Littlemixamondo Sadie J

Clear the decks! The space cargonaut has landed.

With megamungous mixalicious news.

-Say what?

-Sadie asked me to enter myself and her

in MUVBFF.com's Bodacious BFF Award.

-MUVBFF?

-My Ultimate Very Best Friend Forever.com.

A social networking site dedicated exclusively to best friends.

Not just 500 random acquaintances.

-And?

-And we've been shortlisted to win

MUVBFF.com's Bodacious BFF Award!

Calvin Degrassi, MUVBFF.com's top blogger,

is coming to meet with us to decide whether we get the award.

You don't understand, Keith. If we win,

it will be presented to us in a hiptastic awards ceremony

hosted by Little Mix!

# When you know that you just don't know... #

Oh. You get to meet Little Mix?

They're awesome...even though I don't like girl bands.

Me neither. But they're no ordinary songstresses.

I like to think of them as the natural successors to the Sugababes.

The original ones, obviously.

I mean, Jesy is practically Mutya.

Yeah, exactly.

So, where's Sadie? She's going to be super-psyched.

Did you not know? She's on a Bear Grylls' survival weekend in Wales.

Steve-o's treat for Danny and Jake. He didn't invite her

-because he thought she might not be tough enough.

-But she insisted.

Spot on. She might be regretting it now.

Aaaaaargh!

OK, no biggie.

I'll just have to work the old Baxter magic to ensure

that I win the award for us.

Not so fast, chica. I, too, have entered Sadie and me

for MUVBFF.com's Bodacious BFF Award and we, too, have been shortlisted.

So it looks like I have to use the Enriquez magic on Calvin Degrassi

to win it for Sadie and me instead.

Ha ha ha ha.

Allow me.

No-o-o-o-o!

# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys

# Give me a break

# They got attitude, kind of cute But when they're in trouble

# Takes a girl to save the day

# I'd love another girl around the place, could you be her

# Someone to back me up So I always have the last word

# It's hard to be the only girl In a boys' world

-# Girl, girl

-In a boys' world

# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive attitude

# Understanding, kind and sensitive I don't want gratitude

# I just don't want to be the only girl in a boys' world! #

Oh, man, this is bad.

It's BFFs at dawn. BFF versus BFF.

It's a BFF slam down.

-No, it isn't.

-Why? Is the thought of facing Rico too horrifico?

Pulling out already, Baxter?

No, you are. Look, just bow out of the competition gracefully

and let me compete ALONE.

Are you crazy? And miss Little Mix?

-Perrie holds the key to my heart. Why would I do that?!

-Because,

and Keith can back me up here, I've been Sadie's BFF longer than you!

This is a chance for me to prove to Sadie how much she means to me.

But you'll storm in with your passion and fashion and Latin charm

and swipe away that award, even though I'm Sadie's BFF!

That's the plan!

Right, that's it. You're on, padre.

Wicked. Everyone loves a competition.

This is the girl band of the future and I'm going to be part of it.

That's right, girls. The Coco Locos want one of YOU to join THEM,

so what are you waiting for? Get Coco Loco-listic!

What makes someone as unstylish as you think you have a chance?

She's got a point. Did I just say that out loud?

MUSIC: ADELE "Rolling In The Deep"

Better start brushing up your dance moves, boys. Top score gets the gig.

To get ready for Strictly, we need proper help!

-If only we knew someone as twinkle-toed as Bruno Tonioli!

-Kit!

Aren't you forgetting you've got a tidy little mover closer to home?

MUSIC: THE BEE GEES "Night Fever"

BOTH: Keith!

-I'd give my life savings to be in this magazine.

-Or save your 37p

and just apply for the Bridesmaid of the Month competition.

BOTH SCREAM

Just send a pic of you and your bride beside the bridal car.

-The most bodacious bride wins a six-page spread!

-This is fate!

-You bought me a dress?!

-I MADE a dress!

-It's a real one-off.

-Not quite. It's an exact copy of mine!

Meet the beautiful Betty!

Aaaaargh!

-Did I make Bridesmaid of the Month?

-Photolistically not.

But you did get a double-page spread in the Weirdest Wedding section!

No way!

You entered me for the Junior Mastermind try-outs!

Specialist subject: Space Cargo?!

Junior Mastermind try-outs. Contestant 29.

This is the best present ever!

-And your name is?

-Er...

Well, you see...Delia Baxter. Dede for short.

I'd never have the nerve to enter.

And your chosen... And your chosen subject?

CHAIR SQUEAKS

The award-winning televisual sci-fi spectacle that is...

- What if I mess up? - Case Spargo. I mean Space Fargo!

Space Cargo!

And your time begins now.

What is the name of Captain Skylo's childhood chinchilla?

-Muffy!

-Incorrect.

-Is it UFO?

-'Sadie, you said UFO.

'The answer is...

-'UFO!'

-Aaaaah!

'You have just won the final pair of promo tickets

'to see JLS in concert on Friday! Terms and conditions apply.

'Under 18s must bring an adult.'

They're holding a bubbamundo curry-eating competition.

The fastest person to eat four fiery dishes of Madras wins.

Oh...ah...

Aaaargh! Man on fire!

Just bring it at the curry comp, then.

Two strawberry shakalaka shakes.

-Yes!

-So we have a winner. Well, two winners.

The Sasta is cooking on gas!

One thing I sprang Sadie just so we could boogie together.

-What are you doing here?

-Busting you out, stupido, so we can bop.

-Wait, I don't have a sari.

-It's in the bag, chica.

-He's good.

Hashtag awesome. Sadie and Rico are always there for each other

even if it means breaking the law.

We have so much fun, we win the trophy!

BOLLYWOOD MUSIC

[email protected]! Rico and Sadie could very well be

our first award-winning award-winning BFFs!

So, Mr Degrassi, what do you think

Sadie and Rico's, or Sadico's chances of success are?

At this point, it's practically in the bag.

Such cool, totally committed BFFs!

I think you are funny, crazy, klutzy.

But it all kind of works. Like a donkey in a pork pie hat.

Hee-haw! Hee-haw!

Thanks...I think.

We would make perfect BFFs.

Now I just have to meet Sadie. I can't judge without meeting her.

Yeah, of course.

This is Little Mix disaster! How will I ever marry them?

Why does everything go wrong for Rico?

You're about as much fun as my parrot Diego.

And Diego is dead.

I thought we were special, Sarah.

Sadie! She'd rather pull off her pinkies and shove them in her ears

than hear another word from your me, me, me, me mouth!

-Unbelievable!

-You're very welcome.

You are so not getting away with this, Chico.

Madre mia!

I don't want to get anyone in trouble. Well, I do!

Rico is out of control. He smashed the salon mirror.

What? I've got to get him punished properly.

-Rico! What are you doing?!

-Your mother would not let me in.

Because I told her not to. Mum!

You don't understand. In order to win and get to see Little Mix,

Calvin has to see me and Sadie and you and Sadie together.

-Otherwise, no deal.

-But Sadie's in Wales.

Aaaaargh!

-Exactamente. This is why I need you to pretend to be Sadie.

-Why me?!

-I'm your competition.

-Well, my friends would not do it.

Neither would Miss V or the lollipop lady or the lady in the park.

-So I'm your last option.

-No. No, no, no. No. No.

-I mean yes. Will you do it?

-How do you know I won't doublecross you?

Because we're friends. I'll play Sadie for you.

I look better in heels than J-Lo and Gaga.

I don't know. Do you really think Calvin will buy a dodgy disguise?

Why not? Everyone else does.

-You must be Gail.

-Yeah, Gail. That's me.

This could be it! ..Hey, how you doing?

Come hither, donkey. Lead the way.

That's your cue, big ears!

I tink this year will be terrific, to be sure, to be sure.

What? I know it's a bit Scooby-Doo!

Look at the craftsmanship on that, eh?

# Don't want to be an American idiot

# Don't want a nation under the new media... #

Monsterlicious, right? Right.

-All dressed ready for work?

-I'm dressed for my date.

-Miss Tulisa Constapopolopolous!

-No-o-o-o!

I only just perfected my accent!

This is the stupidest idea you've ever come up with.

I love Gaga!

# Born to be wild! #

Sorry.

You! And you!

YOU!

-Sadie! Sadie!

-# Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! #

I said scary costumes.

I've come as Mr Gillard, my dentist. He's terrifying.

-We'll see who's most successful.

-Open the door, do something scary.

Dare you enter the House of Terror? Cackle, cackle.

-Woooo!

-Hah!

-Aah!

-I know! It's like I'm possessed by the spirit of Channel.

-Chanel?

-And her.

Nobody stops the Sasta.

Going somewhere? I don't think so.

-Hang on. Isn't that...?

-Moi. I'm here for moral support.

-That's for my new crib.

-And you think that this would look nice?

Don't question me, lady!

Say what? It's on the move?

Oh, nice try, Sass. You just got yourself an extra week's grounding.

OMG! It's like Big Bird barfed over a trash bag.

Crazy, but I can so pull this off.

Hey, lady.

I can't wait for Captain Skylo! We're bound to win the competition.

Don't look at me like that.

-Oh, wowsers! An original zingoblaster!

-What?! Where? Sadie?

I can't see it. Sadie?

Sadie?

I'll take her down myself!

-Ow!

-That was not intentional, I swear.

-Break a leg, Kitty Kat.

-Charming(!) Break one yourself!

Come hither, donkey! And lead the way!

Cha-cha fandango!

Ruggertastic.

You don't always have to dress up.

There's never too many accessories.

But a little bit of zing never hurt a girl!

I'm so close to being Prom Queen, I can feel a royal wave coming on.

How good am I?

What are you smirking at?

Mr Degrassi!

Meet my bodacious BFF. Sadie J.

Hey, glad you could make it, Sass.

Now I don't have a lot of time because I'm meeting Delia Baxter

and her friend... Oh, coincidence alert! Sadie.

If you could fill me in on your take of the friendship, it'll be sweet.

Well...

And we just love going out and throwing fries in the ball pit

-and we adore getting our pinkies polished...

-Pinkies, ball pit.

Man, do these guys have Fun!

You're doing fantastico! I owe you one big time.

-You seriously do, dude.

-Right. I think I'm done here.

I've got way more than enough. Must dash. Got to upload all this

before your competition arrives.

Ah! Thank Gaga!

OK, Rico, now it's your turn.

No way!

I should never have trusted that silver-tongued backstabber.

This is as bad as something Sadie would do.

Houston, we have a problem.

Three, two, one.

Oh, no! A cockroach infestation!

What is the Health Inspector going to make of that?

What Health Inspector?

Ow! She tripped me!

Ah! The Health Inspector is on his way!

-I don't think so!

-What? Worth a shot.

- Did you just eat the cockroaches? - What cockroaches?

-There are no cockroaches here.

-No, but there are rats.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

Oops!

-Am I right? Am I right?

-Zzzzzz!

-Sadie!

Oh, look! Miley Cyrus!

-Actually, if I remember rightly, that's yours.

-Whatevers.

Ta and indeed da!

-There!

-We had a deal!

-The deal's off!

I said that, but I didn't mean it.

-No argument. I'm grounded.

-You haven't done anything wrong.

-Really?

I have now!

Hang on.

According to this, you should be dead.

Give me an S, give me an A, give me a D-I-E!

-What does that spell?

-Sadie?

-Yes! No...

You'll not believe what happened.

My house was just hit by a lean, mean, burgling machine!

-'Are you in the hardware store?'

-Of course I am!

-Ssh!

-Oh, really? And what about the spring-balanced coils?

Er, let me check. Not there, not there...

Ah, got them.

One sec, please.

Ta-da!

-So what do you think?

-You're fired.

I give this place 0 out of 10. Job done.

They'll get over it.

Eventually.

We have 3 minutes 20 seconds to make a crime scene.

-No!

-You've got to act criminal! Now wreck something.

-You can't ban me from my daughter's birthday party!

-I just have.

Maybe you shouldn't come either.

Don't look at me like that. I haven't decided if YOU can come.

-Don't wreck a good heel!

-Oh!

She didn't?! She did!

Uh-oh.

You want it? Too late, losers.

OK, maybe I went a little bit too far.

Buffalo burger for Sadie J!

Ridonkulous! I'm a vegetarian!

-I want you...

-Time for a celebration!

I just got the last ticket in town.

"Excuse me" would be nice. That's what one normally does.

Excuse yourself, lady.

Hi, Calvin. I'm Dede

and this is my totally fabulicious BFF Sadie!

Wow.com! She's a big girl, isn't she?

Wow dot what? ..I'm literally dying inside.

Hashtag I don't care!

If Rico hadn't doublecrossed me, you wouldn't be in those heels.

Now work your Sassy J magic on Mr Degrassi.

Hello, Mr Degrassi. I'm Sadie.

Dede's totally fabulicious BFF.

Rico! I thought you'd bailed on me so I roped Keith in.

Bad! I wouldn't do that to you, chica. You're my BFF, too.

I was perfecting my disguise. Good?

Hola!

Hola.

Rico?!

And...

Keith. Hi.

What is going on?!

It's like this, dude.

Sadie's BFF with both these guys, but she's not here.

They've gone out of their way to make sure one of them wins for her.

It's selfless, it's kind and it's beautiful, if you ask me.

It's never going to get us to meet Little Mix. Right?

Hashtag wrong! This is the most bodacious thing I've seen BFFs do!

You totally deserve the award.

-Aaaaah!

-Ole! Arriba!

-#

-Ole, ole! Ole, ole!

-#

-Are they always this excitable?

That's just the tip of the iceberg.

Yay!

-This is rowdy.

-This is chilled.

-I'm taking somebody to lunch.

-Over my dead body.

-If you insist!

Permission to laugh.

I deserved that.

BOTH: Yes!

Hi! Bieber! Diner! Bubbalicious! Fantastic!

No? You don't say? Justin Bieber is coming to the Y?

-Great. Now just break the good news to...

-Me.

MUSIC: JUSTIN BIEBER "Baby"

BOTH: OMJB!

I did not think it would be that easy!

Yay! Go, Kitty Kat! Go, Kitty Kat! Not a word to Sass.

I've got potential! Give me a P! Give me an O!

Give me a T!

Can this get any more fantastic?

I'd like you all to meet my daughter Ashleigh.

-BOTH: You?!

-That would be a no.

-Guess who's been nominated for a drama award!

-Stupendomondo!

-And you're going to be my plus one.

-Get out!

Get in! I am totally there.

Check it out, peeps! S to the A to the D-I-E got her 1D tickets!

Go, Sassy! Go, Sassy!

What is THE best thing that could ever happen in the Y diner?

-Just tell me. I have a long list.

-Space Cargo fan fanatics are holding

-their annual convention right here!

-And that's not on it.

Oh, my Gaga! Proud o'clock! I've got goosebumps on my goosebumps!

-If you don't dare to leap...

-You can never learn to fly, Cadet.

He called me a cadet!

CAR HORN PLAYS "Bridal March"

Ta-da! I saved the wedding!

-After you wrecked it!

-Details.

Come on! She's about to throw the bouquet!

Go, Sassy! Go, Sassy! Go, Sassy!

-Yes! Get in!

-Get in!

I'm S to the A to the D-I-E. That's me!

RIP!

Surprise!

Again!

-Yes! Go, Sassy!

-Swear on the fashion bible that you won't mess up.

-Brownies' honour.

-You got chucked out of the Brownies.

It was a set-up. I did not shave off Brown Owl's eyebrows.

Well, not both of them.

Get in! Result! This is toptastic. Fun in a bun with cherries on top.

The Jayster pulls it off!

-So who do I get to meet Little Mix with?

-Neither of us, sorry.

-We're going together.

-It's true.

Calvin was so impressed by us that he insisted we got the award!

-But that is just...

-It was all Rico. He's so fantastalistic.

-Get a grip, girlfriend. It was all you.

-No, it was you.

-No, you.

-You.

-Guys...

-Victory dance?

-You said it.

-I'm still here, you know. Guys?

Well...

If you can't beat them, join them.

-#

-Let's get Little Mix...

-#

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-Hey, Sassy J!

-Shame you couldn't make it.

But Dede and Rico...

ROCK!