Takeaway of Terror Scream Street

# He was a kid who didn't fit in

# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

# So he got a ticket you'll never guess where

# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

# When everyone's freaky paranormal

# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

So, it just remains for me to say,

have a studious summer vacation and...

Yeah! See you all next term.

If I can see you at all, that is.

Six weeks of nothing.

Yay!

Yeah, absolutely nothing. We're all broke

and we won't be able to afford tickets to Brain Drain's next gig.

Huh. And I thought I was Mr Negative.

And you're quite sure you've got rid of all the rats?

I'll take that as a yes.

Have pest control gone?

Looks like they missed one.

Are you saying I'm a pest?

Not me. It's in your school report.

LUKE GASPS

"Luke never sticks at anything.

"He frequently gets distracted, and..."

Dad, look. They need staff for the new burger bar.

Luke, you'd quit after 10 minutes.

No, I wouldn't. I'm going to get a summer job and stick at it.

Ha! If you do, I'll eat my hat.

Isn't anyone else applying?

Well, I suppose if you pay peanuts...

The position on offer is that of Trainee Surface Sanitiser.

Get back in there!

So, I need someone who is...

Oh. Looks like the job's all yours.

I won't let you down, sir.

Save it for your boss.

-Dixon!

-Mr Dixon, head chef

and employee of the week to you.

-Now get started.

-I hope this isn't for cleaning the toilet.

My great-great-uncle made a fortune in fast food with his secret

burger sauce. Sadly, the General took the recipe to his grave.

Literally.

Bingo!

Now, don't be afraid.

Why would I be? This is cool!

Ah, there it is.

Oh, it doesn't want to let go!

Gimme, gimme, gimme.

Eugh!

Team! Prepare for a busy day.

Hurry up, boy, I want it spotless for our half price opening bonanza.

Oh, good work, no name.

We're going to need all the rats we can get.

LUKE GASPS

Uh, ahem, ah, no. No, Mr Pest Control man, we have no rats here.

On your way now.

Luke, I've been thinking,

how would you like to expand your expertise into sales?

Yeah!

Welcome to Otto Burger.

Can I take your order?

Mm, oh, that was a good breakfast.

Time for lunch.

Oh, I'll say.

They're calling it...

..burger mania.

The whole town is gripped by this... Yum.

..delicious sauce.

Some say, "Where will it end?"

I say...

Om nom nom!

Well, I suppose I should see how Luke is getting on.

You're sticking at it, then?

Dad!

Normally, I'd run a mile from something as processed as a burger,

but seeing as my son is practically management...

One Otto pounder, please.

Here you go.

Om nom nom nom!

Actually, that's...

That's not absolutely awful.

Om nom nom nom!

Same again, please. With extra sauce!

Om nom nom nom...

Any chance of a freebie?

I've been selling for door-to-door for Eefa all morning.

I only sold two enchanted bracelets.

And I bought both of them.

And I got myself a nice little job

dusting every book in the school library. So, yeah.

Living the dream. Oh, come on, Luke, buddy.

Sorry, guys. I'd love to, but I can't risk losing my job.

It's half-price today, anyway.

Er, Luke... Exactly which part of a cow is this?

These burgers are 100% rat!

No, no, no.

That's merely some industrial gristle.

From the highly technical mincing process.

Not at all rat!

Now perhaps you would show your...friends outside, for good?

This might be Scream Street, but rats are rats wherever you are.

But you heard him, it was gristle.

-LUELLA SIGHS

-Ah!

Oh, hi, Rhesus. Do you maybe want to share my Otto Deluxe?

Er, thanks, Luella, but a man can only eat so much rat in one day.

It is not rat meat!

Whatever. It's really tasty.

Watson!

Got to go.

Hold on. I remember him.

He ran a restaurant here ages ago.

It was a big hit, then suddenly, it closed down.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

That meddling in someone else's business always ends in disaster,

maybe?

Unbelievable!

No-one can ever know we've broken IN to the school library.

Right, yes. Totally against the rules.

No, totally uncool.

You do know that I have a key for work?

We'd better hurry.

HE SHRIEKS

Over here!

I name you Otto Burger's most loyal customer.

Please have one Big Otto,

free of charge.

Ooh, can I get a super-duper size?

Of course!

We're going to need bigger rats.

DR SKULLY: Hello? Who's there?

Don't make me come down there and...

Oh! Ooh, funny bone.

Dad? What's up with your teeth?

Nothing.

Where's that burger? I'm starved!

Popular beefburger emporium shuts.

Mystery illness turning people into cows?

What if they're connected?

What if the secret sauce means you really ARE what you eat?

Dad? Dad!

Luke! You have to see this.

There ARE rats in your burgers!

I admit, one tiny creature did get caught in the machinery.

So tragic. I sent flowers to the family.

And that secret sauce is why the General's restaurant

got closed down.

Not those silly rumours again.

It's just sauce. Luke, you have two options.

One, get horribly fired.

LUKE GASPS

Or two, get a raise and become Employee Of The Week.

-Boss!

-Which comes with your own deluxe company super mop.

These floors won't sanitise themselves.

Why are you helping Otto?

Get real, guys.

I mean, people turning into rats?

-That's just...

-Take cover!

-Mum?

-They're back.

And this one's massive!

Of course, your father's never around when I need him.

Get out!

And stay out.

Otto Burgers turned in my dad into a giant rodent!

Yeah, you know, as slogans go,

I don't think that'll shift too many burgers.

We have to find Dad before No Name.

Doug, have you seen any giant rats?

No giant rats around here, dude.

Dad?

This is hopeless! They've probably already put my dad in a burger.

What happened to you proving you can stick at something?

You're right! No Name may not have a name, eyes, nose or mouth,

but he does still stink.

This way.

All right, Sneer. Stop the machine and let the rats go.

Throw them in the machine.

It's all meat, after all.

Look!

Dad?

Whoa.

Cover me.

Heh. No-one likes gherkins.

Ah, they're so slimy!

Whoa.

Ha-ha ha-ha ha!

Luke's going to be burger of the month! Ha-ha!

Luke!

Consider this my resignation.

No!

Relax!

Only your dad's glasses went in.

Today, Otto Burger is closed.

We tried to get a statement from the owner, but he couldn't be found.

Son, you did it.

Yeah, you stuck at it, so I owe you this.

How long will that last?

I read the effects can last for weeks.

Any reporters?

Nope! Coast's clear.

Mm, sauce!

Aaah!