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Here at the Ministry Of Curious Stuff, we explore any subject you | 0:00:05 | 0:00:10 | |
desire and deliver top-quality curious facts. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
On hand our dedicated team, Lovett, Teaparty, | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Frazernagle on the calls, Wannamaker in the walls | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
and of course Captain Length-Width. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
That's Miss Bracegirdle. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
She's been sent by head office to investigate our work | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
and compile a report. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
If we fail to impress, the Megaboss | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
will shut the Ministry down. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Let's not dilly-dally. There's lots to do. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
Welcome to the Ministry Of Curious Stuff. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
-Good morning, everybody. -Good morning, Mr Reeves. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
-Morning, Mr Reeves. -Morning, Mr Reeves. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Good morning, Mr Reeves. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
Miss Teaparty, what are the headlines please? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Turtles can breathe through their bottoms. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
And you appear to have stepped in something. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
I've got something on my shoe. I know. Have you been there all night? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:18 | |
-Yes, I am exhausted. -Well, get off. -OK. -Get in your position. -All right, | 0:01:18 | 0:01:23 | |
-I'm going. -You've been there all night. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
I knew I had something on my shoe. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
Captain Length-Width, while you are there could you guide me in, please? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Yes, of course. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
Are you receiving me, over? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Receiving loud and clear, over and out. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
This is Length-Width at control tower. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
The weather is slightly squally showers | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
with a slight crosswind. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
-Get on with it. -Make your final descent. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Bank right, bank right, bank right, right, right, right, | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
hard right, hard right. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Steady, straighten up, steady as she goes, descend, descend | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
bank right, bank right now, steady, move to your left a bit. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
Crab across. That's it. Right sit down. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
Mr Reeves, welcome to the Ministry. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Thank you for flying Length-Width Airs. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
We hope you enjoyed your journey. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
If you are travelling onwards, please have a very lovely time. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
-Thank you very much. -Pleasure. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Mr Reeves, when you | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
and your gibbon are quite finished larking around, there is work to do. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
-Calls to answer. -Thank you, Miss Bracegirdle. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
-Good morning, Mr Frazernagle. -Morning, Mr Reeves. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Any calls coming through on the switchboard? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
I have got a call coming through on line two. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
I will connect you at the speed of light. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
Thank you. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Hello, this is Vic Reeves here at the Ministry Of Curious Stuff. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
How might I be of service to your proposed Q&A? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
Hello, Mr Reeves. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
My name is Tatiana and I'd like to know some curious stuff about magic. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
Thank you, Tatiana. Thanks a lot. Bye. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Tatiana would like to know some curious facts about magic. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:09 | |
Let's see what we can find. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
So, Lovett, is magic real? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Well, Mr Reeves, this is fantastic. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Scientists from Imperial College London | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
are working on a device called an event cloak. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Basically, it slows down light so much | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
that the viewer can't see anything. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
It's an invisibility cloak. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
Ah, an invisibility cloak. I'd like to see one of those. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
-'Look no further, Mr Reeves.' -Length-Width. Where are you? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
'Right in front of you. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
'Don't believe me? Think I'm talking baloney? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
'Look at the pen.' | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
I don't believe my eyes. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
'Yes. Let's put the pen back down again.' | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
'Wait a couple of seconds and then pick it up again.' | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
Wow! Length-Width, have you seen this? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
You are invisible. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
Wait a minute. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Length-Width, how could you make a mockery out of invisibility? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:20 | |
I'm sorry, Mr Reeves. I just wanted you to think I was cool. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
-Now, you look here. -No, you look here. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Mr Reeves, for goodness' sake, | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
remember I am compiling a report for the Megaboss. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
All this messing around doesn't do you or your pet monkey any favours. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
Thank you, Miss Bracegirdle. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Miss Teaparty, spellbind me with more magic facts. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:42 | |
Two Italian magicians, Walter and Piero, | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
set the record for the most rabbits pulled out of a hat. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
300 in 30 minutes. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Why didn't they save time and just pull out one great big rabbit? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
DOORBELL | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Large bunny in Z32. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
-Hi, how can I help? -You're a good-sized rabbit, like. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
-Thanks, I have been working out. -Good on you. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
I bet you've worked with a few musicians in your time. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Any magician you can think of - they call me. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
They've got me on speed-dial. I'm the best in the business. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
You know what I mean? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Can you tell me | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
how does the old pulling the rabbit out of the hat work? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
I don't know that. Why do you think I'd know that? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
You must have been pulled out of plenty of top hats in your time. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
I have never been pulled out of a top hat in my life. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
I am quite offended by that. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-But you've worked with loads of magicians. -Yes, I have. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
So what trick do you do with them? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
-Oh no, I'm not in the act. -What do you do? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
I'm an accountant. I look after the money. Do you know what I mean? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
-An accountant? -Yes. -A rabbit accountant? -Yes. How many times? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
That's ridiculous. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Everybody knows if you're going to use an animal accountant, | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
-you use an owl. -Naturally. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Mr Reeves, there is an organisation for magicians called | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
the Magic Circle. Do you know who the most famous member is? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
I don't know. Your mum? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Well yes, actually my mother is a member of the Magic Circle, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
but she doesn't like to talk about it. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Anyway, perhaps the most famous member of the Magic Circle is | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
none other than Prince Charles. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
HE HUMS | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
Ooh. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
-I need a volunteer. Please. -HE MIMICS APPLAUSE | 0:06:30 | 0:06:35 | |
-What's your name? -Mummy. -And we have never met before, have we, Mummy? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:43 | |
What are you talking about? Of course we've met. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
Please go along with it. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
All right then. No, Charles, Prince of Magic, | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
-I have never met you before. Ever, ever. -Good. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
So if you would like to step into this box, I shall perform | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
a dangerous sawing-someone-in-half-trick. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on. Time out. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
This isn't part of some plan of yours to "accidentally" saw me in half | 0:07:11 | 0:07:18 | |
so you finally become King, is it? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
Why would you...? Really, Mummy, why would you even | 0:07:23 | 0:07:28 | |
think such a thing? Hmm? Oh! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
Miss Teaparty, any more interesting | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
and curious facts about magic, please? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Well, Mr Reeves, if you'd care to take a look, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
world famous magician David Copperfield made | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
the Statue of Liberty disappear in front of a live audience in 1983. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:51 | |
Look, guys, I hate to burst your bubbles and everything. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Magic is trendy and cool et cetera, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
but it is all just jiggery-pokery and cheeky shenanigans. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
-True proper magic isn't real at all. -Not so fast! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
I have kept this secret for many years, but now it is time to | 0:08:04 | 0:08:10 | |
reveal the truth. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
For I can prove that magic, spells and sorcery really exist, | 0:08:11 | 0:08:18 | |
as I, Vic Reeves, am a real live wizard. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:25 | |
But it is wizards' law that I may reveal my magical skills to | 0:08:27 | 0:08:33 | |
mere mortals but once in a lifetime. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
Tonight you shall witness mine. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Look, everybody, there is a squirrel having a fight with | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
a pigeon over there by the bins. WHACKING | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Behold my magical powers! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
WHACKING | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
-That's good! -That's amazing. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Wonderful. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
I love it. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Have you ever seen anything like that? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
-That is... -I love it, I really do. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
It really is something else. That really is the best thing ever. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
There, what do you think of that, then? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
That was the most exhilarating thing I have seen in years. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
Really accomplished work. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
I'd watch it all over again if I could. It was wonderful. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Of course I knew the squirrel was going to win | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
because it's the upper body strength, isn't it? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Plus he had a cricket bat, which rather stacks the odds. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:35 | |
That's a nice hat. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Sometimes I don't know why I bother. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Yes, well, unfortunately for you, I've just finished writing a very | 0:09:42 | 0:09:47 | |
detailed and scathing report | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
about this morning's ridiculous shenanigans. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Shall we at least see if we can extract some facts? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
"Dear Tatiana, I'm delighted to enclose | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
"some curious stuff about magic. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
"We learned that scientists at | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
"Imperial College London | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
"are working on a real-life invisibility cloak. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
"The record for the most rabbits pulled out of a hat is 300 | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
"in 30 minutes. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
"Prince Charles is a member of the Magic Circle. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
"In 1983, David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
"disappear in front of a live audience." | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
So that's curious stuff about magic. What's next? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
-Welcome to the ministry canteen. -Hello, Mrs Dollop. -It's "Do-LOPE". | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
-What can I get for you, sweetheart? -Can I have the roast, please? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:37 | |
Tony! Roast! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Roast! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
GRUNTING | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
No, that's my passport. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
GRUNTING | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
I can't do everything for you, you careless cucumber! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Did you know that King Charles II's favourite dish | 0:10:49 | 0:10:54 | |
was a whale's vomit and eggs? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Mm. Lovely. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
What on planet Earth is that? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
That is not a roast, Tony. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
That is a bucket of gravy with peanuts floating in it. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
What weirdo is going to want to eat that? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
TONY GRUNTS | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
-Oh, it ain't half bad. -Can I try? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
Oi! Get your own peanut surprise, you pea! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
Kitchen is closed for training. Get out! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
OK, Mr Frazernagle, any calls on the switchboard? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
Call coming through on line one. Putting you through. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Yes. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:35 | |
Hello, hello, this is Vic Reeves here | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
at the Ministry of Curious Stuff. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
How might I be of convenience to your concern? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Hello, Mr Reeves. My name is Zac and I would like to know | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
some curious stuff about brains. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Thank you very much. Thanks a lot. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Goodbye. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Zac wants to know some curious stuff about brains. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
-Length-Width? -Hm? -You've got a brain, haven't you? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
No, no, I haven't got a brain but my next door neighbour, June, | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
she lives with a brain. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Bit weird, isn't it? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:13 | |
That's a BRIAN. A Brian. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
-Brian. -Brian. Not brain, Brian. You don't half talk a load of rubbish. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:21 | |
-Yes, I know. I know. -Come on. Any Curious stuff about brains, please? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:26 | |
Well, Mr Reeves, there are 400 miles of blood vessels in the brain. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:31 | |
-400 miles? -Imagine this. 400 miles of sausages laid end to end. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:39 | |
-Oh, my goodness. -Yes. -My goodness. -Yes. -Oh, my goodness. My goodness. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:44 | |
Do you remember when we did that? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
-Oh, yes, I do. -That was a waste of time, wasn't it? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Three days we'll never get back. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
KNOCKING | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
-What was that? -It seems to be coming from next door. -Next door? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
Yes. It's a sea squirt in Z32. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
Do you mind? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
-Not at all. -Could you please keep the noise down? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
-If you don't like it, move. -Yes, move. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
I would love to, believe me, but I've only gone and eaten | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
a part of my brain that controls movement, haven't I? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
-That's unlucky. -Yes it is, isn't it? -I think I can help you there. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
A sea squirt is a creature that lives on the ocean floor. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Once they have found a place to settle they no longer need to | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
move and so they digest the part of their brain | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
that controls movement. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
-We'll try our very best to keep the noise down stop. -Please do. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:34 | |
She's quite the hostile, isn't she? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
I don't blame her with all the racket you lot are making. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
(OK, any more curious stuff about brains?) | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
-Do you know which animal has the smallest brain? -Length-Width? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Yes. I second that, definitely. He's a pelican and between you and me | 0:13:48 | 0:13:53 | |
I think I know that he is the one that's been eating all your sherbet. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
No, actually. According to scientists, it's the fruit fly. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:03 | |
DOORBELL | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Fruit fly buzzing in X5, Mr Reeves. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
BUZZING | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
Right, you allegedly have the smallest brain | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
in the animal kingdom. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
Do other animals look down on you, treat you differently, | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
call you names? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
If so, how does it affect you? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
FLY BLOWS LENGTHY RASPBERRY | 0:14:24 | 0:14:30 | |
Right, thank you, I think that answers my questions. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Thank you and goodbye. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
BUZZING | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
I could get on with him. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
Come on. Any more curious stuff about brains, please? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
Yes, Mr Reeves, the human brain processes six basic emotions. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
Happiness, surprise, fear, sadness, disgust, and anger. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:55 | |
-Which, interestingly, is also the names of the seven dwarfs. -What? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
No, they are not. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:00 | |
-It is. -They're not. -Is too. -They're not. -Is too. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
-They're not. -Is too. -They're not. -Is too. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Look, I'll prove it. Snow White! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
-What? -What are the names of your seven dwarfs? | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
Happiness, Fear, Surprise, Sadness, Anger and Disgust. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
-See? -That's only six. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Yes, I know. I'm not stupid. I can count. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
-What's the seventh one called? -Terry. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
And you expect me to believe that? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
I don't care if you don't believe it. It don't bother me. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
I'm Snow White. I'm marrying a prince. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Hands up anyone else around here who is marrying a prince. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
No-one. Exactly. He's well fit, he's loaded, and he's got a car. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:41 | |
CLATTER | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
Terry, get down off that shelf! You know you're not allowed up there. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
I put the biscuits up there for a reason. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
He's got a nut allergy. Terry! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
Moving on, what else do we know about brains? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
Research at the University of California has estimated | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
that on average most individuals have over 70,000 thoughts per day | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
and that the majority of these thoughts are the same thoughts | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
they had the previous day. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Yes, I have heard about this, | 0:16:05 | 0:16:06 | |
and to test it out, for the last 24 hours | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
I have had Captain Length-Width wired up | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
to a beautiful state-of-the-art hi-tech thought recorder. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
I simply press play here and we should hear all of his thoughts. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:19 | |
CHIRPING | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
'I wish I was half robot, half penguin.' | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
Whoa! That's freaky, because so do I. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
# 70,000 thoughts today The same thoughts I had yesterday | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
# The day before and last Tuesday The same old thing | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
# Very little to think about Just 70,000 thoughts of nowt | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
# Just sitting staring at the clouds Same old thing | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
# Thinking about the things I thought | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
# Most of it adds up to nought | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
# 70,000 thoughts about nothing | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
# Zero, zilch, not a thing | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
# Gosh, these undies don't half cling | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
# Oh, I just thought about something. # | 0:17:20 | 0:17:28 | |
Oi! I'm going to complain to the council about this. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:36 | |
Mr Reeves, stop all that warbling and prancing about. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
You've already got the Megaboss breathing down your neck | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
and now you've got a complaint going to the council. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
It's not looking good for you, is it? Extract the facts. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
"Dear Zac, I'm delighted to enclose some curious stuff about brains. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:54 | |
"We have found that there are 400 miles of blood vessel in the brain. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:59 | |
"Once a sea squirt has found a place to settle they digest | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
"the part of the brain that controls movement. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
"And fruit flies have the smallest brain in the animal kingdom." | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
That's curious stuff about brains. What next? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
Frazernagle, any calls on the line yet? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
There is a call on line one, Mr Reeves. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
-I will connect you presently. -Thank you. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Hello, this is Vic Reeves here at the Ministry Of Curious Stuff. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
How might I be of convenience to you? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Hello, Mr Reeves, my name is India | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
and I would like to know some curious stuff about noise. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Oh! Thank you very much, India. A very good question. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
India would like to know some curious facts about NOISE. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
WHOOPING | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
Are you joking? Noise. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
(How are we going to explore noise if we can't make any?) | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
-Poor Mr Reeves. -Let's see what we can find, then. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
What curious stuff have we discovered about noise? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
It seems that our sea squirt isn't the only one who has | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
a problem with noise. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
It says here that some people have a form of sound intolerance | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
called misophonia and that means they are highly sensitive or even | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
annoyed by ordinary sounds such as eating, | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
breathing, leg tapping or typing. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Do not fear - I have the answer here. It's the Noiseaway 3000. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:31 | |
All I need is a willing volunteer. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
Debbie Quiet loaded in G1 for you, Mr Reeves. Shh. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:38 | |
HELLO, DEBBIE! Was that too loud? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
-It was a little bit loud, yes. -I'm sorry. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
It had to be done. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
You see, I'm a scientist and before we fit the Noiseaway 3000 | 0:19:49 | 0:19:54 | |
-I want to conduct a few little experiments. -OK. -OK. | 0:19:54 | 0:20:01 | |
Let's start small. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
An apple. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
CRUNCH | 0:20:05 | 0:20:06 | |
-How was that, then? -I love apples, yes. -How about this? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:14 | |
Peter Piper picked a jar of pickled eggs | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
off the shelf and ate them. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
How was that? Did you feel annoyed by that? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
-I love Peter Piper. It was fine. -All right. How about this? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
GONG | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
-Gongs! I like them! -Did that get your goat? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:31 | |
-I love gongs. -Ooh! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
PARPING | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
-How about that, then? -I've heard worse. I love the tuba. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
Do you know what? You do my head in. Have you got misophonia or what? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:47 | |
What is misophonia? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
I'm sorry. I think there must have been a mix-up. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
I've got no sense of smell. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
-Perhaps I should just leave. -I think you should, yes. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:01 | |
I think you should leave right now. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Oh, dear, Mr Reeves. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
What a terrible waste of Ministry time that turned out to be. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
I know! I'll put it in the report, shall I? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
What am I going to do with all these Noiseaway 3000s? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
-That was a bit of a waste, wasn't it? -Hang on, Mr Reeves. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
It's just an idea. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
Do you not think the sea squirt might benefit | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
from the Noiseaway 3000? | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
I've got an idea. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
Does anyone think that maybe the sea squirt might | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
benefit from the Noiseaway 3000? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
-That's a good idea. Bravo. -Thank you. Mrs Sea Squirt? -What? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:42 | |
I've got something for you. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
How's that? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Another satisfied customer. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Who else has got some curious facts about noise? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Depending on air temperature, did you know the speed of sound | 0:21:57 | 0:22:02 | |
is around 767 mph? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Is it? We'll see about that. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
Length-Width, be a dear and run at 767 miles an hour for us, would you? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:13 | |
-How could I ever say no to that face? -Good. Right. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
On your marks, get set... | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
BOOM | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
-What's that noise? -When an object goes faster than | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
the speed of sound, it makes a noise called a sonic boom. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
That was it. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
Length-Width has broken the sound barrier. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
Yes! You can stop now. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
SCREECH | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
CRASH | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
CLATTER | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
HORNS BEEP | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
ROARING | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
'I'm OK. It's all right.' | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
What other curious stuff have we got on noise? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
When travelling through water, sound | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
moves approximately four times faster than travelling through air. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
So that's how that octopus spread those rumours about me | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
so quickly. I know it was you who told Tracey about my verruca. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:15 | |
Don't think I don't know. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
I'll make sure you never work in this ocean again. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:23 | |
I hate... I hate that octopus. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
And yet I admire his confidence immensely. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
Right, what other curious facts about noise have we got? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
According to scientists, the noise you hear | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
when you crack your knuckles isn't in fact your bones cracking, | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
but it is actually the sound of gas bubbles bursting in your joints. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
Do you mean like when I do this? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
CRACK | 0:23:48 | 0:23:49 | |
Or this? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
CRUNCH | 0:23:51 | 0:23:52 | |
Or this? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
CRUNCH | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
That's a good one. How about when I do this? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
CRUNCH | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
That's pretty good, but check this one out if you dare. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
CRUNCH | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Oh, I felt that! How about if I do this? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:14 | |
CRUNCH | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
You've always got to go a step too far, haven't you? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:25 | |
I know, but if it means the win... | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
Any more facts about noise, please? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
At 115 decibels, a baby's cry is louder than a car horn. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:38 | |
Louder than a car horn? I'd like to put that to the test. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
DOORBELL | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Man-Baby Simon in X1. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Ah, Man-Baby Simon, long time no see. Perhaps you can help us. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:51 | |
Is a baby's cry louder than a car horn? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
How on earth should I know, you ridiculous little man? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
I'm just a baby. Babies can't drive. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
Pretty lady, I'm completely distracted by the bright | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
lovely colours. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
If only we could make him cry. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
I've got an idea. Length-Width, I've got a surprise for you. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:14 | |
-Is it my long-lost Uncle Boris? -No, it's not, sadly. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
-Do you remember Man-Baby Simon? -Yes. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Look, I'm not a fan of Man-Baby Simon. I think he's weird. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
-Frankly, he's annoying. -Why don't you like me? My mummy says I'm adorable. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:29 | |
I've had a good idea. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
I shall stick my sticky fingers up your nose. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Oh, my nose! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
Yes. Miss Bracegirdle, have you met Man-Baby Simon? | 0:25:38 | 0:25:43 | |
An ickle baby. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Goo-goo-goo! Goo-goo-goo! | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
Who's a lovely baby? Come to Bracegirdle. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
I'm definitely about to cry. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
Agh! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Is it louder than a car horn? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Mr Reeves, can we get rid of him now, please? | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
Good. I'm pleased we got that cleared up. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
He must been teething because babies normally adore me. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
Enough of this childish nonsense. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
Let's extract the facts. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:26 | |
"Dear India, | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
"I'm delighted to enclose some curious stuff about noise. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
"We have discovered that misophonia | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
"is the term given to people who are highly sensitive to sound. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
"The speed of sound is approximately 767 mph. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
"The noise you hear | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
"when you crack your knuckles is gas bubbles bursting. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:47 | |
"And a baby's cry is louder than a car horn." | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
That's curious stuff about noise. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
And that is what you call fact extraction. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
Thank you, Miss Bracegirdle. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
No, no, no. Thank you, Mr Reeves. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
As usual, there has been a lot of pointless horsing around, | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
which has gone straight in my little report. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
It makes for very interesting reading. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
But I must admit, we have extracted some wonderfully curious facts. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:16 | |
Yes, we have. We have extracted some wonderful curious facts. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
Well done, team. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:21 | |
I'm afraid now it's time to go. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
Don't forget to post our findings to our callers. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
I will, Miss Teaparty. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
What are you up to tonight, sir? | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
Tonight I'm going to take the stabilisers off my mountain bike. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
I mean... I'm going to put some fertiliser on my marrows. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:39 | |
-Goodbye, everybody. -Goodbye, Mr Reeves. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
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