Meatballs Millie Inbetween


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Comedy drama series. It's parents' evening, but Millie is desperate to prevent Mum and Dad seeing her English teacher, Miss Knope. She turns to Lauren for help.


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Oh! Who knew ink and paper could feel so heavy?

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It's parents' evening.

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Lauren's OK. Hers isn't until next month.

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My parents must not go.

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Do you want to know why?

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Actually, I'm keeping this one to myself.

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Which is what I should have done in the first place.

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SHE SIGHS

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When a teacher asks you to express yourself, just say no!

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Aw, what's all this?! Where's our tea?

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Oh, sorry. Unless you want aubergines!

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We've got a rush order.

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Parents' evening.

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-I'm not sure if I can make it.

-That's OK.

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That's fine. It's no big deal.

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No, this is unacceptable.

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You're neglecting us!

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You're right. No, I will come, love.

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Yeah, we're looking forward to Craig's parent evening.

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Last time they said if we looked hard enough

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we might find some hidden depths.

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Dad, the thing about depths is if they stay hidden...

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..they're still deep.

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So, we're staying positive.

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Besides, numbers on a piece of paper?

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That kind of assessment doesn't suit everyone, right?

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You can't boil me down to just numbers.

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Do we boil you down to a stew? Double win.

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Then we'd have dinner and no Craig.

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It's the same night as Millie's, isn't it? We could go together.

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Except...

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I'm doing fine and that's boring to hear

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and I want to save you from all of that boredom.

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Which is thoughtful of me.

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Well, I've used that line before.

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It's so hard growing up second.

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None of the other parents are going. There's a parents' strike.

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That's nice, dear.

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Stop, you're being embarrassing! Sister talk right now!

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-You're going down, my friend.

-Parents' evening.

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-Oh, it's a shame I'm working that night.

-Can you change shifts?

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Well, I can try. Just tell everyone to stop having babies.

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My teacher really needs to talk to you.

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Why does she need to talk to me? You're doing fine, aren't you?

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Most of my subjects are good, but I'm failing PE.

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What exactly is the problem?

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It's my coordination. It's no longer coordinated.

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I can help you with that. I used to be top of my year.

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-13 trophies and a sash with "Winner" on the front to prove it.

-Cool!

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-What did you win in?

-Football.

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-You were a sporty guy?

-What was your position?

-Forward.

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-And defence and goalie.

-Wow! That must have been a lot of running.

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Not really, it was more football of the table variety.

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Hah!

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Table football is very cool and it's about good hand/eye coordination

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and edge and the determination to totally crush your opponent.

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But mostly coordination.

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Well, brilliant. Problem solved.

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OK, spill. Why don't you want mum at parents' evening?

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There is something to spill. Something big.

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Fine. Your little friends will tell me.

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They don't know.

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Don't worry, you know that I don't like embarrassing you.

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True.

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She doesn't LIKE embarrassing me, she loves it.

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Best day ever!

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I am never letting you dress me up for Book Day again.

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What am I even meant to be?

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Isn't it obvious? Harry Pot-ter.

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Pot-ter.

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SHE LAUGHS

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I've accidentally hit Send To All.

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You've been bad, haven't you? Welcome to the dark side.

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No, it's you that's Darth Lauren.

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Why, then? Are you feeling something?

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-That would be so cool.

-Well, I did burn my cheese muffins in DT, but...

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Oh, please!

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OK.

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So, you know at parents' evening the teachers kind of show your work?

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Well, I wrote a story in English and I don't want Mum and Dad to see it.

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Why not? Is it terrible? That would be so awesome.

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It's not terrible, it's just about them.

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You wrote a story about Mum and Dad?! Do you want to live to see 14?

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-They can't see it. Ever.

-What am I going to do?

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No guts, no glory.

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At least with us,

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one parent doesn't always have to know what the other one is doing.

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Mum's coming to parents evening, too. That's great.

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Yeah, but, you know...

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If you both go, it could be awkward.

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Never been awkward before.

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For you maybe,

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but I think Mum feels awkward.

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She just doesn't always like to say what she's feeling.

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She's never had any trouble telling ME what she's feeling.

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Good point!

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So do you really want a whole

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night of Mum telling you what she's feeling?

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Well, mostly we sit there

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while the teachers tell us what they're feeling.

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Dad, Mum's stressed, overworked.

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Is she? Oh, well, I'm...

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You're not coming. Smart decision!

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Was that my decision?

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Dad's got parents' evening covered. You don't have to come.

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Oh, no, love!

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-I want to be there. I should be there.

-It's OK.

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I told him you're busy. He wants to help.

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He gets distracted and he forgets to listen.

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He sits there with his listening face on, just nodding

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and occasionally saying, "Mm-hm. Mm-hm."

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See? That's what he thinks.

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That you don't trust him.

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I don't trust him!

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Exactly. He just wants to put things right.

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And he was very decisive about it.

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He was wearing his table-football sash.

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And you know how he gets when he wears his table-football sash.

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Yes. Distracted by table football.

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Right. There you go.

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Oh, nearly!

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Right. I need thoughts on my T-shirt for parents' day.

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Does it say, "I don't care what you say about my kid -

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-"you cannot hurt me"?

-Wow.

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How bad have your other parents' evenings been?

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Fine. Absolutely fine.

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I mean, yeah, people say stuff, but, you know, it's just words.

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Right. Not easy to sum me up in one word, anyway, so...

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-How are the aubergines coming along, Sharon?

-Yes, nearly.

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Good, cos we've got another order here for mushroom cushions.

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It's like someone's putting together a veggie cushion stir fry.

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-It's, er, rush delivery, though, so...

-Oh, great(!)

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-Oh. Oh, Millie...

-It's OK.

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I'll tell Dad you're not coming.

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Thanks. I'm sorry. I just... I really need to do this.

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Yep. You guessed it! I ordered the mushroom cushions.

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Parents' evening - sorted!

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Oh, 5-0!

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Come on, Fran. You can do better than that!

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-I told you - it's my coordination.

-You want to listen to Tony.

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I mean, he's actually pretty amazing at this.

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I am, aren't I? 5-0 amazing.

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PHONE RINGS

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Yeah, but can't you just talk to my teachers?

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I'll ask my supervisor, sweetheart, but I can't promise anything.

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Er, no, I'm not going to parents' evening. I thought you were.

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It's OK. Don't panic.

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This doesn't definitely mean they've talked.

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We've had a talk.

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Maybe it was a talk about the weather

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and they haven't actually figured it out.

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We figured out what's going on.

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You think we'll embarrass you.

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Or fight in front of your teachers.

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Your dad's calmed down a lot.

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We both want to be there as opposed to neither of us being there,

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see how you're doing.

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-Especially in English.

-What?!

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English?

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Why English?

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Because you're so good at it.

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This is really great.

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I'm just going to go and think about how great this is.

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You are so busted.

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They thought I was worried they'd embarrass me.

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Well, that's not a worry. That's a given.

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And now they're both coming!

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How bad is your story?

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What's your title, something like Both My Parents Are Losers?

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Cos that'd be a great title. Also a true one.

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It's called Meatballs.

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Meatballs? What's that, a recipe?

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No, and it's not bad, either.

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It's just personal.

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Am I in it?

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Yeah. You're the meatball.

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-The main part?

-No, of course not!

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Why would you be in it?

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You better have written something nice about me.

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Focus!

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Now, how am I going to stop them from coming?

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You don't.

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But you can stop them from speaking to your English teacher.

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Just give me a second to pull up my tactical teacher spreadsheet.

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Drop the ball!

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Oh, yeah! 1-0!

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Yes!

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Yay!

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3-2!

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Yes!

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Yes!

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4-4!

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Er, I'll have to stop. I've done my back in.

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Oh, yeah?

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Not much wrong with your coordination, though.

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I'm the worst! I'm terrible at PE.

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You said you were failing at PE

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because you want your mum to come to parents' evening.

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She goes to Jake's parents' evenings because she worries about him.

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So you thought,

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"If I pretend to be bad at something,

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"she'll have to pay attention"?

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So you haven't done your maths homework

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and your teacher is Mr Evans

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and you know that Mr Evans has a thing for

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alternative folk music, so you say,

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"I forgot because I was listening to the Lumineers.

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"And then spent the rest of the night teaching myself

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"tiny guitar and whiny voice."

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Job done. People love to talk about their hobbies.

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If you spent this much time on your homework, you'd have straight As.

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Homework? You're so weird.

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-So who's your teacher for English, Miss Knope?

-Mm-hm.

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Her interests are Shakespeare - quelle surprise -

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and haiku from Japan.

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-What's haiku?

-A Japanese boy band.

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Mum, about parents' evening.

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-It turns out my English teacher won't be there.

-Why not?

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-She's visiting Japan cos she likes haiku.

-What's haiku?

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It's, erm, the Japanese One Direction.

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No, a haiku is a short poem.

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Yeah, one of the most famous ones goes, "An old silent pond.

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"A frog jumps into the pond.

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"Splash. Silence again."

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That's the most famous one?

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It's better in Japanese.

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Let me try.

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Parents evening is freaking Craig out. He wishes he was a frog.

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-Not bad.

-Oh, it's just pressure with you lot, isn't it?

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And you say you don't care about what they say and you

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say you don't care about the numbers,

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but you do care about the numbers.

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That's not true, Craig.

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The words, the numbers, they don't matter. You are not a number.

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Exactly.

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I'm not a number.

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But if you were, you'd be a zero.

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-You're going to do great, Craig!

-Lauren!

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Big night tonight! You all set?

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Yeah. Dad's meeting us there.

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Thanks for helping.

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That's just what big sisters do.

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No, they don't. Wait!

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You're planning something.

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You're being too nice.

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I'm often nice for no reason.

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Name one time.

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I let Mum and Dad bring you home when you were born.

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No, you're after something.

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You still want to know what my story says about you!

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No, I've moved on. I don't care what you say about me.

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You care what everyone says about you!

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Millie! Hurry up!

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Mike and Craig are waiting.

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You're just going to have to take my word for it.

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I'm not planning anything.

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I hate taking your word for it!

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Right. Where to look first?

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Oh...

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Oh, you do the cooking.

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I thought you had to work.

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Well, I changed my shift and Jake's at Zach's, so parents' evening.

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Weak tea and cheap biscuits, here we come.

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I told her it wasn't going very well -

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me helping you with your coordination.

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I wasn't at one with the small plastic men.

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Yeah, well, I'm not at one with schools.

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Every time I get in one,

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I'm reminded of being a teenage misfit, like everyone's judging me.

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-Don't worry, Mum. No-one's judging you.

-OK.

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So that's what you're wearing?

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It's fine.

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-Well done, Millie.

-Thanks, Dad. I'll go tell Lauren.

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Told you that we could do parents' evening together without fighting.

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Well, almost.

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-I'm sorry, but you so do not make a mean paella.

-What?

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Well, that was not proper Flamenco.

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Well, it made Mrs Sanchez smile.

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That was a grimace!

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Do you want a quick cuppa?

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Aye, why not?

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Parents' evening was great!

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There was a tense moment when Dad decided to show everyone

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his steel drum skills, and I saw Miss Knope, but she didn't see me.

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Craig was getting a grilling.

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He and Michael have stopped for chips.

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Millie, I, erm... I read your story.

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I told you that was private.

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Yeah, I know, but it's dynamite, really.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Oh, no!

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Please tell me I'm trapped in a nightmare

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and that is not Miss Knope at our door!

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Don't be silly.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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That is her! That's Dopey Knopey!

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I am trapped in a nightmare!

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What am I going to do?

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Just stay here. I can get rid of her.

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What if Mike and Craig come back?

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If you see them coming, just yell, "Chips."

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OK, go!

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It's fine. It's just one of my mates.

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Teacher at the door

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Like a frog in your handbag Causes much surprise.

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Oh, a haiku! Very impressive, Lauren.

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-Actually, I was hoping for a quick word with your mum.

-Sorry!

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She's at the zoo.

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-At night?

-Yes, to see all the nocturnal animals.

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Such as?

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-Penguins.

-Never seen nocturnal penguins.

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-Cos they only come out at night. They live in the dark.

-Oh, no!

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Anyway, I'll tell her you stopped by.

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Chips!

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Anyway, on second thoughts, would you like to come in and wait?

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-Oh, thank you.

-Would you like to see my room?

-Oh!

-Hurry up!

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Just this way.

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-Is this your room?

-Yeah.

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I love my doom dance.

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Oh, look.

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You came second in a human beatboxing competition.

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-Yes, I did, yup.

-Do a bit for me!

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BEATBOXING

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# Break it down! Maraca solo! #

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Will you just excuse me for one second?

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Ah!

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Stall Mum, I'll get Mike and Craig out of the way,

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and then we can get Miss Knope out of here.

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TOILET FLUSHES

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-What?

-You're never going to believe who's in there.

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Everything OK in here? Great. Well, it's probably time Dad left.

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-Who was at the door?

-Lauren's boyfriend.

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Friend who is a boy.

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-I want to meet him.

-Me too.

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Sorry, Miss Knope, I don't know what Lauren was thinking.

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Come this way. There we go.

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No! You can't see him.

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Why not? What's wrong with him?

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I need to see what's wrong with him.

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If he's got a piercing, I'm calling the police.

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Oh, in you go...

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I'm afraid Michael didn't...

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No, wait!

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She needs her privacy.

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-To do what?

-Just to talk.

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It's important that you trust her.

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Oh, Millie, you are so naive.

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She's not in there.

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Mum! I can explain.

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Ah, they're in there, eh? Right, out of the way.

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Where are they?

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In the...attic.

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-CRAIG:

-She's here to take back all the good stuff she said about me.

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I wouldn't do that, Craig.

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You've worked really hard this term

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Not that anyone'd know it, you crafty boy.

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Nice one, Knopey.

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Miss Knope!

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I wanted to see Millie's mum.

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Why didn't you say so?

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Let me just get her for you now.

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-Has she gone?

-Well, she...

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Bad news.

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Knopey's in there.

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She wants a word with your mum.

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Millie, wait.

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Hello, Millie. Now, what's going on?

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What are you going to tell Mum?

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I missed you at parents' evening.

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I wanted to ask you and your mum

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if I could enter your Meatballs essay for a prize.

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What?

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No.

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They don't know.

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You mean you've not read it to them?

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I see.

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I told them you were in Japan,

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but now you're here.

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Miss Knope?!

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-TONY:

-Well, you're definitely not a teenage boy with piercings, so...

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Where are you hiding him?

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-Hiding who?

-Your boyfriend.

-What boyfriend?

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I thought you were in Japan.

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I wish she was.

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Well, I'm always going on about it,

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I think Millie got the wrong end of the stick.

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I'm confused.

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I came to talk to you about Millie.

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Well, I saw you at parents' evening...

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-You did?

-What did you want to talk to us about?

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I just wanted you to know that Millie has a lot of potential.

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And she shouldn't be scared.

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Writers are at their best when they are brave and true to themselves.

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That's all.

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Right, I'd better be going.

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Oh, thank you for coming.

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And sorry about the confusion.

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I'm still confused, I think.

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-LAUREN:

-What Dopey Knopey didn't say

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was Millie's written a brilliant story...

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-Lauren!

-..which you both should read.

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-Millie!

-I'll go. Just wait here.

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So...

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where is her boyfriend, exactly?

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Oh...

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Millie. Please come out.

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Things can't get any worse.

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Things can always get worse.

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Tonight's a good example.

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OK, just hear me out.

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I thought you'd written some lame story,

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but you didn't.

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And I think that deep down, sort of...

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..you want Mum and Dad to hear it.

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Otherwise...

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..why would you write it?

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LOCK CLICKS OPEN

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Let me get this straight.

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You're doing great in science, great in maths, great in French,

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and what was the other one?

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Oh, yeah, great in PE.

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-I may have lied about my coordination.

-No kidding.

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Do you hate schools?

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Course not. I just...

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never wanted MY parents to come to parents' evening.

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"Amber has so much potential, if only she'd try."

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-SHE CHUCKLES

-They were right, of course, but...

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you're different.

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I am so glad I went.

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Me too!

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Now, I am picking out a film that is in no way educational.

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No documentaries, then?

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Not unless it features a trashy love story or exploding zombies.

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Or both!

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LAUGHTER

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Come on!

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SHE LAUGHS GHOULISHLY

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Mum...

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Dad...

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I did write a story, and it IS about you.

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-But I was worried about you seeing it.

-But you're not now?

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Will you read it to us?

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I am still worried, yeah...

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..but I'll read it to you.

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It's called Meatballs.

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I thought it was an ordinary day.

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Better than ordinary,

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because mum was cooking my favourite tea.

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Spaghetti and meatballs.

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LAUGHTER

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It's not my favourite any more.

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After tea, they had to tell us something.

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I don't remember who spoke first,

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or the exact words used.

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I just remember the little things.

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The way Mum kept touching her wedding ring,

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like she was getting ready to take it off.

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The look on Lauren's face.

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And the way my chest felt weird.

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I wondered whether Dad had started packing yet.

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The next morning,

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I woke up first.

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I lay on my back and I listened to the sounds of the house.

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I heard Mum get up and go into the bathroom.

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I could hear Dad pulling his suitcase from on top of the wardrobe.

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But it was the thing that I couldn't hear that was good.

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I couldn't hear any arguing.

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-Pretty good, isn't it?

-It's very good.

-It's really good.

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Is that what Miss Knope came about?

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She wants to enter it for a prize.

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Don't know if it's that good.

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-MIKE:

-Guess who's a total genius?

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My son. I couldn't wait for you to guess.

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Miss Knope says he's come along three sub levels in a year.

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So, it looks like your hidden depths aren't so hidden.

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They're not hidden, but they're still deep.

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So that's you off the hook,

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and so am I.

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That just leaves Lauren...

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She's still got parents' evening to come.

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Mum... About that.

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I hear they're planning a parent strike.

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MILLIE CHUCKLES

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So I needn't have worried,

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and it felt quite good to write about what was on my mind.

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And you want to know what the weirdest thing is?

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I fancy meatballs for tea.

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Oh, what's all this?

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Where's our tea?

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Oh, sorry. Unless you want aubergines?

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We got a rush order.

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Parents' evening.

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It's parents' evening, but Millie is desperate to prevent Mum and Dad seeing her English teacher, Miss Knope. She turns to Lauren for help, and her scheming sister soon finds out the reason: Millie has written a story about the night Mum and Dad split up, and Miss Knope wants to enter it into a competition. Millie is horrified at the thought of it being shared - especially with Mum and Dad. With Lauren's help, the meeting is avoided - but Miss Knope wants to know why her star pupil was a no-show... Fran is having the same problem in reverse: how can she persuade a reluctant Amber to go to parents' evening? Tony comes to the rescue.


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