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You have to come! We have a family ticket and Dad'll give you a lift. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
And still I say, this chico don't do camping. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
Camping? Nuh-uh! Glamping! Middle Summer Fest is | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
the most awesome mundacious teen festival of the year. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
All the coolest people on the planet will be there. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
-PHONE BEEPS -Oh, and Dede. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Deedster, how awesome-mundacious is Middle Summer Fest? | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
Off the scale! Middle Summer Fest is better | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
than the Cargonian paradise planet Elysium Five. You'll never believe | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
who's been signing autographs in the Sci-Fi Yurt! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
-Tom Roberts! -Captain Skylo?! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
The very same. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
I'm Tom's Best Fan Forever. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Or BFF, if you will. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
And so - he's promised to get us into the VIP area! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
-BOTH: VIP?! -We're going to meet all the stars! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
Jessie J, One Direction... | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
and, on the international stage, Latin superstar Bebe Bueno. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
-Who? -Bebe Bueno! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
The Beyonce of Brazil! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
OMBB! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
I told you! This is going to be the best summer, E to the V to the A! | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
THUNDER CRASHES AND RUMBLES | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
RAIN POURS | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Oh, don't worry, Deeds, I'm sure it won't last. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
MUSIC PLAYS: "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
-Huh? -BOTH: Surprise! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Now, you know Bev can't be with us for Christmas, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
cos she's going to see her relatives up North. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
So we decided to have our own family celebrations tomorrow, | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
half way to Christmas! June the 25th! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
But what about Middle Summer Fest? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Ah, yeah, we can go next year. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
BFFs! VIPs! OMLG! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
BOTH: Ho, ho, ho! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Ho, ho, noooooo! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
# Won't somebody tell me why I'm always surrounded by boys? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
# Give me a break | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
# They got attitude, kinda cute | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
# But when they're in trouble takes a girl | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-# To save the day! -To save the day! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
-# I'd love another girl around the place! -Could you be her? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:55 | |
-# Someone to back me up so I always -Have the last word | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
# I guess it's hard to be the only girl | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
# In a boys' world | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
# Girl, girl | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
# In a boys'... | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
-# I know I'm strong because I've got a positive -Mental attitude | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
-# Understanding, kind of sensitive -Don't want gratitude | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
# I just don't wanna be the only girl | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
# In a boys' world. # | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Right, now, Shirl and Earl's flight gets in at 6:15, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
so they should be here by 8:30. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
So it's stockings at 9. Crackers at 9:30. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
9:45, we sing Christmas carols while I baste the turkey. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
-The what now? -Oh, yeah, Bev's doing the turkey with all the trimmings. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
Right! No more Packet Noodle with Rehydrated Turkey-Flavoured Pieces. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
What? But it's traditional! And what about Danny? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
It was his turn to carve the pieces. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-Yeah! -And you know Jake only eats processed food? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
-True. -Never mind, boys. By lunchtime, | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
you'll be so full of chocolate, you won't even notice. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Oh, chocolate for breakfast - the true meaning of Christmas. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
You eat chocolate for breakfast every day! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Am I the only one who wants to stop this travesty? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Oh, Ashlii! Thank Gaga! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
What is with all the Santa stuff? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
They want to have a family Christmas here tomorrow! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Christmas? Tomorrow? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Mm-hm! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Amazing! I love Christmas! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
Has everyone except me gone absolutely bonkatron?! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Now, listen, everyone else is on board, all right? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-So don't go spoiling it for the rest of us. -Fine! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
I promise... | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
that Sassy J is going to Middle Summer Fest, | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
-whatever it takes. -THUMP! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Bah humbug! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
HE PLAYS "Price Tag" by Jessie J | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
# Just wanna make the world dance | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
# Forget about the price tag... # | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Thank you, chicas and chicos. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Please show your support in the usual way. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
LOUD BOOING | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Well...that went better than last week. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
-I think I'm winning them round. -Okey-dokey. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Here is your artist's fee. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Minus deductions, which leaves you with two... No... | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
One pence. Don't spend it all at once. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Deductions? What deductions?! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
For the redecoration. This whole wall will have to be repainted, | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
which costs lots of moolah, unless you want to paint the wall yourself? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
Get real, lady! Rico is an artist! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
I paint pictures with my music, not walls. Keep your moolah. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:40 | |
Oh, my lady Gaga! Emergency! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Shakalaka Supershake, stat! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
With double double chocolate syrup and extra cream. And more cream. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
What's the crisis this time, chica? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Crisis? What crisis?! There's no crisis! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Is that shake ready yet?! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
A 3,000-calorie shake?! Girlfriend, there had so better be a crisis! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
OK, it's like this. But whatever you do...do not panic. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
Dad and Bev want... | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
..family celebrations tomorrow, half way to Christmas! June 25th! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
..instead of going to Middle Summer Fest. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
But this is terrible! You promised me a lift to the festival of midsummer! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
You promise! You promise! How am I get to see Bebe Bueno now? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
Way to go, not panicking, Rico. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Answer me! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Chillaxio! This car-crash Christmas is toast. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
-I've got it sorted. I've got a plan. -Aha! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
One of your trademark Sassy J sabotage schemes, yes? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Absototally! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
Shakalaka Supershake, please, | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
with triple whipped cream and cream on top, | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
and more cream. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
-Who wants Christmas cookies? -BOTH: Me! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Bring the tray down when you're done. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
I'm off to wrap your prezzies. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
-No way! -Way. In fact, I bought you both the same thing. -The same thing? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:51 | |
-That's not fair! -How is that not fair? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
I should get a better present than you, that's why. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
-Because I'm family! -Danny... | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Christmas is about sharing the love in your heart with everyone. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Yeah, but I've way more love in my heart than Jake. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Plus I'm practically your son. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
Just face it, Danny Boy, the Bev-meister likes me | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
just as much as she likes you, | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
and she's not even dating my dad. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
That's because your dad is married to your mum! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
-Dur-brain! -All right, boys, that's enough! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
-It's not a competition, you know. -No, course not... | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
But I'm just glad I managed to get you a present, Bev, | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
unlike the Jakester here. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Don't listen to him, Bev, Bevvers, the Bevster. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
My prezzie for you is awesome! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Well, aren't I the lucky one, eh? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
Eat those cookies before they get cold. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
You've SO not got her anything, have you? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
-Nope. You? -Nothing. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
Yet. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
Nobody ever said it was going to be easy, | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
but if we work together, if we believe in ourselves, | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
we follow our dreams, we can ruin Christmas for everyone! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
-OK, chica, get to the plan. -OK, it's all written down here. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
Shirl and Earl's flight details. We go online and cancel their tickets. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
Then, we call up this food bank and donate the turkey. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
What? I'm helping the needy. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Then the masterstroke - | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
Deeds has texted me this totally fail-proof chemical formula. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
-OK, what will that do? -It'll make all the needles drop off the tree, | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
which means Midsummer Christmas is T to the rashed! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Trashed! Impressed much? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
-No. -Say what? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
So, you ruin Christmas. What will your father say? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
He will say, "Sadie you have been bad, | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
"no Middle Summer Fest for you!" | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Duh, he's not going to know it was me! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Trust me, girlfriend. He will know. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
-Who else would come up with a plan like this? -No-one! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
It's totes Sassalistic! The plan has Sadie Jenkins written all over it. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
-Oh! -Forget the lies! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
If you want to go to Middle Summer Fest, you must keep it real. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
It is the only way. Tell him the truth! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
-Excuse me? -Look, imagine I'm your father. What would you say to me? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
Err, what gives with the Spanish accent, Dad? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Seriously, that's all you've got?! | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
-You know, I'm trying, but you're not giving me much, are you? -OK, er... | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
AWKWARD DEEP VOICE: Motorcars. Spanner. Monkey wrench. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Chips! Now speak! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Dad, you just... you don't seem to get it. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
This summer holiday was supposed to be our time. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
But suddenly...suddenly, it's all about Bev. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
And I feel like all those years we've spent together, | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
they don't count for anything any more. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
And what about Mum? Have you just forgotten her? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Because...sometimes, it feels like you have. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
OMLG! Where did that just come from?! Ha! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
From the heart, tia. And that is how you must speak to your papa. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
You're right. I'll torture Dad with emotional blackmail! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
-I did not say that! -I know, but I heard what you meant! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Oi, Jenkins! Pick up your trash! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Oi, Summers, you're the waitress, do your job. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Turkey's defrosted, the mince pies are in the oven | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
and the stockings are on the mantle. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
-Now, do you want me to make up the beds for Shirl and Earl? -Oh? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Where are we going to put them? I suppose they could go on the sofa. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
OK, well, let's see. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
Well, maybe Danny could move out for a couple of nights, stay with Jake, | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
and then, Keith could go in Danny's room... | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Right, so we free up Keith's room for Shirl and Earl? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Oh, I dunno. I don't like asking the kid to move out. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
-You know what he's like. -Well, we've got enough problems with Sadie. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
The last thing we need is him moping about and making a fuss. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Well, you never know, he might surprise you. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
He's not a little boy any more. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:32 | |
It'll do him good to go somewhere else. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
CUP CLINKS | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
Still... It don't feel right to push him out like that. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS You know... Oh... | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
Oh! Yo, ho, ho! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
You looking forward to your Midsummer Christmas, then, Shirl? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
You what? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
Oh, you are joking! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Rico was right. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Emotional blackmail is so the way to go. Much better than... | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
Sabotage? This little scheme has got Sadie Jenkins written all over it! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
Cancelling flights? Getting rid of the turkey? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
You've been trying to wreck this Christmas from the start. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Well, for once, you won't get your own way! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
-But I didn't! -Don't even bother. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Christmas is happening tomorrow, whatever you say! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
-But... -Ah! -I... -Ah! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
But you saw it, didn't you? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
I mean, I scrunched up the plan, threw them away... | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
-they hit Ashlii... -Oi! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Oh, my Gaga. Ashlii! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
-You! You set me up! -You set yourself up! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
The way you went on about Middle Summer Fest - you're so obvious! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
I can't believe you did all this, just to get me in trouble with Dad. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Newsflash, Jenkins! It's not always about you! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
-I did it to get out of that stupid family Christmas. -Say what? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
-But I thought you wanted to go? -Yeah, you were supposed to. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Duh! To get away with an evil scheme, you have to play nice, | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
then wreck things from the inside. Like I do. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Well, the joke's on you, princess, cos - newsflash - it didn't work. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
-Say what?! -Suck it up, Ashlii, Midsummer Christmas is go, go, go. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:07 | |
Danny and Jake'll be doing armpit farts round the dinner table, | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Roger'll overdose on spuds and get sick | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
and Dad'll do his Christmas carol megamix-medley. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
23 songs, all out of tune. One in Welsh. Maybe you can join in. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:21 | |
I'd rather eat my own hair. Scrunchie and all. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
I know. Sickening, isn't it? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
And I want to be at Middle Summer Fest! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
So we actually want the same thing! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
-That's right! -Right! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
-Don't come in! -Don't come in?! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
If you want privacy, get your own tree house! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Well, I'm wrapping Bev's present and I don't want you copying me. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
Why would I copy you? I've got this little gift-off all wrapped up. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
My present for Bev is going to blow her socks off. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Yeah, well, she won't even notice her cold feet. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Cos mine's going to blow her mind! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
OK...I didn't want to have to do this, but... | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
say hello to Mani Mayhem! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
The nail-biting, nail-decorating video game! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
"Dazzle your friends with manicure masterpieces. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
"Over 99 sparkling shades of glitter. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
"As endorsed by the New Jersey Institute of Nail Science." | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
That's terrible! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Well, terrible for you, cos I just got her the best present ever. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
So did I. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
OK, now, remember, no matter what happens, | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
no-one must know about this plan to wreck Midsummer Christmas. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
-We don't even have a plan yet. -I know, but I'm thinking of one! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
Look - thinking face. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:43 | |
That just looks like indigestion. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
I got your, er, tippity, tappity, tixity! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
-Text? -Yes, that's the one. So your plan failed? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
Well, Plan A failed. It's just a minor setback. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
Bebe Bueno! | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
Save the dramz, Rico! We're thinking up a new plan now, | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
so we can definitely go to Middle Summer Fest. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
And that, my BFF, is a Sashlii promise. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Sashlii?! | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
What? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
I like it. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
I have a bad feeling about this. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
You and the evil one working together? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
It's horrible! It's like Simon Cowell working with Andrew Lloyd Webber! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
Ooh, dibsy, I'm Simon! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Farewell, Ms Bueno. We could have been so good. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
But it was not to be. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Bebe, you're so right! Never say goodbye to your dreams! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:36 | |
Si tu te vas! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:37 | |
-Ms V? -Yes? -About that painting work. We can make a deal? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
I thought you were "artist", not painter. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
For Bebe, I would build you a whole new diner. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
-But let's just go with the painting work for now, yes? -Fine. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
The paints and brushes are in the store room. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
You've broken something? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
You've stolen something? | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
Your nan's been joyriding in the customer's cars again? | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
-No, boss. -You've done something! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Otherwise why would you have washed up? | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Come on, honey, tell us. You're making us both nervous. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
I've done nothing. I just want you to know | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
how much I appreciate everything you've done for me. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
Yeah! He's definitely broken something. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
And I know I don't always show it, but I've loved living with you. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
If it was up to me, I'd live here forever, | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
-but it's not my decision, is it? -What are you trying to say? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
You've been like a dad to me, | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
but at the end of the day, I'm not your son. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
-I mean, we're not even related. -True. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
Oh, two minutes till the end of tea break. I'd best get back to work. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
Going back to work early, doing the washing up? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
-There's something wrong, I'm scared. -Looks like your Keith's growing up. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
About time, but what's all that about me not being his dad | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
and wanting to stay here forever? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:54 | |
Maybe he feels the need to spread his wings? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Well, I knew this day would come... | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
-Well, I just didn't expect it to be so soon... -Come here. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
You big goon! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
OK, I've cracked it. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
This is the perfect plan to get out of Midsummer Christmas. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
"Fake an alien invasion". | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
That stinks, Jenkins. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
Ewww! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
Speaking of which, can you smell something? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Good work, Rico. Here is your moolah, and a little bit extra. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:32 | |
Gracias. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:33 | |
For doing a good job. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
Ooh! Wait a minute. Where are they going? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
It's that paint he's using. It properly pongs! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
Pongtastic, or what? | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
Rico, where did you get this smelly paint? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
From the store cupboard. Like you said. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
That is not paint! That is the leftovers bucket! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Eurgh. Sour milkshake? Gross. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
It's the same colour as the wall! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
You total schnoodle-brained bumblernitus! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Nobody wants to eat here now! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Of course. It's brilltastic! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
-What? -Not for you, obviously. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Oh, is that the time? Pack your bags, Rico. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Middle Summer Fest, here we come! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
You are going nowhere! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
Not until you repaint my diner, you ocarina-playing pinhead! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:22 | |
Look, you'll just have to get her something else! | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Like what? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Like, I don't know... | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
..these! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:33 | |
A pair of your old socks? No way. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
OK, then. Let's just flip for it? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
OK. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Your call. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
Tails. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
Heads. I win. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
Double or quits? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Best of 907? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
What you going to bet with? You've lost everything you own. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
I'll bet you the treehouse. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
The treehouse? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:03 | |
All or nothing. Tails. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
It's got to come up sooner or later! | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
OK. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:10 | |
Wait. I'll flip the coin this time. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Two coins, stuck together with gum! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
That's it. I'm taking back all this stuff. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
And giving Bev Mani Mayhem! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
But what am I going to give her? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Nooo! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
I'm sorry, but without sprouts, it's not tradition. It... | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
Girls, what are you doing? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
We're making the place look | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Santalistically spectaculoso for tomorrow. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
You know, to make up for before. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
What's that smell? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:52 | |
-What smell? -Can't smell anything. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
It's this paint! | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
OMLG! It honks! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
We can't have Christmas in here with it smelling like this! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Right, that's it. I've had enough! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
We planned this whole thing | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
so we could have a family Christmas together. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
But if you pair are so against this idea, | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
then we might as well just call it off. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Bev, look... | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
Oh, congratulations. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
You've ruined the whole thing. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Do you know what day it is today, Sass?! | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
Yes! It's JUNE THE 24TH! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
I see. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
That's what you want, is it? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
OK, well you've got it. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
Well done. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Victory dance? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
You know it! | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Yes! Midsummer Christmas is totally over! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
Oh, Good. I HATE Christmas! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
Why? What's not to love? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Christmas crackers, presents, Christmas telly, presents, | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Christmas food, presents - | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
did I mention presents? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
Will you shut up about presents?! | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
Ouch. Hit a nerve, much? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Since when didn't anyone like presents? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
Since last year, all right?! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
When I found out my mum's been a big fat liar. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
She's been giving me "super cool" presents from my dad for years, | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
telling me he'd sent them specially | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
from wherever he was with his lameoid band. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
Your dad's in a band? That's cool! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
That's not the point! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
He never bothered sending me anything. It was all her. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
I just wanted him to care about me! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
But he doesn't. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
And Christmas just brings it all back. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
If it's any consolation... | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
I really miss my mum at Christmas too, like really, really bad. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
You see? All this "family Christmas" stuff | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
is just a reminder of what we haven't got. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
But still, no-one should hate Christmas that much. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:55 | |
In fact, I am determined, nay committed, nay... | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
Enough with the naying already. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
Basically, I'm going to show you how amazing Christmas can be. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
What about Middle Summer Fest? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
It doesn't matter. Our family is more important. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Middle Summer Fest just got cancelled, didn't it? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
Yup, rained off. Dede just texted me. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
One Direction's tour bus | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
sank in the mud. Poor Zayn. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Anyway, this means that once again, Midsummer Christmas is go, go, go! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:21 | |
Oh, no... I knew you not having the right to give Bev Mani Mayhem | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
would push you over the edge. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Get real, why would I want to give Bev something as lame as that... | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Come again? | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
..when I can give her something as amazing as this! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
So, what do you think? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
What is it? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
Duh, the Christmas fairy! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:42 | |
'Christmas!' | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
More like the Christmas scary. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
I knew I should've paid more attention | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
in Mrs Wigglebottom's craft class. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
Just face it. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
I've got Bev the best Christmas present ever. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
You got her a pair of socks. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
'My crown!' | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
Talking of which, where's the other one? | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Nowhere. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
Jake! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
'Hello, I'm a pocket Jake!' | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
You need help. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Is it true Christmas is cancelled? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
Yeah - unforeseen circumstances. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
Anyway, I gave a lot of thought to your present. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
I think I've got you the perfect thing. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Here you go... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
Open it. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
All my stuff. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
You trying to tell me something, boss? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
Well, like you said. Nothing lasts for ever. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
True. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
Well, I am 18 now. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
I guess I'm ready to move on. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
Yes, it's time. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
Er, thanks. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:49 | |
See you, boss. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:50 | |
Cheers for everything. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
Sorry, boss, I forgot my lucky spanner. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
-You all right, boss? -Yeah, er... | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Why did you decide to go? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Me?! You just chucked me out! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
I didn't want you to go! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
I thought you wanted me to go. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
What was I supposed to do, beg you to stay? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
I didn't want you out. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
Yes, you did! I heard you talking to Bev. You wanted my room. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
I wanted Danny to move into Jake's room for a couple of days | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
and you could... | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
Shirl and Earl could go into yours for two nights. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
But... But you said... I thought... | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
Come here, you big muppet. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
You're the best, boss. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Put the kettle on. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
There. All done. The smell is gone for ever. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
And so have all my customers! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
Not for long, Ms V! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:52 | |
Prepare to host the most tinseltastic Christmas dinner ever! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
I'm booking this place out for a family feast! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
In summer? | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
You know, of course, that Christmas dinner is double price? | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Seriously? You'd charge me double | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
when I'm bringing you a Christmas miracle? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
You're right. What am I thinking? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Christmas is no time to be acting like the Scrooge. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
You can have it for one-and-a-half times the price. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
As for you, my little donkey... | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Here is your moolah - and your Christmas bonus. Go. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
-Go to your festival! -No way. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Like One Direction's coach, this chico's going nowhere. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Not until we have our own navidad con familia! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
# 'Tis the season to be jolly | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
# Fa-la-la-la-la | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
# La-la-la-la! # | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
The turkey schnoodle is on me! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
BEEPING | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
Smoke alarm! Stop! Stop! | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
PANS CRASHING | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
Awww, thanks, Ash! You always get me the best gifts! | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
-GASPS -Mani Mayhem! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
The nail-biting, nail-decorating video game. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
You're welcome. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
-Oh. -What's wrong? | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Nothing, just... I got you the same thing. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
-Awww. -So did I. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
-Oh. -And me. -Me too. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
I didn't. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
Oh, cheers, Jake. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Thanks! | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
Socks. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
It's time for my gifts. So... | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
-Danny... -Thank you. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
Jake... There you go, Keith... | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Sadie... | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
SADIE GASPS | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
Yes! A gift voucher for Curlz 'n' Cuticles. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
Yes! You've all got an unlimited supply of manis and pedis! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
Manis and pedis?! | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
Let's have a look. Yes! You need it, hon. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
You could grow carrots in them cuticles. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
I know, that's what I was trying to do! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
You're destroying my dream. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Well, I suppose I'd better give you my gifts, as well. There you are... | 0:25:03 | 0:25:08 | |
It's a gift voucher for a dad's and daughter's day out. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
I promise to take a day off and do whatever you want to do. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Awsomemundo! Wait. You got Ashlii the same thing? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
That's all right, isn't it? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:21 | |
Well, it's... It's... | 0:25:21 | 0:25:22 | |
It's better than all right. It's perfectamondo. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Seeing as we're family now. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
-Family? -Sure. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
And it's time for a family tradition... | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
HE CLEARS THROAT | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Note, young man... | 0:25:37 | 0:25:38 | |
# O! Deuwch, ffyddloniaid... | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
..pelting Dad with food. Get him! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
This is the best non-Christmas Christmas Day ever! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
# I wish it could be Christmas every day | 0:25:55 | 0:26:01 | |
# Let the bells ring out for Christmas... # | 0:26:02 | 0:26:07 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Wait till the lads at school see this. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
My cuticles have never felt so soft. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Happy Christmas, boys. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 |