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# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong

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# Put me right when I am going wrong

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# Your my hands when my arms are tied

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# Colour me in when I'm black and white

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# Pick me up when I fall down

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# You take my frown and you turn it around

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# Couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with

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# Don't be sad or lonely

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# If you need someone to hold your hand

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# Me and my monsters can

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# Me and my monsters can. #

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The stress of a busy restaurant kitchen

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may not be everyone's idea of a fun job,

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which is why a major new campaign launched this week

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is aiming to show young people there are other ways

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to get a kick out of cooking.

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Here to tell us more about 'hob satisfaction'

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is freelance caterer Kate Carlson. Tell us more about this initiative.

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MONSTERS SCREAM

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'The monsters had never seen anyone they knew on the news before.

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'I think they were a bit confused.'

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Quick! She's trapped in the box of light!

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Wah-wah!

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Oh, I'm coming!

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Haggis, no!

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Don't worry!

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I'll rescue you!

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'I suppose Mum's TV appearance did get her some screaming fans,

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'but not really in the way she wanted...'

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It must be some sort of invisible force-field.

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'..though, Fiend did seem keen to get into TV.'

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Let me in!

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I'm here to rescue you!

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-Fiend!

-Don't worry, Angela. I'll save her.

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Fiend, she's in the room.

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Oh, yeah. I completely forgot you were there.

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Me too!

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So...to recap, the tiny you on the magic screen

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-is actually your evil twin sister.

-No, for the twentieth time!

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-Twenty-second.

-It is me!

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We filmed it earlier on and now we're watching it on TV.

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Why would people want to watch you on TV?

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Because people want to hear what I have to say.

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Even my school paper wants to interview you about the campaign.

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-Really?

-Yeah. It's called "News".

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-MONSTERS:

-News...

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But you know what you're going to say, so why are you watching it?

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Cos there was a very slight technical hitch and I want to make sure

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they don't include the bit where I...

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Oh, no!

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THEY SCREAM

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'Put it out!'

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'No, not water. That will make it worse!'

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About the interview with my school paper...

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You should have seen Mum Thingy Person with the food burner.

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Is this new stuff always that exciting?

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I wish. That sounds awesome.

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Yeah. That show was brilliant. Will it be on again next week?

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Next week?! It's on every day, Haggis, like five times.

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Waw! They must need an awful lot of this new stuff.

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Oh, nice one, Norman. Sweet! I knew we had one somewhere.

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-Where did you get that?

-Oh, we've got all sorts of stuff down here.

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No, no, Norman. Put it back.

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-Right then, let's get going.

-Wait, going where?

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Outside, of course. There's a world of news out there

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and us monsters want our share.

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-What? No! You can't go outside!

-Sure we can.

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We're reporters. We go where the news is.

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But there's loads of people covering the news.

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There's plenty of stories right under your nose.

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-There can't be. I don't have a nose.

-No. I mean, in the house.

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There's loads going on. Just today, there was a fire in the kitchen.

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-There was?

-Yeah. You just saw it. You said it was the best bit.

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And where did they get that story?

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-India?

-Right here, in this house.

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Wait a moment. He's right!

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We could get an exclusive on all the Carlson family news.

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Exactly. I bet if you dig deep,

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this house is full of hard-hitting headlines.

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The teenager has now placed a strange yellow fruit into her bag!

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Pardon? No, I didn't give the interview. There was a hiccup.

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Reports that it is a banana are as yet, unconfirmed.

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Oh, you heard that too, did you?

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-And this crazed fruit-packing binge looks set to continue.

-Shut up!

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Sources close to the stroppy child are telling us to "shut up".

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Hmm. Aw!

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More on this story as we get it.

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Coming up, Norman has the sport.

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TALKS INCOMPREHENSIBLY

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Ga-ga!

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CONTINUES INCOMPREHENSIBLY

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OK, this bit isn't going to work. What else have we got?

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-Mr Carlson!

-Mr Carlson!

-Any comment on your stubble's disappearance?

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-What are you talking about?

-Is it true you deliberately cut it?

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Ho-ho-ho! He looks guilty!

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He DOES look guilty.

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Yes, Jane...

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I know... I know it wasn't the sort of publicity you wanted

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for the scheme, but in my defence, it was only a very small fire.

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SHE SCREAMS

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Well, the crisps appear to be safe.

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Next week on What's In The Cupboard? I'll be investigating biscuits.

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And stay out!

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We'll have to come back to the mystical whirlpool later,

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as someone seems to be sitting on it.

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'This is Haggis at... one of the rooms.'

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That's it? Another mystical whirlpool story?

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-You did that yesterday!

-There's not enough to report on.

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The last big story we had was when we set the goldfish free.

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I told you to bury that story.

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Those...poor...poor...goldfish.

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Right, there's only one thing for it.

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Somebody grab a camera. We're going outside.

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No, no, no. We've talked about this.

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Sorry, Eddie. The news stops for nothing.

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Except for bedtime. I mean, you can't have 24 hour news!

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But wait...

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..didn't you hear the big news?

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What big news?

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You know, the... big inside the house news?

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-No. What is it? Come on. I'm all ears.

-No, you're mostly eyes.

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Erm... There's been a...

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Someone's...erm...

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Someone's...spotted!

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Yes, someone's spotted a... Someone's spotted a...

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A monster! Yes, someone's spotted a monster.

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What? There's another one?

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Another monster?!

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When? Where?

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How? What's his name?

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His name is...

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Er...

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Jar...

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Mum...

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Sea.

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-ALL:

-Jamumzy!

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Yeah. Jamumzy.

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Where is this Jamumzy?

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Oh.

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He's kind of shy.

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Don't just stand there. Let's find this famous fur ball.

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Well, that should keep them busy for a while.

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'Eddie, you'll be late for school!'

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No, I don't want to be on TV's Greatest Blunders 4!

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Unbelievable!

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Hi, darling(!)

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Thanks a lot(!)

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-You're welcome?

-Your kitchen fire made the school paper today!

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-What?

-Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is?

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How did they know? I didn't think kids watched the news.

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-They don't need to because it's all over the internet!

-What?

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And I think everyone in the entire world has seen it.

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I was laughed at four times today.

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By teachers.

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When you say "all over the internet"...

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I mean all over the internet. Type in "Calamity Kate".

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Oh, you have got to be kidding me!

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You'd only have to wear it for 30 seconds for me to take a photo.

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This weirdness comes from your mother's side, you know.

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Come on. Please.

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If I can make them think Jamumzy's real,

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-they'll spend days looking for him.

-You wear it.

-It's not my size.

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Think about it. If they spend all their time searching for Jamumzy,

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they won't be bothering you, not for days. Weeks even.

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Just imagine all those peaceful monster-free weeks

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and all it will take is one little photo.

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'Eddie!'

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You need to come with me.

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-Erm, a little busy here.

-Erm, right now!

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Just think about it.

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OK, I think this whole Gerbumzy thing's got out of hand.

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Actually, his name's Jamumz...

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Oh, boy!

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Still to come on this Jamumzy special,

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Norman will be trying the Jamumzy diet,

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which, since no-one knows what Jamumzy eats,

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involves eating everything.

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NORM BURPS

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And we'll have more expert insight from our Jamumzy superfan,

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Haggis!

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Ja-Ja-Ja-Jamumzy!

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But first, live and exclusive on Monster News,

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we ask the big question -

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is Jamumzy hiding inside this supporting pillar?

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And there's only one way to find out.

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Stop!

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Wh-what's the problem? It's only a bit of wall. There's loads of it.

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-It's holding up the house.

-Oh, yes. That is regrettable, obviously.

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But I've got no choice. We have to find Jamumzy.

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We've looked everywhere else, so...

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-Wait! No!

-Give me it... Give me it back!

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I've got to swing...

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FIEND SIGHS

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-He's not inside this pillar.

-What? Well, then, where is he?

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-Have you seen him?

-No. Not exactly.

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I...

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He...

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Look, I made him up.

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-What?!

-Oh, no, you didn't, no. You can't have

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because I have pictures of him.

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Look.

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There I am in the back garden.

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Jamumzy is hiding behind the shed.

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There he is, hiding behind the bin.

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And there I am again, but where is Jamumzy?

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-You can't see him cos he's hiding behind the coat-stand.

-Haggis?

-Hmm?

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Do you think there's a reason Jamumzy's hiding in each photo?

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-It's because he doesn't exist.

-Look, I made the whole thing up.

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Face it. There's no such thing as Jamumzy.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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HE ULULATES I am Jamumzy!

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MONSTERS: Jamumzy!

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WHIMPERING

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I didn't want you going outside for news stories.

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I made up Jamumzy. I'm really sorry.

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Sorry? SORRY?

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What on earth are you sorry for?

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-That was the best fun ever.

-Yeah, I loved loving Jamumzy.

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What a guy!

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-Oh, thanks, fellas.

-And that was just a made-up celebrity.

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Imagine how great it would be reporting on a real one.

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Well, I was an extra in an Australian soap once.

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Who can forget my incredible work in the role of Jamumzy?

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Sorry, guys. I don't know any celebrities.

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ALL: Aw-w!

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-Hello? Is anyone even listening to me?

-Well...

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I guess we just have to go and find one. Come on, boys!

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-No, for the last time, I told you...

-Oh, no! >

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Mum's on TV again.

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-Aggh!

-Are we getting all this?

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Oh, help! Aggh!

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And you saw it first here on LBN News,

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but it seems careless cook Kate Carlson has gone global.

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-Kate!

-The hilarious clip of Kate's kitchen disaster

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-has become an internet sensation...

-Nick, you won't believe...

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..with over nine million hits, turning this clumsy caterer

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into an overnight celebrity.

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See that? She's a celebrity.

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MONSTERS: You're a celebrity!

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-I'm a celebrity.

-Yeah, that's it. I'm moving schools.

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-She'll be coming out soon. It can't take her that long...

-Oh!

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ALL ASK QUESTIONS AT ONCE

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We love you, Mrs Carlson. Over here, you look great.

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THEY CHEER

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HAGGIS LAUGHS

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-ALL: Mrs Carlson!

-Oh!

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-Aggh!

-BOTTLE SMASHES

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MUMBLING

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THEY CHEER

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Oh!

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I'm serious, guys. I think Mum might want a little privacy.

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No can do! We're the press! She's famous. It's just how it is.

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MUMBLES Hey, guys. I've got a story for you.

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I found a photo of me when I was in an Aussie soap.

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-ALL ASK QUESTIONS AT ONCE

-No, I'm going out.

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-Who with? Where?

-I don't know, just out!

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Anything to get away from you ridiculous reporters.

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ALL TALK AT ONCE A few words, please, Kate.

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Kate! Please, Kate, just a few words.

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Kate! Mrs Carlson, please!

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-Hi, Kate, do you remember me?

-Yes. What's going on?

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Seems our little clip has become a massive hit.

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-We're up to 20 million views online.

-20 million?!

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I know. Which means you're big news right now.

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What do you say to an exclusive interview on primetime TV?

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Seriously? That would be great!

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The Careers in Catering scheme could really do with some good publicity

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after the whole fire thing.

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What? No! The fire was the best bit.

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We want your other kitchen calamities.

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Ever slipped on a salmon? Put sand in a salad? Been sick in a soup?

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No, of course not!

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Oh. Would you be prepared to say you had?

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-Kate! Kate, please! Kate! Just a few words! Kate!

-Of all the...!

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-Just a few words, Kate.

-A quick picture, Kate!

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MUMBLES

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Yeah, exactly. We live here.

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If anyone should get an exclusive, it should be us.

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Oh, why don't you all just give it a rest?!

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I've got an exclusive for you - the man who was Jamumzy!

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HE GROWLS

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THEY SIGH

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Right.

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What?

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HAGGIS SQUEALS

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Hey, where are you going?

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I'm a celebrity.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Hey, do you know there's a load of reporters out there?

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The 50 guys camped out on my driveway? I had noticed that.

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This is ridiculous.

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Even my school paper won't let the stupid story drop.

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Now they're saying if I don't get an interview with Mum,

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-then I'm off the press team.

-Yeah, well, good luck with that.

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She's not in the mood for interviews.

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She's locked in the bedroom and won't come down till they've gone.

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-What? No. Tell her she has to.

-I've tried, believe me.

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Unless you can get the world's press off our doorstep, she's staying put.

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Oh, this is a joke. I knew that some day one of my embarrassing parents

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would be the front-page news but I just... I never thought it'd be Mum.

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-Oh, thanks very much(!)

-That's all right.

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Actually, thanks very much.

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For what?

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For what?

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THEY SIGH

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How many days has it been now?

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Seven hours.

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What's that in days?

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I don't know, but it's too long. Norman!

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-NORMAN MUMBLES

-Why don't you try again?

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NORMAN MUMBLES

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-MUM:

-Go away!

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-NORMAN MUMBLES

-Yeah, I heard.

-Hey!

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-What are you guys doing here?

-We go where the story goes,

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and right now the story has locked itself in there

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-and it's not coming out.

-What? You mean Mum?

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Yes, something about not wanting to look silly,

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and the press not listening to her.

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-I don't know exactly, I wasn't listening. Norman!

-Uh-huh?

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-NORMAN MUMBLES

-Come on, Mrs Carlson!

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Just a few words.

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-Fiend!

-What?

-Why are you hassling her like this?

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-Because she's a celebrity.

-No, she's my mum.

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Yes, but she's also a celebrity. You told us that, remember?

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I shouldn't have.

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She doesn't want any of this.

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Oh, sure she does. She went on the news and everything.

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Yeah, but not to be famous. She went on the news for a reason.

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-Has everyone forgotten that?

-Of course not.

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Who could forget Kate's hilarious kitchen calamities?

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-THEY LAUGH

-No, it's not about that.

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It's about... Hey, how about I get you an exclusive interview with Mum

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that the whole world would see?

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You would literally be my favourite boy who lives in this house.

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-MUM:

-Go away!

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Mum, it's me. Listen, I think I may have an idea.

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And that's why I'm 100% behind the Careers in Catering scheme,

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because there are many more exciting things happen in an good kitchen

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than the odd mishap.

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And cut!

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Perfect. One world exclusive.

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-Did you get everything you wanted?

-I think so, Mum.

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-You should thank Eddie. It was his idea.

-It was the least I could do.

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-It was nothing. Don't mention it.

-Did I say anything embarrassing?

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Er, well, I mean... There's nothing we can't, um...edit out, so...

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Oh!

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You know, I think there's something wrong with that hob.

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Yeah.

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That's the monster press dealt with, now for the other lot.

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That'll get them off your back. And THIS should get the paper off mine.

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Well, here goes.

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-Now, one at a time, please.

-HE BLOWS

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-Where did they all go?

-Oh, sorry, Kate. You're old news.

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Another big story came up.

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What?

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Haven't you heard? There's been some sort of monster sighting.

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It's going to be all over the television. Apparently, they say...

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Charming(!)

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Eddie, where are the...?

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What?

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If you're all here, then who's...? Oh, no.

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I'm Jamumzy!

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-Oh, bless him!

-Yep, me and my big mouth.

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..shown here running down the middle

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of the city's busiest shopping street,

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but it seems this self-styled monster

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has already drawn press attention from right across the country.

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-I'm surprised they haven't called...

-SIREN WAILS

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Oh, they have now.

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..already asking the inevitable question - why?

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And I got to wear some actual handcuffs

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and they read me some rights I never knew I had. Thanks.

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-So you're not in trouble?

-No.

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No, I just explained I was doing it for my wife

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and they seemed a bit confused at first, but then they let me off.

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-And we're not going to be overrun by reporters again.

-No.

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-The press lost interest once they called off the dogs.

-The dogs?!

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Yeah, did I mention the dogs?

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Oh, Mum, look at this!

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See? What did I tell you, right? I posted your interview online

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about the Calamity Kate thing and it has gotten so many hits.

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Check this out. Look at the comments.

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"Inspiring scheme!" "Wonderful ideas!" Oh, that's great.

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-Thank you, Angela.

-Oh! And my school paper loved the interview

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and it's going to be on the front page.

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That's great, darling.

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Yeah, it'll be a nice change not to be laughed at every time.

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You've got to see this!

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-What?

-Here, look! Under "most viewed".

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I'm Jamumzy!

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Hey, that's me. Give me a look.

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'With the reporters gone, Mum's brush with celebrity

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'worked out all right in the end. She finally got her message out.

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'Dad got his five minutes of fame.'

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Seven million hits already. I'm a celebrity.

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You're a celebrity!

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That's right.

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'And the monsters learnt that,

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'most of the time, fame only lasts for five minutes...'

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If you think for one second I'm going to give you an interview

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after you ignored me all day, you've got another think coming.

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Look at this! Look! Look!

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HAGGIS LAUGHS

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Of course, there was my starring role in the Australian soap opera.

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'..though in my house,

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'they'll gladly stretch it out to ten minutes.'

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That's great. Could you just do the voice for us one more time?

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It's kind of rough on the instruments but I'm Jamumzy!

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I'm Jamumzy! FIEND LAUGHS

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Now that's embarrassing.

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Oh, it's a goal, it's a goal.

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