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This is The Console. Pixelface games loading. | 0:00:01 | 0:00:04 | |
# Life's so great in a console space | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
# Digitally here again | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
# So much more than a pixel face | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# Living in a game | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
# Living in a game Living in a game | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# We're playing with the same old friends | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# Everybody knows our name | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# We'll be here till the journey ends | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# Living in a game | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Living in a game Living in a game. # | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
There. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Bit tidier. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
-Were you born in a pigsty? -I'm not sure. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
I think I was hatched out of a hairy egg. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
No, I mean where are your manners? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Get your feet off the table. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Oh, sorry, Claireparker. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
-Oh! No, not there either. -Oh. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Oh! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Just sit down on the sofa properly. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
I've just tidied this room! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Oh, sorry. Erm. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
Other way up. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
-What do we do with used apple cores? -Put them in the sofa. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
Put them on the sofa. Under the sofa? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Near the sofa? Under a cushion? In the cushion? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
It's not the sofa at all, is it? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Er, in the chair? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
I knew it was you filling up the sofa with rubbish. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
From now on, apple cores go straight in the bin! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Wow! Great shot! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Yeah, it was pretty good, wasn't it? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Good? It was the best shot I've ever seen! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
The best what? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Claireparker just got an apple core in the bin from miles away. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
Ha! I'm sure I could do better. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Oh, you always have to be better than me, don't you? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Oh, it's not that I always have to be better than you, Claireparker, | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
I just naturally am better than you. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
I could beat you at anything. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
OK! Paper, scissors, stone. Go! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
Ha! I win! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
-Why? -Because my paper's better than yours. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
It's imaginary! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
I imagine my paper to be a very high quality antique papyrus | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
and I imagine yours to be corner shop loo roll. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
Therefore, I win. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Yes! | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
-'Do you wish to go offline?' -Yes, please. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Oh, I'm all out. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
This multi-player lark's too much for me. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
18 different players online and we won. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
I don't know how we got the better of them. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Cos, my little robot chum, we are the greatest! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
High five! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
-How exactly to you expect me to high five you? -Oh, yeah. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
High five. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
DEEP VOICE: Ow! You've knocked my voice circuits out of whack. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Ah! Oh, actually I was quite enjoying that. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Sorry about that, old chum. Let's power up this firewall. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
Oh, do we have to, Riley? For once, let's not bother, eh? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
We have to go through the firewall every time we play online. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
-There's all sorts of viruses out there. -Oh, no. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
-It tickles me traction controls. -'Initiating firewall.' | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
Come on, Riley, it can't hurt. Just this once. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Since when have you been able to do that? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
I learnt that off Nankle Chickabel. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
He was a fire extinguisher at the British Museum, you know. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Three, two, one... | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
..throw! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
I think I won that one. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
No way, I was the best. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
Ha! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
-We'll go again. Rex, we're going to need more apple cores. -Oh! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:07 | |
I never thought I'd say this, but I don't think I can eat another apple. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:12 | |
Oh, right. We'll have to try something else, then. Oh! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
First to do 10 press-ups. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
You're on! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
One, two, three, four, five.... | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
I'm trying to read. Please! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
..Eight, nine, ten. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
-Who won? -You both did. You're both as good as each other. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
-Now give it a rest! -No way! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
-There is no way that she could be better than me. -I so am. -I know! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
As it's nearly bedtime, see who can brush their teeth the fastest! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:45 | |
-And then go to bed. -Oh! How ridiculous. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
Yeah, Kiki! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
As if we'd compete in something so childish! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Brushing our teeth! Really! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Oh! Wow! Good work, Kiki. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
Finally, some peace and quiet. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
BUBBLING | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
Oh, all those apples have given me a funny tummy. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
Oh, I wonder what'll help. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
Well, they do say fruit is good for you. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:16 | |
She cheated! She started brushing her teeth before I did! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
I did not! You had more toothpaste than me. You had an unfair advantage! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:27 | |
Oh, I've got peppermint fur now! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
And I'm going to have to wash my sweatbands now! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
-Maybe we should just go to bed. -Maybe we ought to. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:38 | |
-I bet I could fall asleep quicker than you! -No way. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
I'm easily the best at going to sleep. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
MUSIC: "It's Oh So Quiet" by Bjork | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, left, right. Oh! | 0:05:56 | 0:06:04 | |
# It's oh so quiet | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
# Sh, sh | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
# It's oh so still... # | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
-Are you asleep? -Yes, I'm asleep. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Well, how can you be asleep if you can hear me? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Because you're dreaming. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
If I'm dreaming, I must be asleep, and I bet I fell asleep before you. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
Oh, no. I dreamt that you were sleeping and you dreamt... Oh! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:31 | |
OK, I'm not asleep. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
CACKLING | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
GROANING THEN SQUAWKING | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
-What was that? -Is Rex hiding his apples under the floorboards again? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:44 | |
-Rex. You burying your apples the floorboards again? -No. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
I did that last night. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
STRANGE NOISES CONTINUE | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
It doesn't sound like Rex. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Wake up, Riley! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
There's something in the console! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
My dress, it's covered in plums! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
I shall never win the ballet prize now. Oh! Oh! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:12 | |
Sorry, I was dreaming about military manoeuvres. What's happening? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
There's something in the console! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
FARTING NOISE | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
Oh! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
Spare me! Take them. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Let them sell the robot for scrap. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Oh, oh, charming. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
Why not take the elf? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
You can break him up and sell him for hair extensions. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
SCREECHING | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
Right, let's have a butchers. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Whatever is it? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
A really massive mouse? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Father Christmas? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
No, Rex, it's summer time! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Mother Summer-mas? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
-What? -Mother Summer-mas. She's brilliant. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
If you don't do a trump for a week, | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
she puts apples in your shoes. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
-Rex, this Mother Summer-mas, is she large and terrifying? -I don't know. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:59 | |
I've never met her. I've only gone seven minutes without trumping. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
-REX TRUMPS -Console, lights on. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
MANIACAL LAUGHING | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Console, lights off! Lights off. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
WHOOPS AND LAUGHS | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
It's all right. Stand aside. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Me and Mary Jane will deal with this bug. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
THEME FROM THE A-TEAM PLAYS | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
ALL TALK AT ONCE | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
THUMPS AND BANGS | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
MUSIC: "Hurt" by Johnny Cash | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
# I hurt myself today. # | 0:08:45 | 0:08:51 | |
You nearly had him at the end there. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Nearly had him, did he? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
Before or after he whacked him with the table?! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Oh! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
All right, all right, I'm coming. Oh! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
What's all this rumpus? It's the middle of the night! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:09 | |
Er...QM, what's that bubble above your head? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Oh, I'm wearing my dream projection night cap. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
It'll float away when I wake up. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Why would you wear that? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
My other night cap's in the laundry. Oh. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
There it goes. Oh. It was a nice dream, actually. I married a goose. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:26 | |
I think. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
Anyway, what's going on? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
There's a bug in the console smashing everything up. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
-Even Riley couldn't deal with it! -Yeah! He took a right drubbing! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
All right, I was slightly overpowered! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
He was completely useless! Like watching a jelly fight a bear! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
All right! I didn't see you leaping in to help! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
I am not wearing my fighting pyjamas! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Sounds very serious. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
LAUGHING AND WHOOPING | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
LAUGHING INCREASES | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
He's a wild little thing. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Let's see. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
-Can you tell what it is? -A nasty virus. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:09 | |
Must have crept in from someone else's game. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
We have to download new security patches for The Console. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
-That should clear him out? -How long is that going to take? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
Not too long, I hope. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
Meanwhile, you lot better stay in here | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
till it's safe to go back out there. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
-I left Romford out there. -He'll be fine. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
He'll just shut himself down an pretend he's a doorstop. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Ooh, that's a good dream, that one. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
CONSOLE: 'Security patch downloaded. Security patch downloaded.' | 0:10:34 | 0:10:39 | |
-Now I won't know how the dream ends. -It's OK. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
I managed to get the plums off my dress and... | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Then I get a big laser and manage to do an assault course. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
-Is it safe to go out yet? -I think so. I can't hear them any more. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
Hope Romford's all right. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Something tells me that this is going to hurt. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Ow! Ow! Ow! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:06 | |
Ow! Ow! Make it stop! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
Ow! Ow! Oh! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
-He's still here then? -Romford, what's he doing? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
I think he's doing a rock beat in 4:4 time. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
Kiki, I hardly think that's appropriate! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
Sorry, I just hate to see a good beat go to waste. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Romford, I'll save you, mate. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
Back to the stores. To the stores! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
Oh, my ears are ringing. Oh, cheers, Riley. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
-I owe you one. -Why hasn't the bug disappeared? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
It must have come in from online. But how? That can't happen. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
-Cos everyone uses the firewall, right? -Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
There's a possibility we might not have used it correctly yesterday. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:05 | |
-Not used it correctly? -If by "correctly", you mean... | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
Not at all. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
This calls for drastic action. We'll have to fumigate The Console. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
-Fumigate it, brilliant! -Rex, do you even know what fumigate means? -Yes. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:21 | |
Yes, it's the thing with the dancing horses and the dolphins | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
and the ice cream, isn't it? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
No, that would be some sort of underwater, | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
equestrian ice-cream parlour. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
Fumigation means spraying The Console with a special gas | 0:12:29 | 0:12:34 | |
which will knock out the bug. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
-It won't be safe for 24 hours. -I can't be cooped up for 24 hours. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:40 | |
-I need space, lemon tea, curling tongs. -Don't worry. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
I've put you in the training room. I'll make it a lovely summer meadow. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
You can have a camping holiday. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
ENTHUSIASTIC CHATTER | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
-Toasting my cogs round a camp fire. -You're going nowhere, Romford. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
What, chief? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:56 | |
You and Riley are the ones who are going to fumigate The Console. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
Yeah, you got us into this mess. You can get us out. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
-Fair enough. -I don't suppose pesticide will bother me. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
I've got bronze lungs. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
That's agreed then. Everyone else, get in the training room quickly. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Come on, Romford. You can distract the bug. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:17 | |
How exactly? Oh. No, no, no. Don't do what I think you're going to do. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:23 | |
Here's your snare drum. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Not again! | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
-I'll get the food. -I'll get the tent. -No, I'll get the tent. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
-I'll be quicker. -You're not quicker than me. -I so am. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
BUG SHRIEKS | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
This doesn't look much like a summer meadow. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
He probably hasn't programmed it yet. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
Hello, all. I'm initialising. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:09 | |
'You should be in a summer meadow...about now.' | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Oh, this is... | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
THUNDER RUMBLES | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
'Oops. I leant on the rain button by mistake.' | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
'Sorry, I leant on the snow button.' | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
Turn it off. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
That's more like it. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
LOUD FOOTSTEPS | 0:14:30 | 0:14:35 | |
GROWLING AND SCREAMING | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
'Apologies, I leant on the dinosaur button.' | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Go away! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
Is that it then? No rain, snow, dinosaurs?! | 0:14:43 | 0:14:48 | |
'Just set your tents up and enjoy yourselves. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
'Don't go near The Console for 24 hours. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
'That pesticide is strong stuff.' | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
First things first, let's get the tents up. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
No, first things first, which bag are my holiday apples in? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:03 | |
I'm not sure. We packed everything in such a rush. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
-I bet I can find your apples. -I bet I can find them first. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
We are supposed to be on holiday. Will you stop your silly competing! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:15 | |
Sorry, I'll stop being so competitive. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
-I bet I can be less competitive than you. -I bet you can't. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
I'm so the best at being the least competitive. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Why don't you have a competition to see | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
who can put up two tents the fastest? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
OK. Ready, steady, go. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
That should keep them busy for a while. Let's get dinner sorted. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
-Dinner. Ha. Why don't you cook for a change? -Really? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:49 | |
-You're going to let someone else cook? -Why not? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
I'll take a walk. Fancy walkies, Rex? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
REX HOWLS | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
-Rex, you're not going to go wild in nature, are you? -Course not. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
Good. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
REX MUMBLES | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
Let's see you deal with this, Mr Bug. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
-Oh, that smells awful. -Since when have you had a sense of smell? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
I bought myself a robot nose at a car boot sale. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
I'm regretting it now. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
If this bug survives this, I will eat my boots. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:41 | |
Here he comes. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
Ooh! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
It doesn't seem to be affecting him. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
BUG SINGS CHEERFULLY | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
What sauce will go best with your boots? Ketchup? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
I do love the countryside. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
That's good, since you have most of it on you. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
What are we having for tea, Kiki? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
I was thinking of making beans on toast. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
That's brilliant. That's a great camping meal. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
-I can't find any beans. -Maybe just the toast then. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
We don't have any way of making toast. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
-Just bread and butter? -There's no bread. -Oh. -Or butter. -Oh. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:48 | |
-So the best I can suggest is we eat some salt out of our hands. -Right. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:53 | |
Although we haven't got any salt. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
So what you're saying is | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
for dinner, we're just going to lick our hands. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
Yeah. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:02 | |
Huh. It's not that bad, actually. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
IRRITATED GASP | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Ow! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
-Are you sure this will work? -Yeah, can't fail, seen it on the movies. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
As soon as he nabs that jam tart, you pull the string, thump! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
We've got him! | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
Right you are, chief. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Here he comes. Here he comes. Right. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Wait for it, wait for it. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
SNIFFS AIR | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
Oah! | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
Ooh! | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
Now! | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
-That's it! That's it! -And what, what? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
Hang on. Hang on. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
MANIACAL LAUGHTER | 0:18:59 | 0:19:04 | |
I don't, I don't understand it. Don't understand it at all. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
Just don't make any sense, do it? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
Well, that's just great! | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
Yeah, well, at least he can't get you in there. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
MANIACAL LAUGHTER | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Woo. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
Ooh! Ah! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
Wah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Oh, Mother, oh Mother! Ah! Oh! | 0:19:31 | 0:19:36 | |
I'm winning by miles. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
Hah, in your dreams! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
I don't understand it, where's all the food? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
Aethelwynne, didn't you say you were packing the food? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
Now, no, I never said that. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
I'm sure you did. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
You probably misheard me. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
I said I was going to pack the... foot spa. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
A foot spa? Why on earth would you bring a foot spa? | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
What else have you packed in here? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Face cream? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
A hair drier? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:06 | |
A fan? | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
We're outdoors! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
What about the food? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
Well, there wasn't any room after I packed the essentials. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
Hang on. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Ah, some cucumber slices, it's better than nothing, I suppose. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:23 | |
If we divide them up between us... | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Ah, the blessed relief. I was becoming a touch dehydrated. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
Ah, come on, Riley, chop, chop, he's coming. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
-You sure this will catch him? -Yeah, yeah, can't fail. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
Soon as he walks in, takes those jam tarts, | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
then he will tumble right in and we've got him. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
MANIACAL LAUGHTER | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Ooh, aah-ha-ha. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
Eeh, hah, van. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Whoop-eeh-dooh. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
-Hold on, why didn't he fall down the hole? -What hole? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
Yeah, you were supposed to be digging a hole. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
I was in charge of putting stuff on top of it. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
No, no, I was in charge of putting stuff on top of the hole. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
So we've both just been putting stuff on the floor? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
-That's why it didn't work. -Yeah. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Oh well, come on, why don't we eat those jam tarts? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
-Well, yeah. -Shouldn't let them go to waste. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
I love jam tarts, me. Woah! | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
MANIACAL LAUGHTER | 0:21:47 | 0:21:53 | |
Catch up, Claireparker. I'm almost done. Hah! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:59 | |
Going to do mine first. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
It's nearly as good as a campfire. Only without the heat or the light. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
-I'm hungry. -I could do you up some mud if you like? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
It's all right, thanks. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
BOTH: Finished! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
Who won? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
-Who put up the tent first? -Who was best? | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
It's like the world's most boring Olympics! It was a draw! | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
No way, I must have finished first. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
I must have been the best at tent building. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
No, I am! I finished first! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Shut up! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
I'm fed up of this! You two always competing. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
Why don't you just accept that people are good at different things | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
and you can't be the best all the time. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Sorry, Kiki. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:37 | |
Only trying to settle it once and for all. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Well, I'll set you a final task to determine who is the best. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:45 | |
BOTH: What is it? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Let's see who can say the nicest thing about the other person, | 0:22:47 | 0:22:52 | |
before we go to bed. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
I don't know why we didn't think of this before. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
We learnt this in basic training. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
I'm not sure, we're not really having any luck with traps. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
Exactly. That is why we've set two. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
We cannot fail. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Let's get out of sight. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
Well, that's one down, one to go. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Oh, just one nice thing. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
All right, all right, don't rush me. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Rush? We've been here for three hours. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
OK, you're really good...at... | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
Oh no, hang on. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
I really like the way you... | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
No, no, no, no, hang on, I don't. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
All right, all right, I've got it. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
Alexia, I think you're really good at putting up tents. There, I said it. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:51 | |
Thanks, Claireparker, and so are you. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
See, that wasn't so bad, was it? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Let's try and get some sleep. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
Soon this nightmare will end. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
No trouser press, no Wi-Fi, nowhere to plug in my ear shaver. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:08 | |
Oh, never mind, at least I put a complimentary mint on your pillow. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
-Oh, did you? -No! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
And you haven't got a pillow! Now stop moaning and go to bed! | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Girls on the left, boys on the right. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Oh, I'm zipped up in the wrong place! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Why is there a guy rope inside? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
I'm trapped! The metal's fallen in! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Oh! Don't know what's happened with these poles. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
I think you put these tents up in a bit of a rush. I'm trapped! | 0:24:41 | 0:24:46 | |
I take back what I said about you being good at tents, Claireparker! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
Hah! Yours isn't much better! | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
Ah! Riley, Romford, did you catch the bug? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
We keep trying to catch him but we keep failing. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
There is nothing in this console that can trap him. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
Nothing at all. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Nothing? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
Are you sure he won't be able to get out of here? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
If they put the tent up like they did outside. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
MANIACAL LAUGHTER APPROACHES | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Ooh! Ho-ho ha-hee-hee! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:42 | |
MANIACAL LAUGHTER | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
We've got him! | 0:26:19 | 0:26:20 | |
Got him! Finally! | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
I think it's fair to say, when it comes to putting up tents badly, | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
we're both as bad as each other. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
Shall we call it a draw? | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
-Oh! -Ow! | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
How many of these did you set? | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
-Erm... Two. So that's definitely the last one. -Doh! | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
-Let me help you with that. -Thanks, Claireparker. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
You're much better at this sort of thing than me. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:03 | |
Well, I think we've all learned something from this. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
-Actually, I know what you haven't learnt. -What's that? | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
How to count to two properly. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
Gasp! | 0:27:20 | 0:27:21 | |
Hello. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Anyone there? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:25 | |
Room service? | 0:27:27 | 0:27:28 | |
Ah! | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
Visit The Console. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:43 | |
Please go to the CBBC website where the Pixelface games | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
can now be played. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:47 |