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COUNTRY & WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS

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-FEEDBACK SCREECHES

-AAARGH!

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AAA-AAAARGH!

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If music be the food of love, play on, my zombie friends, play on.

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No-one can stop us now, no-one!

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HE COUGHS

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The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.

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The old-school spies have had their day

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and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.

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Hidden in a place no villain would think to look.

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Welcome to MI High.

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Your mother and I are looking forward to the music gala this afternoon.

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-It might not be very good.

-Nonsense. You'll be marvellous.

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And we'll be right there in the front row, cheering you on.

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All set for this afternoon?

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-Yes, the children have been practising very hard.

-Good.

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-Not that practice always makes perfect, unfortunately.

-No.

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HUMAN BEATBOX

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HE RAPS: Fifty Pence is feelin' good Everyone wants to see my 'hood

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So, big up respec' Because music is like food.

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-Thanks.

-You're not playing that stupid gala thing, are you?

-Yeah.

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-In front of the whole school?

-What are you playing?

-Beethoven.

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Rose, you should get into something popular - like, try being normal.

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Yeah. Classical music is so boring.

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-I bet you're just doing it to please your parents.

-No.

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Music week is a dumb idea. St Hope's is full of musical talent.

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Not.

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Hey, it's Lenny.

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RAPID BEEPING

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Hurry, we haven't got much time.

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What's up?

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Teenage zombies on the rampage.

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Like, "I like to go out at night and eat human brains" zombies?

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Nothing so grave, but they are real.

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They've attacked in three towns so far.

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Going into music stores, smashing everything in their path.

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Each night their numbers are increasing

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Here's one we managed to capture.

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So unless we act,

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-every kid in the country is going to end up like that?

-Gross!

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I hate that goth look.

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Your mission is to find out what's turning them into zombies

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and find an antidote. Right, gadget time.

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You'll find a miniature camera inside these false fingernails.

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-Nice shade(!) You're learning, Leonard.

-Oh, no!

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I'm late for rehearsal. See you later.

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So far, we've only got one piece of evidence -

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this CCTV footage of the zombies in action.

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Be warned, though - it's pretty scary stuff.

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Ready, girls.

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After three - one, two, three...

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TUNELESS

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-Sorry.

-Not to worry.

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Once again. One, two, three...

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RASPING NOTES

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-Can't do this! I don't want to play in the stupid gala!

-Rose!

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DOOR SLAMS

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It's probably just nerves.

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-Look at those hollow, staring eyes.

-Looks like maths class on Monday.

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They look like they've been hypnotised. Hey, look at this.

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-Check out the shirt the kid's wearing.

-Crush!

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What's Crush?

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-They're some dumb boy band. Can't play live.

-They're gorgeous.

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Crush have nothing to do with this zombie stuff. They're too cute.

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Three other kids are wearing the same T-shirt.

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We can't ignore that kind of evidence. Look,

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when you zoom in...

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See what they're buying?

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Time to check out the pretty boys.

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Another music store under our control.

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No competition means bigger sales,

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and bigger sales means we move closer to our target.

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After tonight's performance,

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no-one can stop us getting to the top of the charts.

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Heh-heh-heh!

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I don't believe it - Blane Whittaker's reading Girly Talk.

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Purely for research.

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There's an article on Crush. It lists their tour dates.

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Folkestone, Lowestoft, Bury St Edmunds.

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-Ring any bells?

-The towns where the teen zombie attacks occurred.

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The next gig is the biggest - Wembley, the 24th.

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But...that's today.

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Yeah. Wembley Stadium holds 100,000. If we don't get this sorted,

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there'll be a whole lot more zombies roaming the streets tonight.

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-Have you been using my henna blond again?

-No! Tell him, Aaron.

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Stick to your own hair-care products in future.

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Stop all this nonsense at once!

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Darren, give Gary back his hair gel! Gary, stop pushing Darren! Aaron...

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..you've got chocolate on your shirt.

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Didn't I tell you boys to learn those song lyrics?

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This is an important gig and I need you to be word perfect.

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Understand? Hm?

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-BOTH:

-Yes, Mr Frisco.

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He says it helps him think.

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We need to get Crush into St Hope's to check 'em out.

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-They'd never visit a dump like this in a zillion years.

-Maybe not,

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but if they're playing Wembley Stadium tonight,

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a couple of well-placed traffic diversions could send them our way.

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Crush!

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I am going to meet Crush!

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Yeah, the same Crush that have been turning kids into zombies.

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-We don't know for sure.

-One of us will have to get close to them,

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study their body language,

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find out what effect they're having on people and how they're doing it.

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-That'll be moi.

-No way. You're a fan.

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-We need someone objective.

-Wrong.

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Going undercover needs specialist knowledge. I've got it, you haven't.

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Yeah? Prove it.

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Gary hates all vegetables except...

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Himself.

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Aaron hasn't spoken in public since...?

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May 12th 2001.

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He plugged his hairdryer into a wet socket.

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Darren is allergic to...?

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Talent.

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How many downloads of the new single have there been?

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40,006,036.

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-OK, OK, I give up.

-Now can we deal with Crush's tour bus?

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Mmmm.

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Excuse me, I'm looking for Wembley Stadium.

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Kids today! They're like zombies, the lot of them!

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Here's the group I was telling you about, sir - Crush.

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If you get them to sing in the gala concert,

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-it would be the most amazing thing ever.

-They're really famous, you say?

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Really famous? They're superstars!

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GIRLS SHRIEK LOUDLY

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Wait! This isn't Wembley!

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Careful! Careful! Those boys are worth a lot of money!

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Hello. Kenneth Flatley, headmaster.

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-Tony Frisco, Crush master... I mean manager.

-Do come this way.

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Tony Frisco? Who's he?

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Crush's manager, some one-hit wonder. My mum used to love him.

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-He used to be a singer?

-Who cares?

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The man I'm going to marry is going that way!

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-It was so kind of you to agree to perform at our gala.

-What gala?

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-We've got a gig at Wembley.

-You'll be finished in plenty of time.

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You'll be on stage at 1.30. We've set aside the art room for the boys.

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I don't understand how a brand-new bus could conk out like that.

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-What are you doing?

-Research.

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Crush aren't behind this. They're as dense as the Amazon.

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-Have you got any better suggestions?

-I was wondering about Tony Frisco,

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the ex-pop star, but there's no sign of him on the record charts.

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What about those old talent shows? Plenty of one-hit wonders there.

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Excellent work, Rose,

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but I'm afraid you'll have to stop the investigating for now.

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The concert's about to begin and you're due on stage.

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We don't want any awkward questions, do we?

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Get back to learning those lines, boys.

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Why can't we sing our own words, like we used to?

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You boys question me?

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-No, we...

-Who discovered you busking in that smelly subway?

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You, Mr Frisco.

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-Who took you and moulded you into stars?

-You, Mr Frisco.

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Chose your clothes and styled your hair?

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ALL: You, Mr Frisco.

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Was it a crime

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for me to want to protect you from the cruel world out there?

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You've no idea what it's like,

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how fickle the critics can be,

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how they can eat you up and spit you out, like...

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-like...

-Those nuts with the shells that Aaron likes?

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Pistachios! Something like that.

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Well, it won't happen again.

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Now get back to work.

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Hm? ALL: Yes, Mr Frisco.

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Ladies, please calm down! There's enough here for everyone!

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Official Crush merchandise!

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Rose said she'd meet us here.

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This is such a proud day, to have a real virtuoso in the family.

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And look at all these children, come to listen to her play her tuba.

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CHILDREN SCREAM

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Lock the door and don't let anyone else in.

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ALL: Yes, Mr Frisco.

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Daisy, watch out for Crush trying to hypnotise you.

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-And don't look into their eyes.

-'Hey, I am a professional.'

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Hello?

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Hi, guys, can you let me in a moment?

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We're not allowed to let anyone in.

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'It's only for an autograph. It's for my little sister.'

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She really loves you guys.

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Daisy!

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RECORDERS PLAY TUNELESSLY

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THEY FADE TO A HALT

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You haven't seen Rose anywhere?

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I do hope her nerves haven't got the better of her.

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It's just not like Rose to let everyone down.

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FEEDBACK

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Oops, sorry. Hello?

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Well done, Colin and Lindsey, for an interesting interpretation of, er...

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Three Blind Mice.

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Anyway, coming up very soon, we have our special guests, The Crush.

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CHILDREN CHEER WILDLY

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All right, all right, all right!

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Settle down. But to keep us entertained until then,

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a little Beethoven.

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Please welcome on stage Tina and Tanya Jones

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and Rose Gupta.

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APPLAUSE

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Er...Are you all right?

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Yeah, I think so.

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I must have just fainted, but I'm OK now.

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It's not like I've been... HYPNOTISED, or anything.

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Any chance of an autograph?

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You can make it to Daisy, your number one fan. The one with the cute smile.

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Ah, you're back already. How did the Beethoven go?

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Erm...

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Fine.

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-How's Daisy getting on?

-OK.

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There's no sign of anyone using hypnosis.

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She lost it for a moment but that was just being so close to Crush.

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What about their recorded music?

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Looking at its waveforms, there's nothing suspicious.

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We're hoping Daisy can find something more.

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If it's not the music and it's not hypnosis, what is it?

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Tony Frisco. That's what. Check this out.

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# ..to me. #

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AUDIENCE BOOS

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-JUDGE:

-It was cheesy, it was plastic,

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you're past your sell-by date.

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I'm sorry, but you've got no future in this business.

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Tony Frisco will be back.

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And one day,

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I will have the biggest-selling single of all time!

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You'll see!

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BOOING

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You...smell! I'll be back!

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Poor man. How terrible to be humiliated like that in public.

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-He got what he deserved. It's people like him that kill real music.

-Yeah.

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He must have ended up very bitter and twisted.

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Time he and I had a little chat.

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Daisy's spelt D-A-I-S-Y.

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-What's this?

-The words to our new single.

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Mr Frisco always makes us sing it live but it's hard to remember.

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We have to sing some bits louder than others.

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-He's obsessed with us keep singing this one song.

-Really?

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Daisy, get the fingernail-cam on those lyrics.

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Hey, what are you doing?

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I just got them painted. Cool colour, huh?

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Look into my eyes, believe in only me, oh, baby, oh, baby

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I feel a kind of rush Whenever I'm by Crush

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Only you can understand Why this love cannot be banned.

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You are my number one All others now are gone.

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There's a technique for influencing people called subliminal messaging.

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Certain keywords are given undue emphasis in the rhyming pattern.

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Like the "oh, ba" part of "oh, baby".

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And "by Crush", as in purchase the single - not stand next to them.

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This isn't a song, it's an order.

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-So Crush have been creating zombies via their lyrics?

-I'm sure of it.

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Now we need to find a way of overcoming the hidden messages.

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'Daisy, keep Crush in the art room.'

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'They mustn't be allowed to perform live.'

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-Are you some sort of stalker?

-No...

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-I just wanna...hang out with you guys.

-I'm ringing Mr Frisco.

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Rose, you have to hurry! I can't keep them in here much longer.

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-Now she's talking to herself!

-She's bonkers!

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You have to let us out. Give us back the key.

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Oops!

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Sorry, it's still too noisy in here.

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Sorry. Single still number one?

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'Blane, you were right.'

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It's Tony Frisco's lyrics that are turning kids into zombies.

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I'm onto him now.

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We're getting even closer to having the biggest single of all time.

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We'll have even more zombies after the Wembley gig.

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Great. Bye.

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Oh...

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PLAYS PIANO # Boogie Man is number one

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# The rising sales go on and on. #

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Not any more.

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Says who?

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Says many critics. No-one chooses to buy the rubbish Crush churn out.

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Ah, that's big talk, indy kid.

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But you're going nowhere.

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Rose, how's it going?

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-Can I let them go yet?

-She's talking to herself again.

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Look, let us out and we won't press charges.

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We'll try to get you help. Mr Frisco knows all the top showbiz shrinks.

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The lyrics!

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KEY TURNS IN LOCK

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-ALL:

-Help!

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Ah, loosening up the old vocal cords, I hear.

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HE SINGS A SCALE

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I hope you weren't trying to keep them all to yourself.

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SHE BELCHES

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Bad luck, psycho.

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Ah - showtime!

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Rose, I have some bad news.

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Tony Boogie Man Frisco,

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-failed Pop Factor contestant.

-Oh, I didn't fail.

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Those idiot judges were tone deaf.

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Lowest score in the history of the show, wasn't it?

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That's what your rubbish music deserves.

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And now you brainwash kids into buying your cheesy pop.

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How can you brainwash someone who doesn't have a brain to begin with?

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Think of it as re-educating the public.

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You're a useless old has-been.

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We're about to have the biggest-selling single of all time,

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then we'll be working on operas and easy listening ballads

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and pretty soon the whole world will be listening to my music.

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Music is about self-expression, freedom of choice.

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I don't think so, as my boys are about to prove.

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CHILDREN SHRIEK WITH EXCITEMENT

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CHANTING: We want Crush, we want Crush!

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Hey! Just cos Gary fancies me!

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-D'you mean me?!

-Girls, girls, I don't like this popular music either

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but please, return to your seats.

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# Look into my eyes Look into my eyes

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# Believe in only me

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# Oh baby

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# Oh baby, oh baby

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# I feel a kind of rush

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# Whenever I'm by Crush

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# Only you can understand

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# Why this love cannot be banned

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# So look into my eyes

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# Look into my eyes Believe in only me

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# Oh baby, oh baby... #

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Blane? Rose?

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Where are you?

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Negation factor, three over ten.

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Positive imagery...

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2.8.

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This antidote song had better work.

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-GUITARS SCREECH

-Aaaargh! Aaargh!

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Stop that!

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That's not music! Where's the melody?!

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Where's the catchy chorus?!

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Hold on, Daisy, I'm on my way.

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# So look into my eyes

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# Look into my eyes Believe in only me... #

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Hey! Crush are over there!

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-We'll never be able to hold them!

-Where's Rose?

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-She's a zombie!

-No, it's just bad makeup.

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Get in!

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Mum? Dad? I'm so sorry.

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-Do you have the antidote?

-Yeah, a new set of lyrics.

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-For Crush to sing?

-No, it's all about which words you stress,

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and when...

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..and when you sing them. It has to be me.

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Well, let's go. We have to kick them off stage fast.

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MUSIC STOPS

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-I can't sing in public.

-Don't be stupid, course you can.

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Knock 'em dead! Undead.

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Er, hi.

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Since this is the end of our school gala,

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one of us has to sing a song with you - and it's me.

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16/8 time signature, metronome marking 92, allegro.

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Huh?

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-Just give me some heavy beats.

-What, play live?

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HEAVY DRUMBEAT

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# Look away from their eyes

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# Look away from their eyes

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# Look away from their eyes

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# Look away from their eyes

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# Believe in only yourself

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# Leave their CDs on the shelf Look away from their eyes

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# Look away from their eyes Look away from their eyes

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# Look away from their eyes

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# And always you'll be free If you listen up to me

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# Look away from their eyes

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# And always you'll be free

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# It's the only way to be Look away from their eyes

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# Look away from their eyes Look away from their eyes

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# Look away from their eyes

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# Look away. #

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You were awesome.

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Really?

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-Yeah!

-That was real music.

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That was our best gig ever.

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It's all down to you, Rose. You rock!

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We didn't need Mr Frisco's help after all.

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He's definitely gone, hasn't he?

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Yeah, I promise you. You won't be seeing Tony Frisco again.

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Here's a couple of comps for tonight's gig.

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Just don't give any to that kooky friend of yours.

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We'd better be going. Bye.

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They still think I'm a crazy stalker, don't they?

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Well done, team. The teenage zombie threat is over,

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Crush are going to be touring the UK, playing Rosie's antidote song

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and we've saved the world from a cultural dictatorship.

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Come on.

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Well, had enough of the tuba. Think I'll try something else.

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-Death metal?

-Rap?

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Good luck(!)

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You might be going inside for a long time.

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At least you can write some decent songs in there.

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That's the something new she's taken up.

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Clarinet.

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Rock'n'roll!

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