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# Time is running out | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Stories to be found | 0:00:07 | 0:00:08 | |
# What's it all about? | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Got to go and check around | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# If there's a rumour going round | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# Don't you forget it | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
# Wherever something's going down | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
# Got to get that scoop | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
# Got to get that scoop | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Got to get that scoop | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# Got to get that S-C-O-O-P. # | 0:00:29 | 0:00:34 | |
Right! Get this morning's edition on the laptop. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
-I'll make breakfast. -Yeah. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Oh! Ah! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
HE BREAKS WIND | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Oh! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Arrgh! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Rrr! Rrr! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
Grr! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
He-he-he! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
I'll show you who's boss! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-No, no, Digby! Let me. -Oh, forget it, Hacker. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
If a muscleman like me can't get it open, you've got no cha... | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
-Ahem? -Well, I must have loosened it for you. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Right. Let's see if any of my stories have made the front page. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
"Baby Contest Brings Ah-Factor To Pilbury"? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
A baby contest? Front page news? Everything's gone soft these days. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:30 | |
-Yeah, including your stomach. -Exactly. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Well, enough is enough. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
We'll march into Max's office and demand a story | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
that needs my tough guy touch. Grr! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
Really? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
Ah... Oh, Heads up, Digworth. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Ha-ha! You're going to a wedding. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Well, it's all a bit sudden, but I suppose I am quite a catch. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
-Who's the lucky girl? -Not YOUR wedding! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
You'll be with the bride on HER wedding day. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
-I want a fly on the wall exclusive. -You want me to cover a soppy wedding? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:06 | |
-No way! -A-a-at-choo! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Ah, Rrr! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
-It's his hay fever. -Oh, yeah. Soppy-woppy stories sell papers. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
-Human interest stories. -We're ruthless, hard-nosed reporters | 0:02:15 | 0:02:20 | |
We need a story to get our teeth into. Right, Hacker? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
HE SOBS | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
-Is it hay fever? -No! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Weddings always make me cry. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
I knew you were perfect for the job! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
-Now look what you've got us into! -Ah! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Ah...ah...ah... | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
-At-choo! -Arrgh! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Get out, the pair of you! Or it won't be a wedding, | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
it'll be a funeral! Your own! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
-Yes? -Digby D. Digworth. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
-The D stands for... -Dollop! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Dead 'ard. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
-You're not on the list. -Maybe not, but we are supposed to be here. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
Check this out. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Oh, very impressive. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Oh, no! Not that. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
This. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
We're with the Pilbury Post. We're here to cover the wedding. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
You're the reporter fella? Why didn't you say? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Malcolm Linnett, father of the bride. I'm so glad | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
-my princess's wedding is going in the paper. -It's our pleasure. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
Word of warning, though, be careful what you write! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
I'm a big man in local business | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
and I've invited a lot of very important people to this wedding. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:41 | |
BONES CRUNCH | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
I need to make a good impression. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
And, of course, it is my angel's special day. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Well, you can rely on us. Can't he, Hacker? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Yeah. Ah...ah...ah... At-choo! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Oh! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
You see? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
All right, but I'm watching you! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Rowr. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Hello, dear. Digby D. Digworth, from the Pilbury Post. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
-Congratulations. -Oh! -Is Mr Digworth bothering you, Princess? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
'Course I'm not! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Am I? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
IMITATES FATHER: Princess! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Now, hm... | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
What makes your wedding so special? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Oh, well... | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
-I've made my own dress. -Yeah, the proper ones | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
are pricey! Looks as good as a real one. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
No-one will notice the difference. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
-I'm getting rid of this joker! -No, Daddy! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
You know how much it means to have my wedding in the paper! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
Now, how about a nice cup of tea? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
So, are you...excited... | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
-Excited. -..excited about your big day? -Yes. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
We start off at the registry office, move to the hotel | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
for the reception, | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Daddy will make his big speech, and then... | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Don't suppose you've got any biscuits? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
I'll see what I can find. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
So, who is...the lucky man? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
His name is William Handcart. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
It's one of them wonky folk who go like that. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
Yeah! Did you get that done at the funfair? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
William is a lovely man! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Right from our first date, I knew he was the man for me. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
He swept me off my feet. He was so... | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Strong? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
-Romantic. -Ro... | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
..man... | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
-..tic. -Curly C. -Curly C. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
-Keep it coming. -Oh! And... | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
We're using this ring. It's a family heirloom. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
-It belonged to Granny. -Crikey! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
I wouldn't dream of getting married without it. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Which is why I'm going to take very good care of it. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
WHISPERS: Who are these idiots? They've been nothing but trouble! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Belch! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
It's worth a bit of trouble to have my day | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
all over the newspaper, Daddy. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Just think what your business colleagues will say | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
when they see it! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Oh, they'll be green! But it's your day, Petal. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Whatever makes you happy. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
So, what else would you li... | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
-Where did you get that? -Over there. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
That's my wedding cake! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Don't be daft! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
That's the wedding cake, that is probably... | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
The bottom layer of your wedding cake. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Oopsy! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
I'd almost finished it! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
And I wanted to put in lovely pink icing, | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
-"Enjoy your wedding." -It's a mistake anyone could have made. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
I'll soon have it fixed. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
You keep your clumsy hands off! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
Hello, Malcolm Linnett here... | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Oh, is that the time? Thanks for reminding me, thank you. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:24 | |
That was Francois. Time for your hair appointment. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Look, Princess. Let's go and get your hair done. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
That'll make it better. When we come back, | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
we can fix this mess! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
Come along, Princess. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
O-o-oh! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
CLICKING NOISES | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
-Shall we fix the cake? -Yeah. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Right, Hacker. We need a piece of cake that big. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
-So, where are we getting a cake from? -There? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Brilliant! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
All right. And then... | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Take a piece... | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
..from up here... | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
..like that. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
-It's working. -Oh, it's getting wobbly, Hacker. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
-We need to prop it up. -The bride and groom. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
-I'll take that bit there. -Yeah. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
There. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
I'm a genius! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Ah, now we're a layer short. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Ah! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
I didn't like that cake anyway. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
No. Too fussy. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
-And clearly unstable. Let's start afresh. -Yeah. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
Not sure about the fish fingers, Digby. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
It's the third layer, Hacker. They'll never get that far. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
If so, they'll be ready for savoury. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Now, hurry up and ice it, so we can get back to our reporting duties. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Geronimo! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Oh! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
Careful! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
There! And now... for the finishing touch. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
Good as new. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Now, put a few of these little pink flowers on. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
-Yeah. -There. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Stand back. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Enjoy your weeding?! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
-Hacker! You nincompoop! Give me that! -No! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
No, it's mine! No! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
-Digby! -Woah! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Ha! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
Oh, no. Look! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
-Now, look what you've done! -Me?! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
-Go and get some soapy water! -Ah! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
The stain's not coming out. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
It's bright pink. Everyone's going to see it! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
-I can make sure no-one sees it. -Good. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
You sort it out. I'll sort out your spelling mistake. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
HACKER MUMBLES | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
What did you say to me? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
MUMBLES | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
He-he-he! | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
I will colour it in with my new pink pen. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
Ta-da! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
What have you done?! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
Well, you can't see where the stain was. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
No, good point. Very clever. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
What am I saying? You've ruined it! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
CAR MOTOR | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
They're back! What will we do? When she sees her dress, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
she'll kick us out and Max'll kick us off the paper! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
I'll go and stall them. You make a new dress. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Out of what? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Hm. A-ha! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
-Thank you, Daddy. -Back already? -Hello again, Mr Digworth. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
Oh, your hairdresser was closed, was it? That's a shame. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
There's time to try another one. There's a barber's round the corner. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
You could do with a trim yourself, Malcolm. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Out of my way, Digworth! We've still got a lot to do. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
It's such a nice day, who cares? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
I care, my daughter cares, | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
a lot of very important guests care. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
If you don't move out of my way, I shall put you into intensive care! | 0:12:39 | 0:12:44 | |
Wait! You can't go in. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
It's your last day of freedom. Enjoy the fresh air while you can. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
You little...! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
Hello? Malcolm Linnett here. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
What?! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
You're kidding?! That's all I need! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
What's wrong, Daddy? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
That was Auntie Maureen. Tommy's got chicken pox. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
-He can't be your pageboy. -Might as well call it off, eh? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
Can't have a wedding without a pageboy. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
You won't need that wedding dress now! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
-Oh, Daddy! -It's all right, Princess. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
We're having this wedding, no matter what. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
I've told people it'll be the wedding of a lifetime. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
No, wait! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
I'll be your pageboy! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
HE HUMS THE WEDDING MARCH | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
# I do, I do, I do! # | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Finished! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
Huh! Eh? Oh. Huh! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
Huh! Oh, budgies! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Hu... Oh! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
CRASH! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
Daddy! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
No, wait! Wait! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
What do you think? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
What have you done to my dress?! | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
-If you think the dress looks good... -I don't! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
..wait till you see your brand new, all-improved cake! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
Ah. Wedding always make me cry too. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Thank you for my chocolates! | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
I'm never getting married! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
You! You! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
You human disaster zone! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
All I'm trying to do is to get a story for my paper. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
I accept, in the process, there may have been | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
tiny, unavoidable mishaps. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
But I'm sure I could get everything back on track | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
if I could just have a moment's peace and quiet. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Ah, Digworth. How is our radiant beauty? | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
-Oh, I'm doing OK, sir. -Not you, ya plum! Helena! | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
How's our blushing bride? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:15:37 | 0:15:38 | |
More of a flushing bride at the moment, but it's all under control. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
-Ah! -Oh, not too soft for you after all, eh? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:47 | |
Actually, I could do with a bit softer, sir. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
-Arrgh! -Blubbing like a baby! Wipe your eyes and finish the story, | 0:15:50 | 0:15:55 | |
or I'll give you something to cry about! | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
It's for you. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
-Hello? Malcolm Linnett here. -SHOUTING | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
You! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
Hacker! Hacker! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
Give me a shout if you need me. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
Helena! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
-Helena! -Go away! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
Go away! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
Hacker! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Hacker! | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Hacker! Hacker! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Hacker! | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Hacker! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
-# He's the number one dog -Do you mean me? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
-# Making all the right plans -I'm a VIP | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
-# When the going gets rough -I have a cup of tea | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
# H-A-C-K-E-R, Hacker! | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
-# When he hits the floor -You'll beg for more! | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
-# Looks so divine -I'm the K to the 9 | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
-# Can't scratch with these -I've got showbiz fleas | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
# When I see a tree, I go pee | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
-# Top dog! -Top dog | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
-# Top dog! -That's me | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
# He's the coolest of the canines... # | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Arooo! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
-# ..Top dog! -Uh-huh | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
-# Top dog! -Sing it, girls | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
# He's the coolest of the canines... # | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
Stop! Digby time! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
# ..He's happening, a stacker I'm his number one backer | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
# He's the salt to my pepper The cheese on my cracker | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
# When I'm down, he takes the flak although he often hurts his back | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
# And he's a yapper Come on, shake your maracas... # | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
Arrgh! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
# ..Go, Hacker! Go, Hacker! Go, Hacker! Go, Hacker! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:45 | |
# Go, Hacker! Go, Hacker! Go, Hacker! Go, Hacker! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
# Go, Hacker! Go, Hacker! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
# Go, Hacker! Go, Hacker! Go, Hacker! Go, Hacker...! # | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
Hacker! Hacker! | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
-Hacker! Hacker! -Eh? Mwah! | 0:17:57 | 0:18:02 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Woah! Careful. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Watch that soap. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
-Could have been a nasty accident there. -Yeah. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
Now, where were we? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Oh, yeah... Arrgh! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Stop it, stop it! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
This is the happiest day of my life! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
Nothing's going to ruin it! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
I may not have a dress and I may not have a cake... | 0:18:35 | 0:18:40 | |
And you've got horrible streaky eye make-up. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
But I've still got the one thing that counts. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Sandwiches? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Love! And I've still got Granny's wedding ring. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
As long as I've got that ring, nothing else matters. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:57 | |
Can I have a look at it? | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
Er, maybe not right now. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Please, Daddy, please! Let me have another lo-o-ok! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
All right, Princess... You! Get up there! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:09 | |
Further away! Get your hands on your head, OK? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
It's safe! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Everything's going to be just fine. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
I've got it! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
I've got it, it's mine! Mine! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Oh, my precious! My precious! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Waah! | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
-The ring! -It's headed for the toilet! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
-Hacker! Stop the ring! -What ring? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
Oh, you caught it. Good boy! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Gulp! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
Oh, budgies. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
Er, Mr Linnett? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
We've got a bit of a problem. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
Yes, I think we do. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
Hurry up, Hacker! My arms are getting tired! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
Rowr! Rr! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
-Oh, it's no good. -Arrgh! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
-I can't shake the ring out of him. -Anyway, that's it now. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
We could do the wedding without a ring or cake, or a dress, | 0:20:14 | 0:20:19 | |
or a pageboy, but... | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
we can't do it without a bride. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
It's a disaster! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
I'll have to cancel the whole thing. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
I've invited everybody who's everybody. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
I'll be the laughing stock of Pilbury! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
-You get used to it. -My reputation will be shot. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
Think you've got problems? If I've no wedding story, | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
-I'll lose my job! -Ooh, some story you'd make of this! | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
Calm down, Mr Linnett. I will sort this out. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
You've seen what I can do when I put my mind to it. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
Yes, yes, I have. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Ah...ah...ah... | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Ah-choo! Rr! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Good boy. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
I've just had the most brilliant idea. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
-Oh, dear. -No, seriously. The wedding can go ahead, | 0:21:18 | 0:21:23 | |
I can get my story and none of your guests will be any the wiser. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
Tell me that again? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
The guests can go ahead, You get the story and I'll be none the wiser! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
Trust me. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
SQUELCHES | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
He-he-he! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
HE SOBS | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
You may now kiss the bride. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
-Hello, bride! -No, no! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
I've got you a bride chocolate. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
Would you like one? | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
-Arrgh! -I do! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
Oh, I do love a wedding! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
Everyone's always so happy. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
Oh. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
Digby Digwo-o-o-orth! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:29 | |
Digby, this way! | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
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