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Oh, no. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
It's happening AGAIN! | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
Wah-ha-ha, huh?! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Hee-hee... | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
-Oh. -Huh? -Ah! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
-Oh! -Ah! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
At Rotten Core Technologies we know being evil is a full-time job. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:07 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
Yeah, yeah. Get to it, tiny inter-web person. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
That's why Rotten Core is introducing the next wave in villain technology. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:17 | |
The iDestruct. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
-CHEERING -That Evil Stevens is a genius. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
I don't even know what it does yet and I want one! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Now, let me tell you what makes the iDestruct so special. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
It's an atomising destructo-ray. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
This little devil packs such a wallop it can disable 30 city blocks! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:39 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
That's 30 city blocks in your pocket. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Boring! Gimme something useful. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
And that brings us to its second feature, mind control. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:56 | |
We must have one. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Bah! Who needs that stuff? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
How about a voice activator, remote-controlled garage door opener? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
Now we're talking! With one of those things, | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
our garage door will finally submit to my will! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
HEYYYYY! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
League of Super Evil, we have a mission! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
Obtain one of those fancy garage door openers at any cost! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
Are you sure? I bet they're expensive. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Didn't you hear me say "any cost"? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Ah, you missed the best part. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Evil Stevens just said that for the first five customers in line, | 0:02:38 | 0:02:43 | |
-they're free! -To the V mobile! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Hmm... To the bus stop! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
What's the big long line for? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
What, already?! What kind of loser lines up this early?! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
The Line Master! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Wherever there is a line, I, the Line Master, will always be first! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
Big summer blockbuster? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
First in line! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
That cool new video game? First in line! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
No-one can camp out longer, no-one can line up faster! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:23 | |
Are you kidding me? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Voltar, it's OK. We'll just cut in behind him. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Devious plan, Doktor Frogg! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
Only one problem with it, though. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
My holographic line-bots | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
already have free iDestruct numbers two, three, four and five. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:44 | |
One for each colour. Oh, and one other thing, | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
when the Line Master rules the queue, there are no cut-ins! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:53 | |
Lemme guess, you tried to cut in on the Line Master, right? | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
Grr! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
The end of the line isn't so bad, Voltar. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
I can still see the front of the store. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
End of the line?! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
No-one sends the League of Super Evil to the end of the line! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
Voltar, we'll never be able to get our mind control... | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
-Ah! Garage door opener. -Ohh, garage door opener, | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
if we actually have to pay for it. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Full frontal assault, men. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Use brute force to knock that nerd to next Wednesday! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:30 | |
Who's Bruce Force, is he here? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Oh! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Oh, this line is nothing compared to the time I waited a month | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
for tickets to see Ultimo Supremo set his pants on fire. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
Or when I was first in line for the Game Blog 64... | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
Red, when I say "go", | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
you clobber him! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
Well, I don't know, Voltar, | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
I mean, he really hasn't done anything to us. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
Except stand in the way of MY garage door opener! Oh! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
I'll take care of him and everyone else in line. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
Wah-ha-ha! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
This, my friends, is an Opera Blaster | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
and soon everyone will beg for mercy! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
Hardcore, Frogg. Knock yourself out. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
SINGS OPERA | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
See, it's working! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
And it's catchy, too. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
Must. Stay. In. Line! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
Lemme guess, you tried an Opera Blaster, right? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
HONK! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Hmm... Ha! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Can I help you? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
A hearty congratulations to you, my evil friend, | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
you and your robotic associates have qualified | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
for the advanced buyer station at the back of the store! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Woo! Yeah! OK, woop-woop, oh, you! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Ya-ha! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
This is highly unusual. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Hmm, suit yourself, buddy. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
No, wait! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
I accept...that I master as triumphant yet again! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
So long, suckers! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Victory! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Just think, you'll never have to open a garage door again. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
And think of all the puny minds we can control. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:42 | |
TANNOY FEEDBACK | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Attention, villains! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
The Rotten Core Store will be opening in a few seconds! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:51 | |
This is it! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
There was no advanced buyer station. You tricked the Lie Master! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:57 | |
That's right, friend. Now, stand aside, | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-we've got a garage door opener in there with our name on it. -Maybe. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
But you'll need to be in the VIP line to get in first. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
What VIP line? Nobody told me about a VIP line. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Ooh, it's got a velvet rope and everything. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
It could be a trick. Frogg... | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
..check it out. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
BEEPING | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Yep, it's real velvet, all right. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Yes! First in line! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Um, you know, if we faced the other way | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
it's just like we're at the back of the line. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
You're not as dumb as you look, big guy. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Wah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Back of the line?! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
NO! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Always first, for I am... BING-BONG! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
Store is open, folks! Grab 'em while you can! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-Red, get me to the next door, throw me! -But, Voltar... | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
Throw me! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
In and over! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS I'll take my free iDestruct now. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:23 | |
As always, the Line Master is first in... | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Take that, Line Loser! I'm first! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:33 | |
One free garage door opener, please. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Yes! With this garage door opener I shall rule the... | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Wait a minute, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-it's pink?! -Special edition pink! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
That one's one of a kind. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Oh, you got one! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Ooh, Voltar, this changes everything! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
With mind control and a destructo-beam | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
we can truly be a force to be feared! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
I refuse to own a pink garage door opener, Frogg. Pink is not evil. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
Gimme a black one! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Sorry, kid, we're sold out. He bought the last five. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
I've got midnight black, | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
sinister black, dark black, | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
sinister black the sequel and extreme black! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
Line-bots, move out! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Mutant Pinata part 6 opens next week | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
and we shall be the first in line! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Mind control, Voltar, use the mind control! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:46 | |
That's it. Frogg, you're a genius! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
I'll take that and thank you very much. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
SMASH! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
Garage door mode. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
Open! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
O-pen! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Hmm, maybe if I reset it. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
OK, try it now. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
Open! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Open, open. Now, now, now, now! Open! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Ohhh! Curse that Rotten Core for wasting my time! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
This thing is useless! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
It has a built-in letter opener. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Really?! I've always wanted one of those. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Someday, men, in the near or distant future, | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
we will get a letter and when that letter arrives, | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
oh, it shall be opened. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
-Yay! -Oh! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 |
