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# In an ordinary sofa in an ordinary room

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# There are extraordinary heroes who are standing by to zoom...

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# To wherever they are needed They are speeding out today

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# The Numberjacks are on their way

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# They will help you with your problems

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# They are waiting for your call

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# No problem is too big for them

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# No problem is too small

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# Things may all be going wrong but you can bet it's not for long

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# The Numberjacks are on their way

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# The Numberjacks are on their way! #

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Right, the jump pad!

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-OK, I'm going first.

-Fine, you go ahead.

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Watch this. Onto the jump pad, then onto the paper! Whoa!

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Ahhhh.

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-It's not easy the first time you do it.

-I bet.

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-You CAN do an extra flip.

-No, thank you.

-Like this!

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Yay!

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Huh. Did the trick.

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Hardly smudgy at all.

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-OK, Four, ready to go?

-Well, er...

-A Numberjack's got to do jumping.

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Yes, well, there's jumping, and there's JUMPING.

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-You can do it, Four.

-You're right, I can.

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Couldn't I just go and find a giant felt-tip pen?

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-You've got to make the mark yourself.

-OK. Here goes.

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Yeah!

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Pretty good for a first go.

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-It's more a splat than a four.

-Well, have another go.

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-Er...yeah, later.

-Come on!

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-Come on, come on, come on!

-Who's calling in?

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Agent 79 here. Things are going wrong!

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But not for long!

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-There's this girl, and her fridge magnets.

-I'm putting it on screen.

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What's wrong with those?

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They WERE fine, but look at the four!

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That's a four?

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-Well, it was. Something's gone wrong with it.

-Oh, dear!

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And look at these dice.

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Four spots...gone!

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Oh dear, oh dear!

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-What?

-Four, you're going out.

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Thought so. All right, let's do it!

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# We've got a problem, what shall we do?

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# Who's going out there, who do we choose?

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# We've got a problem to explore

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-# Who's going out there? #

-Number Four!

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Checking the room is all clear. Need to clear the room.

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Oh, me! Doorbell!

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DOORBELL RINGS

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All clear now!

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Four! Three! Two! One! Zero!

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Got to find a four...

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Looking for fours...

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Found a four.

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-Ooh. That was a bit uncomfortable.

-Sorry!

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-The best one I could find.

-There are problems with fours.

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Oh, great(!)

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It's Agent 83 here. There's a problem with the delivery.

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OK, I'm onto it.

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That parcel will never get delivered!

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-She doesn't know what house to deliver it to.

-Here we go!

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It's Agent 95 here. There's a problem at the restaurant.

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I'm onto it!

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It's table four, but their table number's gone.

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-Now they'll never get served.

-They don't seem to mind!

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OK, another job to do.

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Oh, no. I can see what's causing all the trouble.

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The slime!

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The Problem Blob!

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Urrgh! The Blob!

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NOT what you want to see at a restaurant.

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Information about him on screen now!

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# If you spot a blob of slime

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# Guess what? Big slob came by

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# Great, big and blubbery

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# Making trouble, he's the flobbery, slobbery Problem Blob. #

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Oh, I think I've been hit!

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So has the man, at exactly the same time!

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-What's happening?

-The slime has swapped them over!

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He's Numberjack Man!

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And Four thinks he's the man!

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That lady's boyfriend!

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He's going to try to be the table number!

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He can't go round being a Numberjack!

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Oh, no. What's he going to do next?

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Agent 106 here!

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We've got a problem!

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This boy has got a birthday cake, but the number four is missing!

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Can you send a Numberjack to... that was quick!

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Numberjack Man is being the door number!

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What's Numberjack Man going to do now?

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Oh, no!

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He's not very good at being a Numberjack!

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And Four's not very good at being a person!

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If Four carries on being a person, anything could happen!

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For a start, Four wouldn't be very good at riding a bike.

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He'd be good at SOME things in school...

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-Two and two...

-Four!

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..but he wouldn't be good at playing in the playground.

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And what job could he get? A racing driver? Or a doctor?

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Or a pop star? Not very likely!

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Numberjack Man is going to get himself into more trouble!

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That man lost the number four on his football shirt!

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That lady's phone is missing a number!

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-What is it?

-It's four!

-Oh, no!

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Nobody wants a great big Numberjack Man to be the number!

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You can't really blame them.

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He really wants to help people, but he can't be a number! He's too big!

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Somebody's got to make some numbers to put things back to normal,

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and Four can't!

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-He still thinks he's a person!

-It's got to be Numberjack Man!

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Agents, any ideas how the Numberjack Man could make some numbers?

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-Maybe he could make a number with dots.

-Or maybe with lines.

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Let's get Numberjack Man going!

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# Brain Gain, Brain Gain

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# To sort the problem, use our brains

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# The way to get your brains all linking

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# Up together, joined-up thinking. #

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Getting brain power now. Brain Gain!

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-Stop! We've an easy way!

-Make four dots!

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Write four dots. Write four dots!

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Four dots!

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Try the dots on the man!

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Great! How else can Numberjack Man write four?

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Now he can do four lines!

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Four lines!

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They've got a new cake!

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That's the cake sorted out.

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The man wants lines, as well as spots.

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Write it like number four.

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Write the number four!

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The man wants his shirt finished off!

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Three different ways of writing four!

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We've got to sort out our Four now!

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-He's not happy!

-We've got to swap them back!

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Swap, swap!

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Swap them back!

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What's been going on?

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Just got to sort the Blob.

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Let's swap him, too. Swap him with something far away!

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Hmm...something from where polar bears live. Swap! Swap!

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What will it be?

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A big lump of ice!

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-The Blob won't mess around with polar bears!

-Come back now, Four.

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On my way.

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All clear for landing.

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One, two, three, four!

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That was very weird.

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But everything got sorted! Have a look.

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All the fours were going wrong.

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All disappearing.

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That door number, and I was going to sort out the table number.

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When the Blob swapped you with the man...

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Ah! You were being a person!

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And the man was being a Numberjack man!

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He tried very hard to be a good Numberjack.

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Looks like he wasn't very good at it.

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Until we sent him some Brain Gain.

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-Sorted everything out!

-Including the Blob!

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-Here we go!

-Good luck!

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Yeah!

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Yes!

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Now me!

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Yay!

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Wow, not bad!

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It's another good way of showing three.

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OK, Agents. Now try writing my number,

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with dots, or lines or as a number.

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Try it out, and call the Numberjacks.

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Subtitles by Kate Connolly Red Bee Media Ltd

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Email [email protected]

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# The Numberjacks are on their way

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# The Numberjacks are on their way! #

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