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-What's on TV?
-Flea yak show.
Where two yaks watch paint dry?
-What a waste of time!
Well, I find it very relaxing.
You know, you've got the worst taste in TV, Red.
Every day I walk by you have an even stupider reality TV show on!
-Hey, it just got drier.
-Oh, it did?
-It just got drier and you totally missed it.
Come on. Dry, baby, dry!
MANIACAL LAUGHTER, STOPS SUDDENLY
Out of my way or I shall destroy you!
Can't we just talk about it?
You're right, communication is always the best solution.
Um...what's with all the stupid dolls?
These aren't dolls. These are collectible, limited edition
ultra-popular action figures!
Don't you recognise them?
Um, er... Yes, sure I do.
He hasn't seen Captain Bubbles and the Freedom Police! Huh!
I bet you don't even get the TV channel it's on.
THEY ALL LAUGH
We get the channel. We get, er...
We get...lots of channels.
So what channel is it?
Um, I don't quite remember right now.
You can't remember it's on Channel 62?
We don't get Channel 62.
Yes, we do. We get all 62 channels.
There's more channels than that!
Exactly! I know that.
I've only been testing you
in order to see what pathetic number of channels you have.
We have all the channels!
THUNDER CLAPS, LAUGHS MANIACALLY
It looks like it's gonna rain.
I didn't know we had one zillion channels.
Yes, we do! We have one zillion TV channels.
Prove it - let's see them.
Er, tomorrow, at dawn.
You and your wormy little minions will bow down in awe
when you see my one zillion channels.
Er, this could be difficult.
But not out of the question.
You see, one zillion is more than an umpteen and a gazillion.
Though not as much as a bazillion.
It's a very difficult number to count to.
How do we know when we have a zillion channels?
When the needle hits the big TV you've got a zillion channels!
Oh, that's awesome, Doktor Frogg.
But I think you inverted
-your multi-variable diagonal matrix logarithm.
A little more to the right and the picture will be ours!
I need more right!
We only have one channel?!
Hi, Voltar. What's on?
It looks like two yaks watching paint dry.
I love that show!
I've all the action figures,
they have kung fu hooves and realistic eye blinking action!
What colour are they watching today?!
In order to get to one zillion, we'll need more than one channel.
So, this is my evil plan.
We are going to get Steve's cable box!
Perfect for my newest invention, a cable box tractor beam.
I've got a bite!
But I've already got Steve's cable box.
Yeah, he said I could borrow it while he's away.
But if you have the cable box, then...
What's on the end of my tractor beam?
I didn't know we had farms around here!
# League of super evil! #
It's just what I feared.
We are going to need
a quad-band roto asamit duo synchronist TV satellite.
I LOVE satellites!
You see, satellites feed nations with their TV programming.
There are billions of channels out in space,
some say even a zillion of them
all fed by this massive array of metal which hangs over the earth.
If we were to capture all the satellites and modify them
then their beams could be reversed to take over the world!
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
But, we get a zillion channels too, right?
Uh, yes, we get a zillion channels too.
Get me those satellites
and I shall be victorious!
I have just the thing.
I've been saving this for a special occasion!
I must fix that.
Our very own rocket ship.
That can be in orbit in 3.2 seconds!
Stand aside, Frogg.
I'll be hogging the outer space glory on this mission!
On second thought, Frogg, it's all yours.
What do I get to do?
Stand right there.
-CAR ALARMS BEEP
-Yes! Victory shall be mine!
Whoa! That's better than TV.
Ground Control to Major Frogg...
-How's it going up there?
-Just about to focus the first...
You should have a signal now.
It's working, it's working!
Total world domination will be mine!
Hurry up, Frogg. Those snot-nosed kids'll be here soon!
Yes! Ha-ha-ha-ha. One billion channels!
And now that the satellites are ours, I can modify the beams
and control the world!
Major Frogg to Ground Control. Turn to channel 4,543
and take the volume to maximum. The world will be ours!
Not now, Dr Frogg. I've got snot-nosed kids
to awe into submission.
Voltar, are you there?!
D'oh! I'll have to do it manually.
Look upon my work and despair.
One zillion channels!
Enough! You win. You win!
Make it stop! Make it stop!
Yeah, I'm looking for a Voltar.
Go ahead! Feast your eyes and bow down to me!
Actually, I'm with the TV Satellite company.
For a zillion channels, we're gonna need a payment in advance.
One zillion dollars? WHAT?!
I don't have a zillion dollars!
Well, no zillion dollars, no zillion channels.
No! Wait! What just happened?
Boring. I'm going home.
Don't leave. I'll get the zillion channels back.
Nah. Even with a zillion channels, there's still nothing to watch.
-I'm gonna read a book.
It's OK, Voltar. We still get the one channel.
That's a victory, huh?
I wonder how Frogg's gonna get home.
Oh...I knew this was going to be too short.
Stupid, stupid, stupid Frogg!
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