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Room For a Lion

Comedy drama series. Confident cousin Leo moves into Craig's old room. Lauren tries to bring him down and Millie tries to rescue him.


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Now Craig's off at college, we can tackle the elephant in the room.

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Literally. Who gets which room?

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OK. So, I know Craig's room is sunnier and nicer, but you choose.

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I mean, you're going to be here for longer than me.

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Wow! Lauren, normally we would have fought over this.

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We must be growing up.

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OK, I choose Craig's room,

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-my old one!

-That's good...

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because I packed your stuff.

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Thanks!

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Out you go!

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Yes!

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Ah, one of Craig's old posters.

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Aww...

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Oh, well. Life goes on.

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Now, to get rid of the boy smell.

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Millie? Sorry, Mike and I just need a quick chat with you both.

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Sure, I'll just unpack this first.

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Maybe don't bother just yet.

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Uh-oh. What is it now?

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I've got some really exciting news...

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My nephew Leo, well, I say nephew,

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he's my first cousin once removed,

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has been accepted to Struan Hill FC Football Academy

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right here in Glasgow! It's his dream come true!

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Great. Well, if that's everything...

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Oh, not quite. No, Mike and I thought it would be nice

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if we could offer him a room.

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Here?!

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My room? How long for?

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Well, his course lasts six months, but honestly, he's super!

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He's a little bit shy, but he's great once you get to know him,

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just like Craig!

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Ugh! This is not OK!

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I am a teenager and I have a dream!

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A space of my own! And space around that space!

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And at the end of it, a door that closes!

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I know you're disappointed, love,

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but, well, Leo, he's family.

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He's not OUR family.

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MILLIE GASPS

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I mean...

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he's family to Mike.

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But first cousin once removed?

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What even is that?

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Yeah, I had to look it up myself.

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It's my auntie's daughter's son.

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I don't actually want to know.

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-That's right.

-Thank you!

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All we have to know is that he needs a home and we should be here

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to help because that is who we are.

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We are a family.

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-Family.

-Family.

-And it's only for half a year

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and besides, he'll hardly even be here,

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he'll be out practising his dribbling.

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Whatever.

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Well, I guess it's OK with me.

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Thanks, I knew I could rely on you guys! You're diamonds!

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That was going to be my earring drawer.

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So we have to share for a bit longer!

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It's not the end of the world!

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-Isn't it?

-Thanks.

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I'm a bit surprised how easily you gave up back there.

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Oh, don't worry. This is not over yet.

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What do you mean? You agreed!

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To their faces, yeah.

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What else am I going to do when Mum's in full guilt trip mode?

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Uh, I want to crush Leo's dreams because I'm an awful person?

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But you do, don't you?

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What can you do, though?

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Give him such a hard time that he'd rather be anywhere than here.

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They can't object if he decides to leave by himself, can they?

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I'm not exactly chuffed either.

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Having my new room ripped away.

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Poor Leo. I wouldn't like to get between Lauren

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and her earring drawer.

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Shouldn't it be a bit untidy, so it's not so much of a shock later?

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I don't want Leo thinking we're a bunch of slobs!

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He'll find out sooner or later.

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So, this is it.

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Leo's due any minute.

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I hope Lauren, the dream crusher, isn't too hard on him.

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Mike's on cloud nine.

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Do you think here or there?

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He's a teenage boy, Sharon.

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He's not going to notice flowers, he can't eat them!

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Mike! What are you doing?

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Boys don't like things too tidy, it scares them!

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It's going to be great having a son - I mean boy -

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-around the house again.

-DOORBELL RINGS

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Oh, I'll get it.

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Is he not going a bit far?

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Leo's not Craig II, you know.

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Mike's just excited, that all.

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He'll be fine. He'll play it cool.

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Here he is, here he is!

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Leo the lion!

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Last time I saw him, he was knee-high to a grasshopper!

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Thanks so much for taking me in, Mrs Taylor.

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Aww! Oh, that's so sweet!

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Oh, you're very welcome, and please, call me Sharon.

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Those put mine to shame, though.

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Cup of tea?

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Hiya, I'm Leo.

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Oh, hi, yeah...

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Me, Lauren.

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And me, Millie.

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-Nice to meet you.

-Back at ya.

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Right girls, I'm going to show Leo his room.

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Thank you.

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Follow me, it's this way.

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So, what do you think of Glasgow?

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Oh, it's great, you know. Because sun's way overrated!

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I'm a big, big rain fan.

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It doesn't always rain here. Only since you arrived.

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This is your room.

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Sorry about the smell. It's from the last boy that was in here.

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-We can't get rid of it.

-Yeah, we have special scents.

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It's how we communicate.

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For instance, I can smell that he was into House.

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-What? How?

-Lauren!

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There's a poster.

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Not really my thing, though.

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Oh, please.

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Folk music? Seriously?

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That's what pop music needs.

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A good mandolin solo.

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You don't play anything, do you?

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Just my trumpet. It's in the bag.

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Only messing. I stick to football. It's what I'm good at.

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Well, at least you've got one thing going for you.

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That, and I'm scarily good looking.

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-Or just scary.

-Should fit right in here, then.

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Yeah! I mean, no.

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Come on, Millie.

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The night gliders are gathering!

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We need some more health flasks!

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Look out for that gorgon host.

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The gate! Lock the time gate.

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He's going to need a health flask in a minute

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because I'm going to damage him. Jake...

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Jake!

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At least turn the sound down.

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Sorry, guys, BRB.

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-What?

-You need to take a break,

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you've been playing since you got home.

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And you're playing with a bunch of random weirdos.

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They're not a bunch of random weirdos, they're my friends.

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-Probably the same.

-And it's good for my hand-eye coordination

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-and problem-solving.

-The only problem that you're solving

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-is how to waste your life.

-What do you know?

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-Hey, guys. I'm back.

-Nothing!

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Because I can't concentrate with you raving on about gorgons.

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You don't realise how much you're playing.

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You need to ration your time.

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You don't understand gaming.

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Oh, don't I? For your information, I once played Sonic the Screwdriver.

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OK. Bet you can't play this.

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Ah. Well, OK.

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Guys, my nan's having a go.

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LAUGHTER

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They didn't mean that.

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-Is that me?

-Yes, going around in little circles.

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Oh!

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Oh! What's that?

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That's a night glider. It's taking you to its nest.

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-Don't panic.

-Ohh!

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-What happened?

-He dropped you.

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-Time to panic.

-Oh, dear.

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Look out easy I make it look.

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What a towering achievement.

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Hey, I could design you a fitness programme.

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I was a trainer before. My bums and tums class were legendary.

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Thanks, Uncle Mike, but they have a pro for that at the Academy.

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Right, yeah, well, if ever you want a break, we could always go bowling.

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I might be pretty busy at first.

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Whenever.

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You'd so get on with Craig, he's such a good lad.

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-There was this one time, right...

-Uncle Mike, it's been a long day.

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Sure. Yes. Well, er...

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If you need anything, just ask.

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Thanks.

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# It's been so long

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# Since I saw your face. # KNOCKING

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Football round-up at nine, I'll show you around the remote.

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-I'm pretty tired, to be honest.

-I'll record it for you.

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# It's been so hard

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# Not being so close to you

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# I'll be there... #

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Miss you, Babe.

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# I'll be where the sun's shining out... #

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So, what do you think, then?

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I think he's kind of a laugh.

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I wasn't expecting someone so confident.

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I couldn't make it through his banter wall.

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Just wait, though, for tomorrow at school.

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I'll be on my turf.

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Yeah, not like here. In your house.

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He can banter all he likes, but one word from me and he'll be toast.

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Well, I don't think he's so bad.

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For a boy. And he is family.

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Our first cousin-in-law, or whatever.

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I'm going to give him a few pointers tomorrow.

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He'll need them.

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-I've got a new goal.

-What is it,

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-re-plumbing the house?

-No, it's a football goal.

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For Leo. And, look at these.

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Two tickets for the Old Firm game.

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These are like gold dust.

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I'm going to give them to Leo and we can go together.

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Oh, that's fine. Maybe just back off a little bit.

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Well, teenagers need their space, remember?

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And the space around their space.

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If there's one thing I'm an expert on, Sharon, it's relating to boys.

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-Yeah, I know. But...

-Not that he'd ever say it, but Leo needs me.

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It's bound to be a bit awkward starting at a new school.

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So, Uncle Mike, does he not have any friends his own age?

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Hey? Of course he does.

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So, here we are, Leo.

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And don't look now, but everyone's looking at you.

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Because you're new, of course.

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Not because you're fit.

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Which you're not. Anyway, good luck.

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Mate, who's the footy captain?

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The guy with the dark hair.

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Right.

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-Thanks.

-OK, Leo.

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It can be tricky coming in the middle of term.

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There's a few things you need to know.

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No offence, but I've got this.

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If you want to help, just stay out of my way and don't cramp my style.

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Whoa...

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Well, if that's how he wants it, he's on his own.

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All right, mate. My spies tell me you're the football skipper.

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Yeah. I'm Matt.

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Well, move over, Matt. There's a new striker in town.

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-You what?

-Only messing. Leo.

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I read you've been taking a bit of a hammering.

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But now, your troubles are over.

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Oh, yeah? Why's that, then?

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-I can play for you.

-Right.

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If we need anyone, I'll let you know.

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Yeah? Safe?

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Where's he come from?

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That guy Leo really thinks he's it, huh?

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Yeah, you said it. Who is he?

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He's our cousin or something.

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He's on that Struan Hill Academy course.

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I'd watch out if I were you.

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He probably wants to be captain.

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That right?

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Struan Hill, eh?

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BELL RINGS

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Psst, quick, there he is.

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Hi, there.

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-How's it going?

-What is he doing?

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Siobhan is MPG.

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Most popular girl.

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He does NOT want to mess with her.

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Sorry, do I know you?

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Play your cards right and you will do.

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Oh, is that right?

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As a special deal, I'm going to buy you a coffee.

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-This is my first day.

-No kidding.

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Bit full of yourself, aren't you?

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Come on, guys.

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I don't believe it.

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Where does he get the nerve to speak to people like that?

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It was two years before I dared look at Siobhan.

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Oh!

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Ooh. Hello.

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Hello.

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Oh, there's someone there.

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Oh, nice to meet you, Overlord.

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What's my handle?

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Oh, they call me Franma.

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Yes, OK.

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Yes, darling?

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I am aware that I'm going backwards.

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Ooh! There's a baddy.

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I'll get him. Yes!

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Oh, we've all died.

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No, I did not reveal our position.

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Well, there's no need for that kind of language, young man.

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Oh, hi!

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Guess you met our new lodger, then.

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No kidding, he's staying at yours?

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He's quite in your face, isn't he?

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Yes. But that's all just a front.

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He is such a wimp.

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-Is he?

-Guess who his favourite band are.

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The Mistys.

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Kind of says it all, doesn't it?

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"Look at me, aren't I deep?"

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Achieved your goal, then?

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Shouldn't it go in the garden?

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Oh, it will. It's just...

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Hey, Leo! What do you think?

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Nice one. The grandkids visiting or something?

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No. It's just for you to practise.

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The Academy has state-of-the-art equipment.

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Like, proper goals.

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Anyway, I'm sure Sharon doesn't want me taking penalties in the kitchen.

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That's not all. Look, I've got two tickets to the Celtic-Rangers game.

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Here...

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What? For me? These are like gold dust.

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I know.

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I don't know what to say. Seriously?

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Thanks, Uncle Mike.

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Can't believe it.

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That certainly got his attention.

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Uncle Mike sticks it in the back of the net.

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I had a word with everybody Leo spoke to at school today.

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He's doomed.

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That's something to be proud of?

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Come on. You saw what he's like.

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Soon he's going to be someone else's problem.

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I bet you that he's downstairs right now telling Mum and Mike

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that he wants out.

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-KNOCKING

-Hiya. Whoa... Pink in here.

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Oh, hi, Leo.

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How was your first day at school?

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Great. Matt's arranged me a trial for the team

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and I'm meeting that girl for coffee.

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-Swishy hair.

-Siobhan?

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That's her. So, yeah, I smashed it.

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See you.

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What exactly did you say to them?

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I told Matt that he was in the Academy and would steal his place

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-on the team.

-Matt's the goalie,

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the team's desperate for a good striker.

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But I told Siobhan that he was a mist and into the Wimpys.

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I mean, the other way round.

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Siobhan loves the Mistys.

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She's been to see them, like, nine times.

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And emotional guys are her type.

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Oh, no. What have I done? How are we ever going to get rid of him now?

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Uncle Mike is the absolute best.

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-Your stepdad's the biz, you know that?

-Really?

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Thanks for letting us know.

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We don't want him getting big-headed, though.

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-Like his nephew.

-First cousin once removed.

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Yeah. He should be.

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I can't wait for the big match.

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I've decided, I'm going to ask my new buddy Matt to come with me.

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-Yeah, hang on a second...

-It's perfect.

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There's no way he'll turn me down for the team after that.

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-But the idea was...

-Or when he sees my silky skills.

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Yeah, yeah. That is perfect.

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-Mike...

-No problem.

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-More spuds, Leo?

-Yeah.

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Build up my strength for the Academy induction tomorrow.

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Rude boy! Cast Dragon's breath.

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Keep the health flasks coming.

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Overlord, I'm storming the dungeon.

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Now, not next Tuesday.

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-Hello, Grandma.

-Oh, goodness! Back from your dad's already?

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Getting good at my game, I see.

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Oh, just having a quick go.

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You're on elite level.

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Oh, am I?

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Beginner's luck, I expect.

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He's calling home. Shh!

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Yeah, Uncle Mike's great.

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A bit full-on.

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Lauren? Put it like this, well,

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if she was on a desert island, she'd pick a fight with her own shadow.

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Millie is a quiet one.

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I think she's a bit in awe of me.

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But don't worry, Mum, they've all made me feel like proper family.

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Sad about my baby, though.

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Tell Tanya I miss her and I'll be back in six months.

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What kind of creep are you?

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Pretending on to your poor girlfriend at home that you miss her

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while you're here trying to date with someone else.

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Oh, wait until Siobhan hears.

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She's going to eat you alive.

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And maybe, maybe I should tell poor Tanya, too, while I'm at it.

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Good luck with that.

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Tanya's my cat.

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-Your cat?

-We're very close.

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We'll catch you later.

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I think I styled that one.

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Yeah... Sure you did.

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Every time I think I've nailed him...

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-What do I have to do?

-Look, from what I've seen of him in action,

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all you have to do is let Leo be Leo.

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He's practically guaranteed to go down in flames.

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Let Leo be Leo.

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I like it.

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It's OK, Grandma. You don't have to be here.

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You're a bit distracting.

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Oh. Well...

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If you're sure. I wonder what's on the telly.

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I've got to hand it to you. Clever getting Grandma playing.

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-Now we can do what we want.

-Yeah, except play my game.

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-GRANDMA:

-Oh, I leave you lads alone for one minute.

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Get back here! Overlord, grant the Shield of Light.

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OK, I take it back.

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I can't hear myself think.

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First you and now her.

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Get up! Incoming!

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You have to sort this out. I have a maths test tomorrow.

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If I fail, your console is going in the skip.

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-You wouldn't.

-No?

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Watch me.

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No fool like an old fool, eh?

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Don't say that.

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No, you were right. Leo doesn't need a dad.

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I guess I'm just really missing Craig.

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Craig still needs you.

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And so does Leo.

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No, he doesn't. He'll have tons of friends in no time.

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Have you seen how confident he is?

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I wasn't that confident at his age.

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I'm not that confident now.

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Back of the net.

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I guess I'll just stay in the background,

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like reassuring wallpaper.

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Are you sure about this?

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They're chatting and he's made her laugh. Twice.

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This'll work. Trust me.

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So, what's your favourite Mistys track?

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Wishing For You has to be right up there.

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It reminds me of my cat.

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Aww!

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So, you're looking at the school's new star striker.

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You're in the team? That was quick.

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Matt was desperate to have me. Practically bit my arm off.

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Make that three times.

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Just one little go.

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And then I must get on.

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Overlord. Overlord.

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Do you read me?

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Cheese toastie to go, please.

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-Ah, Leo.

-Hey, man, What's up?

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-Did you tell Shiv you're on the team already?

-What? No.

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I think she's a bit confused.

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I don't do confused.

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You know me and Shiv are mates, right?

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And I told her what you said -

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-she asked you on a date.

-Which I didn't. As if.

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In fact, he said you begged him.

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-Oh, did he?

-OK, guys, I think you've got the wrong end

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of a couple of sticks here.

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No, I don't think we have.

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-LAUREN:

-Wow! You were right.

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It was only a matter of time.

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He's going to get shredded.

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Who do you think you are, mate?

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I was right about you the first time.

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-Mr Bighead.

-Hey, guys, come on.

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-Chill.

-Where are you going?

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Come back here.

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I think I can explain.

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Lauren and me pranked him.

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We sent him a text from you saying he was on the team and one from you

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asking for a date.

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It was kind of a welcome to our house wind-up.

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We really got you, didn't we, Leo?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I was totally fooled.

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I guess that is pretty funny.

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Well, someone's going to have to explain the joke to me.

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Someone has to explain every joke to you.

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Got to rush. Induction.

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-LAUREN:

-Well done.

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Why did you bail him out?

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What happened to letting Leo be Leo?

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If we don't save him from being a massive idiot, who will?

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People have been saving him his entire life.

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-That's the problem.

-Lauren, it's not like he's a bad guy.

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No? What about how he treats Mike?

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Like he's a joke.

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Only we get to treat him like that.

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What am I going to do now?

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That's actually a fair point.

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I can't let Leo get away with that.

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Poor Mike.

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Come on!

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-What happened? Did you miss the bus?

-School happened and we're back.

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It's quarter to four.

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-What?

-You do realise how long you've been playing?

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You need to ration your time.

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Please, I can't help myself!

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We have to get rid of that thing.

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That's what I've been saying.

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No, wait. I'll think of something, yeah?

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Please.

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Hey, Millie.

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Academy was so cool.

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Just wondering if you had anything to say to me, seeing as I was

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nice enough to put out your hair when you set it on fire.

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Oh, yeah. Thanks, but I did ask you not to cramp my style.

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I had it under control.

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Yeah, right.

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If I hadn't of saved you, those kids at school would've torn you apart.

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You'd be lucky to make friends with the school hamster.

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-You're not the quiet one, are you?

-No kidding.

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That's not even what I'm mad at you about.

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-There's more?

-You bet there is.

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This isn't about us.

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What's not OK is how you're treating Mike.

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He talked us into having you here

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-and he's funny, but not a joke, get it?

-I never said...

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He misses his son, Craig.

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You know, the guy whose room you're staying in.

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-Yeah, but...

-But Mike's been there for you

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and you've just hurt his feelings.

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What? I'm sorry, but people don't talk to me like this.

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Yeah? Well, they do now.

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Welcome to our family.

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Ah, good.

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You're deleting it.

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No, I found this software that only lets you play for an hour a day.

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I'm calling it the Granny Nanny.

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Yeah, but what if I cancel it when you're out?

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You can't. Only Fran has the password.

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And I'm not telling either of you maniacs.

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-Right, that's fine, then.

-I told you my problem-solving skills have

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-improved. Want a go?

-Oh, no, I shouldn't.

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No need to feel guilty, it's your hour.

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Guys, my nan's playing.

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CHEERING

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So, mind your manners and keep it clean.

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Now, saddle up your gorgons.

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Er, hey, Uncle Mike, about the football match?

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What, do you want me to drive you both to the game?

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-It's easier to get the subway.

-Sure.

-But, I was wondering if...

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-..you fancied coming with me?

-What about Matt?

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I haven't asked him yet. I thought it'd be more fun with you.

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You know a lot more about the game.

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Yeah, of course.

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Sweet.

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Oh, that sounds nice.

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First cousin once removed outing.

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I had my induction today for Struan Hill.

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You could help me get into shape,

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you know, before I start properly next week.

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Absolutely, I mean, there's not a lot of time,

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but I'll put together a super tough regime.

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Oh, lucky you!

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And I'm sorry I took your room.

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Oh, thanks, darling.

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Sharon, this smells amazing!

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-Thanks.

-OK, don't overdo it.

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So, maybe Leo isn't so bad after all,

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but he's sure good at hiding it.

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Here, I hid your toiletries under the stairs.

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Yeah, I was kind of wondering.

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I've cleared a space in the bathroom.

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Small, but it is yours.

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Yeah, about the bathroom...

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-What about it?

-What do you mean, what?

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It's gross! I thought girls were tidy.

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I'm making a cleaning rota.

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And you don't need all that manky old make-up.

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What are you doing?

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No-one touches my make-up!

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On the one hand, come back, Craig, and all is forgiven.

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On the other hand, it's like he's never even left.

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Confident cousin Leo moves into Craig's old room. Lauren tries to bring him down and Millie tries to rescue him. Flora excels at Jake's game.