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I've got the best news since the discovery | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
of the Higgs boson particle! You'll never believe...! | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
MUSIC: "Laserlight" by Jessie J | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
Whoa! | 0:00:12 | 0:00:13 | |
Hi, Callum. Hi! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
So, what's the good news? | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
What? Oh, that, yeah. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:23 | |
I won the Young Geneticist of the Year Award! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
You know, for my work deciphering | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
the relationship between the complex peptide...? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Enrique Iglesias! Dede, that's brilliant! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
You wanted to win this award your whole life. Take that, genetics. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
-Whoo! -Yeah, it's kind of good news, I guess. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:39 | |
Kind of? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
OK, Dede, quit with the Callum sad face. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
You cannot still be hung up on this guy. It's been...for ever. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:47 | |
Nine days, seven hours, three minutes and 45 seconds. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
Not that I've been counting, and not that he cares. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
-He doesn't even know I exist. -Callum don't know anyone exist! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
He's a lethal combination, good looking and vain. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
-He's like self-eating chocolate. -Point taken, just one little thing. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:05 | |
-I still want to date him! -OK, OK! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Stop with the focus on the fit fella and start with the focus on the fun. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Your type of fun! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
You are the winner of the Young Gymnast of the Ear Award. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
-Young Geneticist of the YEAR Award. -Even better! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
That's true, and the award is being presented | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
by my all-time favourite geneticist, Dr Valdis Viazani. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
Valdis Viazani? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Why are you talking about my VV? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Your VV? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
We are very, very, very close relation. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
She is my second cousin Vandra's sister's step-aunt | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
three times removed, and she's coming to stay here. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
She's got to present some award or other, | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
but mainly, she is here for rodeo, | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
because we are going cowboy crazy at the Y Club, | 0:01:47 | 0:01:52 | |
with a line dance-off and a bucking bronco. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
Ride 'em, cowgirls! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
No way! Could I get an intro? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
-That'd be beyond amazing! -Of course. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
Whenever I think of VV, I think of you, Delia. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
You have so much in common. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
You're like two little schnudel peas in one schnudel pod. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:14 | |
What? Me and a Nobel Prize-winner? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
No way! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
Way! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
-I'm like that? -Like two schnudel peas in a schnudel pod. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:30 | |
Just like you, Delia, her work is everything. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
She doesn't socialise, she doesn't exercise, she never left home, | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
she never had a boyfriend. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
-Never had a boyfriend?! -Nope. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
You can't save the world AND have a life, Delia. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
No-o-o-o-o! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
# Won't somebody tell me why | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
# I'm always surrounded by boys? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
# Give me a break | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
# They've got attitude Kind of cute | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
# But when they're in trouble Takes a girl | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
# To save the day, to save the day | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
# I'd love another girl Around the place | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
# Could you be her? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
# Someone to back me up so I always | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
# Have the last word | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
# I guess it's hard To be the only girl | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
# In a boys' world | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
# Girl, girl | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
# In a boys' world | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
# Mental attitude | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
# Understanding, kind and sensitive | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
# Don't want gratitude | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
# I just don't wanna be The only girl | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
# In a boys' world. # | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
'If you've just joined us, Delia Baxter is playing for a chance | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
'to win a relationship with Callum Caulfield. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
'All she has to do is answer the next question correctly. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
-'Delia, are you ready?' -Yes. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
'OK, the question is...' | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
That's easy, just one. It's February. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
'Is that the right answer? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
'That's the wrong answer.' | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
What? No, that was the right answer! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
'All the months have 28 days, but some have two or three more! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
'You'll have to say goodbye, Delia, but you don't leave with nothing. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
'You win a lifetime of being as scientifically successful | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
'but as socially inept as Dr Valdis Viazani!' | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
DEDE PANTS | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Not on my watch! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
Rico, sorry I'm late, I was, erm... | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
-Buying me a present for our 10-month anniversary tomorrow? -T-tomorrow? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
I mean, of course it's tomorrow! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
-Yeah, of course I was getting you a present! -OK, well, erm, cool. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
Well, I'm going to go catch some waves, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
that's if I can find a new leash. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
See you guys tomorrow. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-Don't tell me you forgot your anniversary? -Me forget? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Of course I forgot. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
And Taylor gives the best presents ever! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Last month, he mashed up a digital video megamix of all | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
of our best bits underscored by a dubstep track that he wrote himself. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
But you forgot again and ended up making him | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
an origami duck out of loo paper! I remember! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
I can't take it any more! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Taylor is the present king! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Actually, I'm the present king. The answer is staring you in the mouth. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
-He said he wants a leash, no? Then get him a leash. -You're right! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
I'll get him a leash. What's a leash? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Are you imbecilios? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
-It's rope for tie a bow-wow! -Taylor doesn't have a dog! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
But he did say he was going to go catch some waves. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
-PHONE CHIMES -There it is! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
I knew it, a surfer's leash! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
It's an actual thing, an actual real thing, | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
-I am so happy I could kiss someone! -Don't even think about it. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
OK, everyone, I've got an announcement to make. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
-I texted Callum and asked him out on a date. -What? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
But last time you texted me, you were celebrating winning some award, | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
not the fact that you'd asked out Mr "I'm So Hot I Have Scorch Marks." | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
I can do both, can't I? And look at what he replied. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
See that? Three kisses. Count them. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
The Dedenator is striking back, and this time love is the victim. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:22 | |
And Callum, he's also the victim. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
So there you have it. Whoop-whoop! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
The good news train is approaching its destination. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Danny boy, amazing news! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Finally! One Direction have exploded! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Even better. Brandy May-Lou Buckingham's coming over. Get up! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
-Brandy May-who? -She's new, she's from Alabama. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
She's amazing, and she's looking for one new dancer to join her | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
line at the Y Square Dance-Off tomorrow. So it could be one of us! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
I've been practising my do-si-do all day. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
I'm not entirely sure I know what do-si-do-ing is, | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
but even if I did know I still wouldn't be interested. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
Gee, that sure is a shame. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
You know, back in my home town of Georgiana, Alabama, | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
we have a little old saying that goes, | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
"If the Good Lord hadn't wanted us to line-dance and hoedown, | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
"he wouldn't have invented sequins, Stetsons and Taylor Swift." | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
But I guess that don't matter no more | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
since you don't want to dance with me anyway. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
I didn't say I didn't want to dance with you. I'd love to dance with you! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
I'll dance for you right now! Here's my chicken dance. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
SILLY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
HE SQUAWKS | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
That sure is a wonderful dance you got there, Danny, | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
but Jake here has already expressed an interest in dancing with me, | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
so I'm afraid you two cowboys are just going to have to | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
settle this yourselves. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
BOTH: Bring it on! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Bev, guess what? Great news! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
You've come to tell me whether this is a crankshaft or a sparkplug? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-No idea. -Makes two of us. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
-Why did I promise to mind this garage? -Never mind that. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
-I've just received an email telling me I've become an alumnus. -A what? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
Keith Woods, alumnus of the Heather Chandler Memorial School, Year 2010. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:20 | |
It's like hearing I've become a lord! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
They want you to go back for a reunion? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Well, that's ridiculous, you only left ten minutes ago. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
-You know what this means? -You won't be able to stay late tomorrow | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
and help me with that Corsa. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
It means, I finally get to go heads up with my arch rival Deano. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
-Who the Dutch braid is Deano? -He's like me squared. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Everything I did he went one better. I had two girlfriends, he had three. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:42 | |
I failed four MVQs, he failed 'em all. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Wow, sounds like a right catch(!) | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Ever since that he's done nothing. Me? | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
The Keithmeister, well, I'm assistant manager at a garage | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
with special responsibilities to refreshments, ain't I? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
Yes, my love, you make the tea(!) | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Ooh, speaking of which... | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Trust me, when I get there, I'm going to go straight up to him | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
and go, "Deano Marconi, let me tell you..." | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Hang on, Deano Marconi? As in Deano Marconi of 13 Gleneagles Drive? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:14 | |
Yeah, how d'you know his address? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
Because he came in earlier and dropped that off. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
Apparently, it's a Triumph Adventurer | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
but I wouldn't know one of them if it popped up and gave me a pigtail. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
That's Deano's Triumph? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
-How did he afford that? -Maybe he's not doing so badly after all. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
No, that's not him. No. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
What can I get you? A pot of ginseng for one? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
-A Fair Trade flapjack with no added fun? -No, thanks. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
-I'm meeting Callum for a date. -Really? Where is he, then? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
He's, erm, 3.25 minutes late. But I'm OK with that. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
Just because timekeeping is not his strong suit does not mean | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
we're not compatible. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
As Captain Skylo would say, "No two stars look the same. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
"Some are main sequence dwarves | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
"while others are hydrogen burning hyper-giants." | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Or, in the original Cargonian, | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Vluurg! Grarthm! Greeth, mah-jog! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
Dr Viazani! Hi! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
I didn't realise we are fellow Cargo nuts, Delia. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
I wouldn't call myself a "Cargo nut." | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
I don't now the difference between the Tundramites of season six | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
and the Windrophiles of season eight, but | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
if you like Space Cargo then that's OK, because we are very different. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
Anyway, I would love to stay and chat but I'm meeting someone. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
I know. Me. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
-What? -Vanda give me your number. I text you. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
"Meet me in the Y at 5pm." You text me back, "That would be lovely. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:50 | |
"Maybe then we could catch a movie." | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
I'm sorry, I have neither time | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
nor inclination to catch a movie, but I did want to speak to you. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
You need to sign the Health & Safety release for your award. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
It has very sharp edges. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
OMJB! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Your number's one digit different to Callum's! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
What are the chances of that, eh? I know! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
400,075 to one! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Anyway, I'm sure I must have the form in here somewhere. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:21 | |
Dr Viazani, I'm really sorry but I've got to go. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Not enjoying your date then? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:25 | |
Oops, I forgot. Callum's already on a date. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
With someone else. Ouch! Painful much. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:34 | |
Ashlii, please don't make this worse than it is. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
I really thought I was coming here to meet Callum. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
But instead I was meeting an elderly woman | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
who keeps potatoes in her handbag! | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
My love life is going nowhere. In fact, my life is going nowhere. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
-So change it, dufus! -As if that's even possible. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Oh, my Richard Dawkins! Ashlii, what have you done to me? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
I've given you a daisy print dress | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
with the cutest canary coloured crop cardy, | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
with leopard print ballet pumps, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
with a French sole and an Italian twist. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Quick. Callum's on his own, go talk to him! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
He asked me for the bill. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
I'm so insignificant, he thinks I'm a waitress! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
I want my school uniform back. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
Nuh-uh. He treats you like a waitress because you act like one. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Hang on, you ARE one. Nobody treats you like this. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
So, I wait tables in The Y. But in my head, I'm on a catwalk in Milan. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
And that's the image I project. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Most people won't even order from me. I'm THAT fierce. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
When I'm ready, loser-tron! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Moving through... Moving through. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
Isn't it a beauty? I used to use it in my act in Vegas. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:58 | |
Erm, with respect... | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
Respect?! What is she, the Pope? Show some attitude, girlfriend. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:05 | |
OK. Get a grip, Grandma! Who cares what you think, | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
I've got bigger and better things to worry about. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Dede Baxter - I have milkshake in my ear. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
All I can hear is...banana. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
That's funny, because all I can hear is a boring old bonka-tron. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
Now, THAT'S fierce! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
This is a traditional hand-woven dog leash from Mecca. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
It take me hours to make. Trust me, they will love it. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
I told you I was the present king. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
He does not want a dog leash, he wants a surf leash! | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
The leash is a cord which connects surfer to surfboard. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
And surfer to shark, if you are unlucky! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Man, I am wasted on these people! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Hey, BF, what's up? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
I'm going to be a little late for the anniversary date. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
It's my new dog, Jay-Z, he's kind of taking me for a walk. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
-You've got a new dog? -Yeah. My mum got it for me, I told you. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
He's only a Labradoodle, but he's so strong. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
That's why I needed the new leash, | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
so I can tie him up while I hit the waves. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Still haven't found one strong enough, though. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
You actually don't want a surf leash and you DO want a dog leash? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
Yeah. Anyway, I've got to go, he's eating my foot. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Oh, Mel G. Rico IS the present king! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:28 | |
I need that dog leash! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
WESTERN MOVIE MUSIC | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Howdy, pardner. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Howdy. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Man, these chaps are tight. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Strikes me we got a little old disagreement on our hands. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
We both want to dance with the same girl. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Ain't that the truth? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Where did you say your accent was from? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Don't change the subject, you yellow-bellied snake in the grass! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
We're going to settle this once and for all. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
That's right, boys. There's only one way to settle this. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
You know what I'm talking about. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
One...two...three. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
Scissors! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
Dang it! Best of three. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
One...two...three. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
Look - it's Katniss from The Hunger Games! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Paper. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
No way! | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Well, looks like we have a winner. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Daniel, welcome to my line of champs. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
That's not fair. I saw her first. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Sorry, boy. I guess the best man won. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
You know what, Beth - | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
I mean, what would Steve think if I left you in the lurch like that? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
Oh, don't be a banana. What am I going to do, paint its nails? | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
It'll be waiting for you in the morning. Go on - enjoy your reunion. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
Oh, yeah, about that. I was thinking about not going. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
Oh, Keith, love, we all have people at school who do better than us. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:11 | |
Mine was Katherine. She was always the centre of attention. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
Is there a point to all this? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
My point is, she's Dino and you're me, right? | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
So, in the grand scheme of things | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
I've done just as well as her, if not better in some ways, | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
because what I don't know about '70s ringlet wave ain't worth knowing. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
-And what's Katherine done? -Films, mostly. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
She goes by the stage name Kate Winslet. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
THE Kate Winslet? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
That's the one. Big boat? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Oh, wow. Thanks for putting things into perspective for me, Beth. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
There is no way I'm going to that reunion now Deano's Kate Winslet. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:48 | |
-Why would you give me that leash? -Because I no have it no more. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
I give it to sad-faced child on street, with puppy called Gnasher. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
She was delighted. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
Even she appreciate it more than you do. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
I said I'm sorry. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
You say it with your mouth, but not with your heart. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
I told you I was king of presents, | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
but you make me feel like king of idiots! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
What am I going to get Taylor for our anniversary now? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
I didn't even have time to make an origami duck. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Half past end of relationship o'clock! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
Sadie, you breaking up with Taylor? That's just so sad. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Can I do anything to help? Shoulder to cry on, foot rub? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Maybe we can take in a movie? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Oh, Mel G, Killer Kreamy cream puff doughnuts? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
They're Taylor's favourite. And they're only available in the US. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
I had them flown in. It was an emotional emergency. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
-Can I have them? -Of course. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Thank you so much! You may have just saved my relationship. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
Well... But that wasn't the plan. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
Yellow? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
What? No, I cannot come to the dinner. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:49 | |
Either you come, or I call the cops and they come. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Dede's here. She's gone wild. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
Sorry, don't be redonculous. There's more chance of Roger winning Crufts. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:58 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:17:58 | 0:17:59 | |
If you don't believe me, you come here yourself. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Yee-ha, come on! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Woo-hoo! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
Yeee-ha! | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
Told ya! So now what are you going to do? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
Woo-hoo! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Yee-ha! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
Dede! Get off that mechanical donkey this instant! | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Woo-hoo! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Ah, Dede, I have the release form for your award for you to sign. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:29 | |
Award-shmorm. I'm not signing anything. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
The old Dede signed forms. The new one doesn't even own a pen. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Get with it, Losers McLosers! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
But, Dedes, this is for your Young Geneticist of the Year award. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
Get your bottom off that ride. If you don't sign it, you can win. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
Fine. I knew you'd come to your senses. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
There, that's what I think of your award! | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
And this is what I think of you! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Deeds... | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
OK, enough! I get it, Dede, you don't want the award. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
Cos you're a cool girl now. But let me ask you a question - | 0:19:15 | 0:19:19 | |
where's Callum in all of this? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Oh, yeah - that's right, he's looking at himself | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
because that's all he cares about, Dede. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Don't look at me. I never promised you a rose garden. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
It doesn't matter if you're nerdy or you are cool | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
or you are a complete and utter maniac | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
because Callum is just not that into you. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
I don't see why I can't just sit in the corner and watch. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
You won't even know I'm here. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
Sorry, buddy. Brandy says rehearsals are private. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
This is an outrage! | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Sorry about him. He's just jealous. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
So, let's see what you're made of, shall we? | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
-How's your cha-cha-slide lookin'? -My cha-cha-slide? It's great! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
Well, I sure hope you've got stamina. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
Stamina's my middle name. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
OK, I'm surprised at you, Danny boy. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
I thought you wanted to win that line dancing crown as much as I do. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
I do, I'm just quite attached to my legs, that's all. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Let me see that. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
That's just a surface wound. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
OK, but can't we just have a little break? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Of course we can! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
When we are celebrating being crowned line dancing champions. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Now get on up and show me your hoedown throw-down! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
Look, why don't you just go for an hour? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
Bev, I've accepted it, all right? I'm a failure. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
Hence, I'm not going to the reunion - | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
I'm working on the swanky bike of my old school rival, | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
the Kate Winslet of casting, | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
who's at the reunion now and is quite clearly a major success. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:55 | |
Well, I for one would not be moping around here like a wet quiff, | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
I can tell you that for nothing. PHONE RINGS | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
Hello, Mr Cuticles. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
I mean, Curlzone Motors, I mean... | 0:21:04 | 0:21:08 | |
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Right. Angie Marconi. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
Not THE Angie Marconi from St Hilda's High School on the Green? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
It's Bev! Beverly Summers. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
Yeah... | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
Right. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
Yeah, no. Right, yeah. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
All right, bye. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Who was that? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
That was Deano's mum, Angie Marconi, my other school nemesis. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:32 | |
She sat next to Kate. She wants to know when her bike will be ready. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:37 | |
-Hang on, this bike's Deano's mum's? -He dropped it off for her. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Apparently, he's in-between jobs at the moment. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
Ha-ha! So I'm a failure and Deano's a failure. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
Woo-hoo! Hi five. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
How the banana did Angie Marconi afford a bike like that? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
I don't know, Bev. I'll ask him at the reunion. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
See ya. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
Where were you today? Did you forget our anniversary? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:09 | |
Oh, what happened to you? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
I finally found you the perfect present for our anniversary, | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
but then my so-called BFF goes and throws it at me | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
because she's trying to be cool and impress Callum. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
Why is she wasting her time with a bonehead like him for? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
-She's worth 50 of him. -I'm sorry I've been | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
so rubbish with our anniversaries. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
I'm not the most perfectumundo girlfriend in the world. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
I can't even pretend to be. Just deal with it, OK? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
-Well, that's a relief. -Say what? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
I didn't know what to get you either. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
The only thing I could think of was making you another video. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
I've been carrying this video camera around all week | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
-trying to get some inspiration. -Really? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
So maybe let's just say enough of the presents for a while, OK? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
And this thing is so heavy. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:43 | |
To be honest, I'm just looking forward to leaving it at home. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Hang on a second. This might just bring Dede back from the brink. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
Welcome to Rodeo Drive. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, cowboys and cowgirls, | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
despite certain setbacks... | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
..the Rodeo Drive is still on! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
Contestants for the line dance-off, it's time to hit the floor. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:16 | |
I will be calling the dancers naturally, so pay attention. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
Bow to the corner, bow to your own. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
MUSIC: "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
I hope you and Brandy May-Lou have had a good time. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Oh, the best. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
Danny, what happened? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
What happened? I'll tell you what happened. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Your little friend here is too lily-livered | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
to line dance like a man. That's what. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
-Ow! -Now get on up and show me what you're made of! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
We've got a title to win, or have you forgotten? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Give me a minute. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:03 | |
Hold on one cotton-picking minute there, sister. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
No-one speaks to the Danster like that, not even me, | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
so if he's not good enough to dance with someone like you | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
then I sure as heck know someone who's happy to dance with him. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
Ladies and gents, | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
I give you the Y Diner line dance-off champions 2013. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:40 | |
I object. That's cheating. You can't have two cowboys dancing together. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:46 | |
It don't make no sense. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:47 | |
It's 2013, Brandy May-Lou. Get with the programme. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
I can dance with whoever I want. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
-Urgh! -Hello? Is this thing on? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Dede, this is a message from all your friends. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
We notice you haven't been yourself lately. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
You tried to change yourself because of a boy | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
and it seems like you've forgotten who you are, | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
so we made a mash-up of all your best bits. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
You know, just to remind you. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
MUSIC: "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
# And if you tell my heart My achy, breaky heart | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
# He might blow up and kill this man. # | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
'Deeds, if Callum can't see how amazing you are, | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
'he clearly does not deserve you.' | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
But you do deserve that award. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:46 | |
Dr Viazani, can you ever forgive me? | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
That's OK, dear. I ran wild at your age, too. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
I once punched a Brownie. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Another time I ran off to Mexico with my boyfriend. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
But Miss V said you never had a boyfriend. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
She forgot about Consuelo. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
And Julian. And Richard. And, come to think of it, | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
I wonder what happened to Richard's friend, Rupert. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
Miss V...? | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
I owe you an apology, too. I don't know what came over me. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:19 | |
I know what came over me. Milkshake. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
OK, I forgive you. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
Well, I will when I've done this. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
OMLG. Sorry! | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
Ish. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 |