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The Night Before Chaos-mas

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About time, Voltar! Grrr!

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Oooh!

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TOILET FLUSHES

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-Did you use air freshener?!

-Lilac Explosion!

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Uh? Can't you use the tree in the backyard like normal doomhounds?

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Aaaaah!

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BUZZING

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Yeeeaaaargh!

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HE SNIGGERS

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Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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-Tee-hee!

-Urgh!

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-Huh?

-Ow!

-Aaargh!

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T'was the night before Chaos-mas

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All villains were asleep

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Except for that naughty old scamp

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Kinder Creep

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So up from the toilet he popped with a sneer

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With gifts for the villains who'd been evil all year

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The fish-heads were placed under the carpet with care

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So the horrible stench would soon stink up the air.

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Fools! A lair doesn't have a fireplace!

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Chaos-mas! Oh!

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-Baa-hooee!

-Huh? Oh! Doktor Frogg!

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-Don't you believe in Kinder Creep?

-Pfft! Of course not!

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I am a scientist.

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Plus the meanie didn't bring me the atom smasher I wanted!

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Even though it was at the top of my Chaos-mas list

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in my neatest handwriting!

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Ah! Time to watch my favourite Chaos-mas special,

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It's A Horrible Life.

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Aaargh! No TV! Life really is horrible!

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Why don't you help us trim the tree, Voltar?

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-Kinder Creep is coming tonight!

-He never leaves me anything!

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Except for these lousy form letters.

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"Dear villain, Mr Creep regrets to inform you

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"that you've not been naughty enough to receive a gift... Nah-nah."

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Ouch!

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Meanwhile, all the other villains in Metrotown get really great gifts!

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Oh! Hey!

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Now THAT'S a naughty idea!

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Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Ha-ha! Disguised as Kinder Creep and his evil helpers,

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we'll sneak into the other villain's lairs,

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open their new toys, and lick them!

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Eurgh!

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Exactly! And then take all the batteries,

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so they'll have to make a trip to the store to buy new ones!

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What if the real Kinder Creep finds out?!

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He might get mad! And he knows where our toilet is!

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Oh, pish-posh!

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Don't be such a Kinder Wimp! We're sneaking in AFTER he leaves the toys.

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Our sewer-sleigh is ready!

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Let's jump the draindeer!

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Grrrr! Aarf!

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How does he get Doomy to glow like that?

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Depleted nutroniam doomhound biscuits.

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Wooah!

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-Eurgh!

-Eeeew!

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It looks like we've found our first stop!

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Nnngh...urgh...aaah!

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THEY CACKLE FIENDISHLY

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Rrrrr...beep-beep!

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LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

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Eurgh!

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Oh! Ha-ha-ha!

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FIZZLING AND CRACKLING

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GASPS

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Big mistake!

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Not this place!

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Pfft! Nonsense, Frogg!

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Since Skullossus is extra evil,

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I bet Kinder Creep gave him extra sweet toys.

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What?! Where are the toys?!

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Maybe Skullussos wasn't naughty this year.

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Oh, please! He's the Dean of Mean!

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Obviously Kinder Creep hasn't been here.

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-DOOR OPENS

-Huh?!

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Ho-ho-haaaa! Merry Chaos-mas!

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Kinder Creep! Is it really you?!

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Obviously, this is another impostor trying to weasel in on our plan!

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Pure pillow!

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Gink, gink, gink...

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OK, so that's real.

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But this fake-y beard? Ha!

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Nnngh...nngh...

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Woooaah! Urgh!

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Aaargh! Merry...Chaos-mas!

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Merry, indeed!

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Kinder Creep began firing his plungers with glee...

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Ha-ha-ha! Oh!

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-..in what could only be called a Chaos-mas...

-Splat-o-spree!

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Kinder Creep?

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Is that you?!

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Or...is that you?

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And where are my Chaos-mas toys?!

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Yes, Kinder Creep! Where are Skullossus' toys, hmm?

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Uh...toys, right!

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Well, um...ahem!

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Bad little boys have to go sleepy-bye if they want toys in the morning.

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Oh!

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Aren't you going to drink the sour milk and eat the rancid cookies?

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GAGS

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Well, what are you waiting for, Kinder Creep? You know the drill.

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Oh! Yummy, yummy!

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-Why, he just loves them! Right, Kinder Creep?

-Thank you!

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Night, night, Kinder Creep!

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Now, why don't you skip on over here

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and get what you deserve?!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Noooo!

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Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Three naughty boys and their doomhound compete

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Trying to out-fly the Kinder Creep!

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Hey, that part's not in the book!

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On, draindeer! Go, go! Yee-haa!

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Grrrr!

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Eeek!

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Flush, flush, flush, why the big rush?

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Quick! Close the lid!

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There's no way Kinder Creep could possibly get into our lair now!

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Mua-ha-ha... TOILET FLUSHES

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Uh...I forgot about the toilet in my potty bathroom.

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You have your own bathroom?!

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-Yeah, but it's mostly for my pet iguana.

-You have a pet iguana?!

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Ho-ho!

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ALL: Kinder Creep!

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You can hide all you want,

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but know this, you four,

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the things you want most?

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Check the living room floor.

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Waaah-ha-ha-ha!

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Er...

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I think Kinder Creep is leaving.

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ALL: Oh! Yipee!

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Yipee! Ha-ha!

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Oh, thank you, Kinder Creep! I never got a Chaos-mas gift from you before.

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha.

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That's because, until this year,

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you've never done anything particularly naughty, Voltar.

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Yes! Exactly! What?

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Ho-ho-ho!

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RED MENACE GIGGLES

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But your scheme was very rotten this year.

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I decided you deserved a special reward.

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Oh!

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ALL: Thank you, Kinder Creep!

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You're very welcome. Ha-ha.

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And now I'm off to spread some more Chaos-mas fear

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to the other little villains in Metrotown.

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Ho-ho-ha!

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ALL LAUGH EXCITEDLY

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Oh! A portable atom smasher!

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Now I can endanger civilisation while I'm on the road!

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Cool! A new mask!

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And with real eyeholes!

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What did you get, Voltar?

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Oh! It's just a big dumb book.

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Wait!

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It's the Big Dumb Book Of Evil Plans! Ha-ha!

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"A gazillion and one naughty things for the evilly-impaired."

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Er...er... "Chapter one - how to turn a book into a stink bomb."

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Oooh!

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-ALL COUGH

-Euch!

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And we heard the Creep laugh as he rode off in a rush

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Stinky Chaos-mas to all

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And don't forget to flush.

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TOILET FLUSHES

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