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This is The Console. Pixelface games loading.

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# Life's so great in a console space

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# Digitally here again

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# So much more than a pixel face

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# Living in a game

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# Living in a game Living in a game

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# We're playing with the same old friends

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# Everybody knows our name

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# We'll be here till the journey ends

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# Living in a game

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# Living in a game Living in a game. #

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This is The Console. Groove Academy 2 session complete.

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Kiki Nova released.

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DANCE MUSIC

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Good game, Kiki?

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Great. Except, while the family were having lunch,

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the dog went to sleep on the controller.

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Aaah! Somebody help me!

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Luckily enough for me,

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swinging round for hours on end doesn't really affect me.

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I am a professional, after all.

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See? She's even learned how to breakdance.

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Enjoying your first ever chess match, Riley?

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Eh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think I've got him exactly where I want him.

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Yeah, certainly looks like it could go either way.

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-Check.

-Eh?

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Check!

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Check what? What, are my flies undone?

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-Riley, do you even know how to play this game?

-Of course I do.

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Ladders go up, snakes go down,

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and you need four houses before you can buy a battleship.

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-Snap!

-What?! No!

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This is chess,

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one of the finest and oldest tactical games in the universe.

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The object of the game is to protect your king at all cost.

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Oh, right. Why didn't you say so in the first place?

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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There you go. He's safe as houses, now. Do I win?

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Yes.

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-Hi, Alexia.

-Rex.

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DUMBBELL CLANGS

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Sent yourself another present, Alexia?

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No, this parcel just arrived for me.

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Fan mail, I expect. Probably some expensive jewellery.

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Mmm. Nice forehead jewellery.

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What?!

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Ah! It's from my uncle Vladimir from Russia.

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-And what did you do to upset him?

-What do you mean?

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Well, normally people put their rubbish in the bins.

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This is not rubbish, thank you very much.

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I don't expect someone as unsophisticated as you

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to appreciate a gift like this.

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So, if you're so sophisticated, what is it, then?

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Well, it's obviously a... Maybe it slots in...

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Or maybe it fits...

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No, I've no idea.

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It says here it's a souvenir from a popular Russian game.

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Mm, those Russian winters must just fly by.

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Have you really got a Russian uncle, Alexia?

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Yes, I've got family from all over the world.

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That's what happens when you have a back story

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as rich and fascinating as mine.

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Back story?

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Yeah, you know. The life story of the characters

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that's written into every game.

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I used to be a waitress,

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and now I live in a post-apocalyptic landscape

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dispatching zombies for a living. The same old blah-blah-blah.

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Oh. I don't know mine.

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You don't know your back story?

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No. Do you all have one, then?

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Yeah. Even Romford's got a back story.

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I was born in a simple components factory.

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It was a hard life, but we were happy.

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Me dad was a combination washer-dryer.

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Me mum was an anglepoise lamp.

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Yeah. Not now, Romford.

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That's beautiful, Romford. An anglepoise lamp?

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I don't think I've got a back story.

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Well, of course you do! Our back stories are what defines us.

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Unlike you lot, mine is, of course, centuries old.

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Steeped in the legends and myths of Elvish culture.

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It's what makes me such a fascinating character.

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Talking of me, and being fascinating,

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you'll be pleased to hear that today

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is a very special day in the Elvish calendar.

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Yes, it's Aethelwynne-mas!

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A feast to celebrate the handsomest, most noblest,

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bestest elf that ever there was.

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-Aethelwynne?

-Mmm?

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Have you just made up a festival in your own name

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so you can cook some weird food?

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No!

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Yes! Happy Aethelwynne-mas!

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And what happens on Aethelwynne-mas?

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I shall be cooking you all a traditional Elvish dinner.

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I better get right to it.

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Oh, Elvish food is disgusting.

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Do you remember what happened at the last feast he had?

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I was scraping food into a bin, but it kept saying "No."

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Yeah, that's cos it wasn't a bin, it was me. Wearing me new swing-top hat.

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Come on, Kiki.

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Let's go and see the QM, find out about your back story.

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Strange.

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I know. Just stay down.

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Oh, wow! Hi. And what can I do for you all?

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We were wondering if we could show Kiki our back stories.

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Back stories. Right, yeah. Of course.

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OK. Back stories, back stories, where are we?

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OK, Alexia, there's yours.

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Er, there's Aethelwynne's.

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Romford and Riley, there we go.

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Claireparker, there's your one.

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Rex. Nice purple one for you.

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And, er...

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Wow! Where's mine?

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I think this must be it.

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That's it? This is my back story?

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Well, it might not be very long,

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but I'm sure it's packed full of information.

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Kiki Nova loves to dance.

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That's all there is?

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So, what you're saying is, I've got no history, no family, no skills.

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I just dance.

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I'm not that important no-one even thought to write a story about me.

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-I'm sure there's an explanation.

-Oh, forget it.

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I wish I'd never asked.

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Ah! Riley, Riley! I need you to taste this for me.

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I want to know whether the trout fungus

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is overpowering the stewed owl.

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Ah! Er, yeah. Oh, sorry, I've got to go and look for my jumpsuit.

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But you're wearing it.

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Yes, yes I am.

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That's cos I've got to go and find the other jumpsuit.

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I've never seen you in another jumpsuit.

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No. That's cos I've got to go and... I don't know where it is!

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Ahem. See ya!

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Claireparker!

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-Taste this!

-Oh, sorry, I can't, I've got a cold.

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Oh. You don't sound like you have a cold.

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No, it's come on quite suddenly.

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Sorry. A-tchoo!

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-Oh.

-Bless me!

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This is the console. Groove Academy 2 now loading.

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Would Kiki Nova please enter the game?

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Kiki! Kiki! Try this, would you?

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Kiki, no!

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-Well?

-All right.

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-Wow. She must be miserable.

-Yes. Oh, she must be really depressed.

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What is going on?

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Where do you keep coming from?

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You know, I feel sorry for Kiki.

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I know, but what can you do?

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I keep telling her, don't wear fluorescent orange

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unless you want to look like a bin man.

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What? No, not her clothes, her back story.

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Listen, I've had an idea. Why don't we write one for her?

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How do you mean?

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Well, we could all get together and write a back story for Kiki.

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It'd be a nice surprise for her.

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Uh...

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Ok, this is beyond strange.

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-Right, come on, guys, we haven't got long.

-Where is Kiki?

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She's still in her game. Do you know, I've never seen her this unhappy.

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# Last night I dreamt

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# That somebody loved me... #

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-What you doing with that?

-I can't bear to eat in the kitchen.

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It smells like Aethelwynne's cooking socks and cowpats.

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I think that's cos he is.

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HE SNIFFS

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Ooh, lovely!

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OK. Come on, Kiki'll be out soon.

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Ow!

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RILEY LAUGHS

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-What's this doing here?

-I don't know how they keep getting everywhere.

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You've got to be alert to danger, Rex. At all times, yeah?

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REX LAUGHS Well, that's not much of a free gift.

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Look, can we please focus on Kiki's back story.

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Does anyone have any suggestions for Kiki's birthplace?

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BUBBLING NOISES

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OK. Let's recap.

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The suggestions for where Kiki could've been born are -

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a large country mansion, a space station,

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an apple factory,

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or the electronics section in a department store.

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OK, it's not like these are the worst ideas I've ever heard.

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No, wait, hang on a second. These are the worst ideas I've ever heard.

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Oh, come on! Surely we'd all want to be born in a mansion if we could.

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It's the best back story you could possibly have!

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Certainly better than,

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I don't know, a waitress in a town full of zombies, or something.

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Hey!

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Better than an apple factory? I don't think so.

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I'd give anything to have come from the electronics department.

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To be born with a silver USB cable in me mouth.

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ALL ARGUE

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WHISTLES

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Look, we're obviously not all going to agree on the same story,

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so I suggest we all take a small section of the story

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and write it separately, and then we can...

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Ow.

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Where do the new ones keep coming from, Alexia?

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I told you. I don't know.

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You know what? Uncle Vladimir will never come and visit.

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What say we just throw these bricks away?

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That is what I call a good idea.

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It's like they're just falling out of the air!

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Oh, nothing gets past you, does it, FUR-lock Holmes?

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-Right! I think this is the last of them.

-Great.

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And how are you getting on with that surprise for Kiki, Riley?

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All finished.

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I don't understand it.

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Why do they keep multiplying like that?

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Let's not worry, eh? At least everything's back to normal now.

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ROMFORD: Oh, yeah. "Normal."

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-Alexia?

-Mmm?

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Can I make a suggestion?

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That the next time you receive a parcel from a distant relative,

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don't open it, file it under "R" for rubbish present,

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put the file in the bin, and then set fire to the bin.

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Aethelwynne, didn't you notice what was going on?

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Notice what? I've been too busy making my Aethel-mas dinner.

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And it would help if you lot would stop with your practical joking.

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-What joking?

-Don't you come the innocent

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badger-squirrel thing with me!

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You've been taking my pans and things when I've not been looking.

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I've had to resort to extreme measures.

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This is The Console. Groove Academy 2 session complete.

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Kiki Nova released.

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Why is it raining coloured bricks in here?

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Is it because of global warming?

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Kiki, we've got a surprise for you.

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Ow.

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Rex, you give Kiki her surprise.

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I'm going to see the QM and see if we can't sort out these block.

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And maybe get an umbrella when I'm there?

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Or maybe a hard hat.

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So, what's this surprise?

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Sit down.

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Allow us to present...

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..Kiki Nova's back story!

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-My what?

-We've written it for you.

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We all did a bit each. Ahem.

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"Kiki was born in a giant mansion in the countryside,

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"because that is the best and I don't care what the rest of you say.

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"Growing up, Kiki had a horse named Dasher,

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"who, despite being beautiful and strong,

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"wasn't as good as the horse I had."

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Alexia wrote this bit.

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Right.

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"Then, when Kiki was five, she moved to

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"a C-class intergalactic space station

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"orbiting the planet of Zanthar-6.

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"She enjoyed playing games like zero-gravity dodge ball,

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"titanium conkers and scissors, paper, thermonuclear missile."

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I see.

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"Kiki lived with her mum,

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"who taught her the importance of eating

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"five portions of apples a day..."

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I did this bit, and I drew the apples in 3-D. Watch.

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Wooooooh!

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"..and her dad, who was a hairdryer."

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Oh, Romford! You said you weren't going to write that!

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There's nothing wrong with being a hairdryer. My uncle was a hairdryer.

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-Thanks, everyone.

-No, wait, we haven't finished.

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Look, I appreciate you all trying, but this isn't my story.

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These are just YOUR stories. I've just got to accept it.

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I'm too boring to have a back story of my own.

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Aaah! Aaah! Right, that's it!

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I cannot cook under these conditions.

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Will somebody do something about these wretched bricks?!

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This is exhausting.

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I am a professional.

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Aah! I suppose you think this is funny, do you?

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-Did that chair just disappear?

-First the plates disappear,

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then the cupboard disappears, then the chair disappears,

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and now my arm has disappeared.

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HE SQUEALS

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There's something you don't see every day.

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My arm! What have you done with my arm?

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-We haven't done anything.

-Ah, you're all there. Good.

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As you may have noticed, something rather peculiar has been happening.

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It's all the fault of these preposterous bricks, I'm afraid.

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They're designed to multiply, you see.

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And the more there are, the more memory they use up.

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-The Console's memory?

-Yes.

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And now there are so many of them, the memory's almost full.

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In order to avoid crashing, The Console is temporarily

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deleting random items, such as furniture or...

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-My arm!

-Yes, arms, pans, chairs, that kind of thing.

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We have to get rid of these blocks, or soon they'll delete everything.

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But we tried throwing them away. It didn't work.

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No, they just replace themselves.

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They keep coming back. Like boomerangs.

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Or dogs with elastic leads.

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How do we get rid of them?

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-It's very simple.

-What you do is...

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Anyone else get the feeling we might be in trouble? Ow.

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It's getting heavier out there.

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OK, has anyone got any suggestions?

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Kiki?

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Well, there was one thing, but... No, it's stupid.

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OK, anyone else, hands up.

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Or in Aethelwynne's case, "hand" up.

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I have had just about enough from you, you jumped up calculator.

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I've had enough of your moaning,

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you pointy-eared Grumblestiltskin.

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Well, pardon me. I just happen to have lost one of my appendages.

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I think I'm entitled to let off a little steam.

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Now, why don't you go make yourself useful?

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I'm sure there's a door that needs wedging open, somewhere.

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I wish you'd get lost. Oh!

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-I've never had a wish granted before.

-Oh, no!

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Now we're starting to disappear.

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OK, look, don't panic.

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I'm sure there's a simple solution, isn't there?

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Hang on, how come he disappeared first?

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A-ha! Of course! I SO knew I'd work it out.

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We're all being deleted in order of how much memory we take up.

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So Aethelwynne was the first to disappear

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because he has the most complicated back story.

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Which means that the next person to disappear is...

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Oh, boo!

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Alexia!

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Right, that's it. I'm not going to sit here

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and wait to be deleted.

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I'm going to get out and kick some coloured brick butt.

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No... No...

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A-ha!

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Here it is - the manual.

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Good work, Riley!

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Right, what does it say?

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Erm. Eh.

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Oh, no, no!

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It's all in some crazy code.

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What?

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Oh, well done, Sergeant Stupid, this is Russian.

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Right, Romford. Can you translate?

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Course. I speak every language in the world.

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French, Russian, Hurdy-Gurdy.

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Right, well, go on, then!

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OK. It says, "Excuse me, sir, is this the way to the swimming pool?

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"Waiter, two choc ices and a smoothie for my fiancee."

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Right. Romford, when you said you could translate, were you lying?

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Oui.

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Sorry about him. He lies when he's under pressure. Don't you, Romford?

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No, I don't. My name's Martin.

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Just ignore him. Console! Console!

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Can you translate these games instructions, please?

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Certainly. Translation is as follows.

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"Thank you for purchasing Russia's finest strategy game."

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Console memory now 90% full.

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-SLOW VOICE:

-All non-essential functions suspended.

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-Oh, this just keeps getting better!

-Console! Console!

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How long can we carry on like this? There's no power, no food.

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Don't worry, everyone! I always carry extra rations in case of emergencies.

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-Dog biscuits?

-Yeah! Do you want one?

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Er, no thanks. I think there must be something else to eat.

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Well, I'm sure Aethelwynne's elf dinner is still out there.

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Right, OK. Give me one.

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-Fine, that's it.

-What are you going to do?

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What I should've done from the very beginning. Blast them!

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I don't think that'll work. I think maybe the answer...

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The time for thinking is over.

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The time for meaningless destruction has just begun.

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Wow, it worked!

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Ow.

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Ow. Ow.

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Ow. Ow.

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Ow.

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You stupid...

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That was good timing.

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CONSOLE: Memory 93% full.

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Bet you're grateful for a short back story now.

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OK, guys, let's try and make it to the training room.

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Might not be so bad in there. OK, Rex.

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We're going to proceed in a pincer movement. OK?

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You take point, then as soon as you've established a perimeter,

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I'll lay down an offensive barrage,

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we can all rendezvous at the checkpoint. Understand?!

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I understood everything up to "Rex."

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OK, good man. Doesn't matter.

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OK, on my count.

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One, two, three, go, go, go!

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LOUD CRASH

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RILEY GROANS

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Urgh. Romford, get me out of here.

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-Sure. How?

-I don't know, think of something!

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I guess that did the trick.

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Oh, no!

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-Come on, let's try and get to the training room.

-Yeah.

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What a way to go! Deleted cos of a bunch of stupid blocks!

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I'm sorry, Rex.

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Console memory 98% full.

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Kiki, earlier on it sounded like you had an idea.

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What were you going to say?

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It was nothing. It was stupid.

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Well, we've tried everything else. Why not give it a go?

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Because it won't work. I'm not smart like the rest of you.

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I haven't got any special skills.

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All I'm good for is dancing. There's no way I'd be the one

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to come up with the answer.

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I believe in you. So what if you don't have a back story?

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It's not where you come from that counts, it's what you do.

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You might be right!

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But Rex...

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KIKI GASPS

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This'll never work.

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I did it! It worked!

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Aaah! Kiki?

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Rex, you're back! I did it, look!

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Ha! That's brilliant, Kiki!

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Quick, we haven't got any time to lose!

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Looks like these are the last two blocks.

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ALL: Yay!

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Hang on. Why's he got no head?

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I don't understand it. I'm sure there aren't any left.

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-Romford?

-What? I don't know anything.

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BOTH: Romford!

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Oh, All right.

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You've got to admit - he's a lot less annoying without a head.

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Erm, Alexia, why don't you wait a minute before you do that.

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Why?

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BUBBLING NOISES

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Ah!

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Ah! Oh!

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Oh!

0:24:430:24:45

-Are you OK?

-Yes.

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Although it feels like I've had an itchy ear for forever.

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Oh! That's better!

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Ah! How is it?

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All back to normal. No more blocks.

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Thank goodness for that.

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There is one thing that didn't re-appear.

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-What's that?

-Your Aethelwynne-mas dinner.

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I'm so sorry.

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What?!

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That doesn't make any sense!

0:25:110:25:13

Oh, this is the worst Aethel-mas ever!

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What did you do with it?

0:25:200:25:22

Riley took it to his game and blasted it off into space.

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Better safe than sorry.

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What did you say?

0:25:270:25:28

BOTH: Nothing!

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Hey, hang on. What's this? This wasn't here before.

0:25:300:25:33

Kiki, it's got your name on it.

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What is it?

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Ah, yes. That's your updated back story, Kiki.

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I thought you should have a record of your accomplishments.

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"Not only is Kiki Nova an exceptional dancer,

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"she's also thoughtful,

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"heroic, loyal to her friends and a brilliant problem solver."

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Ooh, stop it!

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APPLAUSE

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And you can keep it.

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-Oh, no. That's OK. Just put it on the shelf with the others.

-Really?

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Yeah, it's nice having a back story,

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but where you come from doesn't mean everything, does it?

0:26:060:26:09

No, I suppose not.

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Could you just put a bit in there

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about me having a better horse than Alexia? Thanks.

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I am SO sorry. I don't know what happened.

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What are we going to have for dinner tonight, now?

0:26:250:26:27

Well, don't worry. I've cooked up a little something instead.

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I call it "edible food."

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It's my own special recipe.

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It's chicken stew. Try some!

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Bleugh! Ah!

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No, I... I've just remembered I've got to go and get my pinny.

0:26:430:26:47

You've already got it on.

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Erm, yes, I need to get my... other one.

0:26:480:26:53

Everyone, look! I've got another present.

0:26:550:26:58

What is it? Oh, it's not from your uncle Vladimir again, is it?

0:26:590:27:02

Er, no. It's from my uncle Shane in Australia.

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Apparently it's a souvenir from the classic strategy game, Snake.

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Oh, it's empty! Oh, how annoying!

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HISSING

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What?

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SHE GASPS

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# Life's so great in a console space

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# Digitally here again

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# So much more than a pixel face

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