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Silence is essential. The slightest distraction could have | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
catastrophic consequences. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
Ssh! It's starting. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
I cannot believe he gets | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
like this every time When Chairs Collapse is on. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:23 | |
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you news of a massive crime wave | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
sweeping the country. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Kidnappings have quadrupled, while robberies have reached record levels. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
From bakeries to national transport, nothing is safe. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
We were going to bring you a statement | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
from Number 10 Downing Street, but our camera has been stolen. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
What's going on? It's like the whole country's gone crime crazy. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
That's right, Flopsy. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
They've no idea what's hit them. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
And this is just the beginning. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
SHE LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
The 21st century faces a new kind of threat. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
Old-school spies have had their day and MI9 must create a new breed of | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
skilled undercover agent... | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
..hidden in a place no villain will think to look. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:25 | |
Welcome to MI High. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
All right, settle down. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
-Please sit down, everyone. -Someone's nicked all the chairs. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
-Ah. -Where are all the other teachers, sir? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
Yes... They've been unable to get to school due to a spate of | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
stolen cars and buses. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
That must be why Oscar isn't here either. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
Half day! See you later. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
Ah, ah, ah! No-one leaves. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Whilst there will be no normal lessons today, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
you can use the time for coursework. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
-THEY GROAN -I can't believe it. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
A crime wave so bad it's affecting our school work! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
So it's not all bad news, then. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
-KNOCK AT DOOR -You hear that? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
That is opportunity knocking. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
There's been an internet attack on Relic Rap, the hottest rap label in | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
-the UK. They lost everything. -So? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
So they needs new rap artists and fast. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:22 | |
-Check it. They're going to have to lower their standards. -How lower? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
Right down to us. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
I is gonna be a millionaire. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
# Here's to C to the O Oh-ooh, doggy | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
# Ain't dating you Cos you look a bit froggy. # | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
What do you mean YOU is going to be a millionaire? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:41 | |
I is lead lyrical lyricist, innit? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
So I get most of the cheese. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Not all of it, but, like, 106% or something like that. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:50 | |
Cheese is all you're going to get because your lyrics stink. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
We quit. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
So...who wants to be the new posse? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
BUZZING | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
-Science project. -Gym training. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
-Ladies, who wants to be famous? -I'm in. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
I wouldn't join your posse even if it meant ending global warming. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:16 | |
You'll never find anyone else dumb enough to join. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Does anyone know why this chalk doesn't work on the whiteboard? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Bus got stolen and I had to run. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Agents, it's worse than we first thought. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
-The crime wave is being orchestrated by SKUL. -What, all of it? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
Yes. SKUL is acting like a criminal organisation possessed. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
The country is reeling. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
Much more of this and we're looking at national meltdown within hours. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
This sounds too random for SKUL. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
The Grand Master always has specific targets. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
-This just doesn't fit his MO. -The man's a criminal maniac. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
-He's bound to do something crazy every now and then. -Rose is right. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
There's no pattern. The Queen's corgi's been dog-napped. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Blackpool Tower was sold for scrap. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Maurice is missing. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Ah, yes, our old friend Maurice Hutchinson from Operation Flopsy. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
In his case, it's probably not connected to the crime wave. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
Maurice is always going off studying stoats or something. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
But we can't ignore this. If we were missing, Maurice would have | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
every hedgehog and rabbit he's ever trained out there looking for us. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
Chief Stark insisted Hutchinson's disappearance is a low priority. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
We must direct all our resources at the SKUL crime wave. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
-But... -Carrie, Frank's right. Let's deal with SKUL, | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
-then look for Maurice. -Thanks for the support(!) | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
There's one clue so far. No-one's seen any of the criminals, | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
but small traces of this fluff have been found at a lot of the crime sites. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:08 | |
We'll let you know when we trace the source. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
You think a piece of fluff is more important than... | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
This is Agent London. Divert all the MI9 emergency crime line calls... | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
There's no way I'm investigating a piece of fluff while Maurice is missing. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Which is why I borrowed the disappearance file. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
And I printed off his service record. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Oscar, I need you to stay here with me. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
I'll need someone to help me man the crime line. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
-But... -It doesn't take three of you to track down some fluff. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:35 | |
-I'll try and help from here. -OK. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Come on, Carrie, we've got a friend to find. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
I'll never hope you. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Oh, is that so? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Not even if I offered you | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
a carrot? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Now, where were we? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
You is gonna be stars. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Soon, you won't be able to walk down the street without someone shouting at you, "Yo, Missy D, Dr F. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:10 | |
"You is phat." | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
I'm sorry, who is Dr F, again? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
You is. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
I really ought to be organising year seven. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
But there ain't no listeners today. Crime wave, remember? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
Yes, yes. And I suppose this might be a good opportunity to | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
immerse myself in youth culture. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Forget him. How could he be a rap star? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
He's so out of date he makes a caveman look fashionable. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
I'll do it. Why not? Scoop, Dr F is in the house. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:41 | |
That is, in the classroom. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
All you need is a new haircut, some bling, new wardrobe, dance lessons | 0:06:44 | 0:06:50 | |
and singing lessons and you is ready. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Oh. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
He was working till 1pm and it looks like he went to lunch | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
-and never came back. -He was studying a colony of | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
squirrels who'd forgotten where they'd hidden their nuts. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Thought there might be military applications if he could isolate the chemical that made them forget. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:24 | |
Er...what's going on? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Don't you know the country's facing a crime crisis out there? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
I gave strict instructions for Hutchison's disappearance to be priority Z! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
-Frankly, MI9 can do without the head of a squirrels. -Yeah, we heard. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:40 | |
-And you know what? -We completely agree. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
That's why we're investigating the fluff found at the crime scenes. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
We are using Maurice's reference book to check out a rodent connection. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
What is it they say about never working with children or animals? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
Well, get on with it. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
This is so sad. It says here in his diary that he can't stop twitching. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
That's weird. He says he loves it. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
I don't think it means that kind of twitching. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
He's talking about the website Twitcher. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
He must have had one of those ongoing online diary things. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Here we are. 1.09 on the day he disappeared. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
"In the park to test out the memory serum on local squirrel colony. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
-"I've soaked some nuts in it and plan to feed..." -Feed what? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
I don't know. He stopped twitching. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
Something's wrong. The park. Let's go. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
PHONES RING | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Bristol sector reports no power. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
-Electric pylon stolen. -Local agency swamped. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Divert agents from Truro. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
Sorry, Mrs King. Crisis in the boys' toilets. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Someone's nicked all the bog roll. I'll be with you when I can. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Yes? The London Eye. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
No witnesses. Keep an eye out. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
No, I wasn't trying to be funny. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
London Zoo. A missing hippopotamus and no-one saw anything. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
Very strange. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Very strange indeed. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Maurice's hat. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
But no sign of Maurice. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Nuts. Maurice had nuts on him. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
-He left us a trail. -We'd better hurry before the birds get at them. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
I'm sorry, we have no help to send. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
Chief Stark, glad to see you. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
-We need a hand here. -Save it. Are you aware that two of your agents | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
have disobeyed orders and are investigating the disappearance | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
of that carrot-nibbling Maurice what's-his-name? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't sack them. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
-Because they're on a mission that will end the crime wave. -Oh, look. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
The other child stayed at home. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Did you have a tummy ache? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
Oscar is here helping me try to keep the country afloat | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
while Carrie and Rose are in the field trying to stop this crime wave. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
-What are you doing exactly? -All right, London. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
If they can single-handedly stop this crime wave, | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
they can keep their jobs. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-If not, they're out and so are you two! -In that case, I'm not worried. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:05 | |
Now, if you'll excuse me. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Come on, let's go. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
Yo, Mr Producer, how are the levels? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
Scoop, this is the only recording machine that hasn't been stolen. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
-It has a record button and a stop button. -Sweet. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
-Just get on with it. -Hey, Dr F. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Oh... Push chicken chicken. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Listen to the hopes of the crew | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
It's like gravy in your ears when the word is true | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
It's a number-one hit that is never gonna quit | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Take a rest, dog | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Here's a singing bit | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
-# La la la... -SHE COUGHS | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
Wicky wicky wah wah. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
And cut. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Take one in the bag. That was sick! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
Yes, indeed. Very vomit. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Sorry I'm late. The wheels on my car vanished overnight and... | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
Mr Flatley, what's going on? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
It ain't Flatley, Missy. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Now I is Dr F. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Check it. Word to your mother. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
It's a bit rubbish for a SKUL installation, isn't it? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
On the count of three. One... | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Maurice! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
-Grand Master. -MI9. You're under arrest. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Well, well, well. Children in MI9. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
Still, no matter. We have important issues to discuss. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
Yes, like how fast the crime wave's going to end now we've caught you. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
Um, I'm afraid things may be a bit more complicated than that. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:47 | |
I don't think so. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
No, you should hear him out. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
What do you mean you're not in charge of SKUL any more? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
Would I be spending my days in a dump like this if I was still running | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
the world's biggest crime syndicate? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
If you're not responsible for the crime wave, who is? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
The Grand Mistress. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Anita Kane came highly recommended | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
from a toy factory in Sheffield, | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
where she had increased efficiency by 2,000%. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
She seemed perfect, but she wasn't happy being an underling. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:51 | |
She wanted more. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
That chair is mine. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Do you realise that in the whole of last year | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
SKUL committed just 13 crimes? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Not crimes. Works of art. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Now, get out of my chair. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
I've come up with a plan whereby we can commit thousands of crimes | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
every week and at a fraction of the cost. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
We? There is no we. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
And I won't ask you again about my chair. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
On her own she would have been no match for me, but she wasn't alone. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:31 | |
She had an ally. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
A traitor was in our midst. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Flopsy, you traitor. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
But why?! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
With General Flopsy against him, | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
the Grand Master quickly became demoralised. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Anita Kane took over, calling herself the Grand Mistress. | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
She's the one behind the crime wave. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
No, it was the Grand Master that kidnapped you. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
But only because he needed a rabbit expert to explain why | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Flopsy betrayed him. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Interesting. But what does all this SKUL infighting have to do with us? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
We want to stop the Grand Mistress's crime wave. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
The Grand Master wants to get rid of the Grand Mistress. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
We have the same goal. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
-We must work together. -You want us to help the Grand Master? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
I know it sounds crazy, but don't forget there was a time | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
when Carrie came to me with a crazy plan and together we made it work. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:37 | |
Maurice is right. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
The country's on its knees. If the Grand Master can help... | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
-I don't know. -Things would definitely be better | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
if he was back in charge of SKUL. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
We've never had a crime wave even close to this before. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
I think we need to talk to Frank. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
No, ma'am, still no sign. We've missing posters on every tree in Windsor. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
PHONES RING | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Yes? Missing photocopier. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
That's hardly a priority for... | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
Oh, Mrs King. I'll get on that when I can. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
I'm just fixing the...heating. Someone's nicked the old boiler. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Frank? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Rose, thank goodness. We need you back here. We're losing the battle. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
We need to ask you a question. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
-Make it quick. -Is it possible that the enemy of my enemy | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
could be my friend if it means saving the country? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
What's going on? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
-I think it's best you don't know. -Rose, MI9 is at breaking point. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
If you think you can stop the crime wave, you must do it | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
by any means necessary. Rose? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
OK, we'll help you regain control of SKUL on the condition that, | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
once you're back in control, you'll end the crime wave. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
And I need a guarantee you won't try some sneak attack | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
once the mission's over. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Hey, we're not the ones who pull sneaky attacks... | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
-Oh, no? -Look, um...um... | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
How about both sides agree to let | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
-the other one get away once the objective is achieved? -Agreed. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:04 | |
Here we are, posse. Any minute now we should have our first download. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
Look! Look! Someone downloaded it. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
That's 79 pence! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
We're going to be rich! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
Is that all? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
No way, Missy D. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
This is just the start. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
We is gonna have an avalanche of downloads. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
Once inside SKUL HQ, | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
we proceed to the lair where Hutchison will interview Flopsy | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
and find out what's been happening. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
If we can get in so easy, why not just march in | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
-and arrest the Grand Mistress? -Flopsy is a tactical genius. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
With him against us, we don't stand a chance. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
It's psychological. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
The Grand Master needs to feel | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
-that Flopsy's on his side before he can help us. -But it's just a rabbit. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
Um, Rose, rabbits are people, too. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:07 | |
Not really, Maurice. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
-I have some SKUL gadgets which may come in useful. -This is so weird. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
A cat prod. Like a cattle prod, but smaller, to shock your opponents. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
And this is this is a securasmell deodoriser. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
SKUL HQ has an odour-based security system. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
This will identify you as SKUL agents and stop any alarms going off. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:30 | |
Yuck. It stinks. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
No. That's him. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
It's not my fault this miserable bed-sit | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
doesn't possess a washing machine. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Franny's Foot Fungus Clinic. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
We found it an effective first line of defence. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
-Really? How? -I'm not going in there. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
To access the base, go into the treatment room | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
and place your bare foot against the nastiest looking picture of feet. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:05 | |
I'm sorry, Avril, but a missing studded neckband just isn't priority | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
-at the moment. -Well, I think you should call the police. -With what? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
Someone's stolen the phones. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
And what is this stuff? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Mrs King, I'm afraid I have some bad news. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
I'm leaving to become a rap star. No, no, you can't talk me out of it. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
This is my letter of resignation. I'm absolutely... | 0:18:29 | 0:18:34 | |
-What are you doing? -Packing your things. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
Right... Good. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
Well, um...thank you for being so understanding. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:52 | |
I don't see why you couldn't do this. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
My feet are too small. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
Hold your breath. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Ready? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
BUZZING | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
-How come you didn't change? -If you use your left foot, | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
you don't change clothes. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
-Could have mentioned that before. -These uniforms are really prickly. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
Keep your voices down. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
This place must be crawling with guards. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Not any longer. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
The first thing that cuckoo in the nest did when she took power | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
was to fire all SKUL agents. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
SCRABBLING | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
What's that? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
It's coming from inside the walls. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Whatever it is, there's lots of them. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Sounds like mice. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
Amazing things, mice. Do you know, the average mouse... | 0:19:54 | 0:19:59 | |
Sorry. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Probably not the right time. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Carrie, go with them and find Flopsy. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
I'm going to check something out. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
This way. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Flopsy. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
She kept you in a cage. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
-Why would she do that? -They're supposed to be on the same side. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
When exactly did you say the avalanche would start? | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
Any second now, Dr F. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:30 | |
Any second now. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Well, why was he working against me? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
-He wasn't. He has always been loyal. -Nonsense! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:03 | |
He's holding out on you. I saw him conspiring with that woman. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
He insists he's innocent. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
Oh, and he wanted me to say that, while partial to the occasional bowl | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
of caviar, he would much prefer a regular supply of fresh lettuce. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
-What about the CCTV footage? -I can explain that. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
The Flopsy mystery, the scrabbling noise, the fluff and the crime wave, | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
it's all the same thing. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
I found the original CCTV footage. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
What's she doing? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
-It's not real. -Of course, a fake Flopsy. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
Didn't you say she used to work in a toy factory? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Yes. They made toy animals. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
She must have built a whole army of these things. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
That's why she doesn't need guards. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:50 | |
That's why so many crimes were committed without anyone being seen. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
The criminals are small toys. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Oh, they're far more than toys. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
They're the largest, loyalist, most financially | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
efficient army in the world. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
I'm saving 12% on uniforms alone. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
It's over, Ms Kane. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
The second I get out of here, I'm going to regroup SKUL's forces | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
and destroy you. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Really? And how exactly do you plan to get out of here? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
-You're surrounded. -ELECTRICAL ZAPPING | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Now, I'm sorry, but having enemy agents in the building | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
reduces productivity by 32%. You'll all have to be eliminated. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
-Yeah, we'll see about that. -Enough banter. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
Time is money. Attack! | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
TOYS SQUEAK | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
I'm sorry I doubted you, Flopsy. It's an honour working with you again. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:06 | |
What? | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Of course. Good idea, Flopsy. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
Carrie, quick, the remote. It controls all the toys. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:25 | |
Get them off me! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Got it. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:44 | |
Maurice! | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
Gosh. That was close. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
I think we all deserve a nut. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
The thieves just stopped moving? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
Cuddly kittens?! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
It's absurd. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:15 | |
'Frank, Oscar, we did it and we caught the Grand Mistress.' | 0:24:15 | 0:24:19 | |
Rose, did you say Grand Mistress? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
'Yep. And you'll never guess who helped us. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
-'Grand Master.' -Really? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Well, good work, agents. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Working with the enemy is highly illegal. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:31 | |
Report to my office at MI9 HQ immediately with the Grand Mistress | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
and the Grand Master. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
'Sir, kind of made a deal. We've let the Grand Master go.' | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
You made a deal? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
Well, I'm unmaking it. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
Arrest him immediately! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
-That was a direct order. -Well, well, well, Flopsy. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
Whatever will they do? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
I can't believe I resigned. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
What was I thinking? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
COMPUTER BEEPS | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Oh, look. Someone else has downloaded it. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
No, hang on. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
That was an upload, not a download. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Whoever bought it earlier just sent it back. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
Didn't there used to be other stuff in this room? | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Ooh! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:19 | |
Someone jacked me gear while we sat right here! | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
If we hand the Grand Master in, we're no better than he is. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
Letting him go could mean the end of our careers. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
What are we fighting for? A world where people betray each other? | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
He wouldn't think twice. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:34 | |
I know, but that's the difference between us and them. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
If we hand the Grand Master over, we might as well keep on these uniforms | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
-because we're no better than they are. -Well said, Carrie. -Yeah. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
Well, Grand Master, it looks like you're free to go. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Oh, great(!) | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
You let our worst enemy go? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
-I'm sorry... -No, no, don't apologise. You've done me a favour. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:01 | |
It's another reason to fire you. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
You're fired! | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Oh, my word, that felt good. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
-No. -No? | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
They're not the only ones who made a deal. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
You promised, if they ended the crime wave, they'd keep their jobs. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
-Prove it. -Oscar witnessed the whole thing. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
He's at the Palace returning the Queen's corgi. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Would you like me to call him? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
I'm sure Her Majesty would be very interested too. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
You haven't heard the last of this. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
-Thanks, Frank. -No need. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
I'm proud you made the right call. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Still, I guess we'd better start packing up. The Grand Master now | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
-knows your real identities. -He'll trace us back to the school. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
And when he does that, we must be long gone. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Actually, you may not need to move at all. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:49 | |
I have a feeling the Grand Master may have trouble remembering your faces. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:54 | |
The nuts that I pretended to share with the Grand Master were actually | 0:26:54 | 0:27:01 | |
the forget-me nuts that I've been researching. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
They contain a virus that makes squirrels forgetful. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
-And they work on humans? -I believe the effect may be even stronger. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:13 | |
Maurice, you're a genius. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
What a strange day. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
I feel like I've just woken up. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
Now, we need to attack...someone. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:26 | |
Who was it now? M...I... something-or-other. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:31 | |
The school was going to pieces and you completely disappeared! | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
I'm sorry. There were a lot of plumbing problems in the basement. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
Oh, I hardly think the world's going to come to an end | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
over what goes on down there. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:43 | |
You'd be surprised. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Ah, Mrs King. How lovely to see you again. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:51 | |
-You look radiant. -You resigned. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:55 | |
-You can't take it back. -Resigned. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
Oh, Mrs King, you are a jester. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
Oh, look. Is that an eagle? | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
MUMBLES: I'm sorry. You were saying? | 0:28:06 | 0:28:10 | |
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