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I've got the best news since the discovery

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of the Higgs boson particle! You'll never believe...!

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MUSIC: "Laserlight" by Jessie J

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Whoa!

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Hi, Callum. Hi!

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So, what's the good news?

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What? Oh, that, yeah.

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I won the Young Geneticist of the Year Award!

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You know, for my work deciphering

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the relationship between the complex peptide...?

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Enrique Iglesias! Dede, that's brilliant!

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You wanted to win this award your whole life. Take that, genetics.

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-Whoo!

-Yeah, it's kind of good news, I guess.

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Kind of?

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OK, Dede, quit with the Callum sad face.

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You cannot still be hung up on this guy. It's been...for ever.

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Nine days, seven hours, three minutes and 45 seconds.

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Not that I've been counting, and not that he cares.

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-He doesn't even know I exist.

-Callum don't know anyone exist!

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He's a lethal combination, good looking and vain.

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-He's like self-eating chocolate.

-Point taken, just one little thing.

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-I still want to date him!

-OK, OK!

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Stop with the focus on the fit fella and start with the focus on the fun.

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Your type of fun!

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You are the winner of the Young Gymnast of the Ear Award.

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-Young Geneticist of the YEAR Award.

-Even better!

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That's true, and the award is being presented

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by my all-time favourite geneticist, Dr Valdis Viazani.

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Valdis Viazani?

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Why are you talking about my VV?

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Your VV?

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We are very, very, very close relation.

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She is my second cousin Vandra's sister's step-aunt

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three times removed, and she's coming to stay here.

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She's got to present some award or other,

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but mainly, she is here for rodeo,

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because we are going cowboy crazy at the Y Club,

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with a line dance-off and a bucking bronco.

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Ride 'em, cowgirls!

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No way! Could I get an intro?

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-That'd be beyond amazing!

-Of course.

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Whenever I think of VV, I think of you, Delia.

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You have so much in common.

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You're like two little schnudel peas in one schnudel pod.

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What? Me and a Nobel Prize-winner?

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No way!

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Way!

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-I'm like that?

-Like two schnudel peas in a schnudel pod.

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Just like you, Delia, her work is everything.

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She doesn't socialise, she doesn't exercise, she never left home,

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she never had a boyfriend.

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-Never had a boyfriend?!

-Nope.

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You can't save the world AND have a life, Delia.

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No-o-o-o-o!

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# Won't somebody tell me why

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# I'm always surrounded by boys?

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# Give me a break

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# They've got attitude Kind of cute

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# But when they're in trouble Takes a girl

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# To save the day, to save the day

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# I'd love another girl Around the place

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# Could you be her?

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# Someone to back me up so I always

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# Have the last word

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# I guess it's hard To be the only girl

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# In a boys' world

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# Girl, girl

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# In a boys' world

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# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive

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# Mental attitude

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# Understanding, kind and sensitive

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# Don't want gratitude

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# I just don't wanna be The only girl

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# In a boys' world. #

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'If you've just joined us, Delia Baxter is playing for a chance

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'to win a relationship with Callum Caulfield.

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'All she has to do is answer the next question correctly.

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-'Delia, are you ready?'

-Yes.

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'OK, the question is...'

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That's easy, just one. It's February.

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'Is that the right answer?

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'That's the wrong answer.'

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What? No, that was the right answer!

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'All the months have 28 days, but some have two or three more!

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'You'll have to say goodbye, Delia, but you don't leave with nothing.

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'You win a lifetime of being as scientifically successful

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'but as socially inept as Dr Valdis Viazani!'

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DEDE PANTS

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Not on my watch!

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Rico, sorry I'm late, I was, erm...

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-Buying me a present for our 10-month anniversary tomorrow?

-T-tomorrow?

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I mean, of course it's tomorrow!

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-Yeah, of course I was getting you a present!

-OK, well, erm, cool.

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Well, I'm going to go catch some waves,

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that's if I can find a new leash.

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See you guys tomorrow.

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-Don't tell me you forgot your anniversary?

-Me forget?

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Of course I forgot.

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And Taylor gives the best presents ever!

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Last month, he mashed up a digital video megamix of all

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of our best bits underscored by a dubstep track that he wrote himself.

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But you forgot again and ended up making him

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an origami duck out of loo paper! I remember!

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I can't take it any more!

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Taylor is the present king!

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Actually, I'm the present king. The answer is staring you in the mouth.

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-He said he wants a leash, no? Then get him a leash.

-You're right!

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I'll get him a leash. What's a leash?

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Are you imbecilios?

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-It's rope for tie a bow-wow!

-Taylor doesn't have a dog!

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But he did say he was going to go catch some waves.

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-PHONE CHIMES

-There it is!

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I knew it, a surfer's leash!

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It's an actual thing, an actual real thing,

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-I am so happy I could kiss someone!

-Don't even think about it.

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OK, everyone, I've got an announcement to make.

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-I texted Callum and asked him out on a date.

-What?

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But last time you texted me, you were celebrating winning some award,

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not the fact that you'd asked out Mr "I'm So Hot I Have Scorch Marks."

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I can do both, can't I? And look at what he replied.

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See that? Three kisses. Count them.

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The Dedenator is striking back, and this time love is the victim.

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And Callum, he's also the victim.

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So there you have it. Whoop-whoop!

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The good news train is approaching its destination.

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Danny boy, amazing news!

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Finally! One Direction have exploded!

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Even better. Brandy May-Lou Buckingham's coming over. Get up!

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-Brandy May-who?

-She's new, she's from Alabama.

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She's amazing, and she's looking for one new dancer to join her

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line at the Y Square Dance-Off tomorrow. So it could be one of us!

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I've been practising my do-si-do all day.

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I'm not entirely sure I know what do-si-do-ing is,

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but even if I did know I still wouldn't be interested.

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Gee, that sure is a shame.

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You know, back in my home town of Georgiana, Alabama,

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we have a little old saying that goes,

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"If the Good Lord hadn't wanted us to line-dance and hoedown,

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"he wouldn't have invented sequins, Stetsons and Taylor Swift."

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But I guess that don't matter no more

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since you don't want to dance with me anyway.

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I didn't say I didn't want to dance with you. I'd love to dance with you!

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I'll dance for you right now! Here's my chicken dance.

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SILLY MUSIC PLAYS

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HE SQUAWKS

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That sure is a wonderful dance you got there, Danny,

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but Jake here has already expressed an interest in dancing with me,

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so I'm afraid you two cowboys are just going to have to

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settle this yourselves.

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BOTH: Bring it on!

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Bev, guess what? Great news!

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You've come to tell me whether this is a crankshaft or a sparkplug?

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-No idea.

-Makes two of us.

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-Why did I promise to mind this garage?

-Never mind that.

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-I've just received an email telling me I've become an alumnus.

-A what?

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Keith Woods, alumnus of the Heather Chandler Memorial School, Year 2010.

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It's like hearing I've become a lord!

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They want you to go back for a reunion?

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Well, that's ridiculous, you only left ten minutes ago.

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-You know what this means?

-You won't be able to stay late tomorrow

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and help me with that Corsa.

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It means, I finally get to go heads up with my arch rival Deano.

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-Who the Dutch braid is Deano?

-He's like me squared.

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Everything I did he went one better. I had two girlfriends, he had three.

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I failed four MVQs, he failed 'em all.

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Wow, sounds like a right catch(!)

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Ever since that he's done nothing. Me?

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The Keithmeister, well, I'm assistant manager at a garage

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with special responsibilities to refreshments, ain't I?

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Yes, my love, you make the tea(!)

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Ooh, speaking of which...

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Trust me, when I get there, I'm going to go straight up to him

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and go, "Deano Marconi, let me tell you..."

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Hang on, Deano Marconi? As in Deano Marconi of 13 Gleneagles Drive?

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Yeah, how d'you know his address?

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Because he came in earlier and dropped that off.

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Apparently, it's a Triumph Adventurer

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but I wouldn't know one of them if it popped up and gave me a pigtail.

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That's Deano's Triumph?

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-How did he afford that?

-Maybe he's not doing so badly after all.

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No, that's not him. No.

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What can I get you? A pot of ginseng for one?

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-A Fair Trade flapjack with no added fun?

-No, thanks.

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-I'm meeting Callum for a date.

-Really? Where is he, then?

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He's, erm, 3.25 minutes late. But I'm OK with that.

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Just because timekeeping is not his strong suit does not mean

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we're not compatible.

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As Captain Skylo would say, "No two stars look the same.

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"Some are main sequence dwarves

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"while others are hydrogen burning hyper-giants."

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Or, in the original Cargonian,

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Vluurg! Grarthm! Greeth, mah-jog!

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Dr Viazani! Hi!

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I didn't realise we are fellow Cargo nuts, Delia.

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I wouldn't call myself a "Cargo nut."

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I don't now the difference between the Tundramites of season six

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and the Windrophiles of season eight, but

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if you like Space Cargo then that's OK, because we are very different.

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Anyway, I would love to stay and chat but I'm meeting someone.

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I know. Me.

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-What?

-Vanda give me your number. I text you.

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"Meet me in the Y at 5pm." You text me back, "That would be lovely.

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"Maybe then we could catch a movie."

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I'm sorry, I have neither time

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nor inclination to catch a movie, but I did want to speak to you.

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You need to sign the Health & Safety release for your award.

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It has very sharp edges.

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OMJB!

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Your number's one digit different to Callum's!

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What are the chances of that, eh? I know!

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400,075 to one!

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Anyway, I'm sure I must have the form in here somewhere.

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Dr Viazani, I'm really sorry but I've got to go.

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Not enjoying your date then?

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Oops, I forgot. Callum's already on a date.

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With someone else. Ouch! Painful much.

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Ashlii, please don't make this worse than it is.

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I really thought I was coming here to meet Callum.

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But instead I was meeting an elderly woman

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who keeps potatoes in her handbag!

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My love life is going nowhere. In fact, my life is going nowhere.

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-So change it, dufus!

-As if that's even possible.

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Oh, my Richard Dawkins! Ashlii, what have you done to me?

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I've given you a daisy print dress

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with the cutest canary coloured crop cardy,

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with leopard print ballet pumps,

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with a French sole and an Italian twist.

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Quick. Callum's on his own, go talk to him!

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He asked me for the bill.

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I'm so insignificant, he thinks I'm a waitress!

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I want my school uniform back.

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Nuh-uh. He treats you like a waitress because you act like one.

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Hang on, you ARE one. Nobody treats you like this.

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So, I wait tables in The Y. But in my head, I'm on a catwalk in Milan.

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And that's the image I project.

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Most people won't even order from me. I'm THAT fierce.

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When I'm ready, loser-tron!

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Moving through... Moving through.

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Isn't it a beauty? I used to use it in my act in Vegas.

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Erm, with respect...

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Respect?! What is she, the Pope? Show some attitude, girlfriend.

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OK. Get a grip, Grandma! Who cares what you think,

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I've got bigger and better things to worry about.

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Dede Baxter - I have milkshake in my ear.

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All I can hear is...banana.

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That's funny, because all I can hear is a boring old bonka-tron.

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Now, THAT'S fierce!

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This is a traditional hand-woven dog leash from Mecca.

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It take me hours to make. Trust me, they will love it.

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I told you I was the present king.

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He does not want a dog leash, he wants a surf leash!

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The leash is a cord which connects surfer to surfboard.

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And surfer to shark, if you are unlucky!

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Man, I am wasted on these people!

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PHONE RINGS

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Hey, BF, what's up?

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I'm going to be a little late for the anniversary date.

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It's my new dog, Jay-Z, he's kind of taking me for a walk.

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-You've got a new dog?

-Yeah. My mum got it for me, I told you.

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He's only a Labradoodle, but he's so strong.

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That's why I needed the new leash,

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so I can tie him up while I hit the waves.

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Still haven't found one strong enough, though.

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You actually don't want a surf leash and you DO want a dog leash?

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Yeah. Anyway, I've got to go, he's eating my foot.

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Oh, Mel G. Rico IS the present king!

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I need that dog leash!

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WESTERN MOVIE MUSIC

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Howdy, pardner.

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Howdy.

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Man, these chaps are tight.

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Strikes me we got a little old disagreement on our hands.

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We both want to dance with the same girl.

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Ain't that the truth?

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Where did you say your accent was from?

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Don't change the subject, you yellow-bellied snake in the grass!

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We're going to settle this once and for all.

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That's right, boys. There's only one way to settle this.

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You know what I'm talking about.

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One...two...three.

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Scissors!

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Dang it! Best of three.

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One...two...three.

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Look - it's Katniss from The Hunger Games!

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Paper.

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No way!

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Well, looks like we have a winner.

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Daniel, welcome to my line of champs.

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That's not fair. I saw her first.

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Sorry, boy. I guess the best man won.

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You know what, Beth -

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I mean, what would Steve think if I left you in the lurch like that?

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Oh, don't be a banana. What am I going to do, paint its nails?

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It'll be waiting for you in the morning. Go on - enjoy your reunion.

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Oh, yeah, about that. I was thinking about not going.

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Oh, Keith, love, we all have people at school who do better than us.

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Mine was Katherine. She was always the centre of attention.

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Is there a point to all this?

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My point is, she's Dino and you're me, right?

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So, in the grand scheme of things

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I've done just as well as her, if not better in some ways,

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because what I don't know about '70s ringlet wave ain't worth knowing.

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-And what's Katherine done?

-Films, mostly.

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She goes by the stage name Kate Winslet.

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THE Kate Winslet?

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That's the one. Big boat?

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Oh, wow. Thanks for putting things into perspective for me, Beth.

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There is no way I'm going to that reunion now Deano's Kate Winslet.

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-Why would you give me that leash?

-Because I no have it no more.

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I give it to sad-faced child on street, with puppy called Gnasher.

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She was delighted.

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Even she appreciate it more than you do.

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I said I'm sorry.

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You say it with your mouth, but not with your heart.

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I told you I was king of presents,

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but you make me feel like king of idiots!

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What am I going to get Taylor for our anniversary now?

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I didn't even have time to make an origami duck.

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Half past end of relationship o'clock!

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Sadie, you breaking up with Taylor? That's just so sad.

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Can I do anything to help? Shoulder to cry on, foot rub?

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Maybe we can take in a movie?

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Oh, Mel G, Killer Kreamy cream puff doughnuts?

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They're Taylor's favourite. And they're only available in the US.

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I had them flown in. It was an emotional emergency.

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-Can I have them?

-Of course.

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Thank you so much! You may have just saved my relationship.

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Well... But that wasn't the plan.

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PHONE RINGS

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Yellow?

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What? No, I cannot come to the dinner.

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Either you come, or I call the cops and they come.

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Dede's here. She's gone wild.

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Sorry, don't be redonculous. There's more chance of Roger winning Crufts.

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HE WHIMPERS

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If you don't believe me, you come here yourself.

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Yee-ha, come on!

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Woo-hoo!

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Yeee-ha!

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Told ya! So now what are you going to do?

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Woo-hoo!

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Yee-ha!

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Dede! Get off that mechanical donkey this instant!

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Woo-hoo!

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Ah, Dede, I have the release form for your award for you to sign.

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Award-shmorm. I'm not signing anything.

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The old Dede signed forms. The new one doesn't even own a pen.

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Get with it, Losers McLosers!

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But, Dedes, this is for your Young Geneticist of the Year award.

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Get your bottom off that ride. If you don't sign it, you can win.

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Fine. I knew you'd come to your senses.

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There, that's what I think of your award!

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And this is what I think of you!

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Deeds...

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OK, enough! I get it, Dede, you don't want the award.

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Cos you're a cool girl now. But let me ask you a question -

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where's Callum in all of this?

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Oh, yeah - that's right, he's looking at himself

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because that's all he cares about, Dede.

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Don't look at me. I never promised you a rose garden.

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It doesn't matter if you're nerdy or you are cool

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or you are a complete and utter maniac

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because Callum is just not that into you.

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I don't see why I can't just sit in the corner and watch.

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You won't even know I'm here.

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Sorry, buddy. Brandy says rehearsals are private.

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This is an outrage!

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Sorry about him. He's just jealous.

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So, let's see what you're made of, shall we?

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-How's your cha-cha-slide lookin'?

-My cha-cha-slide? It's great!

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Well, I sure hope you've got stamina.

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Stamina's my middle name.

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OK, I'm surprised at you, Danny boy.

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I thought you wanted to win that line dancing crown as much as I do.

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I do, I'm just quite attached to my legs, that's all.

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Let me see that.

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That's just a surface wound.

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OK, but can't we just have a little break?

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Of course we can!

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When we are celebrating being crowned line dancing champions.

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Now get on up and show me your hoedown throw-down!

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HE WHIMPERS

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Look, why don't you just go for an hour?

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Bev, I've accepted it, all right? I'm a failure.

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Hence, I'm not going to the reunion -

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I'm working on the swanky bike of my old school rival,

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the Kate Winslet of casting,

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who's at the reunion now and is quite clearly a major success.

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Well, I for one would not be moping around here like a wet quiff,

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I can tell you that for nothing. PHONE RINGS

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Hello, Mr Cuticles.

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I mean, Curlzone Motors, I mean...

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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Right. Angie Marconi.

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Not THE Angie Marconi from St Hilda's High School on the Green?

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It's Bev! Beverly Summers.

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Yeah...

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Right.

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Yeah, no. Right, yeah.

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All right, bye.

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Who was that?

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That was Deano's mum, Angie Marconi, my other school nemesis.

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She sat next to Kate. She wants to know when her bike will be ready.

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-Hang on, this bike's Deano's mum's?

-He dropped it off for her.

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Apparently, he's in-between jobs at the moment.

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Ha-ha! So I'm a failure and Deano's a failure.

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Woo-hoo! Hi five.

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How the banana did Angie Marconi afford a bike like that?

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I don't know, Bev. I'll ask him at the reunion.

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See ya.

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Where were you today? Did you forget our anniversary?

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Oh, what happened to you?

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I finally found you the perfect present for our anniversary,

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but then my so-called BFF goes and throws it at me

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because she's trying to be cool and impress Callum.

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Why is she wasting her time with a bonehead like him for?

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-She's worth 50 of him.

-I'm sorry I've been

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so rubbish with our anniversaries.

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I'm not the most perfectumundo girlfriend in the world.

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I can't even pretend to be. Just deal with it, OK?

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-Well, that's a relief.

-Say what?

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I didn't know what to get you either.

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The only thing I could think of was making you another video.

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I've been carrying this video camera around all week

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-trying to get some inspiration.

-Really?

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So maybe let's just say enough of the presents for a while, OK?

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And this thing is so heavy.

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To be honest, I'm just looking forward to leaving it at home.

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Hang on a second. This might just bring Dede back from the brink.

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Welcome to Rodeo Drive.

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Ladies and gentlemen, cowboys and cowgirls,

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despite certain setbacks...

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..the Rodeo Drive is still on!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Contestants for the line dance-off, it's time to hit the floor.

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I will be calling the dancers naturally, so pay attention.

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Bow to the corner, bow to your own.

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MUSIC: "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex

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I hope you and Brandy May-Lou have had a good time.

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Oh, the best.

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Danny, what happened?

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What happened? I'll tell you what happened.

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Your little friend here is too lily-livered

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to line dance like a man. That's what.

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-Ow!

-Now get on up and show me what you're made of!

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We've got a title to win, or have you forgotten?

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Give me a minute.

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Hold on one cotton-picking minute there, sister.

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No-one speaks to the Danster like that, not even me,

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so if he's not good enough to dance with someone like you

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then I sure as heck know someone who's happy to dance with him.

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Ladies and gents,

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I give you the Y Diner line dance-off champions 2013.

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I object. That's cheating. You can't have two cowboys dancing together.

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It don't make no sense.

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It's 2013, Brandy May-Lou. Get with the programme.

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I can dance with whoever I want.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Urgh!

-Hello? Is this thing on?

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Dede, this is a message from all your friends.

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We notice you haven't been yourself lately.

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You tried to change yourself because of a boy

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and it seems like you've forgotten who you are,

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so we made a mash-up of all your best bits.

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You know, just to remind you.

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MUSIC: "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus

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# And if you tell my heart My achy, breaky heart

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# He might blow up and kill this man. #

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'Deeds, if Callum can't see how amazing you are,

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'he clearly does not deserve you.'

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But you do deserve that award.

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Dr Viazani, can you ever forgive me?

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That's OK, dear. I ran wild at your age, too.

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I once punched a Brownie.

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Another time I ran off to Mexico with my boyfriend.

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But Miss V said you never had a boyfriend.

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She forgot about Consuelo.

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And Julian. And Richard. And, come to think of it,

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I wonder what happened to Richard's friend, Rupert.

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Miss V...?

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I owe you an apology, too. I don't know what came over me.

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I know what came over me. Milkshake.

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OK, I forgive you.

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Well, I will when I've done this.

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OMLG. Sorry!

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Ish.

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