Resus Rocks Scream Street

# He was a kid who didn't fit in

# Got a wolf living inside under his skin

# When he's angry his body sprouts hairs

# He's got a ticket and you'll never guess where

# Scream scream scream when you get to Scream Street

# Scream scream scream when you get to Scream Street.... #

EVIL LAUGHTER

# Next door's a vampire maybe not

# 4,000 years old but her body won't rot

# Yeah being a freak is totally normal

# When everyone's freaky and paranormal

# Scream scream scream when you get to Scream Street

# Scream scream scream when you get to Scream Street

# Scream Street Scream Street. #

GROANING

-That one's yours.

-Kapow! So long, ugly.

-Oh, yeah! Bonus!

Oh, you've got to love Zombie Kickboxer.

Actually, dude, I find it kind of offensive.

Not all zombies are like that. Some of us prefer chilling to killing.

Sorry, Doug.

This game was HUGE back in the normal world.

A little help over here.

GROANING

OK, OK. Go low. Quicker. Quicker. Yours. Yours. Yours. Go.

Oh... Hah, you're dead!

Hope you come back as a zombie. Oh, we could totally hang out. Ha!

Anyway, wolfie dude,

-I better go before your dad sees me.

-Wah!

Sorry, Mr W. Didn't mean to scare you.

HIGH PITCHED: That's okay Doug!

Ahem, still finding the undead hard to get used to.

Oh, I feel you, dude.

-Yours, I believe?

-Wilfred! Thanks, man.

Mind if I watch some news?

-NEWSREADER:

-'And this south-westerly breeze should blow the cursed fog

'safely away from Scream Street by the end of the week.'

Thank goodness.

-'Back to you, Anna.

-'Thanks, Mitch.

'Now, exciting news for music fans.

'In a change to their tour schedule, Brain Drain are back in town.'

We've GOT to go and tell Resus.

Why don't you practice your guitar?

Oh, what's the point? I'm rubbish.

Oh, stop being so negative.

Uh, my name is Resus Negative.

Well, you can't stay in bed all day, darling.

Why not? It's what vampires are supposed to do anyway.

DOORBELL RINGS

-BOTH:

-Hi, Mrs Negative.

Hi, guys. I'm afraid Resus is in one of his moods.

Good luck getting him out.

-What?!

-FOOTSTEPS

I said the magic words -

"Brain" and "Drain".

Oh...it's for a friend. Er, called "D R Schuller".

-Hey, Resus.

-Oh, hey, Luella.

(OMG, eye contact. Stay calm. stay calm.)

-Name?

-Er, sorry. Resus.

There, you go. Er Sorry Resus.

I...I play the guitar myself, actually.

-Yeah, of course you do.

-I want to be in a band too one day.

Look, are you buying more stuff, no? Well, move along.

Loser.

-You dropped your album.

-I don't want it now.

It's ruined.

DOG BARKS

Don't listen to Dredd. All the fame's gone to his head.

-You'll have your own band one day.

-Yes. Yes! You're right!

Oh, I can see it now. Resus And The Losers.

Nobody insults my Dark Angel.

I'm going to teach that Dread a lesson.

BANG Ooh!

Phew, that was close.

LUELLA GASPS

Over here! This way, Doofus.

LUELLA GASPS

Whoa! Slow down, nitwit! Watch out!

You bumbling idiot.

When I get out, I'm going to kick your bum. My bum.

Oh, whatever. You're in deep doo-doo, buddy. This is not funny.

Stop it! Hahaha!

It's not funny. Hahaha!

THEY PLAY BADLY # My eyes popped out.

# Literally they're still on the floor I can't see anymore

# Literally... # Oh, this is so not working.

We'll have to cancel all the gigs.

-HE SIGHS

-Excuse me?

-Whoa.

I know someone who's brilliant on the guitar and knows all of your songs backwards.

Let's talk, little lady.

AUDIENCE CHANTS: Brain Drain.

-I'm so nervous.

-You'll be just fine. You were great in the audition.

But what if I let the band down?

I believe in you.

Come on, Buddy. It's show time.

I think I'm going to be sick.

That was sick! Did you hear my solo? The crowd went crazy.

Yes! Wicked! I'm so happy for you Resus. I thought...

Brilliant. Hold that thought. I just need to talk to the guys.

Hey, wait up. Got some song ideas.

LUKE EATS NOISILY

I dread to think how you eat when you're a wolf.

-Oi, oi. Here comes the rock star.

-You're only in our favourite band.

Awesome!

-Eh.

-It is pretty cool, isn't it?

Please, can I have an autograph on...my...bum?

Yeah...actually, I just came to say I can't come out tonight.

Working on some new stuff with the other two, so...laters!

-Seriously?

-I thought we were the other two?

Not now, Luella, I'm in a hurry.

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

# I've got a hunger welling up inside

# It's like an illness eating me alive

# I've got this creaking feeling in my core

# I'll stop at nothing I want it more and more

# I need fame Check my name

# Look at me What do you see?

# I need fame Chant my name

# It's good I knew it would... #

GUITAR SOLO

# When you get a taste for fame, old friends you'll shun

# Goes straight to your head if you've still got one

# Fame is here today and fame is gone tomorrow

# First so much joy then so much sorrow

# I need fame Chant my name

# Look at me What do you see?

# I need fame Chant my name

# Am I too cool

# Or just a fool? #

Whey!

EVIL LAUGHTER

How dare he ignore me. Without me, he's nobody. Nobody.

Well, he can wave goodbye to his precious tour.

Twisting turning, seven winds blow,

feel the wrath of my tornado.

If I had just wanted a breeze, I'd have asked for one.

Man, my nose itches. Scratch it!

-RAT SQUEAKS

-Oh, yeah. Oh. Just there.

Ere! I don't like the look of this.

# I've got an ear worm It's eating on my brain

# I've got an ear worm It's driving me insane

# I've got an ear worm... #

-Love the smoke machine!

-Uh, we don't have a smoke machine.

-AUDIENCE GROANS

-OK. Oh, alright. Alright.

Autographs later.

GROANS

Vein?

-VEIN GROANS

-Vein?

Guys?

-AUDIENCE MOANS AND GROANS

-WAH!

Urgh!

Oh, broomsticks. This does not look good. OK, Luella, you can fix this.

You can fix this.

With a spell gone horribly wrong, fog be gone be gone be gone.

-TWINKLING SOUND

-No, I've got this. I've got this.

Seven winds, I summon thee, blow the fog back out to sea.

-BOOM

-Ow!

RESUS PANTS

Oh, no, no, no. This isn't happening!

GWAR!

Go away. Please, go away. It's not fair. There's only one of me.

-Now, I've really got to work on my landings.

-Guys!

You're a total troll, Resus, but we're still here for you.

-Friends forever, whatever.

-Let's do this thing.

THUMPS

Hee-yah!

Urg!

Yee-ah.

Yee-ah.

Wah!

Urgh...ah!

Hai-yah!

Ooh!

-Arg!

-Yee-ah!

Oh.

-BANG!

-Oh.

-BANG!

-Oh.

The problem with being famous is everything wants a piece of you.

Urg! Bonus.

Hee-yah! Double bonus.

Yee-ah. Triple bonus.

Day is night and night is day, blow the wind the other way.

-THUNDER CRACK

-At last! A spell that works!

ARCADE GAME JINGLE Game over.

SCATTERED ZOMBIE GROANS

No lives lost.

Huh? What happened, dudes?

You don't remember anything?

No, not a thing.

In which case, nothing happened!

Whoa. Must have been a big night.

Yeah. I'm still legless.

I think this is yours.

Guys, sad news, I'm leaving the band due to creative differences.

Really?

Yeah, you wanted to eat me. Turns out, that was a bit of a deal breaker.

-Oh, right.

-Well, you can't leave. We still haven't found Dread's head.

I...think I might be able to help.

LUKE SIGHS Urgh.

RAT SQUEAKS

CRUNCH!

How exactly did you know he was down there?

Lucky guess?

-THUNDER CRACK

-Ow!

# I've got an ear worm it's eating on my brain... #

I'm only here for a friend!

Yeah, the band are pretty good!

Yeah, but it would be better if we were in it.

You're not kidding!

ALL: # I've got an ear worm Does it hurt?

# Yes a lot. #

-THEY LAUGH

-Ow.

EVIL LAUGHTER