Episode 12 Richard Hammond's Blast Lab


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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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Hello, I'm Richard.

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Yeah, I built a body-morphing machine last night and it works!

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It's just not the most reliable of things.

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Anyway, I am Richard Hammond, and this is my Blast Lab!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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Today I have invited two teams to come along

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and take part in top-level, exciting scientific challenges.

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The winning team will walk off with a wheelbarrow full of prizes.

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Let's have a look at what's in store.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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And the good news is that my top-secret underground lab

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is guarded by a team of crack SAS soldiers.

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The bad news is, I cooked for them last night

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and now they're all off sick with food poisoning.

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That's the last time I try cooking nuclear chicken in a basket.

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But don't worry, I have invited the very next best thing.

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She's trained in all ancient forms of martial arts,

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because she is herself ancient.

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-She is my Ninja Nan!

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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Ninja Nan, thanks for standing in.

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Now, she looks fragile, but she is a fully-trained ninja.

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See? Nan, if you'd like to make your way to security.

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Nan. Nan? Nan!

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Sorry, Nan. if you'd like to make your way to security and settle in.

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There she goes! Look at that!

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Faster than a lightning bolt!

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Stronger than a bear!

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Right now, as sleepy as a sloth!

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It's further than it looks to the security centre there.

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It's about a mile. She'll be there soon!

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Nan, are you settled in...

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Oh, there she is, look, pulling her little ninja trolley, marvellous!

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It's good to know she's there to protect us from invaders.

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Oh, what has she got? Aah, knitting! Yes!

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She's now so good at karate that she's actually beyond a black belt,

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which is as far as you can go, technically,

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so she's knitting herself a new belt, beyond a black belt.

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OK, you carry on, Nan. Meanwhile, we're gonna meet the group of people who claim to be our teams for today.

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Let's have a look at you. Show yourselves!

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CHEERS AND SQUEALS

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Yes, yes, yes, audience, we're all very excited,

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if they are the Yellow Team. They could be anybody!

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Can't be too careful here - that's why we have security and Ninja Nan.

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Sorry, I have to make sure that you are who you say you are.

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Your names, please - I'll check them off on the list.

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-You are?

-Kristy!

-Katie!

-Alice!

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Kristy, Katie and Alice... yes, that checks out.

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Hidden talent, to prove you are who you say you are.

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-Alice, it's got your name here.

-Yes. I'm a gymnast.

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Really? You see, you say that!

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We can't be too sure and we can't be too careful.

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Prove it and you can come in.

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OK, fair enough, I'd say that that proves you're a gymnast -

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you're cleared through security. Come into the Blast Lab.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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Sorry about that, can't be too careful.

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Can't let just anybody in. Where have you all come from?

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Milton Keynes,

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and we are the Penguins!

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Wooh!

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Oh, you've got your own name and your own routine!

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You needn't have bothered - you're the Yellow Team.

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Let's meet the people who claim to be the Red Team

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you'll be playing against.

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Where are they? Show yourselves, chaps!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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OK. Now you say you're the Red Team for Blast Lab?

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Well, I need you to prove that, obviously.

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-What are your names, first of all?

-Stanley!

-Philip!

-Daniel!

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Stanley, Philip and Daniel? Yeah, that checks out.

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Hidden talent, it says all three of you are gonna prove

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you are who you say you are. How?

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-We're gonna rap.

-That's what it says here. OK, right, prove it, then!

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-BEATBOXES

-Bless you.

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RAPS: My name is Dan I am the man...

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-He's deflated!

-RAPS: My best mate Philip and my best mate Stan

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If you see us in the park or you see us in the street

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If you wanna meet the winners it's us you're gonna meet!

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Fair enough! That was a rap, I reckon so.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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That's all it took, you see!

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You have to prove who you are before I let you in.

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-Where have you come from?

-Kent...and we are the Golden Eagles!

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Well, you're very loud but you're the Red Team and that's final!

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Welcome to Blast Lab.

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Reds and Yellows, we're gonna be doing round one in a second,

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so go over there, get settled in.

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Good luck to both teams. I've noticed something.

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It's a boys' team and a girls' team today.

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I'm expecting the competition to be high.

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Right, let's bring on my assistant. He is so clever,

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the only thing higher than his IQ is the number on his milometer!

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It is of course, Oliver!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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Now this, this is Oliver's hi-tech state-of-the-art Fact Nav.

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All the facts in the world are stored in it. It's brilliant!

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Unfortunately, I fitted it, so it doesn't work. Well, not very well.

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Sometimes the facts are true sometimes they're false,

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so I need my two teams to decide which are true and which are false.

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Fortunately, Oliver is cleverer than me and he knows the answers anyway,

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so if it is true, he'll do this...

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SIRENS AND WHIRRS

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And if our science fact is false, he'll tell us by doing this...

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HORN BLARES

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OK. This, then, is Round One.

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Teams, your first chance to earn points here in the Blast Lab.

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Are you all settled and comfortable? Nervous?

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You all seem very calm.

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Daniel, you're the only one. Good luck!

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Here comes the first fact.

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Reds, you go first. I need you to tell me if this is true or false.

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Human eyes get bigger the colder the weather gets.

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At 20 degrees, they're the size of tennis balls.

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Have a chat, have a think. Audience, tell me, is that true or false?

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Audience, what do you think? Shout it out!

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AUDIENCE: False!

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Fairly clear decision from the audience, there.

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-False.

-You're going with false? Now is that because of what you believe,

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or did you listen to the audience?

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-False!

-What you believe? Do you all agree?

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-Yes.

-Are you all in agreement on that, Stanley?

-Yeah!

-Philip?

-Yeah.

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OK, OK. You think it's false? Oliver, is it true or false?

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-HORN BLARES

-It is false!

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That's a point to the Reds straightaway. Well done!

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Right, Yellows, your turn. This is your science fact.

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Is it true or false?

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Water can cut through steel. True or false?

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Have a chat, think about it, girls. Audience, is it true or false?

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What do you think? Is that true or false?

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Ooh, split the audience down the middle, that one!

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Everyone here thinks it's true,

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quite a few down there thinking it's false.

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Alice, Katie, Kristy, what do you think?

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You're the ones playing for a point. You're one behind already.

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-No pressure, just reminding you of that! What do you think?

-False!

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-You think it's...

-No, true; sorry!

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That was a quick mind-change from the girls' team!

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-Are you going with true?

-Yeah!

-Final answer?

-Yeah!

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-Not gonna change?

-No!

-Are you sure you're not gonna change?

-I'm sure!

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OK. Oliver, is it true or false?

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-SIREN AND WHIRRS

-It is true! Point to the Yellows!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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They actually use water jet tools to cut through metal

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and it goes at such a high pressure it's 30 times the speed of the water

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that you use to clean your car,

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so, if you ever get one of those water pressure jet tools,

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don't clean the car with it! You'll cut straight through it!

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Right, the third question.

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This is the one I don't need a true or false answer for.

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I need a proper answer. OK, teams?

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I'll give the points to the team that gets closest.

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It doesn't have to be bang-on. Here's the question.

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How many rivets hold up the Eiffel Tower in Paris?

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I know, it's easy! Sometimes I worry these are too easy.

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I know that your face there, Daniel, is telling me that it's too easy!

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Have a chat, have a chat! Teams, have a talk between you.

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Audience, anybody got a clue?

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I'm coming over to talk to you in this new health-conscious age.

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You'll think this is a pineapple, but what I've done here

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is very clever - it's also a microphone! Very hi-tech!

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It also counts as one of your five a day so it's...

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What do you think? How many rivets hold up the Eiffel Tower?

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-About 200,000.

-200,000?

-Yeah!

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-Do you know that, or is it a complete guess?

-Complete guess!

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If we're honest, what else could it be?

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-Maybe somebody who knows!

-Er...

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Does anybody here know the answer? Anybody been to the Eiffel Tower?

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-Yeah.

-Well, why didn't you count the rivets for us?!

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-How many did you think there were? You've seen it!

-About 8,000.

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8,000 rivets? Any advance on that? Any different answers? No?

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You're impressed with this, though, aren't you?

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You see it's the latest in fruit technology.

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I made it here in the Blast Lab. Just look at that.

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You'd never see the microphone, either.

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-Yes, how many do you think?

-A billion?

-A billion?

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We've got quite a range going on here.

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OK, I think it's time to see what our teams think.

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I can see scribbling going on so we're writing down answers, clearly.

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I'll put this pineapple microphone here -

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if anybody is from the world of marketing and wants to

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come and talk to me about taking it worldwide, it's there!

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OK, Reds, you've got an answer written down.

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Yellows, have you as well? OK, both teams turn your boards round.

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Show them all to us! Let's have a look at what you've got.

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Reds have gone for 5,000,

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Yellows, 9,500.

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The actual answer is...

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fairly close.

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It's, er, two and a half million rivets,

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which means the point goes to the Yellow Team.

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-There you go!

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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Two and a half million! When they built it,

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you needed four men to put each rivet in

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because you had to heat it up and then a bloke had to hold it in place

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and then another bloke had to shape the head

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and another beat it in with a sledgehammer.

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Two and a half million of them!

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Right, so the scores now are...

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-Two-one to the Yellows!

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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That's all to come. Right now, it's time for Mini Science

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and our teams are gonna get practical.

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To help with this, please welcome

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my old science teacher from school, it is Mini Miss.

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-Good day, Richard.

-Good day, Miss. She taught me everything I know.

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That's not saying much, is it?

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Not really, especially not about time machines.

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I built a time machine to bring my science teacher here

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to Blast Lab from school and I messed it up.

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She's actually 65 but that's why she now looks ten years old!

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Luckily, though, she's as wise as ever she was.

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Of course I am! I know everything about nuclear physics!

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Indeed you do, Miss. So, what is today's experiment?

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Today we're going to be

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looking at the behaviour of light, using lasers.

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Right, does that stand for

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"Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation"?

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-Yes, that's right, Richard, well done!

-Good.

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What are we doing with lasers?

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Well, the teams are going to play a game called Prism Break

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and the aim of the game is to get the rat released from its cage.

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-This is a rat in here?

-Yes.

-Right, OK. How do they do that?

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The teams are going to have to fire a laser into the maze

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and then change its direction by using mirrors.

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Once it has reflected off the mirrors,

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it should reflect onto the prism,

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which will open the door to the cage and release the rat.

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The teams have to use all their mirrors available, though,

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and the team to release their rat first, wins the game.

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So it's a race? OK, the little mirrors -

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they've got to use all of these and I happen to have a laser here.

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So you can see how these reflect.

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So that's the laser just pointing against that end wall there

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and if I reflect it with the mirror, there you go, it's fairly simple -

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it bounces around the place, reflects off the mirror.

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The difficult bit is working your way through the maze with the laser.

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OK, well that sounds pretty simple.

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Teams, if you'd like to get into position and ready,

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Mini Miss and I will step out of your way

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because I think there's going to be some competition, Miss.

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Boys' team, girls' team. Both teams wanna win.

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OK, teams, you have, well, as long as it takes.

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It is a straight race, after all, and that race starts...

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Now!

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This is not as easy as it looks.

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Actually, it does look quite difficult, and it is,

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especially as the room seems to be filling with smoke,

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which might help us see the lasers, but very little else!

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Not that very long ago, lasers were only ever seen in sci-fi movies.

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Now they're everywhere, places you wouldn't expect to see them.

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The machine that scans the barcode in the supermarket, that's a laser.

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They seal wounds in surgery with lasers

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and they cut through metal with lasers.

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They can be small, like the one in a CD player,

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or they can be very, very big.

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The most powerful laser in the world can exert a pressure

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the equivalent of ten aircraft carriers balanced on your thumb,

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so it's best to be careful!

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How are we doing? How's it going, Reds?

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-Reds, how's it going?

-Not well!

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-Why not? Struggling?

-Yep.

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I thought you guys had made a plan?

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-We had, but it's not working!

-OK, OK.

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-Yellows, how are you doing?

-Not very well!

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Yep, they've messed up. I'm gonna get out of their way.

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Have they done it?

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The Red Team have done it!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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The Red Team solved the maze and released their rat,

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which takes the score to two-all.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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All that we've just done was based on light reflecting off objects

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but things can do something else with light. They can absorb it.

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And that calls for another experiment, only this time,

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I think we should have a bigger laser.

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We're going under the cover of darkness.

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Because that's where we keep our special Blast Lab laser pen.

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No normal person would be stupid enough to operate this equipment

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so we've brought in our very own laser lab rat,

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expertly trained and infinitely replaceable,

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to conduct the experiment.

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We're going to find out what happens when you fire a laser beam

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at different coloured balloons.

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Firstly, a red balloon.

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In scientific terms, it's gone bang.

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Now, a green balloon.

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By scientific comparison, it hasn't gone bang.

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This is down to colour absorption.

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We see a green balloon as green

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because it absorbs all the colours except for green.

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And it's the same for the red balloon -

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this absorbs all the colours except for red,

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and because our laser is green,

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this means when our laser is shone on the green balloon,

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it's not absorbed and the balloon doesn't pop,

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but when our green laser is shone on the red balloon,

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it is absorbed, heating up the balloon until it goes bang!

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Let's try one more experiment, with the help of this laser expert.

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Hello. I'm a laser expert.

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He's going to fire a laser at two red balloons.

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One is being held by a teddy bear behind a red plastic screen

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and the other by this handsome young chap behind a green screen.

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And he's going to blast them with this giant laser machine.

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It gives out as much power as a nuclear power station

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in just a billionth of a second

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and it's so bright that without protection,

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it will make everyone in the building go permanently blind.

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So with anti-blindness goggles on, we're ready for action.

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OK, hold that experiment right there. It's a draw right now -

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two points to the Reds, two points to the Yellows.

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For an extra point, what happens now? Which balloon bursts?

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Does either balloon burst?

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Maybe neither balloon bursts, maybe they both burst?

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Have a quick chat, think what might be about to happen.

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Audience, anybody got any clue?

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You saw what happened to a red balloon and a green balloon,

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they're both behind screens. What do we think?

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Hang on!

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I shall bring my amazing pineapple microphone down there...yes?

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I think the one with the teddy bear is gonna burst because it's...

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Because it's red and the one with the man

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is not gonna burst because the man's green.

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But we're behind the screens, remember, that's what changed here.

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I think the teddy bear was a red herring, if you see what I mean.

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Any other answers over here?

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Let's have a think. Anybody got any ideas? Have you got any ideas?

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-Yeah, I have.

-It's all right, I can hold it, don't worry.

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-I think basically that the green one might pop as well.

-Why?

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Because like it's a stronger laser, and...

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-You think that the stronger laser might make a difference?

-Yeah.

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-OK.

-I think that what might happen, though,

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if you get another different-coloured laser it might burst the green one.

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But I think this might be the same colour, be another green one.

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But you've obviously been paying attention down here. Yes?

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I think the balloon teddy bear is gonna pop,

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but the one behind the green screen isn't.

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Hang on. Do you think the teddy bear

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-has got anything to do with this, or is it just...?

-OK, the balloon!

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Right, OK, OK. Well, let's find out what our teams think.

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No, the teddy bear.

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-You think the teddy bear's gonna blow up?

-No!

-Well, it might!

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Teams, have we come to conclusions?

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-Yeah.

-What do you think, Reds?

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-Both!

-Both.

-You think both are gonna explode?

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-I think the green one.

-You think the green one?

-The green screen.

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OK. So Reds think both are gonna go, Yellows think the green balloon.

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Before this becomes too complicated and confusing, let's have a look.

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Let's find out.

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OK, it's the balloon behind the red screen first.

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Stand by.

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Ready...aim...

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Fire!

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Nothing! Zilch!

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The red screen has absorbed the green laser.

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Let's try the one behind the green screen.

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Ready...aim...

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Fire!

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That's more like it!

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Our green laser has not been absorbed by the green screen

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and has passed through to burst the red balloon,

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while the other balloon remains intact.

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Well, that result then is a point for the Yellows.

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That means it's at 3-2 to the Yellows

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and it's time for us to move on towards the final test,

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the Messy Messy Mess Test.

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Both teams go off and get changed into their protective outfits.

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Because it's time for all of us to get messy,

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for the Messy Messy Mess Test.

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Which today is the Gungy Bungy, featuring my Blast Lab Catapults,

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originally designed and built by me for airborne cat transportation,

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and a complete disaster. However, we've found a better use for them.

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Today, we're gonna use them for propelling projectiles

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across the Toxic Tank to the Prize Zone beyond,

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and that's a clue because that, teams, is what you've got to do.

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Get as many of these as you possibly can - Prize Pods -

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into the Prize Zone on the other side of the tank.

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But this being Blast Lab, there is, of course, a twist.

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Each team has one of its members representing them

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standing here in the Toxic Tank. Are you OK there? Comfortable?

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Good, good! Lab Rat, have you got it yet, by the way?

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Not caught it? Yeah!

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Late last night I saw a fin and probably some claws,

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pincers maybe, a lot of teeth.

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Forget it, we've got to get on with the game. Don't worry!

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Just don't go beyond this tape.

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That's there for your own safety and probably its.

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What you have to do is get as many of these Prize Pods

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over the tank past these guys,

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because you've got two jobs in the tank there,

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because one of your jobs is to stop the opposing team's Prize Pods

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as they go over the tank, knock them out the tank.

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Your other job is to collect your team's Prize Pods if they fall in,

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return them to these baskets so they can be fired once again,

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try and get them in the Prize Zone.

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The winning team is whoever gets the most Prize Pods into that zone,

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and you will get to take home all the prizes written on them -

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things like Plug & Play electronics, Bionic Helicopter, MP3 player.

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Every team member will take those home. The losing team...won't.

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Now, Yellows, you are in the lead on points right now,

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so you get to start first.

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Your points have brought you a five-second advantage, OK?

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When you hear the first siren, you start.

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Reds, wait until you hear the second siren, then you start.

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You have Some Time to get as many Prize Pods across the Toxic Tank

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as you can and that Some Time starts...now!

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So, it's the Yellows who have the advantage in today's game.

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I think that's the highest Prize Pod shot I've ever seen in my life!

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It's possibly also the most inaccurate shot

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I've ever seen as well, ever!

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The Red pods seem to be drawn to the Prize Zone like moths to a flame,

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but I can see a number of Yellows as well,

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so we have a real match on our hands today!

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A perfectly balanced game!

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Maybe I spoke too soon -

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another crazy sky shot from the Yellows!

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The teams showing us the importance of wearing safety helmets today!

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Meanwhile, the Reds are keeping up the pressure

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with a sustained barrage of pods overhead.

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They are a machine!

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And the Reds are about to load their final pod.

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And there he flies!

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And it's bang on target! The Reds are celebrating already!

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The Yellows are frantic! Do they have enough Some Time to draw level?

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I think we have our answer.

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Time's up!

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Time is up and I think from the reactions, we can guess the results.

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Let's find out which team has won.

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How many have the Yellows got? 5 for the Yellow Team.

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The Reds, how many have they got?

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10 for the Red Team!

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That means the Red Team are the winners!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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So Reds, these are the prizes each of you will be taking home with you.

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You will each be taking home...

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Ready, Nan?

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A crystal growing kit.

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An X-Twin Jet.

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Transforming Robots.

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MP3 Player.

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A bionic helicopter.

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Horrible Science book.

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Plug & play electronics.

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20 Questions.

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Lunar eclipse bedroom light.

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And night vision goggles.

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Every one of those for you!

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In short, everything in the Blast Lab, apart from the Lab Rats,

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which I'll be stuck with. Right, Yellows, this is slightly trickier,

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because now we find out what you would have been taking home. Sorry!

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This is not a contented face, there. I'm sorry!

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Never mind! Let's see what you would have been taking home, but aren't!

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-OK. You would have been taking home MP3 player...

-Aww!

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Yeah, I know!

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-Plug and play electronics...

-Aww!

-Yep, yep, yep, yep.

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-Night vision goggles...

-Aww!

-Oh, the fun...

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-X-Twin Jet...

-Aww!

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-20 Questions, yep!

-Aww!

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But it's OK, Yellows, because instead of taking them home,

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-you're gonna blow them up!

-Whoo!

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It's time for Bidet Goes Bang!

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OK, well here we are, that strange moment once again.

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The Yellow Team are...all right.

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The Red Team, by contrast, are really quite happy,

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because you cleaned out my Blast Lab.

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These are all your prizes - congratulations, well played.

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You're taking just about everything

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but a couple of Lab Rats and my lab coat.

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All of those prizes are yours!

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Over here, Yellows, how are we feeling, team?

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A bit upset!

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Yeah, yeah, well yes, it's never brilliant to lose.

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What went wrong in that game?

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Well, Katie couldn't reach it, and I didn't pull back far enough.

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It's not the easiest of games. I'm really sorry.

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-Who's gonna push the plunger?

-All of us!

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You're gonna do it together? Share the blame?

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I think that's probably best.

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Right then, toilets flush, baths gurgle, but bidets go bang!

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So, let's see it in action.

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It's loaded up with your prizes. Ready?

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Lift the plunger then please, girls, into the firing position.

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Don't press it until we've counted you down. Are we ready?

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Don't look at me like that, Kristy, please! Are we ready?

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5...4...3... 2...1!

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That's all we've got time for.

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We've had a good look at light and colour today -

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two things very close to my heart

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because when my Lab Rats leave the lights on overnight,

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it makes me see red! See you next time!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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Blast Lab was recorded before a live studio audience.

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Not one Lab Rat was harmed during the filming.

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it was most like seven... or was it eight?

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