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Words cannot describe fashion designer Lorenzo Ferrago's latest collection. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:09 | |
-However, blow a raspberry... -HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
..and you will be somewhere close! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Sales are booming! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
We are selling nothing! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
We are ruined! Ruined! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
Which is why I designed these, for your next collection. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
Evie Soloman... Work experience. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
I think kids might like them. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
You think that we design clothes people might actually wear? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:45 | |
-Out, out, out! -PHONE RINGS | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Speak! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
'Lorenzo Ferrago?' | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
I have a proposition. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
A way to ensure everybody is wearing your next collection. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
'IF you have one.' | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Yes, of course I have a new collection. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
You! Working girl. Wait! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Clothes people actually wear... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
Maybe we can explore this crazy idea. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
The 21st century faces a new kind of threat. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
The old-school spies have had their day | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
..hidden in a place no villain would think to look. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Welcome to MI High. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Oi, don't! It's Ferrago. Cost a fortune. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
Since when have you been interested in fashion? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
Should've guessed. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Ferrago top - £60. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Ferrago handbag - £90. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
You know, it was cool until everyone got one. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-Now it's just... -Common? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Who said that? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
-Beats me. -No Ferrago? You might as well be invisible. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
All I'm saying is, no-one appreciates fashion more than me, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
but this Ferrago makes everyone look so scruffy, don't you think? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:42 | |
Well, I was thinking this might help smarten people up a bit. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:47 | |
Nice magazine's Find Me A Model competition. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
You really think I could be model material, Miss Templeman? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
For the pupils. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Yes... | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Weed killer. Better mind your back, Mr F. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Bicknell... | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
MACHINE BEEPS | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
-Cool. You drew that? -No, I didn't. But I like it. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:15 | |
BUZZING | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Team, meet fashion designer Lorenzo Ferrago. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
To be honest, I'd never heard of him before today. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
Six months ago, nobody would be seen dead in Ferrago's... SHE MAKES RETCHING SOUND | 0:03:56 | 0:04:01 | |
..designs. Now he's launched a new range of clothing that's common, but so much better. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:06 | |
Everyone's buying this stuff, he's making millions. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
He's making money off fashion freaks. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
-What's the problem? -He was making money. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
But this morning, MI9 were alerted to the fact that Ferrago's entire bank account was emptied. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:19 | |
Maybe he spent it? I would. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
If he'd spent it legally, there'd be receipts. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
But there's no trace of where the money's gone. MI9 wants you to find out. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
Fashion! Glamour... this is so my mission. Gadgets? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:34 | |
Inside is a spy-camera... | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
the image picked up in HQ, or on a screen on Rose's bracelet. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:44 | |
As for Blane, | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
a deodorant that will dissolve through an inch of metal. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
That's funny, his BO does exactly the same thing. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Monitor the Ferrago craze. Find out where that money's going. | 0:04:54 | 0:05:00 | |
I know this isn't my mission, but can I examine this? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
Kind of a hunch. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
Excuse the blindfolds, Mr Ferrago. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
But the location of SKUL's base must remain a secret. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Of course, Mr... | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Master. So! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
What do you think of my... new collection? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
How well are these rags selling? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
My creations are selling fine. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
But you promised me I would be the number one fashion designer in all the world! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:35 | |
Look at this chart. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
I am still 100. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Out of 100! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
At least you are now on the chart. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
The chemical which SKUL provided will take effect, I assure you. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:49 | |
Chemical? What chem...? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
She means we are running out, our designs are selling so fast. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:56 | |
And this amazing effect, will it take place soon? | 0:05:56 | 0:06:02 | |
In exchange for the money you've made. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
FERRAGO SNAPS HIS FINGERS | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
We're beginning to follow fashion very closely, aren't we, Flopsy? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:19 | |
Ah, Daisy! What's the one thing you and I have in common? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:25 | |
- You've got split ends? - No, no, I meant a passion for fashion. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:31 | |
Nice magazine is holding a Find Me A Model competition. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
The prize is a photo shoot with Lorenzo Ferrago, unfortunately. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:39 | |
To pick who'll represent St Hope's, I've organised a fashion show. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
I thought it might encourage pupils to take a bit more pride in their app... | 0:06:43 | 0:06:48 | |
Ah, Stewart, what's the one thing you and I have in common? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:54 | |
You can belch the alphabet? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
Check 'em out. Ferrago trackies... | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
-300 quid. -I don't get it, they just appeared. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
I know, I've got five of them. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
It's like we're walking Ferrago girls! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Rose, you getting all this? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Daisy, try and zoom in a bit. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Oi, Critchley, how many of those things you got? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
Just the one. It's really weird, it's like someone drew it on. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
He's got one Ferrago cap and one logo. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Me, five bits of Ferrago, five logos. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
The more Ferrago you wear, the more you get logoed! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:32 | |
-Wicked! Hey Fifty, how many of these have you got? -Um... | 0:07:32 | 0:07:37 | |
- Fake! I knew it. - More Ferrago... | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
More logos? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
BOTH: Let's go shopping! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
A Ferrago logo magnified by a thousand. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Look... between the fibres. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Looks like something out of Blane's nose. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
My first guess was a slow-release dye. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
You wear the T-shirt, the dye absorbs into the skin, changing the pigment. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
COMPUTER BEEPS | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
"Kids all over Britain are being branded by their favourite designer. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
-"It's fun, it's funky, it's fabulously Ferrago." -HE SIGHS | 0:08:07 | 0:08:13 | |
Like I said, a dye was my first guess. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
-But the structure's too complex. -Meaning? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
I don't have enough of it to run tests. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
But it's a synthetic, cell-altering chemical that's now in the bloodstream of thousands of kids. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:24 | |
What if it's dangerous? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
'The money you're making will fund all manner of SKUL operations, Mr Ferrago. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:34 | |
'Your designs are doing very well.' | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
MY designs. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
And are you sure branding kids won't hurt them? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
What?! They love getting logoed - look at the smiley little faces. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:47 | |
But this chemical, have these SKUL people even tested it? | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Great, so I'm wearing something that could be dangerous. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
Shouldn't we tell people? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Evie, your designs have made us the 22nd-best fashion house in the world! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:02 | |
When I - we - are number one, I will make you | 0:09:02 | 0:09:07 | |
Evie Soloman, Creative Director! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:12 | |
Creative director?! You're kidding! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
That's, like, the best job ever! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Forget the stupid chemicals. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Design, Evie. Design like the wind! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
Yes, Ma'am. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
MI9 agrees with Rose. The chemical's too complex to be a simple skin dye. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:32 | |
But if we tell the world, there'll be international panic. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
Exactly. Our next objective: obtain more of the chemical for analysis. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:40 | |
Bust into Ferrago's, nab a batch of the stuff? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
Ferrago keeps his designs top secret. We'll never get in. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
I told you this was my mission. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
A fashion show for Nice's Find Me A Model competition? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
The prize - a photo shoot with Ferrago? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Let's face it. Me, winning a fashion show? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
How hard's it gonna be? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
How are YOU affording that much Ferrago? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
It's called getting a job! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
I made both my grandparents get one. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Now, whoever the judges pick will represent | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
St Hope's in Nice magazine's Find Me A Model competition. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:18 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
And the judges are the always fashionable Miss Templeman. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
Doesn't she look lovely? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Leonard Bicknell, who should be doing the guttering. CHEERING | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
That's quite enough, thank you. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
And a pupil chosen completely at random - Stewart Critchley. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:38 | |
Well done, Stewart, on being chosen. Congratulations. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
And so, without further ado, are you ready to rock, DJ? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:48 | |
(George, cue the music.) | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
POP MUSIC PLAYS | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
And so, to kick the show off, | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
boys and girls, would you please welcome onto the catwalk | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
Letitia and Julian, AKA Fifty Pence. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:09 | |
See? They are Ferrago trackies after all. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
Next up, it's Zara and Tony, AKA Ring-Tone, HE CHUCKLES | 0:11:19 | 0:11:26 | |
presumably short for Ring Tony. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Are you two even watching? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Just let us know when Daisy's on. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
And next up, Too-Kool and Mrs Nolan... What? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:38 | |
CHEERING | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
Mrs Nolan, this is a fashion show for kids! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
And a ladle is NOT a fashion accessory. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
And last but de... | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
And last, but definitely not least, | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
please welcome Daisy Miller! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Oh, and Rose Gupta, apparently. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
What?! I didn't enter! | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
-'Rose Gupta? Rose Gupta to the stage please.' -Rose, the longer you argue, | 0:12:23 | 0:12:29 | |
the more kids are getting exposed to Ferrago's chemical. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
Hurry up! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
No Rose Gupta? Honestly, when people put their names down for something, the least they can do is... | 0:12:37 | 0:12:43 | |
Oh, my. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
Whoo! Very nice, Rose. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
CHEERING | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Rose!? This mission depends on me going undercover at Ferrago's! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
How are you gonna pass yourself off as a wannabe model?! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
All right, boys and girls. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Now, can I ask all the contestants to join me on stage whilst the judges make their final decision? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:20 | |
Well, it's Daisy for me. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Oh, no. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
Too cute, too commercial. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
But Rose! She's modern, she's edgy... | 0:13:27 | 0:13:32 | |
And that outfit! It's so 'now', it's tomorrow. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:38 | |
Looks like it's up to you, Stu. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
Here you are, Mr Flatley. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Ah, the moment of truth. Thank you, Miss Templeman. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:52 | |
I feel like I'm at the Oscars. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Or Crufts. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
And the winner is... | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
Daisy... | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
No, sorry... | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Rose Gupta! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
Rose... For Nice magazine. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Daisy, can you shove out a bit, please? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
"Thousands of kids entered our model competition. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
"The winner - Rose Gupta of St Hope's High." | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
You must be well jealous! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
I'm in Ferrago, home of fashion, | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
and I look like Frumpty Dumpty! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
The idea is, no-one gives me and you a second look. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
All attention on Rose. It's called a diversion. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
As soon as you can, sneak off and find the chemical. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Ah, you must be Rose! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
Woahh!! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
My bag-carriers, Blane and Daisy. | 0:14:56 | 0:15:00 | |
Forgive Jerome, he has never seen an ugly person before. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:05 | |
Hi, I'm Evie. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
I love that outfit. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:08 | |
The new Ferrago range, it's exactly the look I was going for. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Evie, those people will steal your designs the moment your back is turned! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:18 | |
Now, come, Rose, you deserve to mix with more beautiful people. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:24 | |
Ah, stupendo! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
Oh, OK! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
Animal! Animal! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, STOP! It is all wrong! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:06 | |
There is no pizazz! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
No oomph! No... | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
What is bigger than an oomph? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
No matter, we are finished! Finito! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
How are we gonna sneak off now?! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
I'd have been so much better than Little Miss Please-Don't-Point-That-Camera-At-Me! | 0:16:19 | 0:16:24 | |
You want oomph? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
I'll give you oomph! | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
Don't just stand there, | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
we are losing an oomph! | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Hello? The chemical? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
-This must be where they inject the logos. -Not a bad idea. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:14 | |
Kids get logoed, think it's cool, Ferrago makes a fortune. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
You heard Lenny, Ferrago's broke. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
All his money's going somewhere else. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
SKUL? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:25 | |
Come on, let's go. Before she quits spying to become a supermodel. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
Before she gets logoed. She's wearing Ferrago! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
So, you ARE spies after all. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
Another designer sent you to steal my designs? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
Now, Rose, I want you to go crazy! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
Pose like no-one has ever posed before! | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
This girl is a genius! | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
All it needs is a little... | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Ah! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
No, wait! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
I mean... No, wait, | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
I need to go to the toilet. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
We're not from another designer, we... | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
work for the government. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
Blane, it's Ferrago, he's onto us! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
So, you're spies, as in 'spy' spies? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
If SKUL are behind this, it's gotta be bad. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
-They kidnap presidents, start wars. -Quick, it's Ferrago! He found... | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
-..the spy camera, we saw. -We need to get this back to MI9. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Find out what SKUL's up to. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
Evie, is there a back way out of here? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
- So much for being creative director. - Please! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:49 | |
OK. But I definitely want one of those bracelets. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
-BLANE: -'Stand back.' | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
I can stall him. Go! Go! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Rose's friends - Blane and the scary one... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
- Where are they? - They were snooping. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
But I managed to get rid of them before they came in here. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
SKUL provides Ferrago with the chemical, | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Ferrago sells clothes galore, SKUL gets rich off the proceeds. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:50 | |
In the meantime, this stuff's in the bloodstream of practically every kid in Britain. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:55 | |
I need to run more tests. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
The chemical...it's mutating. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
'SKUL is grateful for your latest contribution. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:06 | |
'Long may our... | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
'I say, what IS that you're fiddling with?' | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
This? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
It is... | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
my grandmother's. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
'It looks like one of the new spy cameras from MI9.' | 0:20:20 | 0:20:25 | |
MI9?! I knew those children were up to something! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:30 | |
I know nothing of this MI9. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
'I hope not. For us to achieve success, the full effect of SKUL's chemicals must be revealed.' | 0:20:34 | 0:20:42 | |
Prepare to leave for this St Hope's immediately! | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
Aahh! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
We are totally Ferragoed! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
It's the coolest thing ever! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
-What happened to you two?! -Some of us are wearing real Ferrago. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
And it's so cool! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Hey, girls, check me out! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
THEY SCREAM WITH DELIGHT | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Guys, are you insane?! You have to take off all your gear, now! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
What's the matter, Daisy? Can't afford enough Ferrago? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
Listen, I just know that... | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
I mean, what if... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
Please, just take off all your Ferrago, I'm begging you! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
Let's show everybody! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
There's no way Rose and her mates work for MI... whatsit. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
We must find Rose! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
Unless you want to be in trouble with the Grand Master and that animal of his? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
You're scared of a rabbit? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
You! Where can I find Rose Gup...? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
Magnifico! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
Ha ha! Magnifi...! | 0:22:01 | 0:22:02 | |
Take it off! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Get off me! Jealousy, Daisy, is not attractive! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
So, not so frumpy after all? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
I looked stupid cos I was in disguise. What's your excuse? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
Young lady, | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
I am the number three fashion designer in all the world! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:33 | |
And when kids realise they can become completely Ferragoed, I will be the greatest! You hear me? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:39 | |
The greatest! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
I designed those clothes, not you! | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
You're a lying, talentless, snivelling idiot! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
And you're not even Italian. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
What? How d'yer know that?! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
'No matter. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
'I can handle two more fashion victims.' | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
This job's so much easier when they're annoying. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Blane, wait! Stuart and the others won't listen to Daisy. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
But they might listen to Ferrago. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Soon, every child in Britain will be branded the colours of Ferrago. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:14 | |
Oi, weirdo! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
I notice you're not wearing any logos. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
The chemical?! | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
No, please! | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
I will give you a year's free supply of Ferrago! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
Does it look like I need new clothes? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
-Well... -Tell everyone to take off their Ferrago | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
or it's gloop time. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:37 | |
OK. All right, you win. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
FERRAGO LAUGHS | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
When they see me like this, even more people will want to buy Ferrago! | 0:24:00 | 0:24:05 | |
Daisy, listen up. Rose has found something. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
You know I said the chemical's mutating? | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
'I think I know how.' | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Arghhhhhh! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
The chemical used to just replicate the Ferrago logo and imprint it on the skin. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
Now, it imprints the entire molecular structure of whatever it is you're wearing. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:32 | |
So, your DNA combines with fabric? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
Sounds crazy, but kids are gonna become half human, half...clothes. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
Any clue for an antidote? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Almost. I need a few minutes. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Daisy, bluff. Tell Ferrago we already have the antidote. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
We'll give you the antidote, if... | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
you tell everyone to take off their Ferrago. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
All right, you lot, out of the way! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
Honestly, it was one thing drawing on the odd logo or two, but this has gone a step too... | 0:25:04 | 0:25:10 | |
Arghh! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
Miss Templeman! | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
What's happened to us? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
It's all this Ferrago we've been wearing. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
But you said you didn't wear any? | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Well, no, I... | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
Oh, all right! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
ALL GASP AND GIGGLE | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
It's just that they... | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
they don't chafe like other brands. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Right. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:35 | |
Hello! Excuse me! | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
-Lorenzo Ferrago! -ALL SCREAM | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Tell them, before you and everyone else turns into walking jumpers. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:49 | |
Quiet, please! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
You must take off all the Ferrago you're wearing. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
No way! We love Ferrago. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
The logos... | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
There is a chemical inside. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Out of my way. Mr Ferrago, I don't know who you think you are, barging into my school like this, but... | 0:26:04 | 0:26:09 | |
If you don't take off your logos... ..this will happen! | 0:26:09 | 0:26:13 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
My underpants! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
The antidote... | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
..if you tell us where to find the Grand Master. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
I don't know where he is. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
I don't! | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
No, it's true. When we visited SKUL, we were blindfolded. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
The good news - you'll be back to normal in a few hours. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
-The bad news? -You'll still have the same dodgy accent. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
It's from Nice magazine. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
-They want me to write a fashion column. -Cool. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
You could get Rose to model for you. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Or Daisy. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
Both of them? | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
I've just heard doctors everywhere are administering the antidote. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
Kids should return to normal in no time. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
And Ferrago? I hope he's been locked up in a really small jail. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
Mm. I have a feeling it won't be the jail he'll have a problem with. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
WELSH ACCENT: Look at this! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
Frayed like ribbons! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
And the colour... | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
What were they thinking?! | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
And couldn't you have got something in my size? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
Now, I know the kids always customise their uniforms, but at least they're looking a lot smarter now. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:38 | |
Yes, much better than seeing ghastly Ferrago everywhere. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
So, you've ditched the underpants, then? | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
I can assure you, we won't be seeing those again. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
KIDS GIGGLE | 0:27:51 | 0:27:52 | |
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