The Marvellous Musical Marathon Kerwhizz

# Answer the questions and get them right

# Grab a Pod that's out of sight

# Take your racers round the track

# Use those Mods to get you back

# In Kerwhizz

# The quiz with added whizz!

# Kerwhizz The quiz with added whizz

# It's the biz

# You'll never want to miss

# Kerwhizz

# Cos that's where it is

# Kerwhizz

# The quiz with added whi-izz! #

-Hi, Kerwhizz kids!

-ALL: Hi, Kerwhizzitor!

Hi, I'm Kerwhizzitor -

your quiz controller on this rock'n'rollercoaster of a show.

-Do you wanna know where our teams will be racing today?

-ALL: Yes!

Yes? Well, you'll have to guess.

Here's a tuneful clue to help you along.

PLAYS TRUMPET

ALL: Oooh!

Now, there can be no quiz or race without our ace racers.

Who will you be rooting for when our contestants hit the floor?

Please welcome them all.

Ninki and Pip.

# I'm Ninki I thinky that I'm the best

# With my hot pooch, Pip We'll beat the rest. #

CHEERING

Twist and Snout.

-# I'm Twist

-I'm Snout

-# We're cool, we're neat With skill

-And sprouts

# We're the team to beat! #

CHEERING

Kit and Kaboodle!

-# I'm brainy

-I'm zany

# We're Kit and Kaboodle

# I'll electrify you

# I'll use my noodle. #

CHEERING

# I thank you, I thank you. #

PIP BARKS

I'm warming up my voice, Pip, so I can sing a victory song

when we win the race.

# I do love to si-i-ng. #

LAUGHTER

Don't worry, Pip. Ninki won't be singing at the finish.

We're gonna win the race today.

Can I sing, Twist? I know a song about sprouts.

Not now, li'l buddy. We need to concentrate on the questions.

Oh, but it's sprouterific!

Can we please have a bit of quiet? The quiz is about to start.

BOTH: Oooooh!

Sorry but I really want to get the questions right

so I can get the best Pod Mod.

That's right, Kit.

Answer the questions and get them right

and you'll have a racer that's out of sight.

So, let's play...

ALL: ..Kerwhizz.

What better place to start than Round One?

Meet the nattiest, top-most toad in the world...

Natterjack!

Our terrific toad just loves to dance.

He hops, he bops, he slides, he glides.

He sometimes get his dancing clothes all mixed up.

Look at these natty outfits.

Only one of them matches Natterjack's jacket

Which bottom fits our toad's top?

Is it the yellow?

The green?

The blue?

Or the red?

Which suits Natterjack best?

What do you think my ker-lever quiz kids?

Start the kerwhizzical clock!

BELL RINGS

Time's up!

So, let's see your answers.

-Team Ninki says...

-# Yellow. #

LAUGHTER

-Team Twist says...

-Red.

-Team Kit says...

-It's brilliant blue.

That's the right match.

And you say...? What's your answer?

Team Ninki, Team Twist, you got it...

wrong!

Kit and Kaboodle,

you're going strong.

The answer is blue. It's true.

BOTH: Yay!

Oh, no!

PIP GROWLS

That's right, Pip. If we don't start to get some points,

we won't get the first choice of Mod.

We won't win the race and I'll never get to do my...

# ..victory song. #

LAUGHTER

Without further ado, on to Natterjack question two.

Natterjack's conducting a shady instrument.

Which instrument do you think it is?

Red - the drums?

Yellow - the triangle?

Green - the trumpet?

Or blue - the saxophone.

Which is the instrument that's showing and blowing?

Start the kerwhizzical clock.

-BELL RINGS

-Tick tock, stop!

Who's got the correct answer this time?

Team Twist, Team Kit,

I'm afraid you missed.

It was Ninki and Pip who hit the right note

as you chose the...

trumpet!

APPLAUSE

That must mean we're in last place.

Let's look at the scoreboard to see if you're right.

Teams Ninki and Kit are sharing the lead with one point each.

APPLAUSE

But there's still time to catch up.

We all know what points mean, don't we?

ALL: Pod Mods, Pod Mods, Pod Mods.

What marvellous Mods do we have for your Pods today?

Hmm, a set of super speakers.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

A mega megaphone.

AUDIENCE: Aah!

And a cool conductor.

AUDIENCE: Wow!

Three great-sounding Mods for today's race world, Kerwhizz Kids.

Have you guessed where today's race will be?

Take note Kerwhizz kids, and I'm sure you'll get a "song" answer.

ALL: Ooh!

Here's a pong to help you along. It's...

ALL: King Pong!

This is the round where you could win that extra special prize.

ALL: The Mystery Mod.

Pip, Snout, Kaboodle, this round's for you.

Watch our funky skunk very carefully.

He'll be disappearing again soon,

but into which tuneful tuba?

He'll dip into them all, but which will be the tuba he hides in last?

Let's play...

ALL: Hunt the skunk.

So, which tuba was our furry friend hiding in?

Is it the red?

The green?

The yellow?

Or the blue?

Do you think you know?

-Pip says...

-PIP BARKS

-Snout says...

-Red.

-Kaboodle says...

-Yellow.

What do you think?

King Pong, pop out of the top of your tuba.

So, blue was the correct music clue.

Pip, you win today's special Mystery Mod.

# Well done, Pip. #

THEY LAUGH

Ninki and Pip, this Mod could help you win the race

but it may be something that'll put you in last place.

Do you want it for today's race world?

# We will take it. #

It might make me sing even better at the finish.

We all hope so, Ninki. LAUGHTER

Do you want a sneaky peek at the Mystery Mod?

-CHEERING

-It's a wonderhorn.

It plays a honking tune.

This wonderhorn will help them zoom, zoom, zoom.

Has that Mystery Mod helped you guess the race world?

-CHEERING

-A-ha!

Who's due to set us another question?

ALL: Burping Herbert!

And he's got a xylophone.

Kerrect, Twist!

It's a colourful one too.

Look closely, Kerwhizz Kids.

I have a feeling Herbert's got a plan for it.

Surely he won't eat that.

He might, if it was sprout flavoured.

LAUGHTER ALL: Snout!

While Snout's talking sprouts,

Herbert's taken out one of the xylophone bars.

ALL: Herbert!

But which xylophone bar has gone missing?

Is it the red?

The green?

The yellow?

Or the blue?

Do you know, Kerwhizz Kids?

Start that kerwhizzical clock.

-BELL RINGS

-Time's up.

So, let's take a glance and find an answer.

Ninki, which one is missing?

We're keen on...

# ..green! #

Team Twist?

We'll get ahead with...red.

Team Kit?

We think blue will do.

And what do you think?

Which of our teams chose the correct bar?

Green's the one Herbert liked the most.

So Ninki and Pip, it's time to boast.

You win your second point.

PIP BARKS Does that mean we're in the lead?

It certainly does, Ninki.

You have two points.

Team Kit are hot on your tail with one.

-And...

-We're still last

-with a bit round...

-..zero.

'Fraid so, Snout.

But there's no use sighing. Keep on trying.

There's still one more round to go.

So there's lots to play for in...

Kat Kool's Sound Round.

Kat Kool loves all kinds of music

and will climb any mountain to sing at the top of his voice.

Can you tell when our fancy feline sings his highest.

Listen.

Is it the yellow?

# Meow, meow, meow! #

The red?

# Meow, meow, meow! #

The blue?

# Meow, meow, meow! #

Or the green?

# Meow, meow, meow! #

Which singing is the highest?

Do you think you know?

Start the kerwhizzical clock.

# Meow, meow, meow! #

# Meow, meow, meow! #

# Meow, meow, meow! #

# Meow, meow, meow! #

-BELL RINGS

-Time's up.

Can you tell which note flies high?

What do our teams think?

-Team Ninki sings...

-# Gree-ee-een! #

-Team Twist sings...

-# Green too. #

-And Team Kit sings...

-# Green three. #

And you say?

Are all our teams correct?

# Meow, meow, meow. #

They are! Green was the answer we were looking for.

CHEERING

So after all our kerrazy, kerwhizzical kerrwestions,

who's the team with the highest score?

Twist and Snout have tuned in with one correct answer.

Team Kit have two.

But in harmony with three, it's...

you know who.

Ninki and Pip!

Yeah!

CHEERING

And how did you do? Did you get three too?

Or perhaps you got more and you got four.

However you did, you're all great Kerwhizz Kids.

CHEERING

Now stand in line.

It's Pod Mod time.

ALL: Pod Mod! Pod Mod! Pod Mod!

Ninki and Pip, you have first choice of Mod

to fit onto your Pod.

What's it to be?

The mega megaphone?

The super speakers?

Or the cool conductor?

The mega megaphone please, Kerwhizzitor.

PIP GROWLS

Why do we want that? So I can sing even...LOUDER!

LAUGHTER

Oh, and I'm sure it will help win the race.

PIP SIGHS

The rest of the teams better be prepared.

This race is gonna be fast and loud.

LAUGHTER

Kit and Kaboodle, our second place team,

what do you need when you're looking for speed?

Those speakers look way too heavy to carry around the course,

so I'm going to pick the stick.

It's called the cool conductor, Kit.

It can...move music.

Yeah, but it does look like a stick, you have to admit.

Sticks! I love sticks.

Now Twist and Snout, our third place team,

what's left for you?

The speakers.

I love the speakers. I'm glad we came last now.

I'm glad you're glad, Twist.

By the way, do you think it's time to build those Pods

and add those Mods.

ALL: Yeah!

What's that you say?

ALL: YEAH!

You're so quiet today.

ALL: YEAH!

Pods and Mods - take it away!

And where's the place you're going to race?

Reveal the race world!

Wow!

It's a world of music!

The marvellous Musical Marathon.

Let's look round the route and see where our racers will toot.

Teams, you'll have to nip round Kat Kool's Nifty Notes,

scoot through Tuba Tunnels,

shoot over the Thumper Jumper,

go down Cymbal Straight

and root and toot your way to the finish.

Two laps of the track, teams.

Round and back.

-Ready?

-BOTH: Ready!

-BOTH:

-Ready!

-BOTH:

-Ready!

BEEPING

Off our teams whizz.

But what is this?

# We're number one, yeah We are ace

# We are going to win the race

# Go Ninki, go Ninki, go Ninki... # PIP GROWLS

The race has started? What are we waiting for?

Whoopee!

It's go, go, go and on with the show

as our teams head for the Nifty Notes.

Great driving, Snout.

What's making you drive so fast?

Ninki's singing.

# Go Ninki, go Ninki, go Ninki! #

This is so cool, so...

# I am Ninki, I'm the best So much faster than the rest

- # Go Ninki... # - That's better.

Ninki's voice is a stinker.

# Go Ninki, go Ninki, go Ninki. #

You obviously don't appreciate good singing, Pip.

# Go Ninki, go Ninki, go Ninki. #

Kit and Twist shoot into Tuba Tunnel,

with Pip doing well to drive at all.

# Go Ninki... #

Oh, no! They must be gaining on us.

That singing is getting louder.

Our crazy racers are all tuned into the race now.

But who's drummed up the most speed coming out of the tunnel.

It's Kit and Kaboodle.

Followed by Twist and Snout.

But where in this wonderful world are Ninki and Pip?

Hmm, perhaps we'll go faster if I sing louder.

What would I need to sing really loud?

Oh, yeah! Our Pod Mod. The megaphone.

# I'm Ninki We'll go faster than anything

# Go Ninki, go Ninki, go Ninki. #

PIP GROWLS

-Whoa! Look, the Thumper Jumper.

-We don't have to do this.

Do we-e-e?

Wahoo!

Wahey!

DRUMS POUND

Triffic!

Brilliant, do it again!

NINKI SINGS

I thought I'd turned the sound down.

Aah! Ninki's catching up.

Down the scale on Xylophone Hill

and along Cymbal Straight fly all of our teams.

They'll need to pick up the tempo as we flow into lap two.

How can we get away from Ninki's noteless noise?

Use the Pod Mod.

Activate the super speakers.

HEAVY DANCE MUSIC

That's too slow. Come on, Snout.

Play it faster.

Look at Twist and Snout go. How can we raise our tempo?

Use our Pod Mod.

Yes, of course. the conductor!

CLASSICAL MUSIC

While Twist and Kit are keeping good time,

Ninki and Pip are way off the beat.

# Go Ninki, go Ninki... # PIP GROWLS

No, Pip. I think if we're gonna win the race,

I need to sing louder, not quieter.

And I'm gonna sing at the tip-top of my voice.

# Aaah... #

SHE COUGHS

SHE GASPS

(I've lost my voice! I've lost my voice!)

It is more peaceful without that racket, Pip,

but your Pod's stopped.

How will you win the Musical Marathon now?

(The Mystery Mod.)

Pardon?

-(The Mystery Mod.)

-It's no good. I can't hear a sound.

Pip, it's up to you. Why not see what the Mystery Mod can do?

(How will that help?)

HE TOOTS HORN

(Ha! My turn.)

NINKI TOOTS HORN

She may have lost her voice

but Ninki's hot air's got her back into the race.

Just a jump and cymbals to go.

Yes!

Wow! Triffic!

Brilliant!

Who'll come first in our musical clash?

Team Kit? Team Twist? Or...

Team Ninki?

NINKI TOOTS HORN

BOTH: Huh?

What a finale! What smashing fun!

Or race was won by Ninki and Pip.

CHEERING

Ninki and Pip are our champions today.

Well done, you two!

Hmm, I wonder where our other teams are.

It's a shame we didn't win, but at least Ninki has still lost her voice.

# I am the winner! I am the winner! #

BOTH: Oh, no!

See you next time, Kerwhizz Kids.

Who'll win the next kool, krazy race in Kerwhizz -

the quiz with added whizz?!

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