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# He was a kid who didn't fit in

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# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

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# When he's angry his body sprouts hair

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# So he got a ticket to you'll never guess where

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Next door's a vampire, maybe not

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# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

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# Yeah, being a freak is totally normal

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# When everyone's freaky paranormal

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream, scream, scream when you get to Scream Street

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# Scream Street, Scream Street. #

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HE SNORES

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Ah!

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Oh, morning, half doggy dude.

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Hey, hey, good-looking.

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Whoa! Oh, no.

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I've got a date tonight, where's my eye?

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Better have a look-see.

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Quit it, rat dudes, you're making me totally giddy.

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Whoa!

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Ha-ha. Good boy, Dig.

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Here. Fetch!

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Fetch!

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# I've got an earworm

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# It's eating up my brain

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# I've got an earworm

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-# It's driving me insane... #

-Hey, Cleo.

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Where's your eye?

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I don't know, man.

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My tunnel's so dusty, it must have popped out when I sneezed.

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Atchoo!

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Whoa! Whoa!

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SQUELCH

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Oh, neat reflexes, dude.

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Oi!

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I was nervous enough about my date already -

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I wish you'd never asked Davina in the first place.

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Cleo, you set up the date?

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Ha-ha. I might have known.

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He was too shy to ask her.

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You've got to stop interfering in other people's lives.

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NOW who's telling someone else what to do?

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You don't need to cancel the date.

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-But...

-You just really need a makeover.

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Check it out, dude.

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The Lost And Found's been totally rebranded.

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I thought we could borrow an eye,

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but it looks like we'll have to pay for one.

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Anything in particular you're after?

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Ah. Eyes are over there.

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Ooh, Doug, this eye would suit you.

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SQUELCH

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It really brings out the colour of your top.

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Maybe while we're here, we could make some other little improvements?

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Like I'm not perfect already?

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Ha... Oh.

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How about some muscly arms?

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I totally can't afford them.

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We do do body part part-exchange.

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Uh-uh. Not going to happen.

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This is perfect.

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Uh, wouldn't the graveyard be way more romantic?

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Davina will love it. Oh! Here she comes.

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-Stop drumming!

-Oh, sorry.

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My new arms.

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-Hi, Davina.

-Oh, hi, Doug.

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I like what you've done with the place.

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I mean, it's no graveyard, but it's nice.

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Spinal fluid?

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-Thank you.

-I hope you like worm surprise.

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The surprise is it's spaghetti, not worms.

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I'm a vegetarian.

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Oh, right.

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Oh. You've got, like, a bit of...

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Oh, thank you. I'm sorry about the eye.

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I woke up this morning and it was gone!

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Along with my ear.

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I think they were stolen.

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My eyeball went missing as well!

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Have you tried to look for it?

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Well, I did earlier, but I couldn't see anything.

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I'll have another go.

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Oh!

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It was you! You stole my eye!

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No, no, I bought this.

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Davina!

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-It's OK, Doug. I will...

-It is so not OK!

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And if that eye was stolen, where did these arms come from?

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# I want to hold you but something's wrong

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# Woke up this morning and my arms were gone. #

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Drum solo!

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Let's go!

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How did the zombie body shop get the eye?

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D'you think they stole it?

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We should ask Luke and Rhesus to help.

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No way. We just need to catch the thief red-handed.

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Which means setting a trap.

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The first place a thief would go for body parts is a graveyard.

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Dude, I don't want to lose anything else!

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You won't! I'll be ready to grab them.

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Just go to sleep.

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Oh, it's so uncomfortable.

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I don't think I'll ever be able to fall...

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HE SNORES

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ROOSTER CROWS

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Doug? Doug, where are you?

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-Doug!

-Over here, dude.

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-Doug!

-Good to not see you, little dude.

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I've been such an idiot.

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There's no way I can sort this out on my own.

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Good harvest, Dixon, well done.

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-Thanks, boss.

-You nick the zombie parts,

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they have to come and buy replacements.

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And then I nick them again! Brilliant, boss.

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I'm going to pretend we're running out of stock, and hold an auction.

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They'll be so desperate, they'll be prepared to pay...

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an arm and a leg!

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THEY LAUGH

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I don't get it.

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And it had been such a long day, and then I fell asleep, and then...

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Where is Doug?

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Uh... Doug?

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Hi.

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Ah!

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-Where's the rest of you?

-Beats me, little dude.

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What should we do?

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If only there was someone here who always knew best.

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Hm. Oh, Cleo!

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OK, I've been stupid!

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I'm only human.

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Or I was, 4,000 years ago.

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Hey, look what Dig's got.

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I can see me. It's my eye!

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Oh, good half doggy dude!

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Ewww!

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Oh, man!

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Oh, and I thought I'd seen everything.

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Can someone give it a wipe?

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Don't look at me.

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Doug, can you see anything through your other eye?

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Hmm. It's pretty dark.

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Do you have one that's a little less dopey-looking?

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It's in the zombie body shop!

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Let's go!

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Uh, dudes?

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Do I hear 2,000?

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Is that a bid, sir?

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Do I hear 2,500?

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2,500.

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3,000...

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Hey, that's Doug's.

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Oi, I was buying that!

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-I want it!

-I want it more!

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-Give it here!

-It's not yours!

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You got more than your fair share already.

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I want your leg.

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Er... Sorry. I'm rather attached to it.

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Hand over your arms.

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Dixon, do something!

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That's not what I meant!

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Dixon, you are a complete and utter coward!

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Agh!

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Luke, stay calm. If you turn full werewolf you'll rip us all

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-into body parts.

-Which is exactly what the zombies want!

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Hold on, I've got an idea.

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Whatever it is, do it quickly!

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We need to get to Doug's place.

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I can't hold them back much longer.

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Dig! Dig for your life! And mine, more importantly.

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Cape, give me a shovel, now.

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Oh...yeah, ha-ha, very ha-ha indeed.

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We're through, there's a tunnel.

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Women and children second!

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-Which way, Doug?

-Follow me.

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Might be quicker if you use this.

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Oh, nice!

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Agh!

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Like he said. Agh!

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Follow me, dudes.

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This way. Left here - or was it right?

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-Doug!

-Just kidding.

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It's left. I think.

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They've got me! They've got me!

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It's just an arm.

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-We're almost there, dudes.

-Follow me.

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Ha-ah!

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SHE GROANS

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Aaagh!

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Ha-ah!

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Right. I'll be off, then.

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That's quite enough freaks for one day.

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Toodle-oo.

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No! Don't touch me! Get off!

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Now might be a good time to give all the body parts back.

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Ohhh... There you go.

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Next.

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Cool!

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How do I look?

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Well, I think you should...

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BOTH: Hmm.

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Great, Doug. You look just great.

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Hey, Sticks, can I get your autograph?

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You sure can. Now that I've got my arms back.

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Look, if there's anything else I can do for you guys...

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Oh, well, actually, my dude, there is something...

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This is for you.

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Oh, my ear.

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What a lovely surprise.

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Oh...

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And I've got another surprise for you.

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Hey, guys!

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# I think this could be zombie love

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# When I first met you, my head spun around

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# You make my heart beat so much faster

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# Weird

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# Cos I don't have one

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# Ohhh

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# Wanna live with you forever

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# In a half-dead sort of way... #

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Atchoo! Ooh...

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# Hold your hand if you've still got one

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# Watch our bodies decay

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# Zombie zombie love, oh

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# Zombie love

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# Ooh. #

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