Surprise, Surprise Millie Inbetween


Surprise, Surprise

Comedy drama series. It's Millie's 13th birthday and both her mum and dad want to throw a party for her, but Millie can't decide which party she'd rather have.


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Dad always did this on our birthdays, so I'm keeping up tradition.

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Oh, I've grown massively.

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There. Aw, yes, I'm well taller than Lauren

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when she turned 13. Result!

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Can you believe that I'm going to be a teenager?

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Wait, does that mean that I'm going to suddenly wake up with spots

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and an attitude? Ugh.

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Mum's giving me a surprise party.

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Now, I know what you're thinking. How did I find out?

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Well, Mum told Lauren, and Lauren can totally NOT keep a secret.

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Should I go out on my birthday?

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You can't. Mum's giving you a surprise...

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A surprise what?

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A surprise...

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haircut?

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A surprise party.

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Just as well. I hate surprises.

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-You'll literally never guess what.

-What?

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I can't tell you. It's a surprise.

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Not another one.

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Put it this way, though. I would not like to be in your shoes,

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and not just because they're small and uncool.

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What is it? Tell me!

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Wait, is it a bad thing?

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Does Craig have a twin?

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Tell me!

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No, it's a secret. Besides, I have my reputation to think of.

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For what? Telling you a secret is like posting it online.

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That's not true. I have to respect it.

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Dad wants to give you a surprise...

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Surprise what? Don't say haircut.

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A surprise dentist appointment.

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Great! What a birthday.

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New hair and new teeth.

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Duh! No, it's a surprise party. Oops.

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Two surprises? That's two too many.

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I've got to get one of them to cancel the party,

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but I can't let on that I know.

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Tricky.

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Can I go to Dad's on my birthday?

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What? Why? What's he want?

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Or have you got something planned?

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Me? No!

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What would I have planned?

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OK, then.

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PHONE DIALS AND RINGS

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-Yeah, Tony?

-Yes?

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Have you forgotten about the surprise party?

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The what?

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Er, no, no!

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Don't worry. It's all in hand.

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I made a list.

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No, no, no! Ah!

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Let's see.

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Right, erm, I'm getting sweets,

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party hats and loads of those little sausages that no-one eats.

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No. I'm getting the little sausages that no-one eats

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because I'm the one having the party?

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Oh, dear. Someone's got hold of the wrong end of the stick.

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Yes, you!

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Tony? Tony?

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-Are you listening to me?

-I'm thinking.

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See, it's not a problem

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cos we'll just move yours to a different day.

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Well, why don't we move yours?

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OK. Why don't we have both on the same day, but at different times?

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Er, because, er, er, that would be bonkers!

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Not as bonkers as having them at the same time.

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I don't believe this. Fine!

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Good. I knew you'd see sense. Wh...

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Move it!

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I wonder what I'll be like when I'm a teenager.

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Move it, bumface!

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Will I have anger issues like Lauren?

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You wish your bum looked this good.

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If you don't get out of my way, now,

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I will LITERALLY scream my head off!

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Thank you.

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-Hm.

-Uh?

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Hm.

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Oh.

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Or will I speak fluent grunt like Craig?

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I guess you'll find out when it happens,

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like chicken pox but with less scratching.

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Right, brainstorm.

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What are we going to do for Millie's 'do'?

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Well, she's growing up.

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When I was 13 I kissed my first boy.

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BOTH: Mum! Gross!

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There'll be no kissing at my little girl's party.

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All I mean is, Millie might not even want a 'party' party.

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Maybe you could take her to a gig

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or horse riding?

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Nah. She's getting a proper party.

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Right. Come on, you lot. Think...

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fun!

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Shush!

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Right. Millie will be a teenager,

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so Swiss roll and bendy straws just won't cut it.

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Why don't you ask Tony what he's planning,

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then you two can complement each other like chalk and cheese?

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Ha! Like I'm going to give him an advantage by telling him

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all my party secrets.

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It's not a competition you know.

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No. Course not.

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But I do still want to win.

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Why not you do what you did on my thirteenth,

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get lost on the way to the water park and squabble with Dad?

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We could do face painting!

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Or something a bit more teenage. Nail painting?

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I could organise some games?

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Good, like pass the parcel?

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Er, no. She's 13, not five.

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Oh, and I could play an air guitar solo!

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Oh, King of Rock, I salute you!

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Ooh, and I could lure her here by telling her we've got

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a surprise for her! Oh, no, wait...

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And we have to practise jumping out at her and shouting,

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"Party!"

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No, you shout, "Surprise" babe.

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Surprise, babe!

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Just "Surprise".

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Just surprise!

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Well, you're the teenagers. What do you think Millie might like?

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Some decent sounds, of course,

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from a cutting edge DJ such as moi.

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I could invite some of my friends, older kids,

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so Millie has someone to look up to.

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Deep-fried pizza.

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A no-parents chill-out room.

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Hey, how about decorating cupcakes?

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I'm sorry, it's all getting a bit full-on.

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Mike!

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Kids don't stay sweet and innocent forever, you know?

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I mean, look at Lauren and Craig.

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Besides, I don't want Millie thinking I'm clinging to the past

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like tragic Velcro.

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And I bet Tony's planning something really cool and edgy.

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Ta-dah! Balloon hat!

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Wicked! Are you going to do that at Millie's party?

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Too right. Why wouldn't I?

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Right, I'm going to go and make Millie's cake.

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Did you just say you're going to make a cake?

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Yeah, why? Making a cake's easy.

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It's basically just eggs

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and I can cook eggs.

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Sort of.

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I know, right? But I've got to try.

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I can't just wait for 13 to hit me.

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Millie! Millie are you up there?

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You know it's your birthday' right, not Halloween?

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That's my make-up!

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Well, you know that we will be teens together soon.

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I mean, we can share clothes, make-up, styling tips.

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Here's a tip.

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Touch my stuff again and you're dead!

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Wait!

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Can you give me some teenager lessons?

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I mean you're the master, right?

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I don't have a clue what I'm doing.

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That's for sure. You look like Bellatrix Lestrange.

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Teach me your secrets, oh great one!

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OK.

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The teenage death stare.

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Now you go.

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You look like an angry gerbil.

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So, the tantrum. Stand back.

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Sort yourselves out!

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This is unacceptable! I'm not a child!

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But I am a child.

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Yes, but only when it suits you.

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OK, so you don't look for stuff, cos that's what parents are for.

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So, you can't find your glasses...

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But I'm wearing them.

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Concentrate. Now, go.

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Mum! I can't find my glasses!

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Mum!

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-Louder.

-But they're right here!

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-Louder!

-Mum!

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What do you want?

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Roll it up. More.

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But my thighs will get cold.

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So? Do you want people to think you're, like, a Victorian librarian?

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OK, that's better. Now...

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Look, I'm sorry,

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but I just don't feel like I have anything else to learn.

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Oh, don't you?

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I mean, I pretty much know it all already.

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-Now listen to me geek face...

-It's OK. Just being a teenager.

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What?

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I don't know. It's just your clothes, your hair...

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you.

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I can't imagine you as one of us.

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There! Told you I could make a cake.

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I may have missed out the, er, eggs

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but what do you reckon?

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Wow. It's like the Bad British Bake Off.

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It's harder than it looks.

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And that's saying something.

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I can see that I'm going to have to have a go.

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No, Mum. You know what you're like.

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Erm, excuse me. I deliver babies for a living.

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I think I can deliver a chocolate sponge.

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And there'll be just as much screaming involved.

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-Surprise!

-Oh, man alive!

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Mike!

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Hiya! Hiya! Sensory deprivation.

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Clears the mind.

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Fancy a go?

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I'm getting rid of some stuff.

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Your old toys?

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What, even this?

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Did Craig change much,

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you know, when he turned into a teenager?

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You're kidding?

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One minute he's this happy little guy,

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running around, eating worms, sticking things up his nose,

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the next - BOOM - caveman.

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Hardly came out of his room for a year.

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He used to put his headphones on and howl

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cos he thought that I couldn't hear him

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because he had the (WHISTLES) on his ears!

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The thing is,

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if growing up was easy,

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everyone would do it, Mills.

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TOY SQUEAKS

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You know how you're inviting some of your mates?

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Well, I'm having some of mine as well.

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Just the VIPs, otherwise there'd be way too many.

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VIPs? What's that? Very Irritating People? Don't think so.

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Millie doesn't want to share her special day with

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a load of scruffy oiks in low-slung jeans.

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POP MUSIC PLAYS

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"Yo, yo, word up.

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"Party at

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"my place,

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"people".

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OK. Who's coming, what's happening, what should I wear?

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Stop being so controlling. It's not your party.

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Oh, well, it is your party, but it's a surprise.

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I hate surprises.

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Mum and Dad are still having two parties, you know?

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Same day, just different times

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and they're getting so competitive over it, it's not going to end well.

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No. Remember the Shrek wars?

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There you go, my wee ogre.

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Two bowls of swamp gruel for you.

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Why is our porridge green?

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Has anyone seen my donkey?

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Well, that's not an impression,

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that's just you doing your normal voice in a costume.

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Someone's a sore loser!

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Yes, you are!

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As usual, they went far too far.

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OK, we need a plan. How about, cancelling my birthday?

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-But then you'll be 12 for ever.

-Yeah, I know.

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Let's get Mum and Dad to have a joint party.

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Mum and Dad together? You sure that's such a hot idea?

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Yeah, they'll be fine. They might freak out a bit when you tell them.

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Me? Why do I have to tell them?

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Well, I'm not meant to know what's happening, remember?

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PHONE MESSAGE ALERT RINGS

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Craig, you idiot!

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What is this? You put an invitation online?

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You get mates, I get mates.

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You made the invite open, genius, now everyone for miles can come.

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What? No, I didn't.

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Oh!

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Right, so we've got to stop them.

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How?

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A boy in my year once put out an open invitation.

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His family are still living in a tent.

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It's OK. We can just move the whole party to Dad's.

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If there's no party here, no-one can come.

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Ha! Sorted.

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Wow! Mum, that's actually good!

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Well, don't sound so surprised!

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Sharon's not the only one that can bake.

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And I'd like to see her deliver triplets in a mobile library.

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Ooh, erm, I had some left over,

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-so I made cupcakes!

-Ooh!

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Yeah! Have that one.

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Bon appetit!

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Euch!

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That is way too salty!

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Did you put one and a half teaspoons in?

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Yeah!

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I guess I'll have to make the cake then?

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Don't get carried away.

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I'll make something special, something unforgettable!

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Fran.

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Remember when they had to carry out a controlled explosion

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-on your science project?

-Surprise!

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-Hi, Lauren, what's up?

-Kitchen, Dad! Go, go!

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Make sure they listen to you.

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OK, I know what I'm doing.

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-Oh, Tony!

-Shaz.

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What a lovely surprise! Well, what a surprise.

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OK, listen up.

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You guys are going to have to have Millie's parties together.

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-Together?

-Together?

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Oh, no, I don't think that's a very good idea.

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But the crucial thing is, together at Dad's.

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No, love. Mum's right, for once.

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It's better if we have the parties apart.

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Sort yourselves out! This is unacceptable!

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You never gave me two birthday parties!

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Oh, love, is this what this is all about?

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Oh, emotions. I'd better go.

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Let's just keep things as they are, eh?

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Wait!

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I know all about the surprise parties.

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What? There's no surprise parties here!

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How did you find that out?

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I just did. But Lauren's right.

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I only want one party so I don't have to go back and forth.

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-And she wants it at Dad's!

-What? No, I don't!

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Fine! It's your funeral!

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Sorry if I ruined the surprise. It'll be better this way.

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Ahem.

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Whoa!

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When did you come back as a zombie?

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To help get you out of trouble.

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Why,

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when you spend most of your life trying to get me into trouble?

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That's just the kind of caring person that I am.

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But now, I'm going to totally own you.

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Now video me.

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SHE COUGHS

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Sorry, the party's cancelled.

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I've got, um, Itchy Mountain Fever.

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It's rare and highly contagious and I wouldn't wish it on anyone,

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so don't come, OK?

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SHE COUGHS

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Great, now maybe my sister's party

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won't turn into some kind of freak show.

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You have met your family, right?

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13!

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I don't look any different.

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Where are my teenage spots?

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No, actually, that's a good thing.

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KNOCK ON DOOR Come in!

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Happy birthday, sweetie!

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You don't mind if I give you a hug?

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What? Course not.

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Ooh, you never know with teenagers.

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No spots then!

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-Come downstairs when you're ready, love.

-OK, Mum.

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My first teenage decision.

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What should I wear?

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Oh, I love this outfit,

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but maybe I've grown out of it?

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Is it too babyish?

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Nah!

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There.

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POP MUSIC PLAYS

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This track is great,

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but is it OK to like it?

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And what will people think of my outfit?

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It's probably best if I never say or do anything ever again.

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That is amazing!

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It's the Glasgow Tower. Tallest tower in the world.

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-I don't think it is.

-Capable of rotating 360 degrees.

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Watch.

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It's ruined!

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Oh, love. I tried to tell you about cake overreach.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hey, Millie. Happy birthday.

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-Having a good time?

-I'm worried about my party.

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What party's that?

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I know about the surprise, OK?

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Oh, OK. So, what are you worried about?

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I don't know what teen I'm meant to be?

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13?

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No. I mean what KIND.

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Am I a screamer, a grunter?

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It's OK for you, you're still 12.

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I wish I was still 12.

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It seems like only yesterday, when things were so simple.

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It WAS yesterday.

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And what's my look? Trendy? Indie?

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Dragged through a hedgey?

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Wear what you want. It's your birthday.

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Come on Millie! I'm going to take you out shopping!

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I've got to go. Bye!

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Bye!

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So you think this Itchy Mountain Fever is going to work?

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It better or you're doomed.

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Where is Itchy Mountain anyway?

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Heya, hiya! Sharon's still out with the birthday girl.

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Come in, T, Tony!

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Quick! Where are we going to hide? We don't want her to see us.

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Oh, no, it's all right, cos she...

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He's been practising.

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Why don't we hide down here?

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Surprise?

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ALL: Surprise!

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Oh, yes, surprise!

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Only my family would fake a surprise party.

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Wow. I had no clue.

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Ha! Got you fooled.

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Well, someone was.

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-Right. Let's get this party started.

-Come on. In the kitchen.

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Someone got dressed in the dark

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with their eyes closed.

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I actually think it's pretty on point.

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It's her own, like, look.

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That's mine, by the way.

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Someone's not holding the sharing stick.

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LOUD POP MUSIC PLAYS

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Oh, my two teenage girls.

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Boys'll start asking for your digits.

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-And everything I'll say will be embarrassing.

-Mum stop it!

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You're being embarrassing.

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That's my teenage girl! Happy birthday, love.

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Lauren said it's what you wanted.

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Look, bronzing pearls!

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Like throwing fresh meat to a lion.

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Thanks, Mum. For MY present.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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-I'll get it!

-I'll get it!

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Don't open that!

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It's the party animals who are so crazed

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they don't care what lurgy they catch!

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-No, no, no, no, no.

-Heya! Hi! Hi!

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ALL: Hi!

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I'm Craig.

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I'm the DJ.

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Sounds in the lounge.

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Nibbles?

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Oh, you don't need that, love. You're beautiful as you are.

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Dad, balloon animals? Seriously?

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Don't kid me you're too grown-up.

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I know you love it.

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That's a giraffe?

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Use your imagination.

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Right, what can I do for you young lady?

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Snake? Eel?

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-Worm?

-Duck-billed platypus?

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Ouch.

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You bought it from a shop?

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I didn't have a choice, did I?

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Mess the icing up a bit. No-one will ever know.

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Who's for Pass the Parcel?

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Don't blame me. I tried for horse riding.

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CHEESY MUSIC PLAYS

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I'll go get Dopey Rascal to turn it down, yeah?

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Don't worry, love. They can all join in!

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What?

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-Dad!

-Come on. Big crowd.

-Dad!

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Excuse me! Thank you.

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OK, sonny, something upbeat, no vocals, on and off at my signal, OK?

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Right, gather round for pass the parcel!

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Yes!

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Stop him he's being so embarrassing. Stop him!

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That's it ladies and gents. Settle yourselves down. Good.

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What do you think you're doing?

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It's called pass the parcel. Oh, yeah. I'm on it!

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OK, sonny.

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THE BIRDIE SONG PLAYS

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They're a bit old for this, aren't they?

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Nonsense. You're never too old for pass the parcel.

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Stop!

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Yes! Yes! Ha ha ha-ha!

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I told you.

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There you are! It's time for cake!

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And then, bumps!

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And the nightmare continues.

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Three, two, one...

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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ALL: Happy birthday.

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Amber made you a cake this year. Looks good, eh?

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Very professional.

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Mm. That is yummy.

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Anyway, moving on.

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Chocapocalypse is cracking, but I think this one's even better.

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Yes, well, it is one of our best sellers at Sunnyshopper.

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Amber made that cake.

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Yeah, and I'm still 21.

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Well, just cos it's not one of yours.

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-You have to run the changes sometimes.

-Oh, what like you?

-Tony.

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-With your balloons?

-At least that was fun.

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Let's keep it light and bubbly, shall we?

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Remember a frown is just a smile upside down?

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Really? Is that so?

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Right, well, come on, my lot, we're going.

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Oh, that's typical. Just walk out.

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Stop it! Stop arguing!

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Maybe if you'd talked about it before, my party wouldn't

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have been this weird mashup between the Kardashians and the Clangers!

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And did anyone think to ask me what I wanted?

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Well, what do you want, love?

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I don't know!

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BOTH: Teenager.

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I can't believe I just did that.

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I guess now I know what kind of teenager I am.

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The horrible, spoilt kind that disses her own party.

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What a disaster.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Come in.

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I'm sorry.

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You did so much for me.

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No, love, it was our fault.

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I just didn't want your party to be old-fashioned.

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Oh, and I did?

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Why do you want her to grow up so fast?

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All those clothes and make-up?

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But she is changing! It's like Lauren.

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One minute it's bunny ears, the next it's panda eyes!

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Look, maybe I am a bit old for balloon animals,

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but also a bit young for disco fever?

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Sorry I ruined the party.

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It wasn't you, Millie.

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Couldn't we have one more go?

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Maybe, give us a few clues?

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Well,

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OK.

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OK. I sent my friends home.

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Good! Now it's time for MY party.

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Play this DJ.

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Hey what's on this?

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Never mind, it's all brill.

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And I'm really hungry.

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I could send out for pizza?

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Tony, that's the smartest thing I've heard all day.

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And...

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take it away Jake!

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LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

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CHEERS

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Go on, son.

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It's a proper nice one. I told Mum which one to get.

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So, can I borrow it?

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-No.

-Thank you.

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So, what did Dad get you?

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Seriously? Is he joking?

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I know, right?

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So cute though!

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They'll never mix, will they, Mum and Dad?

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Nah.

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They're like oil and water. You can shake them about a bit

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but they'll separate out again.

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Oh, actually.

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There you go.

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A selfie stick! Thanks!

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Whatevs. Welcome to the club, teenager.

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So that's that!

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I'm 13.

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And maybe I don't know it all just yet,

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but I think when I'm 14, I definitely will!

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-Night, Mill!

-Night, Lauren!

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It's Millie's 13th birthday - a teenager at last! Both Mum and Dad want to throw a party for her, but Millie can't decide which she'd rather have - Mum and Lauren's teen disco party, or Dad's more old-school cake-and-games version. What kind of teenager does she want to be? And why does she have to decide? The result is two rival parties in different rooms - and Millie realises she's going to have to do something. To make things worse, Craig accidentally creates an 'open' invitation to Millie's party - and only Lauren stands between the front door and a full-on teen invasion.


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