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Behold! The mighty Voltarsaurus Rex!

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CHICKEN CLUCKS

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Easy, big fella...

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Nice doggie...

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CHICKEN CLUCKS LOUDLY

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OK, Voltar. Stay calm.

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Yes!

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The stupid beast is no match for the super villainous mind of Volt...

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HE GASPS FOR BREATH

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Red, Doktor Frogg! Help me!

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MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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# League Of Super Evil

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# League Of Super Evil. #

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Mwa-ha-ha...

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Mwa-ha-ha...

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It wasn't funny the first 200 times you did it either!

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Here's a thought!

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If you really want to do something evil,

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why don't you come up with a plan to, say, oh I don't know,

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RULE THE EARTH?

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Oh! It says here in my book that dinosaurs once ruled the earth!

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Rrrr! Rrrr!

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That's the spirit, Red!

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We'll get a dinosaur!

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Except you can't! They're extinct!

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Don't bore me with the details. Can't you do something sciency?

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Well, we could always use

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my experimental Clone-O-Tron 9000 machine!

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Just think! With an actual dinosaur,

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we can change the course of human history!

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Imagine the possibilities!

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PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING AND SIRENS ARE HEARD

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Yes, Frogg! No lawn ornament will be safe from our vengeance!

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Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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That's one way to use it.

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# League of Super Evil. #

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Oh, boy! The Natural History Museum!

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This isn't a field trip, Red Menace.

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We're here on an important mission!

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Why are we here again, Frogg?

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To borrow a dinosaur bone and use its DNA to make our clone!

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Then we can rule the earth!

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And grind those lame garden ornaments into dust! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

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Everyone! Follow me!

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The sign says this way to the dinosaurs.

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If you had any sense of history,

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you'd know that the prehistoric creatures should be over here!

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With the pioneers?!

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Everybody knows cowboys use dinosaurs

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to pull their stage-coaches!

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And, let's not forget dino's distant cousin - the mummy!

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It's just history, Frogg.

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You see these ancient Greeks?

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Without the past,

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they never could have built that first fire on the moon!

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But that's a caveman

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and they weren't around with the dinosaurs either!

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Of course they were!

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Who do you think taught the T-Rex to sing and dance?

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Not that wooly mammoth!

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By the way, nice job you did with the printing press, big fella.

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WHAT? You know nothing about history!

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-We're never going to find...

-The...

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dinosaur room!

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Told ya!

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It's just like the dino in my book!

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But bonier.

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Hey! No flash photography!

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You!

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ALL: You!

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So...we meet again, Justice Gene.

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Oh, no. It's not Justice Gene anymore. It's Museum Gene -

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night watchman.

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PIN DROPS

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THE LAUGH

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Sure, you're laughing now, but soon,

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I'll work my way up to day watchman. THEY SNIGGER

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And then...

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after a few remedial summer school courses,

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I'll be a fully-fledged superhero.

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ALARM RINGS

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It's past six o'clock. Museum's closed.

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Please head for the nearest exit. You!

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No fondling the fossils. Out!

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-Voltar, we need that bone.

-Not to worry, Dr Frogg.

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What this superhero wannabe doesn't realise

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is he's dealing with an evil mastermind.

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HE SIGHS

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Huh? Wha...? Who's there?

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Hey, where d'you go?

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Where...? Where are you?

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Wha...? No touching!

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Get away from my dinner!

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That's it.

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You've left me no choice

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but to physically eject you from the premises.

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Huh? I know someone's there - I felt you tap me.

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WAAHH!

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OK, everyone. I know you're in here. Freeze!

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Hmm.

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Sure is weird how the eyes in these displays seem to follow you.

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Huh? Eek!

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IT BELCHES

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Aha! I knew ancient Greeks didn't have marshmallows on the moon.

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I'll have to strike fast. They'll never see it coming.

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Waaahh!

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Huh?

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Ha-ha. Take that rule-breaker!

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What do you want, one of these right here?

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Go, Gene. You got that mannequin where you want him.

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Hold on. Oh, boy. Hey, wait.

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One, two, three... Winner!

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Red!

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We've got dinosaur bones to borrow.

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Oh, right.

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Ughh!

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Hey!

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No running in the museum.

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Wait a second. They're after the dino-bones.

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Well, not on my watch.

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Rematch, later.

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Yes, once again, the league of...

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-Where'd it go?

-Voltar? I gotta go to the bathroom

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You don't need my permission. We've been over this.

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No, Voltar, I can't. The bathroom's all filled up with bones.

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Yes. We've done it.

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Not so fast, evil-doers!

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Thanks to Museum Gene, you won't be stealing any bones today.

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ALL: Ooh!

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Oh, impressive!

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We just wanted to borrow a tiny bone,

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but you dismantled an entire exhibit.

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They really frown on superheroes doing things like that, you know.

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Wha...? No. Now, wait, I...

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I was just trying to help and then I, uh...

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Oh, no. What have I done?

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I'll never make day watchman now, let alone superhero.

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Ha!

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You've gotta help me. I'll do anything. ANYTHING!

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Anything?

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Anything.

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Will you calibrate our lasers?

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Eat worms? Dig to the earth's centre?

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Pick fleas out of Doomageddon's favourite blanket?

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Put new batteries in our clock radio? Buy us a flying monkey?

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-And give us back rubs while cheering our supreme evilness?

-Voltar?

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Dinosaur bone?

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Wha...? Oh, right.

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And don't forget to give us a dinosaur bone.

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Oh, fine, but only a small one.

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Can we get started on rebuilding that skeleton before I get fired?

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I don't know, Voltar. It doesn't look like the book.

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HE PLAYS A TUNE

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It's PERFECT!

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Oh, I owe you guys big time.

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That's right. You do.

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Now, aren't you forgetting something?

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Oh...!

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-Boy, you're really tense.

-Not that!

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The bone.

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Huh? Oh.

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Yes! Victory is ours!

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HE CACKLES

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Pretty snazzy jazzy.

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Pretty slick, huh?

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And take your leftovers with you.

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Now, we shall release a new history of evil

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upon the world.

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HE CACKLES

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CLUCKING

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You what?

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He's so cute.

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Step aside as we set off to rule...

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the world!

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How did this happen?

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SOBBING

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One, two, three, four...

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I thought this was a five-piece chicken meal.

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