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# Time is running out | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Stories to be found | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
# What's it all about? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
# Got to go and check around | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# If there's a rumour going round | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# Don't you forget it | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
# Wherever something's going down | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
# Got to get that scoop | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
# Got to get that scoop | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Got to get that scoop | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P. # | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
What's this? Let's find out. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Nothing. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Nothing. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
Not even working. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
-Nothing. It's rubbish... -BEEPING | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Oh, bowl. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
-BEEPING STOPS -Metal. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
-BEEPING -Bones! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Metal. Bones. | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
-Metal... -Good morning, Hacker. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Have you had a... I said good... | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Bones. Me... | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
-You've found your present. -Present? -From me to you. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
-Your very own bone detector. -It's good, isn't it? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
-To celebrate three happy years of companionship. -Woof? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
-It's our anniversary! I imagine you've got me something too. -Erm... | 0:01:18 | 0:01:24 | |
-Something pretty special? -Excuse me... | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Yes, an anniversary is a special time. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
A time to celebrate friendship and the love between man and dog. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:38 | |
I found that bone detector in the sales. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
-I found this for you. -For me? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
-In the sales? -No, in the compost heap. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Well, it might be a smelly, muddy, old wooden mushroom on a string, | 0:01:46 | 0:01:52 | |
completely and utterly worthless. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
But it's proof of your love for me and therefore it's priceless. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
Anything online for us? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
"Do you believe in love at first sight? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
"New dating agency opens in Pilbury." | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Love at first sight? Yuck! Oh, dear! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
-Why don't we go bone detecting? -Yeah, why not? What are friends for? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:17 | |
I'll get dressed. PHONE RINGS | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Digby Digworth. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Digby, my office - now. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
-Bone detecting cancelled. -Oh! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
Right, Digby, | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
I need an ace reporter, somebody who can seek out a story | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
-with laser-like precision. Know anybody? -I thought I might be... | 0:02:38 | 0:02:43 | |
-The last resort? You are, but you'll have to do. -What's the story? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:48 | |
-You know this new dating agency that's opened in town? -Yes. -Yes. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:53 | |
It's the story of the year. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
-Is it?! -Yes, it is! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
-We saw the story online and we were fascinated by it. -Were we? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
YES, we were. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Now, I want you to investigate Warm Hugs Dating Agency. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:10 | |
-It's a very delicate issue. -A delicate issue... | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
-I make no bones about it. -No bones?! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
I have a very rich...friend | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
who hasn't kissed a girl in a long time... | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
A very, very long time. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-Rich friend. What's the friend's name? -Max. -Max?! -Eh, Mix. -Mix?! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:30 | |
Mox. Yes, he's called Mox. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
-Funny name. Sounds like you. -Hacker, how could you? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:37 | |
Max doesn't need to go to a dating agency to get a girlfriend. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
-Of course not. -You see? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-So, Max, this Mix... -Mox. -Mox. Sorry, Max, I got mixed up. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
-Is Mox connected to the dating agency? -Well, he might be soon. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
"Warm Hugs promises love at first sight." | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Aah... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
-So, my friend... -Who, Mix? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
-Max. -Mox. | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
..wants to know if they really can offer love at first sight. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
But we want to go bone detecting. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
-You get me the story, you can have your...bone detector. -Oh... | 0:04:06 | 0:04:12 | |
Come along, Hacker. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Right, I'll go in and do the chat, you wait here. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
If I'm not out after five minutes you howl, | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
that'll let me get away. HACKER HOWLS | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Not yet! Wait till I'm inside. HACKER HOWLS | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
-Hacker! -You stood on my paw! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Ooh, sorry. Aaah! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Can I help you? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
Digby D Digworth. Pilbury's top reporter... | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
Aah! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
-I can't see! -No, it's all right... -I can't see. -Here, let me. Oh! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:10 | |
HE LAUGHS Sorry about that. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Veronica Potts. You wanted to speak to me. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Yes, yes, indeed. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Let's get down to business. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Do you believe in love at first sight? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:27 | |
Do you? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Miss Potts, please, I'm a seasoned journalist. I need the facts. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:42 | |
Well, the fact is, yes, I do believe in love at first sight. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
Excellent. My editor's "friend" will be very, very interested. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
Oh, well, perhaps you should tell me a bit more about his facts. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:55 | |
His financial status. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Yes. Yes, indeed. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
-What is it? -Eh? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
His financial status. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Yep. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
Is your friend rich? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
Oh... Yes, according to my notes, very rich. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
Really? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Fascinating. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
-May I sit with you? -Uh, yes... | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
Be my guest. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
So, Mr Digworth, is your "friend"... | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Is he a journalist, by any chance? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:36 | |
Well, I suppose he could be. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Ker-ching! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Tell me, does he have a little black note pad? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
Em... | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
-A cheeky smile? -Ooh. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
And a tendency to get his head stuck in waste-paper baskets? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:57 | |
-Oh, no, I don't think... -Oh, come on! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Don't be shy. You're an attractive man. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
BOTH: Oooh! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
A man at the top of his career. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
-Well... -You must be rich. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
-Very rich. -Me?! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Well, I suppose I do have a rich life. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:20 | |
Good. Good! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Well, I can't play in rubbish all day. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
HE HOWLS | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
-Oh, my, a dog in distress. -No, I'm sure he's fine out there. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:36 | |
Somebody's probably just trodden on his paw. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Perhaps we should carry on talking about us. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
HACKER HOWLS Not again! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
-Do you know that dog? -No, no. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Hacker is a complete stranger to me. I'll get rid of him. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:54 | |
HE HOWLS | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
Oh, no, Digby's trapped inside. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
I'll go save him. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Hacker to the rescue! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Just a little rest. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-HE SNIFFS -Ooh, that's fresh. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
So, Digby... | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
Miss Potts. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Call me Veronica. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
-CLANGING -Oh, what was that? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
DIGBY SIGHS | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Don't you go anywhere, Mr Digworth. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
Ah-ah-ah, Digby. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:08:48 | 0:08:49 | |
Hello? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
Hacker! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
What are you doing? I told you to wait outside. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
-It's bone-detecting time. What's keeping you? -Oh, Digby! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
Yes, Veronica? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Erm, I'll just be a moment. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
A window blew open. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Ah! That's what's keeping you. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
It's a big story. Shut it or you'll never see your bone detector again! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
-I will not shut it! -You... | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
No, I'm not going in... No! Let me out, let me... | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
Stop it! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
Calm, Digby, calm. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Dignity at all times. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
-Oh! My computer! -It's all right, I've got it! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
Sorry about that. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
-Stray dog. -Where? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Here. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
Hi. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
SHE SCREAMS You stray dog, get out of here! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:59 | |
No, Digby! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
-You stray dog. -Get off me. Not that, not the door. No, no! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
(Sorry!) | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Digby. Ow. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Digby. Digby! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
Apologies. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
If this computer breaks all the records would get totally mixed up. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:17 | |
-Is that bad? -It would be a disaster! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
-People would have all the wrong dates. -How can I make it up to you? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
-Dinner. -Tonight? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
-My place. -Done. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
Oh, Hacker, this is my first date since... | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Well, it's my first date. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
-I want it to be really special. -Woof. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
I need to impress. Tie. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
I'm very lucky. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Love has printed its front-page headline | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
and it's made me the main story. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
PHONE RINGS There. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
What the? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
Oh, give me that! | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Digby Digworth. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
You're very distant. Hello? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Oh! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Hello, Max. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
Digby, how's it going with that story? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
I'm glad you called. I can recommend the dating agency. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
-I believe they can deliver love at first sight. -Excellent. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
My...friend has just emailed them his details. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:25 | |
He's very keen for his date to meet him at...my office. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
'Good thinking, Max, I'm on the case. You can trust me.' | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
You won't catch me with me trousers down. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
HACKER CHUCKLES Right, Hacker. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
You stay here and guard the house. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
I will be back after dinner. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
I almost forgot - I need to get Veronica a present! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
No. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
No. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Yes. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Perfect. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
Girls love necklaces, don't they? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
Now, box... Box... Box. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
Digby, that's my box of precious things! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
You don't mind, do you? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
Digby! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Do come in. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:33 | |
What a fascinating smell. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Expensive cologne(?) | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
-Sausages. -Intriguing. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Come through. The flat's upstairs. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
All right, Hacker, time to get amongst it. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
Make yourself at home. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
I do feel, Veronica, that for both of us, | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
this could be the start of a really...smashing time. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
Oh, dear! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
-I got my foot caught on the carpet. -I'm sorry. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
-Perhaps you'd be safer at the table. -Perhaps I would. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
I'll get the starter. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
(Hacker!) | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
Hacker! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:34 | |
Mr Digworth! | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
Oh, I erm... | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
-SHE SCREAMS -There's that dog again! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Hi! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
Come here, mutt! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Bye! | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Careful! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Come here. Let me handle this, right? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Hello, little doggy. Are you lost? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
Yes. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
I've got a surprise for you. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Really? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
Mmm. Come on. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
There's a good boy. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Yes. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
Listen here, mutt! | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
I don't want anything to spoil this dinner! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
-Get it? -Got it. -Good! | 0:14:34 | 0:14:35 | |
Aaah. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
There! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
Now, while I get better acquainted with the RICH Mr Digworth, | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
you can get better acquainted down here! | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
Who with? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
GROWLING | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
Ah, Veronica. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Oh. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Ah, I...really, really must apologise. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
-Perhaps a little present? -For me? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
Oh! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Oh, you shouldn't have done. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Ah. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
Sausages. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
Hacker. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
-Woof? -Woof. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
Is that for me? | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Erm... | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
Yeah, why not? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Oh, we're going to get along just fine. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
It is universally generally agreed, | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
that sausages are not a girl's best friend, Mr Digworth. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:48 | |
-Call me Digby. -No, Mr Digworth! No! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
I am a sophisticated woman, and a wooden mushroom on a string... | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
-That sounds a little on the cheap side as well. -Please, Miss Potts! | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
Veronica, it's a much-valued item. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
It's special, unique, one in a million. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
-It's priceless! -Priceless? -Give me two minutes to get it back. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
Hacker! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
Priceless. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Wooden mushroom... | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
string... | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
priceless. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
"Ancient Babylonian Mushroom Necklaces. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
"Worth as much as seven... | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
"million... | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
"pounds." | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
That necklace brings out your... | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
hairiness. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Thanks. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Hacker! | 0:16:51 | 0:16:52 | |
-I've come for my necklace. -YOUR necklace? | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
Digby, we're busy. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
Hacker, our relationship is officially over! | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
You gave it to him? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
-Yeah. -So you've been seeing someone behind my back? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
HE GASPS | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Take your stupid necklace. I don't want it. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
It's only good for chewing on anyway. And as for you, | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
you double-crossing love-cheat, we're finished too. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:22 | |
I'll be off. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Digby! Oh... | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
How could you? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:29 | |
He hasn't even got a tail! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Miss Potts. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
-Now, I know you're mad with me... -Moi? Oh, no! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:39 | |
-Whatever gave you that idea?! -Well... | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
Now, why don't you come and sit down and relax? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:49 | |
-I have the necklace, Miss Potts. -Please, call me Veronica. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:55 | |
Wowzer! It's worth that much?! | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
It's yours. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
How lovely. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
It's been delightful meeting you, Mr Digworth. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
I've learned a lot about sausages. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
However, having thought it over, | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
-I don't feel that we have a future together. -What about he gift... | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
of our love? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
A wooden mushroom? On a manky string? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:24 | |
Yeah, it's goodbye, Mr Digworth. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Thank you for a lovely evening(!) | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
Great. No date, no dignity... | 0:18:37 | 0:18:42 | |
and no dog. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
I've lost everything in the world that I love. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
-That's my necklace. -No more dating agency. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:55 | |
I'll be rich, Curly. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
I'll be rich. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
Ha-ha! Doo-doo-doo... | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
CURLY GROWLS | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
No, hey, get off me. Get off me! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
Whoa! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Hacker! Hacker! | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
Digby? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
-So how's it going? -Oh, well, fine, you know. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
-I love you, Hacker! -I love you, Digby! | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Hacker, today, on our anniversary, | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
my bestest best friend in the world gave me the best present ever | 0:19:24 | 0:19:29 | |
and I foolishly gave it away. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
But I'm determined to get that necklace back. I have a plan. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:35 | |
-I know it's only a lump of manky old wood... -Actually, Digby... | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
..But it means the world to me. We are a team, Hacker, | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
and we must never, ever split up again. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
-Never! What's the plan? -Let's split up. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
Oh, Digby! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
I've got a better plan. Come here. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
Curly, will you stop chewing that? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
Now, come on, give it to me. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
-Now, come on, we have to leave. -Oh. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
CRASHING | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
What now? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
-That was a good route in, Hacker. -Yeah. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
CRASH! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
Well, they can always buy a new drainpipe. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
-Once we get that necklace, we're out of here. -Hello? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
-Quick, hide! -Hello? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
Who's there? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
Aaah! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
No! My computer! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:32 | |
Has it crashed? | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Mr Digworth. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
Well, well. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
You really are most persistent, aren't you? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
I'm leaving and there's nothing you can do about it. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
You can destroy my computer, you can wreck my business, | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
ruin my agency, | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
but you will never get your necklace back! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
-Oh, no? And what if I were to reveal to the whole world... -Pilbury. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:02 | |
-And what if I were to reveal to the whole of Pilbury... -Pilbury East. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
And what if I were to reveal | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
to a large section of the Pilbury East area... | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
-Yeah. -..That you stole that necklace from a poor, innocent doggy? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
Remember, you gave it to me in the first place, so it's mine now. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:20 | |
Until I decide to sell it. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Sell it?! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
-Ha! Who'd buy it? It might mean a lot to me... -Digby. -What? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
-It's worth seven million. -Yeah, right. -No, seriously. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
It's an ancient artefact that somehow ended up in our compost. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:36 | |
You're telling me that we're now the owners of a wooden mushroom | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
valued at seven million pounds? | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
-Yep. -I think you'll find | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
-that -I -am the owner of mushroom | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
and whilst it's in my possession, | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
I shall wear it always. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
Eugh! | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
-Nice one, Hacker. Finally our brilliant plan comes off! -What plan? | 0:21:57 | 0:22:01 | |
-Eh? -I didn't do that swap. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
-You didn't? -No. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
-Then where's the necklace? -Yes, where IS the necklace? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
BURP! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
Yummy. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
Tastes so good. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
No! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
No! | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
Noooooo! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
Oh. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
"Dating disaster"? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
"After the unexpected destruction | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
"of the Warm Hugs Dating Agency computer, | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
"all the lonely hearts in Pilbury | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
"have been matched up to the wrong dates." | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
And who's responsible for this disaster? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
Digby Digwooooorth! | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
# S-C-O-O-P! # | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 |
