So Long Sunnyshopper Millie Inbetween


So Long Sunnyshopper

Comedy drama series. When Mum is made redundant from her job at Sunnyshopper, the family are supportive - until she starts a regime of frenzied tidying.


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MUSIC ON RADIO IN BACKGROUND

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No matter how many times he does it,

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I will never get used to seeing Mike drink a cabbage.

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-Ah!

-Oh...

-Yuck.

-Sorry, did you want some?

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Oh! Sunny Shopper!

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What's happened now?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Three, two, one...

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They took down my "veggies are out of this world" display.

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I made a whole vegetable solar system.

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Oh, that boss! It's him that should be getting made redundant, not me.

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Everybody loved my cucumber space rocket.

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-Say that again?

-Everybody loved my cucumber space rocket.

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No, before that.

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Oh, um... I'm getting made redundant.

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That doesn't sound good.

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-What's it mean?

-It means her job is going.

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-Going where?

-Going bye-bye.

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I'm being replaced with a self-service checkout.

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So long, Sunny Shopper. Vroom!

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This is a disaster. We're going to have to move!

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And only eat beans on toast!

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And what about those Uff boots Mum was going to buy me?

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At least YOU'VE got your priorities straight(!)

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Mum said they had to cut back on staff,

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but she had better ideas than anyone there.

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I'll tell you why I'm dressed as a lobster.

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I didn't ask.

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International Seafood Day at work.

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'OK, so her live lobster lucky dip was a fail.

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-'But you have to expect...'

-Stop that.

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'..ups and downs with someone uncreative.'

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I don't see what YOU'RE so smug about.

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You can forget about that school trip.

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-What? No. Mum promised.

-That was before.

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Before, when we had all the broken biscuits and dented tins

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we ever wanted.

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So, I was meant to be going on this school trip

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to an outdoor adventure centre. But maybe we all have to make sacrifices.

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This is huge. I have to tell Dad.

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-If Mum asks us to...

-SHE GASPS

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-Mum, how did you do that?!

-Invisibility apron.

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Now, don't go blabbing to your dad. Because it's none of his business.

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I'm sure there's lots of jobs out there for really old people...

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-Experienced people.

-Really?

-We'll be fine. Really.

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Now, come and have your tea. It's your favourite. Beans on toast.

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Ohhhh!

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She loves beans on toast.

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Mum, I'll understand if you have to cancel my school trip.

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That's really sweet of you,

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but I'll be getting a wee payoff from Sunny Shopper, so...

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we'll be all right.

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Yes!

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So, the trip is still on and I get extra credit for offering. Result!

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You're going to have to open it at some point, you know.

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Letters from the taxman are never good news.

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Yeah, you're right. Just ignore it(!)

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I mean, what's the worst that could happen? Prison?

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And probably not even a high-security one.

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-It's a refund!

-What?

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They're sending me...800 quid!

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-800 quid!

-Yes!

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I can get that next-generation games console

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with the HD V-smart VR goggles!

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Are we blowing it, then?

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-We?

-Cos I'd love a walkie-talkie for my bike helmet.

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-Did someone say we won some money?

-Aye, here we go.

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Can we finally get a tiger?

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-That might be a bit impractical.

-Aw!

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-OK, What about a micro-pig?

-Mm-hm.

-They're much easier and so cute.

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-Come on, please.

-Please!

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Then we can feed it to the tiger.

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Mum, where's my PE kit?

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-Watch where you're going!

-I can't. I've lost my glasses.

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Has anyone seen my callipers?

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-Callipers. PE kit.

-Thank you.

-Your specs.

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-Mum...

-What?

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-What are you wearing?

-Oh! Silly me.

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I'm on autopilot, yeah.

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When you're on the scrapheap, funny things happen to your brain.

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-You going to be OK?

-Of course. Yeah. I'm fine.

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Remember, a setback is often an opportunity in a wig.

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-What?

-In disguise.

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Yeah. Thanks, Mike.

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-Right, off you go. Don't be late.

-Bye.

-Bye.

-Bye, Mum.

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SHE SIGHS

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Right.

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MUSIC ON RADIO

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"Dog walker. Must have own scoop."

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Hmm. Maybe not.

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"Dinner lady."

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Hmm. No, not since seeing Craig eat.

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SHE SIGHS

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Re-dun-dant.

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"Unnecessary or surplus to requirement."

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SHE SIGHS

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I'm unnecessary.

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THERE'S my birthing beanbag!

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Argh!

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Tony!

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-Sorry. They're letting me test out the VR goggles.

-That is well freaky.

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Is that for your pregnant ladies?

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Yeah, something to hold on to when they're all, you know...

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SHE GROANS

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But it seems to have lost all the beans.

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BOTH: Jake.

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Listen, I'm sorry about the kids pestering you.

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It's no bother.

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-No, it's your money. You should do with it what you want.

-Thanks.

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Although that bike walkie-talkie IS on sale.

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You're flying around Venus or whatever. Sorry. I should go.

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Oh, this is hopeless!

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I'm going to wind up disappointing someone and I worried it'll be me.

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What about putting it towards a break for all of us?

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That would be the mature, sensible thing to do.

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Blow it on a holiday. Hmm.

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We don't just dump our coats on the floor, do we? We use a hook.

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Look. There's yours, Craig.

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-It's not like it's got my name on it.

-Actually...

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..it does.

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I don't like the look of this.

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She's ironed our pants!

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And where's all my Timber Heart stuff?

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And my books?

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CRAIG SHRIEKS

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I can literally...see my floor!

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Everything gone.

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Months of hard work ruined!

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And she opened my window and let all this air in.

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Extreme tidying.

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Mum! What's got into you?

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You don't need all that clutter.

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I'm taking it to the car-boot sale.

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Not my books, you're not.

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You mustn't be afraid to let go.

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No. YOU let go!

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No. What, why...? Mum!

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Sharon has completely lost it.

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She colour-coded my sock drawer!

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She's now thrown away all my pants with holes in them.

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Which means I have no pants.

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You're going commando? Gross!

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No offence, mate, but that is gross. Right, we need to stop her.

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This is classic avoidance activity.

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-What's that?

-Like when you have a bubble bath

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when you should be doing your homework.

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Someone needs to have a word with Sharon,

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find out what's bothering her.

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Me? Again?

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Why am I always the one to have a word?

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Because you're the best at it.

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OK, flattery will get you everywhere.

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-I'll talk to her.

-Right, I'm off to Dad's.

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-Remember, no blabbing about Mum.

-Please, what do you take me for?

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Mum's been made redundant. But you didn't hear it from me, all right?

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Oh, no, she loved that job. Well, she'll be OK. Not to worry.

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Not to worry? She used to have a job and a uniform,

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and now she has turned into a mad house-botherer.

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Don't let her cuddly outside fool you.

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Inside she's as tough as nails. Believe me, I know.

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She'll be fine.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Besides, it could be a good thing.

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I used to have a regular job.

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Look at me now.

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Dad, you're in your dressing gown, hitting golf balls into a shoe.

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Living the dream. This is what happiness looks like.

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I'm freelance. I work my own hours.

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Just giving you a heads-up.

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Anything that I can do to help?

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You could buy me some Uff boots.

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Right, join the queue.

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My pay-out from Sunny Shopper.

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It's not much, is it, after all those years?

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Still, it's your school trip and Lauren's boots taken care of.

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Mum, your CV is great. Anyone would love to have you.

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-So why the avoidance activity?

-Hmm?

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What? What avoidance activity?

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I just want to work somewhere where my ideas are listened to.

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Not squashed like rotten tomatoes.

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Maybe you should...

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open up a shop. Veggie World.

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Do you know, I used to have this crazy idea that

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I'd start a business from home.

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Yes, do it!

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Now is the perfect time.

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Millie, I've been put out to pasture. Recycled.

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Replaced with a machine that says, "Put item in bagging area."

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-I'm not exactly feeling very confident.

-Well, you should.

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Because you are brilliant.

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You made Sir Whiffalot for me when I was five.

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-It's a very funny name for a pony.

-Oh, I always thought he was a dog.

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See? I can't start my own business!

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I can't even make a pony that doesn't look like a puppy.

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If I went on Dragons' Den with that, they'd just laugh at me.

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You never know until you've tried.

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I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try and have a few ideas.

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But, you know, if I do start my own business,

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I'm going to need this, and more.

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-And, well, you know what that means?

-No school trip.

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And Lauren shouting because no Uff boots.

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But this is more important.

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OK. I'll try it.

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For one day.

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But let just keep this between you and I for now, yeah?

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Thanks, Millie.

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What have I done?

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What if all her ideas are bonkers and it all goes pear-shaped?

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I'll have blown my school trip for nothing.

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Well, how did it go? Does she need a foot rub?

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You can hold a lot of negative thoughts in your feet.

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Is she going to leave the house? Get another job?

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Or is she going to mess up my socks again?!

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Um, everything is fine!

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She'll start on that job search first thing in the morning.

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-Oh-ho!

-Thank goodness.

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See, I knew you'd get her to do the sensible thing.

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-AMBER:

-Oh, I can't wait to tell Fran and Jake.

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What?

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I was thinking, maybe I should... save my money instead.

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Well, you ARE saving it. For the holiday.

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At which point, you'll be spending it on us.

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I mean, until Sharon gets a new job.

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What if the girls need a bit more support?

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And that's why you're the guy for me.

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-Even though I am gutted.

-I'm sorry.

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And hooray.

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-Are we going to Spain?

-No.

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Tony just clicked on an ad by mistake.

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Wicked! Look.

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Is that the stuffing from my birthing beanbag?

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-I can make an indoor snowstorm.

-No, no, please don't. No, no. Jake!

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HAIRDRYER WHIRS

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So, I couldn't find my school stuff this morning,

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and it turns out your mum put it on my shelf.

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I mean, who's going to look there? It's just ridiculous.

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I'm sure Sharon will have calmed down.

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-Mum!

-Oh, hi, love. I've been having so much fun.

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Watch this.

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-FIZZING

-Oops.

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POP!

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-Why are you home so early?

-I'm not early.

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-I need to tidy up before they...

-Too late.

-Hello.

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Does anyone smell smoke and fried... watermelon?

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Sharon, you've obviously been under a lot of pressure.

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-Perhaps more than we realised.

-It's fine.

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Everyone, stop saying, "It's fine." Mum, you've lost it!

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I'm not sure she ever had it.

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I honestly haven't.

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-Well, then, what's the matter, Sharon?

-It's all Millie's fault.

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-You! You always make things into a disaster!

-What happened to...

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"Because you're the best"?

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-FRAN:

-I sent you a picture of my new cagoule.

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It's on the equipment list. For the trip.

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The thing is, I'm probably not going.

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What? Why?

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This isn't about the money, is it? Since...

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you know, your mum got sacked?

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Made redundant.

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-Wait, how do you know about that?

-Lauren told your dad.

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-It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

-Having a blabbermouth sister?

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No. Needing to save money.

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I just don't want people feeling sorry for me.

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It's me I feel sorry for.

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Who's going to hold my hand on the high ropes now?

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Starting a business?

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I was thinking about what you said the other morning.

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"Has anyone seen my callipers?"

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No. How a setback might be an opportunity.

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Yeah, but to start a business, you have to have a good idea.

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I've got some.

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Like what? Like that thing in the hall?

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What is that, by the way, Sharon?

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It's a pop-up garden shed.

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Only it won't pop down.

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Or a chocolate monkey hand.

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That's meant to be an edible glove.

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Why would you... Never mind.

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And that's just the start.

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You're going to need other stuff, like money and experience.

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Oh, you're right. People like me don't do something like this.

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Even my own family don't think I can.

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Yeah, I feel like that.

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Why have a dream if it's going to be crushed?

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Hey, no, that's not what I meant.

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What I said was, you know,

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you can't build Rome in a day... on your own... out of stuffing.

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Or chocolate monkey hands.

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She's got loads of other ideas. Better ones.

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We can all help. We can all pitch in and volunteer ideas.

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-No way.

-That's an order.

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This is what life is all about - taking risks, living dangerously.

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You're so not selling this to me.

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Right, we are officially a think tank,

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so no criticism, keep the energy flowing around the circle.

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Don't let it get trapped in the corners.

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But, Dad, circles don't have corners.

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I know. Because then it would be a square.

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And you cannot drive a car with square wheels.

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So, positive energy in the circle.

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The calendar scarf.

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You put your dates in these and you wear them.

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Combining two uses. Sorting your life out...

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And keeping your neck warm.

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Fashion shoes. But with a heel at the front for walking downhill.

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That is literally the worst idea I've ever heard.

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Craig... Stay positive.

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POSITIVELY the worst idea I've ever heard.

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Fine.

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These are inspired by my days at Sunny Shopper.

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-Food cushions.

-CRAIG: What, cushions you can eat?

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You can't actually eat them, Craig.

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Well, what's the point in that?

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I have created an app which allows you to see

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when your parents are going to get home.

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And I call it the Parent Tracker.

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What would you need that for?

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Never lose your glasses again with...phone glasses.

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PHONE BEEPS

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This is MY phone!

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It's only a prototype.

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I've missed four likes, two chats and a ping!

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Drawer Angels.

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A personal drawer-tidying service. "Your drawers are our business."

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You might want to rethink the slogan.

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I'm out.

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For the last time, this isn't Dragons' Den.

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So what do we all think, then?

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ALL TALK AT ONCE

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-This is hopeless!

-I think we should do them all. I love 'em.

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Oh, Dad, the circle is over. It's time to be honest.

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I can only afford one shot. It has to be right.

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Then we've got to find someone neutral to test them.

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Where are we going to find anyone?

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Leave it to us, Mum. Me and Lauren will find someone...somewhere.

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-What is a focus group?

-A bunch of opticians on holiday?

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Funny(!)

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-Whatever it is, it costs loads.

-And what if they don't like anything?

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For that price, they should like it all.

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Mum's already started making prototypes.

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Maybe we could help narrow that down.

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-Hello. Did you find anywhere?

-Not yet.

-We're still working on it.

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-We can't do this here.

-Right, let's take this over to Dad.

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Chuck me my phone.

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Never lose your hairbrush again!

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I'm seriously going to kill you!

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Hi, Dad.

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So, Shazza's going freelance. Good on her.

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-I could give her some tips.

-On shoe golf?

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OK, we are going to need some privacy.

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Oi, don't touch that. It's not yours.

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This looks nice. Good design.

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But a serious fire hazard.

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Does it still count as one of your five a day?

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Fran, can you give me a hand with this?

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I have to get ready for work.

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-Are you thinking what I'm taking? These guys are neutral.

-And free.

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-But what would Mum think?

-We don't have to tell her.

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We'll make up a website. She'll never know. She's over 30.

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OK, guys, we think you should test out her ideas.

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What, us?

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-Is Mum OK with that?

-Yeah, she's... fine. She just wants guinea pigs.

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-You guys are getting guinea pigs? Wicked!

-She means us.

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-What, so we're going to have to eat those little pellets?

-No!

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It sounds like a giggle. What do you reckon, team, eh?

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These'll do nicely.

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Right, going to have to love you and leave you, I'm afraid. Bye!

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Right, well, we will road-test this lot

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in a fair-minded and totally impartial manner.

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And if they're pants, we'll say so. Come on, let's get started.

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Hmm.

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Sparkies Electrics. You'll get a buzz from us.

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Hang on. Er, let me see.

0:19:240:19:26

Sorry, when did you say? January?

0:19:260:19:29

January...

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Um, would... Hello? Hello?

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HE SIGHS

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OK. This is good.

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Oh!

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Maybe not.

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Pop down!

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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Oh!

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Don't just stand there. Help!

0:19:520:19:53

Pop-up shed!

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It's Parent Tracker. We've got about two minutes.

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Quick. Let's hide the evidence.

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-Any news from the testing people the girls found?

-Oh, not yet.

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They said they'd be some time. They're professionals.

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-What were they called?

-The girls told me. I wrote it down.

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"Consumer Testo Product Focus."

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Consumer Testo Product Focus?

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-Dot com.

-Let's have a look at their website.

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"Page not found."

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Could try turning it on and off again?

0:20:390:20:41

Probably best to wait for one of the kids to help.

0:20:410:20:45

PHONE RINGS

0:20:450:20:47

Hello.

0:20:470:20:49

Oh, yes, this is she.

0:20:490:20:52

Thank you. That's very flattering.

0:20:520:20:55

Could you hold on a second?

0:20:550:20:57

Lauren couldn't make it, but I'm here.

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So fire away. What did you think?

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Well, some of the ideas were good.

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But had one awful, fatal flaw.

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And some didn't.

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But were absolutely rubbish.

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Except Parent Tracker.

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Oh, yeah, Parent Tracker was brill.

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Aye, as long as we could have Kid Tracker as well.

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Are you having one, too? That would spoil everything!

0:21:230:21:26

So, you mean, that's it? Back to the drawing board?

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I'm afraid so.

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We did say we'd tell you if they were pants.

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And they were. Sorry.

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This is what I was afraid of.

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Mum's ideas are exactly like Craig's pants.

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They've all got to go in the bin.

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Now I won't get to go on my school trip, oh, and, even worse,

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I'll to break the bad news to Mum.

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Not one of them?

0:21:530:21:56

Sorry, Mum.

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Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted.

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-Oh, come on, you're just getting warmed up.

-Yeah.

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What about that edible glove? What if you made it not edible?

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Then it'd just be a glove.

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Right, come on, all aboard the think tank. Whoo-whoo!

0:22:100:22:13

Dad, please, no!

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It's all right. I've got some good news.

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I had a call from Sunny Shopper.

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They're opening another store, and they want me to apply.

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They're going to give me a quick call back

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when I've had time to think. But...

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Well, now I've decided.

0:22:270:22:29

-That's great, Sharon. Well done.

-PHONE RINGS

0:22:290:22:32

That's probably her now.

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Hello.

0:22:350:22:36

-Sharon? It's Amber.

-Oh, hello.

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Would you like Millie or Lauren?

0:22:390:22:41

I've just got off shift

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and I was giving you a ring about your foodie cushions.

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My what?

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You know how we've been testing your business ideas over here?

0:22:460:22:49

You've been testing them?

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Except the cushions. I took them to work.

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'See, Jake emptied my birthing beanbag.'

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It's snowing!

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Jake, would you stop that, please?

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Anyway, I grabbed the bag of cushions

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because I had to take something, and everyone went wild over them.

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And believe me, these are women with a lot on their minds.

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Anything else?

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It's just that I've got over 20 pre-orders

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if you do end up making them. They loved the broccoli bolster.

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One of the dads tried to walk off with it.

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OK, well, I just thought I'd let you know. And good luck.

0:23:200:23:24

-'Thanks. Bye.'

-Bye.

0:23:240:23:25

Tony tested them?!

0:23:280:23:29

I thought you said it was the Product Testo Focus thingy!

0:23:290:23:32

I asked you NOT to tell him, but you did.

0:23:320:23:35

And you got him to test MY products, which... They're all rubbish!

0:23:350:23:39

-I mean, whose idea was that?

-Hers.

0:23:390:23:42

-They're neutral.

-What? Tony? Neutral?

0:23:420:23:45

It wasn't just Dad, it was the lot of them.

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How can I trust what your dad's girlfriend and her kids say?!

0:23:480:23:51

If you can't trust your family, who can you trust?

0:23:510:23:54

-But they're not my family.

-But they're ours.

0:23:540:23:57

-So don't listen to them, then. Just do what you want!

-No, no, no!

0:23:570:24:00

This has gone on long enough. I'm-I'm so embarrassed!

0:24:000:24:03

Hey, hang on. What did Amber actually say?

0:24:030:24:07

You know, she took them into work, without my permission,

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and she got all these advance orders and interest and stuff.

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So, people that you don't know loved them and wanted to buy them?

0:24:130:24:17

Yeah.

0:24:170:24:19

Even whilst they were having babies?

0:24:190:24:22

I'm going to get this all over social media like a rash.

0:24:220:24:25

And Craig will volunteer to do you a website.

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-What? No, I won't.

-That's an order.

0:24:270:24:30

I think you need to learn what the word "volunteer" means.

0:24:300:24:32

I can help with stuffing.

0:24:320:24:34

And I can take on extra classes.

0:24:340:24:35

PHONE RINGS

0:24:350:24:38

Hello.

0:24:380:24:39

Oh, yes, hello.

0:24:390:24:42

Um, I have had time to think about it.

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And...well...

0:24:470:24:50

something else has come up for me.

0:24:500:24:52

So...

0:24:520:24:55

Thank you.

0:24:550:24:56

Well...

0:24:580:25:00

So long, Sunny Shopper!

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DOORBELL

0:25:020:25:04

-Hi, Fran.

-Hi.

-Is that your new cagoule?

-No. It's yours.

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-Mine?

-You're coming on the trip. I told your dad about it.

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-He said he'd cough up.

-Really?!

0:25:180:25:21

Wow!

0:25:210:25:22

-Thanks, Fran.

-Got to go. See you on the high ropes!

-Bye.

-Bye.

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PHONE RINGS

0:25:330:25:34

-Hi.

-Hi, Dad. Thanks.

0:25:350:25:38

It's no bother. I had a bit of a windfall and...

0:25:380:25:41

Well, I was going to blow it on me, to be honest,

0:25:410:25:44

but then everyone got in on the act, so...

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Why not treat them? They're family, too.

0:25:460:25:49

When Fran told us about it, the first thing they all said was

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I should make sure you go. And I agree.

0:25:520:25:55

Lauren went and Jake'll go and...

0:25:550:25:58

Well, this is your turn. You and Fran.

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You are so ace, Dad!

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Just doing my job. You go and have fun.

0:26:030:26:06

That was a couple of weeks ago.

0:26:090:26:11

And now Lauren's doing what she does best - getting the word out.

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PHONE BEEPING

0:26:150:26:16

Oh!

0:26:160:26:18

And, yeah, she got her new Uff boots.

0:26:180:26:20

And Craig's website's gone live...

0:26:200:26:23

after Mum deleted all of his Parent Tracking pages.

0:26:230:26:27

And Mike...

0:26:270:26:29

Well, he's been taking so many extra Ab Attack classes,

0:26:290:26:32

he's like one big ab.

0:26:320:26:34

And...I'm off!

0:26:360:26:38

High ropes. The bog run. Abseiling!

0:26:380:26:42

Basically, six days of sheer terror.

0:26:420:26:45

But compared to round here, it should feel like a rest.

0:26:450:26:48

And I'm taking a cabbage to help me recover.

0:26:490:26:52

-Hey!

-What?

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When Mum is made redundant from her job at Sunnyshopper, the family are supportive - until she starts a regime of frenzied tidying. Millie realises Mum is bored and frustrated, so suggests something positive - why not start her own business? Mum loves the idea - but what can she make? The family brainstorm - and the hunt is on to find a product that works. Dad's got money problems of his own - sort of. He's had an unexpected tax refund, and the only question is - what should he splurge it on?


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