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-Here, tell me if someone picks up. -No, but that's mine! | 0:58:02 | 0:58:05 | |
Sorry, Dees. I'm on a Perry popilicious mission to get tickets | 0:58:05 | 0:58:08 | |
-to the girl wonder's one night in Wembley. -She's bagging us | 0:58:08 | 0:58:11 | |
Katy Perry concert tickets. | 0:58:11 | 0:58:13 | |
Oh, my Lady Gaga! I just got through! | 0:58:13 | 0:58:17 | |
Now don't freak out, but there was no Vineleaf Vegan burgers. | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
I got you a Double-Double Meat Feast with extra buffalo. | 0:58:20 | 0:58:23 | |
Arrgh! | 0:58:23 | 0:58:25 | |
I knew the buffalo would tip her over the edge. | 0:58:25 | 0:58:27 | |
It's not that. It's Mega Myles, the Megatron. She's coming over! | 0:58:27 | 0:58:31 | |
MUSIC: "Smart Girls" by Weezer | 0:58:31 | 0:58:33 | |
-So? -So?! She's the new head girl | 0:58:37 | 0:58:40 | |
and I put my name in the ring to be her second in command. | 0:58:40 | 0:58:43 | |
-This could be it! -Guess who's top of the list | 0:58:43 | 0:58:45 | |
-to be my deputy? -Selina Gomez? | 0:58:45 | 0:58:48 | |
-WHIP CRACK -What? | 0:58:48 | 0:58:50 | |
Well, thankfully, rule 12 | 0:58:50 | 0:58:52 | |
in the official Head Girl Rule Book clearly states all candidates | 0:58:52 | 0:58:56 | |
have to be enrolled at our school. | 0:58:56 | 0:58:57 | |
So, barring a bolt from the blue, I want you... | 0:58:57 | 0:59:00 | |
One Chockalaka Celebration Shake, cos I just got | 0:59:00 | 0:59:03 | |
the last ticket in town! | 0:59:03 | 0:59:05 | |
I thought we agreed we'd never go see the K-ster without each other? | 0:59:07 | 0:59:10 | |
-Oh, come on. What did you expect me to do? -But, Perry! | 0:59:10 | 0:59:14 | |
You promised! | 0:59:14 | 0:59:16 | |
I'm officially huffing off. | 0:59:17 | 0:59:20 | |
An "excuse me" would have been nice. | 0:59:20 | 0:59:22 | |
That's what one normally does when one knocks a person over. | 0:59:22 | 0:59:25 | |
-Excuse yourself, lady! -Who is this irritating personage?! | 0:59:25 | 0:59:29 | |
Er, Dede's BFF, that's who. | 0:59:29 | 0:59:31 | |
And, if you want a picture of irritating... | 0:59:31 | 0:59:34 | |
-Hello! -What are you doing? | 0:59:34 | 0:59:37 | |
-It's just a joke. -I'm so sorry, Megan. | 0:59:37 | 0:59:40 | |
My friend has a very unique sense of humour. | 0:59:40 | 0:59:43 | |
So anyway, back to this deputy stuff. | 0:59:43 | 0:59:45 | |
-You were saying you want...? -You know what? | 0:59:45 | 0:59:48 | |
I think I might need another few days to make up my mind. | 0:59:48 | 0:59:51 | |
-No! But... -But nothing. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:52 | |
A good deputy is a patient one. | 0:59:52 | 0:59:54 | |
It's all about the kind of person you are. And the company you keep? | 0:59:54 | 0:59:59 | |
Sadie! You just totally messed up my chances of becoming deputy head girl. | 0:59:59 | 1:00:03 | |
She would've given me the gig | 1:00:03 | 1:00:05 | |
if you hadn't been so unbelievably rude to her. | 1:00:05 | 1:00:07 | |
OK, OK. Relax, Deeds. I'm sorry, all right? | 1:00:07 | 1:00:10 | |
No, not all right! Apology not accepted. | 1:00:10 | 1:00:12 | |
I'm tired of being let down by you all the time. | 1:00:12 | 1:00:16 | |
You lie, you cheat, you mess up everything. You even steal my shakes. | 1:00:16 | 1:00:20 | |
You're incredibly selfish and you only care about you! | 1:00:20 | 1:00:23 | |
That is so not true. | 1:00:23 | 1:00:25 | |
Prove it! Get me back into Megan's good books in the next 24 hours | 1:00:25 | 1:00:29 | |
and I might actually believe | 1:00:29 | 1:00:30 | |
you're a selfless, good and kind friend. For once! | 1:00:30 | 1:00:33 | |
Am I really that bad a BFF? | 1:00:33 | 1:00:35 | |
Talk to the hand, you Katy Perry double-crosser! | 1:00:35 | 1:00:39 | |
Oh, no. Actually I'm worse than that! | 1:00:39 | 1:00:42 | |
Fine, I'll do it. The Megatron is in the bag. | 1:00:42 | 1:00:44 | |
Prepare to be satisfied with selflessness! | 1:00:44 | 1:00:47 | |
You don't realise what a good and kind BFF I am, guys. | 1:00:47 | 1:00:49 | |
Mine! | 1:00:49 | 1:00:51 | |
Whoops! | 1:00:52 | 1:00:53 | |
# Won't somebody tell me why | 1:00:53 | 1:00:56 | |
# I'm always surrounded by boys? | 1:00:56 | 1:00:59 | |
# Give me a break | 1:00:59 | 1:01:01 | |
# They've got attitude, Kind of cute | 1:01:01 | 1:01:03 | |
# But when they're in trouble, Tricks are good | 1:01:03 | 1:01:06 | |
# To save the day, to save the day | 1:01:06 | 1:01:08 | |
# I'd love another girl Around the place | 1:01:08 | 1:01:11 | |
# Could you be her? | 1:01:11 | 1:01:13 | |
# Someone to back me up so I always have the last word | 1:01:13 | 1:01:16 | |
# I guess it's hard To be the only girl | 1:01:16 | 1:01:18 | |
# In a boys' world | 1:01:18 | 1:01:22 | |
# Girl, girl | 1:01:22 | 1:01:23 | |
# In a boys'... | 1:01:23 | 1:01:25 | |
# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive | 1:01:25 | 1:01:27 | |
# Mental attitude | 1:01:27 | 1:01:29 | |
# Understanding, kind of sensitive | 1:01:29 | 1:01:32 | |
# Don't want gratitude | 1:01:32 | 1:01:33 | |
# I just don't want to be The only girl | 1:01:33 | 1:01:37 | |
# In a boys' world. # | 1:01:37 | 1:01:38 | |
Hey! Who wants to play Ninja Warlord: Return Of The Camutan? | 1:01:38 | 1:01:44 | |
-What's going on here? -Er, nothing? | 1:01:44 | 1:01:47 | |
Knitting. | 1:01:47 | 1:01:48 | |
Knitting?! That is like so nafftastic! | 1:01:48 | 1:01:52 | |
-No, it's not. -Yeah, it is! I hate it, but I've got to do it | 1:01:52 | 1:01:55 | |
as part of my arts and crafts assignment. | 1:01:55 | 1:01:57 | |
And I'm helping Jakey Baby. | 1:01:57 | 1:01:59 | |
My Nicolson says we have to knit an entire jumper. | 1:01:59 | 1:02:02 | |
It's going to take forever! | 1:02:02 | 1:02:04 | |
Who cares what SHE says? | 1:02:04 | 1:02:06 | |
Put down the needles, it's Ninja Warlord O'clock! | 1:02:06 | 1:02:08 | |
We haven't got time for that. This is a very technical craft. | 1:02:08 | 1:02:12 | |
It takes ages to master it. | 1:02:12 | 1:02:14 | |
Not like a dumb-dumb like you would understand. | 1:02:14 | 1:02:17 | |
Who you calling a dumb-dumb? Dumb-dumb! | 1:02:17 | 1:02:20 | |
-I could knit if I wanted to. -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. | 1:02:20 | 1:02:23 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah! | 1:02:23 | 1:02:25 | |
Show me what you've got! | 1:02:25 | 1:02:27 | |
-Boss, I've got a major problem. -Yeah, you and me both. | 1:02:32 | 1:02:36 | |
I promised Bobby, the local bobby, I'd fix his flashing light. | 1:02:36 | 1:02:40 | |
But the instructions are in Japanese. I haven't a clue. | 1:02:40 | 1:02:43 | |
I've got a real crisis here, Steve. Natalie... | 1:02:43 | 1:02:46 | |
-my new girlfriend... -Ah. | 1:02:46 | 1:02:49 | |
..has asked me to go to a pool party. | 1:02:49 | 1:02:52 | |
Anyway, the flashing light. If you can just pass me that spanner. | 1:02:54 | 1:02:58 | |
-No, you don't understand. -No, YOU don't understand. | 1:02:58 | 1:03:00 | |
This is a big job. | 1:03:00 | 1:03:01 | |
If I don't fix it, Bobby can't get back on the beat. | 1:03:01 | 1:03:04 | |
If Bobby can't get back on the beat, then the burglars can't beat Bobby. | 1:03:04 | 1:03:07 | |
Either way, it's way more important than you not being able to swim. | 1:03:07 | 1:03:11 | |
-I CAN swim... -Well... | 1:03:11 | 1:03:13 | |
..as long as I wear my armbands. HE LAUGHS | 1:03:13 | 1:03:16 | |
Oh, my Lord. | 1:03:16 | 1:03:18 | |
-You not going to let me get on with this till I help you, are you? -No. | 1:03:18 | 1:03:22 | |
All right. OK. | 1:03:22 | 1:03:23 | |
I'll give you 20 seconds. | 1:03:24 | 1:03:27 | |
Now, it seems to me that you CAN swim, | 1:03:27 | 1:03:31 | |
so you don't actually need your armbands. | 1:03:31 | 1:03:33 | |
It's like me and these Japanese instructions. | 1:03:33 | 1:03:36 | |
I could've told Bobby that I couldn't fix his light | 1:03:36 | 1:03:38 | |
because I couldn't read them, but did I? | 1:03:38 | 1:03:40 | |
No. I just ditched them, manned up and took the job. | 1:03:40 | 1:03:45 | |
That's exactly what you're going to do. | 1:03:45 | 1:03:47 | |
You're going to learn to swim without your armbands. | 1:03:47 | 1:03:50 | |
-But... -20 seconds are up. | 1:03:50 | 1:03:53 | |
Yeah, but... POLICE SIREN WAILS | 1:03:53 | 1:03:55 | |
Three diner doughnut dippers and a double decker baguette. | 1:03:59 | 1:04:02 | |
Carbs, on a weekday? What gives? | 1:04:02 | 1:04:05 | |
-Katy Perry's sold out! I need a pick-me-up. -Oh! | 1:04:05 | 1:04:08 | |
What, Katy Perry's musical concert? | 1:04:08 | 1:04:11 | |
-I prefer the term cultural event of the year. -More like snorefest! | 1:04:11 | 1:04:16 | |
I'm a close and personal friend of the Perry's PR manager. | 1:04:17 | 1:04:20 | |
He always sends me backstage passes, tickets, | 1:04:20 | 1:04:23 | |
whenever there's a concert, but I never go. | 1:04:23 | 1:04:27 | |
Are you insane?! The Perry is perfect. Please take me with you! | 1:04:27 | 1:04:31 | |
I cannot bring myself to sit through that tuneless guff! | 1:04:31 | 1:04:35 | |
Pretty please with an extra kitty-cat on top? | 1:04:36 | 1:04:39 | |
Say yes, say yes, say yes! | 1:04:39 | 1:04:41 | |
Fine. | 1:04:41 | 1:04:42 | |
-So long as... -Yay! Go Kitty Cat, go Kitty Cat. | 1:04:42 | 1:04:47 | |
-Don't say a word to Sass. -Oh, never mind her. What about...? -Zip it! | 1:04:47 | 1:04:52 | |
Talk about the perfect Perry payback. | 1:04:52 | 1:04:55 | |
Thinks she's all that, getting the last ticket? | 1:04:55 | 1:04:57 | |
I'll show her who's the Perrymeister when I go backstage on the night. | 1:04:57 | 1:05:01 | |
Kit? I just wanted to say, about the whole ticket situation, I just... | 1:05:01 | 1:05:04 | |
Oh, don't give it another thought, girlfriend. You go, enjoy yourself! | 1:05:04 | 1:05:08 | |
-I'll wave to you from the wings. -What? -Nothing! | 1:05:08 | 1:05:11 | |
-So, what's new in Sadieworld? -Selflessness, that's what. | 1:05:11 | 1:05:15 | |
I've decided to push my pride aside | 1:05:15 | 1:05:16 | |
and apologise to Megan for all the, um... | 1:05:16 | 1:05:19 | |
stupid things I did. | 1:05:19 | 1:05:21 | |
I'm sure that'll get Dede in her good books as a shoo-in for deputy. | 1:05:21 | 1:05:25 | |
Looks like someone's got it worked out. | 1:05:25 | 1:05:27 | |
I like to think so. | 1:05:27 | 1:05:29 | |
MUSIC: "Smart Girls" by Weezer | 1:05:29 | 1:05:30 | |
Oh, my geez, it's the Megatron. Hey, Megan. Remember me? | 1:05:30 | 1:05:34 | |
Uh-oh! Looks like there a little bit of trouble in Nerd Town. Bon luck. | 1:05:34 | 1:05:40 | |
She just didn't see me, did she? | 1:05:40 | 1:05:42 | |
As head girl, naturally I've been asked to man the snack stall | 1:05:42 | 1:05:45 | |
at the library fundrasier. | 1:05:45 | 1:05:47 | |
Now, what do you think of microwaveable cheese strings? | 1:05:47 | 1:05:51 | |
Boil-in-the-bag bhaji balls? Come on, guys. | 1:05:51 | 1:05:55 | |
This stuff needs to sell like hot cakes. | 1:05:55 | 1:05:58 | |
So, why don't you sell hot cakes? Or, more specifically, cupcakes. | 1:05:58 | 1:06:02 | |
Rule 23 in the Head Girl Rule Book states, | 1:06:02 | 1:06:04 | |
"The head girl has to make all head-girl-related decisions." | 1:06:04 | 1:06:07 | |
Man, this chick likes her rules. | 1:06:07 | 1:06:09 | |
OK, so why don't you decide to sell cupcakes? | 1:06:09 | 1:06:14 | |
-I mean, they're like way popular. -Says you! | 1:06:14 | 1:06:17 | |
Hands up who lies cupcakes! | 1:06:17 | 1:06:19 | |
-ALL: -Yeah! | 1:06:19 | 1:06:22 | |
But how are we going to bake them? I know nothing about cupcakes. | 1:06:22 | 1:06:26 | |
Chill-a-mungo, my BFF Dede would love to help. | 1:06:26 | 1:06:29 | |
They don't call her Dede "The Baker" Baxter for nothing! | 1:06:29 | 1:06:32 | |
-But I've never made a cupcake in my entire life! -Really? | 1:06:32 | 1:06:36 | |
I thought you did a cookery course last year? | 1:06:36 | 1:06:38 | |
Yes, on how to make sushi. | 1:06:38 | 1:06:41 | |
Did you honestly think making a few cupcakes | 1:06:41 | 1:06:44 | |
would get me back into Megan's good books? | 1:06:44 | 1:06:46 | |
-But, I just thought... -No, you didn't think. | 1:06:46 | 1:06:48 | |
-That's why you just made everything a billion times worse, Sass! -Nu-huh! | 1:06:48 | 1:06:53 | |
I was just trying to prove what a good, kind and selfless friend I am. | 1:06:53 | 1:06:57 | |
-You can't throw me at the first hurdle! -You threw yourself! | 1:06:57 | 1:07:00 | |
Oh, come on, Deeds. I'm on it this time. All over it, in fact. | 1:07:00 | 1:07:05 | |
Just give me a chance. I promise this is going to work. | 1:07:05 | 1:07:08 | |
It has to, cos I have absolutely no alternative! | 1:07:08 | 1:07:12 | |
I'm not going to lie to you - it's going to be tough, | 1:07:15 | 1:07:18 | |
especially since I've never baked anything... | 1:07:18 | 1:07:21 | |
in my life...ever! | 1:07:21 | 1:07:22 | |
But I reckon with dedication and exploration, | 1:07:22 | 1:07:27 | |
there's a way we can make these cupcakes cupcakealicious. Agreed? | 1:07:27 | 1:07:32 | |
Ta and, indeed, da. | 1:07:45 | 1:07:48 | |
Not bad for a first batch, eh? | 1:07:48 | 1:07:50 | |
No, not those burnt ones! These ones! | 1:07:50 | 1:07:53 | |
Read it and weep, Imogen. The Danster is a natural with the needles. | 1:07:58 | 1:08:02 | |
OK, fine. I admit it. | 1:08:02 | 1:08:04 | |
Your cable stitch is sublime. | 1:08:04 | 1:08:06 | |
Argh! I just don't get it. | 1:08:06 | 1:08:10 | |
What's not to get? | 1:08:10 | 1:08:12 | |
Just knit one, purl two. | 1:08:12 | 1:08:13 | |
Knit one, purl two. | 1:08:13 | 1:08:15 | |
-Loop to the end, then turn. -DANCE HALL MUSIC | 1:08:16 | 1:08:21 | |
-RECORD SCRATCHES -Wait a minute. Are you... | 1:08:21 | 1:08:23 | |
ENJOYING this? | 1:08:23 | 1:08:24 | |
Are you kidding?! | 1:08:24 | 1:08:26 | |
It's rubbish. Totalistically nafftastic. | 1:08:26 | 1:08:29 | |
In fact, I never want to knit again in my whole, entire life. | 1:08:29 | 1:08:32 | |
Just a simple "no" would have done. | 1:08:32 | 1:08:34 | |
Hey, Miss V. Nice flicks. | 1:08:39 | 1:08:41 | |
Loving the dress. Is that a new suit in noir? | 1:08:41 | 1:08:45 | |
So, have you got that ticket? I'll meet you there. | 1:08:45 | 1:08:48 | |
HE GASPS Ah-ah-ah. Not so fast, kitty-cat. | 1:08:48 | 1:08:51 | |
We haven't even discussed terms yet. | 1:08:51 | 1:08:53 | |
Nobody said anything about terms. | 1:08:53 | 1:08:56 | |
What are terms? | 1:08:56 | 1:08:57 | |
You don't get something for nothing. | 1:08:57 | 1:09:00 | |
So, what are you going to give me for the ticket? | 1:09:00 | 1:09:03 | |
I hear your faux-French polish pedicure is to die for. | 1:09:03 | 1:09:07 | |
HE GROANS | 1:09:07 | 1:09:09 | |
Put down your rule-book and read my lips. | 1:09:09 | 1:09:12 | |
-This little lot are Dede-licious. -Don't do it! | 1:09:12 | 1:09:14 | |
Can I just say, I know this entire situation is simply... | 1:09:15 | 1:09:19 | |
Remarkable! Looks like you've excelled yourself, Baxter. | 1:09:19 | 1:09:22 | |
Ah, right. Well, um... | 1:09:22 | 1:09:25 | |
-I try my best! -Does she ever?! | 1:09:25 | 1:09:27 | |
This girl here can turn her hand to anything, can't you? | 1:09:27 | 1:09:30 | |
In fact, I'm amazed she isn't in pole position | 1:09:30 | 1:09:33 | |
for that deputy head girl role. | 1:09:33 | 1:09:34 | |
How unsubtle. | 1:09:34 | 1:09:36 | |
Agreed. Dede? You're back in the running. | 1:09:36 | 1:09:38 | |
Unsubtle works for me. | 1:09:38 | 1:09:40 | |
In fact, you're neck-and-neck with my only other choice. | 1:09:40 | 1:09:43 | |
-And that would be...? -You, dummy! | 1:09:43 | 1:09:45 | |
-What? -What? -I mean, it's great to have practical skills like Dede, | 1:09:45 | 1:09:49 | |
but you had the idea, and that's also what I want - | 1:09:49 | 1:09:52 | |
a creative-thinking problem-solver. | 1:09:52 | 1:09:54 | |
Thankfully, I don't have to make my mind up until tomorrow. | 1:09:54 | 1:09:58 | |
Keep up the good work, girls. | 1:09:58 | 1:10:00 | |
-This is a disaster. -Well, you're telling me. | 1:10:05 | 1:10:08 | |
Bobby the bobby's going to bang me up if I don't get this sorted, | 1:10:08 | 1:10:11 | |
and there's no way that this light fits on to this car. | 1:10:11 | 1:10:14 | |
I'm talking about not being able to swim without my armbands. | 1:10:14 | 1:10:17 | |
I have tried everything bar glue and rope. | 1:10:17 | 1:10:20 | |
-HE SPEAKS OVER RADIO -'PC Woods to DI Jenkins, | 1:10:22 | 1:10:25 | |
'this is not about you, it's about me.' | 1:10:25 | 1:10:27 | |
I tried everything in that swimming pool. Breaststroke, butterfly... | 1:10:27 | 1:10:32 | |
doggy paddle, | 1:10:32 | 1:10:33 | |
but nothing works without my wings. | 1:10:33 | 1:10:35 | |
-HE SNIGGERS -Sorry. | 1:10:35 | 1:10:37 | |
I tried to man up, but I let myself down. | 1:10:37 | 1:10:40 | |
ARMBAND POPS AND HISSES... | 1:10:43 | 1:10:44 | |
AND DEFLATES | 1:10:44 | 1:10:46 | |
-What, a bit like that? -Boss, this is serious. | 1:10:46 | 1:10:48 | |
Natalie's going to think I'm a right Muppet wearing... | 1:10:48 | 1:10:51 | |
-LIGHT CASING CLATTERS -Oh... | 1:10:51 | 1:10:54 | |
Nonsense. Look, | 1:10:54 | 1:10:56 | |
sometimes there's more to being a man than just manning up. | 1:10:56 | 1:11:00 | |
Sometimes it takes a big guy to admit that he can't do something. | 1:11:00 | 1:11:05 | |
I definitely can't sort out that flashing nonsense. | 1:11:05 | 1:11:08 | |
Now, you go, you take these armbands... | 1:11:08 | 1:11:12 | |
-ORCHESTRAL MUSIC SWELLS -..and you wear them with pride. | 1:11:12 | 1:11:14 | |
-Are you kidding? I'll look stupid. -No. You look in control. | 1:11:14 | 1:11:18 | |
Oh, yes. | 1:11:18 | 1:11:19 | |
The Keithmeister - he's no backseat driver. | 1:11:19 | 1:11:22 | |
He's got his pedal to the metal, he's got his gear in gear | 1:11:22 | 1:11:25 | |
and he's gliding up that pool wearing these wings with pride. | 1:11:25 | 1:11:29 | |
Yeah? Now, when I go and tell Bobby | 1:11:30 | 1:11:32 | |
that that flashing light has flummoxed me, | 1:11:32 | 1:11:35 | |
you go and you show those pool people | 1:11:35 | 1:11:38 | |
how to party with a pair of armbands! | 1:11:38 | 1:11:41 | |
-MUSIC FINISHES -Boss, you're right. I'm going to. | 1:11:41 | 1:11:44 | |
I will. You watch me fly. | 1:11:44 | 1:11:46 | |
-Oh, yes. -I mean, swim. -Yeah. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:49 | |
-See ya. -Yeah. | 1:11:49 | 1:11:51 | |
Right. One more time. | 1:11:51 | 1:11:53 | |
-Boss, do we have a puncture repair kit? -Out! | 1:11:53 | 1:11:55 | |
You're going to have to talk to me sometime. Or just hang up. | 1:12:02 | 1:12:06 | |
Wait a second - have you already hung up? | 1:12:06 | 1:12:09 | |
Ooh, I don't want to talk to you. | 1:12:09 | 1:12:11 | |
I can't believe you're in the running to be deputy head girl. | 1:12:11 | 1:12:13 | |
Um, that's the point - neither can I. But we can sort this. | 1:12:13 | 1:12:17 | |
I'll just tell Megan I don't want the job. | 1:12:17 | 1:12:19 | |
Like you could even do the job. You wouldn't know where to start. | 1:12:19 | 1:12:22 | |
Uh, well, clearly I would, since I'm a creative-thinking problem-solver. | 1:12:22 | 1:12:26 | |
BELL RINGS More a non-thinking problem-creator. | 1:12:26 | 1:12:29 | |
-DING -Well, I can't be that bad, | 1:12:29 | 1:12:30 | |
considering I got you back in her good books and back in the running. | 1:12:30 | 1:12:34 | |
DING If it wasn't for your stupidity, | 1:12:34 | 1:12:36 | |
I would never have been OUT of the running. | 1:12:36 | 1:12:38 | |
-DING -Oh, my Lady Gaga. | 1:12:38 | 1:12:40 | |
You think I'm too dumb to be deputy head girl, don't you? | 1:12:40 | 1:12:43 | |
DING I didn't say that. | 1:12:43 | 1:12:44 | |
-DING -You didn't have to. You know what? | 1:12:44 | 1:12:46 | |
-You always underestimate me. -But... -Well, not any more. | 1:12:46 | 1:12:49 | |
As of now, I am officially up for being Megatron's number two. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:52 | |
-Prepare to be de-deputised, Dede. -DING | 1:12:52 | 1:12:54 | |
Bring it. DING | 1:12:54 | 1:12:55 | |
-Here, let me take that for you. -On it! | 1:12:58 | 1:13:01 | |
-Uh, thanks, girls? -Come, take a load off. | 1:13:01 | 1:13:04 | |
-A latte for the lady! -OK, what's going on? | 1:13:04 | 1:13:06 | |
Nothing. Just showing you what life will be like when I'm your... | 1:13:06 | 1:13:09 | |
-second in command. -Save it, Sass. | 1:13:09 | 1:13:11 | |
There's only one Deputy Dede, here. | 1:13:11 | 1:13:14 | |
Save it yourself, sister. Trust me, if you go with this one, | 1:13:14 | 1:13:18 | |
-it will be percentages over people, all the time. -Says HER. | 1:13:18 | 1:13:22 | |
The only people she's interested in are the front page of Scandalicious, | 1:13:22 | 1:13:25 | |
along with a free sachet of naff nail-polish for your pet pooch. | 1:13:25 | 1:13:29 | |
Oh, that is rich! | 1:13:29 | 1:13:31 | |
Dede knows nothing about popular culture. | 1:13:31 | 1:13:33 | |
She thinks Chipmunk is a small, furry animal! | 1:13:33 | 1:13:36 | |
When clearly he's a rapper. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:38 | |
Says HER. Sadie thinks the Hadron Particle Collider | 1:13:38 | 1:13:41 | |
is a ride at Babington Towers! | 1:13:41 | 1:13:43 | |
I don't want to hear your opinions on each other, | 1:13:43 | 1:13:46 | |
I want to hear what each of YOU has to offer ME, | 1:13:46 | 1:13:48 | |
and, as rule 47 in the head girl rule-book clearly states, | 1:13:48 | 1:13:51 | |
you'll have to do this by preparing a 1,000 word essay | 1:13:51 | 1:13:54 | |
-on why I should pick you. -Done. -Done. | 1:13:54 | 1:13:57 | |
No way. Kit would never do anything that gross. | 1:14:06 | 1:14:09 | |
Who told you to stop, tootsie boy? | 1:14:10 | 1:14:12 | |
Work my piggies faster! | 1:14:12 | 1:14:14 | |
But I've already got finger burn. | 1:14:14 | 1:14:16 | |
Who cares? I'm going to have my bunions buffed after this. | 1:14:16 | 1:14:19 | |
Bunions? You can get a life. | 1:14:19 | 1:14:22 | |
It's your choice, but remember... | 1:14:22 | 1:14:24 | |
The bunions get you backstage. | 1:14:24 | 1:14:27 | |
OK. Who wants to play Ninja Warlord: The Return Of Kamutan 2? | 1:14:33 | 1:14:38 | |
All right, Jakester? Jakey boy? The Jake-atron? | 1:14:38 | 1:14:41 | |
-What's going on? -Going on? I don't know what you mean. | 1:14:41 | 1:14:44 | |
-Are you hiding something? -Me? | 1:14:44 | 1:14:47 | |
As if. Good one! | 1:14:47 | 1:14:49 | |
-SOMETHING CLATTERS -What's behind the chair? | 1:14:49 | 1:14:52 | |
Um... It's Roger. | 1:14:52 | 1:14:55 | |
And he's ill. Feeling really poorly. | 1:14:55 | 1:14:57 | |
Doesn't want to be disturbed, do you, Rog? | 1:14:57 | 1:15:00 | |
-HE THUMPS TYRES -Ruff. | 1:15:00 | 1:15:02 | |
Oh. OK, you want to play in the lounge, then? | 1:15:02 | 1:15:05 | |
Sorry, no can do. Really busy. | 1:15:05 | 1:15:08 | |
Flat out. | 1:15:08 | 1:15:09 | |
Looking after Roger. | 1:15:09 | 1:15:12 | |
-See you, then. -What's this doing here? | 1:15:12 | 1:15:16 | |
Um...Imogen must have left it. | 1:15:16 | 1:15:18 | |
You know what girls are like. Heads like sieves. | 1:15:18 | 1:15:21 | |
Bye. | 1:15:23 | 1:15:25 | |
Heads like sieves?! | 1:15:27 | 1:15:29 | |
Insult me again and our little secret | 1:15:29 | 1:15:32 | |
won't stay secret for much longer. | 1:15:32 | 1:15:34 | |
'So, yeah. If you pick me, Megatron, | 1:15:39 | 1:15:41 | |
'there is no way you'll be sorrylicious, | 1:15:41 | 1:15:43 | |
'because A, I'm totally great to be around, | 1:15:43 | 1:15:45 | |
'and B, I can give you some seriously top fashion tips, | 1:15:45 | 1:15:48 | |
'and C, I'm, like, insanely... | 1:15:48 | 1:15:50 | |
..organised. | 1:15:56 | 1:15:57 | |
Hmm. Not bad. How many words is that? | 1:15:57 | 1:16:00 | |
Oh, 35?! Deeds is going to make mincemeat out of me. | 1:16:00 | 1:16:03 | |
"And so, as an addendum to my 1,000 word argument above, | 1:16:04 | 1:16:09 | |
"I say to you, what is a deputy? | 1:16:09 | 1:16:12 | |
"An elbow to an arm. A hinge to a door. | 1:16:12 | 1:16:16 | |
"Fuel to a jet-plane and so much more. | 1:16:16 | 1:16:19 | |
"I'll be your rock, your sounding board and your devoted servant." | 1:16:19 | 1:16:24 | |
Very nice. | 1:16:26 | 1:16:27 | |
Beat that, Jenkster. | 1:16:28 | 1:16:31 | |
See what I mean? | 1:16:32 | 1:16:34 | |
What do you mean all the Katy Perry tickets are gone?! | 1:16:34 | 1:16:36 | |
You realise you're talking to the head girl | 1:16:36 | 1:16:39 | |
of the Heather Chandler Memorial School here, don't you? | 1:16:39 | 1:16:41 | |
And the head girl rule-book states categorically that... | 1:16:41 | 1:16:44 | |
Hello? Hello? | 1:16:44 | 1:16:47 | |
And suddenly the Jenkster is back in the game. | 1:16:48 | 1:16:51 | |
Very good. | 1:16:52 | 1:16:54 | |
Hmm. | 1:16:55 | 1:16:57 | |
-Interesting. -And there are footnotes at the foot of the page. | 1:16:57 | 1:17:01 | |
Obviously. And I have an appendix if you'd like to see it. | 1:17:01 | 1:17:05 | |
I'm fine. Sadie, may I see your essay? | 1:17:05 | 1:17:07 | |
With pleasure. | 1:17:07 | 1:17:08 | |
Sorry about the stains. That's mushy peas and not bogies, | 1:17:10 | 1:17:13 | |
and it's slightly under the word count. | 1:17:13 | 1:17:15 | |
950 words under, to be precise, | 1:17:15 | 1:17:18 | |
but, as they say, less is more. | 1:17:18 | 1:17:21 | |
Well, I think the choice is obvious. | 1:17:21 | 1:17:24 | |
Sadie, you've got the gig. | 1:17:24 | 1:17:26 | |
Yes! Get in, go Sassy, go Sassy. In your face, Baxter. | 1:17:26 | 1:17:31 | |
Not so full of yourself now, are you? | 1:17:31 | 1:17:34 | |
But I... I worked SO hard for this. | 1:17:34 | 1:17:38 | |
I really did. | 1:17:38 | 1:17:39 | |
I'm sorry. This is very unprofessional of me. | 1:17:40 | 1:17:43 | |
Well done, Sass. | 1:17:43 | 1:17:45 | |
NEAR TO TEARS: The best person won. | 1:17:45 | 1:17:47 | |
Ticket, please. For the K-to-the-P's concert. | 1:17:47 | 1:17:50 | |
Good work, deputy. | 1:17:53 | 1:17:55 | |
For the love of Gaga, Jenkster. | 1:17:55 | 1:17:58 | |
What have you done? | 1:17:58 | 1:18:00 | |
Oh... | 1:18:07 | 1:18:09 | |
All that fuss for that. It's hardly aglow. | 1:18:10 | 1:18:12 | |
-Whoop, whoop. -Oh, crikey. -Let's get this party started, boss. | 1:18:12 | 1:18:16 | |
Take it the armbands went down well? | 1:18:16 | 1:18:18 | |
-No. I haven't even been to the party yet. -What are you so happy for? | 1:18:18 | 1:18:21 | |
Turns out it's not a swimming-pool party, it's a POOL pool party. | 1:18:21 | 1:18:25 | |
you know, with cues and balls. | 1:18:25 | 1:18:27 | |
I don't have to wear the armbands after all. | 1:18:27 | 1:18:29 | |
-Well, glad it worked out for you, mate. -Just one thing. How... | 1:18:29 | 1:18:32 | |
How do you play pool? | 1:18:32 | 1:18:34 | |
Out. Now. Out! | 1:18:34 | 1:18:37 | |
Oh, by the way, your bulb's blown. | 1:18:37 | 1:18:39 | |
Oh... | 1:18:39 | 1:18:41 | |
All clear, let's go. | 1:18:42 | 1:18:45 | |
-Hit me with it. -Read it and weep, Danny boy. | 1:18:46 | 1:18:49 | |
It's a three-part alpaca snood, with convoluted cross-stitch design. | 1:18:49 | 1:18:53 | |
-Knitting heaven. -Awesome. I can't believe how cool these needles are. | 1:18:53 | 1:18:57 | |
It's even better than... | 1:18:57 | 1:18:58 | |
Ninja Warlord?! | 1:18:58 | 1:19:00 | |
I knew it! You're a secret knitter. You dumped me for her and her... | 1:19:00 | 1:19:03 | |
-alpaca! -That's a lie. | 1:19:03 | 1:19:06 | |
Um... No, it's not. | 1:19:06 | 1:19:08 | |
I can't believe the betrayal. You said knitting was nafftastic. | 1:19:08 | 1:19:12 | |
It was. And then it wasn't. | 1:19:12 | 1:19:15 | |
And then I got hooked. What could I do? I'm sorry, OK? Forgive me? | 1:19:15 | 1:19:19 | |
-Never! -What if I gave you this jumper I knitted | 1:19:19 | 1:19:21 | |
-for your arts-and-crafts assignment? -Done. Just one thing... | 1:19:21 | 1:19:25 | |
Why has it got three arms? | 1:19:25 | 1:19:27 | |
IMOGEN GASPS | 1:19:27 | 1:19:29 | |
Call yourself a knitter? I don't think so. | 1:19:29 | 1:19:32 | |
No! What am I supposed to do without that convoluted cross-stitch design? | 1:19:33 | 1:19:39 | |
Let's never discuss this again. | 1:19:44 | 1:19:46 | |
Agreed. | 1:19:46 | 1:19:48 | |
OK. Arrest me. | 1:19:55 | 1:19:58 | |
-You what? -I've done some really bad things in my time, but this... | 1:19:58 | 1:20:02 | |
This was a new low in the Jenkins catalogue of really low lows. | 1:20:02 | 1:20:05 | |
All right. | 1:20:05 | 1:20:08 | |
Anything you say can and will be taken down in evidence | 1:20:08 | 1:20:11 | |
and used against you. Forever. | 1:20:11 | 1:20:13 | |
OK, so here's the deal. I was supposed to show Dede | 1:20:13 | 1:20:16 | |
what a good friend I was by getting her the deputy head girl gig, | 1:20:16 | 1:20:19 | |
but I ended up getting it myself. | 1:20:19 | 1:20:21 | |
You're deputy head girl? That's brilliant! | 1:20:21 | 1:20:24 | |
I bribed my way into it. | 1:20:24 | 1:20:26 | |
Not brilliant. | 1:20:26 | 1:20:27 | |
I know, I was a total idiot, and I treated Dede so badly. | 1:20:27 | 1:20:31 | |
Well, just come clean to her. | 1:20:31 | 1:20:33 | |
-Even if I do, it's still not going to get her the job. -Why not? | 1:20:33 | 1:20:37 | |
Cos this goes all the way to the top, Dad. | 1:20:37 | 1:20:39 | |
Megatron's the head girl and she's the one who took the bribe. | 1:20:39 | 1:20:42 | |
There must be rules behind these things. | 1:20:42 | 1:20:44 | |
-BELL RINGS -OMLG, you're totalistically right! | 1:20:44 | 1:20:48 | |
BTW, you do know that's a Japanese click flasher light, don't you? | 1:20:50 | 1:20:53 | |
Thanks again, Dad. You're a genius. | 1:21:02 | 1:21:05 | |
And so, my girl, are you. | 1:21:05 | 1:21:08 | |
HE LAUGHS GLEEFULLY | 1:21:08 | 1:21:11 | |
Attention, please! Can we please get on with this meeting? | 1:21:17 | 1:21:21 | |
It can't start until both the head girl | 1:21:21 | 1:21:23 | |
and her deputy give their full attention. | 1:21:23 | 1:21:26 | |
Rule 68 of the head girl rule-book... | 1:21:26 | 1:21:28 | |
Looking for this? | 1:21:28 | 1:21:30 | |
"Come quick, Deeds. Professor Brian Cox is enjoying a Share-a-shake | 1:21:30 | 1:21:34 | |
"with Stephen Hawking in the diner." | 1:21:34 | 1:21:37 | |
-Yeah. That wasn't strictly... -True? I know. How stupid do you think I am? | 1:21:37 | 1:21:41 | |
-You still came. -Yah-huh. To hear your usual, garbled apology. | 1:21:41 | 1:21:45 | |
-Come on, then. Out with it. -Can we please get on with this meeting? | 1:21:45 | 1:21:50 | |
Of course. Dede, take a seat. | 1:21:50 | 1:21:52 | |
I'm afraid rule 94 states that only head girls | 1:21:52 | 1:21:54 | |
and their deputies can attend head-of-department meetings. | 1:21:54 | 1:21:58 | |
That's a relief, cos Dede's the new deputy head girl. | 1:21:58 | 1:22:00 | |
-What? -What? -But she can't be. It's my decision. | 1:22:00 | 1:22:04 | |
Not if the current deputy quits the post. Rule 52. | 1:22:04 | 1:22:07 | |
"In such a case, the second choice deputy | 1:22:07 | 1:22:10 | |
-"immediately ascends to the post." -But... But... | 1:22:10 | 1:22:12 | |
But you'd know that, seeing as this is your rule-book. | 1:22:12 | 1:22:15 | |
But you haven't quit the post. | 1:22:15 | 1:22:17 | |
I quit. | 1:22:17 | 1:22:18 | |
-Seriously? -Yah-huh. | 1:22:18 | 1:22:20 | |
I'm sorry I've been such a stupid, selfish and ungenerous BFF, Deeds. | 1:22:20 | 1:22:25 | |
And besides, you worked so hard to get this job, | 1:22:25 | 1:22:27 | |
and I only bribed Megan into giving it to me. | 1:22:27 | 1:22:30 | |
-Sadie! -Look, no matter who got what or how, | 1:22:30 | 1:22:32 | |
I'm not being lumbered with a deputy I didn't pick. | 1:22:32 | 1:22:35 | |
Rule 98, "I'M the head girl, so it's MY decision." | 1:22:35 | 1:22:39 | |
Well, you're not head girl any more, because according to rule 107, | 1:22:39 | 1:22:43 | |
"A head girl who actively brings the school into disrepute | 1:22:43 | 1:22:46 | |
"by engaging in larceny, felony or bribery, | 1:22:46 | 1:22:50 | |
"immediately forfeits her title, which then goes to her deputy." | 1:22:50 | 1:22:54 | |
-No way. -No way. -Way. | 1:22:54 | 1:22:55 | |
Congratulations, Deeds. You're the new head girl. | 1:22:55 | 1:22:58 | |
Zingon blasters! I'm the new head girl? | 1:22:58 | 1:23:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 1:23:01 | 1:23:03 | |
No...but, I... This is outrageous. | 1:23:03 | 1:23:06 | |
Beat it, Megan, before I throw this book at you. Literally. | 1:23:06 | 1:23:10 | |
I don't know what to say. | 1:23:10 | 1:23:11 | |
Say, "Thanks for realising what a idiot you've been, Sass, | 1:23:11 | 1:23:15 | |
"and how lucky you are to have a friend like me." | 1:23:15 | 1:23:17 | |
No! I can't take it any more! | 1:23:17 | 1:23:20 | |
Katy Perry or not, I can't possibly touch her corns. | 1:23:20 | 1:23:23 | |
-Katy Perry's corns? -No! Miss V's. | 1:23:23 | 1:23:26 | |
Whilst you two have been blabbering on | 1:23:26 | 1:23:29 | |
about being deputy-headless girls, | 1:23:29 | 1:23:31 | |
I found out that Miss V has backstage passes to Katy's concert. | 1:23:31 | 1:23:35 | |
And I was going to upstage you by waving to you from the wings. | 1:23:35 | 1:23:39 | |
But nothing is worth that... That footsie-based terror. | 1:23:39 | 1:23:42 | |
MUSIC: PSYCHO-TYPE THEME | 1:23:42 | 1:23:45 | |
-Your loss, kitty-cat. -That's it. There's no pity for the kitty. | 1:23:45 | 1:23:49 | |
Seeing as Megan's got my ticket, | 1:23:49 | 1:23:50 | |
which I should have given to you if I was any kind of friend, | 1:23:50 | 1:23:53 | |
I guess I could indulge in a little corn-rubbing to help you get there. | 1:23:53 | 1:23:59 | |
You work my verrucas and you can come to the concert, too. | 1:23:59 | 1:24:03 | |
Yay. Lucky me. | 1:24:03 | 1:24:05 | |
Wow. Katy's clearly got a wider fanbase than I first imagined. | 1:24:29 | 1:24:33 | |
Well, when you've been around for as long as he has, | 1:24:33 | 1:24:36 | |
you appeal to all sorts. | 1:24:36 | 1:24:37 | |
"He"? Um, the Perrymeister's a girl? | 1:24:37 | 1:24:40 | |
What are you talking about, you fools? | 1:24:40 | 1:24:43 | |
KT Perri is legendary banjo-playing Klyppoden folk-singer. | 1:24:43 | 1:24:48 | |
MISS V SIGHS Stuff your lug-holes. | 1:24:48 | 1:24:51 | |
He goes on for hours. In Klyppoden. | 1:24:51 | 1:24:54 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 1:24:54 | 1:24:57 | |
HE SINGS IN HIS OWN LANGUAGE | 1:25:00 | 1:25:02 | |
Kit! | 1:25:04 | 1:25:05 | |
Oh, look. Mistaken-identity o'clock. Must dash. | 1:25:05 | 1:25:09 | |
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