Bowling Alley Rally Kerwhizz

# Answer the questions and get them right

# To have a Pod that's out of sight

# Take your racers round the track

# Use those Mods to get you back

# In Kerwhizz the quiz with added whizz

# Kerwhizz the quiz with added whizz

# It's the quiz you'll never want to miss

# In Kerwhizz cos that's where it is

# Kerwhizz the quiz with added whizz! #

Hi, Kerwhizz Kids!

-KIDS:

-Hi, Kerwhizzitor!

Hi, I'm Kerwhizzitor,

your quiz controller on this rock and rollercoaster of a show.

Yeah!

By the way, today's a very important day, but before I tell you why,

let's meet the teams.

Who will you be rooting for when our contestants hit the floor?

Please welcome them all.

-Ninki and Pip.

-I'm Ninki, I thinky

-that I'm the best with my hot food tip we'll beat the rest.

-Yeah!

Twist and Snout.

-I'm Twist.

-I'm Snout.

-We're cool, we're neat. With skill...

-And sprouts...

-..We're the team to beat.

-Yeah!

-Kit and Kaboodle.

-I'm brainy.

-I'm zany.

-We're Kit and Kaboodle.

I'll electrify you.

-I'll use my noodle.

-Yeah!

Welcome, teams!

Thank you very much.

-Before you answer your questions...

-To win a Mod.

To fit onto our Pods.

-..I've some very important news for you.

-Yes?

As a special twist today - sorry, not YOU, Twist.

-It's international "be nice to everyone" day.

-Brilliant!

Er, what does that mean?

"Be nice to everyone" day means we have to be especially nice.

To everyone, all the time.

Be nice to everyone? All the time?

I can't see that catching on!

Well, it seems to me that whoever's nicest

-always ends up winning the race.

-Be nice equals win.

Hmm. Interesting.

Teams, answer the questions and get them right and you'll have

a racer that's out of sight.

-So, let's play...

-Kerwhizz!

Good luck, everyone. Oh, and, Kit, have I ever told

you how much the colour of that suit,

-er, suits you?

-Er, thank you.

-And Snout.

-Yes, Ninki?

You've got a lovely snout.

Thank you. I have, haven't I?

You think I'm being too nice, Pip?

It's round one. Don't forget to join in if you know the answer.

Now, there's only one creature as stylish as me.

Meet the top-most toad in the world, Natterjack.

Our natty Jack has brought some cool shoes to show you.

They really bowl me over.

Now, look at these four pairs of shoes.

Which pair matches Natterjack's?

Is it the green,

the red, the yellow or the blue?

Can you tell, my clever Kerwhizz Kids? Let's start the clock.

We're out of time. So, let's see who chose the right shoes.

Team Ninki says...

-Blue.

-Team Twist says...

-Green.

-Team Kit says...

-Red.

What's your answer?

Team Kit, Team Twist, you're out of line.

But Ninki and Pip, it's true.

It's blue.

Yes, we're right, we're the best.

Oh, yes, be nice.

I meant, better luck next time, everyone.

Without further ado, on to Natterjack's question two.

Here's a jolly jigsaw of

Natterjack holding a ball, but it's not all finished.

Which piece is the bit that fits?

Is it this one, the yellow,

this, the green,

this, the blue

or this one, the red?

Start the clock.

Tick tock shock.

Who's got the correct answer this time?

Question screen, please reveal the answer.

It's blue too.

Ninki and Pip, you've done the double.

And what was your answer, Kerwhizz Kids?

Let's look at the scoreboard and see how our teams are doing.

Teams Twist and Kit, you're both on 0 but, Ninki and Pip,

it's two points out of two.

Ninki and Pip!

I suppose that's not very nice for the other teams.

-I'll try something different in the next round.

-Dear Kerwhizzitor.

-Yes, Kit?

-What Mods have you got for our Pods today?

-Shall we find out?

-Yes!

-Dress?

-Yes!

-Cress?

-Yes!

Well, we have a lucky bowling arm charm.

Ooh!

The super speakers.

Wow!

-And last but perhaps least, the quicker sticker sticky stuff.

-What?

Glue! I mean, glue.

True, Kit, glue.

I like the sound of those speakers.

Aha! It's...

Burping Herbert.

Herbert's in a skittlish mood today.

Check out his five skittles.

Orange, red, pink, purple and gold.

Remember - orange, red, pink, purple and gold.

Wow! Herbert's bowled over by them.

Kerwhizz Kids, which skittle did Burping Herbert knock down?

Was it the green, the blue,

the yellow or the red?

Do you think you know? Start the Kerwhizzical clock.

Time's up.

So tell me, teams, which answer did you choose?

It has to be red.

Oh, be nice.

OK, in that case, I mean it's green.

We'll go for the red, then.

I'll take blue, please. Thank you.

And what do you think?

Which colour skittle did Burping Herbert hittle?

There you go. It was the red skittle.

-After all that kerfuffle, Ninki and Pip chose the wrong colour.

-Yeah!

So, what does that do to our scores?

Kit and Kaboodle are yet to score.

Twist and Snout have got one, and Ninki and Pip still have

two correct answers.

-We don't mind being last, do we, Boodle?

-Don't we?

("Be nice to everyone" day.)

Oh, yeah, nice is fun,

nice is fun. Well done, everyone.

That smell can only mean one thing.

Well, either the drains are blocked again or it's...

King Pong!

There's that smelly skunk.

OK, here's your chance to win that extra-special prize.

The Mystery Mod!

Pip, Snout, Kaboodle, this round is for you.

Watch our funky skunk very carefully. He's hiding again.

But where?

Which will be the ball he hides behind last? Let's play...

Spot the skunk!

So, which ball is King Pong now hiding behind?

The red, the green,

the yellow or the blue?

Do you think you know?

-Pip says...

-HE BARKS "Yellow!"

-Snout says...

-Red.

-Kaboodle says...

-Green.

-What do you think?

King Pong, which ball are you hiding behind?

-Kaboodle, you've done it. You've won the Mystery Mod.

-Yes!

This prize could give you the edge. Do you want to have it

-in today's race world?

-Yes.

Well, maybe we shouldn't - it wouldn't be nice.

-So, you don't want it?!

-No. If it's "be nice to everyone" day,

we can leave the Mystery Mod behind and just have a fun race instead.

This actually hasn't happened before. That is very nice of you.

Kit and Kaboodle don't want the Mystery Mod, but do you want

-a sneaky peek at what they're missing?

-Yes!

It's a skittle stopper.

I have a feeling that might be very useful in today's race world.

Have you guessed what it is yet?

MUSIC PLAYS

Before we find out, it's time for...

Kat Kool's Sound Round!

Check out the screen and listen to Kat Kool rule.

He's tremendous on the trumpet.

What a cool sound!

Did you hear, loud and clear?

Where's Kat Kool's super sound now?

Is it played by the red note?

The yellow note?

The green note?

Or the blue note?

Do you think you know?

Start the Kerwhizzical clock.

Time's up.

So, where was our trumpet playing?

-Team Ninki says...

-Yellow.

No, I think we've been nice enough already, Pip.

I'm sticking with yellow.

Team Twist says...

-Yellow.

-Team Kit says...

-Yellow.

-And you say...

Kat Kool, reveal that trumpet.

The yellow note was trumpetastic.

-You were all correct.

-Yeah!

But where does this leave our teams when we tot up the answers?

Ninki and Pip are Kerwhizz winners.

Yeah!

Yeah!

I mean, sorry.

Did you do well too?

However you did, you're all great Kerwhizz Kids.

Yeah!

Now, stand in line.

-It's Pod Mod time.

-Pod Mod! Pod Mod! Pod Mod!

Ninki and Pip, you have first choice of Mod to fit onto your Pod.

What's it to be? The lucky bowling arm charm,

the ground-shaking super speakers or the quicker sticker sticky stuff?

Yes, choosing the arm can't do any harm.

We'll have the lucky bowling arm charm, please, Kerwhizzitor.

OK, it's all yours. ..Twist and Snout.

You got two questions right,

so you get a second choice of Pod Mod. What's it to be?

We've just got to have the ground-shaking super speakers.

They might not make you faster, but you can't beat a music blaster.

What's left for our third-placed team, then?

-Kit and Kaboodle.

-Glue?

That isn't just glue - it's quicker sticker sticky stuff.

It still looks like glue to me.

OK, teams, it's time to make your racers even pacier.

Let's build those Pods and add your Mods.

It's time to reveal the race world.

Yeah!

Have you guessed the place where we're going to race?

Bowling balls, bowling shoes, skittles.

Reveal the race world.

Wow!

It's a bowling world.

The great bowling alley rally.

Let's shoot round the route and see where our teams will go.

They'll tackle the twisty turny tunnels,

race into the mysterious skittle forest,

speed through King Pong's shoe room -

nose pegs ready for that one -

and after that it's bowling alley alley.

Two laps of the track, teams, round and back. Ready?

BOTH: Ready!

BOTH: Ready!

Ready!

Go, go, go!

Er, go?

-After you, Kit.

-No, after you, Twist.

Why don't you both go first?

Twist, it's still a race.

I suppose so. Well, we're starting.

-Best of luck, everyone.

-You too.

Wow! Look at the size of those finger holes. Huge!

Erm, this way.

Er, no, this way.

Ninki's lost already.

This way, Ninki!

Thanks, Twist!

Got into a bit of a tunnel trouble there.

Wow, skittle forest.

Are they skittles or trees?

A bit of both, I think.

Ooh.

King Pong's shoe room.

I love those shoes.

You should get some, Kit. They'd look great on you.

I'm not sure I really like them after all.

Our teams shoot through the shoes and roll into bowling alley alley.

-BEEPING

-What's that beeping?

Beep, beep, beep, beep!

I don't think it's a good thing, Kaboodle.

How are we going to get past the skittles? Any ideas?

Pod Mod! Pod Mod!

Yes, our Pod Mod, the lucky bowling arm charm.

Fire!

-It's a strike!

-Oh, yes!

-BOTH:

-Oh yeah, oh yeah!

-Thanks, Ninki.

-You're very welcome.

As our teams shoot out of the chute, it's time for the end of lap recap.

Ninki and Pip are in the lead,

and news just in, it's not international

"be nice to everyone day" after all.

What?

Er, slight mix-up.

International "be nice to everyone day" is next week,

but I'm sure you'll still be nice to everyone anyway, won't you?

No more nice Ninki.

I believe this race is going to get a lot pacier in lap two.

This is the way we came before.

Isn't it? Hello?

Yes, completely lost.

Shall we help them again?

I think I've had enough of being really nice today.

-Whoa, these shoes are stomping even faster now.

-What do we do?

Pod Mod! Pod Mod!

We use our Pod Mod.

The super speakers.

Wow, I've never seen shoes dance so well!

Actually I've never seen shoes dance at all without feet inside them.

Thanks for sorting out the shoes, guys!

While Teams Twist and Kit compete for the lead,

-where are our last-placed team?

-Even more lost than before!

Will Ninki and Pip rally and catch the others in the alley?

Keep Kerwatching, Kerwhizz Kids!

-Kit.

-Yeah.

That beeping's back - beep, beep, beep, beep.

-What's it called again?

-Argh!

The ball! We need help.

What can we do?

Pod Mod! Pod Mod!

Yes, the Pod Mod.

Use the quicker sticker sticky stuff.

Whoa!

That wasn't very nice of us.

But nothing can stop us now.

See you later, guys!

-Er, Kit.

-Yeah.

Uh-oh.

Where's Team Kit?

Oh, no! Maybe we should have taken the Mystery Mod after all.

Yes, the skittle stopper would have been useful.

It looks like Twist and Snout are going to win,

unless Ninki and Pip have caught up.

This is great fun! We should get lost more often.

Twist and Snout win bowling alley rally.

-Well done, you two!

-Yes.

-Yeah!

-Team Twist had a ball in today's bowling alley rally.

-Yeah!

But what about our other teams? What are they up to?

Doesn't the world look different upside down?

Doesn't the world look great upside down?

Who will win the next cool,

crazy race in Kerwhizz, the quiz with added whizz?