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Big day. I'm moving.

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Next door to Lauren's.

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Now, Mike and Craig are moving in, so I've nobly given up my room.

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-Heads.

-Tails. I win!

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You move.

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I bet it was her trick coin.

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Um, sorry. There's no room for that.

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Mum said you had to find me some.

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That's it? And where's my bed?

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You want me to sleep hanging off the door hook?

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I'm not a monster!

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You can lay it on the floor at night.

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Think I want to share a room with you?

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What if nerdiness is catching?

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Fine. Well, if you won't move your stuff,

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then I'll move it for you.

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Stop!

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BOTH SCREAM

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-THEY SHOUT:

-You said that she had to make space...

-She comes into MY room

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-and put MY clothes...

-Girls.

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-Girls.

-THEY CONTINUE YELLING

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GIRLS!

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OK, you don't have to shout.

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She won't share with me!

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I really tried, OK?

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Cos my room's tiny. There's no space.

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-Cos it's all taken up with your big bum!

-Millie!

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Girls, I'm surprised at you two.

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Lots of kids share rooms.

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And you both share a room at your dad's house as well,

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so that adds up to one whole room each.

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So, really, you're very lucky.

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Mum's so wasted at Sunnyshopper.

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She should've been a lawyer.

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We all have way more stuff than we need.

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You should have a clear out...like me.

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Oh, it's a shame you spelt Craig wrong.

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Jokes!

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Don't do that!

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Now, come on. Let's not act like we're making a huge sacrifice.

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-But we are.

-Well, I am anyway.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Heya. Hiya!

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Welcome to your new home!

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Wow, how cool is that?

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We're so excited, aren't we, girls?

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The start of an adventure, eh, Craig?

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Look at us, one big new happy family.

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Not that we're trying to replace your old fam...

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-Not that your family is old.

-Mike.

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Sorry, I haven't had much sleep. I've been up since five.

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Where's my gaff then?

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You're in my room. It's OK, you don't need to thank me.

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But it's not ready yet cos Lauren has selfishness issues.

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What part of "there's no space" don't you understand?

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Maybe there might be if you tidied up ever?

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Sorry I don't spend all day tidying because I have a life!

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Guys, guys, if you need more time, I'm sure Craig won't mind

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-kipping on the sofa.

-No way. You kip on the sofa.

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Nobody needs to kip on the sofa!

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The girls are fine.

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Aren't you?

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Who wants to help us unload?!

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Oh, it's a bit pokey, innit?

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I think what you're trying to say is,

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"Thank you, Millie, for letting me have your room?"

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Thank you, Millie. I really appreciate it.

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Much better, pal.

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And I'd appreciate it

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if you'd got the rest of your junk out of here...pronto.

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No girls today?

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Eh?

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Ah, no, they're at their mum's.

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Boyfriend and son moving in, apparently.

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-You're OK with that, are you?

-Why wouldn't I be?

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It's just you seem a little bit lost.

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Yeah, I went out there a moment ago,

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came back in, couldn't remember why.

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And you're not upset?

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Me? No.

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-Upset.

-HE CHUCKLES

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-Do you want a cup of tea?

-Yeah, cheers.

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Er, no, no. Just...

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..my girls are getting a whole new family,

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much more fun than their dull old dad.

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-Think they'll still come and visit?

-Tony, of course they will.

-Yeah.

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Oh, I was going to do the bathroom door. Right.

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I don't want you changing anything without checking

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-with me first, OK?

-How can you have it so bright in here?

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It's too dark.

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And that doesn't make sense and it just looks terrible.

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Well, lucky for you, you never have to be in here ever again.

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Well, I won't want to be in here now that you've infected it.

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-HE WHISTLES

-Hey.

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-Door?

-Oh, right!

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Right, door.

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-That's Craig unpacked.

-I can hear.

-Just need a dustpan.

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In the cupboard.

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Tell Hagrid to come and get me.

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Our house never felt this small before.

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I can't live like this.

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Oh, don't be such a drama queen.

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It's easy for you to say, you haven't got an angry science teacher

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-breathing down your neck.

-Why is he angry?

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Don't ask me. I think he was toilet trained too early or something.

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I mean, is he angry with you?

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Well, he will be if I don't get in my assignment

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on the stages of pregnancy.

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Any ideas?

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Well, I remember looking quite sick, then feeling quite sick

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and then actually being quite sick.

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Mu-um, I can't put that.

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Oh, all right. Well,

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isn't Dad's new girlfriend a midwife?

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HE SWITCHES DRILL ON INTERMITTENTLY

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Door.

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Door, right, yep.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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I can't live like this. Mum's is an absolute madhouse!

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Oh, that's a shame.

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-How bad is it?

-Nightmare.

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-I can't tell you.

-Go on. Tell me.

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They came in this, like, van, with all this, like, stuff.

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Like, chairs.

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I mean, hello, we've already got chairs!

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You do have chairs, yes.

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So you came to see your old dad?

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I've come to do my homework.

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-I can help!

-And I kind of need Amber, actually.

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-Is she here?

-Yeah.

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Enter the oasis of calm.

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Madhouse, eh?

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Brilliant.

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Hey, how are the kids getting on?

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Oh, well, it's all quiet out there now.

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I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

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Oh, I've made you some space!

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Oh, where's your stuff going to go?

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Well, I had a bit of a clear out.

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Uh, yeah. Feels great, actually.

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Fresh start

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Oh, look.

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-Weights.

-I can put them somewhere else if you want.

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Oh, no, no, no. No, it's fine. It's fine.

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Got my trusty bedside lamp, eh.

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Oh, we've already got one.

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I mean, not that yours isn't lovely, it is.

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It's just that...well, they won't match.

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Oh, OK. Well, no worries.

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No biggie. Hey, check this out.

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Telly in the bedroom. How cool is that?

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Great.

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You hate it, don't you?

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Just forget you ever even saw it.

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Who wants to watch telly in bed anyway?

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Me, I do!

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Craig says he got a new music player for coming here.

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Oh, no, that wasn't because he didn't want to come here.

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That was a...treat for being a good sport.

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We didn't get a treat.

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-You didn't have to leave home.

-Well, I had to leave my room,

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and that has now turned into the Batcave.

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A telly. You've got a telly.

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-We want a telly in our bedroom.

-I don't want a telly in my bedroom!

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I do want a telly in my bedroom. I don't...

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OK, now let's cut to the chase.

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We're talking, what, a shopping trip

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for me and Lauren, at least?

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-(Yes.)

-Good.

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Wow, who knew they'd make bedside lamps that ugly?

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CHAIR WHIRRS

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Stop it.

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It's a madhouse over there, apparently.

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Sharon never could chuck anything out.

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Total chaos Lauren says.

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Where is Lauren?

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Don't know. She was looking for you. Said something about homework.

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BANGING

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-Laurs?

-LOUD THUMPING

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Dad, I'm stuck in the bathroom!

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Ah, that's what I was supposed to do!

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Right. Don't panic.

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Um, if you bang the top right corner,

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then the top left, then I'll kick the bottom.

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Ready. One, two, three!

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DOOR BANGS

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-You all right?

-I've been stuck in there ages.

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Did you not even wonder where I was?

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Eventually.

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Why don't I help you while your dad sorts this out?

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-PHONE RINGS

-Excuse me a second.

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Hello?

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Yes. OK, OK.

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-Just take deep breaths.

-SHE INHALES

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-Hey. "Call the Midwife."

-Yeah, good one.

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-That joke just keeps getting better.

-Don't worry, I'll be there soon.

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I need to go and check on a client.

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Right. Is she on her way to the hospital?

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Not necessarily. Babies can take their own sweet time.

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Bit like Dad mending the door.

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Mine. Bought it with my own money.

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Is that the, um, DVJ-90?

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Um, why? Is it better than yours?

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This your music, yeah?

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It's total mum rock.

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What is it, Cher? James Blunt.

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50 Soothing Classical Classics?

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This is music to wash up to.

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In fact, it's so dull it's making my eyes yawn.

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-What have you got that's so cool, then?

-Give it back.

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The Eargraters. MC MegaKillz.

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Ah, look,

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-songs from The Lion King?

-No, that's old.

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-I never got round to deleting it!

-Funny, I thought this was new.

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-Just give it back or I swear...

-Don't stress.

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It's all part of the "Circle Of Life".

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-HE LAUGHS

-Andean pipe music.

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Ooh, I can't wait to tell Lauren.

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-She's going to love this.

-Right.

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You shouldn't have done that.

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Why? What're you going to do about it?

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Has anyone seen my music thingy?

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What?

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I mean, how...?

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Craig did it.

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I...I...

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-I'm sorry.

-Well, it's just a bit sticky.

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You're letting him get away with that?

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-I'm sure Craig didn't mean it.

-No, absolutely not, no.

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I can't believe this.

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If that was us, we'd have been so dead.

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Mum, seriously?

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You can't make us mop the floor with our hair.

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-BOTH:

-Mum!

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No, you're right.

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I can't. But in any reasonable world, I would be able to.

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-So get a mop!

-BOTH:

-Mum!

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Rude children and jammy hands.

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Two of Mum's pet hates.

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Only a matter of time before she cracks.

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-Anything I help you with?

-Mend the bathroom door.

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-I meant your homework.

-Depends. Have you ever been pregnant?

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Well, I won't forget your birth in a hurry.

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You looked amazing when you first came out.

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Like a tiny, wrinkled monkey.

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-Your first nappy was radioactive.

-Dad!

-Sorry.

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Hey, glad you came over, though.

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I hope things haven't...changed between us.

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No. Why would they?

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No, good. Good, then.

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Not too quiet for you?

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Na, quiet's what I need.

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You should give Amber a call, though.

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-"Call the midwife."

-Stop that.

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I don't want to bother her while she's working.

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Up to you. I'll stay out of your hair.

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Both got work to do.

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-Dad, stop it! It's on my homework. Dad.

-I'll go and mend the bathroom.

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Hey, bud. You're doing great, yeah.

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But just one little thing, yeah? Sharon's music player...

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-It was Millie. She set me up. She's devious.

-She's 12.

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Just keep an eye on her, you'll see.

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-I am busting...

-Oi, get in line. I'm next.

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-Sharon's been in for ages.

-I'm sure she hasn't been that long.

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Nine minutes, 42 seconds and counting.

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What you doing? You can't time her!

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-It's her bathroom.

-Well, it's my bladder.

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There's something about knowing you can't go, isn't there?

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-What about the garden?

-I checked. Too exposed.

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Sorry. Was I taking too long?

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-No! No, no. I don't even need the bathroom.

-Well, I do.

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Oh, and, uh, I found these in there.

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Yeah, they're mine but they need a wash.

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Sorry.

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Oh, hiya! That didn't take long.

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My patient and I have had to get a cab.

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You know what I said about babies taking their time?

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Well, this one's in a hurry. We were on the way to hospital,

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-but the traffic's mad.

-It's a match day. You should've taken your bike.

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Dad, she's nine months pregnant.

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-Can I bring her here while I call an ambulance?

-Course.

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Great, you can ask her some of your questions.

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She's giving birth! I'm not going to ask her biology questions.

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-It might take her mind off it.

-So, this is Chloe.

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-Hi, sorry to burst in like this on you.

-No bother. Come in, come in.

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-I feel like a right idiot.

-Nonsense, you'd do the same for me.

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-I'm Tony. This is Lauren.

-Hi.

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Actually, Lauren's got a few questions...

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SHE GROANS LOUDLY AND PANTS

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It can wait.

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Let's get you comfy while I sort out an ambulance, OK?

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See? That was a lady pain.

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Dad, it's called a contraction.

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I want you home right now, young lady.

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I've made a special meal and...

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What do you mean, "amazing research opportunity"?

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Who are you, Brian Cox?

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What? Really?

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Gosh.

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You better get an A.

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-What is it?

-It's my speciality, veggie lasagne.

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I'm a meat-atarian.

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Craig.

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I'm just not that hungry.

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I'll just have some garlic bread.

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-He ate a full bag of corn chips.

-Did he?

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Yeah. More like a sack.

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Craig, try some.

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No, it's OK. My girls love it, so...

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Sorry. HE YAWNS

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Before we start,

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I'd just like to say

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how wonderful it is to have you both here.

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-Isn't it, Millie?

-Yeah.

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I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight?

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It feels like just yesterday that I first saw Mike

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leading Friday bums and tums

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and, although it will take some getting used to,

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I think we made the right choice

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and definitely didn't rush into anything far too hastily.

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Mum.

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CRAIG LAUGHS

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Sorry. Did I miss anything?

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Oh, no. Let's just eat, shall we?

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-I've finished! I'm going to watch TV.

-Oh, there's pudding.

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Yeah, thanks. I'll come back.

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-Go on.

-Aaaaaagh.

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OK. This baby wants out. There's no time to move her, I'm afraid.

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-I've called a colleague for backup.

-You've "called the midwife".

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Wait. Here? She's going to have the baby here?

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It's OK. There's no complications and I've got all my kit.

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-I'm sorry, but...

-No, no, that's fine.

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-CHLOE SCREAMS

-Hang in there, Chloe!

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-Is there anything we can we do?

-Thank you, Lauren.

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I need some hot water and clean towels.

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Is this really happening?

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You heard her. We need clean water and hot towels.

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Dad, we need to stay absolutely calm.

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-Calm.

-HE PANTS

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I'm calm. Totally calm.

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-Are you calm?

-I'm totally calm.

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-DOOR BANGS

-Tony, the door's stuck!

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THEY SCREAM

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I'm not so calm anymore!

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It would be really super if you could get me out of here

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-sort of now-ish?

-Dad, open the bathroom door!

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-I'm trying to breathe.

-HE PANTS

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Bedtime, Millie.

0:17:480:17:50

Aw, but, Mum, it's the weekend.

0:17:500:17:52

I know, but it's been a long day.

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Craig doesn't have to go to bed.

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Please, it's late.

0:17:560:17:58

Well, if he's staying up, then I'm staying up.

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Millie, would you mind if Craig and I had a bit of time

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to watch some telly?

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I think he's put up with quite enough from you today.

0:18:040:18:06

Did you say Craig's put up with a lot from Millie today?

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Sorry. Oh, no, that came out wrong.

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-Millie gave him her room.

-It's OK, Mum.

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And what's Craig done?

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Oh, apart from cover my stuff in jam.

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We're all on a steep learning curve.

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And you fell asleep in our special tea!

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Yeah, but I've been up packing since 5am.

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Maybe you should've got Craig to help

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instead of showering him with guilt presents!

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Oh, talk about showering.

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You two take so long I thought you'd turn into mermaids.

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Oh! You timed my shower?

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Uh, guys...

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Millie teased Craig about liking the Lion King.

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Hakuna Matata is our special song.

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-Dad, shut up.

-I think we should all just turn in now, yeah?

0:18:390:18:42

-Yeah, I'm tired...

-I made you a welcome banner!

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Oh, well, at least the banner still wants us here!

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Well, if that's how you feel, I'm taking it down.

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HE SIGHS

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You can't do that, it's our banner.

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Oh, no? Watch me!

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They're overtired.

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You said it.

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OK. Try again.

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Open, you stupid door!

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I don't understand why it's not working.

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Neither do I. How did you not fix it by now?

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It took less time to build the pyramids.

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-CHLOE SCREAMS

-Hello? Hello?

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Amber, Chloe's calling.

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OK. Um,

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Lauren, you go tell Chloe everything's fine.

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Me? But what about Dad?

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Your dad has to stay here and get this door open.

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Look, you'll be fine, OK? You're stronger than you know.

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As long as you don't get halfway there and forget what you're doing.

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-HE BANGS ON DOOR

-Oh!

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How's it going?

0:19:400:19:41

Fine. I was beginning to wonder

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if you'd all started randomly putting up shelves.

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Sorry that's just my dad.

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Amber will be back in a minute.

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Good.

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I've never done this before.

0:19:520:19:54

-Do you think I should push yet?

-No, no. Definitely, definitely not.

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Can I get you anything? A pillow? Another glass of water?

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Don't panic, everyone!

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Ear muffs to block out my panicking dad?

0:20:030:20:05

-Could you just hold my hand?

-Yeah, sure.

0:20:050:20:08

Actually, can I just get a pen and paper and...

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Hold my hand, please!

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CHLOE SCREAMS

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THEY BOTH SCREAM

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Uh, right.

0:20:170:20:18

I'm going to get a crowbar. Stay there.

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Where am I going to go?

0:20:200:20:22

Good point. OK.

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Wait. I have to tell you what to do.

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I know what to do, I'm doing it!

0:20:240:20:26

It's not that hard, OK? It's a natural thing.

0:20:260:20:28

-What are you talking about?

-Delivering the baby!

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Basically, you just have to wash your hands and catch.

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No. No way.

0:20:340:20:35

That's not going to happen.

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Right. Here we go.

0:20:370:20:40

I'm coming.

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-DOOR THUDS

-Ow!

0:20:410:20:43

Tony, you did it!

0:20:430:20:45

Ow. That's fine. Don't mind me.

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Am I a bad person? Of course not.

0:20:510:20:54

I do love Mike.

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It's just that...

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maybe this was all a big mistake.

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It's a bit late for that now, Mum.

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They've already given up their flat and moved in here.

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Nothing lasts forever.

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I learnt that with your dad.

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Mum...

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I just don't know if I can cope.

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And that Craig, eh?

0:21:180:21:20

What's he like?

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He's just like a teenage boy.

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But you two argue all the time.

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I let him know how I feel.

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Instead of bottling it inside. You should try it.

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What if it's too late?

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It's not. And everything will work out

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as long as you grow a spine.

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You think so?

0:21:400:21:41

I know.

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Leave it to me, Mum.

0:21:430:21:44

CHLOE SCREAMS

0:21:540:21:57

BABY CRIES

0:21:570:21:59

Dad, Chloe did it. She was awesome!

0:21:590:22:01

-And?

-It's a girl!

0:22:010:22:02

Yay! Whoo-hoo!

0:22:020:22:04

Ah, Dad, this'll be my first one ever.

0:22:040:22:07

Your first what? First baby?!

0:22:070:22:09

No - an A!

0:22:090:22:10

I'm going to get one for sure.

0:22:100:22:13

There's someone I'd like you to meet.

0:22:130:22:15

Ooh, she's gorgeous.

0:22:150:22:18

Hello.

0:22:180:22:19

Hello, you. Welcome to earth.

0:22:190:22:23

Dad, she's not an alien.

0:22:230:22:26

Hello.

0:22:260:22:27

Oh, I think she's hungry.

0:22:270:22:29

I'll see what's in the fridge.

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Silly men.

0:22:310:22:32

Dad, this is what I like about your place - it's never boring.

0:22:380:22:42

-No.

-HE SNIFFLES

0:22:420:22:43

Dude, are you crying?

0:22:450:22:46

No, I've got a bit of door in my eye.

0:22:460:22:49

There. Lauren's going to hit the roof when she sees this.

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And, if she does,

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she'll find a box of her stuff in the loft.

0:23:000:23:02

You know, life is pretty amazing.

0:23:080:23:11

It, like, goes round in a circle.

0:23:110:23:15

Talk to Craig about that.

0:23:150:23:16

And yet, we spend so much time sweating the small stuff.

0:23:160:23:20

Wow. What happened at Dad's?

0:23:200:23:23

I helped to bring new life into the world, that's all.

0:23:230:23:25

Aw, neighbour's cat have kittens?

0:23:250:23:27

No - a baby.

0:23:270:23:29

What? Dad had a baby?

0:23:290:23:31

No, not his.

0:23:310:23:32

-Who's then?

-Chloe's!

0:23:320:23:34

Right. So she just dropped by to give birth, did she?

0:23:340:23:38

No, dummy, there was a big match on.

0:23:380:23:41

OK, whatever.

0:23:410:23:43

I'm glad you're back.

0:23:430:23:44

Now we need to help Mum lay down some ground rules.

0:23:440:23:47

-Like what?

-Get a pen.

0:23:470:23:50

Lauren was a real hero when that baby came.

0:23:510:23:54

Though maybe she didn't pick the best time for a selfie.

0:23:540:23:56

And I mended the door.

0:23:560:23:58

-Well done, you...

-Ow.

-..in the end.

0:23:580:24:00

Well, you know, I thought,

0:24:010:24:03

that little baby had the biggest moving day ever

0:24:030:24:05

-and she coped fine.

-Aw, that is so sweet.

0:24:050:24:08

-Maybe we'll have a moving day of our own sometime.

-All right, steady on.

0:24:090:24:13

Still can't believe a baby was born in this room. It's a miracle.

0:24:130:24:16

I know. I never get tired of it.

0:24:160:24:19

-Even so, you must be exhausted.

-No, actually. I'm fine.

0:24:190:24:22

-Really?

-Yeah.

-Will you go put the kettle on, then?

0:24:220:24:25

-Don't push it.

-No really, though.

0:24:250:24:26

OK, let's get started.

0:24:300:24:32

Now, you two need to lose some of your stuff.

0:24:320:24:34

Like about half. Because we don't live in the TARDIS.

0:24:340:24:36

Well, not half, that is a bit...

0:24:360:24:38

Mum! Spine.

0:24:380:24:40

-What about all your mum's gear, then?

-I had a clear out.

0:24:400:24:42

Sure, if that's what you call ramming it in the closet.

0:24:420:24:45

What happened to, "We all have more stuff than we need?"

0:24:450:24:47

-OK, OK.

-OK.

0:24:470:24:49

-And your weights stay at the gym.

-Well, in that case,

0:24:490:24:51

I want TV in the bedroom.

0:24:510:24:52

Well, I get to say when it goes off.

0:24:520:24:54

And when Craig stays with his mum, I get my old room back.

0:24:540:24:56

No way. No way!

0:24:560:24:58

Don't push me. This is my red line.

0:24:580:25:00

Come on! How is seven too early to play the Temper Hearts?

0:25:000:25:03

That is what I have for breakfast. You don't have to watch.

0:25:030:25:05

Ten minutes is plenty. You're having a shower, not installing one!

0:25:050:25:09

Listen. Listen to me!

0:25:090:25:12

I've, um...I've forgotten what I was going to say.

0:25:120:25:15

OK, so, who thinks we've got a raw deal?

0:25:160:25:19

Good. Then my work here is done.

0:25:200:25:22

Welcome to your new home.

0:25:220:25:23

-Yay! Finally.

-Top banana.

-Congratulations.

0:25:230:25:26

"Crag?"

0:25:330:25:34

Moving day's over.

0:25:390:25:41

It's fine to put out the welcome mats,

0:25:410:25:43

but Mum was being the welcome mat.

0:25:430:25:45

At least Lauren didn't notice any of my little changes around here.

0:25:450:25:48

That's MY phone charger!

0:25:510:25:53

You moved my stuff while I was out.

0:25:530:25:55

I did not!

0:25:550:25:56

So these just walked up to the loft by themselves, then?

0:25:560:25:59

Yep.

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Night, girls.

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Night, Mum.

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Night.

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