Fun Food Freeway Kerwhizz

# Answer the questions Get them right

# You'll have a pod that's out of sight

# Take your racers round the track

# Use those Mods to get you back

# In Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz

# Kerwhizz

# The quiz with added whizz

# It's the bizz

# You'll never want to miss... #

ALL: Yay! # ..In Kerwhizz

# Cos that's where it is...

# Kerwhizz

# The quiz with added whi-i-izz! #

-Hi, Kerwhizz kids.

-ALL: Hello, Kerwhizzitor!

Hi, I'm Kerwhizzitor. And this is Kerwhizz.

Would you like to meet the teams that are the bizz?

ALL: Yes!

Let's hear it for...

Ninki and Pip.

(RAPS) # I'm Ninki, I thinkie that I'm the best

# With my hot pooch, Pip We'll beat the rest. #

THEY CHEER

Twist and Snout!

-(RAPS) # I'm Twist.

-I'm Snout.

-We're cool, we're neat

-# With skill

-And sprouts

-We're the team to beat! #

CHILDREN CHEER

Kit and Kaboodle!

-(RAPS) # I'm brainy!

-I'm zany!

-We're Kit and Kaboodle

-# I'll electrify you

-I'll use my noodle. #

CHILDREN CHEER

Kit, I'm so excited!

I know, Boodle. Playing Kerwhizz is very exciting.

It's not just that. I'm having a foodle tonight,

and you're all invited!

-A foodle, Boodle?

-A foodle is a really scrummy feast.

Ooh! Snout likes the sound of a foodle!

So does the Twist!

HE GROWLS AGREEMENT

Kerwhizz Kids, all this talk of foodles

may help you guess the race world we're serving up for you today.

But first, let's play the quiz with added whizz.

CHEERING

It's round one. Don't forget to join if you know the answer.

Meet the toad who looks as good as he cooks.

-It's...

-Natterjack!

When Natterjack cooks a meal, he likes to look the real deal.

He always wears a chef's hat.

But, Kerwhizz Kids, take a look at these four Natterjack hats.

One of them is different from the others, but which one is it?

Is it this - the green? This - the red?

This - the yellow?

Or this - the blue?

Which is the odd hat out, Kerwhizz Kids?

Can you tell?

Start the Kerwhizzical clock.

ALARM RINGS

Tick tock, no more clock.

Let's see if our teams have dished up the right answer.

-Team Ninki says?

-It's green.

-Team Twist says...

-Blue's the right answer.

-Team Kit says?

-We say green.

And what do you say, my keen-eyed Kerwhizz Kids?

Did you spot the odd hat out?

If you said green, I'm digging your scene.

Ninki and Kit, green is the correct answer.

Well done, you two.

CHEERING

Now, Twist, you said blue.

So I say boo-hoo.

Never fear, Kerwhizzitor, we'll be back!

That's the spirit, Twist!

Now, without further ado, steaming on to Natterjack question two.

Look, Natterjack's cooked us some fabulous food.

It's a fabulous food face.

Looks ace, Natterjack.

Now, Kerwhizz Kids, here are four more foodie faces.

Can you tell which one is exactly the same as Natterjack's?

Is it the green, the yellow, the blue or the red?

Which tasty face matches Natterjack's? Start that clock!

ALARM RINGS

Tick tock, no more clock.

Did you know the correct answer?

What do you thinkie, Ninki?

Red! HE GROWLS DISAGREEMENT

We say yellow, cos they look the same.

We think it's green, Kerwhizzitor!

And what do you think?

Well, Ninki, you said red. You've got the wrong head!

Kit, you said green. Your eyesight's not so keen.

But, Twist, you said yellow...

And I say, clever fellow.

CHEERING

What about me?

You're top of the tree, little buddy.

I wouldn't get all the answers correct without you.

Oh!

Has Twist's answer put him in the Kerwhizzical lead?

Well, well - teams Ninki, Twist and Kit are all on one point each.

CHEERING

This is so exciting!

Kerwhizzitor, can we have a peek at the Pod Mods please?

Good idea, Kit. Reveal the Pod Mods!

Pod Mods! Pod Mods! Pod Mods! Pod Mods!

What perfectly marvellous Pod Mods we have today!

There's the frisky whisk,

a glistening gadget that can get you out of all sorts of trouble.

Ooh!

Kerr-umbs! There's the grater scraper,

guaranteed to shred anything in your path.

Ah!

And there's the cheeseboard,

the slickest, smoothest way to move around the track.

Wow!

Those Pod Mods are amazing!

I want them all! HE GROWLS

-RUMBLING

-Ooh, what's that noise?

It's Burping Herbert.

He eats questions and burps out the answers!

With so much food about, I expected Herbert to be here earlier.

I wonder what delicious delights he's collected for us today?

HE BURPS

He's brought a carrot, a cake, a cucumber and a coconut.

Remember, a carrot, a cake, a cucumber and a coconut.

Uh-oh, Herbert's been having a late lunch.

What has he started to munch?

Is it blue, a smelly sock?

Yellow - a lemon?

Green - a sprout? Or red - a carrot?

What's Herbert eaten? Can you tell Kerwhizz Kids?

Let's tick tock that clock.

ALARM RINGS

The clock's tocked its last tick.

Team Ninki, tell me please, what did Herbert eat?

Yellow, the lemon. Definitely.

-Team Twist?

-Go on, Snout, just say it's a sprout.

-Red. The carrot.

-You didn't say sprout.

-Hmm.

-We think it's blue, the smelly sock.

-Eugh!

Kerwhizz Kids, do you think you know the answer?

Herbert, what did you scoff?

RUMBLING

-It was red - the carrot!

-CHEERING

Well done, team Twist. Which means you are in the lead with two points!

While teams Kit and Ninki have one point each.

CHEERING

-Oh, Boodle?

-Yes, Ninki?

Can I sing at your foodle, as a way of saying thankie-poos?

Er, OK, Ninki.

Thanks. Must practise. SHE CLEARS THROAT

SINGS BADLY OUT OF TUNE # The quiz with added whizz... #

Ooh no! Ninki's ill! Get a doctor!

Boodle, Ninki's not ill - that's just her singing.

-LAUGHTER

-Ooh! Oh.

AUDIENCE: Eugh!

Here comes that nifty whiffer, King Pong!

Welcome, your Majesty.

OK, this is the round where you could win that extra special prize.

ALL: The Mystery Mod!

Pip, Snout, Kaboodle - this round's for you.

Watch our hide-and-seeking skunk very carefully.

He's going to pop in and out of these four fine pies very fast!

But which will be the pie he hides in last?

Kerwhizz Kids, keep your eyes on the pies as we play...

Hunt The Skunk!

Time's up!

So, which pie is King Pong hiding in?

The blue? The red? The green? Or the yellow?

Do you think you know?

Pip says...

HE GROWLS ANSWER

-Snout says...

-The green pie.

-Kaboodle says...

-Hmm, a pie would be perfect for my foodle.

I wonder how you make it.

Kaboodle?

Huh? Oh! Sorry Kerwhizzitor -

the answer's blue.

What do you think, Kerwhizz Kids?

King Pong, pop out of your hidey pie!

DRUM ROLL

Our sly skunk was hiding in the blue pie!

Which means, Kaboodle, you've won today's Mystery Mod!

Yay!

But remember, my little springy thing, before you take it,

this Mod could help you take first place, but it might ruin your race.

Do you want it in today's race world?

I'll have it! Perhaps it'll help me cook even better at my foodle.

Did you want a sneaky peek at Kaboodle's Mystery Mod?

TINKLING

It's a great big chef's hat! Kaboodle will be pleased with that.

Ah, there's one more question for you to answer.

And it's brought to you by the cat who likes his food cool.

-It's...

-Kat Kool's Sound Round.

Kat Kool's invited all his Kerwhizzical Kerr-uestion friends

round to dinner.

Listen to them all eat.

MUNCHING AND CRUNCHING

Wow! What a noise!

Kerwhizz Kids, I want you to tell me who the noisiest eater is.

Listen again.

-Is it red - King Pong?

-DELICATE BITING

-Green - Burping Herbert?

-MUNCHING

-Blue - Natterjack?

-FRANTIC GOBBLING

-Or yellow - Kat Kool himself?

-QUIET NIBBLING

Which of the Kerr-uestion characters is eating the loudest?

Start that clock!

DELICATE BITING

MUNCHING

QUIET NIBBLING

FRANTIC GOBBLING

ALARM RINGS

Time's up! So, teams - what did you say?

-Team Ninki?

-It's green - Burping Herbert.

-Team Twist?

-It's blue, the noisy Natterjack.

-Team Kit?

-We say blue as well.

And the answer is...

-FRANTIC GOBBLING

-Blue!

Which means teams Twist and Kit are right.

CHEERING

Now we've looked at all the questions, let's check final scores.

Team Ninki has one correct answer, team Kit has two,

and team Twist has three!

Yay! CHEERING

And how many questions did you get correct?

However you did, you're all great Kerwhizz Kids!

CHEERING

So, Twist, you have first choice of today's Pod Mods.

Pod Mods! Pod Mods! Pod Mods!

What will team Twist choose? The frisky whisk?

The grater scraper?

Or the cheeseboard?

What do you think, Snout?

I say grater scraper so we could be greater than the other two teams.

That's brilliant, Snout. We'll take it!

Kit and Kaboodle, which Pod Mod do you want?

The frisky whisk or the cheeseboard?

The spee-eedy chee-eeseboard, plee-eease, Kerwhizzitor!

Which leaves Team Ninki with the frisky whisk.

I wonder how that will help us in the race?

HE BARKS

I don't want to make dinner with it. I'm going to Kaboodle's foodle,

so I need to save my appetite.

That's right, Ninki. I'm going to make the tastiest food ever,

for all of you!

I hope it will be sprout flavoured with sprout sauce,

and sprout juice and sprout ice cream!

-Mmm, yummy.

-LAUGHTER

There'll be no foodle unless we get on with today's race, teams.

So, let's build those Pods and add those Mods.

Have you guessed the place where our teams will race?

I hope no racers choose to have a nibble before Boodle's foodle!

Reveal the race world!

Wow!

It's a world of food! The Fun Food Freeway!

Teams, you'll pass with ease over the big cheese.

Before making a meal of the wedge of veg.

Then, after the main course, it's a trip down Pudding Lane,

before you have seconds on lap two.

Two laps of the track, teams. Round and back.

-Ready?

-Ready!

Ready! Ready!

BEEPING

BLAST!

And our teams are off! Through the big cheese.

Ooh! Cheese! I could make cheese and jelly surprise!

Ssh. Those cheeses are starting to wobble...

Team Ninki have the edge as they approach the wedge of veg.

WHOOSHING

WHOOSHING

WHOOSHING

That hedge of veg could be a problem in lap two.

But for now, it looks like Ninki's getting stuck...

into some cupcakes in Pudding Lane.

I love...cupcakes! HE BARKS DISAPPROVINGLY

I know it's Boodle's foodle tonight, Pip,

but a few little teeny weeny nibbles won't hurt.

Pip!

Oh! I'll have to save that cupcake for the next lap.

-WHOOSHING

-Snufflicious snacks!

-But we promised Kaboodle!

-Oh yeah.

RUMBLING

Is that thunder?

No, it's my stomach.

I need food!

While Kit's tum grumbles, team Ninki are in the lead at the end

-of lap one.

-WHOOSHING

Time to practice my singing for Boodle's foodle, Pip.

HE GROWLS WORRIEDLY

Oh, what nonsense. My beautiful voice won't cause a cheese slide!

SHE SINGS BADLY OUT OF TUNE

SHRIEKS SONG

RUMBLING

Oops... THUD!

Who switched the lights off?

CRASHING

-Quick, Boodle, use our Pod Mod!

-Yay!

The cheeseboard!

Let's get surfing!

Hey-yeah-eah-yeah!

-Far out, Pip!

-Thanks, Kerwhizzitor!

Any time! Now, how are the other teams getting on?

How are we going to get out of this cheesy pickle?

-CHILDREN:

-Pod Mod! Pod Mod!

-Of course! Use our Pod Mod!

The frisky whisk!

Ninki and Pip are being whisked out of the big cheese.

But how will Twist and Snout escape?

Never fear, Kerwhizzitor. We're out already!

We were going to use our Pod Mod, the grater scraper...

But then we decided to eat out way out!

Shame there were no sprouts though.

Pip and Team Kit are the only ones not to eat before Boodle's foodle.

And Kit's tum is rumbling more than ever!

-Will she get to the finish and the foodle in time?

-Oh no!

How are we going to get round this hedge of veg?

Terrific! I could make my famous carrot and toffee pudding!

RUMBLING

What can I do, Kerwhizz Kids?

Of course! The Mystery Mod. It's a...

-Chef's hat(!)

-Oh, goodie!

RUMBLING

-I wonder...

-I love chef's hats.

Now I'll be able to cook even better.

-GOBBLING

-This will be the best foodle ever!

What's that noise?

HEAVING BREATH

-You've eaten all the carrots!

-I had to! To get past the hedge of veg.

And I didn't eat it all.

RUMBLING

While Kit has a salad, Ninki has leapt into the lead.

But will she stop and snack this time?

Too many cakes! I feel ill...

-Too much cheese.

-We feel ill!

Too many carrots - I feel ill.

Oh no, all our teams have lost the taste for this race.

Is anyone hungry enough to win?

HE BARKS

WHOOSHING

Great driving, Pip!

Team Ninki win today's race.

Hmm. No-one's on the victory podium.

Ah, they're all at Boodle's foodle.

GROANING

I wonder if they have their appetites back?

More carrot, cheese and ice cream pie, Pip?

HE BARKS AND GUZZLES

ALL: Eugh!

THEY LAUGH

See you next time, Kerwhizz Kids!

Who'll win the next cool, crazy race

in Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz?

# The quiz with added whizz! #

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