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OMLG! You guys are not going to believe this. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
It is the most fabulicious, amazamungous, brilltastic... | 0:00:05 | 0:00:11 | |
She's stuck in an infinite loop. Do something! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-POWER DOWN SOUND -Thanks. Anyway, you know my Auntie Shirley? -The one who lives in LA. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
Yeah. Well, I haven't seen her in ten years. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
But she coming over here to get married to Earl, | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
an actual real American guy. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
So? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
So, Dad's giving her away and I'm going to be her bridesmaid! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
MUSIC: The Wedding March | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Bridesmaid?! Oh, my Gaga. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Proud o'clock! I've got goosebumps on my goosebumps already. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
I don't get it. What's the big deal about being a bridesmaid. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
Ex-squeeze me? You watched the Royal Wedding, obvs. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
No, it clashed with a Space Cargo marathon. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Besides, it was just a feudalistic celebration | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
of patriarchal hegemony. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Enough with the mega words, Deeds. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
-Feast your eyes on total perfection. -Who's that? | 0:00:56 | 0:01:01 | |
Oh! Only Her Royal Hotness, Pippa Middleton. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:06 | |
Princes Kate's more famous sister? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
The bridesmaid who stole the show... I mean, wedding. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Oh! She is my style icon. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
I'm pretty sure Pippa wouldn't walk around | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
-with her breakfast on her blazer. -This is my new brooch. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
From zwapyourjunk.com. I am obsessed with the site. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:27 | |
I give them broken blender and they give me... | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Sick on a pin? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
So anyway, perfect Pippa has made being a bridesmaid | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
a big deal. Bridesmaidamundo readers even voted her | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
number one bridesmaid of all time. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
I still don't get it. A whole magazine | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
just about bridesmaids? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Duh! They're the new brides. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
More than brides! The bride's a sideshow. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Kit's right. I'd give my life savings to be in this magazine. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
Or you could save your 37p | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
and just apply for the Bridesmaid Of The Month competition. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
MUSIC: The Wedding March | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
BOTH SCREAM | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
OMLG! All you have to do is send in a pic of you | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
and your bride beside the bridal cart. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
The most bodacious bride wins a six-page spread. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Yowsers! Even the stylist gets a demi-page. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
-But I don't have a... -C'est moi? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
C'est bon! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
You know what, Kit? I feel like this is fate. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
MUSIC: The Wedding March | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
It's practically in the bag, because it's going to be an LA wedding. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
Which means it's bound to be glitzilicious, glamtastic | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
and bursting with A-list Hollywood style. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
-You've still got it, Sis. -You've never had it, Bro. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
These guns don't quit. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
That's your aunt from LA? Where's the glitz? Where's the glam? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
-Where's the A-list Hollywood style? -How was I supposed to know | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
she'd gone biker bonkers in the last decade? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Maybe Earl's more California cool. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Oh! Sadie, Earl. Earl, Sadie. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
SCREECHING BRAKES CRASH! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
'Sup? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
It's Bigfoot in a bandana. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
How rocking is Sass | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
going to look as my bridesmaid, Sweets? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
-Real rockin', I reckon. -You're going to love your dress, baby girl. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:29 | |
-You bought me a dress? -You bought her a dress? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
As if! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
I MADE a dress. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
So? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
Er... Um... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
-It's a real one off. -Not quite. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
It's an exact copy of mine. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
You're kidding, right? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
I don't believe it. The demi-page was almost in the bag(!) | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
-You what? -Nothing, nothing. Except, er... | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
No-o-o! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys | 0:04:04 | 0:04:10 | |
# Give me a break | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
# They've got attitude, kind of cute | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
# But when they're in trouble takes a girl to save the day | 0:04:14 | 0:04:19 | |
# I'd love another girl around the place | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
# Could you be here? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
# Someone to back me up so I always have the last word | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
# I guess it's hard to be the only girl | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
# In a boy's world | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
# Girls, girls | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive mental attitude | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
# Understanding, kind and sensitive don't want gratitude | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
# I just don't want to be the only girl in a boy's world. # | 0:04:44 | 0:04:49 | |
I refuse to tell Bridesmaidamundo I styled you in that. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
You think I want to wear this?! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
What is this? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
SHE GROANS | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
PHONE RINGING | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
-OMLG! Emergency. -You're telling me there's an emergency. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
No, space emergency. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
I just found out that Tom Roberts, Captain Skylo from Space Cargo, | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
my all-time hero, is doing a book signing in town. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
Today! Please say you'll come. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
-I need some moral support. -No can do, Deeds. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
We have a clothing crisis over here. Every second you're on the line, | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
you're taking me further away from my demi-page. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Butt out, Kit! I'm not going anywhere | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
until somebody agrees to come with me. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Look, Deeds. Under normal circumstances, I would. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
It's just right now I'm wearing a bridesmaid's dress | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
that even Gaga would find OTT. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
-PHONE BEEPING -Babcock? It's the Kitster. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Deedlebug needs a plus one | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
-for her one-on-one with Captain...Pylo? -Skylo! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
He's doing a book signing, you see. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
-Deeds would really appreciate it if you'd... -Don't do it, Delia. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Never meet your heroes. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
I met Matt Smith once | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
and his grasp of string theory was rudimentary at best. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
How dare you compare Tom Roberts to such an upstart! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Fine, it's your funeral. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
For your information, Mr Roberts has been in the role | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
since the show started. Right up until... | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-ALL: -It got cancelled. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Right, that's it. I don't need any of you. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
None of you are fluent in Cargonian anyway. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
I will never understand the way of the nerd. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
Me neither. Now seriously, what are we going to do about my dre... | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
-Mind the threads, lady! -Don't pull it! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
-CLOTH RIPPING -Cha-cha-fandango! I am such... | 0:06:28 | 0:06:33 | |
A genius! Pass me the scissors, Kit Kat. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
I'll do a Stella McCartney makeover on it. By the time I'm done, | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
it'll be Bridesmaidamundo-tastically fabulicious. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
Guys, I'm lookin' for a couple of wingmen for the wedding. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
BOTH: Say what? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Kinda like pageboys. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Pageboys? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Oh, with powder blue velvet coats and ringlets? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
And stockings? Gross! No way! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Shame. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
My pageboys were going to ride shotgun with me | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
on the Harley to the church. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Thought I might get them their own helmets and leathers too. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
-BOTH: I'll do it! -Cool, here's the deal. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
-First you've got to promise to get me to the church on time. -Done! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Next, you got to swear to tell me | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
when I get wind food in my dreads. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
-We swear. -In fact, there's an onion ring in there now. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Oh! Great, kid. You're a natural. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Ah, tasty! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Lastly, you got to take real good care | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
of these here wedding rings. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
MUSIC: "Back In Black" by ACDC | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Without 'em, we ain't gettin' hitched. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
Do we have a deal? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
Deal! | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
-Oh! -All right, sunshine. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Out with it. I haven't got all day. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Got to get old Betty here in tip-top shape for the wedding. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
That's just the problem. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
I'm not even invited to the wedding and I live here. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Thought I was supposed to be part of the family. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
You ARE part of the family! Of course you're invited, bonehead! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Well, I haven't had an official invite, | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
like on a fancy piece of paper. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
A waste of fancy paper. We KNOW you're coming to the wedding. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
Oh, well that's all right then. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Yeah. Not only are you invited, you also get a plus one. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
-I get a plus one too? -No, just the one. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
No, I meant... Never mind. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
-Brilliant! -Well, now that's sorted, Let's do some work, shall we? | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
-Pass me the combination wrench, will you? -Er... No can do, sorry. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:56 | |
-Why not? -Duh! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
I've got my own combination to sort first. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Pick my plus one for the wedding. This is going to take all day. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
There's no place like space. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
-Next crew member. -Zingoblasters, | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
I can't believe this is happening! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
I'm your number one fan. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
Sorry I brought so much for you to sign. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
First I was going to bring my Space Cargo annual | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
but I couldn't decide which year, | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
then the Skylo sword seemed like an obvious choice. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
But then the Narzog head was literally staring at me in the face. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
So, I thought I'd bring everything | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
-because if you don't dare to leap... -You can never learn to fly. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
Good call, cadet. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
Ah, he called me a cadet! You're so right, captain. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
It's kind of like that time when you tried to reverse | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
the polarity of the gluon flow to the titanium core. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Which reminds me, just how did you override the anti-matter failsafe? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
Yikes alert! Please don't ask about that sciencey stuff, poppet. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
-I never understood a word of the techno-babble. -Really? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
Yuh to the huh! I'll tell you a Skylo secret. I couldn't learn it. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
I had to read it off idiot boards. What am I like? Such a duh-brain! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:17 | |
Now, what would you like me to write on these? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Erm...how about, "To Dede and friends at the Stephen Hawking Society." | 0:10:19 | 0:10:25 | |
-Gotcha. And how do you spell that? -Stephen Hawking? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
No, friends. Is it I before E? I can never remember! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Right, OK, so, we had a minor, make that major, wardrobe malfunction. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:44 | |
-It was Kit's fault! -It was Sadie's fault! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
What are you talking about, sweets? I loves it. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Seriously? Phew! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Yeah, very, very nice. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
In fact, do you think you could change my dress to match? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
-Oh, no problem, girlfriend. -Now that we've had one nice surprise today, | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
I'm going to give you another. I introduce you to the beautiful... | 0:11:02 | 0:11:08 | |
Betty! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
What is that...that... | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
-..thing?! -My wedding car, you noggin-head! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
-But that's not a wedding car. -That's not even a CAR! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
You're never going to get into Bridesmaidamundo | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
with THAT in the picture! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:26 | |
MUSIC: "I Hear Bells (Wedding Bells)" by The Del Vikings | 0:11:26 | 0:11:31 | |
A-a-a-a-a-agh! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
BOTH: Born to be wi-i-i-ild! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:42 | |
Urgh-hurgh! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:43 | |
Sorry, dude. We're just really, really chuffed. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
-No biggie. My part of the deal, right? -Right. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
And we've totally got our side covered. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
-On it like a car bonnet. -You will get to the church on time. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
And we're both on hair duties. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
And most importantly, each of us are taking extra-special, | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
no doubt about it, 24-7 care of the rings. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
Problem? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
N-no problem. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:17 | |
I must have, I must have left it back in the safe back at, erm... | 0:12:17 | 0:12:22 | |
The house! With, er...mine! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Glad to see they're taking their pageboy duties seriously, eh, Rog? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
Woof! Woof! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
I knew you guys weren't going to let me down. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
ROG WHINES | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Don't tell me. Tom Roberts didn't live up to the legend. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
Err...well, I mean, I wouldn't say... | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
I knew it! Reality can be such a hard mistress, Delia. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:53 | |
It's like Potter-mania. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
One minute you're traipsing up and down King's Cross, | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
looking for platform nine and three quarters, | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
the next you're in a smelly burger bar, | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
wondering if wizards do exist at all! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
How dare you compare Skylo to that bespectacled pseudo-magician! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
For your information, Tom Roberts was amazing! | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
I could barely tell him and Skylo apart. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
In fact, he's even devised his own anti-antimatter theory. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:19 | |
-Really. -Really, really? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Really, really, really! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Oh, enough with the reallys, guys! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Now, does anybody know anybody who can pimp up a Peugeot | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
in under...24 hours! I've got a Debbie old banger | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
that needs a bodaciously banging makeover | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
to get me into Bridesmaidamundo Magazine. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-Say what? -D'a-a-a-aw! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Say nothing! She's wasting her time. Betty's just a skip on wheels. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:43 | |
Give it up. The Bridesmaidamundo dream is over. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
-O-V-A-R-E! -But I want it so badly. -I'm sorry, this is already taken! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:53 | |
-What? -On zvapyourjunk.com! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
I give them a wobbly table and they give me all in one lycra bodysuit. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
It's fab! In fact, I am expecting them any minute, | 0:14:01 | 0:14:06 | |
so keep your hands off the goods. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
Say, what'll you give me for a clapped out old car? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
BOTH: What are you doing? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
Duh! If I get rid of the car, then Dad'll have to get a new one. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
So, what'll you swap me for it? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
-Pfft! -What was that? -She said "Pfft!" | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
OK, fine, just take it! Have it. No swaps. I don't want anything for it. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:25 | |
I will think about it. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
But we don't have time for you to think about it. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
-Ohhhh! -Told you it was Game Over. O-V-U! | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
Not on my watch! I did not come this far. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
I have not worked this hard to not get my Bridesmaidamundo moment! | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
As Gaga is my witness, I will never ride in that car! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
BOTH: How? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
Err, by wrecking it. Obvs! Come on. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Look who I just bumped into, Deeds! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Like an atom in the hadron particle collider, eh, Tom? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Headlines particle what? Oh, my Lady Gaga! Coincidence alert! | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
It's my number one fan. D'you know where I can find Vonda Vietsani? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
We're doing swapsies. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
This wedding is a total disaster. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
So true! You're obviously very stressed. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Take a break and we'll cover for you. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
-We will? -Yuh-huh! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
No, you don't understand, Sass. This is important. I've lost my mojo. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
Try and think where you last had it and go from there. OK, goodbye. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
No, no, my dating mojo. I've text Nisha, Danielle, Tina, Carly, | 0:15:29 | 0:15:34 | |
Kimberley, Emma, Rachel, Ruby, Lindsey and Jodie. None of them | 0:15:34 | 0:15:38 | |
have got back to me about being my plus one. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
I just don't understand why. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Duh! Cos you haven't pressed Send! That's why! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
No way! Send. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
-OK, so now you've sent the same message to all of them. -What? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:54 | |
Good luck with that! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
OK, Kitty Kat, choose your weapon, | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
because this old banger is officially getting trashed! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Now go for it! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
You'll have to take me down first! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Sadie! What are you doing? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
Look, I'm really sorry, Dad, | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
it's just...I can't let this thing ruin my Bridesmaidamundo dream! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:20 | |
And if I have to ride in that scrapheap challenge, | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
then I'm sorry, I can't be your bridesmaid. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
-CHOKED WITH EMOTION: -And I can't be your bridesmaid stylist. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
She does know about the car, right? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Well, no. I never... | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Ohhh, nice one, Bonehead! | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Give Betty a buff, boyo! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
Come on, sweets. You've got a bit of catching up to do. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
'Oh, there she is! There's the bride to be! Say hello to the camera, Tru!' | 0:16:50 | 0:16:56 | |
'Hello to the camera, Tru!' | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
But, it's Mum. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
'Any words of wisdom for a single girl? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
'I don't want to be a bridesmaid forever.' | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
'It'll happen when it happens, Shirley. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
'Just like it did for me and Steve-o. From the moment | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
'I towed Old Betty here into the garage, it was fate. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:16 | |
'Three mechanics had told me she was a write-off, | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
'but Steve said he could save her, seeing as it was me. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:23 | |
'Hey! What are you doing here? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
'I'm not supposed to see you till the church! | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
'Give me a break, love, eh? How am I supposed to keep away | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
'from this beautiful, beautiful creature?' | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
'Hear, hear!' | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
'You mad boys! One morning! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
'We've got our whole lives together, thanks to Betty.' | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
'Aye. Good old Betty, eh?' | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
That car got you and Mum together? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
I couldn't bear to get rid of it. Even when your mum died. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:59 | |
I'm so sorry, Dad. I didn't know. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
You do now, sweets. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
I just want my marriage to be as happy as my big bro's was. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:15 | |
So I thought starting it in the same car might help. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
It will, I promise! It's going to be perfect-amundo! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:25 | |
Gingers' honour, guaranteed! That car is taking pride of place! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:30 | |
-OMLG, where's Betty? -Betty? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
Betty! The car! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Oh, yeah! Ms V took you up on that offer. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
She just drove off in the rust-bucket. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
-Oh, my... -BOTH: Sadie?! | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
MUSIC: "Since You've Been Gone" by Rainbow | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
I don't believe it. Those rings have totally disappeared. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
-We broke the deal. -Earl will never want us for wingmen, now. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
-Too right. He'll dump us and find replacements. -Aww, man! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:16 | |
PING! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Jakey-boy, you're a genius! We just need to find replacement rings! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
You know, those rings you've got, they're very nice. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
Real nice for sure! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
-What's with the accent? -I don't know. I'm nervous! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Anyway, Jake here was just wondering where you got them | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
-because he wants to buy one for his girlfriend. -Nan! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
Erm, I meant his girlfriend's nan, obvs. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
We got 'em at Candy's Superfine Store. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
Great! And where is Candy's Superfine Store. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Duh! Las Vegas! | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
The only place in the world that sells 'em! | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Pleasure doing swapsies with you, poppet. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
The pleasure was all mine. It fits like a glove. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
Until next time. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
But, Mr Roberts, don't go! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
You haven't finished telling us about how playing Skylo was nothing | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
compared to the hair commercial you did in Germany. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
So true! At least with Gewuns Hair I got free samples! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
Unlike Space Cargo, where I got to meet Professor Brian Cox. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
Yawnsville! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
You were in the Gewuns Hair commercial? No way. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
Wa-a-y! Do you remember the jingle? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
# If you want to get some bounce, bounce, bounce | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
# In your bonce, bonce, bonce Use Gewuns Hair! # | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Stop, I can't take it any more! You've made your point, Babcock! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
I should never have met my hero, OK? He's nothing like Captain Skylo, | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
and I'm a complete idiot for thinking he'd be anywhere near | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
as inspirational, dynamic or commanding as my idol! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
But, I thought you were my number one fan? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Not any more! You're not a space hero! You're a bubble-brained actor! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
-She has point. -Miss V! Miss V! I need you to give me my car back! | 0:20:56 | 0:21:01 | |
Say what? First you beg me to take it, and now you beg for it back! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
I know but I'll buy it back, I'll pay anything. Take my life savings. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:09 | |
-37 pence and half a piece of chewing gum. -Take all of it. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
You don't understand, that car brought my mum and dad together. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
It has to be at the wedding. I didn't realise before but I do now. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
It won't be the same without it. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Sadie Jenkins, you are a big schnoodle-brain... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
but you have a big heart. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
And I would be delighted to give you back your car. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Thank you! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Unfortunately, it's on its way to South America. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
I am swapping it for a pair of Bolivian bongos! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:41 | |
SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
-Can't a girl get a hobby these days? -But there must be a way to stop it. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
Only if you can get to the port in...five minutes. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
-No! -Perhaps I can help. -ALL: How? | 0:21:55 | 0:22:00 | |
-Did you bring your spaceship? -No! I may not be a real space captain, | 0:22:00 | 0:22:05 | |
but even bubble-brained actors can be heroes, | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
because if your heart is strong and true, | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
it will carry you to places you never even knew existed. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
I have a high-speed moped outside. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
So, navigator, if you'd care to plot a course, our mission is go! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
Affirmative, Captain! | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
I cannot believe you didn't tell her about the car! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
How was I supposed to know she was going to try and get rid of it! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
-This whole thing is turning into a... -Nightmare! -Exactly! | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
-You don't understand... -Not a good time, Keith. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
-I just need to ask Shirley... -Keith, I've said yes! | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
You've got an invite and a plus one! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
I don't need a plus one. I need a plus six! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
You can have a plus 25 for all I care! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
I don't know if you've noticed, but there's not going to be a wedding | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
because I haven't got a car to take me to the church! | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
CAR HORN HONKS "HERE COMES THE BRIDE" | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
Wrong! | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
-Ta-dah! I saved the wedding. -BOTH: After you wrecked the wedding! | 0:23:17 | 0:23:22 | |
Details! | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
Come on, then. We got to get a move on, guys. Hey, guys! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
What's with the civilian threads? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
We got to get our helmets and leathers on! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
-You tell him. -No, you. -You! -You! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
-Out with it! -BOTH: We lost the rings! | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
One minute they were here, the next they were gone. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
I don't suppose Roger was in the treehouse with you | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
when they mysteriously disappeared? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
BOTH: I guess. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:51 | |
Well, in that case, he probably ate 'em! | 0:23:51 | 0:23:55 | |
ROGER WHINES | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
-BOTH: Huh? -You do know the rings were made of candy? | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Candy's Superfine Store! | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
Candy rings! | 0:24:04 | 0:24:05 | |
We brought a whole box of 'em back from the States! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
BOTH: Yes! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
We're wingmen again! | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Come on then, Steve-o! | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Let's rock and roll! See you at the church! | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Not if I see you first! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
ENGINE SPLUTTERS | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Oh, don't do this to me. Not today. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
ENGINE BACKFIRES ALL: Oh, no! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
-Breakdown alert! -I knew it was junk. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
It's OK, I can fix it. I swear I can. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Hey, hey, look. Leave it, Sass. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
You know, Old Betty was on her last legs as it was. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
Perhaps it's time we let the old girl go, eh? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
But it's Mum's car. It has to be at the wedding, it has to. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
-I'm not giving up on you. -We all wish your mum was here. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
We don't need a car to remember her. Right, come on. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:09 | |
Bonkatron idea, I know, but you could bring the wedding to the car. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
ALL: What? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Of course! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:19 | |
A Space Cargo captain is legally entitled | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
to perform a binding ceremony in any location in the multiverse. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
Even in a garage. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
Brilliant! Let's just do the show right here! Wedding. I mean wedding. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
Those whom the Space Cargonian fleet has joined together, let no man, | 0:25:35 | 0:25:40 | |
woman or alien being, humanoid or otherwise, put asunder. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
You may now demonstrate your affection according to the protocols | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
of your species and culture, as I pronounce you husband and wife. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
THEY ALL CHEER | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Come on, come on! She's about to throw the bouquet! | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
So, did I make Bridesmaid Of The Month? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
Unfortulistically not. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
But you did get a double-page spread in the Weirdest Wedding section! | 0:26:30 | 0:26:36 | |
Ah! No way! | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 |