Mwstash Llan-ar-goll-en

-Subtitles

-# Sometimes things go wrong

-in Llan-ar-goll-en

-# Objects disappearing like

-I don't know what in Llan-ar-goll-en

-# Only two can do the work,

-two detectives as a matter of fact

-# Help, things are getting worse

-in Llan-ar-goll-en

-# Here are Prys and Ceri the dog,

-our village's two detectives

-# Prys likes to rush around

-# Ceri the dog is very sensible

-# Come and visit our village,

-Llan-ar-goll-en #

-Ceri and Prys are busy in work.

-People have been talking

-about it for days.

-Go and find a new home, Mr Flea.

-There's no welcome on my tail!

-Huh?

-Huh?

-

-The moustache-athon!

-The villagers

-are growing moustaches...

-..to raise money

-for one-legged elephants.

-Everyone?

-This one will raise a fortune.

-There's nothing there.

-There's nothing there.

-

-Eh?

-I've been growing it for weeks.

-Don't worry. I can help you.

-Close your eyes.

-There you go, a bushy moustache.

-Lovely, shmovely!

-Thank you, Ceri. You're a star.

-I'm sorry.

-Dr Jim Clem?

-Where are you?

-I'm invisible.

-Goodness me.

-I'd grown a wonderful moustache too.

-It's long enough to wrap around you

-three times. Watch yourself.

-Wait. I think

-it'll go around one more time.

-Stop this nonsense. Let me see you.

-Why? I'm having too much fun.

-Hello, Mrs T.

-Aw! My foot.

-Dr Jim Clem?

-Where are you? Am I blind?

-He's invisible.

-It's gone. Someone stole it.

-My moustache.

-Sound the siren.

-There's a mystery to solve.

-Alert the detectives right away.

-Charge your batteries.

-There's a mystery to solve.

-Does your moustache

-look anything like this?

-Yes, just like that.

-Don't you worry, Arwel,

-I'll solve this mystery.

-We'll solve this mystery.

-We'll start with Dr Jim Clem.

-Good idea. Dr Jim?

-Hello!

-What happened to you, Dr Jim?

-I've made myself invisible.

-It was an accident. I'd been making

-moustache-growing lotion.

-I'd tried

-all kinds of different things.

-Vinegar was first,

-but it didn't work.

-It should only be used

-for your chips.

-Chips.

-Yesterday, I had the perfect lotion.

-I went to the shelf

-to fetch the lotion this morning...

-..but I grabbed the wrong bottle.

-A bottle of invisible lotion.

-Correct.

-Prys, go and search for more clues.

-OK.

-Now then, Dr Jim, can you make

-yourself visible again?

-I can, but I'll need

-water, fleas and vinegar.

-Lovely, shmovely.

-By the way, did you see

-anything suspicious today?

-No, I've had too much fun

-scaring people.

-Mrs T, did you see anything

-suspicious this morning?

-Yes, your moustache!

-What's wrong with it?

-It's not there.

-Poo!

-Who else have you seen today?

-Tara Tan Toc...

-..Arwel Achub...

-..and Dr Jim Clem.

-Well, I heard him.

-Are you responsible for that stench?

-No, the cat is.

-We've been putting vinegar on Sugar

-Lump's moustache to help it grow.

-Would you like to try it?

-It's miraculous.

-I think we've heard enough.

-Duty calls.

-Cheerio!

-Prys!

-Sorry, Clem.

-Tara.

-Have you ever seen a moustache

-like this one?

-This one.

-That's Arwel's moustache.

-He's been coming to the salon,

-combing it and colouring it.

-Dabbing some perfume on it.

-Did you see anything else?

-Only Arwel Achub

-going to Dr Jim Clem's house.

-Interesting.

-There's something different

-about you. What is it?

-Oh, my new earrings.

-Yes. Maybe.

-We've hunted and searched,

-pondered and mithered.

-And now the truth

-is perfectly clear.

-Strange things occur

-in this village...

-..but this is the strangest

-for a while.

-Who would want to steal

-Arwel Achub's moustache?

-Mrs Tomos Ty Twt and Sugar Lump?

-Tara Tan Toc?

-Or Dr Jim Invisible Clem?

-Prys Ar Frys is ready to reveal all.

-I'm sure the thief thinks

-he or she...

-..has deceived us this time.

-Isn't that right...

-..Mrs Tomos Ty Twt?

-What? Why me?

-Sugar Lump can't grow a moustache.

-You stole Arwel Achub's moustache

-and stuck it on your cat.

-You used vinegar

-to mask the smell of perfume.

-Not to help the moustache to grow.

-As Dr Jim Clem said...

-Vinegar was first,

-but it didn't work.

-It should only be used on chips.

-Chips!

-So, give the moustache back.

-It doesn't come off.

-Which means...

-..one thing.

-You didn't steal

-Arwel Achub's moustache.

-So, Tara...

-..you must have stolen it.

-Why would I do such a thing?

-I know what's different about you.

-Your eyebrows. Or your eyebrow.

-It's not an eyebrow - oh, no.

-It's nothing less

-than Arwel Achub's moustache.

-It's not coming off.

-No, they're my real eyebrows.

-It's not Arwel Achub's moustache.

-Don't you know anything

-about fashion?

-One eyebrow.

-The latest fashion.

-Sorry, Tara.

-If you didn't steal Arwel Achub's

-moustache, who did?

-Wag my tail and wiggle my nose,

-I've an explanation, so here goes.

-Slow down, Prys.

-The answer's been under our noses

-all the time.

-What?

-Well, under Arwel Achub's nose.

-Tara Tan Toc saw you

-going to Dr Jim Clem's house.

-Why?

-I don't remember.

-To borrow

-his moustache-growing lotion.

-Lies.

-You did it once

-and it worked perfectly.

-You returned for more

-and did the same mistake as Dr Jim.

-No-one stole your moustache.

-It's still under your nose.

-You're right.

-I'm sorry for trying to trick you

-but I wanted to raise lots of money.

-After all, it can't be easy

-being a one-legged elephant.

-But now, no-one will see

-my wonderful moustache.

-Oh, yes.

-What's that?

-A special lotion

-which will reveal your moustache.

-Water, vinegar

-and Sugar Lump's fleas.

-Yuck!

-No wonder Dr Jim

-didn't want this lotion.

-That's how we solved the mystery

-of the missing moustache.

-I just need a good ending

-to the story.

-I have a surprise for you.

-I've used some of Dr Jim's lotion.

-Ready?

-It's a kind of moustache.

-To be honest,

-the hairs tickle my nose.

-Atchoo!

-Where...?

-What do you think?

-Perfect.

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