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# Answer the questions and get them right

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# You'll have a pod that's out of sight

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# Take your racers round the track

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# Use those mods to get you back

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# It's Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz

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# Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz

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# It's the bizz you'll never want to miss

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# It's Kerwhizz Cos that's where it is

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# Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz #

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-Hi, Kerwhizz Kids.

-KIDS: Hi, Kerwhizzitor!

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Welcome to Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz.

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I'm Kerwhizzitor, your quiz controller

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on this rock and roller coaster of a show.

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We can't have a quiz without our top whizzes!

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Who will you root for when our contestants hit the floor?

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Please welcome them all.

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Ninki and Pip.

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I'm Ninki I'm dinky, that's how I'm the best.

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With my hot pooch Pip, we'll beat the rest.

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CHEERING

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Twist and Snout.

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-I'm Twist.

-I'm Snout.

-We're cool. We're neat.

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-With skill,

-and sprouts,

-we're the team to beat.

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CHEERING

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Kit and Kaboodle!

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-I'm brainy.

-I'm zany.

-We're Kit and Kaboodle.

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-I'll electrify you.

-I'll use my noodle.

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CHEERING

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Practising my smile, Pip, for when we win the race!

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Grr?

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I know we have to answer questions first but I have to look my best.

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-I'm feeling full of confidence.

-Snout's feeling empty of sprouts.

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Teams, answer the questions and get them right and you'll have a racer that's out of sight.

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-Let's play...

-KIDS: Kerwhizz!

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Grr.

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I AM concentrating - on my victory pics, Pip. Look!

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KIDS GIGGLE None of them look cool.

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And when I DID look my best,

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look who spoiled my smile!

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Ninki, no-one will be smiling if we don't get this quiz under way.

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-OK, Kerwhizzitor.

-Grrr.

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It's round one. Join in if you know the answers.

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-Here's our fun 'n' fair friend...

-KIDS: Natterjack!

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Hi, Natterjack.

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Teams, look at what our topmost toad is holding on the end of his stick.

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Is it green, an ice-cream?

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Red, a coconut?

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Yellow, a duck?

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Or blue, a swan?

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What do YOU think, my clever Kerwhizz kids?

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Let's start the clock.

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We're out of time.

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Let's see who's answered correctly. Team Ninki says...?

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It's green. Mm. Ice-cream.

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-Team Twist says...?

-Yellow. Duck.

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-Team Kit says...?

-It's beautiful blue, the swan.

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What's YOUR answer?

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Team Ninki, team Kit, you're...offline.

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The answer is yellow, the duck!

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CHEERING

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Twist and Snout, you're doing fine.

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Did YOU know that, Kerwhizz kids?

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-Oh, no!

-Grr!

-That's right, Pip.

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We need those points to fit MY smile into a beautiful victory picture.

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-Grr!

-OK. OUR smiles.

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OK, teams. Without further ado, onto Natterjack question two.

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Natterjack has a tricky jigsaw and he needs your help.

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Can you find the missing piece?

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Is it the yellow?

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The green?

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The blue? Or the red?

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Kerwhizz kids, pick your piece please.

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Let's start the clock.

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Tick-tock, stop!

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Who's got the correct answer?

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Teams Ninki and Twist, I don't wish to be mean,

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but Kit and Kaboodle are right.

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They chose green.

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CHEERING

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Well done, Kit.

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Just examine the dimensions of the empty space

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and place those next to the four pieces.

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Kit only guessed cos it's my favourite colour.

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-Er, well, yes.

-GIGGLING

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What was YOUR answer? If you said green, you're super-keen.

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Let's take a look at the scoreboard.

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Team Ninki has yet to score. Teams Kit and Twist have one each.

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CHEERING

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Kerwhizzitor, when do we get our Mod?

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Not yet! The team with the most correct answers

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gets the first choice of mod to fit onto their pod.

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To help us win the race!

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What Mods have we got for your pods today? Do you want to see?

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-Yes!

-Excuse me?

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-LOUDER: Yes!

-Pardon?

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LOUDER: Yes!

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Pod mods! Pod mods! Pod mods!

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-Mm. We've got some rubber bumpers!

-Ooh!

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-A set of balloons.

-Aah!

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-And a candyflosser.

-Huh?

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Some fairly fun-tastic mods for today's race world.

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Have you guessed where today's race will be? Keep ker-watching!

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-How about this, Pip?

-Grr.

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-OK. This?

-Grr-rrr!

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I've got to find the right smile before we start the race!

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BUR-R-P! Yay!

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Yay! It's Burping Herbert!

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Uh-oh. What has that burp-osaur done this time?

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Our not-so-shy burposaur has burped over a coconut.

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We still have coconut number 7,

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coconut number 5

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and coconut number 4.

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But what number used to be here?

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7...

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5...4...

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The red number 6?

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The green number, 149?

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The yellow number 8?

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Or the blue number 3?

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Come on, tell me. Which one will it be?

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Start that Kerwhizz-icle clock!

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Your number's up.

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Let's take a glance and find out the answer.

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Teams, which number did you choose?

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It was green last time, so let's stick with that. 149.

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The number er...8?

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Twist, it IS 8...minus 2, of course. The answer's 6.

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What do YOU think? I can count on you for the right answer.

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The answer was red, 6.

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-Well done, team Kit.

-Yeah! CHEERING

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You're in the lead with two points.

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Team Twist is resting on one.

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Team Ninki, there's work to be done.

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Kerwhizzitor's correct. I HAVE to get my smile right.

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How about this? Eugh!

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Poo!

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There's nothing wrong. It's only...

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ALL: King Pong!

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It's our smelly disappearing skunk.

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King Pong's round can help you win that extra special prize.

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ALL: The mystery mod!

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Pip, Snout, Kaboodle, this round's for you.

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Our disappearing skunk will pop in and out of these crazy cutouts.

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Which one will he pop in and out of last?

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-Let's play...

-Hunt The Skunk!

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So, which cutout was King Pong's last pop-out?

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The red...? The green?

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The yellow...? Or the blue...?

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-Pip says...

-Grr!

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-Snout says...

-Red.

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-And Kaboodle says...

-Yellow!

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What do you think? King Pong!

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Place your face in the correct space!

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Snout, you win today's mystery mod.

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CHEERING

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This prize could help you win the race, but it could spoil your fun.

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-Do you want it in today's race world?

-Um... Er...

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We'll take it, Kerwhizzitor.

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Do you want a sneaky peek at today's mystery mod?

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It's a free ride token.

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A free ride on what?

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Before we find out, it's time for...

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Cat Cool!

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Cat Cool's tooting his bumper car horn.

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-TOOT TOOT

-Did you hear loud and clear?

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-TOOT TOOT

-Toot that hooter one more time.

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TOOT TOOT

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Tell me, which note is the same as the toot that hooted?

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Was it the red note?

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HONK HONK HONK

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-The green note?

-TRUMPET!

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-The yellow note?

-TOOT TOOT

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-Or the blue note?

-WA-OOO!

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Do you think you know?

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Start that Kerwhizz-icle clock!

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HONK HONK

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TRUMPET

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TOOT TOOT

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WA-OOO!

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Time's up!

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Was the correct toot coming from the red, green, yellow or blue note?

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-Team Ninki says...

-Yellow!

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-Team Twist says...

-Yellow.

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-Team Kit says...

-We think it's yellow, too.

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Which note got your vote? Cat Cool, reveal the correct sound.

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TOOT TOOT

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Yes!

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All our teams were correct. Where does it leave our tuneful twosomes?

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Ninki and Pip on one point,

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were pipped by Twist and Snout on two points,

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who were routed by today's top team,

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Kit and Kaboodle!

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CHEERING

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Kit and Kaboodle!

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They got three questions out of four.

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Did you get more? However you did, you're all great Kerwhizz kids.

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CHEERING

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Now stand in line.

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It's pod mod time!

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Pod mod! Pod mod!

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Kit and Kaboodle, you have first choice of mod to fit onto your pod.

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The balloons, the bumpers or the candyflosser?

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I can't choose. I'm SO excited!

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BOING!

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Looks like we could do with some protection.

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Oh. I boodled my noodle.

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We need the rubber bumpers please, Kerwhizzitor.

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Good choice! They may give you extra...bounce.

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What's left for our second place team, Twist and Snout?

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We need to think carefully. Don't want to rush it.

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Candyfloss Kerwhizzitor, please!

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How's that going to help us win?

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No idea, but Snout loves sprout and candyfloss pie.

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The flosser could make you tasty racers.

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And you have the mystery mod so you may be the team that's hardest to beat.

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-What's left for our third team?

-The balloons?

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-Oh, c-rumbs!

-Grr!

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If we float over the finish line, I'll be too high for my picture.

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Rrrr!

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Time to build those pods and add those mods.

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Now it's time to reveal the race world!

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Have you guessed where it is yet? Take a look and see.

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CHEERING

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Wow!

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It's a funfair.

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Funfair Freeway!

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Let's shoot round the route to see where our teams will scoot.

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We spiral through the Helter-Skelter Belter,

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rumble along Bumper Car By-Pass

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and fly down the Faster-Than-Moster Roller Coaster.

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Keep an eye out for the cunning shortcut, too, the Hall of Mirrors.

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Two laps of the track, teams, round and back. Ready?

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-Ready!

-Ready!

-Ready!

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They're away, hurtling towards Helter-Skelter Belter.

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SNOUT: Ooooh!

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Kit tears ahead, as they enter Bumper Car By-Pass.

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By my calculations, our pod plus one thump equals game over!

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What are we going to do? KIDS: Pod mod!

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Yes! Use our pod mod, the rubber bumpers!

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Hang on, Kaboodle. We're in for a bumpy ride!

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Yay! We're through! And look!

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There's the shortcut.

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One knock from those cars and I could get a hair out of place!

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What do we need? CHILDREN: Pod mod!

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Of course! Our pod mod balloons!

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Pip, we'll use that shortcut next time around.

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So I'll have more time to smile at the finish.

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-This is fun, eh, Snout?

-Ooh!

-Come on! Dodging is my middle name!

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You don't have a middle name!

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Team Twist is making up lost time. Is Team Kit too far ahead?

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Wow! The Hall of Mirrors!

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Amazing! Terrific! Brilliant!

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I wonder what Ninki would make of these mirrors!

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-Pip, we're going the wrong way!

-Rrr!

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Let's leave Ninki to float.

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Team Twist's starting to climb the Faster-Than-Moster Roller Coaster!

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-You opened your eyes in time, Snout!

-Oh, good.

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Huh? Oooh!

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Time for the end-of-lap recap!

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Twist and Snout are on lap two. Team Kit are...

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-Amazing. Terrific. Brilliant.

-..still in the Hall of Mirrors.

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-Team Ninki are...

-Still going the wrong way.

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Will teams Ninki and Kit find a way to win the race? Keep ker-watching!

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-Can we go now, Kaboodle?

-Amazing. Terrific. Brilliant.

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Some shortcut THAT was!

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Pip, we can't keep floating for ever.

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Time to go down below.

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Uh-oh.

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Ninki and Kit are back in the race.

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This calls for our pod mod!

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-The candyfloss should slow them down.

-What a waste!

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Cheer up, Snout. Press the mystery mod button.

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-It might give you a sprout!

-Mmmm!

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-A free ride! Let's do the helter-skelter again!

-Um, Twist...?

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The flo-o-oss!

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I wish I could have some sprouts with this floss.

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My victory is going to taste so much sweeter than Twist's pod!

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Look, Pip! The shortcut!

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KABOODLE: More mirrors!

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Oh, no. Not this time, Kaboodle!

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Time to practise my smile for the finish, Pip.

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Huh? I can't have a victory photo looking like this!

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Or this!

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While Ninki's reflecting, teams Twist and Kit are neck-and-neck

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as they enter the roller coaster for the last time.

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-Snout, is that your tummy?

-Don't think so.

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GURGLING

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Pip, we're catching up!

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We're slowing down. Fire up the boosters.

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Here comes a big,

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beautiful...

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..ball of candyfloss!

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Team Kit wins!

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Yay!

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Team Kit were the main attraction at today's funfair.

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CHEERING

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Did Ninki get a great photo at the finish?

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-Rrr!

-No, Pip!

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I do NOT look good in a beard.

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