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It's happening AGAIN!
JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS
At Rotten Core Technologies we know being evil is a full-time job.
Yeah, yeah. Get to it, tiny inter-web person.
That's why Rotten Core is introducing the next wave in villain technology.
-That Evil Stevens is a genius.
I don't even know what it does yet and I want one!
Now, let me tell you what makes the iDestruct so special.
It's an atomising destructo-ray.
This little devil packs such a wallop it can disable 30 city blocks!
That's 30 city blocks in your pocket.
Boring! Gimme something useful.
And that brings us to its second feature, mind control.
We must have one.
Bah! Who needs that stuff?
How about a voice activator, remote-controlled garage door opener?
Now we're talking! With one of those things,
our garage door will finally submit to my will!
League of Super Evil, we have a mission!
Obtain one of those fancy garage door openers at any cost!
Are you sure? I bet they're expensive.
Didn't you hear me say "any cost"?
Ah, you missed the best part.
Evil Stevens just said that for the first five customers in line,
-To the V mobile!
Hmm... To the bus stop!
What's the big long line for?
What, already?! What kind of loser lines up this early?!
The Line Master!
Wherever there is a line, I, the Line Master, will always be first!
Big summer blockbuster?
First in line!
That cool new video game? First in line!
No-one can camp out longer, no-one can line up faster!
Are you kidding me?
Voltar, it's OK. We'll just cut in behind him.
Ha-ha-ha! Devious plan, Doktor Frogg!
Only one problem with it, though.
My holographic line-bots
already have free iDestruct numbers two, three, four and five.
One for each colour. Oh, and one other thing,
when the Line Master rules the queue, there are no cut-ins!
Lemme guess, you tried to cut in on the Line Master, right?
The end of the line isn't so bad, Voltar.
I can still see the front of the store.
End of the line?!
No-one sends the League of Super Evil to the end of the line!
Voltar, we'll never be able to get our mind control...
-Ah! Garage door opener.
-Ohh, garage door opener,
if we actually have to pay for it.
Full frontal assault, men.
Use brute force to knock that nerd to next Wednesday!
Who's Bruce Force, is he here?
Oh, this line is nothing compared to the time I waited a month
for tickets to see Ultimo Supremo set his pants on fire.
Or when I was first in line for the Game Blog 64...
Red, when I say "go",
you clobber him!
Well, I don't know, Voltar,
I mean, he really hasn't done anything to us.
Except stand in the way of MY garage door opener! Oh!
I'll take care of him and everyone else in line.
This, my friends, is an Opera Blaster
and soon everyone will beg for mercy!
Hardcore, Frogg. Knock yourself out.
See, it's working!
And it's catchy, too.
Must. Stay. In. Line!
Lemme guess, you tried an Opera Blaster, right?
Can I help you?
A hearty congratulations to you, my evil friend,
you and your robotic associates have qualified
for the advanced buyer station at the back of the store!
Woo! Yeah! OK, woop-woop, oh, you!
This is highly unusual.
Hmm, suit yourself, buddy.
I accept...that I master as triumphant yet again!
So long, suckers!
Just think, you'll never have to open a garage door again.
And think of all the puny minds we can control.
The Rotten Core Store will be opening in a few seconds!
This is it!
There was no advanced buyer station. You tricked the Lie Master!
That's right, friend. Now, stand aside,
-we've got a garage door opener in there with our name on it.
But you'll need to be in the VIP line to get in first.
What VIP line? Nobody told me about a VIP line.
Ooh, it's got a velvet rope and everything.
It could be a trick. Frogg...
..check it out.
Yep, it's real velvet, all right.
Yes! First in line!
Um, you know, if we faced the other way
it's just like we're at the back of the line.
You're not as dumb as you look, big guy.
Back of the line?!
Always first, for I am... BING-BONG!
Store is open, folks! Grab 'em while you can!
-Red, get me to the next door, throw me!
In and over!
WHISTLE BLOWS I'll take my free iDestruct now.
As always, the Line Master is first in...
Take that, Line Loser! I'm first!
One free garage door opener, please.
Yes! With this garage door opener I shall rule the...
Wait a minute,
-Special edition pink!
That one's one of a kind.
Oh, you got one!
Ooh, Voltar, this changes everything!
With mind control and a destructo-beam
we can truly be a force to be feared!
I refuse to own a pink garage door opener, Frogg. Pink is not evil.
Gimme a black one!
Sorry, kid, we're sold out. He bought the last five.
I've got midnight black,
sinister black, dark black,
sinister black the sequel and extreme black!
Line-bots, move out!
Mutant Pinata part 6 opens next week
and we shall be the first in line!
Mind control, Voltar, use the mind control!
That's it. Frogg, you're a genius!
I'll take that and thank you very much.
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.
Garage door mode.
Hmm, maybe if I reset it.
OK, try it now.
Open, open. Now, now, now, now! Open!
Ohhh! Curse that Rotten Core for wasting my time!
This thing is useless!
It has a built-in letter opener.
Really?! I've always wanted one of those.
Someday, men, in the near or distant future,
we will get a letter and when that letter arrives,
oh, it shall be opened.
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