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Behold! The mighty Voltarsaurus Rex!
Easy, big fella...
CHICKEN CLUCKS LOUDLY
OK, Voltar. Stay calm.
The stupid beast is no match for the super villainous mind of Volt...
HE GASPS FOR BREATH
Red, Doktor Frogg! Help me!
# League Of Super Evil
# League Of Super Evil. #
It wasn't funny the first 200 times you did it either!
Here's a thought!
If you really want to do something evil,
why don't you come up with a plan to, say, oh I don't know,
RULE THE EARTH?
Oh! It says here in my book that dinosaurs once ruled the earth!
That's the spirit, Red!
We'll get a dinosaur!
Except you can't! They're extinct!
Don't bore me with the details. Can't you do something sciency?
Well, we could always use
my experimental Clone-O-Tron 9000 machine!
Just think! With an actual dinosaur,
we can change the course of human history!
Imagine the possibilities!
PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING AND SIRENS ARE HEARD
Yes, Frogg! No lawn ornament will be safe from our vengeance!
That's one way to use it.
# League of Super Evil. #
Oh, boy! The Natural History Museum!
This isn't a field trip, Red Menace.
We're here on an important mission!
Why are we here again, Frogg?
To borrow a dinosaur bone and use its DNA to make our clone!
Then we can rule the earth!
And grind those lame garden ornaments into dust! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Everyone! Follow me!
The sign says this way to the dinosaurs.
If you had any sense of history,
you'd know that the prehistoric creatures should be over here!
With the pioneers?!
Everybody knows cowboys use dinosaurs
to pull their stage-coaches!
And, let's not forget dino's distant cousin - the mummy!
It's just history, Frogg.
You see these ancient Greeks?
Without the past,
they never could have built that first fire on the moon!
But that's a caveman
and they weren't around with the dinosaurs either!
Of course they were!
Who do you think taught the T-Rex to sing and dance?
Not that wooly mammoth!
By the way, nice job you did with the printing press, big fella.
WHAT? You know nothing about history!
-We're never going to find...
It's just like the dino in my book!
Hey! No flash photography!
So...we meet again, Justice Gene.
Oh, no. It's not Justice Gene anymore. It's Museum Gene -
Sure, you're laughing now, but soon,
I'll work my way up to day watchman. THEY SNIGGER
after a few remedial summer school courses,
I'll be a fully-fledged superhero.
It's past six o'clock. Museum's closed.
Please head for the nearest exit. You!
No fondling the fossils. Out!
-Voltar, we need that bone.
-Not to worry, Dr Frogg.
What this superhero wannabe doesn't realise
is he's dealing with an evil mastermind.
Huh? Wha...? Who's there?
Hey, where d'you go?
Where...? Where are you?
Wha...? No touching!
Get away from my dinner!
You've left me no choice
but to physically eject you from the premises.
Huh? I know someone's there - I felt you tap me.
OK, everyone. I know you're in here. Freeze!
Sure is weird how the eyes in these displays seem to follow you.
Aha! I knew ancient Greeks didn't have marshmallows on the moon.
I'll have to strike fast. They'll never see it coming.
Ha-ha. Take that rule-breaker!
What do you want, one of these right here?
Go, Gene. You got that mannequin where you want him.
Hold on. Oh, boy. Hey, wait.
One, two, three... Winner!
We've got dinosaur bones to borrow.
No running in the museum.
Wait a second. They're after the dino-bones.
Well, not on my watch.
Yes, once again, the league of...
-Where'd it go?
-Voltar? I gotta go to the bathroom
You don't need my permission. We've been over this.
No, Voltar, I can't. The bathroom's all filled up with bones.
Yes. We've done it.
Not so fast, evil-doers!
Thanks to Museum Gene, you won't be stealing any bones today.
We just wanted to borrow a tiny bone,
but you dismantled an entire exhibit.
They really frown on superheroes doing things like that, you know.
Wha...? No. Now, wait, I...
I was just trying to help and then I, uh...
Oh, no. What have I done?
I'll never make day watchman now, let alone superhero.
You've gotta help me. I'll do anything. ANYTHING!
Will you calibrate our lasers?
Eat worms? Dig to the earth's centre?
Pick fleas out of Doomageddon's favourite blanket?
Put new batteries in our clock radio? Buy us a flying monkey?
-And give us back rubs while cheering our supreme evilness?
Wha...? Oh, right.
And don't forget to give us a dinosaur bone.
Oh, fine, but only a small one.
Can we get started on rebuilding that skeleton before I get fired?
I don't know, Voltar. It doesn't look like the book.
HE PLAYS A TUNE
Oh, I owe you guys big time.
That's right. You do.
Now, aren't you forgetting something?
-Boy, you're really tense.
Yes! Victory is ours!
Pretty snazzy jazzy.
Pretty slick, huh?
And take your leftovers with you.
Now, we shall release a new history of evil
upon the world.
He's so cute.
Step aside as we set off to rule...
How did this happen?
One, two, three, four...
I thought this was a five-piece chicken meal.
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