kool's Causeway.

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But wait - Twist and Snout are catching up!

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It's close! It's close! It's...

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Team Twist who win Crazy Racy Golf!

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-You did it, little buddy!

-Ohh...

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-To win at any sport, you just have to think about...

-Sprouts!

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CHEERING

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Well done, Twist, and really well done, Snout!

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But where's Team Ninki? Still in a sticky situation?

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Uh, Kat Kool?

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Can you help us, please? We seem to be stuck in your saxophone.

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HE BLASTS A NOTE

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Thank yo-o-o-o-u-u-u-u...!

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See you next time, Kerwhizz Kids!

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Who'll win the next cool, crazy race

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in Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz?

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