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# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
# You put me right when I am going wrong | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# You're my hands when my arms are tied | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# You colour me in when I'm black and white | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
# You pick me up when I fall down | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
# You take my frown and you turn it around | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# I couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
# Don't be sad or lonely | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
# If you need someone to hold your hand | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
# Me and my monsters can | 0:00:44 | 0:00:49 | |
# Me and my monsters can. # | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
Oh, is it in here? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
It's another Norman! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
It's not another Norman - it's just Norman. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Uh... | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
It's Norman! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Guys! Please! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
I have to find this stuff. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
'The best thing about going on holiday is having non-stop fun. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
'The beaches, the surfing, just doing all the things | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
'you spend the rest of the year dreaming about. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
'But the worst thing is definitely the packing, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
'especially if you've got three monsters trying to help.' | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
-Is this what you were looking for? -Aagh! -Aaagh! Another Fiend! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
-Aagh! Where? -Everyone! Keep the noise down! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
Dad's got someone upstairs. Human work thingy. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
Hello! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:52 | |
Aaaagh! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
-At the end of the meeting, I'll unveil the new slogan. -OK, great. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:02 | |
"Pretty as a Picture, with Portlin's Paints." | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Are you packing these purple pants? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Look! The pants are great. I'll take the paints. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
BOTH: What? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Sorry, Jeff, we're in a bit of a rush here. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Look, it all sounds great! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Isn't there any way that you can be there for this meeting? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
I'm afraid I would love to be, but I have to go to Mexico on holiday. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
Just trust yourself, relax. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
Remember - paint a pretty picture with Partland's Paints! Bye! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
It's Portlin's Paints! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Yeah, that's even better. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
-I thought he'd never go! -He's so stressed about this presentation. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
No wonder I need a holiday. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
Are those kids ready yet? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
Kids! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:42 | |
So, a holiday is when you put all of your stuff into bags | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
and then take it somewhere else to have fun. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
That's basically it, yeah. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
Why go to all that trouble to have fun? We can have fun here. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Can we?! Great! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
CRASH! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
See - fun! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
But have you ever been snorkelling, | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
seen all the colours of the coral reef | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
or ridden a wave into shore on one of these? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
Whoa... | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
That sounds incredible! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:28 | |
When are we going? When are we going? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
Ha ha! Baba gobo lengo! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Um... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
The thing is, guys, it's just me and the family. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:40 | |
You're staying here. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
OK, have fun! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
-We'll look after the place. -Will you? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
No, of course not! You kidding? We'll trash it! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
It's our speciality. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
KATE: Eddie! Come on, it's time to go! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Give us a hand, will you? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Hmm...OK. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
-Saturday morning, I've put you down for yoga. -Great. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
-10.15 to 10.35 there is this hilarious... -Is our entire trip | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
going to be planned this precisely? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
No! 5.00 to 5.30 is free time every day. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
Nick! It's a holiday. You've got to stop organising everything. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
You need to relax. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
That's a valid point. I'm going to schedule some time to talk about it. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
-OK, human piggies! -We're ready! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
Right, you lot, out! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Bye! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
Badago! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
Are we doing the right thing leaving them here on there own? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
We are not cancelling now! We NEED this holiday! It'll be fine. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
I hope so. And where's Angela? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
I'm on it. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
Hi, Angela! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
I'm only upstairs. What happened to shouting? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Get down here, your mum's going nuts! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
I can't find my hat and my sarong. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
HE WARBLES | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Get that upstairs now! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
Say goodbye to milky-white Angela, freaks. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
All my friends are waiting to see me | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
with the world's most perfect suntan. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
I will be brown, and they will be green. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
Green?! Hmm-hmm! Beautiful! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
Oh, whatever you say, Fiend. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Wow... You're actually going to be happy, aren't you? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:41 | |
Oh, yeah, you bet your life. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
You lot won't be there - that's my idea of happy. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
NORMAN BARKS | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Norm wants to know what it looks like. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
ALL SCREAM | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
It's a monster! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Jeff, the presentation is great. It's going to be fine. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
Yeah, OK. All right. Bye. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
Let's get out of here before he calls back. Ready? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
-CAR HORN HONKS -Taxi's here. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Eddie, can you put your in suitcase the taxi? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
-OK. -Oh, er...passport! -Right. Yes. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Er... There. Right there. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Hey, Eddie! How was it? Did you surf? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Show us the photos! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
I really missed you. Don't ever go away again. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
Er...that wasn't the holiday, fellas. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
That was two ticks. The holiday is two weeks. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
How long is that? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
Well, remember when I had chicken pox? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
-That long?! -Yeah. See, | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
that's just one week, and this is two of these. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
THEY WAIL | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
Oh, it's all right, Haggis, mate. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
Be strong, yeah? | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
You'll be just fine. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be fine. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Come on, Eddie. Haggis is fine. It's time to go. Yeah? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
Eddie, love, you OK? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
I don't want to go. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
-I don't want to leave them. -I know. We'll talk about it in the taxi! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
Eddie is upset. We've got to do something. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
-They're trying to take him away. -Rrr! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
-The passports! I almost forgot! -Oh dear! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
Noooo! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
Well, looks like the holiday is cancelled. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
Such a pity. I was looking forward to it. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
You weren't going. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
Oh yes, that's right. I knew there was a reason I didn't feel gloomy. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:58 | |
Yeah, but everyone else does though. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
-It's all my fault. -You see, I told you going away to have fun | 0:08:01 | 0:08:07 | |
was a dumb idea. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
You know what? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
That might have been the smartest thing you ever said. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Smarter than my recipe for bogey bolognaise? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
We can still do it. We can still have a holiday. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
That's brilliant - although I'm still not going, right? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:26 | |
No, because no-one's going - we can stay here. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
THEY SIGH | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
Haggis, knock it off. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
What happened to Happy? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Happy's gone, my friend. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
You don't understand. I'm going to look really silly. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
Great! I love looking silly. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Silly is what I do best. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
No, you see, I'm a girl, OK? You're a monster. All right? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:12 | |
For me, looking silly is like you looking sensible. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
-Eugh! -Exactly! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
What do you need to do to look not silly? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
-A tan? -Huh? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
OK. A tan is when your skin goes like a lovely shade of light brown. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
Oh! Why didn't you say? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:32 | |
That's easy. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
That's great. Thanks. Goodbye. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
-What's that? -My savings, to help pay for the holiday. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:45 | |
-Great, thanks! -Nick! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Oh! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
We got a refund. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Look. I'm really sorry. Norman was trying to help. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
He thought I was upset. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
I'm upset now. What's he going to do for me? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Gloop! Gloop! Gloop! Blub! Blub! Blub! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:06 | |
That's not doing it. OK, I'm going to call Jeff | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
and tell him I can go to this meeting. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
No, don't! As far as he's concerned we're in Mexico. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
Yeah, but we're not. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Yeah, but he doesn't have to know that, does he? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
All we need to do is make this place Mexico. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
What? Stay indoors for two weeks? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
Exactly. We're staying here and Jeff stays out there. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Hey, that's a great idea. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
I can cook Mexican stylee, we can stay up late, eat under the stars. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:39 | |
You know what? I like it! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
Let's make a couple of changes to the holiday schedule. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
Gloop! Gurgle! Gloop! Gurgle! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:57 | |
Haggis, that is not a suntan, that's soil from a plant pot. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:03 | |
Eh! Oh! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
I'll let you into a secret, Angela. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
-No-one has a real suntan any more. -They don't? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:15 | |
Uh-uh! Lying in the sun is about as smart as sleeping on the motorway. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:20 | |
Sooner or later you're going to regret it. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Do what everyone else does. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Use some of this - fake tan. They'll never know the difference. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:30 | |
Right, let's get this holiday started. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
Wibble wibble! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:36 | |
Oh, what's that? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
That is the holiday schedule. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
Everyone's activities for the next two weeks. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
If it's not properly organised it's chaos. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Busy, busy, busy! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
Yep! That's Dad! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Oh, it's Jeff. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Right, everyone, listen. Remember that time that Aunt Mabel | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
wanted to come and stay and we had to pretend to be out? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
This is like then, yeah? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
No-one open the door, no-one answer the door, nothing. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
If Jeff finds out I'm here I'll be back at work | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
faster than you can say "Lagogarcha". | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
ALL: Got it. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
Um... | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
Right, what's on the schedule? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
OK, Eddie... Snorkellising. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
Um... Sugar-Mum-Thingy-Person... Booky reading. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:26 | |
And Angela... | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Angela... | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
Sunny tanning! And Human-Dad-Thingy-Person... | 0:12:30 | 0:12:35 | |
something called "glof". | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
"Glof". Glof! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
No, golf! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
Right, come here, my little tungsten friend. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
OK! Let the fun begin! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:49 | |
NORMAN LAUGHS | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
-When do you start having fun? -Shhh! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
This isn't about having fun! It's golf! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
They're doing everything on their own! | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
What's the first rule of fun club? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
ALL: Have fun together! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
Aba-daba-ding! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Two o'clock! Everyone, stop what you're doing! | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
What's next on the holiday schedule? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Two, four, three! | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
You lot look ridiculous! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
-Don't be such a dag, Dad! -Yeah, Nick! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
You used to be such a beautiful dancer! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Huh? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
It's him! It's Jeff! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
He's found out they're here! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
He's going to know I lied... What am I going to do?! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
We're not here! | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Anyone there? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
It's the postman! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Oh, I'll get it! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
-CLEARS THROAT -Erm... | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
Right, maybe we'll do something a bit more quiet. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
WARBLED SINGING | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Oh, my goodness! This is brilliant! | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
My tan looks great! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Oh, I hope they're not going to kiss! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Oh, me neither! | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Guys, if you're going to get all smoochy, | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
can you at least go to the beach? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
-Don't worry, there won't be any of that. -Oh! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
You know, this really is lovely, isn't it? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
I think this has been our best holiday ever. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
Good evening! Are you ready to order! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
What does the chef recommend? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
The chef recommends you eat somewhere else! Ha! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
This is the only place open. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Great! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Have a menu. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
We'll have the mash, thanks. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Excellent choice, sir. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
TWO MASH! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Two mash! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
BEEPING Oh! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:45 | |
What does that want? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
BEEPING | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
BEEPING CONTINUES | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
Brrr-brrr! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
Let's open it! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
BEEPING | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Hi! Oh! | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
ALL: Ahhh! | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
MAN ON COMPUTER: Nick?! No, I'm Haggis, I'm... | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
Jeff! Hi! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Who on Earth was that, Nick? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
Er, it's, er... It's Carnaval here! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
-Yeah? Mexico is just LOCO! -HE LAUGHS | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
Yeah, I'd say so! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
It was good seeing you! Bye! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
I just wanted to go over a few last-minute changes. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
-OK... -I was thinking of changing the background colour | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
from a pale blue to a pale yellow, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
as I think it would make people feel more cheerful. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Come on, guys! Do something! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Oh, nice one! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Yeah, that's... | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
What are you going to do with that? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
No! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:37 | |
No, no, no, no way! | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
It's for the sake of the holiday! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Your carnival's gone quiet. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
WHOOPING AND LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Arriba! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Oh! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Acapulco looks fun! | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
And those costumes, very realistic! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
What... Er... Signal's breaking up... | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
Ah, no, no, no! Nick, one more thing! | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
MIMICS ELECTRONIC DRONING | 0:17:10 | 0:17:14 | |
-HE SIGHS -Did we get away with it? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
Yeah, I reckon so! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Let's get on with this holiday! | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
BEEPING | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
Oh, wait! Dad, you've got a text. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
It's from...Jeff. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
-Just leave it. -No, no, no, I think you'll want to hear this. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
"Sorry we got cut off. I was just about to tell you, | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
"I left the presentation boards at your house. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
"I am on my way round to pick them up." | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
Don't worry, he doesn't have any keys. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
"I got the spare keys from your desk at work..." | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Oops. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
What are we going to do? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
There's only one thing we CAN do. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
Hide! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
NORM GRUNTS | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
HE GRUNTS EXASPERATEDLY | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
HAGGIS SQUEAKS | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
ALL: Shh! Shh! | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
HAGGIS WHIMPERS | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
(Haggis! You've got to concentrate! You've got to be quiet!) | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
HAGGIS YELPS | 0:18:27 | 0:18:28 | |
HAGGIS WHIMPERS | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
HAGGIS SCREECHES | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
PFFFRRRRT! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
NICK GROANS | 0:18:48 | 0:18:49 | |
Norman, can you get that? I can't reach! | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
NORMAN GRUNTS | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
That's good! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
NORMAN GRUNTS | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
NORMAN MIMICS PHONE'S RING | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
Gimme it! Gimme it! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Hi! Jeff! | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
Er, yeah... Noises, yeah... In my house? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
Well, that's just my...relatives, yeah, yeah. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
They're staying there while we're here. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Mexico. They're from, er... They're from, er... | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
Pizza! Pisa! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Italian! Yeah, they're Italians. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
In the basement? No, no, don't go down there! | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
They'll be up in a sec! OK, bye! | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Italian?! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
Oh, buon... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
Ciao! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:19:35 | 0:19:36 | |
Hello. And you must be...? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
I'm orange! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
I've gone orange, Mum, I'm orange! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Where's Haggis? I'm going to kill him and... Haggis! Haggis! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:50 | |
Chica is tiptop of class in Inglese! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
Bene, very good, Chica - shut up-a now! | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
KATE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Has the human work-thingy person gone yet? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
Not quite, you guys are doing great! | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
If you stay quite, after all this is over, I'll make you | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
one of my special, monster-bacon breakfasts, OK? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
THEY SHOUT EXCITEDLY | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
-Then let's make it be over now! -Shh! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
Haggis, Fiend, Haggis! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
HAGGIS LAUGHS EXCITEDLY | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
BEEPING | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
-Shh! Shh! -Haggis! Haggis! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
-Nick? -Jeff! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
How are the Italians? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
I'm not sure they're Italian at all, Nick. One of them's orange | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
-and she's after some haggis! -Oh, yeah, they love British food! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
-There's definitely something in your basement. Maybe I should look. -No! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:41 | |
It's... It's, er, plumbing... | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
HE SHRIEKS | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Yeah, it's just... Yeah, it's... | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
It's the water pipes, they make the... | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Jeff! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
What are you doing in Acapulco? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
What's going on, Nick? | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
Well, we're not really on holiday, we're at home. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
Yeah, so I see! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Erm, yeah... Well... | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Look, we're meant to be on holiday, but we're not | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
because Norman ate our passports, so we're having a holiday here! | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
so just leave us alone, because we're having a brilliant time! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
I'll be in the basement if anybody needs me. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
Right, so, who's Norman? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
-Dog. -Cat. -Fish. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
-Nick? -Hmm? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
I think you're suffering from stress! You're a mess! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
It's affecting your family. Your daughter's turned orange! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
I thought I was worried about this meeting, but you... Wow. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
Look, why don't you take a couple of weeks off? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
-I have! -Good, good! Just get some rest. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
And maybe you'll stop thinking that you're in Mexico. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
Now, Haggis... | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
WHY...AM...I...ORANGE?! | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
CHOKING: I...love...you...orange! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
I... DOOR OPENS, HAGGIS GASPS | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
Just...take it easy. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
HAGGIS WHIMPERS | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
HAGGIS: Don't kill me! | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Oh, I won't... I'm going to rip all your fur off first... | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
It's OK, honey, fake tan washes off. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
-It does? -Eventually. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
What are we standing round here for? Let's get back to Me-hi-co! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:27 | |
-Arriba! -Arriba! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
HAGGIS SIGHS | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
OK! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Everyone ready? Said your goodbyes? | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
We had a fantastic time! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:44 | |
We'll definitely be back next year! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
Vaya con Dios, amigos! | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
I'll miss you! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
NORMAN SQUEALS | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
How many showers did it take in the end? | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
34. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
I liked you orange! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Adios, my friends! It's been great. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
Bye! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
Hi, everyone, we're home! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Brrr! Brrr! | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
Ah, great(!) Nothing but bills. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
HAGGIS: Oh! No, don't! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
-Oh, I really missed you! -FIEND: How are you! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
What did you do? Where's my present? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Was I really that orange?! | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
No, that was BEFORE Haggis put the fake tan on! | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
Sorry you ended up with no tan at all, sweetie. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
I don't really care. I'll just tell everyone I was having too much fun | 0:23:49 | 0:23:54 | |
cos that's the truth. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
NORMAN WAILS | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
Hey, what are you up to? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
We've decided to go on holiday! | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
-So, where are you going? -HAGGIS: Your bedroom! Bye! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
EDDIE: 'Turns out holidays are fantastic. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
'But being at home is fantastic-er. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
'And when you put the two together, | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
'you get the best holiday you've ever had. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
'And you get to take your monsters with you!' | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
THUMPING AND MUFFLED SHOUTING | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
Hey! | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
Holiday's over! | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
Normal rules apply! | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
THUMPING | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
Get out there! | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
# Don't be sad and lonely if you need someone to hold your hand | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
# Me and my monsters can. # | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
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