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About time, Voltar! Grrr!
-Did you use air freshener?!
Uh? Can't you use the tree in the backyard like normal doomhounds?
T'was the night before Chaos-mas
All villains were asleep
Except for that naughty old scamp
So up from the toilet he popped with a sneer
With gifts for the villains who'd been evil all year
The fish-heads were placed under the carpet with care
So the horrible stench would soon stink up the air.
Fools! A lair doesn't have a fireplace!
-Huh? Oh! Doktor Frogg!
-Don't you believe in Kinder Creep?
-Pfft! Of course not!
I am a scientist.
Plus the meanie didn't bring me the atom smasher I wanted!
Even though it was at the top of my Chaos-mas list
in my neatest handwriting!
Ah! Time to watch my favourite Chaos-mas special,
It's A Horrible Life.
Aaargh! No TV! Life really is horrible!
Why don't you help us trim the tree, Voltar?
-Kinder Creep is coming tonight!
-He never leaves me anything!
Except for these lousy form letters.
"Dear villain, Mr Creep regrets to inform you
"that you've not been naughty enough to receive a gift... Nah-nah."
Meanwhile, all the other villains in Metrotown get really great gifts!
Now THAT'S a naughty idea!
Ha-ha! Disguised as Kinder Creep and his evil helpers,
we'll sneak into the other villain's lairs,
open their new toys, and lick them!
Exactly! And then take all the batteries,
so they'll have to make a trip to the store to buy new ones!
What if the real Kinder Creep finds out?!
He might get mad! And he knows where our toilet is!
Don't be such a Kinder Wimp! We're sneaking in AFTER he leaves the toys.
Our sewer-sleigh is ready!
Let's jump the draindeer!
How does he get Doomy to glow like that?
Depleted nutroniam doomhound biscuits.
It looks like we've found our first stop!
THEY CACKLE FIENDISHLY
FIZZLING AND CRACKLING
Not this place!
Pfft! Nonsense, Frogg!
Since Skullossus is extra evil,
I bet Kinder Creep gave him extra sweet toys.
What?! Where are the toys?!
Maybe Skullussos wasn't naughty this year.
Oh, please! He's the Dean of Mean!
Obviously Kinder Creep hasn't been here.
Ho-ho-haaaa! Merry Chaos-mas!
Kinder Creep! Is it really you?!
Obviously, this is another impostor trying to weasel in on our plan!
Gink, gink, gink...
OK, so that's real.
But this fake-y beard? Ha!
Kinder Creep began firing his plungers with glee...
-..in what could only be called a Chaos-mas...
Is that you?!
Or...is that you?
And where are my Chaos-mas toys?!
Yes, Kinder Creep! Where are Skullossus' toys, hmm?
Bad little boys have to go sleepy-bye if they want toys in the morning.
Aren't you going to drink the sour milk and eat the rancid cookies?
Well, what are you waiting for, Kinder Creep? You know the drill.
Oh! Yummy, yummy!
-Why, he just loves them! Right, Kinder Creep?
Night, night, Kinder Creep!
Now, why don't you skip on over here
and get what you deserve?!
Three naughty boys and their doomhound compete
Trying to out-fly the Kinder Creep!
Hey, that part's not in the book!
On, draindeer! Go, go! Yee-haa!
Flush, flush, flush, why the big rush?
Quick! Close the lid!
There's no way Kinder Creep could possibly get into our lair now!
Mua-ha-ha... TOILET FLUSHES
Uh...I forgot about the toilet in my potty bathroom.
You have your own bathroom?!
-Yeah, but it's mostly for my pet iguana.
-You have a pet iguana?!
ALL: Kinder Creep!
You can hide all you want,
but know this, you four,
the things you want most?
Check the living room floor.
I think Kinder Creep is leaving.
ALL: Oh! Yipee!
Oh, thank you, Kinder Creep! I never got a Chaos-mas gift from you before.
That's because, until this year,
you've never done anything particularly naughty, Voltar.
Yes! Exactly! What?
RED MENACE GIGGLES
But your scheme was very rotten this year.
I decided you deserved a special reward.
ALL: Thank you, Kinder Creep!
You're very welcome. Ha-ha.
And now I'm off to spread some more Chaos-mas fear
to the other little villains in Metrotown.
ALL LAUGH EXCITEDLY
Oh! A portable atom smasher!
Now I can endanger civilisation while I'm on the road!
Cool! A new mask!
And with real eyeholes!
What did you get, Voltar?
Oh! It's just a big dumb book.
It's the Big Dumb Book Of Evil Plans! Ha-ha!
"A gazillion and one naughty things for the evilly-impaired."
Er...er... "Chapter one - how to turn a book into a stink bomb."
And we heard the Creep laugh as he rode off in a rush
Stinky Chaos-mas to all
And don't forget to flush.
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