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This is The Console. Pixelface games loading. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Life's so great in a console space | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
# Digitally here again | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
# So much more than a pixel face | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# Living in a game | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
# Living in a game Living in a game | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# We're playing with the same old friends | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# Everybody knows our name | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# We'll be here till the journey ends | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# Living in a game | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Living in a game Living in a game. # | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
This is The Console. Groove Academy 2 session complete. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
Kiki Nova released. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
DANCE MUSIC | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
Good game, Kiki? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
Great. Except, while the family were having lunch, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
the dog went to sleep on the controller. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Aaah! Somebody help me! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
Luckily enough for me, | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
swinging round for hours on end doesn't really affect me. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
I am a professional, after all. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
See? She's even learned how to breakdance. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Enjoying your first ever chess match, Riley? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
Eh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think I've got him exactly where I want him. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Yeah, certainly looks like it could go either way. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
-Check. -Eh? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Check! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
Check what? What, are my flies undone? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-Riley, do you even know how to play this game? -Of course I do. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Ladders go up, snakes go down, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
and you need four houses before you can buy a battleship. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-Snap! -What?! No! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
This is chess, | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
one of the finest and oldest tactical games in the universe. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
The object of the game is to protect your king at all cost. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
Oh, right. Why didn't you say so in the first place? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
There you go. He's safe as houses, now. Do I win? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Yes. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
-Hi, Alexia. -Rex. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
DUMBBELL CLANGS | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Sent yourself another present, Alexia? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
No, this parcel just arrived for me. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Fan mail, I expect. Probably some expensive jewellery. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Mmm. Nice forehead jewellery. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
What?! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Ah! It's from my uncle Vladimir from Russia. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
-And what did you do to upset him? -What do you mean? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Well, normally people put their rubbish in the bins. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
This is not rubbish, thank you very much. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
I don't expect someone as unsophisticated as you | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
to appreciate a gift like this. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
So, if you're so sophisticated, what is it, then? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Well, it's obviously a... Maybe it slots in... | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Or maybe it fits... | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
No, I've no idea. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
It says here it's a souvenir from a popular Russian game. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
Mm, those Russian winters must just fly by. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Have you really got a Russian uncle, Alexia? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Yes, I've got family from all over the world. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
That's what happens when you have a back story | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
as rich and fascinating as mine. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Back story? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Yeah, you know. The life story of the characters | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
that's written into every game. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
I used to be a waitress, | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
and now I live in a post-apocalyptic landscape | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
dispatching zombies for a living. The same old blah-blah-blah. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
Oh. I don't know mine. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
You don't know your back story? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
No. Do you all have one, then? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Yeah. Even Romford's got a back story. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
I was born in a simple components factory. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
It was a hard life, but we were happy. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Me dad was a combination washer-dryer. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Me mum was an anglepoise lamp. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Yeah. Not now, Romford. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
That's beautiful, Romford. An anglepoise lamp? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
I don't think I've got a back story. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Well, of course you do! Our back stories are what defines us. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:02 | |
Unlike you lot, mine is, of course, centuries old. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Steeped in the legends and myths of Elvish culture. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
It's what makes me such a fascinating character. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
Talking of me, and being fascinating, | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
you'll be pleased to hear that today | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
is a very special day in the Elvish calendar. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Yes, it's Aethelwynne-mas! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
A feast to celebrate the handsomest, most noblest, | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
bestest elf that ever there was. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
-Aethelwynne? -Mmm? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
Have you just made up a festival in your own name | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
so you can cook some weird food? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
No! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Yes! Happy Aethelwynne-mas! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
And what happens on Aethelwynne-mas? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
I shall be cooking you all a traditional Elvish dinner. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
I better get right to it. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Oh, Elvish food is disgusting. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Do you remember what happened at the last feast he had? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
I was scraping food into a bin, but it kept saying "No." | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
Yeah, that's cos it wasn't a bin, it was me. Wearing me new swing-top hat. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
Come on, Kiki. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
Let's go and see the QM, find out about your back story. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
Strange. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
I know. Just stay down. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Oh, wow! Hi. And what can I do for you all? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
We were wondering if we could show Kiki our back stories. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Back stories. Right, yeah. Of course. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
OK. Back stories, back stories, where are we? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
OK, Alexia, there's yours. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
Er, there's Aethelwynne's. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
Romford and Riley, there we go. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
Claireparker, there's your one. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Rex. Nice purple one for you. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
And, er... | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Wow! Where's mine? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
I think this must be it. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
That's it? This is my back story? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
Well, it might not be very long, | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
but I'm sure it's packed full of information. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Kiki Nova loves to dance. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
That's all there is? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
So, what you're saying is, I've got no history, no family, no skills. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:35 | |
I just dance. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
I'm not that important no-one even thought to write a story about me. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
-I'm sure there's an explanation. -Oh, forget it. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
I wish I'd never asked. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Ah! Riley, Riley! I need you to taste this for me. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
I want to know whether the trout fungus | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
is overpowering the stewed owl. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Ah! Er, yeah. Oh, sorry, I've got to go and look for my jumpsuit. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:15 | |
But you're wearing it. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
Yes, yes I am. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
That's cos I've got to go and find the other jumpsuit. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
I've never seen you in another jumpsuit. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
No. That's cos I've got to go and... I don't know where it is! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:30 | |
Ahem. See ya! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
Claireparker! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-Taste this! -Oh, sorry, I can't, I've got a cold. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
Oh. You don't sound like you have a cold. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
No, it's come on quite suddenly. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Sorry. A-tchoo! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
-Oh. -Bless me! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
This is the console. Groove Academy 2 now loading. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
Would Kiki Nova please enter the game? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Kiki! Kiki! Try this, would you? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Kiki, no! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-Well? -All right. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
-Wow. She must be miserable. -Yes. Oh, she must be really depressed. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
What is going on? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Where do you keep coming from? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
You know, I feel sorry for Kiki. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
I know, but what can you do? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
I keep telling her, don't wear fluorescent orange | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
unless you want to look like a bin man. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
What? No, not her clothes, her back story. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
Listen, I've had an idea. Why don't we write one for her? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
How do you mean? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Well, we could all get together and write a back story for Kiki. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
It'd be a nice surprise for her. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
Uh... | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
Ok, this is beyond strange. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
-Right, come on, guys, we haven't got long. -Where is Kiki? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
She's still in her game. Do you know, I've never seen her this unhappy. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
# Last night I dreamt | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
# That somebody loved me... # | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
-What you doing with that? -I can't bear to eat in the kitchen. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
It smells like Aethelwynne's cooking socks and cowpats. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
I think that's cos he is. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
Ooh, lovely! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
OK. Come on, Kiki'll be out soon. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Ow! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
RILEY LAUGHS | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
-What's this doing here? -I don't know how they keep getting everywhere. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
You've got to be alert to danger, Rex. At all times, yeah? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
REX LAUGHS Well, that's not much of a free gift. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Look, can we please focus on Kiki's back story. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Does anyone have any suggestions for Kiki's birthplace? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
BUBBLING NOISES | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
OK. Let's recap. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
The suggestions for where Kiki could've been born are - | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
a large country mansion, a space station, | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
an apple factory, | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
or the electronics section in a department store. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
OK, it's not like these are the worst ideas I've ever heard. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:58 | |
No, wait, hang on a second. These are the worst ideas I've ever heard. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
Oh, come on! Surely we'd all want to be born in a mansion if we could. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
It's the best back story you could possibly have! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Certainly better than, | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
I don't know, a waitress in a town full of zombies, or something. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
Hey! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
Better than an apple factory? I don't think so. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
I'd give anything to have come from the electronics department. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
To be born with a silver USB cable in me mouth. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
ALL ARGUE | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
WHISTLES | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Look, we're obviously not all going to agree on the same story, | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
so I suggest we all take a small section of the story | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
and write it separately, and then we can... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
Ow. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
Where do the new ones keep coming from, Alexia? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
I told you. I don't know. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
You know what? Uncle Vladimir will never come and visit. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
What say we just throw these bricks away? | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
That is what I call a good idea. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
It's like they're just falling out of the air! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
Oh, nothing gets past you, does it, FUR-lock Holmes? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
-Right! I think this is the last of them. -Great. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
And how are you getting on with that surprise for Kiki, Riley? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
All finished. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
I don't understand it. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Why do they keep multiplying like that? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Let's not worry, eh? At least everything's back to normal now. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
ROMFORD: Oh, yeah. "Normal." | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
-Alexia? -Mmm? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Can I make a suggestion? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
That the next time you receive a parcel from a distant relative, | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
don't open it, file it under "R" for rubbish present, | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
put the file in the bin, and then set fire to the bin. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Aethelwynne, didn't you notice what was going on? | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
Notice what? I've been too busy making my Aethel-mas dinner. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
And it would help if you lot would stop with your practical joking. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
-What joking? -Don't you come the innocent | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
badger-squirrel thing with me! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
You've been taking my pans and things when I've not been looking. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
I've had to resort to extreme measures. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
This is The Console. Groove Academy 2 session complete. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
Kiki Nova released. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Why is it raining coloured bricks in here? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Is it because of global warming? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Kiki, we've got a surprise for you. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Ow. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
Rex, you give Kiki her surprise. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
I'm going to see the QM and see if we can't sort out these block. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
And maybe get an umbrella when I'm there? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Or maybe a hard hat. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
So, what's this surprise? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Sit down. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Allow us to present... | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
..Kiki Nova's back story! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
-My what? -We've written it for you. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
We all did a bit each. Ahem. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
"Kiki was born in a giant mansion in the countryside, | 0:14:12 | 0:14:17 | |
"because that is the best and I don't care what the rest of you say. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
"Growing up, Kiki had a horse named Dasher, | 0:14:22 | 0:14:27 | |
"who, despite being beautiful and strong, | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
"wasn't as good as the horse I had." | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Alexia wrote this bit. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Right. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
"Then, when Kiki was five, she moved to | 0:14:37 | 0:14:42 | |
"a C-class intergalactic space station | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
"orbiting the planet of Zanthar-6. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
"She enjoyed playing games like zero-gravity dodge ball, | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
"titanium conkers and scissors, paper, thermonuclear missile." | 0:14:52 | 0:14:57 | |
I see. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
"Kiki lived with her mum, | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
"who taught her the importance of eating | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
"five portions of apples a day..." | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
I did this bit, and I drew the apples in 3-D. Watch. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Wooooooh! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
"..and her dad, who was a hairdryer." | 0:15:13 | 0:15:17 | |
Oh, Romford! You said you weren't going to write that! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
There's nothing wrong with being a hairdryer. My uncle was a hairdryer. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
-Thanks, everyone. -No, wait, we haven't finished. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:28 | |
Look, I appreciate you all trying, but this isn't my story. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:33 | |
These are just YOUR stories. I've just got to accept it. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
I'm too boring to have a back story of my own. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Aaah! Aaah! Right, that's it! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
I cannot cook under these conditions. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Will somebody do something about these wretched bricks?! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
This is exhausting. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
I am a professional. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Aah! I suppose you think this is funny, do you? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
-Did that chair just disappear? -First the plates disappear, | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
then the cupboard disappears, then the chair disappears, | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
and now my arm has disappeared. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
HE SQUEALS | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
There's something you don't see every day. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
My arm! What have you done with my arm? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
-We haven't done anything. -Ah, you're all there. Good. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
As you may have noticed, something rather peculiar has been happening. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
It's all the fault of these preposterous bricks, I'm afraid. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
They're designed to multiply, you see. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
And the more there are, the more memory they use up. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
-The Console's memory? -Yes. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
And now there are so many of them, the memory's almost full. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
In order to avoid crashing, The Console is temporarily | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
deleting random items, such as furniture or... | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
-My arm! -Yes, arms, pans, chairs, that kind of thing. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:56 | |
We have to get rid of these blocks, or soon they'll delete everything. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
But we tried throwing them away. It didn't work. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
No, they just replace themselves. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
They keep coming back. Like boomerangs. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
Or dogs with elastic leads. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
How do we get rid of them? | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
-It's very simple. -What you do is... | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Anyone else get the feeling we might be in trouble? Ow. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
It's getting heavier out there. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
OK, has anyone got any suggestions? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Kiki? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:33 | |
Well, there was one thing, but... No, it's stupid. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
OK, anyone else, hands up. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
Or in Aethelwynne's case, "hand" up. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
I have had just about enough from you, you jumped up calculator. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
I've had enough of your moaning, | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
you pointy-eared Grumblestiltskin. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
Well, pardon me. I just happen to have lost one of my appendages. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
I think I'm entitled to let off a little steam. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
Now, why don't you go make yourself useful? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
I'm sure there's a door that needs wedging open, somewhere. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
I wish you'd get lost. Oh! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
-I've never had a wish granted before. -Oh, no! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
Now we're starting to disappear. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
OK, look, don't panic. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
I'm sure there's a simple solution, isn't there? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
Hang on, how come he disappeared first? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
A-ha! Of course! I SO knew I'd work it out. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
We're all being deleted in order of how much memory we take up. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
So Aethelwynne was the first to disappear | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
because he has the most complicated back story. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
Which means that the next person to disappear is... | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Oh, boo! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Alexia! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Right, that's it. I'm not going to sit here | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
and wait to be deleted. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
I'm going to get out and kick some coloured brick butt. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
No... No... | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
A-ha! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Here it is - the manual. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
Good work, Riley! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Right, what does it say? | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
Erm. Eh. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Oh, no, no! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
It's all in some crazy code. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
What? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
Oh, well done, Sergeant Stupid, this is Russian. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
Right, Romford. Can you translate? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Course. I speak every language in the world. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
French, Russian, Hurdy-Gurdy. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
Right, well, go on, then! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
OK. It says, "Excuse me, sir, is this the way to the swimming pool? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:25 | |
"Waiter, two choc ices and a smoothie for my fiancee." | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
Right. Romford, when you said you could translate, were you lying? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:32 | |
Oui. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
Sorry about him. He lies when he's under pressure. Don't you, Romford? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
No, I don't. My name's Martin. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Just ignore him. Console! Console! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Can you translate these games instructions, please? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Certainly. Translation is as follows. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
"Thank you for purchasing Russia's finest strategy game." | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Console memory now 90% full. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:55 | |
-SLOW VOICE: -All non-essential functions suspended. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
-Oh, this just keeps getting better! -Console! Console! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
How long can we carry on like this? There's no power, no food. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
Don't worry, everyone! I always carry extra rations in case of emergencies. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:15 | |
-Dog biscuits? -Yeah! Do you want one? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Er, no thanks. I think there must be something else to eat. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:21 | |
Well, I'm sure Aethelwynne's elf dinner is still out there. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
Right, OK. Give me one. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
-Fine, that's it. -What are you going to do? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
What I should've done from the very beginning. Blast them! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
I don't think that'll work. I think maybe the answer... | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
The time for thinking is over. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
The time for meaningless destruction has just begun. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
Wow, it worked! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
Ow. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
Ow. Ow. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Ow. Ow. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Ow. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
You stupid... | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
That was good timing. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
CONSOLE: Memory 93% full. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Bet you're grateful for a short back story now. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
OK, guys, let's try and make it to the training room. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Might not be so bad in there. OK, Rex. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
We're going to proceed in a pincer movement. OK? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
You take point, then as soon as you've established a perimeter, | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
I'll lay down an offensive barrage, | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
we can all rendezvous at the checkpoint. Understand?! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
I understood everything up to "Rex." | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
OK, good man. Doesn't matter. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
OK, on my count. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
One, two, three, go, go, go! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
LOUD CRASH | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
RILEY GROANS | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
Urgh. Romford, get me out of here. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
-Sure. How? -I don't know, think of something! | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
I guess that did the trick. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Oh, no! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
-Come on, let's try and get to the training room. -Yeah. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
What a way to go! Deleted cos of a bunch of stupid blocks! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
I'm sorry, Rex. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
Console memory 98% full. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
Kiki, earlier on it sounded like you had an idea. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
What were you going to say? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
It was nothing. It was stupid. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
Well, we've tried everything else. Why not give it a go? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
Because it won't work. I'm not smart like the rest of you. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
I haven't got any special skills. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
All I'm good for is dancing. There's no way I'd be the one | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
to come up with the answer. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
I believe in you. So what if you don't have a back story? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
It's not where you come from that counts, it's what you do. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
You might be right! | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
But Rex... | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
KIKI GASPS | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
This'll never work. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
I did it! It worked! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Aaah! Kiki? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Rex, you're back! I did it, look! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Ha! That's brilliant, Kiki! | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Quick, we haven't got any time to lose! | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Looks like these are the last two blocks. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
ALL: Yay! | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
Hang on. Why's he got no head? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
I don't understand it. I'm sure there aren't any left. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
-Romford? -What? I don't know anything. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
BOTH: Romford! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
Oh, All right. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
You've got to admit - he's a lot less annoying without a head. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Erm, Alexia, why don't you wait a minute before you do that. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
Why? | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
BUBBLING NOISES | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Ah! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
Ah! Oh! | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Oh! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
-Are you OK? -Yes. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
Although it feels like I've had an itchy ear for forever. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
Oh! That's better! | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
Ah! How is it? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
All back to normal. No more blocks. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Thank goodness for that. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
There is one thing that didn't re-appear. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
-What's that? -Your Aethelwynne-mas dinner. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
I'm so sorry. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
What?! | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
That doesn't make any sense! | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
Oh, this is the worst Aethel-mas ever! | 0:25:15 | 0:25:20 | |
What did you do with it? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Riley took it to his game and blasted it off into space. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
Better safe than sorry. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
What did you say? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
BOTH: Nothing! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Hey, hang on. What's this? This wasn't here before. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
Kiki, it's got your name on it. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
What is it? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:36 | |
Ah, yes. That's your updated back story, Kiki. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
I thought you should have a record of your accomplishments. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
"Not only is Kiki Nova an exceptional dancer, | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
"she's also thoughtful, | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
"heroic, loyal to her friends and a brilliant problem solver." | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
Ooh, stop it! | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
And you can keep it. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
-Oh, no. That's OK. Just put it on the shelf with the others. -Really? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:04 | |
Yeah, it's nice having a back story, | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
but where you come from doesn't mean everything, does it? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
No, I suppose not. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Could you just put a bit in there | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
about me having a better horse than Alexia? Thanks. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
I am SO sorry. I don't know what happened. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
What are we going to have for dinner tonight, now? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Well, don't worry. I've cooked up a little something instead. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
I call it "edible food." | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
It's my own special recipe. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
It's chicken stew. Try some! | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Bleugh! Ah! | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
No, I... I've just remembered I've got to go and get my pinny. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:47 | |
You've already got it on. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:48 | |
Erm, yes, I need to get my... other one. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:53 | |
Everyone, look! I've got another present. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
What is it? Oh, it's not from your uncle Vladimir again, is it? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
Er, no. It's from my uncle Shane in Australia. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
Apparently it's a souvenir from the classic strategy game, Snake. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
Oh, it's empty! Oh, how annoying! | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
HISSING | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
What? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:24 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:27:24 | 0:27:25 | |
# Life's so great in a console space | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
# Digitally here again | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
# So much more than a pixel face | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
# Living in a game Living in a game... # | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
This is The Console. Please go to the CBBC website | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
where the Pixelface games can now be played. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 |