Counting on Victory League of Super Evil


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-What's the package?

-It's for Steve.

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He wasn't home, but someone had to sign for it. Ha-ha-ha!

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Aaaargh!

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Steve next door wants to know

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if you signed for his shipment of honey bees?

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BUZZING

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THEY SCREAM

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Mwah-ha-ha...

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-Huh?

-Hee-hee!

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Can't. Hold. Much. Longer!

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You must! Everything depends on this.

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OK, clear.

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Yes! Mwah-ha-ha!

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Victory!

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Now Mr Unsuspecting Neighbour has to mow our lawn. Mwah-ha-ha!

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We...don't really have a lawn.

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They got helicopters! Army assault vehicles!

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I knew sooner or later our diabolicalness

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would attract the army. Initiate camouflage attack mode!

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Here they come.

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Closer, closer...

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Attack!

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CAR HORN BEEPS

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No-one guards anything that well

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unless it's either royalty or valuable.

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To the V-Mobile!

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Mwah-ha-ha! I think it's top-secret military hardware

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that can be used to incite fear and panic to the city.

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Huh, no, the world!

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They're turning.

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Probably headed for a secret underground bunker

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protected by barbed wire state-of-the-art laser blasters

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and a moat filled with tigers.

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-Wouldn't the tigers drown?

-Tigers with boats!

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Mall-o-Mart?

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Oh, there it is!

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Curses, the impenetrable velvet rope defence.

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Noooooo!

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Gentlemen, please step back.

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If you want to win the fabulous Mall-o-Mart mystery prize,

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you've got to guess how many gumballs

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are in the jar like everyone else.

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Oh, really?!

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We're going to win that mystery prize!

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Ha! Fat chance, mister.

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I have calculated the gumball density

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with Kepler's sphere packing formula.

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0.7408 x 4/3 pi r cubed.

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Let me translate that into loser for you.

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I. Have. Already. Won.

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See YOU here tomorrow.

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Bring a bucket to cry into.

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Grrrr!

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Somebody just underestimated the League of Super Evil!

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Yeah, and that's really hard to do.

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Gentlemen, I have the most diabolical plan ever!

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We are going to hide in-store until it closes,

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emerge from our diabolically clever hiding spots,

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count the gumballs, put our "guess" into the ballot box

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and be home in time to watch Dancing With The Pets Of The Stars!

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ALL: Yes!

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# League Of Super Evil! #

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"Cheese wheel for food department.

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"Please leave in-store overnight and unguarded."

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Oh, OK!

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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Excellent Trojan cheese wheel, Red Menace.

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Euch, I could do without the stinky cheese aroma.

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Um, that's not the cheese...

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Pfffft!

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Bad, Doomageddon!

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-Euch!

-Got to get out of here!

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Where's the door?! Where's the door?!

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Cheese doesn't have a door.

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Pfffft...!

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THEY GASP FOR AIR

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Stinky!

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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Victory is within our grasp!

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Ohhh, where's Red?!

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Wah! La-la-la-la-la!

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Woohoo! Yay, yay, la-la-la!

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Rrr, ooo-ah-ooh-ah.

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Ha-ha-ha! Oh!

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Red Menace, every second counts. We can't waste valuable... Oh, cool!

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Ahem! I'd like to thank the world

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for providing me with so many things

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to borrow, destroy and pitilessly vanquish.

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Mr Voltar, your evil greatness, sir.

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What do you say to the millions

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of aspiring evil children who look up to you?

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You know, that's a great question, Barbara.

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I say "Stay in school, kids.

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"And slip a live crab into your teachers gym pants."

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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HE SNORES

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Ow.

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Red? Get me in that hatch!

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This ought to do the trick.

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Need I remind you that those things are dangerous?

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Nonsense!

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Red?

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CRASH!

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Yup, never saw that coming.

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A little lower. Lower.

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Too low.

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Higher!

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Fire!

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What? No! Not fire, higher!

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Waaah!

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-Ow.

-Sorry!

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Good shooting, Red!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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9,534,

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9,545,

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that prize is ours!

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Hee-hee! 9,546,

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9,547...

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This blue one looks familiar.

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Someday I will invent a way around the dreaded velvet rope.

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Frogg! Frogg!

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Guess how many steps there are on the escalator?

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Well, so far...

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9,548...

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There are 5,948.

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5,949...

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There aren't 5,948. At the most there's only 50 or 60.

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61, 62...d'oh!

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Wait!

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One, two...

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25,711...

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Frogg, write this down!

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Answer: 25,711. Got it!

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There are a lot of people outside.

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That's because the Mall-o-Mart is about to open.

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We've got five minutes to get out of here!

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Uh-oh.

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Wait a minute.

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Can you...?

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RUMBLING

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Red!

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-Wha...?

-We've got four minutes

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to get all these gumballs back in the jar!

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Go-oal!

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Ah-oww!

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# League of Super Evil! #

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We did it! Let's go.

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Wait! Our guess for the contest.

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Victory!

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THEY GIGGLE

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And the automatic counter says...

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Wish we'd known about that.

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25 thousand...

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seven hundred...

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and 11!

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What? No! 25,712!

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That's not what you told me.

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Frogg! You numbskull!

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But...we won!

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Frogg! You brilliant numbskull!

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With the exact number, the League of Super Evil!

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CHEERING

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We did it!

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But...Kepler's sphere packing formula is never wrong.

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It couldn't have been one gumball too high.

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I would like to accept this as the public's awestruck tribute

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to our potent evil supremacy.

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Show us our magnificent prize!

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CROWD GASPS

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Bubble wrap!

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Uh! Think of the hours of knuckle-snapping enjoyment!

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With one big pop, we can annoy people up to 30 metres away!

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You didn't win the bubble wrap, you won the super computer inside it!

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-Yes!

-What?!

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I didn't sneak in here inside a fake cheese wheel

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and spend all night counting gumballs for a lousy computer.

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I want my bubble wrap!

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Huh! You cheated?!

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Well...I, uh...

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The prize goes to Lemnear Dorkill.

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Yes!

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Thank you, Pythagoras!

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Ohhh.

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Wait, look!

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He left the bubble wrap!

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Yeah!

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Whoopee!

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Hey, Doktor Frogg, catch!

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POP! POP! POP!

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Whee!

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Victory!

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