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HISSING VOICE: Yes... | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
Good, good... That's it... | 0:00:16 | 0:00:21 | |
Now destroy! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
EVIL LAUGH | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
The 21st century faces a new kind of threat. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
The old-school spies have had their day | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Hidden in a place no villain would think to look... | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Welcome to MI High. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
But of course cell division is not the only means | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
by which organisms replicate themselves. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:13 | |
Now consider, for example, | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
the varied reproductive cycle of the sea cucumber, | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
Holothuria scabra. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
Now write that down. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Yes - Neanderthal man CAN make things fly. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
Him very clever! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Now, cloning is the ability to form exact copies of... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:38 | |
Forget sea cucumbers. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
The aliens are already here, cloning humans. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
They've got an army of super-beings ready to take over the Earth. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
So, what do you think of the new hair? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
-Cute. -Yeah, and like totally individualistic. -Thanks! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Now, cloning has been in the news a lot recently... | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
On this diagram you will see that sea cucumber relies | 0:02:08 | 0:02:13 | |
on the formation of tiny platonic larvae | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
which drifts along on the ocean current. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Uh, miss...I've got my community liaison session. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
That's very thoughtful of you, Blane. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Yeah, there's this OAP on my estate that I help out sometimes. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
Well, that is marvellous. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
They do so enjoy the company of younger people. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Right, off you go. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Daisy, are you all right? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Sorry, miss...can I be excused too? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:49 | |
I've just got this awful migraine. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Of course, of course, you poor thing! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Go see the nurse. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Now, um...sea cucumber. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Oh, it's not you as well, is it, Rose? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
-I, um, need the toilet. -FAINT LAUGHTER | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
I thought you at least would be interested in the reproductive cycle | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
of sea cucumbers. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
I am. I'll be right back. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Right... | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
WHIRRING AND BEEPING | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
TIMER BEEPS | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
-BEEPING STOPS -Too slow, too slow! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
And none out of ten for the exit strategy, Rose. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
That's the third time in a row you've used the toilet routine. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
-I'll try harder next time, Lenny. -Mm... | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Maybe if we had a real mission, instead of training all the time... | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
You HAVE got a real mission. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
This is what we've been preparing for. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Wicked! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
MI9's concerns are growing about the Prime Minister. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
At a recent summit, | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
he pronounced a new desire to make Britain great again. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Take a look at this. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
I envisage a new Europe - | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
one in which Britain and Britain alone shall rule. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:54 | |
GASPS FROM AUDIENCE | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
The PM has suddenly gone from peace-maker to war-monger. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:02 | |
MI9 are afraid he may be about to invade Europe, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
launching us into World War III. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
But why would he do that? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
That's what we want YOU to find out. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
I've pulled a few strings, | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
and the PM will be visiting St. Hope's later today. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
And he's coming to present the annual Brave Kids' awards | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
for kids who've done something, um...especially brave or kind. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
Now, the ceremony is being held here | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
because one of our pupils has, um, won the top prize. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:32 | |
Who me? A brave kid? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Quick... Let's go, quick, quick! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Congratulations on your work, Guinea Pig. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
General Flopsie and I are impressed, aren't we, Flopsie? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
But the Super-Criminal Underworld League sponsored your research | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
and now YOU must help US. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
-RASPING VOICE: -Grand Master, relax. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
My scientific trials are complete. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
The world is about to see what what we are capable of. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
Your mission is to investigate the Prime Minister. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Daisy, you'll go undercover as a reporter | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
for the United Schools Gazette. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Find out why he's behaving so aggressively. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
We need a suspect profile - personal history, family background. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
Plus we'll need blood and DNA samples. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
DNA? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
Deoxyribonucleic acid... life's building block. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Yeah. Try and keep up, Blane. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
How are you going to undercover with such a big mouth? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
At least I'm not just hired muscle. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
You mean martial arts expert, which beats being an expert at make-up. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
My mate Stewart would be worth ten of you. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Look, guys, who knows why MI9 chose us, | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
but we're in this together. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
It's our first mission, we can't afford to mess up. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Have confidence, Rose. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
You were all selected for your unique qualities. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
Scientific genius, | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
social chameleon, | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
martial arts expert. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Ah, I remember MY first mission. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
Brighton beach, crack of dawn, rubber dingy, | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
me, Chuckers and Ginger, | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
done up to the nines with camouflage... | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
Gadgets...any? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
Oh, yes, um, sorry. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Now this note pad conceals a DNA-analyser. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:25 | |
And this...a lipstick laser. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
It can cut a hole in metal at ten metres. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Lipstick... I don't think so. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Come on, Blane, pucker up... BLEEPING | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Kung Fu master have no need of flashy gadget. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
Daisy, you might want to keep the lid on that. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
Now, it's vital you memorise the details | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
of the reporter legend we've created for you. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
Your name is Charlotte Graham. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
Remember, any deviation from the facts | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
will compromise the mission, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
and could put you in deadly danger. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Hi. This is Charlotte Graham reporting. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
Pleasure to meet you, Prime Minister. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
My hair? Oh, it's just something casual. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
So what's my role in all this? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
I got top marks in target practice last week. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
You'll be covering Daisy. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
Just hide in plain sight, and act as counter surveillance. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
Um...it's another word for back-up, | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
as in...you'll be back-up for me. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Great. So they get to save the world, | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
and all I do is watch? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
It needs to go higher, Bicknall, higher up. That's it, | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
just lean, you lean forward. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Can you believe people are copying us already? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Didn't you copy your hairstyle from that actress on telly? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
And, um, who are you again? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
She just doesn't get fashion, does she? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Yeah, or how totally important it is. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
If you say so. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
But why worry about something that only lasts for a moment? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Loser. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Radio Club - be there, this lunchtime. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
-Sorry, Stewart, I can't. -I told you about the aliens cloning an army - | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
-I think I've intercepted their signals. -I can't make it. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
But this is huge. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
I thought we were mates? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-We are. -So what's gotten into you these days? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
-You've got more secrets than the CIA. -I don't know what you mean. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
Look, we've been mates since we were six. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
I can tell when you're lying. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Stu, there's something you should know. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Na na na - hobbit loves at nine o'clock. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
But it's ten past eleven... | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
-But you swear not to tell anyone? -On the Klingon code of conduct. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:59 | |
-Ow! -Telling tales? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Butt out, bimbo. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
This is a great day for St Hope's, | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
a visit from the Prime Minister. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Let's hope it all goes to plan. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
It will. We've excluded the worst trouble-makers. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Well, a few hundred of them anyway. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Good, good. Um, what about the staff? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Oh, I've told some of them to stay away too. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
-The depressed-looking ones. -Right, good idea. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
-Were you really going to tell Stewart about our mission? -No way. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
-Daisy doesn't know what she's talking about. -This is serious. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
If our identities are exposed, MI9 will close us down. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
-That's Daisy! -Good, isn't she? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
The Prime Minister, he's here. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Welcome to St. Hope's, Prime Minister, | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
I'm Kenneth Flatley, Head Teacher. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
This is Charlotte Graham, a reporter from the United Schools Gazette. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
Thank you for granting me an interview, Prime Minister. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
HER KNUCKLES CRUNCH | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Can we get this ceremony under way a.s.a.p? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
-I've an announcement to make afterwards. -An announcement? -Yes. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
Troops are mobilised and ready to strike across Europe. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
They only await my final instruction. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Rose, this is getting serious. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
The PM's going to launch an attack on Europe. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
You in position, Blane? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
There's zero happening this end. It's Dullsville. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
-Don't let her out of your sight. -Yeah, yeah - counter surveillance. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
I CAN do my job. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
Flatley, send for me in my dressing room when I'm needed. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
Subject on the move. I'm going to try for an interview. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
-ROSE: -And some DNA. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
RADIO WHISTLES | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
I've never heard signals like this before. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
It's definitely an alien language. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
STRANGE LANGUAGE COMES FROM RADIO | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Whatever it is, it's inside the school! | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
Sorry, love, this area's off limits. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
Charlotte Graham. I have an interview with the PM. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Boss's orders. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:43 | |
Oh, Prime Minister! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Oh! Ow! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
Wow! Masaki five-finger freeze works a treat. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
Hello? Prime Minister? | 0:12:56 | 0:13:01 | |
Rose, I'm with the PM. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
He seems to be asleep. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Great. Get me those samples. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
And...where would I find DNA, exactly? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Any piece of skin or fingernail would do. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
How about dandruff? He's got plenty of that. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Perfect. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Gross. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:20 | |
Britain's PM needs to learn to rinse after he shampoos. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
Transmitting the results now. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
OK, Prime Minister. Let's see what makes you tick. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Activate. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Daisy, it's the PM... You have to get out of there. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
Um...I-I'm Charlotte Millar... | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
Charlotte Graham... Charlotte Millar-Graham. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Daisy... Daisy! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
You're very persistent. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
We journos always get our man! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
So, how do you feel about meeting Britain's bravest kids? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
Are you brave, Ms Millar-Graham? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
I-I think so. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
Then let's stop wasting both our time. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
DNA analysis - one of your special interests? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
Science is always popular with our readers. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
'Losing subject'...must be under L. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Blane? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
-Not now. -It's Daisy. -What's she done? Broken a fingernail? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
No, she's in trouble - as you'd know if you'd been doing your job. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Meet back at HQ. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Uh, no running, please, Blane. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Just try and stop me. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
You won't believe this! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
INDISTINCT VOICE ON EARPIECE | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Prime Minister, they've started the ceremony. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
Who are you? | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Interview your way out of this. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Listen! I'm picking up alien signals from inside the school! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
It'll be that taxi company again. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
Remember? We thought they were Martians. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
No, not this time. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
The signal centred on Westminster, and moved east until it got to here. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
-Westminster? As in Houses of Parliament Westminster? -Yeah, | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
and it's transmitting from somewhere close. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
-I need to borrow this. -Radio Club adjourned ten minutes ago. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
-It's no big deal, OK? I'll explain later. -Look after it. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Are you sure you don't want me to come? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Nice one, Lenny. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
DAISY COUGHS | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
See? Smoking really is bad for you. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
And well done runner-up Giles, | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
for saving a rambler from a flock of crazed sheep, | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
using only a stunt kite and an electric kettle prod. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:14 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
I should have walked this. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Yes. What is it they're saying he did? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Carried his gran's shopping home for a week? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Huh - looks more likely to have sold his gran. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Mummy says the results were a fix. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
HE BURPS LOUDLY | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Daisy, thank goodness you're safe! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
No thanks to Mr Surveillance! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
I'm here now, aren't I? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
Can we sort this out later? The Prime Minister is a cyber clone. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
BOTH: A what? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Cyber clone - half man, half machine. DNA tests confirmed it. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
But I can't work out how he's being operated. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
It could be software, or voice-activation, | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
-or radio waves. -That would explain this. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
-Stewart's been picking up weird signals. -This is great! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:09 | |
If we can follow this back to its source, | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
we can find out who's controlling the Prime Minister. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
It's using phase shift p's k31 mode | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
on 31.25 kilohertz band. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Is that good? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
It means it's nearby. I'll go. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
But what about the robo-clone Prime Minister thing? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
He's going to declare war any minute now. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
-Leave him to me. -Back-up Boy Wonder? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
I don't think so. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:33 | |
I messed up and was wrong about you pulling off the report thing. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
But trust me, I can do this. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
OK, fine. We'll both go. But you better not mess up this time. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
And I'm sure you'll all agree that this has been a very special day | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
for St. Hope's. I personally would like to say thank you... | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Oh, I don't believe this! | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
I wanted to stand out from the crowd. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Focus, Daisy! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
ALARM SOUNDS | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
CHILDREN SCREAM | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
You cannot stop us now. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
My next announcement will be a declaration of war. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Not on my watch! Hah! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
What happened, Charlotte? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
SOUND OF STRUGGLE IN BACKGROUND | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
-Um, just a faulty fire alarm. -Oh, right. -Um, yeah. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Aargh! Aah! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
We'll soon get things back to normal. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
Aaargh! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
But, while we're waiting, I suggest we find out more | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
about the fascinating man standing next to me. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
So, where exactly did the Flatley story begin? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
Eh? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:23 | |
Well, um... | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
STRANGE LANGUAGE COMES FROM RADIO | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
HEAVY BREATHING | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Stupid boy! My cyber clone has the strength of ten men. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
Even worse than I thought. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
This is a science laboratory, and YOU are trespassing. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:06 | |
This isn't science, it's playing God. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
People aren't cans of beans to be run off on some production line. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
That's where you're wrong. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
-Destroy! -EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Let him go. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
Seize her! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
-Professor Sally Morrow? -You know of me? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
Any scientist worth their sodium chloride knows of you, | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
and your discredited experiments. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
If you were a scientist, then you would be on the side of progress. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:51 | |
This isn't progress, it's madness! Look at you. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
Something bothering you, rodent-features? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
Could it be that guinea pigs are very susceptible | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
to high frequency sound waves? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
You wouldn't dare! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
BUZZING, THEN FREQUENCY GETS HIGHER | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Having caravanning as a hobby | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
helped you switch off from such a pressured job? | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Yes, that and breeding tropical fish... | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
Um, guys, I could do with some back-up here. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
Something weird is going on. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
I'm going to get my radio back. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Those alien clones have got to be somewhere close. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
SHE GROANS | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
FREQUENCY INCREASES | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Hold on, Blane, while I try and work this thing out. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Not so handy now! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Rose, hurry up! | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
Hey. What's going on? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:19 | |
I was just helping fix the fire alarm. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
That's no fire alarm - it's the alien task force. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
I need my radio back, quick. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
It's back in your locker, but it's still picking up some amazing stuff. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
I knew it - they've landed! They've landed! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
-Are you coming? -I'll catch up with you. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
..Fresh water fish, which... | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
Oh, um, the Prime Minister's back. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
-Has Rose got control of him yet? -I don't know, I lost radio contact. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
Taking out the TV cameras will blow our cover, | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
-but it might be the only way. -No, we have to give Rose a chance. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
OK, so how does this thing work? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
OK, now how does this thing work? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
Concentrate now. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
-Whatever -I -think... -..the PM says. -..the PM says. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
Uh, no, what I meant to say was... | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Listen up in science classes, and be... | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
..respectful to people who are good at it. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Um, now, I said I was going to make an important announcement, | 0:24:22 | 0:24:27 | |
and here it is. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
I'm here today to talk of peace. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
Whatever our differences with the rest of Europe, | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
we can work it out. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:39 | |
People have just got to chill out. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
Britain CAN be great again, | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
by listening to others, and doing the right thing. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
Oh, and, um, science is cool. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Oh, and, um, science is cool. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
-MUFFLED: -Hello? Hello? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
Oh dear... | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
Is anybody there? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
Prime Minister! | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
Don't worry, you're safe now. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
Do you know where the gentlemen's toilet is? I... | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
I've been in here rather a long time. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Well...at least he's 'armless now. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
The Guinea Pig's plan had 'SKUL' stamped all over it. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
Yes. The Grand Master will use any disaffected party | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
to try and cause chaos. | 0:25:58 | 0:25:59 | |
The Guinea Pig's been arrested, and we sealed her lab for investigation. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
And Britain's back on a peaceful path. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
People have just got to chill out. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
Oh, and, um, science is cool. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Where's the Guinea Pig? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Why isn't Britain at war? | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
Oh, never trust a guinea pig. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
You were right all along, Flopsie. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Poor Prime Minister! | 0:26:26 | 0:26:27 | |
It's no fun having clones of yourself everywhere. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
You're lucky, no-one ever copies you. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
You just do your own thing. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
I guess that's MY style. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
Yeah, but... | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
we really should do something about those shoes. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
I really thought I'd put it back in your locker. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
I must have dropped it during the fire drill. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Poor Blane, he and Stewart were always so close. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
Well, he's got us now. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
You'll work it out. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
Not bad for a first mission. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
Taken out an impostor PM, and Britain's none the wiser. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
We're not even going to be famous! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:08 | |
Just as well, cos we've got double science in five minutes! | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
BUZZING | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
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